September 18, 2024 • 33 mins
This week Tayla is as sick as a dog, but Marc isn't the most supportive because he's just come back from holiday. The energy might be low, but the content is still hilarious, like when they both got caught out in the bathroom and Louie has to recue Tayla in an unexpected way and they finish with the time Tayla tried to keep up with Marcelo's mum on the drink.
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Tayla Montoya is an ex-cheerleader, and current radio producer for Jono and Ben on The Hits. Her roots are from a large Italian Australian family, with all the passion and fire that comes with that.
Most importantly, she is like that friend at the BBQ that is constantly surprising the group with a new questionable take, internet-based obsession or just something to annoy her husband.
Marcelo Montoya is a Fijian Australian professional rugby league player and brings insight into what it actually means to be a professional sportsman. He is a little bit bogan, and a whole lot of a perfectionist. He strives for everything in his life to be cantered and deliberate so he can perform at the highest level, while contending with his wife’s need to try and throw him off balance.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is an iHeart Radio New Zealand podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Now, before we start today, I just want to inform
the listeners at she's not feeling the best today. She's
been a bit sick in the last couple of days,
and obviously being sick being pregnant, going and get a
shot in your.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Arm is not good. Cooping cough shot, hooping cough shot.
So how are you feeling today?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Like ship, how do I sound amazing?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
You look beautiful? No, don't, thanks you do.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
It's because I maybe you should see me not trying.
It's because I had to try. This is as good
as it's getdy. Imagine if I didn't try, look like
a zombie in WR Mom facetied me early this morning.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I entered the phone.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Jesus, Yeah, when is she not honest? I know?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
And then she hates it when we're honest to her,
m and you.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Reckon it's moms, get used to it. I'm gonna be
like that.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Soon, walking around spraying the girls to clean their room
and you don't even clean our room.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Then what are you going to do if they go
to you? But Mom, your bed isn't made.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I said, don't ask questions, No, what was that?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
My mom always used to say something, But I'm an adult,
so I've done all like she every time you try
and back into she goes, but I'm the adult, I'm
the parent.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Yeah, but I feel like that's what I'll say.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I'm the parent.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah, but I feel like if we're the parent, we're
certain an.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Example, right, or another thing Mom used to say because
I'm like, oh, she should be like brush your hair, Oh,
but Luke doesn't have to brush his hair.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Or if Luke jumped off a cliff, would you jump
off a cloth?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Always say that, So I'm going to say that. If
they're like, but Mom, you haven't clean jewelroom, or if
I jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff,
I'll say that.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
You can't say that to No, you actually can't say
that anymore. Yeah, you can't.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I don't forget that a lot.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Oh your mom said that to you too, just people,
Oh yeah, random people.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
So if he did that, would you do that? Yeah?
Shut up?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Yeah, you don't know what I do. You don't know
what I'm thinking. If he stabbed you, what I stabbed you? Yeah,
I'm thinking about doing it right now. That's what I'm
going to say to whoever says it.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Again, honestly, like maybe we're not here to get a
doctor phil in sight.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
All right, let me just do me and if I
want to do it, let me do it. Don't try
to say, oh, but if he does this, are you
going to do that? If you just just shut up? Yeah,
how about that?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
That's like you know now, obviously I'm sick. Yeah, and people, Oh,
but have you taken europhone?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Psych?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Can't take it when you're pregnant? Have you had lemsip?
Psych can't take.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
It when you're pregnant?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Oh? Have you have you had bloody ginger shots? Can't
have too much ginger when you're pregnant. So try me,
fucking try me, because whatever I can have, I've tried
and it doesn't work. I'm onto my third leader of
bone broth in the past, like four days?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Does that help?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Do?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I look good?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
You don't look too bad.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
You're being nice.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I'm just being nice. I'm being honest.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Makeup on the one thing about you being sick, and
I wish I was I had your sickness at the minute,
because I'm fine.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I reckon, I just I'll bump it off.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Anything because again you can take limbsp neuro fine, do
all that is.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
You know, you're a bit more quiet around the house,
which is good. It's good for me, Like I don't
have to You're not screaming. If anyone watches Seinfeld.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
That's out.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
That's mine and Tay's favorite show, right, George Costanza and
his family, George's mother, that's Tay. That's taste screaming, that's
just a mass. So it's been good the last couple
of days, you know, to just be serenity.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Now, I'm so glad that someone's benefit from my sickness.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Happy about that.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
And I have to say as well, mate, every day
you're growing in size like crazy.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Yeah I am, it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
I feel like I am.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I'll be bloody scared if we go to the next
skin and they go, oh yeah, no they haven't grown.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
All somethings grow.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Well yeah, Well, I feel like people need to understand.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Like we've seen the doctor last week obstratation and he said,
from next week on or from this week on, this
week on, you know you'll be growing double the rate.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
So he said to you, the way you start feeling now,
like the symptoms you start getting now is what a
female would get with one baby at thirty six weeks.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Pre yeah, which is pretty much full term.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
And I'm like, bro, and I say what he was
bloody bang on because I can't imagine how bad I'm
going to feel even just this strong next week.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yeah, because you're a strong woman.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
But I've seen you getting up stretched on the Yeah,
you know, getting up you can't get comfortable, You're swimming
around the couch on the GENA.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Can you give me a back rub?
Speaker 4 (05:09):
And you're like yep, And it dwindles away after a
minute thirty. So I'm not a profession I don't care
about anything's better than duffy, So I'd like to aim
for that at least ten minute mark. I love how
you started. Then it's like and then you'll change the
channel or something.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
This is the type version. I know what you're doing.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Come my elbows cooked?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
No, No, you're in your off season. That's fine.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
I can't hold it there for long enough. Sure, how's
your week been, though? She is even last week?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Well, you said this week, this week's been her ended?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
The week that's going to come to this week? Has
it been?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I don't know. Boring crab. I was sick last week.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Too, Willa is that when it started?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah? How was your week?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
It was great?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I just wanted to mention we went away of us boys,
went away on a trip, had heaps of fun.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
That's so nice as well. I was dying in Auckland.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
You weren't dying, all right? Put your head in when
I got Yeah, but when I got back, that's when
it hit your hard. So lucky. I came back early, lucky,
and I wanted to say, have you ever been to
We went to this place anyway wherever we went?
Speaker 3 (06:20):
But have you ever been to a club where you
put headphones on?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
A nightclub?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Like a silent disco? Yeah, you've been when I was
like sixteen? Are they still going?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
I never knew that, Yeah no, but I never knew
it was such a thing.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah, did you go to one?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
We went to one? Why, no, want to try it?
So we went? Yeah, may walk in. I decide, I'm
my god, this is gone, you know.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Put it on and it has three different stations and
there's a there's a button on the side of the
headphone and you can change one, two, three, and it's
all different music. Ones like duff, like we're gabbering everywhere,
and then the second ones like is R and B
and the last one is like rock music and.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Stuff, right covering all bases.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I lasted fifteen minutes and walked out, Oh really, yeah,
I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
What about it? Did you hate the most?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I don't like that if I want to have a
conversation with you after take one head phone off, take
one of your headphones off, just to say something, and
even if it's just one thing, or do you want
to drink back on?
