The Noob Squad

The Noob Squad

Introducing the new branch of the ACC, The Noob Squad. Discussing some of the most average talking topics in the gaming world from today and way back in the days! This podcast is made by reasonably average gamers for reasonably average gamers, they're not great, they’re not bad but boy do they love to talk shit either way!

Episodes

October 16, 2022 30 sec

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In this episode, the guys share the worst features possible in a AAA game and go over a few gaming hot takes!
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In this episode, we find out Keyzie sucks at knowing his gaming sound effects and Shucks tries to get swole mid-podcast!

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This week, the guys create their own gaming Decathalon, figure out who in the squad is the biggest asshole gamer and go over some quality feedback and give a few shout-outs.

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Shucks has a brilliant idea for a new look internet cafe, Keyzie has a BSA announcement and the boys finish with 'What's The Missus Playing?'...

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August 1, 2022 26 min

If there were to be an NZ-based 'Mario Kart' game, what weapons would be in it? Where would some of the maps be?

All this and more in this week's Noob Squad podcast!

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July 28, 2022 35 min

In this week's episode, Storme has a confession and may be giving up on PlayStation, we find out who's a Charmeleon and who's a Squirtle and learn who's a quitter and who's not...

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In this week's episode, Keyzie brings back his "City Skylines' chat, the guys do a gaming personality quiz on Storme and they discuss who are the best and worst video game characters to get on thee piss with...

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In this week's episode, the guys talk about how everyone's making open-world games now, if they should play 'Love Island: Mobile' on the next 'Thursday Live Steam', and where in day-to-day life are save points needed!

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In this episode, the boys create their own celebrity RPG characters, ask what games should be introduced into the schooling curriculum and much more!

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In this episode, the Noob Squad cover what gaming character would you like to see on a dating show and share their best gaming pick-up lines.

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If you could be an NPC in any video game what would you be?

The Noob Squad takes it further than needed on this week's episode...

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Late poddy this week sorry Playaz!

In this episode, the Noob Squad is covering all things City Skyline, Pokemon starters and discuss who their gaming 'Starting 5' in the NBA would be!

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June 2, 2022 9 min

In this bonus Noob Squad DLC, the guys go over some of the weirdest games in history, this week they're looking at 'Ribbit King' on the GameCube...

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May 30, 2022 32 min

If you changed part of a video game or video game character, could you make it sound like it was made in New Zealand?

The Noob Squad takes a crack at it in this week's episode of the podcast! 

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May 26, 2022 10 min

In this bonus Noob Squad DLC, the guys go over some of the weirdest games in history, this week they're looking at 'Incredible Crisis' on PS1...

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Not sure what game would suck to be an AI in? Let the Noob Squad answer that for you!

Plus we get into some video game cocktail making and Keyzie keeps us updated on his city building...

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This week on the Noob Squad, the guys pick the next game in the Lego series, Keyzee has joined a modding community and the guys discuss whether there are any good games on mobile...

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May 11, 2022 30 min

This week on the Noob Squad, the guys discuss what "buffs" everyday items would give you, pitch an idea for a gaming cross over and figure out what super powers Kirby would get if he swallowed certain celebs...

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May 2, 2022 29 min

Cut scenes, you either love them or hate them and there appears to be a clear divide between Keyzee and Storme on this ep!

We also take on some of the best and shittest bosses from video games and we get an update on Keyzee's missus and her gaming habits...

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