November 29, 2024 • 25 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Tony Jason Sam's Best show Moments podcast, the
very Best of Coasts Feel Good Breakfast this week.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Isn't it a lovely rose bush season? Are your roses flourishing?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
I don't have roses at my place, but I'm glad
you brought it up because I've just been.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Down to Tadabaki and my parents have beautiful roses.
Speaker 5 (00:21):
Yeah, it's a lovely season.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Do you look after you or do you tend to
your roses?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It's funny you say that because we did on the
weekend and we have precuriously placed We have four rose
bushes behind my basketball hoop. Oh you do too, Yeah,
And they were these beautiful white flowers and because we
had such prolific growth, they were starting to slump forward.
And you've gotta be careful when you're playing basketball next
to a rose bush.
Speaker 6 (00:45):
If there's summing ford, of course, because you'll pill your shit.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
You know, God, you're really missing the backboard, don't you.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
It's funny you say that because my wife spent hours
putting bamboost sticks along the edge of the fence, and
the only way we can get the bamboo sticks up
against the fence. Say, we had to run a wire
across the back of the fence. Screw it, and we
put the sticks onto that and then taped the.
Speaker 6 (01:07):
Rose bushes so they held them, held themselves up.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
We trimmed everything. She's spent a bit of time on it.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
And then I took my first shot and I said,
I'm not going to hit the rose bush.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
And I didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
The shot down, We missed the whole hoop and landed
straight on the wire, and the whole the whole wings
and every single flower of all four of our rose
bushes cable.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
The whole thing was just pulled.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Straight on the wad.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Why did you do such a bad shot?
Speaker 6 (01:36):
Yeah, she's not what it used to be.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
That.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Have you played?
Speaker 7 (01:39):
Have you gone back to a sport?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
You know, for a while there you could return to
a sport and there was muscle memory and you come out, Ah,
i's still got it.
Speaker 7 (01:48):
There has been too big a latent.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
Period and it's like my hand is not connected anymore.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
I can attest to that.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Yeah, I'm like, I'm like that that guy out of
that film like Make It rang White Chocolate, a thing
from a rosebush.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
We need to talk about when you leave things behind
and how annoying It is when you realize and this
happened to me the other day when I was down
at Crush Chitch Cup Day and you know, you'd had
a big day at the races, and by then you
can't even feel your feet because of the high heels
that you're not used to wearing. And I hopped in
my uber and we were pulling off, and then it
dawned on me that I didn't have my cell phone charger,
(02:26):
and it briefly crossed my mind, do I need it?
Can I just get another one? And then I was
looked at my phone and I had like three percent battery.
I was like, you are going to have to go
back now. The problem is at the races is that
the ubers are not allowed anywhere near the races.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
So it's a massive walk to walk back.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
And I'd just done it in my fascinator, in my
dress and with the big heels, and.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
I was like, oh, I'm going to have to go back.
And it just it just really grinds your gears.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
And why does it always happen at the most annoying
times when you're either running late, I don't know, you've
got high heels on or it's four o'clock in.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
The morning and you just don't need that good day.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
And the charge is an interesting one because you can
go to you know, one of the stores and get
one for like fifteen twenty bucks.
Speaker 7 (03:07):
It'll never be the same.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
The card will fail, it will charge slowly, so you
need to get it an Apple verified product, and that's
going to catch you ninety bucks.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
So your immediate situation is, it's five o'clock at night.
I'm not going to a store to top up my
three percent battery on my phone, so you know you're
going to have this.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Big chunk of getting home without it.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 8 (03:26):
The exact thing happened to me in New York, remember
with there for Tony Streets, Big spender, and I broke
my charger and I had to go you can find
another one, and I need to try and blow and it's.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Like, did you get it on a real one or
did you get it?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
No?
Speaker 7 (03:36):
I got a cheat and it took ages to charge.
I fiddle with it for ages and then.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I need a little cap on the plug slips down
the cable.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
I just spend the ninety bucks.
Speaker 8 (03:45):
But no, I've had I've had to do a turn
around Taylor as well. One time we were leaving it
was it was right on Christmas. We left on Christmas Eve,
big road trip, and we're about forty minutes into the
road trip, and I thought, oh, how's the traffic. We'll
just put on the phone and see where the traffick is.
Was the best way to go?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Fourteen minutes in?
Speaker 7 (03:59):
Yeah, oh wait, where's the phone?
Speaker 6 (04:02):
Oh no, go back?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
I reckon if that was my husband, I go, we
are not going back for your phone.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
I Am not going to be forty minutes in.
Speaker 7 (04:11):
We're going to be waiting for like a couple of
weeks at.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Least if one of you's got your phone.
Speaker 7 (04:14):
Though.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Oh no, I would have been so angry at.
Speaker 9 (04:18):
You, Like Jace, have you had to turn around for whatever?
We'd love to hear the story, Oh eight hundred double forecast,
Well figure it takes to two six nine nine. We're
talking about those turnaround tails and you had to turn around.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
You know, you leave the house and then you finally
realize you've lost your charger or it's your cell phone,
or in my case, I often get down the road
and I wonder whether I have turned my straight er off,
and it plays on your mind and then you start
going down a rabbit hole of what of this one
moment defines the.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Rest of my life?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
And my house is ablaze and it will be my
fault because I did remember and I didn't turn back.
Speaker 8 (04:58):
Olymics on two six nine nine, Yep, got Wellington Son
told he left us pass wor back home in loving.
Speaker 7 (05:05):
You can't go, Jace.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
You you had the extreme of that. Didn't you remember
that time you couldn't board the flight with your family because.
Speaker 8 (05:11):
Your past, my past expired expired at the airport.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
That was fun. That's an expensive mistake. How much was
a thousand bucks? Yeah, Susan? What was your turn around? Tail?
What happened?
Speaker 10 (05:26):
I left my handbag in a restaurant that we were
in and we were almost home and Marinsvill my bag
because I was tried to buy some vegetables and I
had no money.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
So what did you do?
Speaker 11 (05:40):
All the way back to get my bag? My husband
moaning the whole way?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
How long? How far was the trip?
Speaker 11 (05:48):
About an hour?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
On? That wouldn't have happened in Pete's world. Pete text
and said, we have them all. Once we're out the gate,
we never go back. Well, what so you just so say,
siinaris your wallet forever like.
Speaker 7 (06:05):
The open again.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
If you go back, then no, you just have You
have to make provisions at that point, don't You don't
go back, but you're making calls.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
And you're like, can you put my bang on your courier?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Surely?
Speaker 7 (06:17):
Whatever do you?
Speaker 12 (06:20):
I live rurally and I quite often worked from home
and sometimes Oh this particular day, I got to work and.
Speaker 13 (06:28):
I went to.
Speaker 10 (06:29):
Empty my handbag with my work phone and my banking toggle.
Speaker 12 (06:32):
No banking toggle, panic sets them? Where is it? Oh
my god, I work from home. You stay, It'll be
on my desk at home. And it happened to be
wages day, so I had to turn around, go home,
get my toggle.