Speaker 3 (07:21):
I know, how annoying.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Who are you asking if they wanted to drink?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
The boys? Here we go?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
And how buzzy is it when you do take the
headphone off and it's just silence.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah, like it's gross.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
And everyone's like singing loud, screaming. And then I just said, look,
this isn't this isn't what mis wants to do, not
in here anyway.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Now I'm enjoying myself with the boys here in there.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah you do, that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
But then I just said to the boys, I can't
do this week. And fifteen minutes in I took it off.
I turned it off, and I said, mate, I'm going,
Yeah in the garden care, you can come if he's coming.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Did they follow?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Half an hour later. They lasted forty five minutes. Oh
well I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
And is there a DJ or it's just a CD.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
It must be just a CD that they and you
choose the station. If I want to listen to headphones,
I stayed at home.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Literally, if you wanted Spotify on, yeah, you just stayed home.
How much was the entry not for free?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Yeah, well there you go.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
What a stupid idea. Well, you guys will and I
get headaches when I like that. Yeah, I don't even
listen to the headphones.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Not a very good place to meet people.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Like, if you were single and you wanted to be,
you couldn't because that's a huge communication barrier.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Literally.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
But anyway, that was my few days nice and it
was a great trip, cut it shore, came home.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
And then my wife was just my poor thing, she's
seen better days. Put it that way.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Yeah, I bet you were riding high from from your
trip with the boys, like I love life, Life's amazing,
live life, love, fluff love, And then you come home
and I'm like, get you like me gee hair all messy,
nose all blocked, literally, stomach touching my toes.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
I can't believe touch. I can't believe the stomach.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Yeah, I know, get used to it.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
I don't know know how the bounce back is going
to go either, post babies. Oh, every run like the
bounce back like when you lose all the weight.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Yeah, you'll be fine. I think you'd be fine.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
We'll see famous last words from who?
Speaker 5 (09:39):
Huh, famous last words from who? No, we'll see I mean,
but who said the famous last word? Your famous last words?
Just so, I think last night when I was sleeping.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Because I can't like breathe through my nose because it's blocked,
I just sleep with my mouth wide open last night
and I woke up literally in a pool of dribbles.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Horrendous.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
And I actually think my ears blocked because there's dribble
stuck in there.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
That's a real story. That's a true story.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I want the listeners trying to stand what I put
up with. I'm not making I don't care my complaining.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
It's okay, but it sounds like you are when you
say things like that.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I already sleep with I sleep with like the ear pods. Yeah,
block out the noise because they already snored a little bit. Yeah,
last night I had the ear pods in mate, and
I could still hear to the point when you go,
that's a nudge, a.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Nudge, he yelled, and he scared the ship out of me. Listen,
what what is someone in the house?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
You snooring someone?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Someone's under our bed with a muffler, muffler next to
my ears.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Well, anyways, before you left, he littlepline strip on you
fucking getaway. A huge moment in this household happened What happened,
and it was incredible and I wish there were security
cameras to capture the footage because this has got to
be one of the proudest moments as a mom to
Louis that's ever happened. So I'll explain. I'll set the scene.
(11:31):
I was in one toilet, you were in another toilet.
Normally our boughs don't sink up, but this, yeah, this
is miraculous toilet.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
And I was in the main bar.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Yeah, we must have just had a coffee or something.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
We're both doing a ship.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
I think I just.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Let them know. Cut to the chase.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Sorry, don't sit here, And our bows must have sicked up.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
That's pretty clean.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Some people just want to hear it. They just want
to go bag all right, we're doing a ship.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Carry on my.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Okay what Marssela said. So you're in one, I'm in
the other. You did you went first though, And then
I've gone and sat in the toilet and I've done
my business. You know, a bit of TikTok scrolling whatever
you are on your phone as well. You are shut up.
I hear calf freaking videos and stuff. The Volkswagen Golf
(12:25):
are doing fringings your owned one hundred meters.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I know what you're up to in there.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
And I've sat down and I've gone to finish up,
and I go, oh my god, I've got a toilet paper,
and love your that. Marcella, where are you? And you go,
I'm in the toilet too, and I'm like, oh my god,
I've got a toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
You're probably wondering how, but we we always leave the
bathroom door open, and your house.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Always and and I was like, well, crap, I'm not
gonna you need a toilet paper, and like in our house,
there's no way we won't.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
We're not need toilet paper.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
So it's not like I'm gonna get off this toilet
seat and just walk to toilet paper.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
You can't.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
I've done it before, have you on that car? No?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Here, I'm not in here. We ran out of toilet paper.
I imagine like you've just done a ship and you
look around. Holy no toilet paper. I've had a squat walk.
Imagine if a little droplets fell on the ground. I'm
lucky how to hold it. But obviously I've pushed everything out.
I'm not walking around with half a turtle that ca
hanging out. Okay, Anyways, I've had to squat walk out
(13:36):
of the bathroom, go to the cup and grab toilet
paper and come back.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
I've done it.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Please anyone home? No, Yeah, we'll see.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Yeah, I've done it.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
Yeah, well I haven't, and I'm not about to because
I don't mind like I troop before or something, and.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
I'd be like a turtle on my hunchback. Well, this
is reality.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
It was to walk out the broom. I finished my
could hear we say we did have business with the
doors closed? And I finished, and I've walked out, and.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
I've just seen tail it on her back ship on
the floor of the carpet ship everywhere, who is probably
sniffing it.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Oh my god, I'm crying. AnyWho, Thank god that didn't
have it. Back to the story. So I've gone, what
am I going to do here? I've got a musselo
and you go, wake Taylor. I've got an idea. I've
got plenty of door bapery. And I said, yeah, cool.
You call Louis. Louis was in our bedroom. You call
(14:41):
louiset dog, and you go, Louis, take this to mummy.
And you tied toilet paper around his neck. Louis didn't
have a collar, not like you tied it around the collar.
That's an easy win. No, we were We were up
against the freaking most So you've tied toilet paper around
(15:01):
his neck too.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Yeah, it was a lot. And you go, Louis, where's mummy.
Where's mummy? Go to mummy?
Speaker 4 (15:09):
And he went and then stumbled a bit came back
to you because I heard you say it a few times.
And I'm on the toilet and out of nowhere, my
little hero shows up with toilet paper wrapped around his neck.
And he comes in so proud, and I go.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Good, the toilet paper.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
That's great. That's a true story.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
And I imagine if we had the footage of that.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
So imagine if you didn't. Imagine if you.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Didn't, he'll be sitting on the toilet.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Have you ever not finished?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I mean I finished, no toilet paper stuff that I'll
just have a shower.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
I didn't like. Man, what do you mean? I'm not
into this chat?
Speaker 3 (15:58):
But that happened to you.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Has But you're the.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
First person to say I've always got skid marks on
my aunties.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Me, don't you say that to me?
Speaker 3 (16:09):
It isn't my brother your brother?
Speaker 4 (16:11):
My brother reckons, I'm always skid marks girl.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
And say, why need my aunties?
