December 4, 2024 • 39 mins
Macelos starts of the show asking if Tayla will be a scrapbook mother for the twins, then Tayla spends the weekend with her parents and the security cameras are there so we can hear how it all went down and Tayla give's her honest opinions of the famous Kiwi mince and cheese pie and lets just say it's honest maybe too honest.
About The Hosts:
Tayla Montoya is an ex-cheerleader, and current radio producer for Jono and Ben on The Hits. Her roots are from a large Italian Australian family, with all the passion and fire that comes with that.
Most importantly, she is like that friend at the BBQ that is constantly surprising the group with a new questionable take, internet-based obsession or just something to annoy her husband.
Marcelo Montoya is a Fijian Australian professional rugby league player and brings insight into what it actually means to be a professional sportsman. He is a little bit bogan, and a whole lot of a perfectionist. He strives for everything in his life to be cantered and deliberate so he can perform at the highest level, while contending with his wife’s need to try and throw him off balance.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is an iHeart Radio New Zealand podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Mate, we're back again, back again, We're back again.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Have you been enjoying this like you the podcast?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Have you? Yeah? I think it's good.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
That's good.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Because you clear a lot of our issues in here.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yeah, you know what, there's not been one instance where
it's got hot and heavy and here heated and it's
carried out in the outside world.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Never we shake it off one hundred.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
That's the way it should work. Anyway.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah, then you think, Yeah, I've been thinking about something.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
So you think do I think a lot? So do you?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Anyway, I've been thinking lately, and as it gets close,
I was thinking, you know, when I made my debut
at the Bulldogs in twenty seventeen, you made me a
scrap book of.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yes, you made me a scrap book of.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
From my debut, every single game, all my stats, photos
of the game, yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Right up to the game, articles of the game.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
And that carried into the World Cup World Cup.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
So it was my whole first year and I thought
it was pretty special. And I obviously have that book.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I take it.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Where is it?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
It's in my wardrobe?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Is it New Zealand?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yes, so I've got to hit with me.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I take it everywhere, and sometimes I think, you know,
when I'm going for a tough time or a tough patch.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
I read through that and it's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Do you actually it's gone lovely?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
So I wanted to ask you the question, do you
think do you want to do that for the.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Girls, like a scrapbook of their big milestones, maybe every birthday.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
I was twenty when I made that food and had
a lot more time on my.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Head back then. Mate, If I have.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Two seconds to myself in between nursing and crying and
all that stuff, I think I should prioritize washing my
hair and making a scrap book. No, there are like
baby books you can buy and it's like my first Pooh,
(02:32):
Well they have milestones. I don't think Pooh's a milestone
like my first tooth, my first I don't know that's cool,
but I'd have to make two as well.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
They want to be one of those one of those dads,
now what it goes and buys a camera and just
takes photos.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I think I want to do it.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
We should buy a camera. Yeah, we should buy I
think it's.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
A good idea capture everything. I'll take photos of you
not delivering the girls, but just like the.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Leader, Stone need photography for.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
The lead up of us in the hospital and then
yeah you know if you holding them.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Yeah, it'd be nice to get a heads up and
when I'll be injuiced so I can get my eyelashes
done and stuff so I look good in those photos.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
No one cares, poor thing going to be ripped open.
Just just sit there and cop it, you know, as
it is.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Yeah, we definitely still have the opinion, just me and
you're in the delivery room.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Now that we're in Sydney, well just you know, I
think might have been a few weeks ago, like whenever
we we played that audio with your parents of us
revealing to your grandparents and we're coming back home.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
That was torture.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Yeah, oh no, No, they definitely know where near me.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
I need weeks before I reveal the babies to them
because my no nor he's a savage.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
He won't lie.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
First of all, the names. Once he knows the names,
I'm sure he'll find something he doesn't like about either
of them. Yes, Second of all, there's something wrong with them.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
He's going to say something that's good.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
He's straightforward, straight up Yeah, that's what the girls would
need in their life. So it's good.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I'll be holding off that soft launch for a while.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
See, you don't want to make the girls scrap books?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
That's that I don't want to. I just don't think
i'll have time.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
What about photo albums?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Yeah, photo albums is cool. Take a photo, develop it,
put it in.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah, we did go through a lot of detail from
my one, so maybe that's all.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yeah, it was huge.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
That's took like six months to make obviously, and as well,
I did that on the job. I worked at a
place that had a great printer and a lot of downtime,
so I got paid to make that book.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Really.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Yeah, I'm not going to name the workplace, but obviously
because I was meant to be working.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
But yeah, so I.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Did a lot of that in work time, which is great.
And that's my biggest advice to people. You don't have
to do nine to five for a job, do like
nine till twelve and then have the afternoon to yourself
in the office because they get.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Enough out of you. What made you want to make that?
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Well, I think day booing for an and our role
team is huge. What are the stats like two percent
of there's a stat you told me all the time,
and I'm like, that's.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I think it's changing now, right, But what was it
back then?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I think it was like something like one percent from
your Harrold Matt's.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Team makes it into the NRL.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
So Harold Matts For people that don't know, it's like
the first kind of stepping stone, you know, to becoming.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
A semi professional athlete. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
So it's like you're fifteen, you've got to get you
do all these trials and once you get picked, then
you play Harold Matthews. Then you yeogled Howard Matthews year up,
then you play another year Howard Matthews and the that's
HD ball. But it's not it's not like it's not
like primary school. You got like, yeah, consecutively one. Yeah,
it's not like a natural progression you're going to earn
(06:03):
your stripe.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Yeah, yeah, it's not.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
It's not easy.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
It's tough, but it's you got to love it and
enjoy it to be able to to make it. But
that's how it was. Yeah, that's big. And they say
one percent. I think that was back when I was
playing harrd mates. Well, how was that twenty eleven. So
they say that, you know, it's like one percent from
that whole team will get picked.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
That's crazy, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Like, yeah, we had a few showed school boys that
made but that was playing harrd Mats I now like
the next big things.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yeah, but I was only one from that team to
make an er.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Well see what I mean, Like, that's something to be
celebrated and documented, especially for someone like you who doesn't
have social media, Like you don't see a lot of
the things.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
I don't care about, no, but like I know, but
a lot of people have their profile to kind of
look back on and be like I remember that moment.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I remember that moment.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
You don't have that accessibility in the palm of your hands,
but I have the memories.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Well thanks to me in a scrapple but before I
meet you, yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
But when like your debut for a club in the NRAL,
I don't think that's something you should take lightly.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I think that's a huge moment that.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Deserves to be celebrated because even that in itself, a
lot of people don't make it past their debut year.
So I was like, stuff this, mate, I've got the
time I got the energy, I've got the work printer.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Let's go, baby, I see you working hard.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Yeah, and that's the cool thing as well, that our
girls would be able to look at when they're older.
You want to see your dad's first year of elite athleticism.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Here you go. We'll still have your mom in the
background saying that she used faster than me.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Where was the scrap book you made for me? When
I got my first radio job, I taught good question.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
But you haven't really debuted you. Your debut is when
your name's on, when you're on radio talking.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
My name's on this podcast.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
This is different?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
How is this different?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
It doesn't count once you go there, like see what
I'm gonna fool doesn't say? There goes Tailor and Marcella
Montoy around.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
The ball should though I shouldn't.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Oh, you are on my wrist every week, but I
know you're with me. But once you're on radio, and
once it's your show mate, the scrapbooks me and the
girls will make, don't you worry, we'll be scrapping it out.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
The wrist situation.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
The wrist situation is interesting as of next year because
the real estate at the moment is tail on one hand,
Mom on the other, what's going to happen when we've
got two girls?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Yeah, you can't forget your mom.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
You and mam are gone.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
I disagree. Me and your mom have done more for
you than those two other girls will do.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
But and can I just say, my mom's been fighting
for a sponssible last.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
She's been asking me every month, when am I going
to see who on your wrist s for me?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
After a try.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
All she's ever wanted is for you to do an S.
