October 2, 2024 • 50 mins
Tayla and Marcelo kick off this week by arguing about who should kick off, and that start Tayla off on a tangent of who else she could host with. Talking about new idea, Tayla has discovered the benefits of shopping online so she doesn't have to deal with crowds while pregnant and then they go into the do and don'ts they learnt from their wedding.
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Join in as The Montoya’s lift the curtain on the life and relationship of Aussie imports assimilating into New Zealand as a newly married couple. Think Keeping Up with the Kardashians crossed with Modern Family and tune in for the podcast you never knew you needed.
About The Hosts:
Tayla Montoya is an ex-cheerleader, and current radio producer for Jono and Ben on The Hits. Her roots are from a large Italian Australian family, with all the passion and fire that comes with that.
Most importantly, she is like that friend at the BBQ that is constantly surprising the group with a new questionable take, internet-based obsession or just something to annoy her husband.
Marcelo Montoya is a Fijian Australian professional rugby league player and brings insight into what it actually means to be a professional sportsman. He is a little bit bogan, and a whole lot of a perfectionist. He strives for everything in his life to be cantered and deliberate so he can perform at the highest level, while contending with his wife’s need to try and throw him off balance.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is an iHeart Radio New Zealand podcast. Hello Taylor,
Hello Marcello.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
That was very formal, like I change it up everywhere.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah it's good.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yeah good.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I don't know what you give it to me the rain,
You give me the rains?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Like yeah, because I if it was up to me, I'd.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Be like, hey, well, apparently you're the star who said that.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Everyone's saying hilarious.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, actually start us off.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Then, iHeart Radio, who is signed with also believe I'm
the star. That's why they gave me this deal.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Which is fair enough. You should be starting you should
be starting us off, big star, all right?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Should I try?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Is that an anchor?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
A big an anchor? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Yeah, if this was a radio shide like that person
that the first was he here is the anchor in
and out of the outbreak.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah, that's me.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I don't want to be that person.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Well I don't want to be Well that's you.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
What do you mean you have to be it? You
want to big note yourself city. You're saying that I
Heart Rady gave me the rains, take the rains love.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Okay, Well let me try it out. Okay, pretend none
of this happened. Okay, welcome your ship.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Your ship there, you got your ship.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Maybe I'll go try again. Three one Hey, guys, say
who guys? Who is the guys?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Me and Louis?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Okay, what did you say before we got?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Things? Are speak about? I say it?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
You want to big note yourself?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I got three.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Two one, Hey, gorge how are ya good?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Gorgeous?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Good?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
And then when you went how how are ya? How
the bloody hell are ya? Is that Lara Bingle and
that ausi ad? We should have just said good, good mars,
how are ya?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
That's good? All right? Should anyway because I'm that angry
again because apparently I'm not funny.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
No, and that's what an anchor is. They keep the
show rolling. They're not funny. They don't expect the out
the big one liners. You just need a guide it,
I think.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Which is fair enough. But how do they give this
to me? And I've got not one bit of experience
in this field because it's not hard, because I'm good
at something, at something.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Because anyone could do it. Not the star of the show, though,
because I'm there to get in, get out, take control,
give the one liner, and call it a day, which
is fair.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Think about logistics.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
But if I'm not here, he's going to speak to I'll.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Get Laura mcgold chicken. We've already got we've got understandings
for you. We're waiting for the season to kick off,
because then when you're away.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Again, I've got Laura. I've over got Casey Rap and
she could step in for an episode here or there.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
He wouldn't even get anything out of that session we're
talking about you.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I'll fly them over my brother Luke, he's been waiting for.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
A You and your dad will be so good.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I think so?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Just your mom not so much, because she's very smart.
Your mom's not very but she's very dyslexic. When she speaks,
she'd be calling your mass funny.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
That's actually funny. Yeah, but you know who else? Albert,
your brother? No, that's for five Jazz, Jazz to wanga.
We've talked before. He's king to step on the mic.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
We too bad.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Jazz would be here, will you That's okay, we'll.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Fly him over.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
I Heeart Scott budget. You just won't get paid that week.
Your talent fee will go to jazz. And that's okay
because you're just the anchor anyways, But yeah, well that
was fun. Has a week been Yeah, As the pregnancy
is progressing, I have to do a few more tests.
So today I've actually just come back from the Glue
(03:50):
Coast Challenge for the challenge, yes, for those.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Called the glue Coast Challenge. Okay, so what that actually
called the.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Glue Coast Challenge? So first of all, you weren't there.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I want to do it.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Then why are you going to go do it?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Well, the challenge, I mean everyone can do it.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
No, you have to be pregnant, dick.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Well it's nice, it's not because it's a challenge, right,
this is what it's called. But you're foolish?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Is the challenge nothing?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Anyways, before I was really interrupted by the show anchor
who that hasn't even earned his seat yet, I had
the glue Coose challenge speak to me, which is where
you have to skull like a five hundred mill bottle
of like the thing that tastes like lemonade, it's just
glue coose. You have to scolled in five minutes, then
(04:38):
sit in the waiting room of the doctors for an hour. Yeah,
and then if you pass the hour without spewing up,
you get a blood test taken and then you find
out if you've got gestational diabetes. Sorry, that is what
the test is for diabetes and pregnancy.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
How much blood did they take?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Oh, it's about five tubes, but without tube they were
testing a lot though, because I's pre natal.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
No second test or something, second bluntests as well. Yeah,
they tested iron and everything. While they were They're like,
we'll just do everything.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Hopefully iron's going up, hopefully because yeah, I've been stuff
in some landown.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah Italians, we don't Italians. Well, you said the other
day was a talis because all we do is eat pork.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
No. I said, do you think it could be a
cultural thing because you guys just eat pork and stuff?
And then you said, yeah, it could be, but then
you search it up today. Yeah, well the number.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Five thousand Italians out of one hundred thousand have iron.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yeah I don't know.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Yeah, whereas Fijian seven point five percent of Fijians have
iron deficiency.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
These are some great stats, great smart.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
So what's so what's the process now?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
When do we.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Get the results? Hopefully this week? Yes, hopefully. That don't
really mean because then it's like all g yeah yeah,
but yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Apparently like you can.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
That test can go one of two ways, like one
of my best friends, Georgia Manahan And.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Before you say, fack me, how many band freends do
you have? George is actually right? Or dive from kindergarten
through too.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I like they've been more specific with your friends.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Now, yeah with twenty twenty six Yes of friendship man
Georgia crazy.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yes, she's one of my favorites.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
I'd say she's your only favorite because you're a tough
critic's yeah, her husband partner Fance, Yes, baby daddy.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Yeah, so she poor thing she like was projectile spewing
in the hour that she had the test. And as
soon as you vomit, they discontinue the test. You have
to come back next day, next day and do it
all over again. You cannot vomit within the hour.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Imagine if you're sitting there, you've done it. It's fifteen
it's a fifty ninth minute, Yeah, thirty seconds.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Yeah, don't be like, I wouldn't be surprised if that's happened,
because I tiktokeed it before I went like, as you know,
I searched it on TikTok tiktoked it. That's just a
verb I made for tiktoking things. And there's some horror
stories out there, like a girl said she she vomited
and then passed out within ten minutes of drinking the
(07:18):
liquid like you, and then this girl had accessible sweat.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Especially if you don't drink any soft drinking and then
you have tough.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
I was like, how did I used to skull vodka
red Bulls at the club. Because when I was doing
it this like in the doctor surgery, the nurse was like, oh,
you need to you need to drink it fast. And
I was like, but so bubbly, like I can't get
it down, and she's like you have to. She times you,
and I'm like, channel those eighteen year old days when
(07:48):
your infusions night club in Crinulla and some ride offs
just brought you a drinking you want to So I
was like, well, I know it's yuck, like I had indigestion.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I still got it like all day.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Think when you get a like what credible will turn
your little glass? You take the ice out they put.
This is one thing I want to say as well, Actually,
can you buy a drink if you go out to
a bar anywhere pub, right, and you buy a drink
and they put half a ton of ice in there. Yeah,
take the ice out, son, you know what I mean.
We don't need that much ice. Yeah, give me some
more of the of the straight in there.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
But the other day, for Casey's one of my best
friends again Casey's Hens, we went to this really nice
restaurant on the viaduct in Auckland and all the girls
ordered alcoholic drinks. Obviously I couldn't, and all the drinks
were served with this big fat ice cube in them,
and we took the ice cube out and it was
(08:48):
like a puddle. And I said to Jamie Casey, I said,
jokes on them, asks for no ice next time around, right.
So he came around and he goes, oh, do you
want another one? She goes yeah, but can I have
it with no And I was like, we got him
here and he goes, oh, really it won't be as nice,
and she goes, yeah, nice.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
So he brings out another one and mostly doing like
that's small. Still like it literally looked ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yeah, what drink was it?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
It was a like a cocktail of some sort.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I don't understand that because I'm pretty sure of the
big ice cubes. That's if you drink in a straight
you know what I mean, if you drink straight.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
No, it was a cocktail, and I was like thirty
dollars as well.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Yeah, I feel like.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
That's where, you know, and I'm not luck standing up
for them, but that's how they make their money. Oh
of course you know they save the straight. Yeah, put
a big ice cube in there. Yeah, and they still
get genuiney, they're still stingy for it.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
And then I got a non alcoholic cock margarita cocktail whatever, cocktail, mocktail, and.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
That was like twenty dollars, And I said, what am
I paying for here? Orange juice? Twenty dollars for non alcoholic.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I could make you one downstairs actually for free. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Do we actually have any of that orange?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Of course we may go.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
That was nice, that juice juice with the Yeah. I
like pulp. Why don't we normally buy I.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Do? I don't like pulp.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
There's a different You like the pop you like.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
It's like peanut butter. I can't stand smooth peanut butter.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
I like the crunchy one.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Yeah, I like crunchy that's what I just said. I
can't stand smooth, So what would I like then, crunchy?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I asked that, I said, I said, but I like
the crunchy one.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yeah. I'm so happy for you.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Sometimes when I have peanut but I feel like I'm
going to choke though, because it's so cluggy.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
How how much you put in?
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Not a lot, but I think I got I got
really abnormal tonsils like my whole life. Doctors have questions
whether to take them out or not. Anyways, I got
really big tonsils. So when you when you mix some
thick peanut butter in the midst of that, I really
struggled to breathe.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
You do, Yeah, that's probably what you're snoring all the time. Yeah, yeah,
that's what it's from the pregnancy. Mate.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Well, my tontels have been around for twenty nine years.
Twenty seven years. Sorry, I just aged myself to exactly.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
And that's where you've been.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
I haven't been snoring my whole life, yeah, the last
ten years, but I can.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
It's only a recent complaint of yours there when we've
been together nine years.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Or because now, like I don't want to make you
feel bad because you're pregnant, right, So I don't try
to force it upon you, but I'll tell you in
the morning. I don't care. I tell the truth in
the morning when you wake up. I'm not going to
wake up then at night time too.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
You did you hear me the other day? I didn't
and shook me.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I niced you, which is fine. Wake up, pull your
head in, close your mouth, and breathe properly. That's how
it should be.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
God big words for an aintkor AnyWho. So yeah, that's
that's the origins of the band aid on my What
is this body part called I Know You Are no?
