November 13, 2024 • 37 mins
Tay and Marc start hot today, with some hot opinions about the Kardashians, including some of the best (worst) impressions you've ever heard. Tayla then kicks it into high gear, ripping into Marcelo for trying to make people touch her pregnant belly when she is not ok with it. Marcelo then opens up with a vulnerable moment about drinking coffee, and somehow, they get back to toilet chat.
About The Hosts:
Tayla Montoya is an ex-cheerleader, and current radio producer for Jono and Ben on The Hits. Her roots are from a large Italian Australian family, with all the passion and fire that comes with that.
Most importantly, she is like that friend at the BBQ that is constantly surprising the group with a new questionable take, internet-based obsession or just something to annoy her husband.
Marcelo Montoya is a Fijian Australian professional rugby league player and brings insight into what it actually means to be a professional sportsman. He is a little bit bogan, and a whole lot of a perfectionist. He strives for everything in his life to be cantered and deliberate so he can perform at the highest level, while contending with his wife’s need to try and throw him off balance.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is an iHeart Radio New Zealand podcast. Hey, no, No,
that's unfair because I was going to come in like that.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
No, you kind of into it.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Hey, if none of this is making sense, We've been
watching a lot of Kardashians, so we are both trying
to do Corny Kardashian's voice.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Actually, all of them talk like that.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Someone calls them yeah, right, and I'm thinking, you know,
they want to get it.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah, it's a bit of emotion.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
My mom, when I call your mom, your dad, anyone
to speak to you. Yeah, hey, babe, how is your day?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I want to start calling now and go hi. Hey.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
And no matter what the topic is, their voice never rated,
like it's always that mono tones like I could be like,
oh my god, I'm dying.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
No, don't you know?
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Hey, and then yeah, yeah, shut up, shut up Courtney.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
All of them, all of them have no crack anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Anyway. You know what she's doing. She's making up with
her partner. I know, he hooking up, hooking up, he
having sex.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
So observations from the latest season.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
That's what's Courtney doing so great one there, that's what
whatever all Chloe does is complain about her parenting because
everyone's on a case for being a helicopter mom, and
she's like, ages, what's a helicopter someone who's like really
involved with their kids, stick to a routine.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
That's good though, Yeah, but.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Even watching I'm like, shut up, bitch, you have like
seven fucking nannies.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Shut up. What her idea of.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Helicopter mom is probably like taking them to school and
picking them up, whereas actual real not I won't say
real mom, sorry, but like every day marms are actually
doing everything plus working at nine to five, So shut up,
you're in the shut up.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
You can't complain.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
They're in the trenches.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
And then you've got Kim going like I am so
much on my plate, Like I'm such a busy schedule.
You want to know what her idea was working was
flying on her private jet to France and watching bloody
the Paris Fashion Week and then coming home and then
the photo shoot.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Well if only that was what my nine to.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Five looked like. Imagine teeing them on the foot if
we're doing.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
A bronco, Yeah, exactly, what's a bronco?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Sorry bronco For everyone that's listening and don't understand, it's
a it's called it's called the one.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Point two test. Wayn Bennett brought that test up.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
And he invented it.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yeah, yeah, until all teams do it, I'm not sure
all teams.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
So it's it's pretty much you got to run twenty back,
forty back, sixty back times five.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
You got to do that times five under five minute.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
What happens if you don't do it under five.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Minutes depends what team you're at, but you have to
do it again at some stage.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Oh okay, But when I was.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
A bit younger at the Bulldogs, our trainer there, Gary Carden,
one of the greats.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
He used to break a lot of people.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
So if he's so, say, if he didn't get the
time done at the start of the session, you'd make
you do it after the session.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Oh wait, is this the Is this the test that
I once so in your off season last year I
would come with you and be your little bull bitch
and time you and set up the cones and stuff.
Is this the test where I saw you doing I
was like, I can do that so easy? Yeah two
(03:43):
years ago, two years ago in Brisbane.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, in Brisbane.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
It's hard.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
And I was fit back then because I was doing
wedding shred, so I was like, probably my prime athleticism.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
There's a difference between a wedding shred and being an athlete.
I think that day you woke up to yourself.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Yeah, and I'm happy because you're like, I can do that. Yeah,
twenty back, forty back, pasted out in the ground. So
that's that's not what I'm saying. Shut your lips, you
can't do it.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah, but I had.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Been to the gym that day, so I probably didn't
start off right, didn't give myself.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
We got to do that, get flogged more on the
field than do gym.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
All right, okay, well let's just like compare the male
female body.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
You guys have so much more, which is fe But
don't walk around saying you can do it because you can't.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
No, I don't. I don't after that day, don't there.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
You go there, humble yourself. Anyway, back to where we were?
Where were we?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I'm going through the character analysis of the Kardashians. Kendall, Jenna,
she's she's so boring. I'm sorry, I'm just gonna say it.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
How much money have they spent on their faces? Tell me?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I couldn't even tell you in their bodies.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I don't right now, she looks like a barbie.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
She doesn't even look like a barbie.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Do what are they?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Corney? Corney looks like herself.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
She's the only one that said the baby naturally.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
All of them, all of them, Yeah, yeah, but that's
that's a different story because some of them have falling
I didn't have to No, I remember watching an episode
where she struggled falling pregnant.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
So she was like, sorry because.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
She had one miscarriage, and you've had a miscarriage as Walter.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
No, she didn't have a miss cap well, not that
I know. And then you've got Kylie, who's not even
in the show. I don't even know why she gets
paid to be on the show. She appears one episode
out of.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Ten, and that she's so lame. She adds no value,
no personality. I don't want to watch it anymore. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
So that's that's the character analysis of the Kardashians. Thanks
for joining us, guys, will wrap the podcast up here if.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
You want anymore.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
And again, that's us. We're just hating because we can't
have that. We can't have that.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
But in saying that, do you remember that being about
Kendle that went viral because of the way she cut
her cucumber.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Had she cut it, oh mate.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
This would actually stir you up. So imagine I'm holding
a cucumber. She put her hand there at the end
of the cucumber and then the knife here and was
cutting like that, like it was the weirdest thing ever.
And her mom's like, oh my god, don't cut yourself.
It's like, why don't you teach her how to cut
(06:16):
a cucumber? But that just goes to show because they
have chefs, like living chefs and stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
It's hard to cut a cucumber when you've grown up
your whole life with dinner parties, chefs and stuff.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Chefs day day to you because you've had your mam
as a chef the whole your whole life, and then
me as your chef.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Now.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Yes, a lovely producer. Adam is just showing myselo this
amazing footage. One yeah, put it on freaky stuff, man,
just hold a lot.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Down ago, bang bang bang bang bang. I'm not even
a chef with that.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Video and the stuff that's coming out with didiot.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I just how long that salad she's making? We do
the salad next week.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I know she got so much hate for that, and
she like actually broke down and was like, people are
just coming for.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Me before anything.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Now, no cut a cucumbery, just cut.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
It right, just cut it.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
No sympathy for you. Shut Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Anyways, between all the binge watching of the Cardassians and life,
I've got a bone to pick with you as per us.
What actually before we start this segment, Marcella wants to
try this neie where he if you guys have watched
(07:36):
The Office where Jim Jim like will say something or
something's happening with the characters and he'll look to the camera.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Well, Jim is the person in the office that does.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
It, so anybody everyone knows what the office is.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Elaborate, How do I make a clearer than Jim in
the office?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Everyone knows what the office is?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Should I go down the history of how it was written?
Speaker 4 (07:57):
You should go down because there's two officers right one you, hey,
one American the American Office.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
There we go humble yourself because they need to get upset.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Any wait, I hope you're ready to go flying in
a minute, because I'm gonna fucking ditch you at your dad's.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
It's fine, No, it's okay. I can let you know
when you're wrong, and you can let me know as
you do. I'll come on this show every week get sprayed.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
About to see the spraying. Yeah, no, soon I'll be
spraying his anal glens on your face. You keep going
all an glens.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
So Marssela wants to do the whole gym helpit thing
where he looks to the camera and the dead pens there.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
What's his real name in real life, not his acting name?
Is that his real name?