Speaker 11 (06:43):
Go back to work.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Is it like a hard driver toggle.
Speaker 12 (06:47):
Asb to process payments on?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
How?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
How how long was the trip to get back?
Speaker 12 (06:56):
And just over an hour round trip? Oh?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
That just and it just rips you the whole way back,
just cursing yourself.
Speaker 8 (07:02):
I'd be so.
Speaker 7 (07:02):
Stupid because you around, I said, what do you?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I am We drove to Duggable for a very exciting
off road day and we were so pumped it got
fuel did the drive two hours out of Auckland, arrived there,
got the buggy off the trailer, put on our helmets,
put on our racing suits, put on our seat belts,
left the key at home.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Oh, so did you have to put the buggy back
buggy on the trailer?
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Drove home?
Speaker 12 (07:29):
We didn't.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
We didn't race that day, and that that impacted you
and your dad, right, do you know what? I thought
that was going to be the worst story we heard,
But I've just seen a text. When you're on a
bus with a whole group of people and it is
your fault that the entire bus has to turn around
and go get you'll find that you've left back in
the terminal.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Can you imagine having to go around?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Sorry?
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Everyone, I am a tool.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Thanks for listening to the Best Show Moments podcast. This
week's very Best from Coast's Tony Street, Jason Reeves and
Sam Wallas.
Speaker 8 (08:06):
You know what it's like, you got your mindset on
all sorts of things, and it's easy to forget things,
and as you're driving out, you think to yourself, did
I close the garage door or did it hit something
that bounce back up again? You know how they automatically
open themselves is that wide open that you got to
turn around in check?
Speaker 7 (08:17):
Or have you lested something at home? We've all done it.
We're talking turn around tails this morning. Mark? What him
to a friend of yours?
Speaker 13 (08:24):
Well, we've gone camping up north.
Speaker 11 (08:25):
I won't mention name, just so I don't highly embarrass him.
Speaker 13 (08:28):
But we're going to a lovely place called Fonanaki to
the boat up everything and it's completely loaded away for
two weeks.
Speaker 11 (08:36):
Unpacked it all.
Speaker 7 (08:37):
No tent, Oh it was the.
Speaker 13 (08:40):
Tent Garrett Straw at home?
Speaker 4 (08:44):
How far away was home.
Speaker 10 (08:47):
Back in Auckland? About a three hour drive?
Speaker 12 (08:48):
On?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
No, this is this is actually a public service announcement
this morning ahead of the summer camping, isn't it?
Speaker 5 (08:55):
How was his name? Come on?
Speaker 7 (09:00):
It was a six hour round trip to the tent
Andrew whatever to you?
Speaker 11 (09:05):
Okay, we thought we'd put all the kids in the
car and off we went, and being a tired mother
of three under five anyway, got up the road. We
only got about, I don't know, three minutes away. I
(09:26):
suppose seemed like forever we'd forgotten, we'd forgotten the.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
The boy, the.
Speaker 11 (09:35):
Child child, not just the road child.
Speaker 13 (09:41):
We got up the road and.
Speaker 11 (09:42):
Ship he's not in the car, so we brought back
and he's playing quite happily. He was the Ginnea pig
on the Lord and watching us come back in the
driveway and.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Got in the.
Speaker 11 (10:01):
All.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
I don't think you should worry. Three minutes isn't too bad,
I reckon. There's lots of us who have been left
at school for.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
An hour waiting, sitting there crying.
Speaker 8 (10:11):
Sorry for the fear of us later in life. The
way very much that Andrews again. Just make sure she
can double check this morning. If you do nothing else
this morning, to take this as.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
A check your phone, charge a chicken? You want contact lenses? Children?
Speaker 8 (10:23):
Sam?
Speaker 7 (10:23):
If you had to think about something that you don't
want for Christmas? Who want to be?
Speaker 5 (10:28):
I don't like towels for Christmas?
Speaker 4 (10:30):
When was the last time you got given a towel?
Speaker 7 (10:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Exciting about a towers there? Practical?
Speaker 4 (10:39):
I can't even think what I want alone, what I
don't want? Who does it? I don't want this?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Just before you read this, if I just don't want
this to be a a outdoor heater on there, because
that's what I'm getting.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
My wife and I think she's going to be excited
about it.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
I think she should just regift that to you, and
she encounters your gift, it probably.
Speaker 7 (10:59):
Means favorite gifts beauty products. Guys don't want beauty products.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
That's true, that's not true.
Speaker 7 (11:04):
Would you rather choose your own?
Speaker 5 (11:05):
I would know, I would love. I like a nice cologne.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I like a nice face wash, or a face moisture,
or a good sunscreen, a facial sunscreen.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Would you really would that get you going more than
a towel?
Speaker 8 (11:19):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (11:19):
No, I don't like that. How a shaving kids or something.
Speaker 8 (11:22):
I wouldn't mind getting something like that too, But I
also think to myself, there's a beauty in choosing it
for yourself.
Speaker 7 (11:26):
I know what my smell is.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
I know what this is about. I got you the
beard trim last year and you hated it.
Speaker 7 (11:31):
I love I use it a lot. You know I
don't want products.
Speaker 8 (11:33):
And you also give me a really nice have to
shave A couple of years ago.
Speaker 7 (11:37):
I used that as well. That was beautiful too. Thank you.
Speaker 8 (11:39):
Thanks, But I'm not the mean on this list? What
has top the least wanted list for women?
Speaker 10 (11:45):
Though?
Speaker 4 (11:45):
I can't even think of something I wouldn't want. I'd
just be happy that someone got me something.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
You winding about my bar heater that I'm getting from
my wife?
Speaker 4 (11:53):
Well, I know I don't want a knee on sign
core Sam got me one a couple of years ago.
Any in cakes that it's not sitting above my kitchen beach?
Speaker 7 (12:06):
Is it a box in the garrett? It's not.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
It's up in the garage.
Speaker 6 (12:09):
I've been to your house so many times, I've never
seen it.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Well, I don't usually say to people come down and
see my garage.
Speaker 7 (12:16):
That's the old house before the charges. Anyway.
Speaker 8 (12:19):
So alcohol is on the list for women women do
not want booze and the top three gifts this year.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Oh, I would be happy if you gave me the
Georgetown Knockies pearl at Rose.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
I've been a happy lady.
Speaker 7 (12:29):
It's right. See why I look at this list and
I'm not sure.
Speaker 8 (12:31):
I ran it past our twenty two year old producer
Rosie and I said, Rosie, what about you?
Speaker 7 (12:34):
She said, I kind of agree with some of this lists.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Would you not want a bottle of Sure you.
Speaker 8 (12:37):
Want the alcohol, but I'll tell you what number two
is shortly, but what do you think is number one?
What is top?
Speaker 7 (12:42):
The we don't want it? List for women this year.
Speaker 8 (12:44):
See it takes to two six nine nine or give
us a bus our on one hundred double o four coasts.