The arm that connects the byseet Yeah, but the other
side of the album.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Told you what it was.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
If anyone was wondering on the video that gets in shot, no,
I haven't wandered down a side street and got up
to mischief.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
This is a very blood test.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
She is a junkie.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
If anyone no, no, So yeah, did you want to
say anything else to me?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Well?
Speaker 3 (12:30):
I just wanted. I thought I asked you how your
week was?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
He next me, Oh, sorry, how's your mean? It's important?
Speaker 3 (12:36):
I'm going to say it now.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
How has it been?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
That's good?
Speaker 3 (12:40):
That's good started training again.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Yes, which is actually quite interesting because I feel like
people think, you, guys, the last game you play, you
don't link up until start a pre season in like
two months.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
But that's not true. You you only had two weeks off.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
I think you can learn your lessons from a young age.
For me, when you're young and your body is healthy,
but I used to do nothing the whole break in
terms of training and rock up to training day one
and just kill and feel sweet. But as you get older, mate,
tell you what you need to keep ticking the legs over. Yeah,
you keep the rust out. That's what we call it.
(13:18):
And so that's all it's. That's all it's been. It's
not strenuous training, it's just ticking the legs over.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
I couldn't.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
You're a tough woman. We went for a long walk
on the weekend.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
You did that?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Do you say that was a hike?
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Hiking is walking? We're just going for a hike. Where
you going?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
You're on the mountaineer.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
What actually constitutes a whole say he's spitting out how
to work constitutes.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Yes, like it's a constitutional though?
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Did I say that?
Speaker 3 (13:49):
I said something?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
No idea? Now you're putting ones in my mouth.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
But I think if as soon as you get the
poles to help you walk, that's a hike.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
This is a hike.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Hi is when you go on to Mount Everest and
you climbing that, No, that's mountaineering.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
It's the same. You can't go hiking, you know what.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
I don't want to go buy those things and walk
and walk around the street.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
So I could have done done with those What was
the place we went to the other day.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
We walked up Mount Wellington.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Yeah, it was nice, it was beautiful. We took the
dog to the sausage. Dog was flying.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
It was fine.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Like the little legs inspired me. I said, well, if
he can do it, I can do it. Twins and all.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Literally.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Yeah, so that was fun. Thanks for bringing me on
your train.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
And I'm surprised after we did that walk he was
still had all the energy in the world to keep going.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
You wanted to keep running around.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Which goes to show is full of life, others aren't me.
I was done for the day. Yeah, I was.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
You huffing and puffing me and you got halfway up
the hill and you're half not even.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Halfway up there. We got from the car to the
entry that was the hardest part.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
I remember saying to you, why would we come be
Mysselene bringing like, trust me, you'll be fine, And I
was fine.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
It was good for me. You know, it's very easy
to play the victim.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
You do it straight away.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
But no, it was good.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
That's how my week's been cool. But are running here
and there spending time with you? You know, I'm actually
enjoying spending time with you.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
With we say that like it's a surprise.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
You want maternity leave and me on the break? Yeah,
because I always think being in each other's pocket all
the time, how would it be? It's fine?
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Yeah, well it's okay when you spend half the day
on PlayStation with headphones.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
That's my out. I need that.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I bought a coloring in book. You did, and oh
my god, I've had so much fun.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
You're actually really good at it.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
I've done some really pretty illustrations. I'm going to show
Adam after our producer, after our recording. Yes, because once
you do it, you want to show people because you've
accomplished something.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Yeah, and now I never go on my phone. I'm
never on my phone because I'm coloring in, which is good.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Yeah, it's hard, you know, when you're for you, you
have all the social media, you're running our social media,
and then you go on there, like it's hard to
not go on there and keep checking yes.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Especially when there's some absurd allegations been thrown around in
the comments.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Who's saying what? What are people saying?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
You don't want to know?
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Tell me one.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Our noses. Okay, so some people have caught us brother
and sissa.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
Some people say we look like siblings, some people say
we look related, some people say we look insecure, and
some people say we have the same nose.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
The reason I take offense to all five, the reason
why we've changed. People might realize that the first few
times we filmed, I was sitting where you were and
you were sitting wild.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Was we change because of our noses?
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Yeah? And I regret doing that. I want to go
back to the GC because I realized that was my
good side.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
See, my nose is big, but I feel like it
fits with my face.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Yeah you're good looking, okay, Yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
I don't mind the hate people thrown but I'm just saying, incest,
pull your heads in mate, and then yeah, she's Italian.
We're not even sorry, she's aussy and plastic Italian.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Oh my god, actually not, I'm actually do you actually
want to know what I am? Italian? Dutch, A bit
of Spanish, Spanish.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
God, surname wasn't Requez, bitch, find a more Spanish surname
than that?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Whatever? What else do I have in me? I think
that's it.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Yeah, you're a bitza. Yeah, you're a bitza.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
It's everything.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Yeah, so you German can get a nose job.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
I think maybe at the edge of your career will
figure that out.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Yeah, oh my god, we're gonna pay twenty five grand
for a no shop and then you're just gonna go
get Is.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
That much a cost well the good ones? Yeah, twenty
five grand.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Yeah, that's looked into it or anything.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
I'm gonna get no nose job done.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
I am god. I can't wait.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
That's all the only reason I'm doing this podcast. This
is nose job money. And then we don't get renewed
for a second season, but at least the first. The
first season does not pay for the job.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
That's to note that the first season doesn't even pay
for the Anna station to come in with a sleep
I hope that's the right word.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
Anesthetic thesis, anesthesis, a phese titian.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
It's a hard word. I've never been able to pronounce thesis.
A thesis is that it I don't know what qualifies us.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
On my think, I would have known this the surgery.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
You've only been.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Knocked out and put put to surgery fucking so many times.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
It's a part of it.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Anyways, you know what, I can't realized that I don't
have patience to do anymore.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Talk to me, go to shops, go anywhere in public.
So my new obsession now because I just don't. I
hate driving there, I hate parking, I hate getting out
of the car, I hate walking around in a shopping center.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I hate people. I just hate the whole progras like that.
I don't care. I'm here now.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Well before you go, before you carry on this book
I'm reading, ikey go.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
All right?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Is this some time we touched on last week?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Year?
Speaker 3 (19:36):
But I want to I want to humble you again.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
I want to. I just want to tell you how
it is in Japan, all right. They have the most
centsorarians there. Most people are over one hundred.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
I don't want to live to a hundred.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
That doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
I learn everything every day when I read it, And
what I learned yesterday was that they're like the oldest
people in the world and their biggest thing is being social,
getting out saying a load of people. Some just walk
outside and just greet people and would walk back in.
So you're saying you don't like people, which is fair.
I don't like most people as well.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Well, I'm just going to go there. We go clocked
another ten years? Hey, hey, hey, another two.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Maybe a picture resting bitch face.
Speaker 6 (20:18):
If you did that, you're the one with the rest
in beach face. Really Okay, that's what I'm saying. You're
so negative and every something bad happens to you, the
world's against me. Shut up, no one cares. Grow up, Taylor.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
What chapter is that in Ikey gay?
Speaker 2 (20:36):
That's in Mars's gay book, Marsus Gayble.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Whatever you say on a book how to live.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Well, I won't read it.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
So where I was getting at is now I shop
online for everything, groceries.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
How good does that be?
Speaker 2 (20:53):
You've always shopped online, not for grocery. I've only signed
groceries last week.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
Yeah, and it's amazing, gone best thing ever and then
I've been putting off washing my hair because I've read
out a conditioner. So I've got the conditioner coming tomorrow
arriving from Mecca, so that's also exciting.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
I didn't have to step a foot in a shopping center.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Why don't you like walking in shopping centers?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
I just don't.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
I just don't. I get tired really easily at the moment.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
You know what, I don't like going to shopping center.
Sometimes it's just a line.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Yeah, it's another thing.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
We went to kmrut on the weekend.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Coloring book and your coloring book and to buy a
few baby things, and the line was ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
It was probably one of the nicest days in Auckland.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Yeah, people get out like we went out in the
morning for a beautiful walk, yeah, and said we'll try
to go in the afternoon May it was peak hour. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
The traffic in there, I know.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
And that's why it's so easy to be like, oh
my god, these people need to get a life. Do
you realize you're one of those people literally in the
shop exactly that also needs to get a life. But
I feel like that's my online shop now because I
have a life on my couch.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
And I pressed bye.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Yes, I don't trust online chopping.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Yeah, you've always been against it. Have you been done
by wrong?
Speaker 2 (22:12):
I have.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
I've been scammed that many times. I'd fall for a
scam all the time.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Remember first week we moved to New Zealand, I fell
for the toll.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
One How much I take?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
They took like four grand or something? Yeah, but a USB.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
My bank froze the charge before it left because they
could see it was.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Fudulate good that they are actually really really good.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
And then what else? What is the other scam?
Speaker 4 (22:43):
Oh? When they said my delivery was was going to
be delivered, click the link to confirm delivery.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
I clicked the link and then I put my bank
account details in it. And then what else was there?
I've done?
Speaker 4 (22:55):
I've been hit three times since moving to New Zealand.
And everyone's like, oh my god, how can you fall
for that?
Speaker 1 (23:01):
It's so easy?
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Like it's clearly such a getting better scam, getting better.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
It doesn't take much for me either.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
How bothered though? Scammers? Scammers? But they make good money,
they get a job.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
That is their job.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
What scamming people?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Yeah, that is their job.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Yeah, you know what, and then like for your grandparents,
imagine them getting.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Yeah, it's upset, broke my heart.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
For old people that have no idea. They see an
email they said, I've got to pay this bill.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Press it gone, yeah, down the drains.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Then on the on the topic of conditioner, do you
use conditional when you wash your hair?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
No? I don't.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
What do you use to shampoo?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
To shampoo?
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Don't you feel like that's an incomplete job because the
shampoo cleans your hair right, but then you need a
conditioner to make like a treatment smooths the hair.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Look all right, I don't need it. If I had
long hair like a dow if I had a per
like I also be doing it. You're like Dallan, I'd
be doing that.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Just he use shampoo conditions, of course he does.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
He's got his new range coming out soon.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Keep your eyes yet, is the styling styling?
Speaker 2 (24:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
It would be styling because he's got a good I.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Want to get it for what? Just a shampoo?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Yeah cool?
Speaker 2 (24:16):
And he's gonna make body wash. Yeah, I'm keen for it.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Yeah. Oh no, that's exciting. Exciting things happen.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
What do you use both? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
You have to. As a blonde, you have to.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
So I don't even just use shampoo condition mind a
purple shampoo conditioner which brings out the icy tones in
a blonde hair, because it's fake. It's not a n
actural blonde. It's actually not full of shit. There's some
really incredible research downe behind.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
The purple shampoo.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
You know, it's easy to just go to the shops,
get some panteine or some dove. No, you rub it
on and we're fine.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
If I used like those, it would strip the color
and turn my hair like a brassy color.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Would be horrible for everyone involved. I'd have louise.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Ensuit that color?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Yeah? One hundred copper?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Copper's in?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Is that expensive the shampoo you buy? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (25:09):
Like I bought a fifty meal bottle that's arriving tomorrow.