Speaker 3 (08:37):
It doesn't matter for the sake of the office. He's
called Jim, married to.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Jim from down the road. Jim's mowing who what's his
actual act what's his real name? No one, No one
cares about the acting name. Tell us his real name.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I know his wife's name, Emily.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Steve Carell.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Isn't it character to shut up?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
He looks at the camera as well.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Sometimes no say anyways, any of this makes it on
the video. If your guys are like, why is Marcella
really looking into the camera, He's trying to do that
and I'm just see for I want to see how
much of a fail it is.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Anyways, back to my sorry, I've got a bone to beck.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
With you because I'm heavily pregnant, so I'm showing obviously
I've got two bowling balls protruding out of my gut,
and for some reason you think it's okay to parade
me around like your circus antible. So I've got three
examples for you. Is it case in point case in
(09:48):
point one?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Baby brain.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
We were doing a recording for this exact podcast this
time last.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Week, and we had wrap things. We're always on a
high way.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
We wrap things up because you know we've accomplished something
for the day. And I get up and Adam, our
lovely producer, goes, wow, I never realized how heavily pregnant
you were, Tay, I said, yeah, it's.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Here, and Marcelo you go.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Please Adam feel our stomach, feel how heart it is?
Rub it and poor Adam. Right, we're close, but we're
not body touching close.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
This is your resting bitch face again. You make things
awkward for people. Adam is a good friend of ours,
nothing's wrong with him. Gone here touching again your stummy.
There's no two bowling balls in there, and in it
they're in your belly, all right?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
The lives are.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
You can't it's just skin masks. You can't actually go oh,
I can feel the babies and the other babies. Go hi, Adam,
that's the pleasure to meet you.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
It doesn't matter. It's cool. It's a cool touch to it,
all right, that's.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Not when you're the woman that has to deal with it.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
And because I said, yeah, but there's not a random
person doing it, okay, And this is what I'm trying
to get to you, all right, humble yourself because Adams
is a good friend of our all right, don't get person.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Shut up if you don't have a womb so you
can't comment on the subject. So poor Adam sitting there,
and you were relentless, relentless to the point where I
just had to walk away and say, musselo shut up.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Example too, I'm not walking around saying to some random
person walking on the street, come rob my wife's belly,
Come do it.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
You may as well, you absolutely may as well.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
That's sad.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I feel like we're close to that.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
That's that's so sad and disappointing, because that's how you
feel about Adam, that the disrespect.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
You think that he's just someone off the street deer.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
No, don't should say that.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
You literally said that. No, no, no, and this is
what you do to me. You just said it.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Oh my god, I actually can't stand you because actually,
but you're so wrong.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
I'm so wrong.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
I don't even see it. You're so wrong.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
You're being toxic, putting words in masses.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
I'm not unlabeling you example too.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
And you're an arcissistin what I s not the toilet
the other day after you use it in my place?
Speaker 4 (12:01):
You know what, people listen, Who've got three bathrooms in
our house.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
I'm playing the game in my room, spare room.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
He decides, I'll do a ship in this room, bombs,
a toilet walks out, and I'll go, Holy.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Get a big whiff of it. What I'm trying to get?
What I'm trying to play the game? I don't care.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
I stop playing PlayStation Example two. We face time my brother.
I'm having a good conversation. At the end of the conversation,
Oh look, Luke, Luke, look at your sister's belly.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
I don't want to show him my stomach.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
So Luke's random off the street again.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
No he's not, but I don't care what he thinks.
About my stomach.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
It's your brother. I don't care. I don't care.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Sometimes I don't feel like here, guys, look at my gut.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
It's not a guy. It's a blessing. You should be
proud of it.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
I am proud of it.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I am. I'm very grateful.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Doesn't mean I have to have a sign saying hey, guys,
look at my stomach.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Well, if it's family and close friends, I think it's fine.
I understand when it's coming from random. When the other
week we're talking about those ladies, we're talking about the
caf if they're coming up, listen to ladies, don't touch
my wife's billy.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
And then example three face time in my mum and dad,
I am on the toilet.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Half naked, and I don't close the door. Whatever.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
It's just me and you're at home and you're on
face I'm and you go suit and look at your
daughter stommach out and everything on the toilet takes for that.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
And all I hear is my dad going, Jesus, I
can't get that image out of my head.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Suits medicine walking around naked around their head.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
He does, yeah, and so he's going to take a photo.
Maselo take a photo.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Me and you mom are the same, sick in the head,
I reckon me and your mom.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Yeah, i'd have to agree with that.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Se Yeah, enough enough. Now I'm pulling up my white
flag bad time. No, no, no, it's about time you stopped.
I did nothing wrong.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Wait, you put up the white flag for spraying me.
You put up the white flag for wash.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Like to say, enough is enough, I surrender to your bullshit.
I'm done.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
What's the way it's supposed to be? Then at comes
all conclusion.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
This would be the time where you look at the
camera and go, that's what the office would do.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
No, you don't understand, Like when I want to do it,
you just stick in your stay in your lane. Did
that not feel right? Didn't feel You don't understand. You
know you can't do it. Yes, they can.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
That's that's what they do in the office. So you
go dribble ship like you usually.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Do, not do it because it doesn't seem right.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
He just did it, guys, he just did it.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Also, while we're on the point of video staff bone, No, no,
this has nothing to do with you. Actually, you can
step out if you want, stay out there. Actually, I
can do the rest of this podcast myself. A lot
of people have been messaging or commenting on the socials
saying when is the full episode going to be about?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
On YouTube? Just what's going on here?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I just want to put a disclaimer out there.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Me and Marcelo can't afford it probably and we actually
have no knowledge of what happens to this podcast technically,
like we don't do any of that stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Yeah, we literally come here and spitch it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
If it was up to us about all that stuff,
this podcast would have never gotten off the ground because
we know we have no goopment. We wouldn't do it because.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
We have ideas, but no gear, nothing, nothing.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
There would be not even one video put up on
social media. Fills up to me Marcelo, So, I would
you even know what's a post?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
I don't even know. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
I don't know, I don't know. That says a lot actually,
because I am a radio producer.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Yeah, but you're not a social You're not like isn't
that like a social media.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Or my I think in the job description it does
say you need to be good at socials and stuff.
Really yeah, but what got me is Aussie. So when
an Aussie comes to New Zealand. Apparently they're like, wow,
she brings plenty of experience.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
What they don't know is in Australia there's about eight
producers on the lunch so so you only have to
freaking be very good at a niche thing. What I
still I don't know. I think just like public relations,
like I was good at getting the talent in a
good mood.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I think you're very funny.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Yeah, but producers aren't like that. That doesn't help the
producer should it should.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Help the presenters when they go out there. You don't
want to walk.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Into no, because a lot of presenters could be like,
well she's a threat.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Then she's she just wants mic time.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
That's embarrassing for them. Then pick your game up. Yeah,
then you reckon picky game up? Get me on the mic.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
So yeah, So to answer your question once, we don't know.
We wouldn't even know how to put this up on YouTube?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
How does it work? Sign up?
Speaker 1 (17:00):
And then I don't know and I'm not going to
look into it. I'm sorry. I forwarded to you a pr
respond thanks for your comments for.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
People to get a good understanding. Look, we're in a
spare room. By the size of your shed you.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Put where you store your wardrobe.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Literally, okay, the window.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
We can't even do the podcast with the window open,
because then you won't need the recording.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
It's not fancy. We're in a room locked away. Producer
can't even breathe. You can't breathe. We're breathing each other's
ship here. We can't even fit in here. Once we
get one studio, one day, we will put it there
on a TV show.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
All right, we're a podcast listen.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Yeah, that's another thing.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
By doing this, I didn't realize how many people want
to sit and watch a podcast because I listened to
podcasts in the car.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Do you we'll see I do. There's a few that
I can watch.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Please name Let's give him shout outs.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Let's take the play on sports show Sean Johnson. Yeah,
this is on YouTube. I don't know if it's on YouTube,
but you can watch it a lot. You can watch it.
You can watch it Spotify, not live or Spotify.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Is that what people when people are commenting saying, can
you put this other YouTube?
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Do they want to watch live or no?