There are so many wonderful things you can get for Christmas,
and they don't have to be bought either. Things that
get homemade, that sort of stuff's really nice. However, when
it comes to things you do not want, though, this
is fast thing to top the list for women. So
let's rattle through the top three. Show a lot of
texts coming through on two six nine to nine two
people have got it right, everyone else not even closed here.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Any Gina has text here and see she doesn't like
things for the kitchen. I have to go against that, Jenna,
because what if someone bought you like a Thermomix or
a kitchen aid or something like that.
Speaker 7 (13:17):
Household items is on the list the top five, the
top five release is it? Yeah? I don't think that
makes sense.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
There's so many luxury things.
Speaker 7 (13:23):
Now, so we know that men do not want beauty gifts.
Apparently this is what has come out of this of.
Speaker 8 (13:27):
A fifty six percent of us will regift after Christmas Day,
but on the top three least wanted for women gifts.
Speaker 7 (13:33):
God like this alcohol.
Speaker 8 (13:35):
Followed by cosmetic and beauty products. Interesting, interesting, aid.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
I probably want to pick my own.
Speaker 7 (13:43):
It's exactly what rosy produces into.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
You know, there's only some people you trust to buy
that for you.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
You can get that horribly wrong for someone else. Yeah,
the wrong tone, the wrong colors.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Often you have like skinky regime kind of going, and
you don't want to.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Mess with the systems.
Speaker 8 (13:55):
Yes, yeah, So the number one thing that women do
not want for Christmas that you say about heater, it's.
Speaker 7 (14:02):
An outdoor plants. That don't want plants Christmas.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
I want to plants Christmas.
Speaker 7 (14:08):
What about flowers? No, you don't flowers Christmas either.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Flowers are for other times of the year, don't you agree?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
What about when you say plants? Have you have you
been fascinated with those mister Mayagi trees?
Speaker 6 (14:20):
What are they called?
Speaker 5 (14:21):
The little little and when you carve.
Speaker 6 (14:23):
Them into a shape and they look like giant coldies
on it?
Speaker 12 (14:26):
No?
Speaker 5 (14:26):
No, no, no, the one that the Japanese to it, Yeah,
the little mini ones.
Speaker 7 (14:29):
Yes, they've got a name. I can't think of. You
do those on those fake plants of Christmas time?
Speaker 4 (14:35):
I love those curated botetics.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
I don't do you know what's funny is I'm actually
going to be suggesting curative potetics in my mother slash
mother in law guide before nine today. I don't think
that class is a live plant.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
No, I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
I think it'll be a better or worse.
Speaker 7 (14:50):
I don't know noways. I love the ones you guys
have got.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
I love.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
I got you a fake plant for for a birthday.
Speaker 6 (14:57):
Almost cost me more than the neon sign.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Didn't you get a free No?
Speaker 7 (15:01):
I mean I did a deal.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
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Speaker 8 (15:13):
Divorced guys have had their say I can't believe what
they're saying.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Freaking up.
Speaker 7 (15:28):
So saying for this.
Speaker 8 (15:29):
Since twenty twenty one, the divorce rates in New Zealand
have steadily climbed, and they've done a bit of a
survey about afterwards. After the ink is dry, women are
a lot better off after a divorce.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Interesting, Actually they got rid of the dead waits.
Speaker 8 (15:42):
There's time and time again every study shows that women
are better off when they're not married.
Speaker 7 (15:46):
Don't tell her why is ever?
Speaker 8 (15:47):
Sam?
Speaker 6 (15:48):
I hope she's well aware of it. I go, So mysell,
get half of all this stuff.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
You will, I'm going to clean that Augustine wardrobe out.
Speaker 7 (16:00):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (16:00):
So a third of divorced men say they want a
woman who dot dot dot.
Speaker 7 (16:05):
This is after the anchor is dry.
Speaker 8 (16:07):
One third of divorced men finish the sentence I want
a woman.
Speaker 7 (16:11):
Who dot dot dot.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Only a third of them.
Speaker 7 (16:13):
It's only a third, and that's right.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
What food are we talking about them?
Speaker 7 (16:18):
Or being honest?
Speaker 5 (16:20):
I want three weeks in Thailand?
Speaker 4 (16:28):
What do you say? They want to tie woman? Is
that what you're saying, Sam, he's confused.
Speaker 7 (16:33):
I want a woman who dot dot dot to finish?
Fancy a woman who what's okay with you?
Speaker 5 (16:42):
Answer this question? Because I don't know if these men
have been honest or not.
Speaker 7 (16:45):
Well, that's pretty honest.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Oh I know that, will go. I want a woman
that doesn't have kids.
Speaker 7 (16:51):
It's a great guess.
Speaker 6 (16:52):
I want a woman that is at least twenty years
younger than me.
Speaker 7 (16:55):
That's another good gift. But it's not either of those.
So what do you think it is? See's what you think?
If you were to finish that sentence.
Speaker 8 (17:01):
A third of all divorced men say they want a
woman who watch put for the rest of that answer,
I've got some.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Other suggestions that are inappropriate.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
I say everyone is thinking it in the cast.
Speaker 7 (17:13):
If you want to, you can take what you think
that is to two six.
Speaker 14 (17:16):
Nine nine.
Speaker 7 (17:18):
Long mellons fruit salad. We're going to real insight this morning.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
You God, this is good.
Speaker 6 (17:25):
I can't get another of us.
Speaker 8 (17:36):
One third of divorced men say they want a woman
who dot dot. We said it before, we said, just
how would you finish that sentence? Hey, what do you
think they have sensed?
Speaker 3 (17:43):
I just like from some of the replies we're getting,
I'm just thinking it might not be the woman that's
a poor bomp.
Speaker 6 (17:48):
I agree, it's kind of with their request is it's
kind of a complaint.
Speaker 7 (17:55):
At the same time, I think this is a double
edged sort of frame.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
To be honest, This one isn't clingy.
Speaker 7 (18:02):
Well, who has a boat.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
Over one hundred k?
Speaker 3 (18:07):
This one, my personal favorite, doesn't answer back, Wow, you
just want someone to sit there in the corner.
Speaker 7 (18:13):
Well a dog, it's literally my job. Well that going
too deep? What do you reckon? There?
Speaker 12 (18:23):
Is?
Speaker 7 (18:23):
The third of divorced men say they want a woman.
Speaker 13 (18:25):
Who who will dress sexy.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
What are you talking, big boy?
Speaker 13 (18:36):
I just believe that. I would say most men always
like woman dressing sixty doesn't know if you're married or
not married, like you always notice, it doesn't matter where
you are.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
But they're not too sixy that all the other men notice, right.
Speaker 13 (18:50):
They're just correct. So I'm getting through my divorce at
the moment, I've got a new partner, and you do
you kind of like it's just those things you'd like.
Woman that dress sixty. You know, you go out and
you notice that they look amazing, and you're think, wow,
that's that's just a known fact, and I think it's
most men would think that.
Speaker 7 (19:10):
And so do you have that now in your new relationship?