Speaker 3 (16:20):
You seagut, I've never seen.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
My God, I'm gonna wet myself, gonna actually piss myself.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
What's Luca looking at your andies? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
My mom always questions him, saying, when would you have
ever seen her aunties? Luke? And we have this basket
called the robber Spoker basket, which in Italian is like
dirty washing, and he reckons, he's seen my aunties in
their words, with skin.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
That's what I mean.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Just dumb your aunties and walk away, Luke. You're not
doing the washy and hang on.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
He can't talk either. No, he always flashing his eyes
at us.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
No, he's the guy. He's the guy. I don't even
know if this is weird or not. He's the guy
that he does his business, stands up, turns to face
what he's just produced, then wipes looking at his face.
And none of us knew he did this until one
(17:16):
Christmas when his wife Chloe brought it up and said, right,
which one of yous did he learn this off? And
we've gone what and she's explained it, We've gone none
of us do that, So I don't know how he
does that. Yeah, I feel more sick than when I
started the episode.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Yeah, I feel sorphy coming get comfortable.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
No, not because of me, because of his chat.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Listen, and this is what I always say, right, what
we talk about is what people don't want to talk
about behind closed doors, or maybe they do talk about
it behind closed doors, or if they don't, it's.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
What they're thinking, right, but they're just too scared to
say it.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
So guess what, Maybe there's a reason why these things
shouldn't be talked about because no one wants to hear this.
So me and your mom shout out Tolitiana ten years on.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
We're quite close.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
I assume we're gonna get even closer as I embark
on this motherhood journey. I'll definitely be preaching to her, going, hey,
how do I do this?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Say how do I do that?
Speaker 4 (18:29):
She's already given a few tips on stuff to do,
like hot chocolate she recommended to me the other day,
which I was happy to adapt.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Love a bit of hot chocolate and stuff to eat.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
She's very caring when she's been saying to you to
rub coconut all on my belly, make sure I don't
sleep on my black.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Back, sorry on your black.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Anywhay.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
So, yeah, she's one with a degree.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Yeah, but.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
In arts it's not very good. It's not it's no
Mar's degree. Anyone could do an arts degree again, enrolled tomorrow.
But yeah, so we're quite close. But I could only
imagine that you would have been a bit hesitant to
introduce me to her ten years ago. I would have
(19:25):
been Yeah, eighteen, I was eighteen at the time, Platinum
belond T hair peak of my cheerleading Cree.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Didn't even know if you were the one. I was
just testing you out for that week. I'm kidding. I
loved you were you nervous.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah, I was only because of different cultures. That's probably
why you know, you've.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Never been with an Italian before?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
No, really, so it was first time, first time.
Speaker 6 (19:53):
I don't believe that so can we, And so that's
why it was. It was hard for me to I
don't know, it's like air reaction to you.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
Yeah, because that's that's nice mass You hold your mom's
opinion to the top tier. So I could, like, if
she didn't like me, that would have been in it, right,
that's a steel breaker.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yeah, And let's be honest. Back then, like the hair
was a no, you know, what do you mean? The blonde,
the platinum blonde. It was like it wasn't done nicely,
Like you just went down the road and someone just
what I did, got blonde pain and pain.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
I did you just go down the roade? The hair
dress ut was literally on the street I lived.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
I know, but it looked like they just did a
cheap job.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
Well they did because I was eighteen at UNI with
no income except for cheerleading once a week. So can
we do this the cheapest way possible? They said, roote
die and they literally just get your hair and paint.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
It is that bad. Yeah, Oh my god, my sistering
little Cololie right now would be cringing.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
And the hair salon I used to go to you
back then, they used to fasten the process and put
a heat.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
How much would that cost back then?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Like two hundred dollars every six weeks.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
That's expensive as it is.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
It's actually not much that now.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
So how much will it cost together done the proper
way then back play?
Speaker 4 (21:11):
Like four hundred back then? Yeah, full head of highlights.
Because I noticed the hou I was like, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
No one liked it. My mom hated it. My mom
was like, honey, you are not an actual blonde. You're
not pulling this.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Look he's laughing now, Sue, And back to blonde.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Do you like it now?
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Well, I'm actually thinking of going for now after seeing
old photos. Fair enough, No, you may just say no,
you look really good.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
What do you want me to say that? I just
do jumping my body and you, honestly, you.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Should go blonde.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
You would actually look so good blonde.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
My dad will be rolling in his grave you see
me go blonde. That's what he would do. I'm not
doing it.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
You've done much worse since than go blonde.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
That's to him, that's worse.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Really came Ontie, I see you watching over us, But
so yeah, I get that and I completely agree with my.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
No.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
I was gonna say, I my mom didn't like your date.
You as full of shit.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
I just blocked her out back then, Sorry, mom, because
I remember at the start when when I got the
cheerleading job. She said, Taylor, I swear to God you
can do this, but if you bring a footballer home,
you're done.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
You're out of the house. You're getting kicked out.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
I said her, Mom, I'm not even doing it for
the footballer is six months later, Mom, meet my solo.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
That's funny, and she goes to you, if you bring
one home, I'll kick you out. Yeah McMahon, I'm sleeping
there as well.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
I'm on the one getting kicked out, not you. So yeah,
I get that.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
So what was what was the first impressions when when
you introduced me to your mom?
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:46):
She was she liked you, but I think the way Yeah,
she did in conversations like me like it. She's like me,
like she wants to get to know someone, like she
wants to get to know the person. What you do
where she who's her family. You know how it all works.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Yeah, your family would have been the same with me.
And it's just that's the way it is.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
I remember, like my parents when they lept you on.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
Twenty first culture shop and saw your family in action.
Like so it's so different like with Italians. When we
drink like a big night for my dad, he's like
sitting in the backyard having a few quiet bees, he says,
or red wine, like like I've had red wine my
whole life pretty much. It's like it's not even alcohol
really to Italians.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
And mind you, my mom and dad, I don't know
if this is a cheap thing or an Italian thing.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
They mix it with water, they mix it with water.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
They put half of red wine half with water, and
it's like a goon sack in the fridge.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
And I remember when I was growing up and I
was started drinking it.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
So when I first came, I thought it was cordial.
I thought of the had it and I said, and
they put water. I said, oh, what's going on? And
can I get some wine? Wine? It's holy water?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
And my dad will put an eyes keeping the sh
what is going on?
Speaker 4 (24:07):
What is this? The fridges in cold and then I
remember they came to your twenty first and like it
was a party.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Obviously there seems to people there, but.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
My twenty first it was al but twenty fifth as well.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah right, I always forget that niche te.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Don't disrespect my brother.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
All his friends were there too, and my parents were
just like holy crap because there was just cases everywhere
in the backyard.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Like when my parents do like a party at home,
it's just like a bit of apparols, Britzy, why could
you bring.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Us the box?
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Ye?
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Remember to bring a six pack? What you're drinking months?
Remember what you just buy it for me?
Speaker 4 (24:44):
At my bride was shower like my mom and dad
bless hosted at their house because we were living in
New Zealand. So I went back to see him for
my bride was shower and I said to them, oh,
like can I help in anyone?
