November 20, 2024 • 46 mins
Tayla's Nono shows the family the best way to detour robbers , then a series off questions challenge Tayla to reconsider her actions moving forward as a twin mum, and finally the FB Market place nightmare begins as the time wasters take centre stage.
About The Hosts:
Tayla Montoya is an ex-cheerleader, and current radio producer for Jono and Ben on The Hits. Her roots are from a large Italian Australian family, with all the passion and fire that comes with that.
Most importantly, she is like that friend at the BBQ that is constantly surprising the group with a new questionable take, internet-based obsession or just something to annoy her husband.
Marcelo Montoya is a Fijian Australian professional rugby league player and brings insight into what it actually means to be a professional sportsman. He is a little bit bogan, and a whole lot of a perfectionist. He strives for everything in his life to be cantered and deliberate so he can perform at the highest level, while contending with his wife’s need to try and throw him off balance.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is an iHeart Radio New Zealand podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Taylor Montoya.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
That's my name, baby, what a name it is?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Hey, Welcome, welcome, welcome.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Welcome to our bedroom, spare bedroom. Yes, it's hot in here,
in summer, carpet, stage light. And also I'm just going
to address the elephant in the room. There's our dog
and our producers dog in the background. So if you
hear excessive breathing and barking, that is not the pregnant woman.
That is the two dogs scuffling around. The two bitches
(00:43):
in the back.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
They're in the background having a little play.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
And you know what they're entitled to that they're dogs.
They don't know that we're doing a podcast here, an
a graded podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
So they can live their life through having fun and
chewing each other's ears off.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Yeah not so.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I got myself thinking the other day and this will
all make sense in a minute, So just bear with me.
If our house was to get robbed, do you ever
think like, oh, what's something they'd take?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah, well what would you?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Many things?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yeah, the cars in the garage. Jesus, the keys are
right there when you walk in the wrong.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
We don't say that a hiding spot there.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
So the keys are there because you put them in
the bowl.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah. Well we're not home though, so we've got the
cars and keys.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Well there's one car going to be home because we
won't take two cars.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
That would be you could be a work I could
be at work. True, Yes, thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Louis.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
No, don't say that. Don't say that.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
That's that's the only thing I could think.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Don't say that.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Depends who're trying to rob us. I've got that makes
me really my sporting equipment.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeah, that would go, but we never know.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
No, it would go.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
They take it because that's that's they'd.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Be like, I, we'll resell that my PlayStation, yeah, oh
my watches, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
So your watches. Yeah, my jewelry. It's well shit, half
of it's fake anyway, it's my mind, but they might
think it's real.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yeah, so what I wouldn't um, what else?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Nothing, we haven't got anything expensive.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
No, But like the theme here, which I'm glad you answered,
they would take items of value. I hope they wouldn't
take Louis No, No, even though he is a most
prized position. But that's what I mean. They'll take items
of high value. So one would assume jewelry, if a
wallet's there, any money they could find around the house,
(02:42):
a laptop, you PlayStation, things like that.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Right.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
But do you think someone if they come in and
they see a little dog like him, they'll try to
take him.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah you absolutely, yes, especially a breed like this. Well,
they're not going to be scared.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, but Louis would buye them, know he would have.
He would because he doesn't know them.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
All they do is hit him and grab him. He's
not a rock wheeler whatever. You can't defend himself, my heart,
I know, I know, I agree. But AnyWho, So any
normal person can see okay, the vacuum, Okay.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Yeah, forget about it. You're thinking, I get it, I
get it. I'm getting somewhere. I'm thinking, oh my god,
we'll stop thinking.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Just listen. So I went and saw my grandparents, my
normal and Norna my no not also sorry that means
grandpa and grandma and Italian. So my grandpa.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
No.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
No. He is of the the opinion that everyone's out
to get him, like my mom. That's where she from.
That is, yes, that is exactly where she got it from.
Everyone's an enemy. Don't trust anyone. Think about ways you
can get on top of evil. Always be a step ahead,
(04:03):
because out there in the world you're going to be fucked.
So were I him. I think they do hate him. Yeah,
I got a vibe when I was there. Yeah, it's
clear that's not him in his head, that's true. Yeah,
And they gave us a so God forbid, who knows
what he's done to them because he's not easy to
(04:24):
get along with. That's another day, and that's you know
what each So I went and had dinner with them
whilst I was in Sydney, and we were all sitting
at the lovely table the way my non does dinner parties.
I wouldn't say it's a dinner party. It was just
me mom, dad, No, no, no, no is. They'll be like you,
(04:44):
you know, they'll be bread first course, milk, yeah, bread
and butter first, a salad. Then they'll be pasta, a
pasta dish, a meat dish, and then she'll bring out
the vanilla ice.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Cream you forgot about when you when you first rock
up there. And she does a little the bustle play
she does.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
God, she's such a good woman.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
You know what. It's Italian thing, it is it is.
I love it though, Yeah, I think it's so cool.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, you love it. It's hard for her though, I
know it's so hard because she's slaving away in the kitchens.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
She just wants to serve, serve, serve. No, I'm here
to serve.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
And she's so little and fragile. She like weaves fifty kilos.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
She made me.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I want to touch on this before. When you're gone
on your round about actually makes you everything.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
When I went to visit her, she made me a
homemade cake. Really.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
See, she's so lucy, just comes sit with me.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I don't Yeah, we just want tall. But then god,
once you get her started, she doesn't fucking store. Every
time she tells a story, my brother will be an
asshole and put violin music on in the background. And
she's got hearing issues. So she's got here and you're
back what's around laughing at And it's like, well, you're
twenty minutes into a fucking story and I don't even
(05:56):
know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Tells me the same story about Egypt when she's.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
It was, yeah, she's from Alexandria, which is in Egypt,
which is really cool. Even that you get her on
that and you go as you're like Egyptian and no,
apparently she's English.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I don't know, she's Spanish.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
She reckons Spanish. Oh she's she's actually a lot. She's Italian, Spanish, English.
I think she's got a bit of Greek too, and
she can speak all languages, very smart. So yeah, we're
all eating dinner talking about all range of things. One
thing about my non law is I think that's where
I get my sixth sense of humor, because I think
(06:32):
I'm vulgar. And then when I get there, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
But it's hard for me to tell where you get
it from because everyone in your family's sick, no, sick,
your mom and dad are sick in the head.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Luke's Lukes. They didn't get me started with Luke.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yeah he's on.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
So it's it's a it's an accumulation of yeah, but it's done.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah, yeah it is.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Wait till two years later down the track against real bucy,
what do you mean it gets it's funny now but
even my mom starts saying, no, no, you sound like
a sick old man. This was endearing maybe ten years ago,
because you know, oh, cute like older guy. Now it's
just fussy.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
One thing he doesn't change the times he.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Doesn't, he absolutely doesn't. And some things he says, I'm like,
I literally said to one comment he said, I said,
please promise me you do not repeat this up che
club this week. Yeah yeah. Bowls. Yeah, bowls, bowls like
old school bowls. That's these one social outing every week.
(07:33):
So yeah, we're all sitting eating dinner and my dad
notices beautiful alcohol and a range of alcohol behind my
nominal eating.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
In the dining room.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Yeah. So there's like a Brandy bottle, a vodka bottle,
a grapper bottle. Grappa is kind of like Italian vodka. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
they put it in their short blacks and she gets
real weird after about six short blacks my because he's
got Grappa. But yeah, and Dad's noticing all this beautiful
(08:04):
glassware and he goes to my normal, oh, can we
have a shot of Grappa after dinner? And Nonal goes
in his accent, I'm not going to even try and
do it because I can't. It's so fucking thick. I
was like, oh, sorry, we can't, and my dad goes, oh,
why are you saving it for a special occasion, And
he said no, I've emptied out all the alcohol and
(08:25):
filled it with water in case someone comes and robs
the house and they take that. I laughed to myself
because I think they get in the car they smell go,
oh shit, it's water, And I said, sorry, sorry, can
we just take three steps back? What the fuck? And
my mom? I've never seen my mom look so coopcious.
So that's all water. So where's the alcohol? And he
(08:48):
said this is house like I said, OHI is he
So he's got summer alcohol, summer water. So it's like
the luck of the draw. But that grab a bottle
was water, but he forgot which ones he filled with alcohol,
which ones he filled with water. So the other day
he's gone and grabbed what he thought was one filled
with water, emptied it out to put real alcohol in it.
(09:11):
And he's noticed Lucy, his wife, my Nona, has gone
to the kitchen and go, what's that smell? What's that smell?
Smells like methylated spirits. He goes, oh shit, that was real.
So he tipped out one with real fucking grapper in it,
and he was beside himself because that was like, that's
kind of expensive. He's like a fifty dollars bottle of out.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I don't. I don't care how expensive it is. I
get my head around the fact that he's.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I know, he's preparing for a burglar to come in
and just steal that. Don't worry about the jury or
the money in the safe.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
About his computer, yeah, exactly, or who the fuck.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
I'm sorry, I was gonna rob someone's house. I don't
care about the alcol Dan Murphy says, some pretty fucking
good deals. I'm not counting on the brandy.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Then Murphy's in Australia.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
No, they have dams, you too, Okay, what's here? Then
it'll be b ws. No, I'm super liquor. Yeah, the boys,
that's super liquor. So yeah, like just absurd. And my
mom has always said, hang.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
On, does he still have the persia? No he doesn't.
He doesn't have the Pugo anymore. All right, thank god.
Does he have one of them's cars in the garage.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, he does.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
That's going first. I'm sorry, the cars going first before
the liquor.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Actually, I don't think so. That's like a thirty year
old rab war. I don't think anyone.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
He had one of his YouTube in there, one of
his nice cars he has.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Oh no, that's gone now it's just the rab four
in there haven't been was Yeah, but my mom always
said something about my nominal that never made sense until
now that I'm old enough to understand. What did He said?
