August 23, 2025 • 10 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all you made bastards Loving the Big Show podcast
Get Up Even Closer.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
On Instagram YouTube, and ticked off for for dogging four
to seven every weekday on Radio Hedreckare.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Yeah, man, can the fellows fellows here?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
We are teezy. If you go I have you gone downhill? Man?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
You seem you seem worse than you're were this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
You seem to get he.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Boo this one. I was quite surprised. And now it
feels like you've disintegrated.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Well, it's because first thing in the morning after a hangover,
you're a piece of shirt that you heard about. You
have some water, you have bricky, you have a coffee,
and you're like, all right, sweet and then you sit
down at insing me well into on a couch for
half an hour and like switch half and now I'm
a piece of shit. Yeah, but I'm having a coffee.
It should be sweet as fellas.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
No coffee'll do it, man, that's for sure.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Yeah, I've over done the coffee because I was.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
My first one. Jason, Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Like I've had four, which is not good. And then
when you add and when you're adding six oysters on
top of my buffet breakfast. I'm feeling slightly nauseous. To
be honest, I think.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Really horny, horny and anxious me horny. Do you actually
genuinely because you've eaten six oysters? Do you feel slightly
It's complete bullshit.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
No, I don't feel any kind of I haven't.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Maybe we should test it.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I haven't felt horny in like five years.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
There it's just if you say old ram cars or
back paddock, it's just.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
You know, it's just that side of me is just interested.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
We should hate test? But do you reckon? We should
get all the stuff that they say as an afrod.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Mogi's roasting his legs up on my cheer.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
That's very comfortable, man, I need someone to put my feet.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
He just wants to lie down.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I'm not going to do it. Yeah, we could have
a couple of dozen kasy what just absolutely better in
each other. I don't know where it comes from. Actually,
what the idea that there's an efridis in fact any infrodisy.
I've never found to be particularly arous.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah, I'm the same mat Yeah, I mean I used
to seek out aphrodisiac and never did anything to me.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
There must be something to it though, because I like
a lot of Chinese medicines and stuff. It's like eat
the test of something or the horn off something, and
it's good for that thing.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Doesn't it like rhino horn or something horny?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Does it.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Just poach of rhino so you can get well?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
The oysters are The oysters are high in zinc. They're
one of the richest natural sources of zinc and it's
a critical mineral for testosterone production in spam health. Okay,
oh wow, low zinc is linked to reduce libido and fertility.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Right, Okay, I'm my dad to ken us and sat
getting some zinc products.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Fell zink all over your face.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Totally what I mean.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
If I God, it's just I just you know what
this stand is going to be.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Like the Hidarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Darchy.
The Hdarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keysy tune
in weekdays.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
And four on radio.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
But anyway, yeah, and for those listening, just just so
you know, we're in the Wellington Officers Studio. We've never
broadcast from here before and it's the day after the
live show we've been to be all of us are
slightly dusty, and we've just spent quite a bit of
time there around a whole lot of people, just on
the purse.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Jason, I'm actually not dusty, Keysy, I was horning.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I kind of wish you were dusty.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
So because you're finding me, I think Keys's finding me
really annoying.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Really annoying. Today it's just so annoying. I don't know,
like just because I'm full of bee. No, you're not,
You're He's like, I really want a cold coke. And
then we get up here and he looks in the fridge.
He's like, oh, is there any coke? And the lady
is like, no, because this is our personal food. She's like, literally,
is a two four down right there? He's on, don't
worry about it, but about having a coke. It's like, look,
(04:16):
jakeson got half an hour. There's a place right there.
He's like nah. And then Dilly goes to walk out,
and then Jake saidh where are you going, Dilli? And
he's like to the toilet. He's I thought you might
be going to get a coke.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Having said that, Dilly just dead go and get Magie
at coffee and CAZy and CAZy nor insta boy.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
No, I wouldn't send the web guy to get me
a coffee. That's diva ship. I'm a backbone man.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
But having said that, it's a beautiful day in Wellington,
it really actually is, and the studio where End's got
a magnificent view really does. I'm liking it.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
So last night that was the first time I've been
to an IB and drunk at it, yes, and stayed
till the better end. I got thrown out. Actually I
was the last one there.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Wow, Holy.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I think midnight you would have been with what are
you right?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
He was gone, Yeah, all right, that's good it. Yeah,
but they literally had to pretty much throw us out, Maggie,
get your ass out of here and see you later. Feeler.