And then I said, but no one will even know
because there was one I'm cheating. Yeah, there was one
game that you did the tea for Taylor and she got, well,
it's so good about you.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Married to.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
So Yeah, she made if we all get dropped for
the girls. And she never even saw saw a spot
on the wrist. Even Louis Louis could even fight for
a chair. Our good friend Remus Smith, he used to
(09:47):
play for Storm, now he plays for the Catalan Dragon.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
He writes Denzel, his dog's name on his wrist.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
He's got Bronte's beautiful partner on one and then Denzel
mill and I'm pretty sure Adam writes on his Reggie U.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Yeah it was only stripes. Yeah, he's been good.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
But do you think what you should do on one
wrist is the two girls' names and then on the
other Mum and Tae.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yes, yeah, you're going to need some more strapping tape.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Mate, if it's anything like this season, you had your
whole life freaking covered, so you could.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Have there literally I can. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
You know what if Sue says, I would start charging
her the thing, the thing that the listeners need to know.
Sue doesn't like us telling stories about it. Yes, and
now she's saying to me, she's saying, no, Master, it's
my stories. I want to cut from it. I said,
all right, I said, I think a few weeks. I said,
we'll throw me your number, Sue. I'll give you money
for some stories. Because Sue just her life, what goes
(10:49):
on in my mother in law's life, you wouldn't even believe.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
It, right, She is a walking curb your enthusiasm here.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Guess what going into next year? If I write your
name on MYRISU.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
So to preface this chat, there is a story that
Marcello and me know about that happened to my mom.
And this story is gold and it's relatable, and it's
it's happened to each and every one of us. And
we begged and begged and begged and said, so let
(11:26):
us reveal this story. And she goes, don't you damn
muscle and her husband and my dad is going just
tell it.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Who cares what she thinks? I said, I can't, Dad,
I can't betray that trust. Now that we're living with her,
she can kick us out to go there and we
have no room.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Yeah, and we said, name your price suit, we will
pay for this story.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
She said no, So maybe we should say your name
will go on is a rest if we can tell
that story and we'll touch base. Yeah, I get my
people to talk to you.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
It's yeah, surely she wants her name on there. I'll
put it on there. Yeah, but then you all your
stories exposing you.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Yeah, we get copyright over her story, so we'll it goes. Yeah,
stay tuned, peeps, we're trying hard. You know, when you
go and see your family and you stay with them
(12:27):
and you haven't seen them in a while. I don't
know if you're like this, but as soon as I'm
mean mum and Dad's house, I go back to being
a teenager. I don't do anything around the house. I
don't lift a finger, I don't help clean. I'm just
like really settled in back to how it was when
I last lived there.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yes, do you like that?
Speaker 3 (12:49):
I'm the same? Not really.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I still make the bed when I wake up, do
you really? Yeah, Mum always washes my clothes. Yeah, because
obviously were when we go over to play. Then I
go and visit Mum, and she always washes my clothes.
So I'm always coming back home with, you know, clean clothes,
so I don't have to wash market so that's always nice.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
And then but I'm always getting spoilt.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah, I think they love to do it. Yeah, especially
when you don't see.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Them because they miss us. Yeah, like, which is nice.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
It's nice. It's really nice.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
It makes you like miss them even more. Like when
I was with at Mum and Dad's house. The minute
I stepped foot in that house, Dad already knew the go.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
He kicked.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
He got kicked out of the main bedroom so me
and Mom could sleep with each other the whole time,
and he had to sleep in my brother's old room.
And like, this is the this is the extent of
what I mean by turning into a little kid. Every night,
like I have dinner, I have dessert. They cook everything
for me, and then by like me and Mom stay
(13:52):
up really late to watch movies, and by like the
ten o'clock mark, all I'd say to Mom is, oh, god,
I'm a bit pecked his shay, and she'd.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Go ing, that's my dad saying inge, and you'd go,
he'd wait, a bit inge, what taste hungry? Go downstairs making.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Some cruskets with cheese, and you go, oh, he didn't
want to like say anything, say'd go that. He'd freaking
PLoP himself down the stairs, make me four crusskets with
butter and Swiss cheese, so nice, bring them up, and
then Mum would look at me eating them and she'd
have a buyer and she goes, yeah, that's quite nice.
Actually I'll get into with someone and she'd go, what you.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Go make me too, huh. And that literally happened every night,
and you had to go.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Back downstairs again to make her.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Honestly, that man is treated like a butler in that house.
Anything she wants, she just has you on the finger.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
But on the flip side, it's a positive thing that
he's sleeping in the spare room. He doesn't put up
with your guy snoring anyway.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Well, that's rude because he's actually a snorer. He's a
horrible person to sleep with.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
I've heard you and your mother's snoring. Yes, it's very
unpleasant my mom's snoring.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
It's not even to where it's like, oh fuck, that's annoying.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
You fucking wake up thinking that the house is going
through an earth. Yeah, it's like like she's got sleep
back now, and she's been tested so many times.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
But her and dad adamant. They don't want to pay
for the machine, so they just live with it.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
And otherwise to fix it. The mouth tape, Yes.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
We're big friends of the mouth tape. You got me
onto that. I'm telling you now, explain what the mouth
tape is please. So the mouth tape was created for people,
not necessarily for people. That's small, but it's created for
people to help them breathe correctly when they're sleeping.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Yeah, And what it is.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
It's just like a KT kind of tape and it's
it's cut to fit your mouth, so they have different
sizes small, extra, small, medium, large.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Put it on overnight and it helps you. It improves
your sleeping.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah, it makes you not a mouth breather, makes you
rely on your nose.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
I remember when you first brought it home again. I
had just come back from over where was I on
a work trip when.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
You went back to visit again. Oh, back home in
January and.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
You said to me, because I didn't see you that morning,
you said, i'll cap check if my deliveries come home.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
And I was like, oh, my god, amazing. He's bought
me something like a nice handbag or something.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
And then when I got home, I saw a package
and I opened it and it literally looked like there
was a fucking hostage on the front cover of this package.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
And I was like, what the fuck is this? And
it was a mouth tape and I was like, oh,
it must be, must be for you.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
And then that night I'm going to bed and you've
come around to my side of the bed and you've gone,
all right, Tay, close your mouth.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Let me strapch you.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
So you want to know.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
So, so for everyone listening, taylocks out a bit of stories.
All right, I bought the mouth tape for.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Myself, Yeah, she goes, all right, I'll try it mass
because I'm thinking you winchy about my snory.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
So I said, fine, fine, put it on yourself.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
No, bitch, you fucking always put it on me.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
You do.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
You come around and you go give me a kiss
and then you tape me up.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
What's only because you were too lazy to go in
the bathroom and look in the mirror and put it
on yourself.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Because I don't want to be hannibal Lecter for the night.
Have you seen that movie? So answered the lambs.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
I haven't scary, well don't you? Yeah? I know, but
but don't shove words down my throat.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
I shove whatever the fuck I want down your throat. Mate.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Okay, okay, mouthstap with at least off your fucking issues
going down their throat.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
We need some more because since then your snoring went away.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
I know, because we're too tight to buy another packet.
Wasn't like fifty bucks and ages?
Speaker 3 (17:50):
No, because you brought it from America.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
That's why why'd you buy mouth tape of America? I
we're just you.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Sticky down because my friend told me that's where he
brought it from.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
Okay, well, your friend can buy it for us, said,
you know, does he have shares in the company or something?
I'm sure you'd be able to find New Zealand supply
is a fucking mouth tape. He's an idea. Don't get
fucking raw ted and just put sticky tape.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
No, but that's not good for your skin.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Then, oh well, talking about local your skin.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
I noticed when we started using that tape, I broke
out with pimples around my mouth.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
That's just because you don't wash your face properly.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Okay, well that's that's fucking wrong and rude because you
know exactly how much I spend on skin care products,
because it's a fucking lot.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Well, the proofs in the pudding. What do you mean
you broke out? I didn't break out, so you know what?
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Together, you have better skin than me.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Yes, and mind you don't use the skin ky.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
I used neiver your cream and I use water cream
on your face.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Do you do you good skin? Don't you know?