Never go on a plane with George.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
That's his name, George.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
I used to say, why shows, because if anything's going
to happen, it'll be on that plan and where he's
on because he attracts every fucking thing, every negative situation,
and she's spot on. He's only flown twice in his life.
One time a flock of birds flew through the engine
and they had to make an emergency landing. And the
second time the plane was struck by lightning twice, and
(11:17):
my mom said, never again, because he's just he thinks
the worst, so the worst happens. And that's Italian.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
That's not Italian, I think it is. You just live
on edge.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Yeah, and we expect, I said before.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
He got a lot of passion. Yeah, sometimes a passion
can botch in the ass. It's similar to me. Yeah,
the way I play the game, the way I play rugby.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
League, Yep, run it straight, end up with a broken deer.
Ha there's something new with you every week. They're fucking
freezer doesn't have food in it because it's filled with
ice for you.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
That's what I have to do. I have to look
after the body mate.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
I can't, you know. I always think about what's going
to happen. And in twenty years you're going to age
so quickly. I reckon me because of the work you do.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Really well, if I'm gone all right just by using
nvia cream and you're and you're spending two hundred bucks
on old mate, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Talking about wrinkles. I'm talking about you're gonna have hip recos,
knee recos.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
I already had knee issues.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
You've had concussions.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I'll be fine, mates, I'll be fine. Okay, well hope,
so I'll be funny. May you'll be one with the issues.
Your shoulders already bunk. You didn't even played rugby league.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I was a dancer, so don't go there like you.
I was an athlete. I was a paid athlete. I
got paid to do what cheerleading. That's how we met,
doesn't it absolutely does. I was paid a.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Few hair flix one leg ki wow. Wow, let's not
get started.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
On let's not fucking get started, because that's not an athlete,
because get fucked.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Have you watched the new Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders documentary?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Alright, let's just stop here.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I get canceled exactly, stop right here, exactly, So don't
start this stuff.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Just because I have enough use that job to meet
my husband doesn't mean other women.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
And I don't want to talk about it because I'll
get canceled.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
So let's end it. So I'm going to kncel you now.
I don't want to do this with you anymore. I
don't want to do We're going, okay.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Mother mon Monday.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Yeah, So we're getting closer to the crunch time. You know,
that's how long now until we're going to give birth.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
It depends where this is going to air.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
We're getting close, real close, and so I want to
put some scenarios in trimester. Yeah, t mester, but you're
getting close, and so I want to put some scenarios
in your in your mind, and I want you to
make it like I make a decision on how you're
going to respond.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Okay, the other day, so okay, okay, so the other
day we're selling.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
We sold your car, and before selling your car, We
went to Woolies to get to get a few groceries,
and we're pulling out of Woolies, you know, to go home,
and I've looked left and as I look right, I
see this car coming in.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I watch you. You don't look right.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
The car's going slow, so I know, okay, she is
going to pull out. You've pulled out in front of
this lady driving up up the street. She's beeping you
holding the horn and like when I say beep, she's holding.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
The horn down, dramatic, holding the horn down.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Traumatic looked at her and just waved, but waved in
like a sarcastic yeah, sarcastic way.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
So I want to put this in your So you
so you reacted that way, then you responded that way.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Then it's quite tame for me.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
The thing I want to say to you was that
was your fault.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
And and the other thing I want to say is,
how are you going to respond now if there's two
baby seats in the back of your turning right?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
So, first of all, she was so dramatic. The car's
wait in close to each other. And he's an idea.
So what if you had to break one point in
your life, would you rather crash into me and we
go through insurance and our whole life's annoying for the
next six weeks. No, so just chill out because I'm
(15:20):
going through a lot at the moment. My brain's not
where it used to be, so I'm sorry if I
don't see a car on the road that is about
to hit me. Yeah, things happen. So like that's why
I waved sarcastically at her, because I was like, yeah,
we get it, babe, He's still alive. I'm still life.
Let's go on with our day, win the day. And
(15:42):
I've already I really reckon. I tone it down quite
a lot because if you ask me that scenario prepregnancy,
I'm getting out of the car.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
So well, not necessarily if it was if it was
something that someone did to you.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
So if that was you driving up the hill and
she was turned the corner, there you go. There you go.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
So put yourself in her shoes, right, because you've pulled
out right in front of her, so she's had to break.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
So if she was another foot you'd been, you had
done the exact same thing.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
But it wasn't, so we'll never know.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
But I'm just trying to put these in your head,
these scenarios when the girls you can't be acting, You
can't be acting.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
I'm and I do agree. Because my best friend Cody
came to visit us a few weeks ago in Auckland
and we were reminiscing on the good old days of
where me and Codes used to go out every single
night of the weekend and we'd just live it up.
Life has obviously changed quite drastically now, and she said,
(16:38):
oh God, I can only imagine what you're going to
be like the first night you go out and drink
after babies are born, because you haven't drunk in nine months.
I haven't gone out in nine months. She has I'm
going to be secretty guard that night because she knows
what I'm like. And I was like, ha ha, And
then I thought to myself and I said to her, actually, no,
(17:02):
I'm not going to be like that, because now I
know I'm responsible for two girls, right, not that they'll
be around and can see what I'm doing, but like example, yeah,
I don't want to be preaching to them. You can't
do that. You can't do that, and then when they're
not looking, I'm out bloody doing all this crap. Start
and fight. It's like it's just not I don't think
(17:24):
it's in my blood anymore. And if it is, I
will not give it attention. I will turn the other
way because, like I think about my mom, she wasn't
carrying on like me when she had kids. I don't
know what she was like before she had me. There's
no way in hell i'd catch my mom giving someone
the bird on the road and stuff. She's always very responsible. Yeah, yeah, I've.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Seen Susan driving.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Runs a detail, but I've seen it, and I hope
that works for you.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
I hope that works. And just so you know, I
mean your corn.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
And I've heard from a lot of my friends that
have had babies, they say, you.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Probably don't even want to go out anyway.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Oh I wouldn't say that. It's been a long time months,
so you stop. Okay, you've had your gallivanting time. It's
my time to shine. No, you haven't. You work like
seven days a week. You haven't. But there is that
option if you wanted to, you could. I don't have
that option. I went out when I was pregnant for
(18:28):
Casey's Hands, my one of my good best friends. I
was her maid of honor. I went out for her
hands heavily pregnant, and it's not an option. I was
physically there. Mentally I was not there. Mentally, I was
feeling kicks, tired, Like drinking a diet coke is not
the same as like getting that umph of like a
(18:51):
vodka red bull, obviously, you know. But yeah, and then
I've had a lot of friends that have had babies
saying they teach you patients, And I think that is
the best, the biggest thing I'm looking forward to in
life because I've never ever known patience before. I'm the
type of person that, like, say, for instance, we're at
(19:14):
an elevator, right, normal person like you, You'll press the
button to go up or down, and you'll wait until
the elevator comes me. I press the button. If it's
not there with in two seconds, I press it again.
I press again. I know it's not doing anything like,
it's just I need to I'm just so impatient. Or
when I'm walking in the shopping center, people are strolling
in front of me. Overtake, got no time. You want
(19:36):
to go for your Sunday walk, go to one Tree Hill,
Do not come to Sylvia Park. You know, so like
I'm looking forward to being able to slow down and
be in the moment because the way I live is unhealthy.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
You always, like I said before, you always living in red.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
You can't Yeah, yeah, it's unattainable.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
You can't give dooring that.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
No, And that's why I think God because people are like,
wait till we have a baby. Well, I'm having two babies,
so it's double the lesson, double the patience. And I
think that is why because they say there's saying that
God doesn't give people twins unless they can handle it.
We'll see how that goes. But but I feel like I
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need them more than they'll need me, because I'll see
the world so differently, which.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
I think is a blessing in its own way. It is.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Imagine you're coming home and I don't have an attitude
what a day that will be for you? Those Well,
it might take a few years to get there.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Would you still say, master, when you've been out there gallivant?
Speaker 3 (20:38):
And I said, now I've been able to getting flogged,
it'd be nice to come home and just sit.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Down, all right.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
So I'm keen to get these scenario Sonum employees because
I want to see if I am there yet, so
throw some things at me. I'll tell you what I
would do prepregnancy, what i'll do post pregnancy, all right,
as mum?
Speaker 3 (20:59):
Okay, So we're driving and this always happens to you,
and then someone cuts us off. The girls are sitting
in the back, I'm in the passenger seat. Usual like
the usual response would be be finger up, spraying him.
I'm sitting the car saying you like, we can't do
anything just and and half the reason it would have
(21:22):
been your fault because.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
The lane's ending.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
So like a nice person, a normal person, you go,
you speed up and block him to the last drink
and then go, oh, hang on, they need to come in, right,
I'm going to suit.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Let him in.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
He beeps, you beep, you you you with the bird up.
The guys are in the back, they're crying. How are
you going to respond to this?
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Now? Fake news?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
First and foremost, that's the truth. But in that has happened,
and you said, don't do that. Just about why do
you let people walk all over you in life?
Speaker 2 (21:55):
That's what.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Don't let people walk all over you. This is a society.
People need to know how a function.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
And I understand, but you allowing him to make you inferior.
That's you letting them walk all over you, me being
in the moment saying you go, bro, have a good day.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
He's gone. You're in control of your own.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Emotions, so it is okay, cool. So that's pre Now
as a mom, I've got the girls in the back.