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Like nah ta?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
We got so much alcohol, was so ready to go.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
It was like amazing, mate, all my friends these are
like twenty year old girls.
Speaker 6 (25:03):
Right.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
We had finished the whole alcohol were running really low
within an hour and my dag go fuck this and
starts putting water in the drinks.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
And I realized he made me drinking.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
He goes, yeah, and he made me in aprol sprints
and I saw him go to the tap and filling
out with water, not even mineral water.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
I said, what are you doing? Shut up, you won't
even noticed just drink. I said, you're not saving that
to people, are you. He goes, he fucking an said anything.
Oh my god, Oh I love it.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
That's a that's the culture difference. Like you said, there's a.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Culture is a cheap thing.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
Don't don't bring all Italians down with the Lombardies.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
It's just a cheap thing.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
That's hilarious.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Well, speaking of speaking of drinking and stuff, that was
actually kind of the first thing that brought me and
your mum together. I would say this one Christmas where
we shared a beautiful moment together drinking, and things just
escalated from there.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
But I'll never forget.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
I think what cemented our relationship between me and your
mom is there was one Christmas, very early days of
us dating, probably.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Like the first Christmas was the second Christmas.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
And we were all vibing in your garage because that's
where we used to have drink ups in your house
in the garage. Why why did we do that because
you guys had a mad living room upstairs.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
The living room. What if people want to go to
sleep upstairs?
Speaker 2 (26:34):
What if people want to go to sleep upstairs and
you can on the living room, how they going to sleep?
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Your first thing is, let's go to the garage.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Yeah, big space music. We like to dance.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yeah, yeah, true.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
And so we were all down there and slowly, one
by one, which is so rare for your family, people
started dropping off, all the boys who normally are the
ones that go for days for Christmas because it's the
only time you guys are off with each other, are
not working, and for some reason, everyone one by one
wasn't in the mood to drink.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
And you early, too early. Because the lovel we cook
all day, we're tired. Yeah, that's why.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
See us swim and we just kicked our legs up
ate the lovel. Let's get on at gals.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
For those that don't know what a lovel is, do
you want to explain it?
Speaker 3 (27:26):
For yes, the lovel is how we cook food under
the ground in Fiji. That's how it is. Yeah, that's so.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
For example, to the multi people, it's honey, yeah, you know.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Or the time when people they call it.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Right, yes, yeah, And can I just say it's one
of my highlights of Christmases with your family because beautiful,
beautiful tasting food. So yeah, that will that makes sense
because you guys were digging up someone else's yukies.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Renting, so hopefully that landlord's gone over that.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
He's probably still using it.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
He would come like, gun, who the fuck's doug this?
So yeah, ever, I started dropping off like flys and
me and your mom we.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Were just we were just.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Having a good time, and then you had the ships
for some reason because I was like, well, stay down.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Here, because you kept saying we're gonna go better, We're
gonna go bed. So this is the.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
First time ever that I actually want to stay up
past you do not kill my vibe.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
You want to go to bed, go to bed, and
you did.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
You you choffed off And I said to your mom,
I not fucking following him.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
I don't know what's up his ass. And she says, yeah,
you stay, you stay. So we stayed.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
And that was at the point where I thought, yeah,
I can keep up. I can keep up with this
Fijian woman.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
And the thing about my mother, now she doesn't drink
as much I should. She doesn't drink in a while.
She's more carva now. Yeah, but mate, your mum could
throw them back than you.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
And she holds it so well. She doesn't even show
so of getting drunk.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
It's like it's to tipsy and laughing and just stays
there though.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
And then she likes when as.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
On yeah, which abba was getting flogged that night, mate,
And I took it upon myself and said, well, if
I'm drinking with Lizzy, I'm putting on a bloody show
for her. And I was dancing to dance in Queen
Bullet Vou what's that one we were singing to.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
The other day. I love that one. Lay all your
love on me. I was doing high kicks for her
the split. She was loving it. And then there's nothing
worse in.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
Life where you hit that point when you're drinking and
you sit down and then it suddenly all catches up
to you.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
And I was looking at her and suddenly there was
one from being one mom to two months.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Shot.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Yeah, she was.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
She was giving everything to me, vodka we call moscato, mosquitoes, mosquitoes, shots, everything,
And I'm just having exactly what she's having.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
And every time I'll be like, oh no, no, I'm
all good. I want you to have it.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
My mom can drink.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Yeah, and then a few years ago now, but yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
It got to about three thirty four am, and I
was like to her, Okay, I think I'm gonna go
to bed.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
I'm gonna go.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
And she was like, no, you're not, stay still having
so much while I was like, I can't.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
I need to go to bed.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
So I walked upstairs, I got into bed, and next
you were fast asleep, and I remember just the world
spinning around me.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
That's the worst ceiling ever. And then I was like
trying to wake yoga mass mass musk. You're like what.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
I was like, I don't feel well, I don't care,
shut up, go to sleep.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
And I was like I'm going to vomit. You're like,
we'll go to the bar through there. So I stumbled
to the.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
Bathroom and I put my head like in the toilet
and I just started crying and screaming.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
If I was screaming, I thought I was dying.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Walk out and I see your hair everywhere and he
hugging away in the dinner toilet and then I walk
over to you and I say, huh, yeah, you.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Want to drink with the feeds. Your woman drink now.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
I don't no thet.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
You're crying And I said, that's what she was.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Crying, this little white bitch cry because you can't keep
up with the Fiji.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
I said, that's what you get and I went back
to bed. I left you there, you left me.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
There, and I was like so angry. I was like,
what do you want me to do for it? For you?
Speaker 4 (31:23):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (31:23):
I remember the next I was like, to your mom,
I can never do that again.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
That's a great story.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
And she was like, what do you mean? She was like,
you see class night, class night. I was going to
have to be hospital.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
I couldn't. The amble was too loud.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
I know you're still living to dance in Queen downstairs
going what a great Christmas? This was so yeah, So
I don't think you should have been embarrassed.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
What's all worked out now? All for the good?
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Well, I know I've asked you earlier on in this episode,
but now that we've come to the end of it,
I just want to ask you again.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
How you feeling like a super start amazing? Like what
do you think you look amazing?
Speaker 4 (32:05):
No, I don't stop doing well, you know, yeah, I
feel like shit. I look like shit. I feel sorry
for anyone who listens to this episode because that was shit.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
It wasn't you know. You're very negative when you're sick.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Yeah, I am. The world's against me.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
Someone someone goes on maternity leave one of those bitches.
They goes, oh, why are you going on maternity to
leave so early? Guys, well, staff here, I'm gonna jink,
so make go sick.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Thanks.
