The Survivor: A Magazine For Nerdy Terrorists

Robert is joined by Katy Stoll and Cody Johnston for a reading of Kurt Saxon's Survivor Magazine.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What's got a headache? My code Kenny Ship Katie has
a headache. This is Behind the Bastards podcast about that.
It's not a Corona headache. It's just a normal stress headache.
Yeah you say that, but you've got that look in
your eyes like the guy in the zombie movie who's
hiding the bike. That's that's that's literally all of us

(00:24):
right now. Actually, yeah, you think you're you think you're special.
Back off, poise, don't look too closely at my headache.
So this is our first Corona recorded quarantine episode of
Behind the Bastards the Quarantine Bastards, and I figured we
should do something a little special for it, y'all. So, oh,

(00:47):
I just had my first cup of sip of coffee
for the day. That's nice. That's lovely, Robert, Why did
you not drink that before you started recording? We have
a rule because we're professionals, gotta be fast. Speed is everything.
M Now, let's very slowly discuss this old Prepper magazine
from nine. Oh yeah, so yeah, I was given this

(01:10):
mailed this by a fan, and I don't think they
sent it weeks ago. So this was just a coincidence
that it timed out well with the coronavirus. But it's
called The Survivor by Kurt Saxon. Now Kurt's Saxon was
a a fringe survivalist lunatic who uh wrote a book
called The poor Man's James Bond and a number of

(01:33):
other guides to making improvised weapons and uh and stuff
like that. He's one of those Here's how to kill
people with objects around you type dudes, a fake James Bond? Excellent.
It's more like, here's how to booby trap everything that
you own and kill people if you had so. It's
more like a bad mgeiver. Yeah, here's how to be

(01:55):
like a drunk, lonely mcgeiver in the woods. So like
a like a light terrorist. Yes, it seems like what
we're talking about here. We got a lot of time
on our hands. I don't know if this is a
responsible thing to put out in the world, but we
are so. I want you to look at I want

(02:16):
you to look at the beautiful copy of this. It
is about it's enormous. It's about twice the size of
a normal piece of paper. The book is it's handbound.
Whoever made this clearly did it and like their garage
and the front has a gorgeous an illustration that I
can only describe as unhinged. It really is very lovingly made. Yeah, yeah,

(02:42):
it's like a it's like a very it's a warped
fairy tale. It's a fat zine. Yeah, like Katie's description,
made with love. It is definitely made with love. It
it shows a man who looks like a young who's
the guy from Greece? Greece guy Tommy, Tommy TRIVOLDI he

(03:08):
looks like young John Travolta, got the hairy chest. I'm
a phenomenon. He's hate he's clearly forging something, and he's
forging something. What I love about this picture is that
he's like clearly working on an active hot forge, right
next to his daughter who's immediately left of the forge,
playing with a doll spark. It's great, and he could

(03:30):
do that and be a good parent. He can, of
course he can. They live in some sort of home
built house. There's what I have to assume is a
bomb making chemistry set, either that or meth amphetamine in
the in the right hand corner. And then his very
quiet perspective warped wife standing in the background operating some
sort of rudimentary lathe. Yeah, she's got her apron on.

(03:54):
I think you're damn getting her face burned off. I
have a feeling Kurt Saxon does not like it when
women don't wear aprons. M I understand where you get
that feeling from. Well, he's not going to shell out
for her to buy another dress if she ruins it
being stupid. Here's the thing about prepping, um, because I

(04:18):
I do it myself. Unfortunately, you often wind up taking
advice from lunatics who are light terrorists because they also
know how to do a lot of really useful ship
because they've been living alone in the mountains for thirty
five years and they picked up some skills. UM. So
I'm interested in the ratio. I'm going to predict right

(04:38):
now that this magazine will be a mix of incredibly
useful survival tips and absolute madness. And I'm really interested
as to what that ratio is going to be, right
and how how they relate to each other, because I
imagine a lot of the useful things will be like, hey,
did you know this, and here's what you do with it?

(05:01):
A cross over there, page one has a has ah.
What I would get I guess we would call an editorial. Uh,
survival is looking out for number one, and I guess
I should read a little bit from that to give
you give us an idea of the tenor of this piece.
Alarmists all around the country are promising disaster such a
super inflation, famine for an invasion, the triumph of communism

(05:24):
slash fascism. That classic. You guys remember when the communo
fascists were were rolling in that red brown alliance. The
dangers of one thing, nuclear war, etcetera. Unfortunately, it's essentially

(05:44):
the same thing, so I don't have too much of
an issue with that slash lump them in together. Unfortunately,
they may all be right, even though their timing is wrong. Semicolon,
we hope not exactly where I would use a semical.
But you have only to compare this year's food prices

(06:04):
over last year's, this year's rise and crime over last year's.
These things affected directly prices going up. Yeah, that's it is.
It is a little bit comforting to read the tone
of certain imminent doom in this magazine and then be like, oh,
this was fifty years ago, and we kept on limping
for Just wait, buddy, just wait, maybe we'll get through this.