If that happens, he cuts me off, they cut me off,
I would just say, now, listen, girls, here's a lesson
for you. Don't drive like an idiot, and that's it.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
I won't react.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
So that's okay.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Awkward too because their baby seats will be so think
they'll be seen in the back of the seat.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Yeah, yeah, I would never put the girls in danger
when it's just me. I wouldn't even put you in danger.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
You don't need to.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I haven't, I haven't never, I never have. But like
when it's just me feelss but that I've got girls, kids, babies,
I would never ever put them in danger, like for
stupid ship.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
Another scenario, we're out, I've had a bad game and
we've gone out for dinner or drink somewhere. Yeah, someone
a fan comes up to me or so called fan
comes to me and says, sarcastically, a good game the
other night Montoya.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Oh my god, hearing this, boy.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
How we how are you going to react to that?
Are you going to respond to that? Cause I can
I just go.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
I know where they're coming from and know they've been
a smart ass, but I just go, thanks, mate, have
a great night.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
I'll bite my tongue. I'm the bigger man. What are
you going to say?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
I actually physically can't respond to this. No, I actually
can't because that that that is poison to me. That
is like there's nothing that is the ultimate test that scenario,
because first of all, how dare you? How dare you?
Speaker 3 (24:11):
So this is what I'm saying. You know you're never
going to lose old Tay, and I don't want to
lose the old Tay. I wanted to still be there
the fire ye old I need that in my life.
What I'm saying is I'm saying is when the girls
around you can't you can't have it there when they're
not there, Wait, go hard.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
If it's mean you're the car.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
No, no, no, I'll go to practice.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
What I pray you that I'm saying that that's the
scenario you can't come with up with the answer, which
means you're.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Not ready to move on. We're not ready to move on.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Well, I think there is power in killing them with kindness, right,
so maybe that's the approach. I'll go someone says.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
A good game.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
I'll be like, oh, thank you. You let us know
when when you're playing first grade, and we'll buy tickets
to watch you have a nice night. Sorry, can't afford
those drinks you're about to buy. It's not on us, bye,
because that's not that's not bad. That's just like you were.
You want to what was that saying? I stuffed up
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the other day? You play with fire, you get burned.
You know if you put that out? Well what what
you know?
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Yeah, that's actually you. You're not adding fill to the fire,
but you're.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Saying shutting it down.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
I'm putting the hose on that fire. I'm a firefighter.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
That's nice, that's nice.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
I want more scenario. All Right, We're sitting at home.
The girls are fairly newborn sitting there. I'm a old one,
your old one. What was he going to be living
with the Lombardy? So Dad walks in that goes, hey,
what are you doing to It's a beautiful day. I've
gone for a surf, get outside, you get some.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Tay. What are you doing, Sue?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Sue?
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Why are the kids still at home?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Tay? Tay, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Take off for a walk?
Speaker 1 (25:59):
It's time. People listening to this would think you're being dramatic.
This is spot on time and you're forgetting you're so white, Taylor.
You need somebody for a walk. Must have the girls
for a walk. Mass And I'll just say.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Because this is probably the biggest one. Are you responding
to this?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Once I get them off my tit, I'll be sure
to go outside.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
That's that's a little bit aggressive. Now you're taking it
too far. Bring it back, Bring it back, I've.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Got I've got it.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Take a breath.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Hey, dadda, I just want to take this moment to
say thank you so much for letting us live in
your house. But this is the final straw and I'm out. Mussell.
Call up my brother. We're renting somewhere. Get on here
BnB and find something because yeah, let's go plain b.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
No, that's does that make you?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
I forgot that we're going to be there. That changes everything.
That changes everything.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Three really strong scenarios where I think you'll normally crumble
in so I think you should have a real hard
hard to think about those three scenarios and go hang on,
all right, masters come up with some really good ones,
because I've seen you numerous times.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
People don't know the full details.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
But the second one House said when people come up
to me sometimes and be smart asses.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Mate, Yeah, let's not brought that out in the universe,
because then people listening will be I'm going to do
that for fun and the next minute getting kicked out
of every club dramas. So let's not elaborate on that one.
And if you're listening and go, next time they see
her out, I'm going to come in, don't. How about
let's just talk about our star signs. I'm a big
(27:44):
fan of horoscopes. Let's bond, Let's be friends.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
What do you want to say?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Enemies to dad?
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Yep, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
That's a hard one.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
No, you need to answer now, because I feel like
you're like you're trying to push it back because you're saying,
it's all right, it's my dad, He'll copp it.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
It's fine. So here you like, so here, you put.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
On a versada on me, going it's all right, I'll
say these nice things but no, deep down it's my
old man. I'll say what I want to him. You
can't be like that. What you say here, it's video,
that's proof Adams in the room. I produces in the room.
He's heard it, he's seen it. You better stick by it.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
What are you saying, I'm going to teach Louis to
be an attack dog and I'm just going to say,
Louis fuck him up.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Yeah, he goes and comes in from a surf. Louis
jumps on his neck.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Right ankles.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
I don't know. That's making my blood boil.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Let's leave it there, Let's leave it.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
But I think what I want to do is get
a tattoo where it's martually seen that says like I'm
a mom now. So when I'm in those moments and
I'm like about to pull the trigger and just look
at the tattoo, and I'll say I'm a mom now,
and I'll be like, you're right, No, it's.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Not happening because you already have a tattoo on your
body that you want to remove.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Yeah, I any more I.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Wanted to remove. All right, we're not getting it.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
The other week, I told you get a shirt that
says dad, I'm fine, leave me alone.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
I don't want to coffee.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
You know what you do?
Speaker 3 (29:11):
You know what you do, just as he walks in,
just sitting on the tour like you're doing a week,
because he gets real weird about it.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Remember the other time, another week, I was facetiming Sue
and hehow he talked about this.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
He said that anyway, I'm FaceTime and his mom she
always calls me like I'm a son. Anyway, we're talking
and then tas on a toilet doing her business and
doing a week, and I said, here you goes Sue,
he's your daughter. And I turned the camera to face Tae.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
And big Billy there like that, my girl is in there.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
And then happens. He's always around peaking, isn't he is?
Speaker 3 (29:47):
He's always he's always nosing around And he goes, who's.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
That time he puts some clothes on?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
So that just just else a piece. He put the
camera on me.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
What everything's open up to you to your family than everything?
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Oh my dad?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Anyway, that's that's it.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Yeah, well that's completely triggering. I haven't I haven't made
as much progress as I thought.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
I think you get there. I have to. I'm looking
at my wife.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
Now.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
I know you guys can't see me looking at my wife,
but I'm telling you now, she's hit a war. Guys,
she's hit a wall. Peeps, listeners.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
She's sitting right in front of me, across from me,
and she's in some serious pain.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
The girls are kicking at the circus.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
You've got kicked in the rib cage. One of my
pregnancy side effects is I keep getting baby brain.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Wasn't going to say that.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Thanks for putting that out. There is an infected write ear,
a blocked ear, and I've done antibiotics for it and
it's come back. It's my ears ringing right now. I
can't hear anyone on this side of me, the right side.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
And like I shouldn't say this, I don't say it,
but I want to say it.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
I have to say this. This is part of the
reason why I keep telling you clean your ease.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
It's nothing to do with that. It's got nothing to
do with the cleanliness of my ear. I'm suffering from
cyan itis as a pregnancy side effect, and unfortunately, the
fluid is trapped between my nostrils and so stop. I
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know you're in a physician surge.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
American.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
I'm not American who said that.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Anyway, we're geting off topic, you I mean, yeah, sorry.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
Part of that is the process of you know, we
can't take everything back to Australia.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
It's just too much.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
It's just too much to take you back with us.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
It's just too well, I want to take you back.
Just just smile to all right, we're here, we're alive,
we're healthy.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
It's fine, okay, one of us is healthy.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Oh my god, she's actually kicking me so hard.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
She's saying, wake up. Anyway, we've got to sell our car.
So we've got to sell tay hise car and we've
sold it.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
So we sold it the other day, my beloved car,
my first baby.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
And the thing I want to get into is the
process of selling a car. Okay, the press of selling
a car. You know, whether it's the female or the
male in the relationship or whatever it is in the relationship. Right,
We go to sell the car and the lady that
comes to see the car, she comes with her brother
or her boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
I don't know who it was. Yeah, we didn't ask you.
You don't as as questions.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Anyway, we pull up and we meet in a side
street because we don't want to be meeting at people.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
At you know, our address, Yeah, at your address.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
No, it's weird.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Yeah, you don't know who's wrong looking up. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
So you rock up there and it's all good, like
they come out, but they look like beautiful people.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Like nice people. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
As soon as I saw her, I said, I'd love
to sell my car to her, because a weird thing
I've got is because I love the car so much,
I want someone else to love it as much and
look after it, you know. So as soon as I
saw her, I said, should make a great owner of
this vehicle.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
Yes, And so they're walking towards the car and it's
like you're next to me, and then she's next to
him and it's just me and the guy make an
eye contact. I'm like, hang on, this is your car. Yeah,
I shouldn't even be here. You need to sell your
own car, and then.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
You shouldn't even be there, so you don't care if
I get attacked.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
No, well, I feel like I don't know what about that.
We'll have some input. Walk up with me, explain the car.
You know the car better than me. And then she's
walking next to him, like not making an eye contact
with any of us, and I'm like, well, who wants
the car?
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Like do you want to sell the car? Or do
you want the car?
Speaker 3 (34:00):
Whose car is it? Anyway, I have to do all
those all that admin there, which is fine. I don't
mind doing it, but I'm just like, why.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
It sounds like you minded not really okay?
Speaker 3 (34:10):
So there you go up, but I'm just saying, like,
do you think it's funny or do you think it's weird?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Well, to be honest, you were left with no option
because I don't know if you noticed, but I walked off.