Speaker 13 (19:12):
Do you give oh, yeah, my new partner that she
can dress sixty when we go out, and she can
just wear a sweatpants and that around home like she
she knows that I enjoyed looking nice and that she's
quite nice having a woman on your arm that dresses
sixty and people notice her and go, wow, she looks stunning,
And it's just one of those things.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
I'm sure you dress to match that to gav right
A shares, Hello, mate, what do you think it is
I just to put that.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
Guest and thought that maybe it's a woman that earns
more than the husband. Oh that would be helpful, wouldn't it.
Speaker 8 (19:46):
That is actually the other.
Speaker 7 (19:50):
A woman who earns more than him.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Oh that comes with its complications, does it?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Yeah, because if I tell you what would not handle that?
Speaker 3 (19:58):
No?
Speaker 5 (19:58):
I can handle it.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
But well, I don't know if I because if Syriah's
earning more than me, I'd be the start home.
Speaker 7 (20:03):
Dad, and that's hard to work to stay home.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
What if you have a woman I'm just going back
to what Grev was saying. What if you had a
woman that earned more but was wearing a track he's out.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
You'd be in a conundrum and tasting, doesn't it.
Speaker 7 (20:21):
I'm more superficial for that.
Speaker 6 (20:22):
I'll just go with a flash written one like our
last caller.
Speaker 7 (20:25):
Was he reputable?
Speaker 5 (20:29):
A very valid point?
Speaker 4 (20:30):
Your wife dress is sixy?
Speaker 5 (20:32):
Yeah she does?
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Yeah, she's sticking that box.
Speaker 7 (20:35):
Anyway before?
Speaker 6 (20:36):
Why are you making it sound like I don't think
she does.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
I'm not making that.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
We have asked me in what they think, and now
this is turned into a beatdown on men like me
some fear.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Are you grouping yourself here, got another call.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
The last caller.
Speaker 7 (20:57):
Edit all of this out and was starting again on this.
I would love to, but no, we just can't right
now that it's either Sam's weekn you it's weekly.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
Unsay, sure weekly.
Speaker 6 (21:09):
It's only been a weekend. Boy, has there been a
lot of news.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
New Zealand homeowners had their hopes and dreams in the
hands of Adrian Or and all he could manage was
a measly fifty basis points in New Zealand has reacted.
Speaker 7 (21:20):
How dare you?
Speaker 4 (21:21):
You have stolen my dreams with your empty words.
Speaker 6 (21:26):
And despite blowing one point six billion dollars on.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
Her political campaign, did you hear this?
Speaker 2 (21:31):
And that includes two million dollars for an appearance by
Oprah Karmala is running again in twenty twenty eight and
providing encouragement for the nine people that voted for her.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
But the question is how many drinks has she had?
Speaker 7 (21:44):
I just have to remind you, don't you ever let
anybody take your power from you? And you have the
same ability to engage and inspire, So don't ever let
anybody or any circumstance take your power from you.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
I love you.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Drunk anti vibes out now, she sounds twenty five percent
as nutty as Trump.
Speaker 10 (22:07):
He does.
Speaker 6 (22:08):
Maybe it was the booze, Maybe it was the arsenic.
Speaker 15 (22:10):
The Water Services Authority has been notified of increased levels
of arsenic in the Waikato River, which feeds into the
Auckland and Hamilton water supply. The agency says there is
no health risk in drinking the water.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
Nothing to see here, just heavy metal.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
I don't think I'm going to risk it.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Are you buying water?
Speaker 7 (22:30):
I know the thing is that the levels will come
down against a.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Yeah, I just ignore stuff like that.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
I'm the same oblivious.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
But I'm drinking from the fridge. I'm pretty sure a
true debt. But it took more than arsenic in the
World War to kill this man.
Speaker 16 (22:44):
Let's return to our breaking news now notification from the
Guinness Book of World Records that the world's oldest man
has died at the age of one hundred and twelve.
John Tenniswood passed away yesterday at his care home in
its South Border.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
It's a good in links, isn't it?
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Well sad? But there is a silver lining for all
of us.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
He had a buttered fish and chips every Friday.
Speaker 6 (23:07):
I didn't any particular diet.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
Yeah, and as it turns out, today happens to be
Friday to Friday.
Speaker 6 (23:14):
Here's something you probably thought you'd never hear.
Speaker 14 (23:17):
For the first time since taking over Afghanistan, the Taliban
is attaining the UN Climate Conference known as carp Azerbaijan
invaded the Taliban run Afghan Environmental Agency.
Speaker 7 (23:29):
What do you know?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
The Taliban Environmental Agency is an interesting thing because never
in any point in history has anyone gone.
Speaker 6 (23:35):
Do you know what the thing I'm worried about the Talibans?
Speaker 5 (23:37):
Their emissions?
Speaker 4 (23:39):
It's more than videos, it's the treatment of women.
Speaker 15 (23:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (23:42):
Yeah, in the headline that nobody needed.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
What we know about David Seymour's love life, and I
do have some audio him with his new partner, who
was released yesterday on a date.
Speaker 7 (23:51):
So we're down here at Anesto's and Central Wellington. Do
we love this burger? Is the next question to steal
another Burger Joints slogan. But I'm loving it today.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
I'm as happy he's got a girl friend?
Speaker 4 (24:07):
When you said he released it yesterday? Has he had
her caged up?
Speaker 10 (24:10):
Well?
Speaker 6 (24:12):
Where reveal that David was like.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
David Seen's got a girlfriend?
Speaker 7 (24:16):
A girlfriend?
Speaker 4 (24:17):
She's in real estate.
Speaker 7 (24:18):
Yes, like a mogul. Apparently she's like yeah, she's like
a baroness.
Speaker 5 (24:21):
And finally, the stuff of nightmares. And this story was
sent to us by Tony Street.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
This video showing a rider climbing out of a moving
roller coaster just as it's about to drop.
Speaker 10 (24:31):
He says the person operating it didn't check the.
Speaker 13 (24:34):
Lap bars to make sure they were fully secure before
starting the ride, and he says, as they were making
their assent, his unlatched don't get okay?
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Is that what you've got to shoes with? What about
the worker who didn't check the lap belt?
Speaker 7 (24:47):
But it was a child.
Speaker 5 (24:49):
Look, it's a thing. It's a thing.
Speaker 7 (24:50):
If you don't get out, I would.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Well, what's the other what's the other thing?
Speaker 6 (24:55):
Plummet to your dear, No, you see your fugal force, mate,
you're not coming out.
Speaker 11 (24:59):
I wouldn't want to see.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
I had a split decision, and that thing was coming up.
I think I'd take the heights over the plummet.
Speaker 8 (25:08):
And if you see the video, and if you google
you can probably watch it. He gets out just as
it's about to go seconds away.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
So I have so many issues with that.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
The worker didn't check the harness well, shouldn't just lock anyway?
Speaker 4 (25:21):
Isn't it all on latemunal lock.
Speaker 7 (25:23):
In the a MP showground carnival worker?
Speaker 5 (25:25):
Aren't we doing that?