(06:29):
M hmm. Yeah. There are two main reasons for this,
which no political system can help. One is that the
age of exploration and development and the Industrial Revolution is over.
And the other is that the good crop weather worldwide
is also over maybe for centuries. You guys remember how
we weren't able to We can't grow crops anymore. Yeah,
the crop weather stopped. I'd almost forgotten with everything that's

(06:49):
going on, But yeah, that's part of the problem. We
don't have any crops. I mean, we actually do have
a major problem with that because the Trump administration is
not letting uh Mexican workers in on visas this year.
The harvest crops, that's going to be an issue. But oh,
Kurt Saxon, I couldn't have known that. How dare you
make this relevant, Robert? How dare you? We're trying to

(07:11):
escape here into the world of awful bastards, not remember
the bastard reality that we live in. Why don't we
escape into hearing what Kurt Saxon has to say about
the Age of Exploration and Development. Yes, it began around
fift and into around nineteen fifty. From the beginning of
that period, the earth was explored, mapped, annex developed, and
exploited with you. So far kurt Its resources, animal, vegetable

(07:35):
and mineral were looted with little or no thought for
future generations still on board. As national industries grew to
take advantage of the impouring bounty from the hinterlands, living
standards rows, enabling more people to survive and in turn
to reproduce their kind human locusts spread over the earth,
born only to exploit, rape, and destroy their own environment.
Have more babies so we can clear more land. Have
more babies so we can mind more coal and metals.

(07:57):
Have more babies so we can keep the factories running.
Have more babies so we can take more territory from
the hated enemy. That's right, We've got a built in workforce.
The babies, the babies, more babies, babies. As you were
reading that, I was like, I hope there's a third
half more babies, And you did it, and then there
was a fourth one. A lot of babies having suggestions here.

(08:19):
I mean, Robert, I guess it's better than the usual
dead baby talk on this. It is. It is, although
I think that he would argue that, like Lana del Rey,
these babies were born to die. Yeah, I also think
we're only on the first page. We are only on
the first page, so there's there's more time for dead babies.
This this opinion column is continued on page two, but
before we get to it, we have a couple of

(08:39):
really useful, uh little little guides just on page one.
How to cut bottles with electricity from a nineteen nineteen
Popular Mechanics article, how to make a stationary windmill from
a nineteen thirteen Popular Mechanics article, And how to irrigate
with cans stationary windmill. Yeah, station every windmill so it

(09:01):
doesn't move with the wind. It just is like a statue.
Uh no, I figured it wasn't that. I think it
yeah down the hill. I guess. I don't know why
you can specified that a windmill stationary, like my windmill

(09:22):
is not portable. My windmill stays where it is. I say,
it runs regardless of the direction of the wind. That's
probably what they're saying. Cody. Mills of this kind can
be built of larger size in some localities have been
used for pumping and cutting a bottle with electricity. You know,
Actually that's so that's that's like a useful thing. For um,

(09:42):
if you've got like a bunch of big glass bottles
and you need to make cups because the society has collapsed,
but you still need a good cup, and you've got
extra electricity hanging around. Well, if you know how to
make your own windmills. If you're reading The Survivor volume one,
I think you're ready for this. I mean, honestly, though
they jumped right into the heavy hitters in volume one,

(10:05):
I'm surprised. This isn't even like a remedial guide. Oh boy,
there's so many pages there's this is so big. I'm
not going to go through the entirety of his column,
but I do want to read the section where he
starts about arming yourself and escaping society. That seems like
that's the most important step, right, I mean, if you're

(10:28):
not considering arming yourself and escaping society for the mountains, yeah,
that's right. Everybody is exactly exactly so uh, you may
want to get a few acres and live cut off
from everyone. This is fine if you're well armed and
a professional woodcraft are already. However, this is too great
a change for most people. The inexperienced dreamers simply cannot

(10:50):
survive alone. Regardless of your choice town, commune, or small farm,
you must choose an area about a hundred miles from
any major population center. It must also be several miles
off from an major highway. Refugees streaming out of New
York or Los Angeles will clog the main highways and
strip every home from miles each side of their route,
like irresistible plagues of locusts. I'm guessing he's imagining those

(11:13):
crowds as being a certain color. You probably have to
use much of your imagination. No, no plagues of locusts.
I've I've seen the cover of this. Yeah, he does
say that he's going to focus on survival without savagery.
So that's good. Okay, Oh Jesus, No matter how much

(11:36):
you might think you can steal yourself against pitiful refugees,
you must plan to live as far off their perspective
roots as possible. Yeah, say, pitiful pitiful refugees. So next
we have, uh, we have a guide to making a
mouse trap, a guide to make popcorn cakes. So that's nice.