So once you opened your mouth and you were like
engaging with him, I said, this is great. I don't
need to be here. So I crossed the road and
sat at the pilates, the pilates by the beach, yeah,
pillarates business, and sat on the stool there, and I
just watched it all go down. And then you go, hey,
(34:37):
we're going to take it for a test drive. Do
you want to come with us? And I said no,
hold stay, So you three drove off and I'm just stayed.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
And I thought it was nice from the guy. He said, oh,
does she wanted my car? Started to sit in my
car so trust me, mate, she's fine. Yeah, the last
thing you want to say, sitting in there, get and
then she feels a bit sick.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
You spews in your car?
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Yeah, which is the possibility.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
The possibility.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Well, that's that just goes with the different roles in relationships, right.
I feel like with things like that, like selling a
car and other like task like that, we're involved meeting strangers.
You do that because I simply just will not bless you,
and you're so good at small talk and engaging with strangers.
(35:21):
You've actually got a real knack for it. I don't.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
Engaging. It's easy when you're selling a car. You know,
they obviously come to buy it. Yeah, you know, so
that like they're obviously there for a reason, so that's
quite easy as well.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Yeah, so you've taken that on board, and I've taken
on the Facebook marketplace side of these where we're selling
a few items. Mate, if we want to go through
my message now, I'm such a savage to be with
this guy message. We're selling our dining table which we've
had for two years now, three years, and it's in
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really great condition, really great condition, but we don't want
to take it to Ozzie with us because we don't.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Know where we're going to live, so we know what's
going on.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Yeah, and it's only a fourth eater, so we'll need
more than that because we've got a few more mouths
to feed soon. So I was like, stuff, but we'll
just sell it. See what we can get for it.
We've listed it as two hundred dollars, but I know, like,
I just take it for one hundred and fifty whatever.
But how much do we even buy that for?
Speaker 2 (36:28):
No?
Speaker 1 (36:29):
I do can't remember. And then this guy like you
get so many time why it's says, Hi, is this
still available?
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (36:37):
And then they never apply. Hi, where's pick up? Then
you say, and then they never reply, and it's just
an ongoing thing. I've had forty five inquiries, right, And
then this one guy got to me, yes, ton, And
I wasn't in the mood clearly. I was actually in
a similar mood to what I am now. Happens around
this time of day. He goes seventy dollars cash I
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pick up into our I said, how bet you keep
your money at stay at home? Just say that I did.
Who the fuck are you to call the shots? Who
are you it's listed for two hundred. At least come
to the party at a bit higher seventy dollars rather
frow it out than that, because it's the principal No, Hi,
how are you? No like nothing, no formalities? Or what
(37:24):
are those pleasurables? Is that what the word is? Pleasant trees?
Pleass plea. It sounds like he was going to bring
adult toys to the facewook fucker, sorry, fans, I meant
bleasant trees. You know what happens in the good old
(37:47):
days of Hey, how are you? I'm very interested in
the table. What's the lowest price?
Speaker 2 (37:53):
You'd go?
Speaker 1 (37:54):
And then if I said one hundred and he comes
back with seventy, I'd go, you know what, you seem
like a good bloke, pick it up, but you come
in hot like that? No, hey, how are you? Oh cool?
Stay at home, keep your cash, get out of my
life back.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Yeah, I wouldn't have said anything to him, or just
wouldn't have.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Replied, yeah, Well, that's that's where we're different people. You
want to play with fire, you get smoke. Is that
you play with smoke, you get fire. I'm going he was.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Adding field to your fire.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
That like saying is what you play, you play with fire,
you get But what do you like say you play
with you get smoked. This comes back to my point
about when you're pregnant, your brain shrinks.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
You know what today feels like it's shrunk.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
A lot more than shrinking.
Speaker 5 (38:55):
There.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
I don't know what's going on in there. Yeah, but
a lot of shrink.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Yeah. And then another thing with Facebook Marketplace is so
I've been willing and dealing with strangers and then when
like we've had someone come and buy what was that thing?
We had the buffet table? And she was like, oh,
can I come pick it up tonight? I said, sorry, no,
I'm out. I wasn't out.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
You went home.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
I don't want strangers to come to the house when
you're at home because I don't know if you're aware,
But the sausage dog isn't much of a guard dog,
so I need someone else. Then when we came up
with a time for her to come, she comes, and
then like it's such a random experience letting a stranger
into your house and she could see everything while she
(39:39):
was you were like, what else do you want?
Speaker 2 (39:42):
We're moving, you know, what else do you want to buy?
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Yeah? And she has what else do you have at
the warehouse and we'll go, well, mate, we're happy to
let go of everything right now.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
There shouted like an outdoor seat. I said, you want
to buy the outdoor setting? She goes, yeah, much, yeah,
So I'm doing deals.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Right pretty much.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Put a lounge rooms eat together for her to take.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
I said, I do you want to buy this this
portable air conditioner?
Speaker 2 (40:06):
She says, okay, how much?
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
I'm like, mate, we're just working, working.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
We can work at a deal here, though, I leave,
and then.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
She tries to say, all right, we asked it.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Well.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
We said if you're on the dining table, we'll do
at a good price with the buffet table because it's
a pairing thing.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
And then.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
She said, ah, you know, CA do this price and
she said the price and I said, no, no, that's
listed for two hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
You can't ask for this, especially when I'm getting inquiry.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
That's not a deal.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
The interest is there.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
That's not a deal. Then you know that means you're
wrotten us. So I said, I'm sorry, love, yeah, don't
come here saying that.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
And then when she came to I will put on
all the ads on Facebook Marketplace cash on pick up,
I said, where's the cash? I didn't bring cash. I said, well, Olean,
we've going to have an issue now. So and then
she goes transfer and I said, well, how will we
know it's going to come in. You're not leaving the house.
I heldage, You're not leaving this house until the money
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comes through. Lucky for her, it was ASP to ASP,
so it was very quick, so she could e vacate
the property. But she's about to transfer the money and shays,
is there any discount? I said, I already gave you
fifty dollars off the price that I had to advertise.
What do you want? Do you want to take all
the clothes in my wardrobe? Tu while we're at it either.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
And don't come in and say, oh, can we do
a deal?
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Yeah, do a deal?
Speaker 2 (41:31):
Good deal.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Yeah, it's a good deal.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
She's not on the table now, Yeah, so we'll get
the fae table and get out.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (41:39):
Leave.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Yeah. So, if anyone's interested, we currently still have a
on the market, an air con portable air con the
dining tables sold. Someone's coming at seven thirty tonight to
pick it up. She asked if the legs were able
to take off I said, they are, but that's something
you'll need to do outside of my property.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
I can't come here and take it off in my house. Yeah,
go outside the street and door. What is this it's
a mechanical warehouse. Yeah, I don't get someone's.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Bring you Yeah, And I said, do you have an
al and k because we don't. She said yes, I
will bring an alan key cool Sophie, Sophie or Sarah?
And then what else do we And then we've got
an outdoor setting for sale people, beautiful charcoal gray, used
but like new. Actually we haven't even used it. I've
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never sat on it.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
Louis use it more than us.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
Yeah, it was more just for show for those summer
months that didn't summer that much here in New Zealand.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
Things.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Gabriel. Actually that's a great selling point. Durable outdoor setting
survived cyclone Gabriel.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
I think that's rude because we didn't get the effects
of that. In Auckland we were this we did.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
Are you for reals on a balcony at our place?
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Wind has no limits? What? Well you? Because I can't
help you because there a balcony, the wind goes. Sorry, guys,
we'll leave you so low.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
Our balcony was enclosed. This is my wife.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
Now the balcony was enclosed, it had it had railings
that could click.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
That wind get in there.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Let me read.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
Are you and your fire? You smoke? And now the
balcony I've had enough.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
Let me rephrase that. We've stood four seasons of a year. Yes, summer, winter,
just spring, autumn, rain, hails, shine.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
And it's still kicking.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Yeah, so you reach out if you're in the in
the market. What else are we getting rid of? Is
that it?
Speaker 2 (43:39):
That's it? That's it?
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Husband for sale? Actually no, because you get some bites there.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
I reckon this, baby brain. I can't do this, baby
brain anymore. How long does this last?
Speaker 1 (43:53):
I'm sorry for the kill that's going to beat the
table up today, Come and go. You told me the
measurements with love.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
It depends on the day.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
She comes in.
Speaker 3 (44:04):
Listen, mate, Now you should get that shirt that you
said you wanted to get. I'm pregnant with the twins.
Don't talk to me, just come take the table.
Speaker 4 (44:09):
Yeah, don't answer in allen key, don't asks for dimensions.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Yeah, take your table.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
Yeah. And I don't like when people on Facebook marketplace go,
Can I come look at it? You can only come
look at if you're gonna buy it. Yeah, this isn't
fantastic furniture. This isn't freedom.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
Yeah, it's Marsone's house. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
So you come and you commit, or you don't come
at all. You can asks for more photos obviously, but
I'm not a showroom.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
People ask the questions through the message.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
You know, when you buy something from marketplace or anywhere
second here, it's not going to be one. It's going
to be a scratch here or a chip there. That's
what you That's what you're going to subscribe to you
when you buy it.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
Yeah. Yeah, And I think the lesson of this is pleasant.
Trees are still in fashion, people, so use them.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Say it better. So I understand.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
Manners are still in fashion, so you.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Or common sense?
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Yeah maybe I don't know.
Speaker 4 (45:13):
Okay, Well we're going to wrap it up again today
because I've just sitting here with you.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
It is good and I love it. It's good. Thanks,
but I've had enough for today, all right. So it's
a mother Mandy from us.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Well, I've got a quote today. It comes from road Way.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
Who's singer?
Speaker 1 (45:34):
No, that's Rod. Do you think of Rod Stewart.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Day is a rapper, isn't it? Is a rapper? American rapper.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
All right, Well, he says, before you get one win,
you've got to take a thousand losses.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Oh it's a good one day, I see him.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
It's wise. It's one of the wiser ones I've brought
to the podcast.