Speaker 7 (25:27):
Was the week.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Thanks for listening to the Coast Breakfast Bonus podcast. Get
your days started with Coasts Feel Good Breakfast Tony Street,
Jayson Reeves and Sam Wallas
Welcome to Tony Jason Sam's Best show Moments podcast, the
very Best of Coasts Feel Good Breakfast this week.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Isn't it a lovely rose bush season? Are your roses flourishing?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
I don't have roses at my place, but I'm glad
you brought it up because I've just been.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Down to Tadabaki and my parents have beautiful roses.
Speaker 5 (00:21):
Yeah, it's a lovely season.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Do you look after you or do you tend to
your roses?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It's funny you say that because we did on the
weekend and we have precuriously placed We have four rose
bushes behind my basketball hoop. Oh you do too, Yeah,
And they were these beautiful white flowers and because we
had such prolific growth, they were starting to slump forward.
And you've gotta be careful when you're playing basketball next
to a rose bush.
Speaker 6 (00:45):
If there's summing ford, of course, because you'll pill your shit.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
You know, God, you're really missing the backboard, don't you.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
It's funny you say that because my wife spent hours
putting bamboost sticks along the edge of the fence, and
the only way we can get the bamboo sticks up
against the fence. Say, we had to run a wire
across the back of the fence. Screw it, and we
put the sticks onto that and then taped the.
Speaker 6 (01:07):
Rose bushes so they held them, held themselves up.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
We trimmed everything. She's spent a bit of time on it.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
And then I took my first shot and I said,
I'm not going to hit the rose bush.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
And I didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
The shot down, We missed the whole hoop and landed
straight on the wire, and the whole the whole wings
and every single flower of all four of our rose
bushes cable.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
The whole thing was just pulled.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Straight on the wad.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Why did you do such a bad shot?
Speaker 6 (01:36):
Yeah, she's not what it used to be.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
That.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Have you played?
Speaker 7 (01:39):
Have you gone back to a sport?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
You know, for a while there you could return to
a sport and there was muscle memory and you come out, Ah,
i's still got it.
Speaker 7 (01:48):
There has been too big a latent.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
Period and it's like my hand is not connected anymore.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
I can attest to that.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Yeah, I'm like, I'm like that that guy out of
that film like Make It rang White Chocolate, a thing
from a rosebush.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
We need to talk about when you leave things behind
and how annoying It is when you realize and this
happened to me the other day when I was down
at Crush Chitch Cup Day and you know, you'd had
a big day at the races, and by then you
can't even feel your feet because of the high heels
that you're not used to wearing. And I hopped in
my uber and we were pulling off, and then it
dawned on me that I didn't have my cell phone charger,
(02:26):
and it briefly crossed my mind, do I need it?
Can I just get another one? And then I was
looked at my phone and I had like three percent battery.
I was like, you are going to have to go
back now. The problem is at the races is that
the ubers are not allowed anywhere near the races.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
So it's a massive walk to walk back.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
And I'd just done it in my fascinator, in my
dress and with the big heels, and.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
I was like, oh, I'm going to have to go back.
And it just it just really grinds your gears.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
And why does it always happen at the most annoying
times when you're either running late, I don't know, you've
got high heels on or it's four o'clock in.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
The morning and you just don't need that good day.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
And the charge is an interesting one because you can
go to you know, one of the stores and get
one for like fifteen twenty bucks.
Speaker 7 (03:07):
It'll never be the same.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
The card will fail, it will charge slowly, so you
need to get it an Apple verified product, and that's
going to catch you ninety bucks.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
So your immediate situation is, it's five o'clock at night.
I'm not going to a store to top up my
three percent battery on my phone, so you know you're
going to have this.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Big chunk of getting home without it.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 8 (03:26):
The exact thing happened to me in New York, remember
with there for Tony Streets, Big spender, and I broke
my charger and I had to go you can find
another one, and I need to try and blow and it's.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Like, did you get it on a real one or
did you get it?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
No?
Speaker 7 (03:36):
I got a cheat and it took ages to charge.
I fiddle with it for ages and then.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I need a little cap on the plug slips down
the cable.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
I just spend the ninety bucks.
Speaker 8 (03:45):
But no, I've had I've had to do a turn
around Taylor as well. One time we were leaving it
was it was right on Christmas. We left on Christmas Eve,
big road trip, and we're about forty minutes into the
road trip, and I thought, oh, how's the traffic. We'll
just put on the phone and see where the traffick is.
Was the best way to go?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Fourteen minutes in?
Speaker 7 (03:59):
Yeah, oh wait, where's the phone?
Speaker 6 (04:02):
Oh no, go back?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
I reckon if that was my husband, I go, we
are not going back for your phone.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
I Am not going to be forty minutes in.
Speaker 7 (04:11):
We're going to be waiting for like a couple of
weeks at.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Least if one of you's got your phone.
Speaker 7 (04:14):
Though.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Oh no, I would have been so angry at.
Speaker 9 (04:18):
You, Like Jace, have you had to turn around for whatever?
We'd love to hear the story, Oh eight hundred double forecast,
Well figure it takes to two six nine nine. We're
talking about those turnaround tails and you had to turn around.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
You know, you leave the house and then you finally
realize you've lost your charger or it's your cell phone,
or in my case, I often get down the road
and I wonder whether I have turned my straight er off,
and it plays on your mind and then you start
going down a rabbit hole of what of this one
moment defines the.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Rest of my life?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
And my house is ablaze and it will be my
fault because I did remember and I didn't turn back.
Speaker 8 (04:58):
Olymics on two six nine nine, Yep, got Wellington Son
told he left us pass wor back home in loving.
Speaker 7 (05:05):
You can't go, Jace.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
You you had the extreme of that. Didn't you remember
that time you couldn't board the flight with your family because.
Speaker 8 (05:11):
Your past, my past expired expired at the airport.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
That was fun. That's an expensive mistake. How much was
a thousand bucks? Yeah, Susan? What was your turn around? Tail?
What happened?
Speaker 10 (05:26):
I left my handbag in a restaurant that we were
in and we were almost home and Marinsvill my bag
because I was tried to buy some vegetables and I
had no money.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
So what did you do?
Speaker 11 (05:40):
All the way back to get my bag? My husband
moaning the whole way?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
How long? How far was the trip?
Speaker 11 (05:48):
About an hour?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
On? That wouldn't have happened in Pete's world. Pete text
and said, we have them all. Once we're out the gate,
we never go back. Well, what so you just so say,
siinaris your wallet forever like.
Speaker 7 (06:05):
The open again.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
If you go back, then no, you just have You
have to make provisions at that point, don't You don't
go back, but you're making calls.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
And you're like, can you put my bang on your courier?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Surely?
Speaker 7 (06:17):
Whatever do you?
Speaker 12 (06:20):
I live rurally and I quite often worked from home
and sometimes Oh this particular day, I got to work and.
Speaker 13 (06:28):
I went to.
Speaker 10 (06:29):
Empty my handbag with my work phone and my banking toggle.
Speaker 12 (06:32):
No banking toggle, panic sets them? Where is it? Oh
my god, I work from home. You stay, It'll be
on my desk at home. And it happened to be
wages day, so I had to turn around, go home,
get my toggle.