Fifty mils is nothing. That's forty dollars for fifty mils.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Crazy forty bucks?
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah? How much would like your what shampoo do you use?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Just whatever they dove?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
How much would that be?
Speaker 2 (25:28):
I don't know, maybe fifteen bucks maybe, yeah, but that
lasts a year? Is it fifteen or ten bucks? Somehow?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
The last three washes because I've got thick, long hair.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
See why is everything so much more expensive for youse?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
You've been using all this moisturizing cream, all this.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Stuff you've been using. Yeah, it does nothing. How much
you spend on it?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
How much?
Speaker 3 (25:52):
How much do you spend on your moisturie?
Speaker 1 (25:54):
How not? It does nothing? Though I can see, do
I not look gratiot?
Speaker 2 (25:59):
You look beautiful?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
It's it works, It doesn't know.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
When I felt pregnant, I had to get rid of
all my skincare because you're not allowed to use vitamin
C or retinol and stuff when you're pregnant because that
can hum the baby. So yeah, I went to Sophora Yes,
and I said, hello, help me, I'm pregnant, And of
course they said, oh.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Dumb bitch, let's go get.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
Literally And they sold me to Cora Organics, which is
Marianda Kurz business. Do you know Miranda cur That was
ex Victoria's Secret model mom, business owner married to that
really rich guy. Sorry, okay, well she's got her own
beauty and ski care products called Cora Organics.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
It's all organic, the names.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
It's made fresh from the earth.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
Yeah, there's like Truemerican stuff in the ones. I really yeah,
but for only three your items?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
No no, no, no, no no, for only three items
a bottle that's fifteen meals a moisturized so that's it's
like twenty mil. And then I cleanse other Yeah nothing.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
My that don't only put up the back of my calf.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
No, well, this is the face. Two hundred and ten dollars, yeah, crazy,
crazy that much?
Speaker 1 (27:18):
What do you use on your face? Nivia cream exact
body cream though.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
It's body cream everything.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
You never trust the cream. That's his face and body.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
What's worked for me?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Look at me?
Speaker 3 (27:29):
I guess how much mine is for you? Two hundred
and ten?
Speaker 2 (27:31):
How much mine is? Eleven dollars for the big bottle,
six dollars for the traveling one I always buy when
we travel.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
And look at these, Look at the skin. Huh, look
maybe you got good genetics. It's not about the genetics.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
They just rowed it. Jar okay, alright, hey, Maranda, can
I get the refund for them?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
I can't keep using this cream, not doing that on
my body.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
You need some Nivia huney, We'll get you some.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Na Jesus put some Nivia on that cough.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're taking the piss.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Now, Oh do you need that to put on? How
do I act that out?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Because you gave it to me after you had a
coming down, you're finishing, gave it to me.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Look at me, I'm ready to sweep.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Okay, one big difference here.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
You're not carrying twins, so your body is that prioritizing
the life of two other.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Things before it even gets to you?
Speaker 2 (28:31):
I give you that.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Yes, shut up, fair enough? Shut up.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
On the weekends, right when we're about to go to bed,
at a thought to myself, and it was a nice thought,
So just be with me, I said to myself, God, oh,
don't you remember.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
The days when we need to live with each other?
Speaker 4 (29:00):
And like we were of age obviously, so we would
spend all the weekend together and then it would get
to Sunday night and we'd go to sleep, and I'd
be so upset waking up on Monday knowing I had
to go to work for a full week and I
wouldn't see you until the next weekend. And then I
was like, Wow, how cool is life that you can
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marry the person you love and then you get to
spend every single day with them, every night with them, and.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
That's just marriage' fun. I was like, marriage is so cool.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
That's what I said.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
It's it's nice. It's actually been really enjoyable having your
home and being able to spend time together.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Nice, it is.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
And like, you know, when I'm growing up watching mom
and Dad and the way they I remember saying, who
the fuck wants that?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
The constant bickering and all of that jazz, the drama,
And I was like, I'm not. I'm not too keen
on signing my love away.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
I communicate that. Yes, that's just the way they communicate.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Yeah, and then everyone's different, you know, no, one's just
it's better to be like that, I feel sometimes.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Yeah, because guess what, everything's out there. The way they
speak to each other is the truth.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Yeah, you know, yeah, because they've been.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Around the bush, don't know anything inside. Everything they want
to talk about it is out there. Yeah, and that's
a positive about it.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Yeah, because what you'll.
Speaker 4 (30:24):
Often do is you'll say one thing to my face
and then go to your friends and say another about me.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
No, I never I've never done that.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
You're a two face. I'm kidding, that's me. No, I'm
mad too. I can't lie, please, I wish I could lie,
I would save myself.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
But yeah, you know, it was just a really nice
thought that we get to wake up with each other
every day, and you know, I never have to get
the Sunday scaries.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Because you're there the next day.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
What Sunday scaries?
Speaker 4 (31:01):
Oh, that's like a thing where like you go to
like you start getting anxious on a Sunday afternoon, whether
it be because you've got school the next day UNI.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Or a job you hate. Oh my god, god, I've
had some rough Sundays when I was in school.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
Yeah, yeah, or like when it's school holidays and the
back to school ads come on.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
My brother, you hate it. He's like, little girl, I'm
gonna throw my fucking shirt at the TV.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Can we see more of that when we're younger, because
obviously in school, I feel like I don't see that stuff.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Yeah, I never see back to school ads. Now.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
It's crazy because all they're doing is strike, don't they
these days?
Speaker 1 (31:36):
They're bloody? Never at school? All these strikes were were
these strikes when we.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Were in school striking?
Speaker 4 (31:41):
There's seams of strikes, isn't there was that in AUSI
is that an Australian thing? I think you just again, No,
the teachers, because they want more money and they deserve it,
and they deserve it. They deserve it, and you as
a teacher's they can vouch for them.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Teachers. This is my opinion. I'm going to hold back.
Teachers and medics are people that nurse yeah, or paramedics, Yeah,
they deserve a motto in the world. Sorry, it is
being a teacher. I wasn't even a teacher. A teacher's
aid when I was playing under twenties at the Bulldogs
at the time. It's so tough man, Yeah, and they
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go through the ringer. They have to deal with parents, kids,
like you know, if things go down at school, they're
dealing with that, trying to teach a class. Teachers deserve
they honestly do. And even like the paramedics, we watch
the show we watched Nurses Nurses made, They've been ever backwards.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
For those three occupations alone at the highest paid. Like
there's people in.
Speaker 4 (32:39):
Radio I know that are on like probably like mate,
like six times what your average nurse would get paid.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
And it does not make sense at all. It's crazy.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
And you know what, I feel like I should say
this on behalf of teachers people stop saying to teachers,
must be nice to get school holidays.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
I know, yes, thank you s yes, good, no, good good,
you said that. Yeah, you're right right.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
If you want that life, go be a teacher. Then
no one stopped you something about something.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
He's an idea, stay at home and teaching kids, exactly
at home and teaching kids.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Oh my kids. To say that he wouldn't do that.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
Everyone complains with their kids. It's just it's a handful.
Teachers do that every day in the class.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
That's in the class. Yeah's dealing with the parents.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
This kid hits this kid, this kid, but this kidst
his lunch.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
She go to do with that? She or he could
do that. They deserve it. Made teachers deserve it. Nurses, medics,
all of them are the best.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
People love them more.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Podcast presenters like we are what do we do?
Speaker 2 (33:49):
What are we actually doing? Explain to me what we're
actually doing here?
Speaker 4 (33:52):
Tell me now, go tell me nothing dribbling talking ship yes, AnyWho?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Back to marriage, like so, yeah, I'm really glad I
said yes, and we married. We got married.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
Do you remember when you proposed and I started planning
the wedding and I was really keen on having our
wedding in Fiji, really keen. I reached out to Buller Bride.
That's a great business in Fiji. Pretty much you contact
them and they just organized the whole thing for you,
obviously in partnership with you.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
But venue, like god, there's some stunny venues in Fiji,
and like my parents were on board.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
My grandparents were going to make the trip over because
it's not that far of a flight. And then it
wasn't until I told you, well, the groom doesn't need
to know anything. You just show up all the day.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
You go, be careful what you were Shaw Taylor? And
I said, what do you mean? I thought you'd be stoked,
like we're going to your mother land. And then I
told your mom thinking I was like, I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
We're gonna get ready for thinking she would be like
over the moon and she was, don't get here wrong.
But then when she was like, oh, how many people
are coming, I was like, oh, well, it's destination wedding,
so I'll be smaller than like one hundred hundred and twenty.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
And then she didn't say anything to me, But she
says to you, what did she say to you?
Speaker 3 (35:18):
No, Well, she didn't say anything to me. I just assume, yeah,
you don't know what I know.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Yeah, But then that's why I thought maybe she didn't like,
she didn't like, you didn't touch basis me to tell
me this? Yeah, because as soon as you said feed, yeah,
said sweet, the whole village is coming.
Speaker 6 (35:33):
Everybody from grass gonna come through this wedding, break everything.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
And then I said everyone's coming, all my aunties and
my cousin ain't even met one of them.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Yeah. So and you're like what, And I said, that's fine,
of course blood can come.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
Of course, you know much blood.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
I got back and there wasn't you said everywhere back home?
And then I realized, you call people your auntie that
iren't even your blood related aunties. So how would I
get them a blood test? You actually you actually related?
Blood related or not blood tests to prove it? Because
I remember saying to you, well, that's not happening because
there's a seating chart.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
I said, mate, take your seating chart and sit on it,
because guess the Fijian culture, everyone's coming. You go to Fiji.
You're like, what do you mean, mask? I said Taylor.
The difference is between Italians and Fijian's mate. When Fijians
have a wedding, everyone comes, everyone comes, and I was like,
I'm trying to explain this to you. I said, see,
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you should have told me this before. I would have
gave me information and then you could have made the
right decision. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
So when I was told that information mixed up with
the humidity in my hair and what I would have
looked like in photos was done on sndicate. Fiji's not
long shit, We'll get married in Sydney. Make it easy
for everyone.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
And my dream was to get a Fijian choir to
sing while I walked down the aisle right and I
said again for you, I bypassed you because you just
so you know, just whatever.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
I went straight to your mom. Me and my mom
we were talking to Lytty.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
Here we go, your mom and we said, we want
a Fijian choir or a gospel choir at the church
to sing the Fiji and him, or like a rendition
of a song whilst I walked down the aisle. And
your mom was like, beautiful, beautiful, definitely, I know I
know a choir. I can organize all that. I said, amazing.
Let me know how much I pay them.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
And we'll do it.