But yeah, it was fucking punishing. Its good, it's good,
it's good, but it's punishing. Yeah. There was a great
(05:26):
There was a great father and son or two boys
and their old man nape. Yeah, the old man there,
he got fucking hammered.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
He was, he was.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I don't I think leagueless is an appropriate description of it, Maggie.
When do you see the old man man? He's steamed
and he was he was over the show. Yeah, I
had to check him in an ober.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Isn't that so great?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Though?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
The old boy has two sons. They go over joining
a big night, have a fucking rapper of a time.
The old boy gets steamed, Like, that's awesome, that's good ship.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
The boys were stoked.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yeah, they're also steamed ares as well, but the dad
was on next level.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
That's fucking good.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
That's good bonding, that's family shit, it's great. Yeah, getting
steamed together, I reckon it is like, because I've never
been steamed with my dad before, because yeah, he drinks responsibly,
he does now, Yeah, he didn't used to do right,
But like the age difference, and so when I first
started drinking, I was at that age where I didn't
want to be seen dead with my parents. And then
(06:31):
you eventually come to the play the point where you
actually really want to and then they're a bit older
and they don't drink as much anymore. Yeah, I'd love
to get steamed with my dad.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yeah, why don't we get your dad up here, have
a bit of a carry night and get on the
steam with Keysy's dad.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
So the first time he gets steamed to my dad
is with you guys.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, well that might encourage him a bit more.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
He might be more interested in the thing from like
forty years of working with she medal and stuff. He's
got Arthrider. So he has this medication which means you
can't drink. You can only drink I think once a
month or something, and he has to drink light beers
or something like. So he's got all these parameters around,
and so he always saves it for when I'm coming
down to Todunger. But he'll always only have maybe like
(07:15):
five beers right where, you know, So we could get
them up, fill them with butter chicken, Get Mogi and
Hoody j down, get on the lash. They'll both be
actually we're not drinking, fellas, and then it'll be actually,
I'm gonna turn. I've got some work to do or something.
Jason going for a walk. Yeah, it'll be sick man,
I'd love it. Or g Mogi.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
I'm just looking at all the apartments across the way
there and wondering a fight, because you know, I'm looking
at apartments at the moment, whether I could live.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
In one of those.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
You don't want to live there, man, No, I'm just thinking,
especially there I'm looking at you'd be just you're looking
at a wall across from you wouldn't be that cool.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
We used to referit it because we put a lot
of people in there for movies. Yeah, where are you
talking about this one right here? Oh yes, I won't
mention the name of it, but crew members and actors
as well. And we used to call it Absalom. It's
like a really metal clan, clean clean on the ground
(08:15):
when you're walking along it's it's super noisy and it's
it's a bit of a shitter. Yes. Actually that woman
that I put it out on the billboard yesterday.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Oh yeah, yes, that was.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
That was who I dealt with for that.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Maggie. Being back down here, has it made you think,
fuck man, I need to come back to Wellington and
live here.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
No, no, because all of my mates are saying, don't
do it. Yeah, all of my mates down here like
it's a ship old yeah. Whether they just right now
the weather's no good. But it was great yesterday because
they had like five mates that I went to school with,
so a lot of guys there I've known since I
was five. Was so that was good. Yeah, and had
(08:52):
a great yarn to them. Have they aged well, yeah,
they have. Yeah, they're all doing really well. Yeah, good,
every one of them, you know.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
And this is the thing. Auckland gets a lot of
ship throwing its way, But Auckland's, I have always maintained,
is a great city. It's a good city, man, totally
it is.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I only live in my suburb. People complain about the treble.
I don't never go anywhere.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
I tell you one thing that's always you know, really
got deep inside my goat about Wellington as the fucking
road system.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah it sucks.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
It's just horrendous.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yeah, one way is yes, And like that tunnel, everything
going through that tunnel is bullshits bullshit Fellers, Yeah right,
I found the roads here, pretty sweet, good shit. The
music's playing, Fellers.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
We made it.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
We made it. Boys.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
We've only got a full radio show. It's got to
be so radio awards stuff. Zoe, who's on the other
end of the line there, just get ready to package
it all up.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
The radio awards.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
I might go and get a coke.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Actually, sure you will. Hey, listen to the Big Show.