(11:56):
How to make a house both dang right? Wait, how
to make a houseboat? How to make a houseboat? Let's
get into that. This is a short This is a
very short guy to make. So it's he's he's taken
a lot of different guides from popular mechanics, and this

(12:18):
is about a page for paragraphs on the houseboats. I
didn't realize it was that simple in a very small time.
Why aren't we all making houseboats? There's so much coast
to California. You guys could be living in houseboats right now,
free rent. We are dropping the ball. And if you
make that stationary water wheel thing, then you'll have power exactly.

(12:43):
We don't have to oh this, we're gonna live like
very very dangerous kings. Well, and I have to say,
you know what's better for uh your what's a better
value for the funders of some more news than living
in homemade house boats and generating your own power with
a wheel. Honestly, I couldn't think of a second thing.

(13:08):
I'm sure the next page will provide some more for us.
But what was that game? It's like, what page are
we on? We three? Oh my god, my god. Right
next to how to make a house boat medicines like

(13:30):
Granddad used to make, which is an advertisement for another
two page book by Kurt sex. Oh my smart. Yeah,
I mean, you know, you want to make the sign
of medicines that your grandpa used to make. Oh my god,
So it's ten dollars ninety six. Ten dollars. Kurt's charging
you quite a bit for granddad. Ye self published to like,

(13:54):
but like, if you're you're learning really valuable into I
could shell out some bucks to learn how to make
a houseboat. I know that's different. You don't have to.
You've got the free four paragraph guide right here, Katie. Um,
can we talk about this entry that says a homemade
blow blowtorch? Oh? Absolutely, Wait where is that it's from?

(14:17):
It's from Popular Mechanics. N wow, popular mechanic is really
it requires no air and no pump. You have a blowtorch.
I don't know how you blow without air or a pump,

(14:38):
but I guess there's a way. Well yeah, I mean,
instead of forcing a small stream of gasoline into a
heated burner, it converts the gasoline into gas in the
chamber and blows a small jet of it through a
very small hole in the the combustion chamber. There we go.
Just it's just that simple, Thank you, And this is
why we're all looking for things to do while quarantined.

(14:58):
Make your own blow torch, following the guide this dangerously
unhinged individual self published in his garage in nineteen seventy six.
And maybe do not follow that advice we just gave you.
Follow all of it, every piece of get out of here.
I do want to read a paragraph from medicines granddad

(15:20):
used to make, because it's made me aware of something.
So this is not This is not medicines that Kurt
Saxon's granddad used to make. Uh. He included all of
the medical preparations from Dick's Encyclopedia of Practical Receipts and
Processes eighteen seventy two and the complete text of the
Medical Students Manual of Chemistry from eighteen eighty nine. So
he's just taking old books and republishing them with a

(15:41):
little bit of work and then selling them for a
huge amount of money. Yeah, just like he got a
bunch of popular mechanics. I mean there's an element of
that that's cool, because like there's a bunch of ship
in here from like the eighteen hundreds that it's just
like guides to life that that random people on the
frontier figured out. But also like, Kurt, you're not coming

(16:02):
up with this stuff. He's a he's a news aggregating website. Basically, Yeah,
I do want to see. Yeah, he's BuzzFeed. He's like
prepper BuzzFeed from the seventies. The sections from Dicks cover
such medical preparations as bitters, aromatic vinegar, smelling salts, f

(16:23):
factitious mineral waters, facious of those work, Sophie, would you
look up factitious mineral waters to see if that's a
thing or if this is nonsense? Old people medicine, they
maybe they used to refer to mineral waters as factitious
because people used to think they were fake. I don't know.

(16:44):
This all sounds like stuff. Grandpa Simpson would prescribe fluid extracts,
medicinal lessences, medicated syrups, oxymel elixirs, medicated waters, medicinal solutions, lotions, liniments, pills, ointments, salves, serrates,
poultice is, plasters, garbls, caustics, rubefacians, Balsom's tonics, and a diet.