Speaker 4 (37:28):
And then yeah, much no and then she said, okay,
well let me know when the invitations go out because
I'm going to dutation.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
I said, no, they're not invited to the wedding. They
just come sing and go your mom. No, they're coming
to the reception. I was like, how many people bloody choir?
She's like, well, like twenty to thirty people said I'm
not happy, like thirty people come to the wedding who
were just saying a scene.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
That's how it works in our culture.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
When you walk in Fiji, right, if in the village,
even if you're not living in the village, you're walking
past someone's You didn't even know this person.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
They may he may come.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Come inside, like bring tea, have something to eat. That's
how nice they are. The doors are open. It's crazy, mate.
Not in Sydney. No, you walk past someone's house like
is this my parents?
Speaker 1 (38:22):
The shutter is permanently closed, so people always sing no
one's Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
That's the differences in culture, right.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
And I told you said, think about what you say
or what you asked for before you asks for it,
because that's the Fijian way. If they're going to sing
make they staying, And I agree, they stay, they eat,
they party with us, They deserve it, and that's the
way it should be always.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
So hence why I went.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
Through just an iPhone plug in for the church. So, yeah,
what did I end up walking down the aisle to.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Some I don't know it was.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
It was instrumental. It was instrumental.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
That song Elvis song I Can't help falling in Love
with You beautiful the instrumental yes, beautiful song. Yes.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
So yeah, you guys kind of operate on a welcome
all kind of brief us. On the other hand, we're
looking out for people who do us wrong. You know,
we'll invite you to the wedding. You think it stops there, No, bitch,
We're going through the envelopes.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
The next day we're documenting, well, we're going to get going.
Speaker 4 (39:28):
And yeah, so the next day after the wedding, but
obviously we had a really nice night and my parents
took home the wishing well solid card, yeah, where people
could have given money as a gift if they wanted
to and if they were able to. And so my
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parents rang me that neck that day and gone, oh,
do you want us go through the cards and see
how much money you got and we're like, oh, now
we're going to be home.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
What do you mean Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
I was like, we're not going to count the money, yeah,
And they're like, no, we count, We've made a list. Yeah,
I said what?
Speaker 3 (40:05):
And this is this is another difference in cultures.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
A Fijian way. I was a Fijian wedding, you just
part ways. There's no meeting or dinner around counting money
and ticking names offices. We're grateful for what we get, right,
We're grateful whatever we get.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Knuck, I thank you.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
But then that's the difference with Italian mate. We sat down,
who went to your parents' house after? And they've pulled
the box out, had the list there, and I said,
it's a whole process.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
I know, writing down what each couple gave and how much.
Speaker 4 (40:35):
And they say it's because so they know how much
to give when their kids get married, And no, I
do believe that to some extent it is, but God.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
You learned some things when you go through those cards.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
The thing about it is I never looked at the
at it that way, at a wedding that way. I
didn't care.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
I just want the people there to enjoy themselves have fun.
But then for me, again, it's the principle, right, the principal. Mate.
I understand you might not make as much money. Just
put twenty bucks in there, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
However, you know, we had some some people come, a
lot of people come, you know, people that are really
close to me. Yeah, and didn't give anything. And then
I look at it like, hang on, it's fine, it's fine.
But if we invited a whole.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Clan, yeah, it's not full when seven of you are coming.
Speaker 3 (41:24):
Put fifty bucks in there. Put you know, put something
in there. Just write a card.
Speaker 4 (41:29):
Yes, that's get a garden, right. I think completely different
story what you can put in or what you can't
put in. But I think if you're invited to a wedding,
you should give a card.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
And for me, I don't care, like if you know
what I mean, Like for me, I didn't care about it.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
You did, you in the family.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
And then I said, I hang on when I started
seeing people that were really really close, you.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Know, you not even give a card exactly, and I've gone.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Like, you're taking the piss.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Yeah, this wasn't just a party, like, it's a wedding.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
Yeah, So that's that's why. And it's fine. It's fine.
But guess what, you're out of my life now.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
No, no, I don't care. No, No, I don't care.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
No, it's fine, it's fine. No, be yourselves. I don't
want to know is.
Speaker 4 (42:12):
I was listening to another podcast, actually a better podcast
than this.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
Who is it?
Speaker 4 (42:17):
Life funk Cart. It's a n iHeart podcast. They're good,
they're amazing, literally have been for years. And they were
saying that if you're invited to a wedding and you're
not in a position where you can give money, the
absolute least you can do is just give a card,
give a car, and write even wedding advice or like
best wishes, like things like that.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
And I was like, holy crap, that is so true.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
It's suggestions.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
It's a principle, right, you know, fire out man, Like
I know, I understand what it's like to have nothing,
you know what I mean, So I understand. Don't if
you can't give anything, bro, all good, all good, you know,
but don't don't.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
Lay off the vodka then because that shit's expensive.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Yeah. Also, also, don't give us thing and then take
our bottles of paid for because we could have reach.
Speaker 3 (43:04):
We could have refund of those bottles of.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
Vodka, and that could have been your gift to us.
Speaker 5 (43:09):
No.
Speaker 4 (43:11):
Weddings bring out another side to people and you learn
a lot.
Speaker 3 (43:16):
I feel like it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
When you get married, you understand, you understand who the
people are in your life that you want to keep
them there. What you understand you understand when you get
married's own advice. I can give your real ones and
the ones where you can go all right there, you
know what I mean, Like there's someone I'll take to
the trenches with that.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
That's what a wedding is.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
I think.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
Then everyone else and I said this to you, and
then all the hangovers that just come. You invite them
out of good will, good faith. Guess what, they're gone.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
I don't care. I'm a person where I can just
block out you're done. It doesn't bother me.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
I actually saw this thing on Instagram that was so good.
Speaker 4 (43:54):
It was like, if you won't answer a FaceTime call
from them, they shouldn't be in to your wedding. And
I was like, there's probably like eighty people at our
wedding that I want to answer a FaceTime call from.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
There's probably ten that I would.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
I don't even nine of those family. I don't even
like face timing, to be honest. What's the whole thing
about FaceTime? Talk to me about it. If I want
to see your face, I'll come and I'll say, let's
go get a coffee. That's FaceTime me and you face.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
We live in another country, so my parents.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
My relations to it, which is good. But I feel
like some other people like something. I've seen people like
just leave someone FaceTime. What's wrong with people these days?
You can't you can't get enough FaceTime when you're with
the person. You have to call them again on FaceTime
while you're driving.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
Makes me sick, very hat I hate phone calls regardless.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
I I'd rather call someone. You know, people message message.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
I'm calling you why because it's easy.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
I don't have to get to say what was one
of my pet hates? Working?
Speaker 4 (45:00):
Right, So this is kind of scary because I've mentally
made myself aware that I'm probably never gonna get a
job again in my life. I just say, now that
I've had a bit of space, I hate work.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
Why oh shit, do you want to do that?
Speaker 2 (45:17):
You're going back?
Speaker 1 (45:18):
I not have to go back.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
I don't want to.
Speaker 4 (45:22):
Yeah, So this is what was one of my pet
hates of the corporate world. You've just sent an email
to someone, they come back okay, cool. Mind if we
get on a call in five minutes to chat this over.
Why I just sent you an email about everything? Just
reread the email or just reply with a question whatever
(45:44):
question you have.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
Why do you have to call me?
Speaker 2 (45:46):
No, I'm sorry, but I could disagree with you. Why
I'm on this side, I'm that person. Go away, lie,
I don't even email.
Speaker 3 (45:54):
I just call.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
Oh yeah, that's the process. Tell me, let's get it
done and bang sorted. Guess what you save that and
there's no more emails. And then if they email you again,
that's when you call them an abuser.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
But phone like, like a phone call takes up so
much time email like, I.
Speaker 4 (46:11):
Can be at the gym and respond to an email
like I could still be doing my own thing a
phone call.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
I can't be at the gym.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
That's but then again, that's the difference today. I'd rather
make the call, I know when I'm at the gym
mine and take my phone up at all.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
Yeah you know, yeah, because you're actually working out. I'm
more there. Just like appearance like people like just I
just want to be seen guys, just at the gym. Yeah,
look at me. God, what's the gym? That's a bloody
distant memory my life?
Speaker 3 (46:39):
How long has it been.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
I'm twenty seven weeks pregnant, so twenty five weeks and
I used to be one of those people that went
to the gym like five days a week and I
loved it.
Speaker 3 (46:51):
What's wrong now?
Speaker 2 (46:52):
Then?
Speaker 1 (46:53):
Two babies growing?
Speaker 2 (46:55):
So I want to I want to say fair enough.
But then also I want to pull you up on
it as well.
Speaker 4 (46:58):
I think you should just shut up. No, I want
to say, I think you should remember that you're just
the anchor. I know, but I want to say this,
and it's all honesty. That girl you follow on tiktoks
whatever he's got, Yeah, she just had twins.
Speaker 3 (47:10):
She was at the gym every day, a lot every day.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
Yeah, hang on, hang on, I'm just.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
I'm not trying to jump on your throat. I'm just
trying to speak the truth here, all right, So she
went to the gym. Yeah, I'm just saying fair enough. Yeah,
that's it.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
Great, each to their own.
Speaker 4 (47:27):
She probably wasn't dealing with a lot at home like
I am. What are you dealing with a husband that
just plays PlayStations. So there it is a sausage dog
that needs twenty four hour attention.
Speaker 3 (47:41):
He doesn't. He can sit with me on the on
the gaming console.
Speaker 4 (47:44):
No, well, I cancel my gym membership, and I really
regret doing that. I did that during the first trimester
because I was like, I am so sick.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
Why am I paying for this? So but now now
that I'm off work.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
I'm like, use the gym like you can all three like,
so no weights, yeah, just some rehab exercises, glue at work,
you can do bridges.
Speaker 4 (48:05):
Right, I've noticed a bit of cellul out on my
ass that wasn't there twenty seven weeks ago.
Speaker 3 (48:11):
No, that's all part of being pregnant. Don't try.
Speaker 4 (48:14):
Babies aren't growing in my ass. I don't think it
is about pregnancy. So that's going to be fun to
deal with post post pregnant.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
You'd be fine. You're a tough cookie.
Speaker 4 (48:25):
Yeah, I'm going to be one of those. Like I'm
definitely going to get back into running asap. I believe
it or not, I was quite the jogger.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
Back in my day.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
I mean, I trust you onto the gym. I don't
think I trust you running.
Speaker 1 (48:37):
Oh, I don't think it's advice to pick up running
when you're pregnant.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
When you're pregnant, I mean it's good to still work out,
they say, yeah, and I walk every I think you
and I think at the gym is fine. But I
think if you're running, mate, there's just so many variables
there that scare me.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
The cars, my headphones.
Speaker 3 (48:54):
So you're talking about the headphones in the car.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
Yeah, but yourself fall over all the time.
Speaker 4 (49:03):
But yeah, anyho, So that was fun talking about wedding
and then exercise, but the wedding in itself. I reckon
we could do a whole podcast special on our wedding, but.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
We don't need it. That's that's that conversation for another time.