It's four pm till seven pm every single weekday on
Radio HOD.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Thanks for coming out to the show yesterday as well.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yeah, it was awesome. We'll definitely be back down to
Wellington all right. See yep bye
For all you made bastards Loving the Big Show podcast
Get Up Even Closer.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
On Instagram YouTube, and ticked off for for dogging four
to seven every weekday on Radio Hedreckare.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Yeah, man, can the fellows fellows here?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
We are teezy. If you go I have you gone downhill? Man?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
You seem you seem worse than you're were this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
You seem to get he.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Boo this one. I was quite surprised. And now it
feels like you've disintegrated.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Well, it's because first thing in the morning after a hangover,
you're a piece of shirt that you heard about. You
have some water, you have bricky, you have a coffee,
and you're like, all right, sweet and then you sit
down at insing me well into on a couch for
half an hour and like switch half and now I'm
a piece of shit. Yeah, but I'm having a coffee.
It should be sweet as fellas.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
No coffee'll do it, man, that's for sure.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Yeah, I've over done the coffee because I was.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
My first one. Jason, Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Like I've had four, which is not good. And then
when you add and when you're adding six oysters on
top of my buffet breakfast. I'm feeling slightly nauseous. To
be honest, I think.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Really horny, horny and anxious me horny. Do you actually
genuinely because you've eaten six oysters? Do you feel slightly
It's complete bullshit.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
No, I don't feel any kind of I haven't.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Maybe we should test it.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I haven't felt horny in like five years.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
There it's just if you say old ram cars or
back paddock, it's just.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
You know, it's just that side of me is just interested.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
We should hate test? But do you reckon? We should
get all the stuff that they say as an afrod.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Mogi's roasting his legs up on my cheer.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
That's very comfortable, man, I need someone to put my feet.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
He just wants to lie down.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I'm not going to do it. Yeah, we could have
a couple of dozen kasy what just absolutely better in
each other. I don't know where it comes from. Actually,
what the idea that there's an efridis in fact any infrodisy.
I've never found to be particularly arous.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah, I'm the same mat Yeah, I mean I used
to seek out aphrodisiac and never did anything to me.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
There must be something to it though, because I like
a lot of Chinese medicines and stuff. It's like eat
the test of something or the horn off something, and
it's good for that thing.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Doesn't it like rhino horn or something horny?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Does it.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Just poach of rhino so you can get well?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
The oysters are The oysters are high in zinc. They're
one of the richest natural sources of zinc and it's
a critical mineral for testosterone production in spam health. Okay,
oh wow, low zinc is linked to reduce libido and fertility.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Right, Okay, I'm my dad to ken us and sat
getting some zinc products.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Fell zink all over your face.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Totally what I mean.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
If I God, it's just I just you know what
this stand is going to be.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Like the Hidarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Darchy.
The Hdarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keysy tune
in weekdays.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
And four on radio.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
But anyway, yeah, and for those listening, just just so
you know, we're in the Wellington Officers Studio. We've never
broadcast from here before and it's the day after the
live show we've been to be all of us are
slightly dusty, and we've just spent quite a bit of
time there around a whole lot of people, just on
the purse.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Jason, I'm actually not dusty, Keysy, I was horning.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I kind of wish you were dusty.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
So because you're finding me, I think Keys's finding me
really annoying.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Really annoying. Today it's just so annoying. I don't know,
like just because I'm full of bee. No, you're not,
You're He's like, I really want a cold coke. And
then we get up here and he looks in the fridge.
He's like, oh, is there any coke? And the lady
is like, no, because this is our personal food. She's like, literally,
is a two four down right there? He's on, don't
worry about it, but about having a coke. It's like, look,
(04:16):
jakeson got half an hour. There's a place right there.
He's like nah. And then Dilly goes to walk out,
and then Jake saidh where are you going, Dilli? And
he's like to the toilet. He's I thought you might
be going to get a coke.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Having said that, Dilly just dead go and get Magie
at coffee and CAZy and CAZy nor insta boy.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
No, I wouldn't send the web guy to get me
a coffee. That's diva ship. I'm a backbone man.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
But having said that, it's a beautiful day in Wellington,
it really actually is, and the studio where End's got
a magnificent view really does. I'm liking it.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
So last night that was the first time I've been
to an IB and drunk at it, yes, and stayed
till the better end. I got thrown out. Actually I
was the last one there.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Wow, Holy.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I think midnight you would have been with what are
you right?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
He was gone, Yeah, all right, that's good it. Yeah,
but they literally had to pretty much throw us out, Maggie,
get your ass out of here and see you later. Feeler.