Speaker 4 (32:39):
Well, then, I believe in that in the Italian culture
we have this thing called the coldnal and that's like
the evil eye.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Someone's put that on me.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
They haven't, you know, I've had enough of your coughing
and winging. So I think that's wrapped for us today.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
But funny because we actually live together. So just because
this episode's rapping doesn't mean you're getting any further away
from me. That job starts now because I'm not cooking.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
To drag you in here just to get on the way,
which is fine. I understand that. And like I said
earlier on in this episode, it's actually been quite quieter
and has been quite for me, a lot of serenity,
so which has been good.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
You want the volume to come out.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
They ain't come out, It will come up. Ain't coming nowhere.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
If dinner's not sorted in the next half hour, you'll
go fuck. When did an opera singer move into the house.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Oh that's all right for today me.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
It's an apologies for me this week. Sorry fames.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Pray for me. Pray for today.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Prayer for me.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Pray for me, Pray for me.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
We're done.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Bye, cheer really
This is an iHeart Radio New Zealand podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Now, before we start today, I just want to inform
the listeners at she's not feeling the best today. She's
been a bit sick in the last couple of days,
and obviously being sick being pregnant, going and get a
shot in your.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Arm is not good. Cooping cough shot, hooping cough shot.
So how are you feeling today?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Like ship, how do I sound amazing?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
You look beautiful? No, don't, thanks you do.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
It's because I maybe you should see me not trying.
It's because I had to try. This is as good
as it's getdy. Imagine if I didn't try, look like
a zombie in WR Mom facetied me early this morning.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I entered the phone.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Jesus, Yeah, when is she not honest? I know?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
And then she hates it when we're honest to her,
m and you.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Reckon it's moms, get used to it. I'm gonna be
like that.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Soon, walking around spraying the girls to clean their room
and you don't even clean our room.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Then what are you going to do if they go
to you? But Mom, your bed isn't made.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I said, don't ask questions, No, what was that?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
My mom always used to say something, But I'm an adult,
so I've done all like she every time you try
and back into she goes, but I'm the adult, I'm
the parent.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Yeah, but I feel like that's what I'll say.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I'm the parent.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah, but I feel like if we're the parent, we're
certain an.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Example, right, or another thing Mom used to say because
I'm like, oh, she should be like brush your hair, Oh,
but Luke doesn't have to brush his hair.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Or if Luke jumped off a cliff, would you jump
off a cloth?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Always say that, So I'm going to say that. If
they're like, but Mom, you haven't clean jewelroom, or if
I jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff,
I'll say that.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
You can't say that to No, you actually can't say
that anymore. Yeah, you can't.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I don't forget that a lot.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Oh your mom said that to you too, just people,
Oh yeah, random people.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
So if he did that, would you do that? Yeah?
Shut up?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Yeah, you don't know what I do. You don't know
what I'm thinking. If he stabbed you, what I stabbed you? Yeah,
I'm thinking about doing it right now. That's what I'm
going to say to whoever says it.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Again, honestly, like maybe we're not here to get a
doctor phil in sight.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
All right, let me just do me and if I
want to do it, let me do it. Don't try
to say, oh, but if he does this, are you
going to do that? If you just just shut up? Yeah,
how about that?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
That's like you know now, obviously I'm sick. Yeah, and people, Oh,
but have you taken europhone?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Psych?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Can't take it when you're pregnant? Have you had lemsip?
Psych can't take.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
It when you're pregnant?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Oh? Have you have you had bloody ginger shots? Can't
have too much ginger when you're pregnant. So try me,
fucking try me, because whatever I can have, I've tried
and it doesn't work. I'm onto my third leader of
bone broth in the past, like four days?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Does that help?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Do?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I look good?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
You don't look too bad.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
You're being nice.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I'm just being nice. I'm being honest.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Makeup on the one thing about you being sick, and
I wish I was I had your sickness at the minute,
because I'm fine.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I reckon, I just I'll bump it off.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Anything because again you can take limbsp neuro fine, do
all that is.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
You know, you're a bit more quiet around the house,
which is good. It's good for me, Like I don't
have to You're not screaming. If anyone watches Seinfeld.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
That's out.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
That's mine and Tay's favorite show, right, George Costanza and
his family, George's mother, that's Tay. That's taste screaming, that's
just a mass. So it's been good the last couple
of days, you know, to just be serenity.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Now, I'm so glad that someone's benefit from my sickness.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Happy about that.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
And I have to say as well, mate, every day
you're growing in size like crazy.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Yeah I am, it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
I feel like I am.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I'll be bloody scared if we go to the next
skin and they go, oh yeah, no they haven't grown.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
All somethings grow.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Well yeah, Well, I feel like people need to understand.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Like we've seen the doctor last week obstratation and he said,
from next week on or from this week on, this
week on, you know you'll be growing double the rate.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
So he said to you, the way you start feeling now,
like the symptoms you start getting now is what a
female would get with one baby at thirty six weeks.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Pre yeah, which is pretty much full term.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
And I'm like, bro, and I say what he was
bloody bang on because I can't imagine how bad I'm
going to feel even just this strong next week.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yeah, because you're a strong woman.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
But I've seen you getting up stretched on the Yeah,
you know, getting up you can't get comfortable, You're swimming
around the couch on the GENA.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Can you give me a back rub?
Speaker 4 (05:09):
And you're like yep, And it dwindles away after a
minute thirty. So I'm not a profession I don't care
about anything's better than duffy, So I'd like to aim
for that at least ten minute mark. I love how
you started. Then it's like and then you'll change the
channel or something.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
This is the type version. I know what you're doing.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Come my elbows cooked?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
No, No, you're in your off season. That's fine.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
I can't hold it there for long enough. Sure, how's
your week been, though? She is even last week?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Well, you said this week, this week's been her ended?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
The week that's going to come to this week? Has
it been?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I don't know. Boring crab. I was sick last week.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Too, Willa is that when it started?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah? How was your week?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
It was great?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I just wanted to mention we went away of us boys,
went away on a trip, had heaps of fun.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
That's so nice as well. I was dying in Auckland.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
You weren't dying, all right? Put your head in when
I got Yeah, but when I got back, that's when
it hit your hard. So lucky. I came back early, lucky,
and I wanted to say, have you ever been to
We went to this place anyway wherever we went?
Speaker 3 (06:20):
But have you ever been to a club where you
put headphones on?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
A nightclub?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Like a silent disco? Yeah, you've been when I was
like sixteen? Are they still going?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
I never knew that, Yeah no, but I never knew
it was such a thing.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah, did you go to one?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
We went to one? Why, no, want to try it?
So we went? Yeah, may walk in. I decide, I'm
my god, this is gone, you know.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Put it on and it has three different stations and
there's a there's a button on the side of the
headphone and you can change one, two, three, and it's
all different music. Ones like duff, like we're gabbering everywhere,
and then the second ones like is R and B
and the last one is like rock music and.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Stuff, right covering all bases.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I lasted fifteen minutes and walked out, Oh really, yeah,
I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
What about it? Did you hate the most?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I don't like that if I want to have a
conversation with you after take one head phone off, take
one of your headphones off, just to say something, and
even if it's just one thing, or do you want
to drink back on?
Speaker 3 (07:21):
I know, how annoying.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Who are you asking if they wanted to drink?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
The boys? Here we go?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
And how buzzy is it when you do take the
headphone off and it's just silence.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah, like it's gross.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
And everyone's like singing loud, screaming. And then I just said, look,
this isn't this isn't what mis wants to do, not
in here anyway.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Now I'm enjoying myself with the boys here in there.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah you do, that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
But then I just said to the boys, I can't
do this week. And fifteen minutes in I took it off.