(17:06):
It's diaphyretics, diuretics, electuaries, fomentations. I'll turn it. What are
these things? I'm gonna be honest if you're trying to
sell me medicine. You lost me at a lix, sir,
I'm not gonna buy your stuff. So update, there's really
nothing except I found one thing that's titled Drugs and

(17:29):
Our Drinking Water, and I don't think it's related. So
I think this person just made up a thing awesome
or time ago. So next page, how to make make
up a candy floss outfit. What's the candy flaws outfit?
You know, it's how to make floss, it's how to
it's a it's how to make a not candy like

(17:52):
a costume. No, we would call it. Um. What's that
ship they sell at the carnivals. It's the cotton candy,
cotton candy. How to make a cotton candy machine. That's neat,
I would go, yeah, I love. It's like an outfit.
I love. I love their old old terminology for that. Yeah, yeah,
definitely it was an outfit. Yeah. So on that page

(18:16):
we have had to make up a candy floss outfit
catching insects with a vacuum cleaner and homemade blowtorch. And
then right next I don't really I don't think that
we need a big long description of how to catch
a bug with a vacuum cleaner. No, that actually seems
pretty simple. Yeah, that's straight title. The title is the explanation.

(18:37):
You know what I think he's filling. You know what's
amazing he gives us. He dedicates exactly as much paide
space to making a houseboat as he does to catching
insects with a vacuum cleaner. Well, now we know both.
And then on the same page another ad for another

(18:59):
Kurt Saxon book keeping score on our modern profits, psychic
researcher and Bible expert levels on people who give the
occult world a bad name? Do you think that he's
publishing books just to promote his other books? I think so.
I think that this is all he's got his whole
media network. Like, this guy is kind of like a

(19:20):
low tech Alex Jones who has like his own But
actually some of this is really useful, um right? Yeah,
Like I imagine I might wind up digging this up
to find out how to make a homemade blowtorch if
things get a lot worse. I knew you were going
to say blowtour techny. Hey, Robert, what else is really useful?
The products and services that support this podcast yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

(19:44):
they do. All right. We're going to go to products
right after we get back. We're going to talk about
how to keep score on our modern profits. So I
think we should all be excited about this. I'm stuck
always and we're bad. We're back. We're talking about living

(20:06):
in the mountains and forming a militia. Um, a militia
in which we would all be colonels um. Everyone is
a colonel in in my militia. So can I give
a quick anecdote? Absolutely. I'd never said the word colonel
out loud until I started auditioning for projects and I
was reading something and I had to say the word colonel.

(20:27):
But I just read it and said colonel. And that's
my anecdote. I immediately knew my mistake. You can cut
this out. It's done. No no, no, no, no, no no,
we're all saying. Kurt Saxon has shared his emotional vulnerabilities
with us. We should share ours with the listeners. Thanks guys,

(20:48):
thanks for receiving me, Thank you for sharing, Thank you
for opening up, Thank you for sharing. I missstook a
wrench for channel locks once several years ago, and I
very silly and all of the people who knew what
they were doing with tools around me made a lot
of fun of me. So everybody makes dumb mistakes. I'm

(21:09):
so sorry that you experienced that, Robert. I'm so sorry.
I feel like, yeah, they were all woodsmen and I
wanted to be cool around them, But then I didn't
know what channelocks were because I was a fool, And
I'm so sorry. I still don't know what. I only
have a vague idea, to be honest, Cody, do you

(21:30):
want to say share a shameful and vulnerable moment? Or
should we read about what Kurt Saxon has to say
on modern profits. I've never been embarrassed once in my
entire life. That makes sense, That actually makes complete sense.
Modern profits promoted by trashy tabloids claimed to know the future.
Aside from predicting natural disasters, they are very heavy on
sweetness and light. Everything is going to turn out all right,

(21:52):
God tells them. So too many people believe frauds like
Gene Dixon. They don't prepare for rough times ahead because
Jean says great things are in store for humanity. The
fact that these things seldom come off as prophesized is
forgotten as new prophecies come out. The author is the
only one to collect and record four years of prophecies
and the most popular of the most popular modern prophets,
with their miserable scores, it is amazing that any of

(22:13):
them stay in the limelight. If you were hooked on
the modern prophets and there's someone who is, you owe
it to yourself to read this. But oh, I think
he's actually like busting, like talking about what liars psychics are. Yeah,
he really hates this Genie Dixon woman, And yeah, there
we go. I don't know. I went to one psychic

(22:34):
that told me in a past life I've saved a
lot of Jewish people during the Holocaust, and I tend
to believe that that's true. That is a nice thing
to believe. I feel like, can I share one other
psychic story that might uh convince you this is the time?
Do you think it? So? My good friend Nellie, who

(22:58):
loves Hawai, goes every year. Okay, in her adult life,
she has seen six different psychics who have all said
that she used to be the ruler of a South
Pacific island. Oh that's cool. Do what you will with that.
That is a creepy coincidence. Either that or a lot