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (18:48):
But it's not because of that. You've got good skin
because your mom had good skin. She passed it down
to you.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
There, It is just because I've got I've got you again,
take your ill, take your l all right, it's then
the proof was take your l mate.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
I won this one.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
You didn't. You didn't win shit, I did you take
the l you broke out?
Speaker 3 (19:10):
I didn't. Who's the issue? Another one?
Speaker 4 (19:13):
That?
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Another one that I'm not you. Come on, now we're
taking a piece.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
You compliment the smell of my skin all the time
when I use that face cleans that's peppermint flavor, But
you do as all of mine.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
I never compliment the smell of your face.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
I compliment your natural body odor because I know why
you smell naturally.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
You know that's the thing.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
Apparently, men, if you were to smell my arm pit,
you would be turned on by that.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
It wasn't turned another night when I smelt it. Remember
that what I said to you?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Yeah, yeah, how about next time spray some dumb there
and then I'll be connected, So that'll be even better.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
No, Apparently men are turned on by a female's natural
body odor, and the strongest scent to get that is
under your arms.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
It's a pheromone.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
It was a pheromone. Whatever it was fermone hair ramone
and knock me back, mate, that's what it did.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
You're so dramatic.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
It did not.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
I never smell. I never smell.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
I sometimes smell lived in I've had a day, but
would never smell bad. No, you don't know, thank you,
because yeah, don't put that shit out in the universe.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
But I'm just I'm keeping you honest. We talk about honest.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
You want to talk about fucking honest.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
People should come here to our house and smell your
training gear after a full day work because it's wet
and I still don't know how it gets fucking wet
When it shows up to this house, it's so ky
and it smells like if grass.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Rolled in shit.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
That's a fair point.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
So you want to talk about fucking pheromones because that's
not to turn on.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
But that's what I do for a living. I train
every day.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Why can't you do that washing? Then wash?
Speaker 3 (21:01):
No, you don't. You don't, hang on, I do it.
You don't.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Well, there's some days I'm sick.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
And you do it like I come.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
The first thing I do initially is put my training
straight in the wash and you know that, No, it's not.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
It in a plastic bag then most.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Of the time, so it doesn't leak into my bag
the sweat.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
So why am I the one put in the plastic
bag in the washing machine?
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Then you don't.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
That's only a few times after my games when I
wear my grown strap and then my tights.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Can we just let everyone know that the other day
I had to leave my job to make a personal
appearance to your workplace to pick up your dirty washing
because you had anxiety that your dirty washing would be
sitting at your workplace for four days because you guys
(21:52):
were going away.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
So I had to come pick up your fucking washing
and then come home and do a load. Of course,
you are not my son. I don't know why I
do these things for you, all right.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Two things, if I leave my washing there for four days,
imagine how worse off it will smell.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Second thing, you married me.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
That was part of the contract and the stipulations, and
I actually had enforced you.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
I said, I said, can you come pick up my stuff?
He said, no, muscle be there.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
Yeah, And then I I was cursing your name the
whole drive over. Third thing, I've got a third point?
Speaker 1 (22:25):
What's the other thing?
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Actually?
Speaker 1 (22:26):
I said, you you fucking got I've got one more
three and.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
I feel full tank, So there's no issues there. You
can drive there, pick my closer.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Okay, a fourth boy, what do your other friends do?
Speaker 3 (22:37):
They leave it there? I know yeah, most of the
leave it there.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
And then when you come back, I'm not judging.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
If that's what you want to do, leave it. They
leave it there, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
And now, yeah, I never see any of the other
partners they're picking up the washing.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Yeah, well imagine the reactions they're getting.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Yeah, so most than here is get a backbone Taylor.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
No, well, most of the boys have kids, right, so
they haven't got time to get in the their partners.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
I can't wait till we have kids then, because mate,
you are bottom of the fucking barrel.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
That's fine. I can wash my stuff like training. There's
a washing machine there there.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
I think you should start implementing that. Aca.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
No. Do they have a dryer too, Yes, but I'm
not putting the dryer. Why not. I don't like putting
My Training gives the dryer because.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Its fair enough.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
So I want to take this back to where we
originally meant to go, which was at mum and Dad's house.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Bring it back.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Okay. So one thing about them as well is she,
my mom, very very.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Superstitious, anxious, how would you say, has a view that
everyone's out to get her. And I believe, yes, I
believe she gets that passed down from her father.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
My nonal, and now it's passed down to you.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
I don't think everyone's out to get me.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Ah, what you do?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Give me an example.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
No, I can't say it on here, but there's plenty
of No.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
I think you can say it on here.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Why will be called.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
I don't want to get you in trouble.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
I'm not paranoid.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Like if I was to go outside, leave this house
and forget to lock the door, I wouldn't think, oh
my god, the house is going to get burglar today.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
My mom with things like that, Yes, but there's a
lot of similarities.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Like, for instance, I'll give you an example about my mom.
They'll be sitting watching television and like the windows here,
if she sees someone walk past the house just on
their walks.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
You'll go, who's that ange? Are they here to see us? No,
they're not. They're just walking past the house. Like she's paranoid.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
But you can't see them.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
You can you can see the people walk past.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
You can't.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
You can pass the gate. Don't fucking tell me what
I don't know about my house.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
I was just there.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
You've got the big brick warn you can see heads
above the gate.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Jesus, jump down my throat.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Well, don't jump down my story continue, Okay, thank you.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
So a way to combat this if she has set
up multiple cameras all over there house security cameras, and
these aren't just security cameras where you press play and stop.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
No, no, no, she's got cameras.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
As soon as they detect noise, they'd automatically turn on
for you.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
So she has everything covered. Whatever happens, she gets gets
a notification.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
She does.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
She does because when they went overseas for three weeks,
she asks if I could go house, hit the dog
and mine their house for three weeks.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
I do know these cameras were set up, and fuck
I was having people over every two seconds. Me and
Luke were fighting in the living room. The dog did
a shit in the house.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
I didn't pick it up for ages, and she would
know exactly and she can go like this in her
phone and talk to me directly through the camera.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
So she tay, Tay, who's over, Who have you got?
Speaker 5 (25:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
And it would skin the fuck out of me. Goes,
what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (25:49):
How is she here speaking about? When they go away?
Do you remember that time they went away and Raffie
had diarrhea, Oh my god, and all over the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Floor a much Ralphie's our German Shepherd family dot John.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Shepherd on the floor, and I said, oh, clean it
what I'll use.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
So my brother is a die hard Sharks fan. Die
hard used to cry when they would lose games. All
his dream was to see them and my mom see
them win a Grand final. They finally won a Grand final.
My brother gets this awesome piece of merchandise which said
twenty sixty signed NRL Grand Final Premiership signed.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
You took it on yourself to pick that, to clean
the diarrhea, clean the ship, yeah, with that. And then
when I.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Said to you, oh my god, Marcella, don't use that.
It's gonna break my brother's yeah. And I was like
John jo Jo, and you go, fuck it, it's fine
who he won't care. And you literally mopped up the
ship with my brother's top.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
That's so mean. I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Because he moved out and he left all his clothes
in his old bedroom, so he probably still thinks it's
hanging there.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
And then remember when we told Mom, she goes, well,
that's what happens when you leave your shit here.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
She was half. I was scared. Yeah, I was like,
she's gonna she's gonna spray me and she gave good.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
Yeah, because he's got his old closet and she's been
telling him for years, come and get your stuff.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
That was gold.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
That was gold.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
Sorry for the intruding, mate.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Hey, if it's a story like that, it's welcome.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
So yeah, these security cameras pick up everything, but you
forget that they're there.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Right. So the week I was there, we were just
talking how we usually do.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
But when I'm with you, I'm a lot nicer in
communication styles when I'm with you, because I realized that.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
You could leave me.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
I won't leave, but I put you in your place.
I just tell you, and I don't.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Think it's not I I have a great respect to you.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
I know that you put up with a lot when
when you're with me, and you don't deserve an attitude
twenty four to seven.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
I shall get it.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Whereas when I you think it's bad, you should see
me with my dad.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
I've seen you, and that's why we get into the argument.