Speaker 3 (45:55):
It's not one of your, but it's not one of
my favorite ones because I just feel like like Louie
could have come up with that quote.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Really does Louis speaking English all of a sudden. Well,
he's a smart dog.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
He's very smart. He's probably smarter than.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
We should put him in the Guinness World Book of
Records for the only ever speaking dog.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
We could have put him in that book for other reasons,
for how many shiits he does in a day.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
Okay, bye, Masks for Naka
This is an iHeart Radio New Zealand podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Taylor Montoya.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
That's my name, baby, what a name it is?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Hey, Welcome, welcome, welcome.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Welcome to our bedroom, spare bedroom. Yes, it's hot in here,
in summer, carpet, stage light. And also I'm just going
to address the elephant in the room. There's our dog
and our producers dog in the background. So if you
hear excessive breathing and barking, that is not the pregnant woman.
That is the two dogs scuffling around. The two bitches
(00:43):
in the back.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
They're in the background having a little play.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
And you know what they're entitled to that they're dogs.
They don't know that we're doing a podcast here, an
a graded podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
So they can live their life through having fun and
chewing each other's ears off.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Yeah not so.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I got myself thinking the other day and this will
all make sense in a minute, So just bear with me.
If our house was to get robbed, do you ever
think like, oh, what's something they'd take?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah, well what would you?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Many things?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yeah, the cars in the garage. Jesus, the keys are
right there when you walk in the wrong.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
We don't say that a hiding spot there.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
So the keys are there because you put them in
the bowl.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah. Well we're not home though, so we've got the
cars and keys.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Well there's one car going to be home because we
won't take two cars.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
That would be you could be a work I could
be at work. True, Yes, thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Louis.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
No, don't say that. Don't say that.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
That's that's the only thing I could think.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Don't say that.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Depends who're trying to rob us. I've got that makes
me really my sporting equipment.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeah, that would go, but we never know.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
No, it would go.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
They take it because that's that's they'd.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Be like, I, we'll resell that my PlayStation, yeah, oh
my watches, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
So your watches. Yeah, my jewelry. It's well shit, half
of it's fake anyway, it's my mind, but they might
think it's real.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yeah, so what I wouldn't um, what else?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Nothing, we haven't got anything expensive.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
No, But like the theme here, which I'm glad you answered,
they would take items of value. I hope they wouldn't
take Louis No, No, even though he is a most
prized position. But that's what I mean. They'll take items
of high value. So one would assume jewelry, if a
wallet's there, any money they could find around the house,
(02:42):
a laptop, you PlayStation, things like that.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Right.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
But do you think someone if they come in and
they see a little dog like him, they'll try to
take him.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah you absolutely, yes, especially a breed like this. Well,
they're not going to be scared.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, but Louis would buye them, know he would have.
He would because he doesn't know them.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
All they do is hit him and grab him. He's
not a rock wheeler whatever. You can't defend himself, my heart,
I know, I know, I agree. But AnyWho, So any
normal person can see okay, the vacuum, Okay.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Yeah, forget about it. You're thinking, I get it, I
get it. I'm getting somewhere. I'm thinking, oh my god,
we'll stop thinking.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Just listen. So I went and saw my grandparents, my
normal and Norna my no not also sorry that means
grandpa and grandma and Italian. So my grandpa.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
No.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
No. He is of the the opinion that everyone's out
to get him, like my mom. That's where she from.
That is, yes, that is exactly where she got it from.
Everyone's an enemy. Don't trust anyone. Think about ways you
can get on top of evil. Always be a step ahead,
(04:03):
because out there in the world you're going to be fucked.
So were I him. I think they do hate him. Yeah,
I got a vibe when I was there. Yeah, it's
clear that's not him in his head, that's true. Yeah,
And they gave us a so God forbid, who knows
what he's done to them because he's not easy to
(04:24):
get along with. That's another day, and that's you know
what each So I went and had dinner with them
whilst I was in Sydney, and we were all sitting
at the lovely table the way my non does dinner parties.
I wouldn't say it's a dinner party. It was just
me mom, dad, No, no, no, no is. They'll be like you,
(04:44):
you know, they'll be bread first course, milk, yeah, bread
and butter first, a salad. Then they'll be pasta, a
pasta dish, a meat dish, and then she'll bring out
the vanilla ice.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Cream you forgot about when you when you first rock
up there. And she does a little the bustle play
she does.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
God, she's such a good woman.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
You know what. It's Italian thing, it is it is.
I love it though, Yeah, I think it's so cool.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, you love it. It's hard for her though, I
know it's so hard because she's slaving away in the kitchens.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
She just wants to serve, serve, serve. No, I'm here
to serve.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
And she's so little and fragile. She like weaves fifty kilos.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
She made me.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I want to touch on this before. When you're gone
on your round about actually makes you everything.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
When I went to visit her, she made me a
homemade cake. Really.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
See, she's so lucy, just comes sit with me.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I don't Yeah, we just want tall. But then god,
once you get her started, she doesn't fucking store. Every
time she tells a story, my brother will be an
asshole and put violin music on in the background. And
she's got hearing issues. So she's got here and you're
back what's around laughing at And it's like, well, you're
twenty minutes into a fucking story and I don't even
(05:56):
know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Tells me the same story about Egypt when she's.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
It was, yeah, she's from Alexandria, which is in Egypt,
which is really cool. Even that you get her on
that and you go as you're like Egyptian and no,
apparently she's English.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I don't know, she's Spanish.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
She reckons Spanish. Oh she's she's actually a lot. She's Italian, Spanish, English.
I think she's got a bit of Greek too, and
she can speak all languages, very smart. So yeah, we're
all eating dinner talking about all range of things. One
thing about my non law is I think that's where
I get my sixth sense of humor, because I think
(06:32):
I'm vulgar. And then when I get there, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
But it's hard for me to tell where you get
it from because everyone in your family's sick, no, sick,
your mom and dad are sick in the head.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Luke's Lukes. They didn't get me started with Luke.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yeah he's on.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
So it's it's a it's an accumulation of yeah, but it's done.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah, yeah it is.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Wait till two years later down the track against real bucy,
what do you mean it gets it's funny now but
even my mom starts saying, no, no, you sound like
a sick old man. This was endearing maybe ten years ago,
because you know, oh, cute like older guy. Now it's
just fussy.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
One thing he doesn't change the times he.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Doesn't, he absolutely doesn't. And some things he says, I'm like,
I literally said to one comment he said, I said,
please promise me you do not repeat this up che
club this week. Yeah yeah. Bowls. Yeah, bowls, bowls like
old school bowls. That's these one social outing every week.
(07:33):
So yeah, we're all sitting eating dinner and my dad
notices beautiful alcohol and a range of alcohol behind my
nominal eating.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
In the dining room.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Yeah. So there's like a Brandy bottle, a vodka bottle,
a grapper bottle. Grappa is kind of like Italian vodka. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
they put it in their short blacks and she gets
real weird after about six short blacks my because he's
got Grappa. But yeah, and Dad's noticing all this beautiful
(08:04):
glassware and he goes to my normal, oh, can we
have a shot of Grappa after dinner? And Nonal goes
in his accent, I'm not going to even try and
do it because I can't. It's so fucking thick. I
was like, oh, sorry, we can't, and my dad goes, oh,
why are you saving it for a special occasion, And
he said no, I've emptied out all the alcohol and
(08:25):
filled it with water in case someone comes and robs
the house and they take that. I laughed to myself
because I think they get in the car they smell go,
oh shit, it's water, And I said, sorry, sorry, can
we just take three steps back? What the fuck? And
my mom? I've never seen my mom look so coopcious.
So that's all water. So where's the alcohol? And he
(08:48):
said this is house like I said, OHI is he
So he's got summer alcohol, summer water. So it's like
the luck of the draw. But that grab a bottle
was water, but he forgot which ones he filled with alcohol,
which ones he filled with water. So the other day
he's gone and grabbed what he thought was one filled
with water, emptied it out to put real alcohol in it.
(09:11):
And he's noticed Lucy, his wife, my Nona, has gone
to the kitchen and go, what's that smell? What's that smell?
Smells like methylated spirits. He goes, oh shit, that was real.
So he tipped out one with real fucking grapper in it,
and he was beside himself because that was like, that's
kind of expensive. He's like a fifty dollars bottle of out.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I don't. I don't care how expensive it is. I
get my head around the fact that he's.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I know, he's preparing for a burglar to come in
and just steal that. Don't worry about the jury or
the money in the safe.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
About his computer, yeah, exactly, or who the fuck.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
I'm sorry, I was gonna rob someone's house. I don't
care about the alcol Dan Murphy says, some pretty fucking
good deals. I'm not counting on the brandy.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Then Murphy's in Australia.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
No, they have dams, you too, Okay, what's here? Then
it'll be b ws. No, I'm super liquor. Yeah, the boys,
that's super liquor. So yeah, like just absurd. And my
mom has always said, hang.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
On, does he still have the persia? No he doesn't.
He doesn't have the Pugo anymore. All right, thank god.
Does he have one of them's cars in the garage.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, he does.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
That's going first. I'm sorry, the cars going first before
the liquor.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Actually, I don't think so. That's like a thirty year
old rab war. I don't think anyone.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
He had one of his YouTube in there, one of
his nice cars he has.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Oh no, that's gone now it's just the rab four
in there haven't been was Yeah, but my mom always
said something about my nominal that never made sense until
now that I'm old enough to understand. What did He said?
Never go on a plane with George.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
That's his name, George.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
I used to say, why shows, because if anything's going
to happen, it'll be on that plan and where he's
on because he attracts every fucking thing, every negative situation,
and she's spot on. He's only flown twice in his life.