(23:20):
of different psychics in Hawaii tell tourists to come in
that they used to rule a South Pacific island. Well,
she didn't go to all of her psychics were in Hawaii.
She lives. And I'm also going to throw it out
there that most people like Hawaii. Yeah, I'm not saying wrong, Well,
but most people don't go every year of the I

(23:42):
do wanna. While we're talking about California, I feel like
I should note that the the address for Kurt Saxon's
business is in Eureka, California, which I used to live
next to, and nothing has ever made more sense to
me in my entire life. That does make a lot. God, wait,
have we done the fun thing where we just search
words yet? Can we do that with the digital I

(24:04):
kind of want to know who Gene Dixon is, But no,
I don't think we can search words since that's a
scan will include the link. You can read this all online.
It's in a pdf. Uh oh god uh Touring in
the Auto the land Cruiser. It's a guide to building
your own RV and it is much longer than the

(24:25):
guy to building a houseboat, which I feel like does it.
Oh no, there's a little guy to making a barrel
boat too. That's goods. Wait, Robert, go to page thirty two.
Go to page thirty two. Oh but the poor Man's
James Bond is on the next page. Okay, do that first.

(24:45):
Do that first. Take a look. Take a look at
the illustration for the cover of The poor Man's James Bond,
and I E. Cody, I'm gonna need you to describe
that for me. Is what makes him poor? The fact
that he's got eyeglasses on. Yeah, I don't know. So.
The picture of the cover of The poor Man's James
Bond features like a dude who looks like a nerdy
engineer with big coke bottle glasses and like almost a

(25:08):
like a like a very nerdy seventies combed part uh.
And he's sitting with a shotgun that is easily two
ft taller than him um and appears to have some
like a home built for grip on it. And then
there's a beautiful young woman sitting in his lap with
a beer, and he has an entire handle of whiskey
and is surrounded by piles of shotgun shells and explosives.

(25:36):
I'm gonna read. I'm gonna read the text. The poor
Man's James Bond is the undisputed leader in the field
of books on improvised weaponry and do it yourself mayhem.
It gives full and simple instructions for making tear gas, explosives, firearms, silence.
There's poisons, zip guns, grenades, knockout drops, flamethrowers, in a
wide variety of weapons. It also tells you how to

(25:56):
buy most of the needed chemicals from your grocery and
garden store. Includes fireworks and explosives like granddad used to make.
He really likes his granddad seems like a like like
a trooper. Yeah. This book has hundreds of formulas and
processes for making fireworks, blasting compounds, gunpowder, nitro gun, cotton, etcetera.

(26:17):
The material was gleaned from formularies written from eighteen seventy
two to nineteen oh seven, plus George W. Weingart's classic
on fireworks Pyro Technique. This is the simplest and most
comprehensive book on actually making fireworks. It is heavily illustrated
and how to make roman candles, shellcases, fuses, colored fires, explosives, powders, rockets, mortars, firecrackers, torpedoes, etcetera,

(26:37):
plus the complete texts of explosives, matches and fireworks from
Joseph Riley nineteen thirty eight. So it's yeah, it's it's
more coalating all these old guides to just like help
people make tear gas and grenades. Thank you, Kurt, could
you really quickly the very first sentence of that again,

(27:00):
the poor Man's James Bond is the undisputed leader in
the field of books on there we go. Okay, I
really wish it was like book like books. I wish
it was books on improv. And there was just I thought,
just like a page on like yes ending and stuff,
and like we all thought, Dell Close is the is
the Grandfather Been? But no, no, no, no, it's the

(27:24):
poor Man's James Bond. This is this is like a
whole book on how to do an improv version of
James Bond at U c B basically not a popular tone.
And I have my gun the truth, A guide to
making a thresher, a guide to making a handmade drive press,
and then how to raise cucumber on a trellis, yeah,

(27:50):
how to make I mean he's covering all the bases
I don't see the problem. Maybe cucumber is part of
the tear gass recipe. I don't know. This is interesting.
There's a guidance on the next page, and how to
make alkaline water drinkable because in the past they knew
that alkaline water was a bad thing to drink and
you needed to to filter it right, and now we

(28:11):
just sell it for forty dollar aga cancer. Yeah, that's cool,
all right, Sophie. What was the page you wanted me on?
So it's probably not going to be the same page,
So just look for how to make see through mirrors. Yeah.
I think it's past the enterprise. M hmm, okay, so

(28:32):
past the poor Man's Armorer. How to make a basic
crossbow plus aero sling, how to make an arrow catapult
a simple but lethal toy, and and improving the eleven
shot shotgun. Yeah, I think it goes up to twelve. Yes, Katie,

(28:53):
it's simple. It's clearly a child using the arrow thrower
that is a simple but lethal toy. The Coming the
coming age of steam your basic steam engine. God, there's
so much in here, black powder, how to make boomerangs? Right?