Speaker 11 (06:43):
Go back to work.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Is it like a hard driver toggle.
Speaker 12 (06:47):
Asb to process payments on?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
How?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
How how long was the trip to get back?
Speaker 12 (06:56):
And just over an hour round trip? Oh?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
That just and it just rips you the whole way back,
just cursing yourself.
Speaker 8 (07:02):
I'd be so.
Speaker 7 (07:02):
Stupid because you around, I said, what do you?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I am We drove to Duggable for a very exciting
off road day and we were so pumped it got
fuel did the drive two hours out of Auckland, arrived there,
got the buggy off the trailer, put on our helmets,
put on our racing suits, put on our seat belts,
left the key at home.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Oh, so did you have to put the buggy back
buggy on the trailer?
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Drove home?
Speaker 12 (07:29):
We didn't.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
We didn't race that day, and that that impacted you
and your dad, right, do you know what? I thought
that was going to be the worst story we heard,
But I've just seen a text. When you're on a
bus with a whole group of people and it is
your fault that the entire bus has to turn around
and go get you'll find that you've left back in
the terminal.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Can you imagine having to go around?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Sorry?
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Everyone, I am a tool.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Thanks for listening to the Best Show Moments podcast. This
week's very Best from Coast's Tony Street, Jason Reeves and
Sam Wallas.
Speaker 8 (08:06):
You know what it's like, you got your mindset on
all sorts of things, and it's easy to forget things,
and as you're driving out, you think to yourself, did
I close the garage door or did it hit something
that bounce back up again? You know how they automatically
open themselves is that wide open that you got to
turn around in check?
Speaker 7 (08:17):
Or have you lested something at home? We've all done it.
We're talking turn around tails this morning. Mark? What him
to a friend of yours?
Speaker 13 (08:24):
Well, we've gone camping up north.
Speaker 11 (08:25):
I won't mention name, just so I don't highly embarrass him.
Speaker 13 (08:28):
But we're going to a lovely place called Fonanaki to
the boat up everything and it's completely loaded away for
two weeks.
Speaker 11 (08:36):
Unpacked it all.
Speaker 7 (08:37):
No tent, Oh it was the.
Speaker 13 (08:40):
Tent Garrett Straw at home?
Speaker 4 (08:44):
How far away was home.
Speaker 10 (08:47):
Back in Auckland? About a three hour drive?
Speaker 12 (08:48):
On?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
No, this is this is actually a public service announcement
this morning ahead of the summer camping, isn't it?
Speaker 5 (08:55):
How was his name? Come on?
Speaker 7 (09:00):
It was a six hour round trip to the tent
Andrew whatever to you?
Speaker 11 (09:05):
Okay, we thought we'd put all the kids in the
car and off we went, and being a tired mother
of three under five anyway, got up the road. We
only got about, I don't know, three minutes away. I
(09:26):
suppose seemed like forever we'd forgotten, we'd forgotten the.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
The boy, the.
Speaker 11 (09:35):
Child child, not just the road child.
Speaker 13 (09:41):
We got up the road and.
Speaker 11 (09:42):
Ship he's not in the car, so we brought back
and he's playing quite happily. He was the Ginnea pig
on the Lord and watching us come back in the
driveway and.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Got in the.
Speaker 11 (10:01):
All.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
I don't think you should worry. Three minutes isn't too bad,
I reckon. There's lots of us who have been left
at school for.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
An hour waiting, sitting there crying.
Speaker 8 (10:11):
Sorry for the fear of us later in life. The
way very much that Andrews again. Just make sure she
can double check this morning. If you do nothing else
this morning, to take this as.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
A check your phone, charge a chicken? You want contact lenses? Children?
Speaker 8 (10:23):
Sam?
Speaker 7 (10:23):
If you had to think about something that you don't
want for Christmas? Who want to be?
Speaker 5 (10:28):
I don't like towels for Christmas?
Speaker 4 (10:30):
When was the last time you got given a towel?
Speaker 7 (10:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Exciting about a towers there? Practical?
Speaker 4 (10:39):
I can't even think what I want alone, what I
don't want? Who does it? I don't want this?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Just before you read this, if I just don't want
this to be a a outdoor heater on there, because
that's what I'm getting.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
My wife and I think she's going to be excited
about it.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
I think she should just regift that to you, and
she encounters your gift, it probably.
Speaker 7 (10:59):
Means favorite gifts beauty products. Guys don't want beauty products.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
That's true, that's not true.
Speaker 7 (11:04):
Would you rather choose your own?
Speaker 5 (11:05):
I would know, I would love. I like a nice cologne.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I like a nice face wash, or a face moisture,
or a good sunscreen, a facial sunscreen.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Would you really would that get you going more than
a towel?
Speaker 8 (11:19):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (11:19):
No, I don't like that. How a shaving kids or something.
Speaker 8 (11:22):
I wouldn't mind getting something like that too, But I
also think to myself, there's a beauty in choosing it
for yourself.
Speaker 7 (11:26):
I know what my smell is.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
I know what this is about. I got you the
beard trim last year and you hated it.
Speaker 7 (11:31):
I love I use it a lot. You know I
don't want products.
Speaker 8 (11:33):
And you also give me a really nice have to
shave A couple of years ago.
Speaker 7 (11:37):
I used that as well. That was beautiful too. Thank you.
Speaker 8 (11:39):
Thanks, But I'm not the mean on this list? What
has top the least wanted list for women?
Speaker 10 (11:45):
Though?
Speaker 4 (11:45):
I can't even think of something I wouldn't want. I'd
just be happy that someone got me something.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
You winding about my bar heater that I'm getting from
my wife?
Speaker 4 (11:53):
Well, I know I don't want a knee on sign
core Sam got me one a couple of years ago.
Any in cakes that it's not sitting above my kitchen beach?
Speaker 7 (12:06):
Is it a box in the garrett? It's not.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
It's up in the garage.
Speaker 6 (12:09):
I've been to your house so many times, I've never
seen it.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Well, I don't usually say to people come down and
see my garage.
Speaker 7 (12:16):
That's the old house before the charges. Anyway.
Speaker 8 (12:19):
So alcohol is on the list for women women do
not want booze and the top three gifts this year.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Oh, I would be happy if you gave me the
Georgetown Knockies pearl at Rose.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
I've been a happy lady.
Speaker 7 (12:29):
It's right. See why I look at this list and
I'm not sure.
Speaker 8 (12:31):
I ran it past our twenty two year old producer
Rosie and I said, Rosie, what about you?
Speaker 7 (12:34):
She said, I kind of agree with some of this lists.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Would you not want a bottle of Sure you.
Speaker 8 (12:37):
Want the alcohol, but I'll tell you what number two
is shortly, but what do you think is number one?
What is top?
Speaker 7 (12:42):
The we don't want it? List for women this year.
Speaker 8 (12:44):
See it takes to two six nine nine or give
us a bus our on one hundred double o four coasts.