I turned it off, and I said, mate, I'm going,
Yeah in the garden care, you can come if he's coming.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Did they follow?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Half an hour later. They lasted forty five minutes. Oh
well I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
And is there a DJ or it's just a CD.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
It must be just a CD that they and you
choose the station. If I want to listen to headphones,
I stayed at home.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Literally, if you wanted Spotify on, yeah, you just stayed home.
How much was the entry not for free?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Yeah, well there you go.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
What a stupid idea. Well, you guys will and I
get headaches when I like that. Yeah, I don't even
listen to the headphones.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Not a very good place to meet people.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Like, if you were single and you wanted to be,
you couldn't because that's a huge communication barrier.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Literally.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
But anyway, that was my few days nice and it
was a great trip, cut it shore, came home.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
And then my wife was just my poor thing, she's
seen better days. Put it that way.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Yeah, I bet you were riding high from from your
trip with the boys, like I love life, Life's amazing,
live life, love, fluff love, And then you come home
and I'm like, get you like me gee hair all messy,
nose all blocked, literally, stomach touching my toes.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
I can't believe touch. I can't believe the stomach.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Yeah, I know, get used to it.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
I don't know know how the bounce back is going
to go either, post babies. Oh, every run like the
bounce back like when you lose all the weight.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Yeah, you'll be fine. I think you'd be fine.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
We'll see famous last words from who?
Speaker 5 (09:39):
Huh, famous last words from who? No, we'll see I mean,
but who said the famous last word? Your famous last words?
Just so, I think last night when I was sleeping.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Because I can't like breathe through my nose because it's blocked,
I just sleep with my mouth wide open last night
and I woke up literally in a pool of dribbles.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Horrendous.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
And I actually think my ears blocked because there's dribble
stuck in there.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
That's a real story. That's a true story.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I want the listeners trying to stand what I put
up with. I'm not making I don't care my complaining.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
It's okay, but it sounds like you are when you
say things like that.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I already sleep with I sleep with like the ear pods. Yeah,
block out the noise because they already snored a little bit. Yeah,
last night I had the ear pods in mate, and
I could still hear to the point when you go,
that's a nudge, a.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Nudge, he yelled, and he scared the ship out of me. Listen,
what what is someone in the house?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
You snooring someone?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Someone's under our bed with a muffler, muffler next to
my ears.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Well, anyways, before you left, he littlepline strip on you
fucking getaway. A huge moment in this household happened What happened,
and it was incredible and I wish there were security
cameras to capture the footage because this has got to
be one of the proudest moments as a mom to
Louis that's ever happened. So I'll explain. I'll set the scene.
(11:31):
I was in one toilet, you were in another toilet.
Normally our boughs don't sink up, but this, yeah, this
is miraculous toilet.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
And I was in the main bar.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Yeah, we must have just had a coffee or something.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
We're both doing a ship.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
I think I just.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Let them know. Cut to the chase.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Sorry, don't sit here, And our bows must have sicked up.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
That's pretty clean.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Some people just want to hear it. They just want
to go bag all right, we're doing a ship.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Carry on my.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Okay what Marssela said. So you're in one, I'm in
the other. You did you went first though, And then
I've gone and sat in the toilet and I've done
my business. You know, a bit of TikTok scrolling whatever
you are on your phone as well. You are shut up.
I hear calf freaking videos and stuff. The Volkswagen Golf
(12:25):
are doing fringings your owned one hundred meters.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I know what you're up to in there.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
And I've sat down and I've gone to finish up,
and I go, oh my god, I've got a toilet paper,
and love your that. Marcella, where are you? And you go,
I'm in the toilet too, and I'm like, oh my god,
I've got a toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
You're probably wondering how, but we we always leave the
bathroom door open, and your house.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Always and and I was like, well, crap, I'm not
gonna you need a toilet paper, and like in our house,
there's no way we won't.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
We're not need toilet paper.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
So it's not like I'm gonna get off this toilet
seat and just walk to toilet paper.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
You can't.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
I've done it before, have you on that car? No?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Here, I'm not in here. We ran out of toilet paper.
I imagine like you've just done a ship and you
look around. Holy no toilet paper. I've had a squat walk.
Imagine if a little droplets fell on the ground. I'm
lucky how to hold it. But obviously I've pushed everything out.
I'm not walking around with half a turtle that ca
hanging out. Okay, Anyways, I've had to squat walk out
(13:36):
of the bathroom, go to the cup and grab toilet
paper and come back.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
I've done it.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Please anyone home? No, Yeah, we'll see.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Yeah, I've done it.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
Yeah, well I haven't, and I'm not about to because
I don't mind like I troop before or something, and.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
I'd be like a turtle on my hunchback. Well, this
is reality.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
It was to walk out the broom. I finished my
could hear we say we did have business with the
doors closed? And I finished, and I've walked out, and.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
I've just seen tail it on her back ship on
the floor of the carpet ship everywhere, who is probably
sniffing it.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Oh my god, I'm crying. AnyWho, Thank god that didn't
have it. Back to the story. So I've gone, what
am I going to do here? I've got a musselo
and you go, wake Taylor. I've got an idea. I've
got plenty of door bapery. And I said, yeah, cool.
You call Louis. Louis was in our bedroom. You call
(14:41):
louiset dog, and you go, Louis, take this to mummy.
And you tied toilet paper around his neck. Louis didn't
have a collar, not like you tied it around the collar.
That's an easy win. No, we were We were up
against the freaking most So you've tied toilet paper around
(15:01):
his neck too.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Yeah, it was a lot. And you go, Louis, where's mummy.
Where's mummy? Go to mummy?
Speaker 4 (15:09):
And he went and then stumbled a bit came back
to you because I heard you say it a few times.
And I'm on the toilet and out of nowhere, my
little hero shows up with toilet paper wrapped around his neck.
And he comes in so proud, and I go.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Good, the toilet paper.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
That's great. That's a true story.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
And I imagine if we had the footage of that.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
So imagine if you didn't. Imagine if you.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Didn't, he'll be sitting on the toilet.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Have you ever not finished?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I mean I finished, no toilet paper stuff that I'll
just have a shower.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
I didn't like. Man, what do you mean? I'm not
into this chat?
Speaker 3 (15:58):
But that happened to you.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Has But you're the.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
First person to say I've always got skid marks on
my aunties.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Me, don't you say that to me?
Speaker 3 (16:09):
It isn't my brother your brother?
Speaker 4 (16:11):
My brother reckons, I'm always skid marks girl.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
And say, why need my aunties?
Speaker 3 (16:20):
You seagut, I've never seen.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
My God, I'm gonna wet myself, gonna actually piss myself.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
What's Luca looking at your andies? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
My mom always questions him, saying, when would you have
ever seen her aunties? Luke? And we have this basket
called the robber Spoker basket, which in Italian is like
dirty washing, and he reckons, he's seen my aunties in
their words, with skin.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
That's what I mean.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Just dumb your aunties and walk away, Luke. You're not
doing the washy and hang on.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
He can't talk either. No, he always flashing his eyes
at us.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
No, he's the guy. He's the guy. I don't even
know if this is weird or not. He's the guy
that he does his business, stands up, turns to face
what he's just produced, then wipes looking at his face.