I'm not arguments. I'll say tell you you can't speak
to your father like that. It's disrespectful, but he.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
We don't see it as disrespectful because like, my dad's
like my best friend.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
He really is.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
He is.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
We used to butt heads a lot, and it wasn't
until you pointed out that we butt heads because we're
the same fucking person. And ever since you've said that,
I look at him in a different light because I'm like, oh, okay,
he's just as fucked as me, so like give him
a bit of slack. And so now when I talk
to him, I talk like it's just so outrageous. The
(28:47):
way I speak to both of those people, my mom
and dad, it literally is Tasmanian devil. That's what my
mom and dad called me, Tasmanian devil. So we were
We had just come back from my non and Nona's
house for dinner.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
That's another thing.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
When I go home, everyone wants to cook me dinner
because I haven't had their cooking in years.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
So she made my Nona.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
I just want to give her a shout out. I
think she's eighty four, I don't know. She looks great.
She's killing it.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
She doesn't think so.
Speaker 4 (29:14):
She thinks she's a day away from dying, but she
still gets her shit together. To make me homemade ravioli
spinach and recorder ravioli from scratch from scratch, And every
time I go there, she goes, Taylor, Taylor, please come
and watch, so can teach you so you can take
it home and cook it for Marcello.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Much Cella's looking shit. Yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
I don't want to know because then I feel back
for not cooking it. And then so we were there
till like ten PM and then we get home and
one thing my mom's into at the moment is rewatching
Ear episodes because ea, it's George Clooney. It was like
the og Gray's anatome vibes went on for years and
(29:53):
years and years, and my mom doesn't really like this show.
She just watches it because she gets her rocks off
watching George cloning. She loves him, loves him. And I
this was like four days into there to be in there,
and I said, enough is enough, Mum. I don't want
to fucking watch Ear again. I'm sick of going to
(30:13):
sleep to Ear and lo and behold the cameras turned
on because they heard audio and I just want to
play for you hang on, so they're not always on,
they're not always on.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
They only turn on when noise is detected.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
How loud does the noise have to be? Because even
if you're talking, how loud are we talking?
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Well, great point.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
We you know exactly how me and my family communicate,
but naturally allows vegas, so I don't think.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yeah, I don't think it does pick up audio. This clear.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
If we're talking normally, yeah, they wouldn't pick it up. No,
how were you talking?
Speaker 1 (30:46):
We were yelling.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
This is how we communicate. So this is literally not
us altering the audio or anything. I'm showing you this
conversation that was just a harmless conversation which turned into
World War III about me saying to my mom I
don't want to watch and just notice my dad in
the background.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
No, it's not, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
You say. My mom goes, oh my god, that's all
camera because she could see the camera lanes following every
person that talked.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
And that's just an example of how passionate we are
as people.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
That's gold. And that's what I said about you get
that from that, and that's a great trait to have.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Yeah, see that the littlest thing just sets him off.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
That's the same thing with you.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
But oh, really.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Do I go on tangents like that?
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Oh really?
Speaker 3 (32:16):
You do the skin care you just blew up? See
was that the.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Same level as that? Yes? Oh that's a good trait.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Thing.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Oh no, I'm going to watch myself now. I don't
want to sound like that other time.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
That's good, that's what I want to He's got.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
High blood pressure, he's gonna drop dedity.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
But yeah, we're probably going to get it in store
for them.
Speaker 4 (32:39):
But did you see how the conversation just started off.
All I said was Mum, I don't want to go
to bed watching ear tonight, And then all it took
was to go on a tangent. And now suddenly my
dad is knocking all of Australian media and how he
doesn't want to wake up bull you start your data pressed.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
It's all fun you.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Know what's funny for me?
Speaker 2 (32:58):
He's at home this whole time, right, Yeah, he's putting
up with this morning show, morning show. He hasn't said anything.
He says one thing, Susan will say and pack your
bags off you go. You've come over just for five
days to visit, and you've answered, you've answered his prayers. Yes,
(33:19):
he goes in the spare him to play his PlayStation
and to watch his Formula one because he can't put
up with but then can't watch TV, watch TV, spent
time with me, and you know what, he can never
get it right with Sue.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
So I'm so happy that you went and you solved
these issues for him. You went there and you pulled
Sue up, and then she copped it. That's what she gets.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
That's such a good point because I've noticed both of
them use me in their fights.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
How long, how long he would have put up with
his for until until he said, Sue, we've got to
start watching his death bed.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
He's too scared to say anything to that. That's what
I love about you.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
She wants a green tea, She has green tea. He's
fucking making if he's not in the kitchen with him.
Five minute, I'll make it myself. And then he comes
rushing out of the computer roof. No, no, no, I'll
make it something like his life depends on it.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
But I'm happy that you've done that for him. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
One small man, one small step for man, one huge
leap for Angelo. That is exactly how the saying goes.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
You saved them an argument, and you've and you've nullified
it in that one camera. Thank you for the camera.
Speaker 4 (34:22):
And I just want to wrap this up by saying,
because Mom's going to listen to this and feel bullied.
So I'm not discrediting the ship. You've had to put
up with him. He's a hard fucking to live with, so.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Don't worry. I've got your back always, mate, You're my
best mate.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Thank you, Sue.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
On that note, I'm done with Tay's attitude and a wingyness.
So it's it's it's today's a wrap, mate.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
I'm sick of it. So it's a more than wonder
from me.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
Okay, Well, I'm going to spruce things up and save
the day here because that was lackluster?
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Was this?
Speaker 3 (35:03):
What's his quote? Is it one of my ones? Again?
Speaker 4 (35:05):
No, it's one of your ones, Believe it or not.
There's actually philosophical people out there other than you.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Here is.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Off Google, it's off gurgle.
Speaker 5 (35:18):
What you think I've got to write one from my brain?
You can't just say I gave like eight good quotes
just then off the top of my head. Where there's fire,
there's smoke, Lead the horse to water tank? Was the
other pleasurables?
Speaker 4 (35:32):
I've delivered enough quotes I'm allowed to use one from
the internet. So today's famous quote is John Lennon. He says,
life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Don't you think that's nice?
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Don't you get what's so funny about it?
Speaker 4 (35:53):
I didn't think it was funny. I loved your reaction
because you also I just want to take some time
to say I'm confident in the fact that I don't
like meat pies. Like meat pies with me saying this
(36:18):
whole time, Taylor, before you leave New Zealand, you need
to try a meat pie. New Zealand's famous for meat pies.
I said, okay, I'm here for a while.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
I'll get to it. Never got to it.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
We're at the cafe today with our amazing producer Addam.
You've both got a beef and mince cheese pies. That's
what it was, beef, mince, mince and cheese. That's dodging itself.
They should be saying what animal the mince comes from?
Because you can have veal, you can have pork, you
(36:51):
could have beef, you could even have chicken.
Speaker 5 (36:52):
So what was it?
Speaker 3 (36:53):
Where are we going?
Speaker 1 (36:53):
I thought you were done, you know, I just had another.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
It was like a light bulb came to my head
and said, mentioned the meat pie. So I'm gonna mention it,
because I wouldn't be doing myself a credit if I
didn't mention the me.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
Do myself justice.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
I'm crying. I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
I don't know if it's emotional, your phone or something
that's not you.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Not rode, you, not railroad.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
So anyways, they said, you said you've got to have
a buye of the beef cheese whatever fucking pie was,
And I said, you know what, there's no time better
than right now.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
It was mushy.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
I tried to pick it up and it fell like
it was falling, and it didn't look like mince. It
looked like stew. And then I took a bye and
I love cheese. I did not like the cheese in there.
It was too thick for the subs, for the texture
of the meat filling. You've you hoard it out with
(38:05):
too much tomato sauce. That was the first thing where
I was like, this is feral. And I took a
bite and I said, wow, lifelong indigestion coming for day.
That's not going to be good for my heart burn.
So I just wanted to say. This comes back to
the quote life happens when you're making plans, because I
didn't plan to try the meat pie today.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
I plan to have lunch, which was a wrap.
Speaker 4 (38:34):
I just think if you didn't understand that quote, I
wanted to make it outlined of what that quote means.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
So I will leave now.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Well, well, I think the listener is just you just
took around a circle full of your ship.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
I'm crying.