One time a flock of birds flew through the engine
and they had to make an emergency landing. And the
second time the plane was struck by lightning twice, and
(11:17):
my mom said, never again, because he's just he thinks
the worst, so the worst happens. And that's Italian.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
That's not Italian, I think it is. You just live
on edge.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Yeah, and we expect, I said before.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
He got a lot of passion. Yeah, sometimes a passion
can botch in the ass. It's similar to me. Yeah,
the way I play the game, the way I play rugby.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
League, Yep, run it straight, end up with a broken deer.
Ha there's something new with you every week. They're fucking
freezer doesn't have food in it because it's filled with
ice for you.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
That's what I have to do. I have to look
after the body mate.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
I can't, you know. I always think about what's going
to happen. And in twenty years you're going to age
so quickly. I reckon me because of the work you do.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Really well, if I'm gone all right just by using
nvia cream and you're and you're spending two hundred bucks
on old mate, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Talking about wrinkles. I'm talking about you're gonna have hip recos,
knee recos.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
I already had knee issues.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
You've had concussions.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I'll be fine, mates, I'll be fine. Okay, well hope,
so I'll be funny. May you'll be one with the issues.
Your shoulders already bunk. You didn't even played rugby league.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I was a dancer, so don't go there like you.
I was an athlete. I was a paid athlete. I
got paid to do what cheerleading. That's how we met,
doesn't it absolutely does. I was paid a.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Few hair flix one leg ki wow. Wow, let's not
get started.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
On let's not fucking get started, because that's not an athlete,
because get fucked.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Have you watched the new Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders documentary?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Alright, let's just stop here.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I get canceled exactly, stop right here, exactly, So don't
start this stuff.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Just because I have enough use that job to meet
my husband doesn't mean other women.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
And I don't want to talk about it because I'll
get canceled.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
So let's end it. So I'm going to kncel you now.
I don't want to do this with you anymore. I
don't want to do We're going, okay.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Mother mon Monday.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Yeah, So we're getting closer to the crunch time. You know,
that's how long now until we're going to give birth.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
It depends where this is going to air.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
We're getting close, real close, and so I want to
put some scenarios in trimester. Yeah, t mester, but you're
getting close, and so I want to put some scenarios
in your in your mind, and I want you to
make it like I make a decision on how you're
going to respond.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Okay, the other day, so okay, okay, so the other
day we're selling.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
We sold your car, and before selling your car, We
went to Woolies to get to get a few groceries,
and we're pulling out of Woolies, you know, to go home,
and I've looked left and as I look right, I
see this car coming in.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I watch you. You don't look right.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
The car's going slow, so I know, okay, she is
going to pull out. You've pulled out in front of
this lady driving up up the street. She's beeping you
holding the horn and like when I say beep, she's holding.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
The horn down, dramatic, holding the horn down.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Traumatic looked at her and just waved, but waved in
like a sarcastic yeah, sarcastic way.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
So I want to put this in your So you
so you reacted that way, then you responded that way.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Then it's quite tame for me.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
The thing I want to say to you was that
was your fault.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
And and the other thing I want to say is,
how are you going to respond now if there's two
baby seats in the back of your turning right?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
So, first of all, she was so dramatic. The car's
wait in close to each other. And he's an idea.
So what if you had to break one point in
your life, would you rather crash into me and we
go through insurance and our whole life's annoying for the
next six weeks. No, so just chill out because I'm
(15:20):
going through a lot at the moment. My brain's not
where it used to be, so I'm sorry if I
don't see a car on the road that is about
to hit me. Yeah, things happen. So like that's why
I waved sarcastically at her, because I was like, yeah,
we get it, babe, He's still alive. I'm still life.
Let's go on with our day, win the day. And
(15:42):
I've already I really reckon. I tone it down quite
a lot because if you ask me that scenario prepregnancy,
I'm getting out of the car.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
So well, not necessarily if it was if it was
something that someone did to you.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
So if that was you driving up the hill and
she was turned the corner, there you go. There you go.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
So put yourself in her shoes, right, because you've pulled
out right in front of her, so she's had to break.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
So if she was another foot you'd been, you had
done the exact same thing.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
But it wasn't, so we'll never know.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
But I'm just trying to put these in your head,
these scenarios when the girls you can't be acting, You
can't be acting.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
I'm and I do agree. Because my best friend Cody
came to visit us a few weeks ago in Auckland
and we were reminiscing on the good old days of
where me and Codes used to go out every single
night of the weekend and we'd just live it up.
Life has obviously changed quite drastically now, and she said,
(16:38):
oh God, I can only imagine what you're going to
be like the first night you go out and drink
after babies are born, because you haven't drunk in nine months.
I haven't gone out in nine months. She has I'm
going to be secretty guard that night because she knows
what I'm like. And I was like, ha ha, And
then I thought to myself and I said to her, actually, no,
(17:02):
I'm not going to be like that, because now I
know I'm responsible for two girls, right, not that they'll
be around and can see what I'm doing, but like example, yeah,
I don't want to be preaching to them. You can't
do that. You can't do that, and then when they're
not looking, I'm out bloody doing all this crap. Start
and fight. It's like it's just not I don't think
(17:24):
it's in my blood anymore. And if it is, I
will not give it attention. I will turn the other
way because, like I think about my mom, she wasn't
carrying on like me when she had kids. I don't
know what she was like before she had me. There's
no way in hell i'd catch my mom giving someone
the bird on the road and stuff. She's always very responsible. Yeah, yeah, I've.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Seen Susan driving.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Runs a detail, but I've seen it, and I hope
that works for you.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
I hope that works. And just so you know, I
mean your corn.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
And I've heard from a lot of my friends that
have had babies, they say, you.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Probably don't even want to go out anyway.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Oh I wouldn't say that. It's been a long time months,
so you stop. Okay, you've had your gallivanting time. It's
my time to shine. No, you haven't. You work like
seven days a week. You haven't. But there is that
option if you wanted to, you could. I don't have
that option. I went out when I was pregnant for
(18:28):
Casey's Hands, my one of my good best friends. I
was her maid of honor. I went out for her
hands heavily pregnant, and it's not an option. I was
physically there. Mentally I was not there. Mentally, I was
feeling kicks, tired, Like drinking a diet coke is not
the same as like getting that umph of like a
(18:51):
vodka red bull, obviously, you know. But yeah, and then
I've had a lot of friends that have had babies
saying they teach you patients, And I think that is
the best, the biggest thing I'm looking forward to in
life because I've never ever known patience before. I'm the
type of person that, like, say, for instance, we're at
(19:14):
an elevator, right, normal person like you, You'll press the
button to go up or down, and you'll wait until
the elevator comes me. I press the button. If it's
not there with in two seconds, I press it again.
I press again. I know it's not doing anything like,
it's just I need to I'm just so impatient. Or
when I'm walking in the shopping center, people are strolling
in front of me. Overtake, got no time. You want
(19:36):
to go for your Sunday walk, go to one Tree Hill,
Do not come to Sylvia Park. You know, so like
I'm looking forward to being able to slow down and
be in the moment because the way I live is unhealthy.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
You always, like I said before, you always living in red.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
You can't Yeah, yeah, it's unattainable.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
You can't give dooring that.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
No, And that's why I think God because people are like,
wait till we have a baby. Well, I'm having two babies,
so it's double the lesson, double the patience. And I
think that is why because they say there's saying that
God doesn't give people twins unless they can handle it.
We'll see how that goes. But but I feel like I
(20:18):
need them more than they'll need me, because I'll see
the world so differently, which.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
I think is a blessing in its own way. It is.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Imagine you're coming home and I don't have an attitude
what a day that will be for you? Those Well,
it might take a few years to get there.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Would you still say, master, when you've been out there gallivant?
Speaker 3 (20:38):
And I said, now I've been able to getting flogged,
it'd be nice to come home and just sit.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Down, all right.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
So I'm keen to get these scenario Sonum employees because
I want to see if I am there yet, so
throw some things at me. I'll tell you what I
would do prepregnancy, what i'll do post pregnancy, all right,
as mum?
Speaker 3 (20:59):
Okay, So we're driving and this always happens to you,
and then someone cuts us off. The girls are sitting
in the back, I'm in the passenger seat. Usual like
the usual response would be be finger up, spraying him.
I'm sitting the car saying you like, we can't do
anything just and and half the reason it would have
(21:22):
been your fault because.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
The lane's ending.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
So like a nice person, a normal person, you go,
you speed up and block him to the last drink
and then go, oh, hang on, they need to come in, right,
I'm going to suit.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Let him in.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
He beeps, you beep, you you you with the bird up.
The guys are in the back, they're crying. How are
you going to respond to this?
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Now? Fake news?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
First and foremost, that's the truth. But in that has happened,
and you said, don't do that. Just about why do
you let people walk all over you in life?
Speaker 2 (21:55):
That's what.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Don't let people walk all over you. This is a society.
People need to know how a function.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
And I understand, but you allowing him to make you inferior.
That's you letting them walk all over you, me being
in the moment saying you go, bro, have a good day.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
He's gone. You're in control of your own.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Emotions, so it is okay, cool. So that's pre Now
as a mom, I've got the girls in the back.
If that happens, he cuts me off, they cut me off,
I would just say, now, listen, girls, here's a lesson
for you. Don't drive like an idiot, and that's it.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
I won't react.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
So that's okay.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Awkward too because their baby seats will be so think
they'll be seen in the back of the seat.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Yeah, yeah, I would never put the girls in danger
when it's just me. I wouldn't even put you in danger.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
You don't need to.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I haven't, I haven't never, I never have. But like
when it's just me feelss but that I've got girls, kids, babies,
I would never ever put them in danger, like for
stupid ship.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
Another scenario, we're out, I've had a bad game and
we've gone out for dinner or drink somewhere. Yeah, someone
a fan comes up to me or so called fan
comes to me and says, sarcastically, a good game the
other night Montoya.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Oh my god, hearing this, boy.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
How we how are you going to react to that?