(29:13):
Could I turn my houseboat into a steam engine? Is
there an entry about the question is can you afford
not to turn your houseboat into a steam engine. I
don't know that I can't not in times like where
do I get a train tracks? You probably make it? Yeah,
he teaches He teaches us how to make imitation gold

(29:35):
and silver. It's like a page and a half on it.
What were you looking at? Oh yeah, that's what we're
about to say, Cody, Um, I was going past the
the past or the future is our past with a
big picture of the U. S. S. Enterprise. Oh my god,

(29:59):
we're at the front page thirteen for me. You'll it's
got the Enterprise on it. You can't miss it. I'm
way past that. It is before how to make imitation
gold and Silver. Yeah. I haven't run into that one yet.
Maybe our books are different, but maybe maybe have a

(30:20):
specially Oh here we go, Oh no, here it is.
It's right. It's the page before burglar Proofing your Home,
the poor Man's Way, and Simple Protection against Mugger's We're
gonna have to come back to that because I'm gonna
guess it's murdering. Oh my god. Our future lies in
the past. Yeah, yeah, okay, barring a nuclear war, with

(30:45):
the soon to be starving Russians. America's irreversible collapse should
be apparent to anyone by nineteen eighty. By then it
will be too late for city dwellers to go back
to the land. All they will find is will be armies,
will be armed survivors, treating them like improvident, ignorant refugees.
They will be you, guys, remember when that happened, and
I'm thinking about it now. You were reading it and

(31:08):
it painted a picture of a memory Jesus Christ. The
world cities will perish, but there need not be another
dark ages. Instead, we can go from our survival homesteads
onto the stars. It's just that easy. You build a
good enough steve and you can get displaced. I imagine

(31:29):
it like by volume gonna have how to build a
spaceship at some point in here, right, because otherwise he's
definitely skipping a few steps. We might learn that we
better fake gold. We better, guys. There is a letter's suggestion,
and the first sentence lets me know it's gonna be special.

(31:52):
Dear Mr Saxon, congratulations on issue one. I got my
copy yesterday as soon as I rob a whino of
six bucks I'll send you the money for a year subscription.
If they ever banned books, If they ever banned books,
which they eventually will do, yours will be the first.
That's something to be proud of. Seems free enterprise is
a dangerous thing. It's available for free. We're reading there

(32:16):
right now. It says Rob a whin o like that's printed. Yeah,
it says Rob oh win. Oh yes, take them take
six dollars from a whin Oh. Yeah. I mean though,
I'm not going to shame you for your wine. No,
we're all drunk today. Yeah. Wait, so the person wrote

(32:39):
a letter about publications they got. Yeah, I'm guessing this
is another edition of it. Yeah, I'm going to guess.
That's why. The only complaint I have is of the
poor Man's James Bond. You didn't have a section on
establishing a new identity. A few paragraphs would have done.

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This is the popular rage. Visit a graveyard, take along
a pencil and paper. You won't need any flowers because
you're not going to pay respects to the dead, but
a wreath will be provided good cover as you move
from grave to grave. The best identity is of a
kid born about the same time as you, but died
about a year later. The younger the better, because there
will only be two records, the birth and of death
copied down about three names recording date of birth and

(33:22):
of complete name and the name of parents have listed.
Then go down to the local courthouse and ask for
a copy of the birth and death certificates of the deceased.
The birth certificate will enable you to get a Social
Security car, driver's license, etcetera. The death certificate gives cause
of death and related items. A new identification is a
necessary survival object since it gives a person the benefit
of two people. Finally, you can get a po box

(33:43):
for receiving through the mail certain things which you wouldn't
want to deliver to the front porch. Well. Um, so
I was looking through volume two to see if that
advice was heated, and he was like, okay, and volume two,
I'll do a whole section on stealing an identity. But

(34:03):
they seem to have laid it out pretty well. Um. Also,
the more you say, how we're gonna skip another dark
age and go straight from our homesteads to the stars.
In volume two there's a several page spread uh titled
Preview of Life incoming dark age. So he gave up

(34:25):
that dream pretty quickly. I mean, thank god he's got
that information. I'd like to imagine he spent all of
his time learning how to reading old popular science and
learning how to make blowtorches, and he just knew nothing
about space and assumed it was like traveling to the
town over. Then he read a book and was like,
oh no, I thought he said to build a really

(34:46):
tall ladder. Oh this is so much harder than building
a houseboat. This is going to take at least paragraphs.
I don't have that kind of time to take a
few more volumes. Buddy, oh Man, h good, good, Christ
in Heaven. This book is amazing. Um yeah, I want