Speaker 3 (18:19):
They just they just want to Adam said both, and
he's the producer, so we couldn't do this live, Like.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
You couldn't because I get canceled. Yeah, there's a lot
that doesn't make the cart so.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
You're if you're getting.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Canceled, I'm like, not even on this earth anymore.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
And another one is Gary Breker, The Ultimate Human. He talks,
he's gun and he's yea and he has his own point.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
He's gone.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
See like, we are nowhere near as good as those
two podcasts. Like, yeah, but I appreciate people want to
like involved, that's really cool.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
It's not that interesting.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Like the clips you see on socials play the best
of the best.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Other than that, there's not much really.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
It's called editing people.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Yeah, they make us look really good, and then when
people tune into the actual episode they go, wow, that
one and a half minute clip.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Really wants the bets out of that five star half.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
I actually noticed we had a few one to two
star ratings.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Really yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
But they didn't leave a comment like leave, I want
to know what what what pushed.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
You to that one star?
Speaker 4 (19:30):
Give us a one star and they comment and then
come and go by the podcast, how good? How funny
are you guys? And then behind our backs one star?
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Actually we have someone to shout out, shot out. We
went to the radiologist.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Radiology.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Is that what you got done?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Radiologists that place in Saint John's.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
We went, Yeah, and the receptionists we were having a Yeah,
we were having a little friggin fight again as usual
at the test.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Yeah, but let's be more specific with the fight. This
is what happened. And as my fault, I copy it.
I cop it on a chin. So when I go
to a scan, I'll go there for my pilarate sessions.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
I didn't realize when you go there, I knew you
had to pay for parking. Yeah, I didn't know that
it was for free. If you're going to see yes scanty.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Yes, So they have machines there.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
When you walk in, you put another plate in it
and you get ninety minutes free parking.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
I wasn't doing it huge. I wasn't doing it for
about three three times or two.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Times three times.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
I just paid eight sixteen twenty four, two hundred and
forty dollars for your bloody parking at Pola And it
could have been free this whole time we get there.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
And because I didn't know this was a thing. This
is the first time I went with him.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
And I see all these little things and I go,
you're telling me all you had to do is set
aside two minutes and it would have been free. So
I'm having a domestic with him, and the receptionist is
laughing and she has I love your podcast, by the way, guys.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
And I said, oh, good boy, this is welcome. This
is I.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Like, what come in here is getting scamed for something.
His body's daddess.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
And I mean writing him about the free barking and
I and you've even said we're due for another one
because you did it again the other day. So another
eighty dollars coming and you know I'll pay it.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
I'll pay it, but you don't because one we share
a bank account or whatever, and two you would never
go through the admin of scanning.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
And doing them admin. But it's yeah, it's stupid.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
I'm throwing money away here you are, and I apologize,
but I system then you get a new system here.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
The breast pump I want slash need is two hundred dollars,
so we just instead of getting me in my breast part.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
I don't understand you don't want to pay that much.
I can pump him for you see his hands here. Look,
come in, I'll pump a lot of them. Mate, I'll milk.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
You, not the cow whatever. We don't milk him.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
I can't stand you.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Really, And it's for free, that's like, and it's for free,
pumper mate.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Okay, next time you're in pain after a game, we're
not gonna We're not paying for physios or anything.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
I'll fix it for you because apparently we can.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
All just do things. I've pretty much got a whole
physio roominy in my thorough gun by game. Ready, I've
got it all set, don't We're about.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Surely we can use one of those machines to breast.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
I've seen your normal tech. Explain what it's like to
the listeners. That's like like a thing that yeah, and
cool breast pump because it sucks.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
But we have to as we create an attachment for
the breast.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
A nipple thing. You're gonna do it? I don't know anyway.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Yeah, where's the dog?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
He was jumping on the door.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Well, he's a good time to go find him and
let's have a rest. Yep, so solo. Yeah, you've had
the pleasure of being in the Lombardy family.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Now for god what nine to ten years now.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Yes, one of the first things you would have noticed
about my family huge coffee culture.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Everything culture, different culture, like the ones at dinner as well.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Oh yeah yeah yeah. But one thing about my dad
and my mom is like they can't go an hour
without a coffee. So like my dad alone, he'll have
like god, I think like at least ten short blacks
a day, right, and.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
He has one after dinner. He does. It's like a
digestive for him.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
See for me, I thought it was normal, you know
for European to send people to do it, because my
old man love coffees too.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Yeah, I need to have a coffee out for dinner.
Oh really yeah yeah, So he was the same as
your as your father as end my dad was the same. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
And then like my dad, he tells me my brother
and mum that in Italy like you don't have you
actually can't really get like a cappuccino or a latte
past midday.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
They're considered like what's the process morning coffees?
Speaker 2 (24:16):
What's the morning coffee?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Is cappuccino or latte?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
So milk flat white?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah, flat white, like anything with milk.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
And then after midday people have like piccolos, or short
blacks things like that, and it's this is what my
dad says, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Because I do that now.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Oh so why are you doing that just because tastes preference?
Speaker 4 (24:36):
No, because I'm like, hang on, So the morning is
like fair enough, I have it with milk, right, so
it takes a while to drink it. Sometimes in the
afternoon after training or like if I'm at training and
I'm like, hang on, I want to get another coffee.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
I don't need all that milk, yeah to wake me up.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Yeah, you're more having it for the caffeine exactly. Yeah,
well that's pretty much how Italy work. That makes sense,
And my dad told me that it's I haven't been
to Italy since I was like ten, so I didn't
take noe. But apparently if you go to a cafe
pass the midday and you answer a cappuccino or latte,
they'll make it because they know you're a tourist.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
But like you're judged.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
It's a judge e thing behind your base.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Exactly, and they rolled their eyes. I wouldn't say no.
Knowing my people, I wouldn't say no.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
So like even when we're at home, like I'll be
like to dad, he'll go, do you want a coffee?
I was like, oh, actually, yeah, could just make me
a cappuccino Dad, And.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
He'll be like, a cappuccino. It's one thirty ten And
I said, Dad, look outside. We're in Cunala, not in Rome,
like the fucking doom thing.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
But yeah, I want to acknowledge that when you first
came into the family, and we were at the stage
where like we're official, so we're coming over quite a lot,
and like we'd sit in the kitchen with so in
my family's house, the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Bench is kind of like their dining table.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
That's where ever under road.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Yeah, and my dad always offered, do you.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Want a coffee?
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Must you want coffee?
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Mask?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Because I'm making one for mom Tay and we'll sit
there and chat. And for years you were like no, no, no,
And it's like do you not drink coffee?
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Like I never met someone that doesn't drink coffee. I
just never got into it, right, And you did it.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
I drank tea.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
You drank tea. And then after years and years and
years of pestering, you went away on Fiji camp. Yes, right,
it was a World Cup.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
No it wasn't. No, just a so even a copper.
I didn't drink coffee. You did.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
So it's the year after Geez after, cheez after, right,
So who who?
Speaker 2 (26:34):
What was your first experienced coffee? Kaine Evans. Right. So
we went for a walk in the morning.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
We had breakfast at the hotel and they said, he goes,
I'll go for coffee, and I said, okay, and I
went and I go, look, I don't drink coffee, bro yep.
And he goes, look, just try on this, try on
the mocker. And I said, okay, what is it? And
like it's just one shot of coffee?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (26:53):
One shot of coffee? Then I think one shot of
like powdered chocolate. Yeah, it's like a hot chocolate caffeine.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
And then I started on that, and to be honest,
I didn't even taste the coffee.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Yeah, so it was nice.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
It just it just honestly was like a hot chocolate.
It was like a milo Yeah, like sweet.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
So I drank it, drink and then from then on
then I went from that to the cappuccino.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
H it's like a gateway. The Marcker is a gateway.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Dream it is.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
And he said that to me, he said, trust me,
just jump on that. And then I started on that,
and then I went from that to the to the cap.
Then I went to a double shot.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Now go you have more than me now a day?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Yeah? And then I go piccolos yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Yeah, which is huge. That's like you are a coffee
drinker when you can have a piccolo or short black,
that's hearty stuff. I have a piccolo before every game,
do you really?
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Yeah? Because you don't Yeah again, you don't need milk really,
Like milk's doing nothing. It's the caffee. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
And then like so when you were finally at that stage,
you'd come over and my dad was black, do you
want a coffee?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
And you actually say yes mate?