Are you going to respond to that? Cause I can
I just go.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
I know where they're coming from and know they've been
a smart ass, but I just go, thanks, mate, have
a great night.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
I'll bite my tongue. I'm the bigger man. What are
you going to say?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
I actually physically can't respond to this. No, I actually
can't because that that that is poison to me. That
is like there's nothing that is the ultimate test that scenario,
because first of all, how dare you? How dare you?
Speaker 3 (24:11):
So this is what I'm saying. You know you're never
going to lose old Tay, and I don't want to
lose the old Tay. I wanted to still be there
the fire ye old I need that in my life.
What I'm saying is I'm saying is when the girls
around you can't you can't have it there when they're
not there, Wait, go hard.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
If it's mean you're the car.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
No, no, no, I'll go to practice.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
What I pray you that I'm saying that that's the
scenario you can't come with up with the answer, which
means you're.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Not ready to move on. We're not ready to move on.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Well, I think there is power in killing them with kindness, right,
so maybe that's the approach. I'll go someone says.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
A good game.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
I'll be like, oh, thank you. You let us know
when when you're playing first grade, and we'll buy tickets
to watch you have a nice night. Sorry, can't afford
those drinks you're about to buy. It's not on us, bye,
because that's not that's not bad. That's just like you were.
You want to what was that saying? I stuffed up
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the other day? You play with fire, you get burned.
You know if you put that out? Well what what
you know?
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Yeah, that's actually you. You're not adding fill to the fire,
but you're.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Saying shutting it down.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
I'm putting the hose on that fire. I'm a firefighter.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
That's nice, that's nice.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
I want more scenario. All Right, We're sitting at home.
The girls are fairly newborn sitting there. I'm a old one,
your old one. What was he going to be living
with the Lombardy? So Dad walks in that goes, hey,
what are you doing to It's a beautiful day. I've
gone for a surf, get outside, you get some.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Tay. What are you doing, Sue?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Sue?
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Why are the kids still at home?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Tay? Tay, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Take off for a walk?
Speaker 1 (25:59):
It's time. People listening to this would think you're being dramatic.
This is spot on time and you're forgetting you're so white, Taylor.
You need somebody for a walk. Must have the girls
for a walk. Mass And I'll just say.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Because this is probably the biggest one. Are you responding
to this?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Once I get them off my tit, I'll be sure
to go outside.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
That's that's a little bit aggressive. Now you're taking it
too far. Bring it back, Bring it back, I've.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Got I've got it.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Take a breath.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Hey, dadda, I just want to take this moment to
say thank you so much for letting us live in
your house. But this is the final straw and I'm out. Mussell.
Call up my brother. We're renting somewhere. Get on here
BnB and find something because yeah, let's go plain b.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
No, that's does that make you?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
I forgot that we're going to be there. That changes everything.
That changes everything.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Three really strong scenarios where I think you'll normally crumble
in so I think you should have a real hard
hard to think about those three scenarios and go hang on,
all right, masters come up with some really good ones,
because I've seen you numerous times.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
People don't know the full details.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
But the second one House said when people come up
to me sometimes and be smart asses.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Mate, Yeah, let's not brought that out in the universe,
because then people listening will be I'm going to do
that for fun and the next minute getting kicked out
of every club dramas. So let's not elaborate on that one.
And if you're listening and go, next time they see
her out, I'm going to come in, don't. How about
let's just talk about our star signs. I'm a big
(27:44):
fan of horoscopes. Let's bond, Let's be friends.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
What do you want to say?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Enemies to dad?
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Yep, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
That's a hard one.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
No, you need to answer now, because I feel like
you're like you're trying to push it back because you're saying,
it's all right, it's my dad, He'll copp it.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
It's fine. So here you like, so here, you put.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
On a versada on me, going it's all right, I'll
say these nice things but no, deep down it's my
old man. I'll say what I want to him. You
can't be like that. What you say here, it's video,
that's proof Adams in the room. I produces in the room.
He's heard it, he's seen it. You better stick by it.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
What are you saying, I'm going to teach Louis to
be an attack dog and I'm just going to say,
Louis fuck him up.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Yeah, he goes and comes in from a surf. Louis
jumps on his neck.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Right ankles.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
I don't know. That's making my blood boil.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Let's leave it there, Let's leave it.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
But I think what I want to do is get
a tattoo where it's martually seen that says like I'm
a mom now. So when I'm in those moments and
I'm like about to pull the trigger and just look
at the tattoo, and I'll say I'm a mom now,
and I'll be like, you're right, No, it's.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Not happening because you already have a tattoo on your
body that you want to remove.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Yeah, I any more I.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Wanted to remove. All right, we're not getting it.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
The other week, I told you get a shirt that
says dad, I'm fine, leave me alone.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
I don't want to coffee.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
You know what you do?
Speaker 3 (29:11):
You know what you do, just as he walks in,
just sitting on the tour like you're doing a week,
because he gets real weird about it.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Remember the other time, another week, I was facetiming Sue
and hehow he talked about this.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
He said that anyway, I'm FaceTime and his mom she
always calls me like I'm a son. Anyway, we're talking
and then tas on a toilet doing her business and
doing a week, and I said, here you goes Sue,
he's your daughter. And I turned the camera to face Tae.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
And big Billy there like that, my girl is in there.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
And then happens. He's always around peaking, isn't he is?
Speaker 3 (29:47):
He's always he's always nosing around And he goes, who's.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
That time he puts some clothes on?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
So that just just else a piece. He put the
camera on me.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
What everything's open up to you to your family than everything?
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Oh my dad?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Anyway, that's that's it.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Yeah, well that's completely triggering. I haven't I haven't made
as much progress as I thought.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
I think you get there. I have to. I'm looking
at my wife.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
Now.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
I know you guys can't see me looking at my wife,
but I'm telling you now, she's hit a war. Guys,
she's hit a wall. Peeps, listeners.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
She's sitting right in front of me, across from me,
and she's in some serious pain.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
The girls are kicking at the circus.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
You've got kicked in the rib cage. One of my
pregnancy side effects is I keep getting baby brain.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Wasn't going to say that.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Thanks for putting that out. There is an infected write ear,
a blocked ear, and I've done antibiotics for it and
it's come back. It's my ears ringing right now. I
can't hear anyone on this side of me, the right side.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
And like I shouldn't say this, I don't say it,
but I want to say it.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
I have to say this. This is part of the
reason why I keep telling you clean your ease.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
It's nothing to do with that. It's got nothing to
do with the cleanliness of my ear. I'm suffering from
cyan itis as a pregnancy side effect, and unfortunately, the
fluid is trapped between my nostrils and so stop. I
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know you're in a physician surge.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
American.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
I'm not American who said that.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Anyway, we're geting off topic, you I mean, yeah, sorry.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
Part of that is the process of you know, we
can't take everything back to Australia.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
It's just too much.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
It's just too much to take you back with us.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
It's just too well, I want to take you back.
Just just smile to all right, we're here, we're alive,
we're healthy.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
It's fine, okay, one of us is healthy.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Oh my god, she's actually kicking me so hard.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
She's saying, wake up. Anyway, we've got to sell our car.
So we've got to sell tay hise car and we've
sold it.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
So we sold it the other day, my beloved car,
my first baby.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
And the thing I want to get into is the
process of selling a car. Okay, the press of selling
a car. You know, whether it's the female or the
male in the relationship or whatever it is in the relationship. Right,
We go to sell the car and the lady that
comes to see the car, she comes with her brother
or her boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
I don't know who it was. Yeah, we didn't ask you.
You don't as as questions.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Anyway, we pull up and we meet in a side
street because we don't want to be meeting at people.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
At you know, our address, Yeah, at your address.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
No, it's weird.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Yeah, you don't know who's wrong looking up. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
So you rock up there and it's all good, like
they come out, but they look like beautiful people.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Like nice people. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
As soon as I saw her, I said, I'd love
to sell my car to her, because a weird thing
I've got is because I love the car so much,
I want someone else to love it as much and
look after it, you know. So as soon as I
saw her, I said, should make a great owner of
this vehicle.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
Yes, And so they're walking towards the car and it's
like you're next to me, and then she's next to
him and it's just me and the guy make an
eye contact. I'm like, hang on, this is your car. Yeah,
I shouldn't even be here. You need to sell your
own car, and then.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
You shouldn't even be there, so you don't care if
I get attacked.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
No, well, I feel like I don't know what about that.
We'll have some input. Walk up with me, explain the car.
You know the car better than me. And then she's
walking next to him, like not making an eye contact
with any of us, and I'm like, well, who wants
the car?
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Like do you want to sell the car? Or do
you want the car?
Speaker 3 (34:00):
Whose car is it? Anyway, I have to do all
those all that admin there, which is fine. I don't
mind doing it, but I'm just like, why.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
It sounds like you minded not really okay?
Speaker 3 (34:10):
So there you go up, but I'm just saying, like,
do you think it's funny or do you think it's weird?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Well, to be honest, you were left with no option
because I don't know if you noticed, but I walked off.
So once you opened your mouth and you were like
engaging with him, I said, this is great. I don't
need to be here. So I crossed the road and
sat at the pilates, the pilates by the beach, yeah,
pillarates business, and sat on the stool there, and I
just watched it all go down. And then you go, hey,
(34:37):
we're going to take it for a test drive. Do
you want to come with us? And I said no,
hold stay, So you three drove off and I'm just stayed.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
And I thought it was nice from the guy. He said, oh,
does she wanted my car? Started to sit in my
car so trust me, mate, she's fine. Yeah, the last
thing you want to say, sitting in there, get and
then she feels a bit sick.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
You spews in your car?