There are so many wonderful things you can get for Christmas,
and they don't have to be bought either. Things that
get homemade, that sort of stuff's really nice. However, when
it comes to things you do not want, though, this
is fast thing to top the list for women. So
let's rattle through the top three. Show a lot of
texts coming through on two six nine to nine two
people have got it right, everyone else not even closed here.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Any Gina has text here and see she doesn't like
things for the kitchen. I have to go against that, Jenna,
because what if someone bought you like a Thermomix or
a kitchen aid or something like that.
Speaker 7 (13:17):
Household items is on the list the top five, the
top five release is it? Yeah? I don't think that
makes sense.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
There's so many luxury things.
Speaker 7 (13:23):
Now, so we know that men do not want beauty gifts.
Apparently this is what has come out of this of.
Speaker 8 (13:27):
A fifty six percent of us will regift after Christmas Day,
but on the top three least wanted for women gifts.
Speaker 7 (13:33):
God like this alcohol.
Speaker 8 (13:35):
Followed by cosmetic and beauty products. Interesting, interesting, aid.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
I probably want to pick my own.
Speaker 7 (13:43):
It's exactly what rosy produces into.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
You know, there's only some people you trust to buy
that for you.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
You can get that horribly wrong for someone else. Yeah,
the wrong tone, the wrong colors.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Often you have like skinky regime kind of going, and
you don't want to.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Mess with the systems.
Speaker 8 (13:55):
Yes, yeah, So the number one thing that women do
not want for Christmas that you say about heater, it's.
Speaker 7 (14:02):
An outdoor plants. That don't want plants Christmas.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
I want to plants Christmas.
Speaker 7 (14:08):
What about flowers? No, you don't flowers Christmas either.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Flowers are for other times of the year, don't you agree?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
What about when you say plants? Have you have you
been fascinated with those mister Mayagi trees?
Speaker 6 (14:20):
What are they called?
Speaker 5 (14:21):
The little little and when you carve.
Speaker 6 (14:23):
Them into a shape and they look like giant coldies
on it?
Speaker 12 (14:26):
No?
Speaker 5 (14:26):
No, no, no, the one that the Japanese to it, Yeah,
the little mini ones.
Speaker 7 (14:29):
Yes, they've got a name. I can't think of. You
do those on those fake plants of Christmas time?
Speaker 4 (14:35):
I love those curated botetics.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
I don't do you know what's funny is I'm actually
going to be suggesting curative potetics in my mother slash
mother in law guide before nine today. I don't think
that class is a live plant.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
No, I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
I think it'll be a better or worse.
Speaker 7 (14:50):
I don't know noways. I love the ones you guys
have got.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
I love.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
I got you a fake plant for for a birthday.
Speaker 6 (14:57):
Almost cost me more than the neon sign.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Didn't you get a free No?
Speaker 7 (15:01):
I mean I did a deal.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Your Weekly Feel Good Breakfast, Best Show Moments podcast, The
Very Best of Coasts Tony Street, Jace Reeves, and Sam Wallas.
Speaker 8 (15:13):
Divorced guys have had their say I can't believe what
they're saying.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Freaking up.
Speaker 7 (15:28):
So saying for this.
Speaker 8 (15:29):
Since twenty twenty one, the divorce rates in New Zealand
have steadily climbed, and they've done a bit of a
survey about afterwards. After the ink is dry, women are
a lot better off after a divorce.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Interesting, Actually they got rid of the dead waits.
Speaker 8 (15:42):
There's time and time again every study shows that women
are better off when they're not married.
Speaker 7 (15:46):
Don't tell her why is ever?
Speaker 8 (15:47):
Sam?
Speaker 6 (15:48):
I hope she's well aware of it. I go, So mysell,
get half of all this stuff.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
You will, I'm going to clean that Augustine wardrobe out.
Speaker 7 (16:00):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (16:00):
So a third of divorced men say they want a
woman who dot dot dot.
Speaker 7 (16:05):
This is after the anchor is dry.
Speaker 8 (16:07):
One third of divorced men finish the sentence I want
a woman.
Speaker 7 (16:11):
Who dot dot dot.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Only a third of them.
Speaker 7 (16:13):
It's only a third, and that's right.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
What food are we talking about them?
Speaker 7 (16:18):
Or being honest?
Speaker 5 (16:20):
I want three weeks in Thailand?
Speaker 4 (16:28):
What do you say? They want to tie woman? Is
that what you're saying, Sam, he's confused.
Speaker 7 (16:33):
I want a woman who dot dot dot to finish?
Fancy a woman who what's okay with you?
Speaker 5 (16:42):
Answer this question? Because I don't know if these men
have been honest or not.
Speaker 7 (16:45):
Well, that's pretty honest.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Oh I know that, will go. I want a woman
that doesn't have kids.
Speaker 7 (16:51):
It's a great guess.
Speaker 6 (16:52):
I want a woman that is at least twenty years
younger than me.
Speaker 7 (16:55):
That's another good gift. But it's not either of those.
So what do you think it is? See's what you think?
If you were to finish that sentence.
Speaker 8 (17:01):
A third of all divorced men say they want a
woman who watch put for the rest of that answer,
I've got some.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Other suggestions that are inappropriate.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
I say everyone is thinking it in the cast.
Speaker 7 (17:13):
If you want to, you can take what you think
that is to two six.
Speaker 14 (17:16):
Nine nine.
Speaker 7 (17:18):
Long mellons fruit salad. We're going to real insight this morning.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
You God, this is good.
Speaker 6 (17:25):
I can't get another of us.
Speaker 8 (17:36):
One third of divorced men say they want a woman
who dot dot. We said it before, we said, just
how would you finish that sentence? Hey, what do you
think they have sensed?
Speaker 3 (17:43):
I just like from some of the replies we're getting,
I'm just thinking it might not be the woman that's
a poor bomp.
Speaker 6 (17:48):
I agree, it's kind of with their request is it's
kind of a complaint.
Speaker 7 (17:55):
At the same time, I think this is a double
edged sort of frame.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
To be honest, This one isn't clingy.
Speaker 7 (18:02):
Well, who has a boat.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
Over one hundred k?
Speaker 3 (18:07):
This one, my personal favorite, doesn't answer back, Wow, you
just want someone to sit there in the corner.
Speaker 7 (18:13):
Well a dog, it's literally my job. Well that going
too deep? What do you reckon? There?
Speaker 12 (18:23):
Is?
Speaker 7 (18:23):
The third of divorced men say they want a woman.
Speaker 13 (18:25):
Who who will dress sexy.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
What are you talking, big boy?
Speaker 13 (18:36):
I just believe that. I would say most men always
like woman dressing sixty doesn't know if you're married or
not married, like you always notice, it doesn't matter where
you are.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
But they're not too sixy that all the other men notice, right.
Speaker 13 (18:50):
They're just correct. So I'm getting through my divorce at
the moment, I've got a new partner, and you do
you kind of like it's just those things you'd like.
Woman that dress sixty. You know, you go out and
you notice that they look amazing, and you're think, wow,
that's that's just a known fact, and I think it's
most men would think that.
Speaker 7 (19:10):
And so do you have that now in your new relationship?