Speaker 3 (27:52):
It was like my dad's day had been made because
he gets such a thrill out of making people coffee.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Do you think I was weird when all those years I
was so weird, Like he was.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Just perplexed, like everyone around us drinks coffee. He had
never met someone, especially of age, that had no interest
in it.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Is there an age we're supposed to start drinking coffee.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
I feel like it's more of a well, this is
this is different, right? I feel like most people would
start experimenting with coffee when they like start uni or
have a job, and it's like more of like a
social thing with their friends, like I'm gonna get a coffee,
do you want one?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Oh okay? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
For me.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
On the other hand, I.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Started drinking coffee when I was like, honestly, I'm not
even taking the piss now, around eleven or twelve years old.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
And that's what blows my mind. Yeah, because when my
dad used to make coffees and he'd be like, no,
you're too young to have a coffee.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Yeah, right, well there was a responsible adult eleven didn't
have any of those in my house.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Yeah, So how it happened was like I'd just be
around my parents and my dad would be like, sou
do you want a coffee?
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Yup?
Speaker 3 (28:53):
He'd make her this amazing looking cappuccino. And as a kid,
when you see like a whole layer of milk froth
and like a caramel looking coffee drink, like, I would
always say, a holy crap, that looks so cool, Like
is that nice, mum?
Speaker 1 (29:07):
And she'd be like, we'll taste it, and I'd have
a sip here and there, and I'd be like oh
it's okay. No, I didn't really like it, like it's
kind of bitter.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
And then like in my parents' defense, my mom has
very weak, weak coffee, like just single shot. In New Zealand,
a standard small is two shots. She would just have
a single shot, so it was very milky coffee.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
And then I just said to my dad, well can
I have one? And he's like, shit, yeah, and he
is the same. He had coffee from such a young age,
and he was like why not. So then he started
making me a cappuccino just once a.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Day, and now that I think back to it, like
a little twelve year old just sitting down having a
weird yeah. And then it got to the stage where
before school, if he was home because like he'd normally
be working, she work, but on the days that he
wasn't at work, he would make me coffee in the
morning and have it with my breakfast before I go
(30:03):
to like year eight like school.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Yeah, and I'd be bouncing off the walls at school.
I just had a coffee in.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
The bathroom to do it.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
PO probably would before I left for school. I only
lived around the corner from school, and there's no buses
already there I'd show fur driven make woman Dad, and
then and then it got to the obsession where like
because dad would work so much, we were lucky enough
my mom, she used to work for dolong E Coffee,
(30:32):
dolong In Espresso, so like every time there was a
new machine that were bringing out, my mom as a
sales rep would bring it home and get to test it.
So then this an espresso machine came out and it
does It's so easy. You just put a pod in,
press the button, it frofts the milk immaculately.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Like how I liked it. So then I went I
didn't need dad.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
Around because I could make my own coffee. So I'd
make my own coffee. And then I got to the
point where he'd be offended because I actually like then
espresso coffee better than these Like do you want a
coffee table? Yeah, but I'm going to make it myself.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Why what?
Speaker 3 (31:07):
And I just like, shut up, your froth's not cutting
it anymore edge. But yeah, like I think it's so
funny looking back, like now it makes sense. My caffeine
does absolutely nothing to me. Yeah, I've been having it
for like.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Fifteen years now, I think it has done something to you.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Permanent damage probably, yeah, the way you live life on
the edge, you may I reckon it's it's hit your
herd mate.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
Well, my very very active. You know the way you
drive your road rage you know, I don't know. I
think coffee has hit you hard, my love, And that's
why you live life the way you do.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
You know, one little message. Oh I want to kill him.
Calm down, take a breath. Yeah, you live in the
state of red. Do you think it's from coffee? Well?
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Maybe years of coffee.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
And then when I fell proud, I.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
We need to cut back, babe.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
Well, when I felt pregnant much, I didn't have coffee
for sixteen weeks, the whole first sixteen weeks of my
pregnancy because I the thought of it and the smell
of it and the look of it made me physically ill.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
It was like no, the warm one, the warm one.
Because then you went from that to ice. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Because I paid a visit to mom and Dad in
Sydney and they would not take no for anyside.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Well, how about we try iced coffee?
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Coffee haven't tried.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
You'll love it.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
I don't like it. I'd like the look of it,
right too.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
Milky obviously, Well like it comes in a massive like
a milkshake.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
That's why it's fun because the last ages, I don't
want that, and it's refreshing, that's buzzy. Anyways, Yeah, so
that was my childhood. What are you gonna like if
the girls like, mum, what's that?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
It's coffee? But I can make you one.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Nah, at least wait until they have puberty.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
I reckon. I feel like you wouldn't like, you wouldn't
let them do it if you know.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
I'll get there.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
I'll have to read their personalities first, if they're already
hot headed.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
And then yeah, let's just hold back.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
But in saying that, actually I'm sorry because I had
coffee growing up.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
I never touched Red Bull or Monster or v or anything.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
I never had that, whereas a lot of my friends
in high school they'd buy one from the vending machine
at lunch. So you tell me what's better or worse.
I'd rather have a cappuccino than a Monster.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
I feel like the coffee culture is massive, massive in
my industry, the rugby league industry.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Yeah, it's like, let's get a coffee. Yeah, it's lunch,
you get lunch. Let's get a coffee. Well, yeah, that's
like the corporate world too.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
Oh my god, yes, especially if you don't smoke, because
smokers get those five minutes out and they can.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
Be There was no way there was as much cafes
as there is now that.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
My dad said back in the day when I was
a child, you could not find a good coffee in
Crinola anywhere.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Because when you're saying apparently in America, because you've been
to America. I haven't been, but you were saying, apparently
the coffee there's crap.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
It's disgusting, is yeah, yep.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
But now again like they're getting cafes that are catering
more to the European style of coffee and massive in
New Zealand and huge the world is run on caff
Just for people to understand, if you're coming from Australia
to New Zealand, right, and he asks for a coffee
and you don't like a Shoran coffee.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Asks for a single shot, because in New Zealand they're haty,
all right, Their normal coffee is a double shot. Brother, Yeah,
they don't work around here.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
And I remember the first and I said, grow up.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
The first week I moved here and I was getting coffee.
I was like in the office. Because I've always been outspoken,
I said, God, this country's coffee is ship.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
What are you guys doing? And they're like why. I
was like, it's so strong and bitter.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
I'm just getting a small and they're like, well, are
you asking for a single shot. I'm like what They're like, yeah,
small has two shots. I was like, why you don't
need it?
Speaker 2 (35:00):
They do? Yeah? All the farmers that run farms, how
they do a coffee? Mate, get in your guts.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Yeah, well there you go. That's the origins of coffee with.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Me, origins of Masters coffee debut. You would beg into
chi lattes at one stage two, I like chilates. And
then someone someone was mocking me about it. Was it me,
I don't know what I new.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
They're calling me a pussy. You're drinking there, and I
was like running straight.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
I remember when I was like, I'm going to stop
having coffee because I'm trying to lose weight.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Idiot.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
I was like, I'll do a chy and then the
cafe and I said, you know, there's about two hundred
and fifty calories in a chilat. I said, and how
many is in coffee and she's like like fiftieth and
I was like, all right, we'll go back to coffee.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Then when we went to Bali one year and it
was a Bali or Tyler and we went to and
it was like the process of how they make coffee there.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Oh in Bali.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
With the monkey poop, monkey shit, monkey poop.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
That's the thing.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Yeah, that's buzzy.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Yeah, pretty much coffee, make coffee out of anything. Then
to make coffee from our ship I wouldn't try it
if I'm.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Not if I'm gonna have a coffee from master ship
mate that time, I.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Don't even want to think of that.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
So that's not.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Well.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
I thought we've done more today.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
Yeah, best episode ever.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
I think you're coming from huge, They laugh huge.