Speaker 4 (38:50):
Doesn't like pies, yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, So that's the
quote of the day. Actually, not John Legend Lennon. I
think it was John Lennon, not Chrissy Tagan's husband. The
other one the Beatles won.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
We have the same birthday me and him, neither the December.
If anyone wants to wish we have a birthday, then
so the quoe is that. So I'm gonna go because
I don't know where this is going. Okay, bye, Not
that crying. I don't know what cry
This is an iHeart Radio New Zealand podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Mate, we're back again, back again, We're back again.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Have you been enjoying this like you the podcast?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Have you? Yeah? I think it's good.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
That's good.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Because you clear a lot of our issues in here.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yeah, you know what, there's not been one instance where
it's got hot and heavy and here heated and it's
carried out in the outside world.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Never we shake it off one hundred.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
That's the way it should work. Anyway.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah, then you think, Yeah, I've been thinking about something.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
So you think do I think a lot? So do you?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Anyway, I've been thinking lately, and as it gets close,
I was thinking, you know, when I made my debut
at the Bulldogs in twenty seventeen, you made me a
scrap book of.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yes, you made me a scrap book of.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
From my debut, every single game, all my stats, photos
of the game, yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Right up to the game, articles of the game.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
And that carried into the World Cup World Cup.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
So it was my whole first year and I thought
it was pretty special. And I obviously have that book.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I take it.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Where is it?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
It's in my wardrobe?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Is it New Zealand?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yes, so I've got to hit with me.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I take it everywhere, and sometimes I think, you know,
when I'm going for a tough time or a tough patch.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
I read through that and it's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Do you actually it's gone lovely?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
So I wanted to ask you the question, do you
think do you want to do that for the.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Girls, like a scrapbook of their big milestones, maybe every birthday.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
I was twenty when I made that food and had
a lot more time on my.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Head back then. Mate, If I have.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Two seconds to myself in between nursing and crying and
all that stuff, I think I should prioritize washing my
hair and making a scrap book. No, there are like
baby books you can buy and it's like my first Pooh,
(02:32):
Well they have milestones. I don't think Pooh's a milestone
like my first tooth, my first I don't know that's cool,
but I'd have to make two as well.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
They want to be one of those one of those dads,
now what it goes and buys a camera and just
takes photos.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I think I want to do it.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
We should buy a camera. Yeah, we should buy I
think it's.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
A good idea capture everything. I'll take photos of you
not delivering the girls, but just like the.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Leader, Stone need photography for.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
The lead up of us in the hospital and then
yeah you know if you holding them.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Yeah, it'd be nice to get a heads up and
when I'll be injuiced so I can get my eyelashes
done and stuff so I look good in those photos.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
No one cares, poor thing going to be ripped open.
Just just sit there and cop it, you know, as
it is.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Yeah, we definitely still have the opinion, just me and
you're in the delivery room.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Now that we're in Sydney, well just you know, I
think might have been a few weeks ago, like whenever
we we played that audio with your parents of us
revealing to your grandparents and we're coming back home.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
That was torture.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Yeah, oh no, No, they definitely know where near me.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
I need weeks before I reveal the babies to them
because my no nor he's a savage.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
He won't lie.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
First of all, the names. Once he knows the names,
I'm sure he'll find something he doesn't like about either
of them. Yes, Second of all, there's something wrong with them.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
He's going to say something that's good.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
He's straightforward, straight up Yeah, that's what the girls would
need in their life. So it's good.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I'll be holding off that soft launch for a while.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
See, you don't want to make the girls scrap books?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
That's that I don't want to. I just don't think
i'll have time.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
What about photo albums?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Yeah, photo albums is cool. Take a photo, develop it,
put it in.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah, we did go through a lot of detail from
my one, so maybe that's all.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yeah, it was huge.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
That's took like six months to make obviously, and as well,
I did that on the job. I worked at a
place that had a great printer and a lot of downtime,
so I got paid to make that book.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Really.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Yeah, I'm not going to name the workplace, but obviously
because I was meant to be working.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
But yeah, so I.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Did a lot of that in work time, which is great.
And that's my biggest advice to people. You don't have
to do nine to five for a job, do like
nine till twelve and then have the afternoon to yourself
in the office because they get.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Enough out of you. What made you want to make that?
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Well, I think day booing for an and our role
team is huge. What are the stats like two percent
of there's a stat you told me all the time,
and I'm like, that's.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I think it's changing now, right, But what was it
back then?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I think it was like something like one percent from
your Harrold Matt's.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Team makes it into the NRL.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
So Harold Matts For people that don't know, it's like
the first kind of stepping stone, you know, to becoming.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
A semi professional athlete. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
So it's like you're fifteen, you've got to get you
do all these trials and once you get picked, then
you play Harold Matthews. Then you yeogled Howard Matthews year up,
then you play another year Howard Matthews and the that's
HD ball. But it's not it's not like it's not
like primary school. You got like, yeah, consecutively one. Yeah,
it's not like a natural progression you're going to earn
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your stripe.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Yeah, yeah, it's not.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
It's not easy.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
It's tough, but it's you got to love it and
enjoy it to be able to to make it. But
that's how it was. Yeah, that's big. And they say
one percent. I think that was back when I was
playing harrd mates. Well, how was that twenty eleven. So
they say that, you know, it's like one percent from
that whole team will get picked.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
That's crazy, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Like, yeah, we had a few showed school boys that
made but that was playing harrd Mats I now like
the next big things.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yeah, but I was only one from that team to
make an er.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Well see what I mean, Like, that's something to be
celebrated and documented, especially for someone like you who doesn't
have social media, Like you don't see a lot of
the things.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
I don't care about, no, but like I know, but
a lot of people have their profile to kind of
look back on and be like I remember that moment.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I remember that moment.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
You don't have that accessibility in the palm of your hands,
but I have the memories.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Well thanks to me in a scrapple but before I
meet you, yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
But when like your debut for a club in the NRAL,
I don't think that's something you should take lightly.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I think that's a huge moment that.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Deserves to be celebrated because even that in itself, a
lot of people don't make it past their debut year.
So I was like, stuff this, mate, I've got the
time I got the energy, I've got the work printer.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Let's go, baby, I see you working hard.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Yeah, and that's the cool thing as well, that our
girls would be able to look at when they're older.
You want to see your dad's first year of elite athleticism.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Here you go. We'll still have your mom in the
background saying that she used faster than me.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Where was the scrap book you made for me? When
I got my first radio job, I taught good question.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
But you haven't really debuted you. Your debut is when
your name's on, when you're on radio talking.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
My name's on this podcast.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
This is different?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
How is this different?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
It doesn't count once you go there, like see what
I'm gonna fool doesn't say? There goes Tailor and Marcella
Montoy around.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
The ball should though I shouldn't.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Oh, you are on my wrist every week, but I
know you're with me. But once you're on radio, and
once it's your show mate, the scrapbooks me and the
girls will make, don't you worry, we'll be scrapping it out.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
The wrist situation.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
The wrist situation is interesting as of next year because
the real estate at the moment is tail on one hand,
Mom on the other, what's going to happen when we've
got two girls?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Yeah, you can't forget your mom.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
You and mam are gone.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
I disagree. Me and your mom have done more for
you than those two other girls will do.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
But and can I just say, my mom's been fighting
for a sponssible last.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
She's been asking me every month, when am I going
to see who on your wrist s for me?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
After a try.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
All she's ever wanted is for you to do an S.
And then I said, but no one will even know
because there was one I'm cheating. Yeah, there was one
game that you did the tea for Taylor and she got, well,
it's so good about you.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Married to.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
So Yeah, she made if we all get dropped for
the girls. And she never even saw saw a spot
on the wrist. Even Louis Louis could even fight for
a chair. Our good friend Remus Smith, he used to
(09:47):
play for Storm, now he plays for the Catalan Dragon.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
He writes Denzel, his dog's name on his wrist.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
He's got Bronte's beautiful partner on one and then Denzel
mill and I'm pretty sure Adam writes on his Reggie U.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Yeah it was only stripes. Yeah, he's been good.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
But do you think what you should do on one
wrist is the two girls' names and then on the
other Mum and Tae.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yes, yeah, you're going to need some more strapping tape.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Mate, if it's anything like this season, you had your
whole life freaking covered, so you could.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Have there literally I can. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
You know what if Sue says, I would start charging
her the thing, the thing that the listeners need to know.