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Yeah, which is the possibility.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
The possibility.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Well, that's that just goes with the different roles in relationships, right.
I feel like with things like that, like selling a
car and other like task like that, we're involved meeting strangers.
You do that because I simply just will not bless you,
and you're so good at small talk and engaging with strangers.
(35:21):
You've actually got a real knack for it. I don't.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
Engaging. It's easy when you're selling a car. You know,
they obviously come to buy it. Yeah, you know, so
that like they're obviously there for a reason, so that's
quite easy as well.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Yeah, so you've taken that on board, and I've taken
on the Facebook marketplace side of these where we're selling
a few items. Mate, if we want to go through
my message now, I'm such a savage to be with
this guy message. We're selling our dining table which we've
had for two years now, three years, and it's in
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really great condition, really great condition, but we don't want
to take it to Ozzie with us because we don't.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Know where we're going to live, so we know what's
going on.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Yeah, and it's only a fourth eater, so we'll need
more than that because we've got a few more mouths
to feed soon. So I was like, stuff, but we'll
just sell it. See what we can get for it.
We've listed it as two hundred dollars, but I know, like,
I just take it for one hundred and fifty whatever.
But how much do we even buy that for?
Speaker 2 (36:28):
No?
Speaker 1 (36:29):
I do can't remember. And then this guy like you
get so many time why it's says, Hi, is this
still available?
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (36:37):
And then they never apply. Hi, where's pick up? Then
you say, and then they never reply, and it's just
an ongoing thing. I've had forty five inquiries, right, And
then this one guy got to me, yes, ton, And
I wasn't in the mood clearly. I was actually in
a similar mood to what I am now. Happens around
this time of day. He goes seventy dollars cash I
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pick up into our I said, how bet you keep
your money at stay at home? Just say that I did.
Who the fuck are you to call the shots? Who
are you it's listed for two hundred. At least come
to the party at a bit higher seventy dollars rather
frow it out than that, because it's the principal No, Hi,
how are you? No like nothing, no formalities? Or what
(37:24):
are those pleasurables? Is that what the word is? Pleasant trees?
Pleass plea. It sounds like he was going to bring
adult toys to the facewook fucker, sorry, fans, I meant
bleasant trees. You know what happens in the good old
(37:47):
days of Hey, how are you? I'm very interested in
the table. What's the lowest price?
Speaker 2 (37:53):
You'd go?
Speaker 1 (37:54):
And then if I said one hundred and he comes
back with seventy, I'd go, you know what, you seem
like a good bloke, pick it up, but you come
in hot like that? No, hey, how are you? Oh cool?
Stay at home, keep your cash, get out of my
life back.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Yeah, I wouldn't have said anything to him, or just
wouldn't have.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Replied, yeah, Well, that's that's where we're different people. You
want to play with fire, you get smoke. Is that
you play with smoke, you get fire. I'm going he was.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Adding field to your fire.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
That like saying is what you play, you play with fire,
you get But what do you like say you play
with you get smoked. This comes back to my point
about when you're pregnant, your brain shrinks.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
You know what today feels like it's shrunk.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
A lot more than shrinking.
Speaker 5 (38:55):
There.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
I don't know what's going on in there. Yeah, but
a lot of shrink.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Yeah. And then another thing with Facebook Marketplace is so
I've been willing and dealing with strangers and then when
like we've had someone come and buy what was that thing?
We had the buffet table? And she was like, oh,
can I come pick it up tonight? I said, sorry, no,
I'm out. I wasn't out.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
You went home.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
I don't want strangers to come to the house when
you're at home because I don't know if you're aware,
But the sausage dog isn't much of a guard dog,
so I need someone else. Then when we came up
with a time for her to come, she comes, and
then like it's such a random experience letting a stranger
into your house and she could see everything while she
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was you were like, what else do you want?
Speaker 2 (39:42):
We're moving, you know, what else do you want to buy?
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Yeah? And she has what else do you have at
the warehouse and we'll go, well, mate, we're happy to
let go of everything right now.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
There shouted like an outdoor seat. I said, you want
to buy the outdoor setting? She goes, yeah, much, yeah,
So I'm doing deals.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Right pretty much.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Put a lounge rooms eat together for her to take.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
I said, I do you want to buy this this
portable air conditioner?
Speaker 2 (40:06):
She says, okay, how much?
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
I'm like, mate, we're just working, working.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
We can work at a deal here, though, I leave,
and then.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
She tries to say, all right, we asked it.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Well.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
We said if you're on the dining table, we'll do
at a good price with the buffet table because it's
a pairing thing.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
And then.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
She said, ah, you know, CA do this price and
she said the price and I said, no, no, that's
listed for two hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
You can't ask for this, especially when I'm getting inquiry.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
That's not a deal.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
The interest is there.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
That's not a deal. Then you know that means you're
wrotten us. So I said, I'm sorry, love, yeah, don't
come here saying that.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
And then when she came to I will put on
all the ads on Facebook Marketplace cash on pick up,
I said, where's the cash? I didn't bring cash. I said, well, Olean,
we've going to have an issue now. So and then
she goes transfer and I said, well, how will we
know it's going to come in. You're not leaving the house.
I heldage, You're not leaving this house until the money
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comes through. Lucky for her, it was ASP to ASP,
so it was very quick, so she could e vacate
the property. But she's about to transfer the money and shays,
is there any discount? I said, I already gave you
fifty dollars off the price that I had to advertise.
What do you want? Do you want to take all
the clothes in my wardrobe? Tu while we're at it either.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
And don't come in and say, oh, can we do
a deal?
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Yeah, do a deal?
Speaker 2 (41:31):
Good deal.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Yeah, it's a good deal.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
She's not on the table now, Yeah, so we'll get
the fae table and get out.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (41:39):
Leave.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Yeah. So, if anyone's interested, we currently still have a
on the market, an air con portable air con the
dining tables sold. Someone's coming at seven thirty tonight to
pick it up. She asked if the legs were able
to take off I said, they are, but that's something
you'll need to do outside of my property.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
I can't come here and take it off in my house. Yeah,
go outside the street and door. What is this it's
a mechanical warehouse. Yeah, I don't get someone's.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Bring you Yeah, And I said, do you have an
al and k because we don't. She said yes, I
will bring an alan key cool Sophie, Sophie or Sarah?
And then what else do we And then we've got
an outdoor setting for sale people, beautiful charcoal gray, used
but like new. Actually we haven't even used it. I've
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never sat on it.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
Louis use it more than us.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
Yeah, it was more just for show for those summer
months that didn't summer that much here in New Zealand.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
Things.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Gabriel. Actually that's a great selling point. Durable outdoor setting
survived cyclone Gabriel.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
I think that's rude because we didn't get the effects
of that. In Auckland we were this we did.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
Are you for reals on a balcony at our place?
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Wind has no limits? What? Well you? Because I can't
help you because there a balcony, the wind goes. Sorry, guys,
we'll leave you so low.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
Our balcony was enclosed. This is my wife.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
Now the balcony was enclosed, it had it had railings
that could click.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
That wind get in there.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Let me read.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
Are you and your fire? You smoke? And now the
balcony I've had enough.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
Let me rephrase that. We've stood four seasons of a year. Yes, summer, winter,
just spring, autumn, rain, hails, shine.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
And it's still kicking.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Yeah, so you reach out if you're in the in
the market. What else are we getting rid of? Is
that it?
Speaker 2 (43:39):
That's it? That's it?
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Husband for sale? Actually no, because you get some bites there.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
I reckon this, baby brain. I can't do this, baby
brain anymore. How long does this last?
Speaker 1 (43:53):
I'm sorry for the kill that's going to beat the
table up today, Come and go. You told me the
measurements with love.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
It depends on the day.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
She comes in.
Speaker 3 (44:04):
Listen, mate, Now you should get that shirt that you
said you wanted to get. I'm pregnant with the twins.
Don't talk to me, just come take the table.
Speaker 4 (44:09):
Yeah, don't answer in allen key, don't asks for dimensions.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Yeah, take your table.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
Yeah. And I don't like when people on Facebook marketplace go,
Can I come look at it? You can only come
look at if you're gonna buy it. Yeah, this isn't
fantastic furniture. This isn't freedom.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
Yeah, it's Marsone's house. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
So you come and you commit, or you don't come
at all. You can asks for more photos obviously, but
I'm not a showroom.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
People ask the questions through the message.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
You know, when you buy something from marketplace or anywhere
second here, it's not going to be one. It's going
to be a scratch here or a chip there. That's
what you That's what you're going to subscribe to you
when you buy it.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
Yeah. Yeah, And I think the lesson of this is pleasant.
Trees are still in fashion, people, so use them.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Say it better. So I understand.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
Manners are still in fashion, so you.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Or common sense?
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Yeah maybe I don't know.
Speaker 4 (45:13):
Okay, Well we're going to wrap it up again today
because I've just sitting here with you.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
It is good and I love it. It's good. Thanks,
but I've had enough for today, all right. So it's
a mother Mandy from us.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Well, I've got a quote today. It comes from road Way.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
Who's singer?
Speaker 1 (45:34):
No, that's Rod. Do you think of Rod Stewart.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Day is a rapper, isn't it? Is a rapper? American rapper.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
All right, Well, he says, before you get one win,
you've got to take a thousand losses.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Oh it's a good one day, I see him.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
It's wise. It's one of the wiser ones I've brought
to the podcast.
Speaker 3 (45:55):
It's not one of your, but it's not one of
my favorite ones because I just feel like like Louie
could have come up with that quote.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Really does Louis speaking English all of a sudden. Well,
he's a smart dog.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
He's very smart. He's probably smarter than.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
We should put him in the Guinness World Book of
Records for the only ever speaking dog.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
We could have put him in that book for other reasons,
for how many shiits he does in a day.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
Okay, bye, Masks for Naka
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