Speaker 4 (36:28):
Well, I've heard enough of your voice.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
I say that all the time, sitting in this room,
sweating my room.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
It's sot.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
So it's a more than mother from us, all right.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
My quote today is by me myself, and I you
wrote this down. I wrote this myself.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
Sometimes I get into these spaces where I'm wise beyond
my means, and this is what it produces.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Your new life is going to cost you.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Year old one Wow.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Yeah, I wrote that one myself, kidding ha ha ha.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
But it's good. One day. That's that's like, it hits home,
sounds like it's something you'd appreciate.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
You're starting to come come up, you know, my way
a bit more with these quotes, a bit more stern,
straight to the point, and no more bullshit.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
So I'll give it to your baddie, thank you, all right.
It's Mother, Mother from me.
This is an iHeart Radio New Zealand podcast. Hey, no, No,
that's unfair because I was going to come in like that.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
No, you kind of into it.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Hey, if none of this is making sense, We've been
watching a lot of Kardashians, so we are both trying
to do Corny Kardashian's voice.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Actually, all of them talk like that.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Someone calls them yeah, right, and I'm thinking, you know,
they want to get it.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah, it's a bit of emotion.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
My mom, when I call your mom, your dad, anyone
to speak to you. Yeah, hey, babe, how is your day?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I want to start calling now and go hi. Hey.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
And no matter what the topic is, their voice never rated,
like it's always that mono tones like I could be like,
oh my god, I'm dying.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
No, don't you know?
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Hey, and then yeah, yeah, shut up, shut up Courtney.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
All of them, all of them have no crack anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Anyway. You know what she's doing. She's making up with
her partner. I know, he hooking up, hooking up, he
having sex.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
So observations from the latest season.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
That's what's Courtney doing so great one there, that's what
whatever all Chloe does is complain about her parenting because
everyone's on a case for being a helicopter mom, and
she's like, ages, what's a helicopter someone who's like really
involved with their kids, stick to a routine.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
That's good though, Yeah, but.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Even watching I'm like, shut up, bitch, you have like
seven fucking nannies.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Shut up. What her idea of.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Helicopter mom is probably like taking them to school and
picking them up, whereas actual real not I won't say
real mom, sorry, but like every day marms are actually
doing everything plus working at nine to five, So shut up,
you're in the shut up.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
You can't complain.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
They're in the trenches.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
And then you've got Kim going like I am so
much on my plate, Like I'm such a busy schedule.
You want to know what her idea was working was
flying on her private jet to France and watching bloody
the Paris Fashion Week and then coming home and then
the photo shoot.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Well if only that was what my nine to.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Five looked like. Imagine teeing them on the foot if
we're doing.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
A bronco, Yeah, exactly, what's a bronco?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Sorry bronco For everyone that's listening and don't understand, it's
a it's called it's called the one.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Point two test. Wayn Bennett brought that test up.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
And he invented it.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yeah, yeah, until all teams do it, I'm not sure
all teams.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
So it's it's pretty much you got to run twenty back,
forty back, sixty back times five.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
You got to do that times five under five minute.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
What happens if you don't do it under five.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Minutes depends what team you're at, but you have to
do it again at some stage.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Oh okay, But when I was.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
A bit younger at the Bulldogs, our trainer there, Gary Carden,
one of the greats.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
He used to break a lot of people.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
So if he's so, say, if he didn't get the
time done at the start of the session, you'd make
you do it after the session.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Oh wait, is this the Is this the test that
I once so in your off season last year I
would come with you and be your little bull bitch
and time you and set up the cones and stuff.
Is this the test where I saw you doing I
was like, I can do that so easy? Yeah two
(03:43):
years ago, two years ago in Brisbane.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, in Brisbane.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
It's hard.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
And I was fit back then because I was doing
wedding shred, so I was like, probably my prime athleticism.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
There's a difference between a wedding shred and being an athlete.
I think that day you woke up to yourself.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Yeah, and I'm happy because you're like, I can do that. Yeah,
twenty back, forty back, pasted out in the ground. So
that's that's not what I'm saying. Shut your lips, you
can't do it.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah, but I had.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Been to the gym that day, so I probably didn't
start off right, didn't give myself.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
We got to do that, get flogged more on the
field than do gym.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
All right, okay, well let's just like compare the male
female body.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
You guys have so much more, which is fe But
don't walk around saying you can do it because you can't.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
No, I don't. I don't after that day, don't there.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
You go there, humble yourself. Anyway, back to where we were?
Where were we?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I'm going through the character analysis of the Kardashians. Kendall, Jenna,
she's she's so boring. I'm sorry, I'm just gonna say it.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
How much money have they spent on their faces? Tell me?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I couldn't even tell you in their bodies.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I don't right now, she looks like a barbie.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
She doesn't even look like a barbie.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Do what are they?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Corney? Corney looks like herself.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
She's the only one that said the baby naturally.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
All of them, all of them, Yeah, yeah, but that's
that's a different story because some of them have falling
I didn't have to No, I remember watching an episode
where she struggled falling pregnant.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
So she was like, sorry because.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
She had one miscarriage, and you've had a miscarriage as Walter.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
No, she didn't have a miss cap well, not that
I know. And then you've got Kylie, who's not even
in the show. I don't even know why she gets
paid to be on the show. She appears one episode
out of.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Ten, and that she's so lame. She adds no value,
no personality. I don't want to watch it anymore. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
So that's that's the character analysis of the Kardashians. Thanks
for joining us, guys, will wrap the podcast up here if.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
You want anymore.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
And again, that's us. We're just hating because we can't
have that. We can't have that.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
But in saying that, do you remember that being about
Kendle that went viral because of the way she cut
her cucumber.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Had she cut it, oh mate.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
This would actually stir you up. So imagine I'm holding
a cucumber. She put her hand there at the end
of the cucumber and then the knife here and was
cutting like that, like it was the weirdest thing ever.
And her mom's like, oh my god, don't cut yourself.
It's like, why don't you teach her how to cut
(06:16):
a cucumber? But that just goes to show because they
have chefs, like living chefs and stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
It's hard to cut a cucumber when you've grown up
your whole life with dinner parties, chefs and stuff.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Chefs day day to you because you've had your mam
as a chef the whole your whole life, and then
me as your chef.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Now.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Yes, a lovely producer. Adam is just showing myselo this
amazing footage. One yeah, put it on freaky stuff, man,
just hold a lot.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Down ago, bang bang bang bang bang. I'm not even
a chef with that.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Video and the stuff that's coming out with didiot.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I just how long that salad she's making? We do
the salad next week.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I know she got so much hate for that, and
she like actually broke down and was like, people are
just coming for.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Me before anything.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Now, no cut a cucumbery, just cut.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
It right, just cut it.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
No sympathy for you. Shut Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Anyways, between all the binge watching of the Cardassians and life,
I've got a bone to pick with you as per us.
What actually before we start this segment, Marcella wants to
try this neie where he if you guys have watched
(07:36):
The Office where Jim Jim like will say something or
something's happening with the characters and he'll look to the camera.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Well, Jim is the person in the office that does.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
It, so anybody everyone knows what the office is.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Elaborate, How do I make a clearer than Jim in
the office?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Everyone knows what the office is?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Should I go down the history of how it was written?
Speaker 4 (07:57):
You should go down because there's two officers right one you, hey,
one American the American Office.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
There we go humble yourself because they need to get upset.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Any wait, I hope you're ready to go flying in
a minute, because I'm gonna fucking ditch you at your dad's.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
It's fine, No, it's okay. I can let you know
when you're wrong, and you can let me know as
you do. I'll come on this show every week get sprayed.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
About to see the spraying. Yeah, no, soon I'll be
spraying his anal glens on your face. You keep going
all an glens.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
So Marssela wants to do the whole gym helpit thing
where he looks to the camera and the dead pens there.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
What's his real name in real life, not his acting name?
Is that his real name?