There's so much more we can share with people. We'll
share another time. We'll got some more time.
Speaker 4 (49:22):
Yeah, weddings are quite the controversial topic. But yeah, I'm
kind of sick of talking.
Speaker 3 (49:29):
So well done.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
Let's wrap this up.
Speaker 2 (49:31):
So from me more than Manda, Okay.
Speaker 4 (49:35):
Chow, buy, live, laugh, love. The teens may fade, but
the memories will last the lifetime.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (49:42):
What's another one finish? I like quotes?
Speaker 1 (49:49):
What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger,
This is an iHeart Radio New Zealand podcast. Hello Taylor,
Hello Marcello.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
That was very formal, like I change it up everywhere.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah it's good.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yeah good.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I don't know what you give it to me the rain,
You give me the rains?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Like yeah, because I if it was up to me, I'd.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Be like, hey, well, apparently you're the star who said that.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Everyone's saying hilarious.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, actually start us off.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Then, iHeart Radio, who is signed with also believe I'm
the star. That's why they gave me this deal.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Which is fair enough. You should be starting you should
be starting us off, big star, all right?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Should I try?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Is that an anchor?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
A big an anchor? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Yeah, if this was a radio shide like that person
that the first was he here is the anchor in
and out of the outbreak.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah, that's me.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I don't want to be that person.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Well I don't want to be Well that's you.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
What do you mean you have to be it? You
want to big note yourself city. You're saying that I
Heart Rady gave me the rains, take the rains love.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Okay, Well let me try it out. Okay, pretend none
of this happened. Okay, welcome your ship.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Your ship there, you got your ship.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Maybe I'll go try again. Three one Hey, guys, say
who guys? Who is the guys?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Me and Louis?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Okay, what did you say before we got?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Things? Are speak about? I say it?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
You want to big note yourself?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I got three.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Two one, Hey, gorge how are ya good?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Gorgeous?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Good?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
And then when you went how how are ya? How
the bloody hell are ya? Is that Lara Bingle and
that ausi ad? We should have just said good, good mars,
how are ya?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
That's good? All right? Should anyway because I'm that angry
again because apparently I'm not funny.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
No, and that's what an anchor is. They keep the
show rolling. They're not funny. They don't expect the out
the big one liners. You just need a guide it,
I think.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Which is fair enough. But how do they give this
to me? And I've got not one bit of experience
in this field because it's not hard, because I'm good
at something, at something.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Because anyone could do it. Not the star of the show, though,
because I'm there to get in, get out, take control,
give the one liner, and call it a day, which
is fair.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Think about logistics.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
But if I'm not here, he's going to speak to I'll.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Get Laura mcgold chicken. We've already got we've got understandings
for you. We're waiting for the season to kick off,
because then when you're away.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Again, I've got Laura. I've over got Casey Rap and
she could step in for an episode here or there.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
He wouldn't even get anything out of that session we're
talking about you.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I'll fly them over my brother Luke, he's been waiting for.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
A You and your dad will be so good.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I think so?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Just your mom not so much, because she's very smart.
Your mom's not very but she's very dyslexic. When she speaks,
she'd be calling your mass funny.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
That's actually funny. Yeah, but you know who else? Albert,
your brother? No, that's for five Jazz, Jazz to wanga.
We've talked before. He's king to step on the mic.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
We too bad.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Jazz would be here, will you That's okay, we'll.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Fly him over.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
I Heeart Scott budget. You just won't get paid that week.
Your talent fee will go to jazz. And that's okay
because you're just the anchor anyways, But yeah, well that
was fun. Has a week been Yeah, As the pregnancy
is progressing, I have to do a few more tests.
So today I've actually just come back from the Glue
(03:50):
Coast Challenge for the challenge, yes, for those.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Called the glue Coast Challenge. Okay, so what that actually
called the.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Glue Coast Challenge? So first of all, you weren't there.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I want to do it.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Then why are you going to go do it?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Well, the challenge, I mean everyone can do it.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
No, you have to be pregnant, dick.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Well it's nice, it's not because it's a challenge, right,
this is what it's called. But you're foolish?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Is the challenge nothing?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Anyways, before I was really interrupted by the show anchor
who that hasn't even earned his seat yet, I had
the glue Coose challenge speak to me, which is where
you have to skull like a five hundred mill bottle
of like the thing that tastes like lemonade, it's just
glue coose. You have to scolled in five minutes, then
(04:38):
sit in the waiting room of the doctors for an hour. Yeah,
and then if you pass the hour without spewing up,
you get a blood test taken and then you find
out if you've got gestational diabetes. Sorry, that is what
the test is for diabetes and pregnancy.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
How much blood did they take?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Oh, it's about five tubes, but without tube they were
testing a lot though, because I's pre natal.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
No second test or something, second bluntests as well. Yeah,
they tested iron and everything. While they were They're like,
we'll just do everything.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Hopefully iron's going up, hopefully because yeah, I've been stuff
in some landown.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah Italians, we don't Italians. Well, you said the other
day was a talis because all we do is eat pork.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
No. I said, do you think it could be a
cultural thing because you guys just eat pork and stuff?
And then you said, yeah, it could be, but then
you search it up today. Yeah, well the number.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Five thousand Italians out of one hundred thousand have iron.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yeah I don't know.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Yeah, whereas Fijian seven point five percent of Fijians have
iron deficiency.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
These are some great stats, great smart.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
So what's so what's the process now?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
When do we.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Get the results? Hopefully this week? Yes, hopefully. That don't
really mean because then it's like all g yeah yeah,
but yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Apparently like you can.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
That test can go one of two ways, like one
of my best friends, Georgia Manahan And.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Before you say, fack me, how many band freends do
you have? George is actually right? Or dive from kindergarten
through too.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I like they've been more specific with your friends.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Now, yeah with twenty twenty six Yes of friendship man
Georgia crazy.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yes, she's one of my favorites.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
I'd say she's your only favorite because you're a tough
critic's yeah, her husband partner Fance, Yes, baby daddy.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Yeah, so she poor thing she like was projectile spewing
in the hour that she had the test. And as
soon as you vomit, they discontinue the test. You have
to come back next day, next day and do it
all over again. You cannot vomit within the hour.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Imagine if you're sitting there, you've done it. It's fifteen
it's a fifty ninth minute, Yeah, thirty seconds.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Yeah, don't be like, I wouldn't be surprised if that's happened,
because I tiktokeed it before I went like, as you know,
I searched it on TikTok tiktoked it. That's just a
verb I made for tiktoking things. And there's some horror
stories out there, like a girl said she she vomited
and then passed out within ten minutes of drinking the
(07:18):
liquid like you, and then this girl had accessible sweat.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Especially if you don't drink any soft drinking and then
you have tough.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
I was like, how did I used to skull vodka
red Bulls at the club. Because when I was doing
it this like in the doctor surgery, the nurse was like, oh,
you need to you need to drink it fast. And
I was like, but so bubbly, like I can't get
it down, and she's like you have to. She times you,
and I'm like, channel those eighteen year old days when
(07:48):
your infusions night club in Crinulla and some ride offs
just brought you a drinking you want to So I
was like, well, I know it's yuck, like I had indigestion.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I still got it like all day.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Think when you get a like what credible will turn
your little glass? You take the ice out they put.
This is one thing I want to say as well, Actually,
can you buy a drink if you go out to
a bar anywhere pub, right, and you buy a drink
and they put half a ton of ice in there. Yeah,
take the ice out, son, you know what I mean.
We don't need that much ice. Yeah, give me some
more of the of the straight in there.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
But the other day, for Casey's one of my best
friends again Casey's Hens, we went to this really nice
restaurant on the viaduct in Auckland and all the girls
ordered alcoholic drinks. Obviously I couldn't, and all the drinks
were served with this big fat ice cube in them,
and we took the ice cube out and it was
(08:48):
like a puddle. And I said to Jamie Casey, I said,
jokes on them, asks for no ice next time around, right.
So he came around and he goes, oh, do you
want another one? She goes yeah, but can I have
it with no And I was like, we got him
here and he goes, oh, really it won't be as nice,
and she goes, yeah, nice.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
So he brings out another one and mostly doing like
that's small. Still like it literally looked ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yeah, what drink was it?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
It was a like a cocktail of some sort.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I don't understand that because I'm pretty sure of the
big ice cubes. That's if you drink in a straight
you know what I mean, if you drink straight.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
No, it was a cocktail, and I was like thirty
dollars as well.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Yeah, I feel like.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
That's where, you know, and I'm not luck standing up
for them, but that's how they make their money. Oh
of course you know they save the straight. Yeah, put
a big ice cube in there. Yeah, and they still
get genuiney, they're still stingy for it.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
And then I got a non alcoholic cock margarita cocktail whatever, cocktail, mocktail, and.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
That was like twenty dollars, And I said, what am
I paying for here? Orange juice? Twenty dollars for non alcoholic.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I could make you one downstairs actually for free. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Do we actually have any of that orange?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Of course we may go.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
That was nice, that juice juice with the Yeah. I
like pulp. Why don't we normally buy I.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Do? I don't like pulp.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
There's a different You like the pop you like.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
It's like peanut butter. I can't stand smooth peanut butter.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
I like the crunchy one.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Yeah, I like crunchy that's what I just said. I
can't stand smooth, So what would I like then, crunchy?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I asked that, I said, I said, but I like
the crunchy one.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yeah. I'm so happy for you.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Sometimes when I have peanut but I feel like I'm
going to choke though, because it's so cluggy.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
How how much you put in?
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Not a lot, but I think I got I got
really abnormal tonsils like my whole life. Doctors have questions
whether to take them out or not. Anyways, I got
really big tonsils. So when you when you mix some
thick peanut butter in the midst of that, I really
struggled to breathe.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
You do, Yeah, that's probably what you're snoring all the time. Yeah, yeah,
that's what it's from the pregnancy. Mate.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Well, my tontels have been around for twenty nine years.
Twenty seven years. Sorry, I just aged myself to exactly.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
And that's where you've been.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
I haven't been snoring my whole life, yeah, the last
ten years, but I can.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
It's only a recent complaint of yours there when we've
been together nine years.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Or because now, like I don't want to make you
feel bad because you're pregnant, right, So I don't try
to force it upon you, but I'll tell you in
the morning. I don't care. I tell the truth in
the morning when you wake up. I'm not going to
wake up then at night time too.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
You did you hear me the other day? I didn't
and shook me.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I niced you, which is fine. Wake up, pull your
head in, close your mouth, and breathe properly. That's how
it should be.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
God big words for an aintkor AnyWho. So yeah, that's
that's the origins of the band aid on my What
is this body part called I Know You Are no?
The arm that connects the byseet Yeah, but the other
side of the album.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Told you what it was.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
If anyone was wondering on the video that gets in shot, no,
I haven't wandered down a side street and got up
to mischief.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
This is a very blood test.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
She is a junkie.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
If anyone no, no, So yeah, did you want to
say anything else to me?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Well?