Sue doesn't like us telling stories about it. Yes, and
now she's saying to me, she's saying, no, Master, it's
my stories. I want to cut from it. I said,
all right, I said, I think a few weeks. I said,
we'll throw me your number, Sue. I'll give you money
for some stories. Because Sue just her life, what goes
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on in my mother in law's life, you wouldn't even believe.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
It, right, She is a walking curb your enthusiasm here.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Guess what going into next year? If I write your
name on MYRISU.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
So to preface this chat, there is a story that
Marcello and me know about that happened to my mom.
And this story is gold and it's relatable, and it's
it's happened to each and every one of us. And
we begged and begged and begged and said, so let
(11:26):
us reveal this story. And she goes, don't you damn
muscle and her husband and my dad is going just
tell it.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Who cares what she thinks? I said, I can't, Dad,
I can't betray that trust. Now that we're living with her,
she can kick us out to go there and we
have no room.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Yeah, and we said, name your price suit, we will
pay for this story.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
She said no, So maybe we should say your name
will go on is a rest if we can tell
that story and we'll touch base. Yeah, I get my
people to talk to you.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
It's yeah, surely she wants her name on there. I'll
put it on there. Yeah, but then you all your
stories exposing you.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Yeah, we get copyright over her story, so we'll it goes. Yeah,
stay tuned, peeps, we're trying hard. You know, when you
go and see your family and you stay with them
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and you haven't seen them in a while. I don't
know if you're like this, but as soon as I'm
mean mum and Dad's house, I go back to being
a teenager. I don't do anything around the house. I
don't lift a finger, I don't help clean. I'm just
like really settled in back to how it was when
I last lived there.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yes, do you like that?
Speaker 3 (12:49):
I'm the same? Not really.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I still make the bed when I wake up, do
you really? Yeah, Mum always washes my clothes. Yeah, because
obviously were when we go over to play. Then I
go and visit Mum, and she always washes my clothes.
So I'm always coming back home with, you know, clean clothes,
so I don't have to wash market so that's always nice.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
And then but I'm always getting spoilt.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah, I think they love to do it. Yeah, especially
when you don't see.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Them because they miss us. Yeah, like, which is nice.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
It's nice. It's really nice.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
It makes you like miss them even more. Like when
I was with at Mum and Dad's house. The minute
I stepped foot in that house, Dad already knew the go.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
He kicked.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
He got kicked out of the main bedroom so me
and Mom could sleep with each other the whole time,
and he had to sleep in my brother's old room.
And like, this is the this is the extent of
what I mean by turning into a little kid. Every night,
like I have dinner, I have dessert. They cook everything
for me, and then by like me and Mom stay
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up really late to watch movies, and by like the
ten o'clock mark, all I'd say to Mom is, oh, god,
I'm a bit pecked his shay, and she'd.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Go ing, that's my dad saying inge, and you'd go,
he'd wait, a bit inge, what taste hungry? Go downstairs making.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Some cruskets with cheese, and you go, oh, he didn't
want to like say anything, say'd go that. He'd freaking
PLoP himself down the stairs, make me four crusskets with
butter and Swiss cheese, so nice, bring them up, and
then Mum would look at me eating them and she'd
have a buyer and she goes, yeah, that's quite nice.
Actually I'll get into with someone and she'd go, what you.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Go make me too, huh. And that literally happened every night,
and you had to go.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Back downstairs again to make her.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Honestly, that man is treated like a butler in that house.
Anything she wants, she just has you on the finger.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
But on the flip side, it's a positive thing that
he's sleeping in the spare room. He doesn't put up
with your guy snoring anyway.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Well, that's rude because he's actually a snorer. He's a
horrible person to sleep with.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
I've heard you and your mother's snoring. Yes, it's very
unpleasant my mom's snoring.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
It's not even to where it's like, oh fuck, that's annoying.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
You fucking wake up thinking that the house is going
through an earth. Yeah, it's like like she's got sleep
back now, and she's been tested so many times.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
But her and dad adamant. They don't want to pay
for the machine, so they just live with it.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
And otherwise to fix it. The mouth tape, Yes.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
We're big friends of the mouth tape. You got me
onto that. I'm telling you now, explain what the mouth
tape is please. So the mouth tape was created for people,
not necessarily for people. That's small, but it's created for
people to help them breathe correctly when they're sleeping.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Yeah, And what it is.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
It's just like a KT kind of tape and it's
it's cut to fit your mouth, so they have different
sizes small, extra, small, medium, large.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Put it on overnight and it helps you. It improves
your sleeping.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah, it makes you not a mouth breather, makes you
rely on your nose.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
I remember when you first brought it home again. I
had just come back from over where was I on
a work trip when.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
You went back to visit again. Oh, back home in
January and.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
You said to me, because I didn't see you that morning,
you said, i'll cap check if my deliveries come home.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
And I was like, oh, my god, amazing. He's bought
me something like a nice handbag or something.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
And then when I got home, I saw a package
and I opened it and it literally looked like there
was a fucking hostage on the front cover of this package.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
And I was like, what the fuck is this? And
it was a mouth tape and I was like, oh,
it must be, must be for you.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
And then that night I'm going to bed and you've
come around to my side of the bed and you've gone,
all right, Tay, close your mouth.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Let me strapch you.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
So you want to know.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
So, so for everyone listening, taylocks out a bit of stories.
All right, I bought the mouth tape for.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Myself, Yeah, she goes, all right, I'll try it mass
because I'm thinking you winchy about my snory.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
So I said, fine, fine, put it on yourself.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
No, bitch, you fucking always put it on me.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
You do.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
You come around and you go give me a kiss
and then you tape me up.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
What's only because you were too lazy to go in
the bathroom and look in the mirror and put it
on yourself.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Because I don't want to be hannibal Lecter for the night.
Have you seen that movie? So answered the lambs.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
I haven't scary, well don't you? Yeah? I know, but
but don't shove words down my throat.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
I shove whatever the fuck I want down your throat. Mate.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Okay, okay, mouthstap with at least off your fucking issues
going down their throat.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
We need some more because since then your snoring went away.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
I know, because we're too tight to buy another packet.
Wasn't like fifty bucks and ages?
Speaker 3 (17:50):
No, because you brought it from America.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
That's why why'd you buy mouth tape of America? I
we're just you.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Sticky down because my friend told me that's where he
brought it from.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
Okay, well, your friend can buy it for us, said,
you know, does he have shares in the company or something?
I'm sure you'd be able to find New Zealand supply
is a fucking mouth tape. He's an idea. Don't get
fucking raw ted and just put sticky tape.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
No, but that's not good for your skin.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Then, oh well, talking about local your skin.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
I noticed when we started using that tape, I broke
out with pimples around my mouth.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
That's just because you don't wash your face properly.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Okay, well that's that's fucking wrong and rude because you
know exactly how much I spend on skin care products,
because it's a fucking lot.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Well, the proofs in the pudding. What do you mean
you broke out? I didn't break out, so you know what?
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Together, you have better skin than me.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Yes, and mind you don't use the skin ky.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
I used neiver your cream and I use water cream
on your face.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Do you do you good skin? Don't you know?
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (18:48):
But it's not because of that. You've got good skin
because your mom had good skin. She passed it down
to you.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
There, It is just because I've got I've got you again,
take your ill, take your l all right, it's then
the proof was take your l mate.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
I won this one.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
You didn't. You didn't win shit, I did you take
the l you broke out?
Speaker 3 (19:10):
I didn't. Who's the issue? Another one?
Speaker 4 (19:13):
That?