(35:06):
to find there is a review of the movie Taxi
Driver in here there ish wait, come out. I found
Sophie's I found Sophie's things first, Well, well we will
find the Taxi Driver review. How to make I think,
what year did this come out? Again? Okay, much later

(35:28):
than I thought. How to make C through Mirrors. The
FBI used the C through mirror in the House on Street.
I guess that's a movie. Most guys who learned to
make these mirrors claim they want them for surveillance of
America's enemies like the FBI and CIA. When you learn
to make such a spy mirror, you will probably run
right out and buy a motel and a roll of film.
I don't care what kind of sicky you are, as

(35:48):
long as you send me some of the prints a window, right, Yeah,
that was really worth the way. Yeah yeah, And he's
he's just joking about how you should use it to
take pictures of people in their hotels. I think this

(36:08):
Kurt Saxon is a good dude. I think he's a
really good dude. Canceled hashtag canceled. This survivalist from the
nineteen seventies who is certainly dead from inhaling his own
feels still out there. Man, he's still surviving. He's in
space mine now right, Oh my god. Okay, so Sophie

(36:34):
is telling me that it is time for another ad break.
And after that ad break, we're going to start talking
about what Kurt Saxon thought of the movie Taxi I
What an easy thing to guess. Yes, I love shooting sets.

(36:57):
Like we're back and we are still talking Kurt Saxon.
Now we're gonna get to that Taxi Driver review. But
while I was I was running towards it, I found,
in addition to some guides on making your own ammunition,
which I am going to bookmark. Uh A, what I

(37:20):
think is another op ed by Kurt Saxon. This is
a long magazine, so he has a few extra and
there's a little cute little picture of a newsboy extra.
Kurt Saxon warns when politicians banned guns, bombers will ban politicians. Okay,
I feel like this might double as his review of

(37:41):
taxi driver. Ah, it's so timely. It's timely. Though many
of your number, and possibly dear politician, I should say,
is how it starts. Many of your number, impossibly yourself,
have been raising alarms against the private ownership of handguns
propagandist site pitiful example such as the four year old
boy who shoot him elf and the six year old
who shoots his sister. Actually a man who lets his

(38:03):
children get it his guns deserves to have his line
die out. Jesus Christ, Urt, that's not the take to Oh,
here we go. And then there are the minorities brawling
their way through the ghettos and barrios on a Saturday night,
shooting each other in quarrels over their females and dope, Okay,

(38:25):
there we go, he said, female female America, that are
the Republicans want to bring us back to Well, you
can talk like this, I think it is. You know, Katie,
it's interesting that you say that because I have my
questions about Kurt, and I wonder if because there's this

(38:47):
there's this chunk of the right, like the what I
will call the dangerous right um who like went all
in for Trump because like it was really has all
was all about racism. And then there's the chunk who
are like fundamentally anti authoritarian and even though they are
super racist often although not always were Like, no, Trump

(39:08):
is bad because he's an authoritarian and I hate the government,
Like you don't understand, I don't care if he's like
hates the people I hate. I hate the government most
and I kind of think Kurt Saxon would be in that.
I hate the government more than anything else. But I
really don't seems to have some racism, sexism, Oh, tons
of it, tons of it. Yeah, what's a matter of Yeah,

(39:29):
which one sort of wins out? Yeah, He's one where
I'm like, I don't know if he would have ever
supported a presidential candidate. But maybe yeah, if any if anyone,
it would be Trump, of all people, if anyone, it
would be Trump. Yeah. Yeah, Okay, that's about all that

(39:52):
I think we need to read. Oh wait, no, he
talks about Sarahan. Sarahan. We gotta talk about that. Yeah.
It may be the real So still like threatening politicians,
it may be a real belief among those of you
who are most sheltered that guns can be banned and
that lying then lying politicians won't be shot by disappointed constituents.
Not so, and worse than not so. First, guns can

(40:12):
be banned by law, but then private illicit gun factories
will flourish, and worse than guns there are their alternatives
will make any public appearance by a liberal politico a
great show for a TV audience as he and anyone
else on the platform is blown to bits by a
casually thrown bomb. Bombs are easy to make, their components
are cheap and easier to get than our guns. Moreover,
the chances for escape by the bomber due to the

(40:33):
panic and confusion, are much greater than hetty used a gun.
Make guns hard to get to any degree, and the
dissident will choose bombs and even be glad you helped
him make that choice. If Sirrahn had thrown an easily made,
black padded bomb at Bobby Kennedy, he would be partying
with his accomplice. Now. If Brimmer had thrown a bomb
at Wallace, he too would probably be free, and Wallace
would now be edging toward the presidency. Books on bomb