Speaker 3 (08:37):
It doesn't matter for the sake of the office. He's
called Jim, married to.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Jim from down the road. Jim's mowing who what's his
actual act what's his real name? No one, No one
cares about the acting name. Tell us his real name.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I know his wife's name, Emily.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Steve Carell.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Isn't it character to shut up?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
He looks at the camera as well.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Sometimes no say anyways, any of this makes it on
the video. If your guys are like, why is Marcella
really looking into the camera, He's trying to do that
and I'm just see for I want to see how
much of a fail it is.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Anyways, back to my sorry, I've got a bone to beck.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
With you because I'm heavily pregnant, so I'm showing obviously
I've got two bowling balls protruding out of my gut,
and for some reason you think it's okay to parade
me around like your circus antible. So I've got three
examples for you. Is it case in point case in
(09:48):
point one?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Baby brain.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
We were doing a recording for this exact podcast this
time last.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Week, and we had wrap things. We're always on a
high way.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
We wrap things up because you know we've accomplished something
for the day. And I get up and Adam, our
lovely producer, goes, wow, I never realized how heavily pregnant
you were, Tay, I said, yeah, it's.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Here, and Marcelo you go.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Please Adam feel our stomach, feel how heart it is?
Rub it and poor Adam. Right, we're close, but we're
not body touching close.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
This is your resting bitch face again. You make things
awkward for people. Adam is a good friend of ours,
nothing's wrong with him. Gone here touching again your stummy.
There's no two bowling balls in there, and in it
they're in your belly, all right?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
The lives are.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
You can't it's just skin masks. You can't actually go oh,
I can feel the babies and the other babies. Go hi, Adam,
that's the pleasure to meet you.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
It doesn't matter. It's cool. It's a cool touch to it,
all right, that's.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Not when you're the woman that has to deal with it.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
And because I said, yeah, but there's not a random
person doing it, okay, And this is what I'm trying
to get to you, all right, humble yourself because Adams
is a good friend of our all right, don't get person.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Shut up if you don't have a womb so you
can't comment on the subject. So poor Adam sitting there,
and you were relentless, relentless to the point where I
just had to walk away and say, musselo shut up.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Example too, I'm not walking around saying to some random
person walking on the street, come rob my wife's belly,
Come do it.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
You may as well, you absolutely may as well.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
That's sad.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I feel like we're close to that.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
That's that's so sad and disappointing, because that's how you
feel about Adam, that the disrespect.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
You think that he's just someone off the street deer.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
No, don't should say that.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
You literally said that. No, no, no, and this is
what you do to me. You just said it.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Oh my god, I actually can't stand you because actually,
but you're so wrong.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
I'm so wrong.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
I don't even see it. You're so wrong.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
You're being toxic, putting words in masses.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
I'm not unlabeling you example too.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
And you're an arcissistin what I s not the toilet
the other day after you use it in my place?
Speaker 4 (12:01):
You know what, people listen, Who've got three bathrooms in
our house.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
I'm playing the game in my room, spare room.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
He decides, I'll do a ship in this room, bombs,
a toilet walks out, and I'll go, Holy.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Get a big whiff of it. What I'm trying to get?
What I'm trying to play the game? I don't care.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
I stop playing PlayStation Example two. We face time my brother.
I'm having a good conversation. At the end of the conversation,
Oh look, Luke, Luke, look at your sister's belly.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
I don't want to show him my stomach.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
So Luke's random off the street again.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
No he's not, but I don't care what he thinks.
About my stomach.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
It's your brother. I don't care. I don't care.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Sometimes I don't feel like here, guys, look at my gut.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
It's not a guy. It's a blessing. You should be
proud of it.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
I am proud of it.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I am. I'm very grateful.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Doesn't mean I have to have a sign saying hey, guys,
look at my stomach.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Well, if it's family and close friends, I think it's fine.
I understand when it's coming from random. When the other
week we're talking about those ladies, we're talking about the
caf if they're coming up, listen to ladies, don't touch
my wife's billy.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
And then example three face time in my mum and dad,
I am on the toilet.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Half naked, and I don't close the door. Whatever.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
It's just me and you're at home and you're on
face I'm and you go suit and look at your
daughter stommach out and everything on the toilet takes for that.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
And all I hear is my dad going, Jesus, I
can't get that image out of my head.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Suits medicine walking around naked around their head.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
He does, yeah, and so he's going to take a photo.
Maselo take a photo.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Me and you mom are the same, sick in the head,
I reckon me and your mom.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Yeah, i'd have to agree with that.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Se Yeah, enough enough. Now I'm pulling up my white
flag bad time. No, no, no, it's about time you stopped.
I did nothing wrong.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Wait, you put up the white flag for spraying me.
You put up the white flag for wash.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Like to say, enough is enough, I surrender to your bullshit.
I'm done.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
What's the way it's supposed to be? Then at comes
all conclusion.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
This would be the time where you look at the
camera and go, that's what the office would do.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
No, you don't understand, Like when I want to do it,
you just stick in your stay in your lane. Did
that not feel right? Didn't feel You don't understand. You
know you can't do it. Yes, they can.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
That's that's what they do in the office. So you
go dribble ship like you usually.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Do, not do it because it doesn't seem right.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
He just did it, guys, he just did it.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Also, while we're on the point of video staff bone, No, no,
this has nothing to do with you. Actually, you can
step out if you want, stay out there. Actually, I
can do the rest of this podcast myself. A lot
of people have been messaging or commenting on the socials
saying when is the full episode going to be about?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
On YouTube? Just what's going on here?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I just want to put a disclaimer out there.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Me and Marcelo can't afford it probably and we actually
have no knowledge of what happens to this podcast technically,
like we don't do any of that stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Yeah, we literally come here and spitch it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
If it was up to us about all that stuff,
this podcast would have never gotten off the ground because
we know we have no goopment. We wouldn't do it because.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
We have ideas, but no gear, nothing, nothing.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
There would be not even one video put up on
social media. Fills up to me Marcelo, So, I would
you even know what's a post?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
I don't even know. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
I don't know, I don't know. That says a lot actually,
because I am a radio producer.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Yeah, but you're not a social You're not like isn't
that like a social media.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Or my I think in the job description it does
say you need to be good at socials and stuff.
Really yeah, but what got me is Aussie. So when
an Aussie comes to New Zealand. Apparently they're like, wow,
she brings plenty of experience.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
What they don't know is in Australia there's about eight
producers on the lunch so so you only have to
freaking be very good at a niche thing. What I
still I don't know. I think just like public relations,
like I was good at getting the talent in a
good mood.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I think you're very funny.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Yeah, but producers aren't like that. That doesn't help the
producer should it should.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Help the presenters when they go out there. You don't
want to walk.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Into no, because a lot of presenters could be like,
well she's a threat.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Then she's she just wants mic time.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
That's embarrassing for them. Then pick your game up. Yeah,
then you reckon picky game up? Get me on the mic.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
So yeah, So to answer your question once, we don't know.
We wouldn't even know how to put this up on YouTube?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
How does it work? Sign up?
Speaker 1 (17:00):
And then I don't know and I'm not going to
look into it. I'm sorry. I forwarded to you a pr
respond thanks for your comments for.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
People to get a good understanding. Look, we're in a
spare room. By the size of your shed you.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Put where you store your wardrobe.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Literally, okay, the window.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
We can't even do the podcast with the window open,
because then you won't need the recording.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
It's not fancy. We're in a room locked away. Producer
can't even breathe. You can't breathe. We're breathing each other's
ship here. We can't even fit in here. Once we
get one studio, one day, we will put it there
on a TV show.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
All right, we're a podcast listen.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Yeah, that's another thing.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
By doing this, I didn't realize how many people want
to sit and watch a podcast because I listened to
podcasts in the car.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Do you we'll see I do. There's a few that
I can watch.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Please name Let's give him shout outs.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Let's take the play on sports show Sean Johnson. Yeah,
this is on YouTube. I don't know if it's on YouTube,
but you can watch it a lot. You can watch it.
You can watch it Spotify, not live or Spotify.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Is that what people when people are commenting saying, can
you put this other YouTube?
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Do they want to watch live or no?
Speaker 3 (18:19):
They just they just want to Adam said both, and
he's the producer, so we couldn't do this live, Like.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
You couldn't because I get canceled. Yeah, there's a lot
that doesn't make the cart so.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
You're if you're getting.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Canceled, I'm like, not even on this earth anymore.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
And another one is Gary Breker, The Ultimate Human. He talks,
he's gun and he's yea and he has his own point.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
He's gone.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
See like, we are nowhere near as good as those
two podcasts. Like, yeah, but I appreciate people want to
like involved, that's really cool.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
It's not that interesting.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Like the clips you see on socials play the best
of the best.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Other than that, there's not much really.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
It's called editing people.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Yeah, they make us look really good, and then when
people tune into the actual episode they go, wow, that
one and a half minute clip.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Really wants the bets out of that five star half.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
I actually noticed we had a few one to two
star ratings.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Really yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
But they didn't leave a comment like leave, I want
to know what what what pushed.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
You to that one star?