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Another one that I'm not you. Come on, now we're
taking a piece.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
You compliment the smell of my skin all the time
when I use that face cleans that's peppermint flavor, But
you do as all of mine.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
I never compliment the smell of your face.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
I compliment your natural body odor because I know why
you smell naturally.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
You know that's the thing.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
Apparently, men, if you were to smell my arm pit,
you would be turned on by that.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
It wasn't turned another night when I smelt it. Remember
that what I said to you?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Yeah, yeah, how about next time spray some dumb there
and then I'll be connected, So that'll be even better.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
No, Apparently men are turned on by a female's natural
body odor, and the strongest scent to get that is
under your arms.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
It's a pheromone.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
It was a pheromone. Whatever it was fermone hair ramone
and knock me back, mate, that's what it did.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
You're so dramatic.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
It did not.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
I never smell. I never smell.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
I sometimes smell lived in I've had a day, but
would never smell bad. No, you don't know, thank you,
because yeah, don't put that shit out in the universe.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
But I'm just I'm keeping you honest. We talk about honest.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
You want to talk about fucking honest.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
People should come here to our house and smell your
training gear after a full day work because it's wet
and I still don't know how it gets fucking wet
When it shows up to this house, it's so ky
and it smells like if grass.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Rolled in shit.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
That's a fair point.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
So you want to talk about fucking pheromones because that's
not to turn on.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
But that's what I do for a living. I train
every day.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Why can't you do that washing? Then wash?
Speaker 3 (21:01):
No, you don't. You don't, hang on, I do it.
You don't.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Well, there's some days I'm sick.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
And you do it like I come.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
The first thing I do initially is put my training
straight in the wash and you know that, No, it's not.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
It in a plastic bag then most.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Of the time, so it doesn't leak into my bag
the sweat.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
So why am I the one put in the plastic
bag in the washing machine?
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Then you don't.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
That's only a few times after my games when I
wear my grown strap and then my tights.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Can we just let everyone know that the other day
I had to leave my job to make a personal
appearance to your workplace to pick up your dirty washing
because you had anxiety that your dirty washing would be
sitting at your workplace for four days because you guys
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were going away.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
So I had to come pick up your fucking washing
and then come home and do a load. Of course,
you are not my son. I don't know why I
do these things for you, all right.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Two things, if I leave my washing there for four days,
imagine how worse off it will smell.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Second thing, you married me.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
That was part of the contract and the stipulations, and
I actually had enforced you.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
I said, I said, can you come pick up my stuff?
He said, no, muscle be there.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
Yeah, And then I I was cursing your name the
whole drive over. Third thing, I've got a third point?
Speaker 1 (22:25):
What's the other thing?
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Actually?
Speaker 1 (22:26):
I said, you you fucking got I've got one more
three and.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
I feel full tank, So there's no issues there. You
can drive there, pick my closer.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Okay, a fourth boy, what do your other friends do?
Speaker 3 (22:37):
They leave it there? I know yeah, most of the
leave it there.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
And then when you come back, I'm not judging.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
If that's what you want to do, leave it. They
leave it there, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
And now, yeah, I never see any of the other
partners they're picking up the washing.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Yeah, well imagine the reactions they're getting.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Yeah, so most than here is get a backbone Taylor.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
No, well, most of the boys have kids, right, so
they haven't got time to get in the their partners.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
I can't wait till we have kids then, because mate,
you are bottom of the fucking barrel.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
That's fine. I can wash my stuff like training. There's
a washing machine there there.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
I think you should start implementing that. Aca.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
No. Do they have a dryer too, Yes, but I'm
not putting the dryer. Why not. I don't like putting
My Training gives the dryer because.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Its fair enough.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
So I want to take this back to where we
originally meant to go, which was at mum and Dad's house.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Bring it back.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Okay. So one thing about them as well is she,
my mom, very very.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Superstitious, anxious, how would you say, has a view that
everyone's out to get her. And I believe, yes, I
believe she gets that passed down from her father.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
My nonal, and now it's passed down to you.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
I don't think everyone's out to get me.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Ah, what you do?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Give me an example.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
No, I can't say it on here, but there's plenty
of No.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
I think you can say it on here.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Why will be called.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
I don't want to get you in trouble.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
I'm not paranoid.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Like if I was to go outside, leave this house
and forget to lock the door, I wouldn't think, oh
my god, the house is going to get burglar today.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
My mom with things like that, Yes, but there's a
lot of similarities.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Like, for instance, I'll give you an example about my mom.
They'll be sitting watching television and like the windows here,
if she sees someone walk past the house just on
their walks.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
You'll go, who's that ange? Are they here to see us? No,
they're not. They're just walking past the house. Like she's paranoid.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
But you can't see them.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
You can you can see the people walk past.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
You can't.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
You can pass the gate. Don't fucking tell me what
I don't know about my house.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
I was just there.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
You've got the big brick warn you can see heads
above the gate.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Jesus, jump down my throat.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Well, don't jump down my story continue, Okay, thank you.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
So a way to combat this if she has set
up multiple cameras all over there house security cameras, and
these aren't just security cameras where you press play and stop.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
No, no, no, she's got cameras.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
As soon as they detect noise, they'd automatically turn on
for you.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
So she has everything covered. Whatever happens, she gets gets
a notification.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
She does.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
She does because when they went overseas for three weeks,
she asks if I could go house, hit the dog
and mine their house for three weeks.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
I do know these cameras were set up, and fuck
I was having people over every two seconds. Me and
Luke were fighting in the living room. The dog did
a shit in the house.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
I didn't pick it up for ages, and she would
know exactly and she can go like this in her
phone and talk to me directly through the camera.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
So she tay, Tay, who's over, Who have you got?
Speaker 5 (25:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
And it would skin the fuck out of me. Goes,
what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (25:49):
How is she here speaking about? When they go away?
Do you remember that time they went away and Raffie
had diarrhea, Oh my god, and all over the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Floor a much Ralphie's our German Shepherd family dot John.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Shepherd on the floor, and I said, oh, clean it
what I'll use.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
So my brother is a die hard Sharks fan. Die
hard used to cry when they would lose games. All
his dream was to see them and my mom see
them win a Grand final. They finally won a Grand final.
My brother gets this awesome piece of merchandise which said
twenty sixty signed NRL Grand Final Premiership signed.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
You took it on yourself to pick that, to clean
the diarrhea, clean the ship, yeah, with that. And then
when I.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Said to you, oh my god, Marcella, don't use that.
It's gonna break my brother's yeah. And I was like
John jo Jo, and you go, fuck it, it's fine
who he won't care. And you literally mopped up the
ship with my brother's top.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
That's so mean. I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Because he moved out and he left all his clothes
in his old bedroom, so he probably still thinks it's
hanging there.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
And then remember when we told Mom, she goes, well,
that's what happens when you leave your shit here.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
She was half. I was scared. Yeah, I was like,
she's gonna she's gonna spray me and she gave good.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
Yeah, because he's got his old closet and she's been
telling him for years, come and get your stuff.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
That was gold.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
That was gold.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
Sorry for the intruding, mate.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Hey, if it's a story like that, it's welcome.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
So yeah, these security cameras pick up everything, but you
forget that they're there.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Right. So the week I was there, we were just
talking how we usually do.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
But when I'm with you, I'm a lot nicer in
communication styles when I'm with you, because I realized that.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
You could leave me.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
I won't leave, but I put you in your place.
I just tell you, and I don't.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Think it's not I I have a great respect to you.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
I know that you put up with a lot when
when you're with me, and you don't deserve an attitude
twenty four to seven.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
I shall get it.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Whereas when I you think it's bad, you should see
me with my dad.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
I've seen you, and that's why we get into the argument.
I'm not arguments. I'll say tell you you can't speak
to your father like that. It's disrespectful, but he.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
We don't see it as disrespectful because like, my dad's
like my best friend.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
He really is.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
He is.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
We used to butt heads a lot, and it wasn't
until you pointed out that we butt heads because we're
the same fucking person. And ever since you've said that,
I look at him in a different light because I'm like, oh, okay,
he's just as fucked as me, so like give him
a bit of slack. And so now when I talk
to him, I talk like it's just so outrageous. The
(28:47):
way I speak to both of those people, my mom
and dad, it literally is Tasmanian devil. That's what my
mom and dad called me, Tasmanian devil. So we were
We had just come back from my non and Nona's
house for dinner.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
That's another thing.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
When I go home, everyone wants to cook me dinner
because I haven't had their cooking in years.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
So she made my Nona.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
I just want to give her a shout out. I
think she's eighty four, I don't know. She looks great.