Speaker 3 (12:30):
I just wanted. I thought I asked you how your
week was?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
He next me, Oh, sorry, how's your mean? It's important?
Speaker 3 (12:36):
I'm going to say it now.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
How has it been?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
That's good?
Speaker 3 (12:40):
That's good started training again.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Yes, which is actually quite interesting because I feel like
people think, you, guys, the last game you play, you
don't link up until start a pre season in like
two months.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
But that's not true. You you only had two weeks off.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
I think you can learn your lessons from a young age.
For me, when you're young and your body is healthy,
but I used to do nothing the whole break in
terms of training and rock up to training day one
and just kill and feel sweet. But as you get older, mate,
tell you what you need to keep ticking the legs over. Yeah,
you keep the rust out. That's what we call it.
(13:18):
And so that's all it's. That's all it's been. It's
not strenuous training, it's just ticking the legs over.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
I couldn't.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
You're a tough woman. We went for a long walk
on the weekend.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
You did that?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Do you say that was a hike?
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Hiking is walking? We're just going for a hike. Where
you going?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
You're on the mountaineer.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
What actually constitutes a whole say he's spitting out how
to work constitutes.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Yes, like it's a constitutional though?
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Did I say that?
Speaker 3 (13:49):
I said something?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
No idea? Now you're putting ones in my mouth.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
But I think if as soon as you get the
poles to help you walk, that's a hike.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
This is a hike.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Hi is when you go on to Mount Everest and
you climbing that, No, that's mountaineering.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
It's the same. You can't go hiking, you know what.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
I don't want to go buy those things and walk
and walk around the street.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
So I could have done done with those What was
the place we went to the other day.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
We walked up Mount Wellington.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Yeah, it was nice, it was beautiful. We took the
dog to the sausage. Dog was flying.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
It was fine.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Like the little legs inspired me. I said, well, if
he can do it, I can do it. Twins and all.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Literally.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Yeah, so that was fun. Thanks for bringing me on
your train.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
And I'm surprised after we did that walk he was
still had all the energy in the world to keep going.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
You wanted to keep running around.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Which goes to show is full of life, others aren't me.
I was done for the day. Yeah, I was.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
You huffing and puffing me and you got halfway up
the hill and you're half not even.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Halfway up there. We got from the car to the
entry that was the hardest part.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
I remember saying to you, why would we come be
Mysselene bringing like, trust me, you'll be fine, And I
was fine.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
It was good for me. You know, it's very easy
to play the victim.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
You do it straight away.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
But no, it was good.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
That's how my week's been cool. But are running here
and there spending time with you? You know, I'm actually
enjoying spending time with you.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
With we say that like it's a surprise.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
You want maternity leave and me on the break? Yeah,
because I always think being in each other's pocket all
the time, how would it be? It's fine?
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Yeah, well it's okay when you spend half the day
on PlayStation with headphones.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
That's my out. I need that.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I bought a coloring in book. You did, and oh
my god, I've had so much fun.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
You're actually really good at it.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
I've done some really pretty illustrations. I'm going to show
Adam after our producer, after our recording. Yes, because once
you do it, you want to show people because you've
accomplished something.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Yeah, and now I never go on my phone. I'm
never on my phone because I'm coloring in, which is good.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Yeah, it's hard, you know, when you're for you, you
have all the social media, you're running our social media,
and then you go on there, like it's hard to
not go on there and keep checking yes.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Especially when there's some absurd allegations been thrown around in
the comments.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Who's saying what? What are people saying?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
You don't want to know?
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Tell me one.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Our noses. Okay, so some people have caught us brother
and sissa.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
Some people say we look like siblings, some people say
we look related, some people say we look insecure, and
some people say we have the same nose.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
The reason I take offense to all five, the reason
why we've changed. People might realize that the first few
times we filmed, I was sitting where you were and
you were sitting wild.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Was we change because of our noses?
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Yeah? And I regret doing that. I want to go
back to the GC because I realized that was my
good side.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
See, my nose is big, but I feel like it
fits with my face.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Yeah you're good looking, okay, Yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
I don't mind the hate people thrown but I'm just saying, incest,
pull your heads in mate, and then yeah, she's Italian.
We're not even sorry, she's aussy and plastic Italian.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Oh my god, actually not, I'm actually do you actually
want to know what I am? Italian? Dutch, A bit
of Spanish, Spanish.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
God, surname wasn't Requez, bitch, find a more Spanish surname
than that?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Whatever? What else do I have in me? I think
that's it.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Yeah, you're a bitza. Yeah, you're a bitza.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
It's everything.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Yeah, so you German can get a nose job.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
I think maybe at the edge of your career will
figure that out.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Yeah, oh my god, we're gonna pay twenty five grand
for a no shop and then you're just gonna go
get Is.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
That much a cost well the good ones? Yeah, twenty
five grand.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Yeah, that's looked into it or anything.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
I'm gonna get no nose job done.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
I am god. I can't wait.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
That's all the only reason I'm doing this podcast. This
is nose job money. And then we don't get renewed
for a second season, but at least the first. The
first season does not pay for the job.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
That's to note that the first season doesn't even pay
for the Anna station to come in with a sleep
I hope that's the right word.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
Anesthetic thesis, anesthesis, a phese titian.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
It's a hard word. I've never been able to pronounce thesis.
A thesis is that it I don't know what qualifies us.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
On my think, I would have known this the surgery.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
You've only been.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Knocked out and put put to surgery fucking so many times.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
It's a part of it.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Anyways, you know what, I can't realized that I don't
have patience to do anymore.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Talk to me, go to shops, go anywhere in public.
So my new obsession now because I just don't. I
hate driving there, I hate parking, I hate getting out
of the car, I hate walking around in a shopping center.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I hate people. I just hate the whole progras like that.
I don't care. I'm here now.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Well before you go, before you carry on this book
I'm reading, ikey go.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
All right?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Is this some time we touched on last week?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Year?
Speaker 3 (19:36):
But I want to I want to humble you again.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
I want to. I just want to tell you how
it is in Japan, all right. They have the most
centsorarians there. Most people are over one hundred.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
I don't want to live to a hundred.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
That doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
I learn everything every day when I read it, And
what I learned yesterday was that they're like the oldest
people in the world and their biggest thing is being social,
getting out saying a load of people. Some just walk
outside and just greet people and would walk back in.
So you're saying you don't like people, which is fair.
I don't like most people as well.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Well, I'm just going to go there. We go clocked
another ten years? Hey, hey, hey, another two.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Maybe a picture resting bitch face.
Speaker 6 (20:18):
If you did that, you're the one with the rest
in beach face. Really Okay, that's what I'm saying. You're
so negative and every something bad happens to you, the
world's against me. Shut up, no one cares. Grow up, Taylor.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
What chapter is that in Ikey gay?
Speaker 2 (20:36):
That's in Mars's gay book, Marsus Gayble.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Whatever you say on a book how to live.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Well, I won't read it.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
So where I was getting at is now I shop
online for everything, groceries.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
How good does that be?
Speaker 2 (20:53):
You've always shopped online, not for grocery. I've only signed
groceries last week.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
Yeah, and it's amazing, gone best thing ever and then
I've been putting off washing my hair because I've read
out a conditioner. So I've got the conditioner coming tomorrow
arriving from Mecca, so that's also exciting.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
I didn't have to step a foot in a shopping center.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Why don't you like walking in shopping centers?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
I just don't.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
I just don't. I get tired really easily at the moment.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
You know what, I don't like going to shopping center.
Sometimes it's just a line.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Yeah, it's another thing.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
We went to kmrut on the weekend.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Coloring book and your coloring book and to buy a
few baby things, and the line was ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
It was probably one of the nicest days in Auckland.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Yeah, people get out like we went out in the
morning for a beautiful walk, yeah, and said we'll try
to go in the afternoon May it was peak hour. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
The traffic in there, I know.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
And that's why it's so easy to be like, oh
my god, these people need to get a life. Do
you realize you're one of those people literally in the
shop exactly that also needs to get a life. But
I feel like that's my online shop now because I
have a life on my couch.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
And I pressed bye.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Yes, I don't trust online chopping.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Yeah, you've always been against it. Have you been done
by wrong?
Speaker 2 (22:12):
I have.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
I've been scammed that many times. I'd fall for a
scam all the time.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Remember first week we moved to New Zealand, I fell
for the toll.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
One How much I take?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
They took like four grand or something? Yeah, but a USB.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
My bank froze the charge before it left because they
could see it was.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Fudulate good that they are actually really really good.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
And then what else? What is the other scam?
Speaker 4 (22:43):
Oh? When they said my delivery was was going to
be delivered, click the link to confirm delivery.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
I clicked the link and then I put my bank
account details in it. And then what else was there?
I've done?
Speaker 4 (22:55):
I've been hit three times since moving to New Zealand.
And everyone's like, oh my god, how can you fall
for that?
Speaker 1 (23:01):
It's so easy?
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Like it's clearly such a getting better scam, getting better.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
It doesn't take much for me either.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
How bothered though? Scammers? Scammers? But they make good money,
they get a job.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
That is their job.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
What scamming people?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Yeah, that is their job.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Yeah, you know what, and then like for your grandparents,
imagine them getting.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Yeah, it's upset, broke my heart.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
For old people that have no idea. They see an
email they said, I've got to pay this bill.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Press it gone, yeah, down the drains.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Then on the on the topic of conditioner, do you
use conditional when you wash your hair?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
No? I don't.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
What do you use to shampoo?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
To shampoo?
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Don't you feel like that's an incomplete job because the
shampoo cleans your hair right, but then you need a
conditioner to make like a treatment smooths the hair.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Look all right, I don't need it. If I had
long hair like a dow if I had a per
like I also be doing it. You're like Dallan, I'd
be doing that.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Just he use shampoo conditions, of course he does.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
He's got his new range coming out soon.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Keep your eyes yet, is the styling styling?
Speaker 2 (24:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
It would be styling because he's got a good I.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Want to get it for what? Just a shampoo?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Yeah cool?
Speaker 2 (24:16):
And he's gonna make body wash. Yeah, I'm keen for it.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Yeah. Oh no, that's exciting. Exciting things happen.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
What do you use both? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
You have to. As a blonde, you have to.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
So I don't even just use shampoo condition mind a
purple shampoo conditioner which brings out the icy tones in
a blonde hair, because it's fake. It's not a n
actural blonde. It's actually not full of shit. There's some
really incredible research downe behind.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
The purple shampoo.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
You know, it's easy to just go to the shops,
get some panteine or some dove. No, you rub it
on and we're fine.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
If I used like those, it would strip the color
and turn my hair like a brassy color.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Would be horrible for everyone involved. I'd have louise.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Ensuit that color?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Yeah? One hundred copper?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Copper's in?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Is that expensive the shampoo you buy? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (25:09):
Like I bought a fifty meal bottle that's arriving tomorrow.
Fifty mils is nothing. That's forty dollars for fifty mils.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Crazy forty bucks?
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah? How much would like your what shampoo do you use?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Just whatever they dove?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
How much would that be?