And none of us knew he did this until one
(17:16):
Christmas when his wife Chloe brought it up and said, right,
which one of yous did he learn this off? And
we've gone what and she's explained it, We've gone none
of us do that, So I don't know how he
does that. Yeah, I feel more sick than when I
started the episode.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Yeah, I feel sorphy coming get comfortable.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
No, not because of me, because of his chat.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Listen, and this is what I always say, right, what
we talk about is what people don't want to talk
about behind closed doors, or maybe they do talk about
it behind closed doors, or if they don't, it's.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
What they're thinking, right, but they're just too scared to
say it.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
So guess what, Maybe there's a reason why these things
shouldn't be talked about because no one wants to hear this.
So me and your mom shout out Tolitiana ten years on.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
We're quite close.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
I assume we're gonna get even closer as I embark
on this motherhood journey. I'll definitely be preaching to her, going, hey,
how do I do this?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Say how do I do that?
Speaker 4 (18:29):
She's already given a few tips on stuff to do,
like hot chocolate she recommended to me the other day,
which I was happy to adapt.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Love a bit of hot chocolate and stuff to eat.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
She's very caring when she's been saying to you to
rub coconut all on my belly, make sure I don't
sleep on my black.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Back, sorry on your black.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Anywhay.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
So, yeah, she's one with a degree.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Yeah, but.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
In arts it's not very good. It's not it's no
Mar's degree. Anyone could do an arts degree again, enrolled tomorrow.
But yeah, so we're quite close. But I could only
imagine that you would have been a bit hesitant to
introduce me to her ten years ago. I would have
(19:25):
been Yeah, eighteen, I was eighteen at the time, Platinum
belond T hair peak of my cheerleading Cree.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Didn't even know if you were the one. I was
just testing you out for that week. I'm kidding. I
loved you were you nervous.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah, I was only because of different cultures. That's probably
why you know, you've.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Never been with an Italian before?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
No, really, so it was first time, first time.
Speaker 6 (19:53):
I don't believe that so can we, And so that's
why it was. It was hard for me to I
don't know, it's like air reaction to you.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
Yeah, because that's that's nice mass You hold your mom's
opinion to the top tier. So I could, like, if
she didn't like me, that would have been in it, right,
that's a steel breaker.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yeah, And let's be honest. Back then, like the hair
was a no, you know, what do you mean? The blonde,
the platinum blonde. It was like it wasn't done nicely,
Like you just went down the road and someone just
what I did, got blonde pain and pain.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
I did you just go down the roade? The hair
dress ut was literally on the street I lived.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
I know, but it looked like they just did a
cheap job.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
Well they did because I was eighteen at UNI with
no income except for cheerleading once a week. So can
we do this the cheapest way possible? They said, roote
die and they literally just get your hair and paint.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
It is that bad. Yeah, Oh my god, my sistering
little Cololie right now would be cringing.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
And the hair salon I used to go to you
back then, they used to fasten the process and put
a heat.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
How much would that cost back then?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Like two hundred dollars every six weeks.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
That's expensive as it is.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
It's actually not much that now.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
So how much will it cost together done the proper
way then back play?
Speaker 4 (21:11):
Like four hundred back then? Yeah, full head of highlights.
Because I noticed the hou I was like, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
No one liked it. My mom hated it. My mom
was like, honey, you are not an actual blonde. You're
not pulling this.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Look he's laughing now, Sue, And back to blonde.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Do you like it now?
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Well, I'm actually thinking of going for now after seeing
old photos. Fair enough, No, you may just say no,
you look really good.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
What do you want me to say that? I just
do jumping my body and you, honestly, you.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Should go blonde.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
You would actually look so good blonde.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
My dad will be rolling in his grave you see
me go blonde. That's what he would do. I'm not
doing it.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
You've done much worse since than go blonde.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
That's to him, that's worse.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Really came Ontie, I see you watching over us, But
so yeah, I get that and I completely agree with my.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
No.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
I was gonna say, I my mom didn't like your date.
You as full of shit.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
I just blocked her out back then, Sorry, mom, because
I remember at the start when when I got the
cheerleading job. She said, Taylor, I swear to God you
can do this, but if you bring a footballer home,
you're done.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
You're out of the house. You're getting kicked out.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
I said her, Mom, I'm not even doing it for
the footballer is six months later, Mom, meet my solo.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
That's funny, and she goes to you, if you bring
one home, I'll kick you out. Yeah McMahon, I'm sleeping
there as well.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
I'm on the one getting kicked out, not you. So yeah,
I get that.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
So what was what was the first impressions when when
you introduced me to your mom?
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:46):
She was she liked you, but I think the way Yeah,
she did in conversations like me like it. She's like me,
like she wants to get to know someone, like she
wants to get to know the person. What you do
where she who's her family. You know how it all works.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Yeah, your family would have been the same with me.
And it's just that's the way it is.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
I remember, like my parents when they lept you on.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
Twenty first culture shop and saw your family in action.
Like so it's so different like with Italians. When we
drink like a big night for my dad, he's like
sitting in the backyard having a few quiet bees, he says,
or red wine, like like I've had red wine my
whole life pretty much. It's like it's not even alcohol
really to Italians.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
And mind you, my mom and dad, I don't know
if this is a cheap thing or an Italian thing.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
They mix it with water, they mix it with water.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
They put half of red wine half with water, and
it's like a goon sack in the fridge.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
And I remember when I was growing up and I
was started drinking it.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
So when I first came, I thought it was cordial.
I thought of the had it and I said, and
they put water. I said, oh, what's going on? And
can I get some wine? Wine? It's holy water?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
And my dad will put an eyes keeping the sh
what is going on?
Speaker 4 (24:07):
What is this? The fridges in cold and then I
remember they came to your twenty first and like it
was a party.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Obviously there seems to people there, but.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
My twenty first it was al but twenty fifth as well.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah right, I always forget that niche te.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Don't disrespect my brother.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
All his friends were there too, and my parents were
just like holy crap because there was just cases everywhere
in the backyard.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Like when my parents do like a party at home,
it's just like a bit of apparols, Britzy, why could
you bring.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Us the box?
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Ye?
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Remember to bring a six pack? What you're drinking months?
Remember what you just buy it for me?
Speaker 4 (24:44):
At my bride was shower like my mom and dad
bless hosted at their house because we were living in
New Zealand. So I went back to see him for
my bride was shower and I said to them, oh,
like can I help in anyone?
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Like nah ta?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
We got so much alcohol, was so ready to go.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
It was like amazing, mate, all my friends these are
like twenty year old girls.
Speaker 6 (25:03):
Right.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
We had finished the whole alcohol were running really low
within an hour and my dag go fuck this and
starts putting water in the drinks.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
And I realized he made me drinking.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
He goes, yeah, and he made me in aprol sprints
and I saw him go to the tap and filling
out with water, not even mineral water.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
I said, what are you doing? Shut up, you won't
even noticed just drink. I said, you're not saving that
to people, are you. He goes, he fucking an said anything.