Speaker 13 (19:12):
Do you give oh, yeah, my new partner that she
can dress sixty when we go out, and she can
just wear a sweatpants and that around home like she
she knows that I enjoyed looking nice and that she's
quite nice having a woman on your arm that dresses
sixty and people notice her and go, wow, she looks stunning,
And it's just one of those things.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
I'm sure you dress to match that to gav right
A shares, Hello, mate, what do you think it is
I just to put that.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
Guest and thought that maybe it's a woman that earns
more than the husband. Oh that would be helpful, wouldn't it.
Speaker 8 (19:46):
That is actually the other.
Speaker 7 (19:50):
A woman who earns more than him.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Oh that comes with its complications, does it?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Yeah, because if I tell you what would not handle that?
Speaker 3 (19:58):
No?
Speaker 5 (19:58):
I can handle it.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
But well, I don't know if I because if Syriah's
earning more than me, I'd be the start home.
Speaker 7 (20:03):
Dad, and that's hard to work to stay home.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
What if you have a woman I'm just going back
to what Grev was saying. What if you had a
woman that earned more but was wearing a track he's out.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
You'd be in a conundrum and tasting, doesn't it.
Speaker 7 (20:21):
I'm more superficial for that.
Speaker 6 (20:22):
I'll just go with a flash written one like our
last caller.
Speaker 7 (20:25):
Was he reputable?
Speaker 5 (20:29):
A very valid point?
Speaker 4 (20:30):
Your wife dress is sixy?
Speaker 5 (20:32):
Yeah she does?
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Yeah, she's sticking that box.
Speaker 7 (20:35):
Anyway before?
Speaker 6 (20:36):
Why are you making it sound like I don't think
she does.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
I'm not making that.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
We have asked me in what they think, and now
this is turned into a beatdown on men like me
some fear.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Are you grouping yourself here, got another call.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
The last caller.
Speaker 7 (20:57):
Edit all of this out and was starting again on this.
I would love to, but no, we just can't right
now that it's either Sam's weekn you it's weekly.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
Unsay, sure weekly.
Speaker 6 (21:09):
It's only been a weekend. Boy, has there been a
lot of news.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
New Zealand homeowners had their hopes and dreams in the
hands of Adrian Or and all he could manage was
a measly fifty basis points in New Zealand has reacted.
Speaker 7 (21:20):
How dare you?
Speaker 4 (21:21):
You have stolen my dreams with your empty words.
Speaker 6 (21:26):
And despite blowing one point six billion dollars on.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
Her political campaign, did you hear this?
Speaker 2 (21:31):
And that includes two million dollars for an appearance by
Oprah Karmala is running again in twenty twenty eight and
providing encouragement for the nine people that voted for her.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
But the question is how many drinks has she had?
Speaker 7 (21:44):
I just have to remind you, don't you ever let
anybody take your power from you? And you have the
same ability to engage and inspire, So don't ever let
anybody or any circumstance take your power from you.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
I love you.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Drunk anti vibes out now, she sounds twenty five percent
as nutty as Trump.
Speaker 10 (22:07):
He does.
Speaker 6 (22:08):
Maybe it was the booze, Maybe it was the arsenic.
Speaker 15 (22:10):
The Water Services Authority has been notified of increased levels
of arsenic in the Waikato River, which feeds into the
Auckland and Hamilton water supply. The agency says there is
no health risk in drinking the water.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
Nothing to see here, just heavy metal.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
I don't think I'm going to risk it.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Are you buying water?
Speaker 7 (22:30):
I know the thing is that the levels will come
down against a.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Yeah, I just ignore stuff like that.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
I'm the same oblivious.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
But I'm drinking from the fridge. I'm pretty sure a
true debt. But it took more than arsenic in the
World War to kill this man.
Speaker 16 (22:44):
Let's return to our breaking news now notification from the
Guinness Book of World Records that the world's oldest man
has died at the age of one hundred and twelve.
John Tenniswood passed away yesterday at his care home in
its South Border.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
It's a good in links, isn't it?
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Well sad? But there is a silver lining for all
of us.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
He had a buttered fish and chips every Friday.
Speaker 6 (23:07):
I didn't any particular diet.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
Yeah, and as it turns out, today happens to be
Friday to Friday.
Speaker 6 (23:14):
Here's something you probably thought you'd never hear.
Speaker 14 (23:17):
For the first time since taking over Afghanistan, the Taliban
is attaining the UN Climate Conference known as carp Azerbaijan
invaded the Taliban run Afghan Environmental Agency.
Speaker 7 (23:29):
What do you know?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
The Taliban Environmental Agency is an interesting thing because never
in any point in history has anyone gone.
Speaker 6 (23:35):
Do you know what the thing I'm worried about the Talibans?
Speaker 5 (23:37):
Their emissions?
Speaker 4 (23:39):
It's more than videos, it's the treatment of women.
Speaker 15 (23:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (23:42):
Yeah, in the headline that nobody needed.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
What we know about David Seymour's love life, and I
do have some audio him with his new partner, who
was released yesterday on a date.
Speaker 7 (23:51):
So we're down here at Anesto's and Central Wellington. Do
we love this burger? Is the next question to steal
another Burger Joints slogan. But I'm loving it today.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
I'm as happy he's got a girl friend?
Speaker 4 (24:07):
When you said he released it yesterday? Has he had
her caged up?
Speaker 10 (24:10):
Well?
Speaker 6 (24:12):
Where reveal that David was like.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
David Seen's got a girlfriend?
Speaker 7 (24:16):
A girlfriend?
Speaker 4 (24:17):
She's in real estate.
Speaker 7 (24:18):
Yes, like a mogul. Apparently she's like yeah, she's like
a baroness.
Speaker 5 (24:21):
And finally, the stuff of nightmares. And this story was
sent to us by Tony Street.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
This video showing a rider climbing out of a moving
roller coaster just as it's about to drop.
Speaker 10 (24:31):
He says the person operating it didn't check the.
Speaker 13 (24:34):
Lap bars to make sure they were fully secure before
starting the ride, and he says, as they were making
their assent, his unlatched don't get okay?
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Is that what you've got to shoes with? What about
the worker who didn't check the lap belt?
Speaker 7 (24:47):
But it was a child.
Speaker 5 (24:49):
Look, it's a thing. It's a thing.
Speaker 7 (24:50):
If you don't get out, I would.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Well, what's the other what's the other thing?
Speaker 6 (24:55):
Plummet to your dear, No, you see your fugal force, mate,
you're not coming out.
Speaker 11 (24:59):
I wouldn't want to see.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
I had a split decision, and that thing was coming up.
I think I'd take the heights over the plummet.
Speaker 8 (25:08):
And if you see the video, and if you google
you can probably watch it. He gets out just as
it's about to go seconds away.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
So I have so many issues with that.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
The worker didn't check the harness well, shouldn't just lock anyway?
Speaker 4 (25:21):
Isn't it all on latemunal lock.
Speaker 7 (25:23):
In the a MP showground carnival worker?
Speaker 5 (25:25):
Aren't we doing that?
Speaker 7 (25:27):
Was the week.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
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