Speaker 2 (25:28):
I don't know, maybe fifteen bucks maybe, yeah, but that
lasts a year? Is it fifteen or ten bucks? Somehow?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
The last three washes because I've got thick, long hair.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
See why is everything so much more expensive for youse?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
You've been using all this moisturizing cream, all this.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Stuff you've been using. Yeah, it does nothing. How much
you spend on it?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
How much?
Speaker 3 (25:52):
How much do you spend on your moisturie?
Speaker 1 (25:54):
How not? It does nothing? Though I can see, do
I not look gratiot?
Speaker 2 (25:59):
You look beautiful?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
It's it works, It doesn't know.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
When I felt pregnant, I had to get rid of
all my skincare because you're not allowed to use vitamin
C or retinol and stuff when you're pregnant because that
can hum the baby. So yeah, I went to Sophora Yes,
and I said, hello, help me, I'm pregnant, And of
course they said, oh.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Dumb bitch, let's go get.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
Literally And they sold me to Cora Organics, which is
Marianda Kurz business. Do you know Miranda cur That was
ex Victoria's Secret model mom, business owner married to that
really rich guy. Sorry, okay, well she's got her own
beauty and ski care products called Cora Organics.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
It's all organic, the names.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
It's made fresh from the earth.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
Yeah, there's like Truemerican stuff in the ones. I really yeah,
but for only three your items?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
No no, no, no, no no, for only three items
a bottle that's fifteen meals a moisturized so that's it's
like twenty mil. And then I cleanse other Yeah nothing.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
My that don't only put up the back of my calf.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
No, well, this is the face. Two hundred and ten dollars, yeah, crazy,
crazy that much?
Speaker 1 (27:18):
What do you use on your face? Nivia cream exact
body cream though.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
It's body cream everything.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
You never trust the cream. That's his face and body.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
What's worked for me?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Look at me?
Speaker 3 (27:29):
I guess how much mine is for you? Two hundred
and ten?
Speaker 2 (27:31):
How much mine is? Eleven dollars for the big bottle,
six dollars for the traveling one I always buy when
we travel.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
And look at these, Look at the skin. Huh, look
maybe you got good genetics. It's not about the genetics.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
They just rowed it. Jar okay, alright, hey, Maranda, can
I get the refund for them?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
I can't keep using this cream, not doing that on
my body.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
You need some Nivia huney, We'll get you some.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Na Jesus put some Nivia on that cough.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're taking the piss.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Now, Oh do you need that to put on? How
do I act that out?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Because you gave it to me after you had a
coming down, you're finishing, gave it to me.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Look at me, I'm ready to sweep.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Okay, one big difference here.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
You're not carrying twins, so your body is that prioritizing
the life of two other.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Things before it even gets to you?
Speaker 2 (28:31):
I give you that.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Yes, shut up, fair enough? Shut up.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
On the weekends, right when we're about to go to bed,
at a thought to myself, and it was a nice thought,
So just be with me, I said to myself, God, oh,
don't you remember.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
The days when we need to live with each other?
Speaker 4 (29:00):
And like we were of age obviously, so we would
spend all the weekend together and then it would get
to Sunday night and we'd go to sleep, and I'd
be so upset waking up on Monday knowing I had
to go to work for a full week and I
wouldn't see you until the next weekend. And then I
was like, Wow, how cool is life that you can
(29:22):
marry the person you love and then you get to
spend every single day with them, every night with them, and.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
That's just marriage' fun. I was like, marriage is so cool.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
That's what I said.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
It's it's nice. It's actually been really enjoyable having your
home and being able to spend time together.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Nice, it is.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
And like, you know, when I'm growing up watching mom
and Dad and the way they I remember saying, who
the fuck wants that?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
The constant bickering and all of that jazz, the drama,
And I was like, I'm not. I'm not too keen
on signing my love away.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
I communicate that. Yes, that's just the way they communicate.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Yeah, and then everyone's different, you know, no, one's just
it's better to be like that, I feel sometimes.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Yeah, because guess what, everything's out there. The way they
speak to each other is the truth.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Yeah, you know, yeah, because they've been.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Around the bush, don't know anything inside. Everything they want
to talk about it is out there. Yeah, and that's
a positive about it.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Yeah, because what you'll.
Speaker 4 (30:24):
Often do is you'll say one thing to my face
and then go to your friends and say another about me.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
No, I never I've never done that.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
You're a two face. I'm kidding, that's me. No, I'm
mad too. I can't lie, please, I wish I could lie,
I would save myself.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
But yeah, you know, it was just a really nice
thought that we get to wake up with each other
every day, and you know, I never have to get
the Sunday scaries.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Because you're there the next day.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
What Sunday scaries?
Speaker 4 (31:01):
Oh, that's like a thing where like you go to
like you start getting anxious on a Sunday afternoon, whether
it be because you've got school the next day UNI.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Or a job you hate. Oh my god, god, I've
had some rough Sundays when I was in school.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
Yeah, yeah, or like when it's school holidays and the
back to school ads come on.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
My brother, you hate it. He's like, little girl, I'm
gonna throw my fucking shirt at the TV.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Can we see more of that when we're younger, because
obviously in school, I feel like I don't see that stuff.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Yeah, I never see back to school ads. Now.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
It's crazy because all they're doing is strike, don't they
these days?
Speaker 1 (31:36):
They're bloody? Never at school? All these strikes were were
these strikes when we.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Were in school striking?
Speaker 4 (31:41):
There's seams of strikes, isn't there was that in AUSI
is that an Australian thing? I think you just again, No,
the teachers, because they want more money and they deserve it,
and they deserve it. They deserve it, and you as
a teacher's they can vouch for them.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Teachers. This is my opinion. I'm going to hold back.
Teachers and medics are people that nurse yeah, or paramedics, Yeah,
they deserve a motto in the world. Sorry, it is
being a teacher. I wasn't even a teacher. A teacher's
aid when I was playing under twenties at the Bulldogs
at the time. It's so tough man, Yeah, and they
(32:15):
go through the ringer. They have to deal with parents, kids,
like you know, if things go down at school, they're
dealing with that, trying to teach a class. Teachers deserve
they honestly do. And even like the paramedics, we watch
the show we watched Nurses Nurses made, They've been ever backwards.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
For those three occupations alone at the highest paid. Like
there's people in.
Speaker 4 (32:39):
Radio I know that are on like probably like mate,
like six times what your average nurse would get paid.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
And it does not make sense at all. It's crazy.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
And you know what, I feel like I should say
this on behalf of teachers people stop saying to teachers,
must be nice to get school holidays.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
I know, yes, thank you s yes, good, no, good good,
you said that. Yeah, you're right right.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
If you want that life, go be a teacher. Then
no one stopped you something about something.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
He's an idea, stay at home and teaching kids, exactly
at home and teaching kids.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Oh my kids. To say that he wouldn't do that.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
Everyone complains with their kids. It's just it's a handful.
Teachers do that every day in the class.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
That's in the class. Yeah's dealing with the parents.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
This kid hits this kid, this kid, but this kidst
his lunch.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
She go to do with that? She or he could
do that. They deserve it. Made teachers deserve it. Nurses, medics,
all of them are the best.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
People love them more.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Podcast presenters like we are what do we do?
Speaker 2 (33:49):
What are we actually doing? Explain to me what we're
actually doing here?
Speaker 4 (33:52):
Tell me now, go tell me nothing dribbling talking ship yes, AnyWho?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Back to marriage, like so, yeah, I'm really glad I
said yes, and we married. We got married.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
Do you remember when you proposed and I started planning
the wedding and I was really keen on having our
wedding in Fiji, really keen. I reached out to Buller Bride.
That's a great business in Fiji. Pretty much you contact
them and they just organized the whole thing for you,
obviously in partnership with you.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
But venue, like god, there's some stunny venues in Fiji,
and like my parents were on board.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
My grandparents were going to make the trip over because
it's not that far of a flight. And then it
wasn't until I told you, well, the groom doesn't need
to know anything. You just show up all the day.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
You go, be careful what you were Shaw Taylor? And
I said, what do you mean? I thought you'd be stoked,
like we're going to your mother land. And then I
told your mom thinking I was like, I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
We're gonna get ready for thinking she would be like
over the moon and she was, don't get here wrong.
But then when she was like, oh, how many people
are coming, I was like, oh, well, it's destination wedding,
so I'll be smaller than like one hundred hundred and twenty.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
And then she didn't say anything to me, But she
says to you, what did she say to you?
Speaker 3 (35:18):
No, Well, she didn't say anything to me. I just assume, yeah,
you don't know what I know.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Yeah, But then that's why I thought maybe she didn't like,
she didn't like, you didn't touch basis me to tell
me this? Yeah, because as soon as you said feed, yeah,
said sweet, the whole village is coming.
Speaker 6 (35:33):
Everybody from grass gonna come through this wedding, break everything.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
And then I said everyone's coming, all my aunties and
my cousin ain't even met one of them.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Yeah. So and you're like what, And I said, that's fine,
of course blood can come.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
Of course, you know much blood.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
I got back and there wasn't you said everywhere back home?
And then I realized, you call people your auntie that
iren't even your blood related aunties. So how would I
get them a blood test? You actually you actually related?
Blood related or not blood tests to prove it? Because
I remember saying to you, well, that's not happening because
there's a seating chart.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
I said, mate, take your seating chart and sit on it,
because guess the Fijian culture, everyone's coming. You go to Fiji.
You're like, what do you mean, mask? I said Taylor.
The difference is between Italians and Fijian's mate. When Fijians
have a wedding, everyone comes, everyone comes, and I was like,
I'm trying to explain this to you. I said, see,
(36:31):
you should have told me this before. I would have
gave me information and then you could have made the
right decision. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
So when I was told that information mixed up with
the humidity in my hair and what I would have
looked like in photos was done on sndicate. Fiji's not
long shit, We'll get married in Sydney. Make it easy
for everyone.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
And my dream was to get a Fijian choir to
sing while I walked down the aisle right and I
said again for you, I bypassed you because you just
so you know, just whatever.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
I went straight to your mom. Me and my mom
we were talking to Lytty.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
Here we go, your mom and we said, we want
a Fijian choir or a gospel choir at the church
to sing the Fiji and him, or like a rendition
of a song whilst I walked down the aisle. And
your mom was like, beautiful, beautiful, definitely, I know I
know a choir. I can organize all that. I said, amazing.
Let me know how much I pay them.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
And we'll do it.
Speaker 4 (37:28):
And then yeah, much no and then she said, okay,
well let me know when the invitations go out because
I'm going to dutation.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
I said, no, they're not invited to the wedding. They
just come sing and go your mom. No, they're coming
to the reception. I was like, how many people bloody choir?
She's like, well, like twenty to thirty people said I'm
not happy, like thirty people come to the wedding who
were just saying a scene.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
That's how it works in our culture.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
When you walk in Fiji, right, if in the village,
even if you're not living in the village, you're walking
past someone's You didn't even know this person.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
They may he may come.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Come inside, like bring tea, have something to eat. That's
how nice they are. The doors are open. It's crazy, mate.