She's killing it.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
She doesn't think so.
Speaker 4 (29:14):
She thinks she's a day away from dying, but she
still gets her shit together. To make me homemade ravioli
spinach and recorder ravioli from scratch from scratch, And every
time I go there, she goes, Taylor, Taylor, please come
and watch, so can teach you so you can take
it home and cook it for Marcello.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Much Cella's looking shit. Yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
I don't want to know because then I feel back
for not cooking it. And then so we were there
till like ten PM and then we get home and
one thing my mom's into at the moment is rewatching
Ear episodes because ea, it's George Clooney. It was like
the og Gray's anatome vibes went on for years and
(29:53):
years and years, and my mom doesn't really like this show.
She just watches it because she gets her rocks off
watching George cloning. She loves him, loves him. And I
this was like four days into there to be in there,
and I said, enough is enough, Mum. I don't want
to fucking watch Ear again. I'm sick of going to
(30:13):
sleep to Ear and lo and behold the cameras turned
on because they heard audio and I just want to
play for you hang on, so they're not always on,
they're not always on.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
They only turn on when noise is detected.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
How loud does the noise have to be? Because even
if you're talking, how loud are we talking?
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Well, great point.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
We you know exactly how me and my family communicate,
but naturally allows vegas, so I don't think.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yeah, I don't think it does pick up audio. This clear.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
If we're talking normally, yeah, they wouldn't pick it up. No,
how were you talking?
Speaker 1 (30:46):
We were yelling.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
This is how we communicate. So this is literally not
us altering the audio or anything. I'm showing you this
conversation that was just a harmless conversation which turned into
World War III about me saying to my mom I
don't want to watch and just notice my dad in
the background.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
No, it's not, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
You say. My mom goes, oh my god, that's all
camera because she could see the camera lanes following every
person that talked.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
And that's just an example of how passionate we are
as people.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
That's gold. And that's what I said about you get
that from that, and that's a great trait to have.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Yeah, see that the littlest thing just sets him off.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
That's the same thing with you.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
But oh, really.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Do I go on tangents like that?
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Oh really?
Speaker 3 (32:16):
You do the skin care you just blew up? See
was that the.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Same level as that? Yes? Oh that's a good trait.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Thing.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Oh no, I'm going to watch myself now. I don't
want to sound like that other time.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
That's good, that's what I want to He's got.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
High blood pressure, he's gonna drop dedity.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
But yeah, we're probably going to get it in store
for them.
Speaker 4 (32:39):
But did you see how the conversation just started off.
All I said was Mum, I don't want to go
to bed watching ear tonight, And then all it took
was to go on a tangent. And now suddenly my
dad is knocking all of Australian media and how he
doesn't want to wake up bull you start your data pressed.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
It's all fun you.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Know what's funny for me?
Speaker 2 (32:58):
He's at home this whole time, right, Yeah, he's putting
up with this morning show, morning show. He hasn't said anything.
He says one thing, Susan will say and pack your
bags off you go. You've come over just for five
days to visit, and you've answered, you've answered his prayers. Yes,
(33:19):
he goes in the spare him to play his PlayStation
and to watch his Formula one because he can't put
up with but then can't watch TV, watch TV, spent
time with me, and you know what, he can never
get it right with Sue.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
So I'm so happy that you went and you solved
these issues for him. You went there and you pulled
Sue up, and then she copped it. That's what she gets.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
That's such a good point because I've noticed both of
them use me in their fights.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
How long, how long he would have put up with
his for until until he said, Sue, we've got to
start watching his death bed.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
He's too scared to say anything to that. That's what
I love about you.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
She wants a green tea, She has green tea. He's
fucking making if he's not in the kitchen with him.
Five minute, I'll make it myself. And then he comes
rushing out of the computer roof. No, no, no, I'll
make it something like his life depends on it.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
But I'm happy that you've done that for him. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
One small man, one small step for man, one huge
leap for Angelo. That is exactly how the saying goes.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
You saved them an argument, and you've and you've nullified
it in that one camera. Thank you for the camera.
Speaker 4 (34:22):
And I just want to wrap this up by saying,
because Mom's going to listen to this and feel bullied.
So I'm not discrediting the ship. You've had to put
up with him. He's a hard fucking to live with, so.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Don't worry. I've got your back always, mate, You're my
best mate.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Thank you, Sue.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
On that note, I'm done with Tay's attitude and a wingyness.
So it's it's it's today's a wrap, mate.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
I'm sick of it. So it's a more than wonder
from me.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
Okay, Well, I'm going to spruce things up and save
the day here because that was lackluster?
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Was this?
Speaker 3 (35:03):
What's his quote? Is it one of my ones? Again?
Speaker 4 (35:05):
No, it's one of your ones, Believe it or not.
There's actually philosophical people out there other than you.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Here is.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Off Google, it's off gurgle.
Speaker 5 (35:18):
What you think I've got to write one from my brain?
You can't just say I gave like eight good quotes
just then off the top of my head. Where there's fire,
there's smoke, Lead the horse to water tank? Was the
other pleasurables?
Speaker 4 (35:32):
I've delivered enough quotes I'm allowed to use one from
the internet. So today's famous quote is John Lennon. He says,
life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Don't you think that's nice?
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Don't you get what's so funny about it?
Speaker 4 (35:53):
I didn't think it was funny. I loved your reaction
because you also I just want to take some time
to say I'm confident in the fact that I don't
like meat pies. Like meat pies with me saying this
(36:18):
whole time, Taylor, before you leave New Zealand, you need
to try a meat pie. New Zealand's famous for meat pies.
I said, okay, I'm here for a while.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
I'll get to it. Never got to it.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
We're at the cafe today with our amazing producer Addam.
You've both got a beef and mince cheese pies. That's
what it was, beef, mince, mince and cheese. That's dodging itself.
They should be saying what animal the mince comes from?
Because you can have veal, you can have pork, you
(36:51):
could have beef, you could even have chicken.
Speaker 5 (36:52):
So what was it?
Speaker 3 (36:53):
Where are we going?
Speaker 1 (36:53):
I thought you were done, you know, I just had another.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
It was like a light bulb came to my head
and said, mentioned the meat pie. So I'm gonna mention it,
because I wouldn't be doing myself a credit if I
didn't mention the me.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
Do myself justice.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
I'm crying. I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
I don't know if it's emotional, your phone or something
that's not you.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Not rode, you, not railroad.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
So anyways, they said, you said you've got to have
a buye of the beef cheese whatever fucking pie was,
And I said, you know what, there's no time better
than right now.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
It was mushy.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
I tried to pick it up and it fell like
it was falling, and it didn't look like mince. It
looked like stew. And then I took a bye and
I love cheese. I did not like the cheese in there.
It was too thick for the subs, for the texture
of the meat filling. You've you hoard it out with
(38:05):
too much tomato sauce. That was the first thing where
I was like, this is feral. And I took a
bite and I said, wow, lifelong indigestion coming for day.
That's not going to be good for my heart burn.
So I just wanted to say. This comes back to
the quote life happens when you're making plans, because I
didn't plan to try the meat pie today.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
I plan to have lunch, which was a wrap.
Speaker 4 (38:34):
I just think if you didn't understand that quote, I
wanted to make it outlined of what that quote means.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
So I will leave now.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Well, well, I think the listener is just you just
took around a circle full of your ship.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
I'm crying.
Speaker 4 (38:50):
Doesn't like pies, yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, So that's the
quote of the day. Actually, not John Legend Lennon. I
think it was John Lennon, not Chrissy Tagan's husband. The
other one the Beatles won.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
We have the same birthday me and him, neither the December.
If anyone wants to wish we have a birthday, then
so the quoe is that. So I'm gonna go because
I don't know where this is going. Okay, bye, Not
that crying. I don't know what cry
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