Speaker 4 (19:30):
Give us a one star and they comment and then
come and go by the podcast, how good? How funny
are you guys? And then behind our backs one star?
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Actually we have someone to shout out, shot out. We
went to the radiologist.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Radiology.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Is that what you got done?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Radiologists that place in Saint John's.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
We went, Yeah, and the receptionists we were having a Yeah,
we were having a little friggin fight again as usual
at the test.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Yeah, but let's be more specific with the fight. This
is what happened. And as my fault, I copy it.
I cop it on a chin. So when I go
to a scan, I'll go there for my pilarate sessions.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
I didn't realize when you go there, I knew you
had to pay for parking. Yeah, I didn't know that
it was for free. If you're going to see yes scanty.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Yes, So they have machines there.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
When you walk in, you put another plate in it
and you get ninety minutes free parking.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
I wasn't doing it huge. I wasn't doing it for
about three three times or two.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Times three times.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
I just paid eight sixteen twenty four, two hundred and
forty dollars for your bloody parking at Pola And it
could have been free this whole time we get there.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
And because I didn't know this was a thing. This
is the first time I went with him.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
And I see all these little things and I go,
you're telling me all you had to do is set
aside two minutes and it would have been free. So
I'm having a domestic with him, and the receptionist is
laughing and she has I love your podcast, by the way, guys.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
And I said, oh, good boy, this is welcome. This
is I.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Like, what come in here is getting scamed for something.
His body's daddess.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
And I mean writing him about the free barking and
I and you've even said we're due for another one
because you did it again the other day. So another
eighty dollars coming and you know I'll pay it.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
I'll pay it, but you don't because one we share
a bank account or whatever, and two you would never
go through the admin of scanning.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
And doing them admin. But it's yeah, it's stupid.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
I'm throwing money away here you are, and I apologize,
but I system then you get a new system here.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
The breast pump I want slash need is two hundred dollars,
so we just instead of getting me in my breast part.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
I don't understand you don't want to pay that much.
I can pump him for you see his hands here. Look,
come in, I'll pump a lot of them. Mate, I'll milk.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
You, not the cow whatever. We don't milk him.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
I can't stand you.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Really, And it's for free, that's like, and it's for free,
pumper mate.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Okay, next time you're in pain after a game, we're
not gonna We're not paying for physios or anything.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
I'll fix it for you because apparently we can.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
All just do things. I've pretty much got a whole
physio roominy in my thorough gun by game. Ready, I've
got it all set, don't We're about.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Surely we can use one of those machines to breast.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
I've seen your normal tech. Explain what it's like to
the listeners. That's like like a thing that yeah, and
cool breast pump because it sucks.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
But we have to as we create an attachment for
the breast.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
A nipple thing. You're gonna do it? I don't know anyway.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Yeah, where's the dog?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
He was jumping on the door.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Well, he's a good time to go find him and
let's have a rest. Yep, so solo. Yeah, you've had
the pleasure of being in the Lombardy family.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Now for god what nine to ten years now.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Yes, one of the first things you would have noticed
about my family huge coffee culture.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Everything culture, different culture, like the ones at dinner as well.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Oh yeah yeah yeah. But one thing about my dad
and my mom is like they can't go an hour
without a coffee. So like my dad alone, he'll have
like god, I think like at least ten short blacks
a day, right, and.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
He has one after dinner. He does. It's like a
digestive for him.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
See for me, I thought it was normal, you know
for European to send people to do it, because my
old man love coffees too.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Yeah, I need to have a coffee out for dinner.
Oh really yeah yeah, So he was the same as
your as your father as end my dad was the same. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
And then like my dad, he tells me my brother
and mum that in Italy like you don't have you
actually can't really get like a cappuccino or a latte
past midday.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
They're considered like what's the process morning coffees?
Speaker 2 (24:16):
What's the morning coffee?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Is cappuccino or latte?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
So milk flat white?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah, flat white, like anything with milk.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
And then after midday people have like piccolos, or short
blacks things like that, and it's this is what my
dad says, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Because I do that now.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Oh so why are you doing that just because tastes preference?
Speaker 4 (24:36):
No, because I'm like, hang on, So the morning is
like fair enough, I have it with milk, right, so
it takes a while to drink it. Sometimes in the
afternoon after training or like if I'm at training and
I'm like, hang on, I want to get another coffee.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
I don't need all that milk, yeah to wake me up.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Yeah, you're more having it for the caffeine exactly. Yeah,
well that's pretty much how Italy work. That makes sense,
And my dad told me that it's I haven't been
to Italy since I was like ten, so I didn't
take noe. But apparently if you go to a cafe
pass the midday and you answer a cappuccino or latte,
they'll make it because they know you're a tourist.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
But like you're judged.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
It's a judge e thing behind your base.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Exactly, and they rolled their eyes. I wouldn't say no.
Knowing my people, I wouldn't say no.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
So like even when we're at home, like I'll be
like to dad, he'll go, do you want a coffee?
I was like, oh, actually, yeah, could just make me
a cappuccino Dad, And.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
He'll be like, a cappuccino. It's one thirty ten And
I said, Dad, look outside. We're in Cunala, not in Rome,
like the fucking doom thing.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
But yeah, I want to acknowledge that when you first
came into the family, and we were at the stage
where like we're official, so we're coming over quite a lot,
and like we'd sit in the kitchen with so in
my family's house, the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Bench is kind of like their dining table.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
That's where ever under road.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Yeah, and my dad always offered, do you.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Want a coffee?
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Must you want coffee?
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Mask?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Because I'm making one for mom Tay and we'll sit
there and chat. And for years you were like no, no, no,
And it's like do you not drink coffee?
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Like I never met someone that doesn't drink coffee. I
just never got into it, right, And you did it.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
I drank tea.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
You drank tea. And then after years and years and
years of pestering, you went away on Fiji camp. Yes, right,
it was a World Cup.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
No it wasn't. No, just a so even a copper.
I didn't drink coffee. You did.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
So it's the year after Geez after, cheez after, right,
So who who?
Speaker 2 (26:34):
What was your first experienced coffee? Kaine Evans. Right. So
we went for a walk in the morning.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
We had breakfast at the hotel and they said, he goes,
I'll go for coffee, and I said, okay, and I
went and I go, look, I don't drink coffee, bro yep.
And he goes, look, just try on this, try on
the mocker. And I said, okay, what is it? And
like it's just one shot of coffee?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (26:53):
One shot of coffee? Then I think one shot of
like powdered chocolate. Yeah, it's like a hot chocolate caffeine.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
And then I started on that, and to be honest,
I didn't even taste the coffee.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Yeah, so it was nice.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
It just it just honestly was like a hot chocolate.
It was like a milo Yeah, like sweet.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
So I drank it, drink and then from then on
then I went from that to the cappuccino.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
H it's like a gateway. The Marcker is a gateway.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Dream it is.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
And he said that to me, he said, trust me,
just jump on that. And then I started on that,
and then I went from that to the to the cap.
Then I went to a double shot.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Now go you have more than me now a day?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Yeah? And then I go piccolos yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Yeah, which is huge. That's like you are a coffee
drinker when you can have a piccolo or short black,
that's hearty stuff. I have a piccolo before every game,
do you really?
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Yeah? Because you don't Yeah again, you don't need milk really,
Like milk's doing nothing. It's the caffee. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
And then like so when you were finally at that stage,
you'd come over and my dad was black, do you
want a coffee?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
And you actually say yes mate?