But yeah, it was fucking punishing. Its good, it's good,
it's good, but it's punishing. Yeah. There was a great
(05:26):
There was a great father and son or two boys
and their old man nape. Yeah, the old man there,
he got fucking hammered.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
He was, he was.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I don't I think leagueless is an appropriate description of it, Maggie.
When do you see the old man man? He's steamed
and he was he was over the show. Yeah, I
had to check him in an ober.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Isn't that so great?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Though?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
The old boy has two sons. They go over joining
a big night, have a fucking rapper of a time.
The old boy gets steamed, Like, that's awesome, that's good ship.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
The boys were stoked.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yeah, they're also steamed ares as well, but the dad
was on next level.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
That's fucking good.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
That's good bonding, that's family shit, it's great. Yeah, getting
steamed together, I reckon it is like, because I've never
been steamed with my dad before, because yeah, he drinks responsibly,
he does now, Yeah, he didn't used to do right,
But like the age difference, and so when I first
started drinking, I was at that age where I didn't
want to be seen dead with my parents. And then
(06:31):
you eventually come to the play the point where you
actually really want to and then they're a bit older
and they don't drink as much anymore. Yeah, I'd love
to get steamed with my dad.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yeah, why don't we get your dad up here, have
a bit of a carry night and get on the
steam with Keysy's dad.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
So the first time he gets steamed to my dad
is with you guys.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, well that might encourage him a bit more.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
He might be more interested in the thing from like
forty years of working with she medal and stuff. He's
got Arthrider. So he has this medication which means you
can't drink. You can only drink I think once a
month or something, and he has to drink light beers
or something like. So he's got all these parameters around,
and so he always saves it for when I'm coming
down to Todunger. But he'll always only have maybe like
(07:15):
five beers right where, you know, So we could get
them up, fill them with butter chicken, Get Mogi and
Hoody j down, get on the lash. They'll both be
actually we're not drinking, fellas, and then it'll be actually,
I'm gonna turn. I've got some work to do or something.
Jason going for a walk. Yeah, it'll be sick man,
I'd love it. Or g Mogi.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
I'm just looking at all the apartments across the way
there and wondering a fight, because you know, I'm looking
at apartments at the moment, whether I could live.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
In one of those.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
You don't want to live there, man, No, I'm just thinking,
especially there I'm looking at you'd be just you're looking
at a wall across from you wouldn't be that cool.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
We used to referit it because we put a lot
of people in there for movies. Yeah, where are you
talking about this one right here? Oh yes, I won't
mention the name of it, but crew members and actors
as well. And we used to call it Absalom. It's
like a really metal clan, clean clean on the ground
(08:15):
when you're walking along it's it's super noisy and it's
it's a bit of a shitter. Yes. Actually that woman
that I put it out on the billboard yesterday.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Oh yeah, yes, that was.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
That was who I dealt with for that.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Maggie. Being back down here, has it made you think,
fuck man, I need to come back to Wellington and
live here.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
No, no, because all of my mates are saying, don't
do it. Yeah, all of my mates down here like
it's a ship old yeah. Whether they just right now
the weather's no good. But it was great yesterday because
they had like five mates that I went to school with,
so a lot of guys there I've known since I
was five. Was so that was good. Yeah, and had
(08:52):
a great yarn to them. Have they aged well, yeah,
they have. Yeah, they're all doing really well. Yeah, good,
every one of them, you know.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
And this is the thing. Auckland gets a lot of
ship throwing its way, But Auckland's, I have always maintained,
is a great city. It's a good city, man, totally
it is.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I only live in my suburb. People complain about the treble.
I don't never go anywhere.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
I tell you one thing that's always you know, really
got deep inside my goat about Wellington as the fucking
road system.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah it sucks.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
It's just horrendous.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yeah, one way is yes, And like that tunnel, everything
going through that tunnel is bullshits bullshit Fellers, Yeah right,
I found the roads here, pretty sweet, good shit. The
music's playing, Fellers.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
We made it.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
We made it. Boys.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
We've only got a full radio show. It's got to
be so radio awards stuff. Zoe, who's on the other
end of the line there, just get ready to package
it all up.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
The radio awards.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
I might go and get a coke.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Actually, sure you will. Hey, listen to the Big Show.
It's four pm till seven pm every single weekday on
Radio HOD.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Thanks for coming out to the show yesterday as well.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yeah, it was awesome. We'll definitely be back down to
Wellington all right. See yep bye
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