Oh my god, Oh I love it.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
That's a that's the culture difference. Like you said, there's a.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Culture is a cheap thing.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
Don't don't bring all Italians down with the Lombardies.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
It's just a cheap thing.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
That's hilarious.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Well, speaking of speaking of drinking and stuff, that was
actually kind of the first thing that brought me and
your mum together. I would say this one Christmas where
we shared a beautiful moment together drinking, and things just
escalated from there.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
But I'll never forget.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
I think what cemented our relationship between me and your
mom is there was one Christmas, very early days of
us dating, probably.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Like the first Christmas was the second Christmas.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
And we were all vibing in your garage because that's
where we used to have drink ups in your house
in the garage. Why why did we do that because
you guys had a mad living room upstairs.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
The living room. What if people want to go to
sleep upstairs?
Speaker 2 (26:34):
What if people want to go to sleep upstairs and
you can on the living room, how they going to sleep?
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Your first thing is, let's go to the garage.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Yeah, big space music. We like to dance.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yeah, yeah, true.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
And so we were all down there and slowly, one
by one, which is so rare for your family, people
started dropping off, all the boys who normally are the
ones that go for days for Christmas because it's the
only time you guys are off with each other, are
not working, and for some reason, everyone one by one
wasn't in the mood to drink.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
And you early, too early. Because the lovel we cook
all day, we're tired. Yeah, that's why.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
See us swim and we just kicked our legs up
ate the lovel. Let's get on at gals.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
For those that don't know what a lovel is, do
you want to explain it?
Speaker 3 (27:26):
For yes, the lovel is how we cook food under
the ground in Fiji. That's how it is. Yeah, that's so.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
For example, to the multi people, it's honey, yeah, you know.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Or the time when people they call it.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Right, yes, yeah, And can I just say it's one
of my highlights of Christmases with your family because beautiful,
beautiful tasting food. So yeah, that will that makes sense
because you guys were digging up someone else's yukies.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Renting, so hopefully that landlord's gone over that.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
He's probably still using it.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
He would come like, gun, who the fuck's doug this?
So yeah, ever, I started dropping off like flys and
me and your mom we.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Were just we were just.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Having a good time, and then you had the ships
for some reason because I was like, well, stay down.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Here, because you kept saying we're gonna go better, We're
gonna go bed. So this is the.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
First time ever that I actually want to stay up
past you do not kill my vibe.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
You want to go to bed, go to bed, and
you did.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
You you choffed off And I said to your mom,
I not fucking following him.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
I don't know what's up his ass. And she says, yeah,
you stay, you stay. So we stayed.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
And that was at the point where I thought, yeah,
I can keep up. I can keep up with this
Fijian woman.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
And the thing about my mother, now she doesn't drink
as much I should. She doesn't drink in a while.
She's more carva now. Yeah, but mate, your mum could
throw them back than you.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
And she holds it so well. She doesn't even show
so of getting drunk.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
It's like it's to tipsy and laughing and just stays
there though.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
And then she likes when as.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
On yeah, which abba was getting flogged that night, mate,
And I took it upon myself and said, well, if
I'm drinking with Lizzy, I'm putting on a bloody show
for her. And I was dancing to dance in Queen
Bullet Vou what's that one we were singing to.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
The other day. I love that one. Lay all your
love on me. I was doing high kicks for her
the split. She was loving it. And then there's nothing
worse in.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
Life where you hit that point when you're drinking and
you sit down and then it suddenly all catches up
to you.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
And I was looking at her and suddenly there was
one from being one mom to two months.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Shot.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Yeah, she was.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
She was giving everything to me, vodka we call moscato, mosquitoes, mosquitoes, shots, everything,
And I'm just having exactly what she's having.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
And every time I'll be like, oh no, no, I'm
all good. I want you to have it.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
My mom can drink.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Yeah, and then a few years ago now, but yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
It got to about three thirty four am, and I
was like to her, Okay, I think I'm gonna go
to bed.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
I'm gonna go.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
And she was like, no, you're not, stay still having
so much while I was like, I can't.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
I need to go to bed.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
So I walked upstairs, I got into bed, and next
you were fast asleep, and I remember just the world
spinning around me.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
That's the worst ceiling ever. And then I was like
trying to wake yoga mass mass musk. You're like what.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
I was like, I don't feel well, I don't care,
shut up, go to sleep.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
And I was like I'm going to vomit. You're like,
we'll go to the bar through there. So I stumbled
to the.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
Bathroom and I put my head like in the toilet
and I just started crying and screaming.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
If I was screaming, I thought I was dying.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Walk out and I see your hair everywhere and he
hugging away in the dinner toilet and then I walk
over to you and I say, huh, yeah, you.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Want to drink with the feeds. Your woman drink now.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
I don't no thet.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
You're crying And I said, that's what she was.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Crying, this little white bitch cry because you can't keep
up with the Fiji.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
I said, that's what you get and I went back
to bed. I left you there, you left me.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
There, and I was like so angry. I was like,
what do you want me to do for it? For you?
Speaker 4 (31:23):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (31:23):
I remember the next I was like, to your mom,
I can never do that again.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
That's a great story.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
And she was like, what do you mean? She was like,
you see class night, class night. I was going to
have to be hospital.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
I couldn't. The amble was too loud.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
I know you're still living to dance in Queen downstairs
going what a great Christmas? This was so yeah, So
I don't think you should have been embarrassed.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
What's all worked out now? All for the good?
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Well, I know I've asked you earlier on in this episode,
but now that we've come to the end of it,
I just want to ask you again.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
How you feeling like a super start amazing? Like what
do you think you look amazing?
Speaker 4 (32:05):
No, I don't stop doing well, you know, yeah, I
feel like shit. I look like shit. I feel sorry
for anyone who listens to this episode because that was shit.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
It wasn't you know. You're very negative when you're sick.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Yeah, I am. The world's against me.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
Someone someone goes on maternity leave one of those bitches.
They goes, oh, why are you going on maternity to
leave so early? Guys, well, staff here, I'm gonna jink,
so make go sick.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Thanks.
Speaker 4 (32:39):
Well, then, I believe in that in the Italian culture
we have this thing called the coldnal and that's like
the evil eye.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Someone's put that on me.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
They haven't, you know, I've had enough of your coughing
and winging. So I think that's wrapped for us today.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
But funny because we actually live together. So just because
this episode's rapping doesn't mean you're getting any further away
from me. That job starts now because I'm not cooking.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
To drag you in here just to get on the way,
which is fine. I understand that. And like I said
earlier on in this episode, it's actually been quite quieter
and has been quite for me, a lot of serenity,
so which has been good.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
You want the volume to come out.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
They ain't come out, It will come up. Ain't coming nowhere.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
If dinner's not sorted in the next half hour, you'll
go fuck. When did an opera singer move into the house.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Oh that's all right for today me.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
It's an apologies for me this week. Sorry fames.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Pray for me. Pray for today.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Prayer for me.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Pray for me, Pray for me.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
We're done.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Bye, cheer really
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