Speaker 3 (27:52):
It was like my dad's day had been made because
he gets such a thrill out of making people coffee.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Do you think I was weird when all those years I
was so weird, Like he was.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Just perplexed, like everyone around us drinks coffee. He had
never met someone, especially of age, that had no interest
in it.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Is there an age we're supposed to start drinking coffee.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
I feel like it's more of a well, this is
this is different, right? I feel like most people would
start experimenting with coffee when they like start uni or
have a job, and it's like more of like a
social thing with their friends, like I'm gonna get a coffee,
do you want one?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Oh okay? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
For me.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
On the other hand, I.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Started drinking coffee when I was like, honestly, I'm not
even taking the piss now, around eleven or twelve years old.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
And that's what blows my mind. Yeah, because when my
dad used to make coffees and he'd be like, no,
you're too young to have a coffee.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Yeah, right, well there was a responsible adult eleven didn't
have any of those in my house.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Yeah, So how it happened was like I'd just be
around my parents and my dad would be like, sou
do you want a coffee?
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Yup?
Speaker 3 (28:53):
He'd make her this amazing looking cappuccino. And as a kid,
when you see like a whole layer of milk froth
and like a caramel looking coffee drink, like, I would
always say, a holy crap, that looks so cool, Like
is that nice, mum?
Speaker 1 (29:07):
And she'd be like, we'll taste it, and I'd have
a sip here and there, and I'd be like oh
it's okay. No, I didn't really like it, like it's
kind of bitter.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
And then like in my parents' defense, my mom has
very weak, weak coffee, like just single shot. In New Zealand,
a standard small is two shots. She would just have
a single shot, so it was very milky coffee.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
And then I just said to my dad, well can
I have one? And he's like, shit, yeah, and he
is the same. He had coffee from such a young age,
and he was like why not. So then he started
making me a cappuccino just once a.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Day, and now that I think back to it, like
a little twelve year old just sitting down having a
weird yeah. And then it got to the stage where
before school, if he was home because like he'd normally
be working, she work, but on the days that he
wasn't at work, he would make me coffee in the
morning and have it with my breakfast before I go
(30:03):
to like year eight like school.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Yeah, and I'd be bouncing off the walls at school.
I just had a coffee in.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
The bathroom to do it.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
PO probably would before I left for school. I only
lived around the corner from school, and there's no buses
already there I'd show fur driven make woman Dad, and
then and then it got to the obsession where like
because dad would work so much, we were lucky enough
my mom, she used to work for dolong E Coffee,
(30:32):
dolong In Espresso, so like every time there was a
new machine that were bringing out, my mom as a
sales rep would bring it home and get to test it.
So then this an espresso machine came out and it
does It's so easy. You just put a pod in,
press the button, it frofts the milk immaculately.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Like how I liked it. So then I went I
didn't need dad.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
Around because I could make my own coffee. So I'd
make my own coffee. And then I got to the
point where he'd be offended because I actually like then
espresso coffee better than these Like do you want a
coffee table? Yeah, but I'm going to make it myself.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Why what?
Speaker 3 (31:07):
And I just like, shut up, your froth's not cutting
it anymore edge. But yeah, like I think it's so
funny looking back, like now it makes sense. My caffeine
does absolutely nothing to me. Yeah, I've been having it
for like.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Fifteen years now, I think it has done something to you.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Permanent damage probably, yeah, the way you live life on
the edge, you may I reckon it's it's hit your
herd mate.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
Well, my very very active. You know the way you
drive your road rage you know, I don't know. I
think coffee has hit you hard, my love, And that's
why you live life the way you do.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
You know, one little message. Oh I want to kill him.
Calm down, take a breath. Yeah, you live in the
state of red. Do you think it's from coffee? Well?
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Maybe years of coffee.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
And then when I fell proud, I.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
We need to cut back, babe.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
Well, when I felt pregnant much, I didn't have coffee
for sixteen weeks, the whole first sixteen weeks of my
pregnancy because I the thought of it and the smell
of it and the look of it made me physically ill.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
It was like no, the warm one, the warm one.
Because then you went from that to ice. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Because I paid a visit to mom and Dad in
Sydney and they would not take no for anyside.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Well, how about we try iced coffee?
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Coffee haven't tried.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
You'll love it.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
I don't like it. I'd like the look of it,
right too.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
Milky obviously, Well like it comes in a massive like
a milkshake.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
That's why it's fun because the last ages, I don't
want that, and it's refreshing, that's buzzy. Anyways, Yeah, so
that was my childhood. What are you gonna like if
the girls like, mum, what's that?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
It's coffee? But I can make you one.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Nah, at least wait until they have puberty.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
I reckon. I feel like you wouldn't like, you wouldn't
let them do it if you know.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
I'll get there.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
I'll have to read their personalities first, if they're already
hot headed.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
And then yeah, let's just hold back.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
But in saying that, actually I'm sorry because I had
coffee growing up.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
I never touched Red Bull or Monster or v or anything.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
I never had that, whereas a lot of my friends
in high school they'd buy one from the vending machine
at lunch. So you tell me what's better or worse.
I'd rather have a cappuccino than a Monster.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
I feel like the coffee culture is massive, massive in
my industry, the rugby league industry.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Yeah, it's like, let's get a coffee. Yeah, it's lunch,
you get lunch. Let's get a coffee. Well, yeah, that's
like the corporate world too.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
Oh my god, yes, especially if you don't smoke, because
smokers get those five minutes out and they can.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
Be There was no way there was as much cafes
as there is now that.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
My dad said back in the day when I was
a child, you could not find a good coffee in
Crinola anywhere.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Because when you're saying apparently in America, because you've been
to America. I haven't been, but you were saying, apparently
the coffee there's crap.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
It's disgusting, is yeah, yep.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
But now again like they're getting cafes that are catering
more to the European style of coffee and massive in
New Zealand and huge the world is run on caff
Just for people to understand, if you're coming from Australia
to New Zealand, right, and he asks for a coffee
and you don't like a Shoran coffee.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Asks for a single shot, because in New Zealand they're haty,
all right, Their normal coffee is a double shot. Brother, Yeah,
they don't work around here.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
And I remember the first and I said, grow up.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
The first week I moved here and I was getting coffee.
I was like in the office. Because I've always been outspoken,
I said, God, this country's coffee is ship.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
What are you guys doing? And they're like why. I
was like, it's so strong and bitter.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
I'm just getting a small and they're like, well, are
you asking for a single shot. I'm like what They're like, yeah,
small has two shots. I was like, why you don't
need it?
Speaker 2 (35:00):
They do? Yeah? All the farmers that run farms, how
they do a coffee? Mate, get in your guts.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Yeah, well there you go. That's the origins of coffee with.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Me, origins of Masters coffee debut. You would beg into
chi lattes at one stage two, I like chilates. And
then someone someone was mocking me about it. Was it me,
I don't know what I new.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
They're calling me a pussy. You're drinking there, and I
was like running straight.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
I remember when I was like, I'm going to stop
having coffee because I'm trying to lose weight.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Idiot.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
I was like, I'll do a chy and then the
cafe and I said, you know, there's about two hundred
and fifty calories in a chilat. I said, and how
many is in coffee and she's like like fiftieth and
I was like, all right, we'll go back to coffee.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Then when we went to Bali one year and it
was a Bali or Tyler and we went to and
it was like the process of how they make coffee there.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Oh in Bali.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
With the monkey poop, monkey shit, monkey poop.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
That's the thing.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Yeah, that's buzzy.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Yeah, pretty much coffee, make coffee out of anything. Then
to make coffee from our ship I wouldn't try it
if I'm.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Not if I'm gonna have a coffee from master ship
mate that time, I.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Don't even want to think of that.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
So that's not.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Well.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
I thought we've done more today.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
Yeah, best episode ever.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
I think you're coming from huge, They laugh huge.
Speaker 4 (36:28):
Well, I've heard enough of your voice.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
I say that all the time, sitting in this room,
sweating my room.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
It's sot.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
So it's a more than mother from us, all right.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
My quote today is by me myself, and I you
wrote this down. I wrote this myself.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
Sometimes I get into these spaces where I'm wise beyond
my means, and this is what it produces.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Your new life is going to cost you.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Year old one Wow.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Yeah, I wrote that one myself, kidding ha ha ha.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
But it's good. One day. That's that's like, it hits home,
sounds like it's something you'd appreciate.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
You're starting to come come up, you know, my way
a bit more with these quotes, a bit more stern,
straight to the point, and no more bullshit.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
So I'll give it to your baddie, thank you, all right.
It's Mother, Mother from me.
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