Not in Sydney. No, you walk past someone's house like
is this my parents?
Speaker 1 (38:22):
The shutter is permanently closed, so people always sing no
one's Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
That's the differences in culture, right.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
And I told you said, think about what you say
or what you asked for before you asks for it,
because that's the Fijian way. If they're going to sing
make they staying, And I agree, they stay, they eat,
they party with us, They deserve it, and that's the
way it should be always.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
So hence why I went.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
Through just an iPhone plug in for the church. So, yeah,
what did I end up walking down the aisle to.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Some I don't know it was.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
It was instrumental. It was instrumental.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
That song Elvis song I Can't help falling in Love
with You beautiful the instrumental yes, beautiful song. Yes.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
So yeah, you guys kind of operate on a welcome
all kind of brief us. On the other hand, we're
looking out for people who do us wrong. You know,
we'll invite you to the wedding. You think it stops there, No, bitch,
We're going through the envelopes.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
The next day we're documenting, well, we're going to get going.
Speaker 4 (39:28):
And yeah, so the next day after the wedding, but
obviously we had a really nice night and my parents
took home the wishing well solid card, yeah, where people
could have given money as a gift if they wanted
to and if they were able to. And so my
(39:49):
parents rang me that neck that day and gone, oh,
do you want us go through the cards and see
how much money you got and we're like, oh, now
we're going to be home.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
What do you mean Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
I was like, we're not going to count the money, yeah,
And they're like, no, we count, We've made a list. Yeah,
I said what?
Speaker 3 (40:05):
And this is this is another difference in cultures.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
A Fijian way. I was a Fijian wedding, you just
part ways. There's no meeting or dinner around counting money
and ticking names offices. We're grateful for what we get, right,
We're grateful whatever we get.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Knuck, I thank you.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
But then that's the difference with Italian mate. We sat down,
who went to your parents' house after? And they've pulled
the box out, had the list there, and I said,
it's a whole process.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
I know, writing down what each couple gave and how much.
Speaker 4 (40:35):
And they say it's because so they know how much
to give when their kids get married, And no, I
do believe that to some extent it is, but God.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
You learned some things when you go through those cards.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
The thing about it is I never looked at the
at it that way, at a wedding that way. I
didn't care.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
I just want the people there to enjoy themselves have fun.
But then for me, again, it's the principle, right, the principal. Mate.
I understand you might not make as much money. Just
put twenty bucks in there, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
However, you know, we had some some people come, a
lot of people come, you know, people that are really
close to me. Yeah, and didn't give anything. And then
I look at it like, hang on, it's fine, it's fine.
But if we invited a whole.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Clan, yeah, it's not full when seven of you are coming.
Speaker 3 (41:24):
Put fifty bucks in there. Put you know, put something
in there. Just write a card.
Speaker 4 (41:29):
Yes, that's get a garden, right. I think completely different
story what you can put in or what you can't
put in. But I think if you're invited to a wedding,
you should give a card.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
And for me, I don't care, like if you know
what I mean, Like for me, I didn't care about it.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
You did, you in the family.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
And then I said, I hang on when I started
seeing people that were really really close, you.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Know, you not even give a card exactly, and I've gone.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Like, you're taking the piss.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Yeah, this wasn't just a party, like, it's a wedding.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
Yeah, So that's that's why. And it's fine. It's fine.
But guess what, you're out of my life now.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
No, no, I don't care. No, No, I don't care.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
No, it's fine, it's fine. No, be yourselves. I don't
want to know is.
Speaker 4 (42:12):
I was listening to another podcast, actually a better podcast
than this.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
Who is it?
Speaker 4 (42:17):
Life funk Cart. It's a n iHeart podcast. They're good,
they're amazing, literally have been for years. And they were
saying that if you're invited to a wedding and you're
not in a position where you can give money, the
absolute least you can do is just give a card,
give a car, and write even wedding advice or like
best wishes, like things like that.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
And I was like, holy crap, that is so true.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
It's suggestions.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
It's a principle, right, you know, fire out man, Like
I know, I understand what it's like to have nothing,
you know what I mean, So I understand. Don't if
you can't give anything, bro, all good, all good, you know,
but don't don't.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
Lay off the vodka then because that shit's expensive.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Yeah. Also, also, don't give us thing and then take
our bottles of paid for because we could have reach.
Speaker 3 (43:04):
We could have refund of those bottles of.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
Vodka, and that could have been your gift to us.
Speaker 5 (43:09):
No.
Speaker 4 (43:11):
Weddings bring out another side to people and you learn
a lot.
Speaker 3 (43:16):
I feel like it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
When you get married, you understand, you understand who the
people are in your life that you want to keep
them there. What you understand you understand when you get
married's own advice. I can give your real ones and
the ones where you can go all right there, you
know what I mean, Like there's someone I'll take to
the trenches with that.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
That's what a wedding is.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
I think.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
Then everyone else and I said this to you, and
then all the hangovers that just come. You invite them
out of good will, good faith. Guess what, they're gone.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
I don't care. I'm a person where I can just
block out you're done. It doesn't bother me.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
I actually saw this thing on Instagram that was so good.
Speaker 4 (43:54):
It was like, if you won't answer a FaceTime call
from them, they shouldn't be in to your wedding. And
I was like, there's probably like eighty people at our
wedding that I want to answer a FaceTime call from.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
There's probably ten that I would.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
I don't even nine of those family. I don't even
like face timing, to be honest. What's the whole thing
about FaceTime? Talk to me about it. If I want
to see your face, I'll come and I'll say, let's
go get a coffee. That's FaceTime me and you face.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
We live in another country, so my parents.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
My relations to it, which is good. But I feel
like some other people like something. I've seen people like
just leave someone FaceTime. What's wrong with people these days?
You can't you can't get enough FaceTime when you're with
the person. You have to call them again on FaceTime
while you're driving.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
Makes me sick, very hat I hate phone calls regardless.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
I I'd rather call someone. You know, people message message.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
I'm calling you why because it's easy.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
I don't have to get to say what was one
of my pet hates? Working?
Speaker 4 (45:00):
Right, So this is kind of scary because I've mentally
made myself aware that I'm probably never gonna get a
job again in my life. I just say, now that
I've had a bit of space, I hate work.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
Why oh shit, do you want to do that?
Speaker 2 (45:17):
You're going back?
Speaker 1 (45:18):
I not have to go back.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
I don't want to.
Speaker 4 (45:22):
Yeah, So this is what was one of my pet
hates of the corporate world. You've just sent an email
to someone, they come back okay, cool. Mind if we
get on a call in five minutes to chat this over.
Why I just sent you an email about everything? Just
reread the email or just reply with a question whatever
(45:44):
question you have.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
Why do you have to call me?
Speaker 2 (45:46):
No, I'm sorry, but I could disagree with you. Why
I'm on this side, I'm that person. Go away, lie,
I don't even email.
Speaker 3 (45:54):
I just call.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
Oh yeah, that's the process. Tell me, let's get it
done and bang sorted. Guess what you save that and
there's no more emails. And then if they email you again,
that's when you call them an abuser.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
But phone like, like a phone call takes up so
much time email like, I.
Speaker 4 (46:11):
Can be at the gym and respond to an email
like I could still be doing my own thing a
phone call.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
I can't be at the gym.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
That's but then again, that's the difference today. I'd rather
make the call, I know when I'm at the gym
mine and take my phone up at all.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
Yeah you know, yeah, because you're actually working out. I'm
more there. Just like appearance like people like just I
just want to be seen guys, just at the gym. Yeah,
look at me. God, what's the gym? That's a bloody
distant memory my life?
Speaker 3 (46:39):
How long has it been.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
I'm twenty seven weeks pregnant, so twenty five weeks and
I used to be one of those people that went
to the gym like five days a week and I
loved it.
Speaker 3 (46:51):
What's wrong now?
Speaker 2 (46:52):
Then?
Speaker 1 (46:53):
Two babies growing?
Speaker 2 (46:55):
So I want to I want to say fair enough.
But then also I want to pull you up on
it as well.
Speaker 4 (46:58):
I think you should just shut up. No, I want
to say, I think you should remember that you're just
the anchor. I know, but I want to say this,
and it's all honesty. That girl you follow on tiktoks
whatever he's got, Yeah, she just had twins.
Speaker 3 (47:10):
She was at the gym every day, a lot every day.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
Yeah, hang on, hang on, I'm just.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
I'm not trying to jump on your throat. I'm just
trying to speak the truth here, all right, So she
went to the gym. Yeah, I'm just saying fair enough. Yeah,
that's it.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
Great, each to their own.
Speaker 4 (47:27):
She probably wasn't dealing with a lot at home like
I am. What are you dealing with a husband that
just plays PlayStations. So there it is a sausage dog
that needs twenty four hour attention.
Speaker 3 (47:41):
He doesn't. He can sit with me on the on
the gaming console.
Speaker 4 (47:44):
No, well, I cancel my gym membership, and I really
regret doing that. I did that during the first trimester
because I was like, I am so sick.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
Why am I paying for this? So but now now
that I'm off work.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
I'm like, use the gym like you can all three like,
so no weights, yeah, just some rehab exercises, glue at work,
you can do bridges.
Speaker 4 (48:05):
Right, I've noticed a bit of cellul out on my
ass that wasn't there twenty seven weeks ago.
Speaker 3 (48:11):
No, that's all part of being pregnant. Don't try.
Speaker 4 (48:14):
Babies aren't growing in my ass. I don't think it
is about pregnancy. So that's going to be fun to
deal with post post pregnant.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
You'd be fine. You're a tough cookie.
Speaker 4 (48:25):
Yeah, I'm going to be one of those. Like I'm
definitely going to get back into running asap. I believe
it or not, I was quite the jogger.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
Back in my day.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
I mean, I trust you onto the gym. I don't
think I trust you running.
Speaker 1 (48:37):
Oh, I don't think it's advice to pick up running
when you're pregnant.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
When you're pregnant, I mean it's good to still work out,
they say, yeah, and I walk every I think you
and I think at the gym is fine. But I
think if you're running, mate, there's just so many variables
there that scare me.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
The cars, my headphones.
Speaker 3 (48:54):
So you're talking about the headphones in the car.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
Yeah, but yourself fall over all the time.
Speaker 4 (49:03):
But yeah, anyho, So that was fun talking about wedding
and then exercise, but the wedding in itself. I reckon
we could do a whole podcast special on our wedding, but.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
We don't need it. That's that's that conversation for another time.
There's so much more we can share with people. We'll
share another time. We'll got some more time.
Speaker 4 (49:22):
Yeah, weddings are quite the controversial topic. But yeah, I'm
kind of sick of talking.
Speaker 3 (49:29):
So well done.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
Let's wrap this up.
Speaker 2 (49:31):
So from me more than Manda, Okay.
Speaker 4 (49:35):
Chow, buy, live, laugh, love. The teens may fade, but
the memories will last the lifetime.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (49:42):
What's another one finish? I like quotes?
Speaker 1 (49:49):
What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger,
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