(40:54):
making and improvised weaponries such as My Own poor Man
James Bond are sold all over the country and numbers
directly proportionate to the growing threat of gun confiscation. In fact,
all books on grilla warfare and military science are gaining interest.
So he's just he's he's literally saying, if you pass
gun control, I people will kill you with bombs and
I Am going to provide them with the guides to
do it. And the fact that it's like a terrorist thread,

(41:17):
it's it's it does a little bit right. Yeah. Yeah,
we really got into the terrorism part of this, uh
little publication. We sure did. Right after how We're going
to get to the stars by home from um I
really quickly. I have to have to read this. Uh

(41:37):
so you mentioned improving the eleventh shot shotgun earlier. Yeah,
I do want to know how you would improve the
eleventh shot? That seems perfect. What's better than a left eleven?
I don't know. I'm sure I'll tell us. But I
think that the very first sentence of this uh section
is a perfect microcosm of this entire, entire thing, and

(41:58):
so improving the eleven shot shotgun. They all laughed when
I demonstrated my notorious eleven shot shotgun, and then it
goes on. They all laughed at my homemade shot. But

(42:20):
then I had a shotgun, and then he explains how
to improve it. And I'm sure it's some good advice,
but I I bet he knows how to improve a shotgun.
So it's about sweat proof. Oh okay, because you're gonna
be shooting so many people, right, You're gonna get sweaty.

(42:42):
That makes sense. That makes sense. I like practicality. So
Atlan Atlin is his his publishing company, Atlans first and
maybe last movie review taxi Driver. In my third issue,
James Allen asked for a description of the device the
taxi driver used to snap the gun out of his
sleeve and onto his hand. I watched the making of

(43:03):
his device carefully and I'm still uncertain how he did it. Anyway,
he had an arrangement built of odds and ends, and
it had a track away down his arm on which
the gun carriage was on rollers. When he snapped his
arm to the firing position, the carriage would rattle considerably
in the gun would slide into his hands. It was noisy,
and it reminded of putting a cointed a coke machine
and waiting for it to finally finish its grumbling and
shoot the bottle out. Any police officer I know is

(43:25):
faster on the draw, and I think such a device
would only give the wear a false sense of security.
Travis the taxi driver is an x marine in Vietnam vette.
He can't sleep, and whether he is haunted by war
memories or intestinal parasites picked up in New York or
Vietnam is not made clear. Anyway, Travis supplies for night
taxi duty in New York City. So the first third
of this review is just him arguing with like a

(43:49):
specific point of like a gun delivery device that uh,
Travis Bickle put like builds for himself. So that's interesting.
I don't know if he knows how to write reviews. No,
he doesn't. It gets into it here a little bit.
Travis develops a protective interest in Iris, a twelve and
a half year old hookier played by Jodie Foster. She's
hardly a turn on, since anyone would identify with her

(44:10):
her role as the cute little connut is playing alongside
Christopher Connolly in the TV series Paper. She's not hot
because of her role in a TV series, not because
she's still in a half I like, I like how
he uh is saying he takes on the role of protector. Uh.
That's one way to describe that anyway in text. Oh buddy,

(44:34):
I I love Yeah, all of these and it's the
same thing with like um, like I'm have a degree
of interest in like some of the three D printing
gun stuff, but like the the the organization that started
really doing it, Defense Distributed. It was like headed by
this capitalist um, anarcho capitalist, I think is how he
identified dude Cody Wilson, who turned out to be a pedophile. UM.

(44:58):
Like all of these like friend people turn out to
be like all the Adam Offan guy, one of the
big Adam Offant guys they just arrested. UM. The like it.
It came out weeks after the arrest that like, oh yeah,
and they found child porn on his computer. Also, like,
these guys are always plicking pedophiles, and that's how a pedophile,
like no one else is, Like Jodie Foster is not

(45:21):
hot in this movie when she's twelve, Like no one
else thinks of that, does Kurt and the guy who
shot Reagan, except for he had the opposite conclusion. We
don't make enough of that that the guy who shot
Reagan was trying to impress a teenager. We really don't.

(45:41):
We really don't. Anyway, we certainly can if you want.
The upshot of the movie is that Travis raids the
house Iris works in and kills everyone but her while
stage hands stand off camera slashing buckets of orange paint
on everyone. Travis survives and gets his name in the
papers as a hero. Iris goes back to school in Pittsburgh.
Don't be upset, I've told you the plot. If you've
seen the movie, you'll thank me for showing you that

(46:02):
it had a plot in the first place. The message
I got from taxi drivers that most New Yorkers are
not fit to survive. Travis shows that casually Gunning Down
Travis shows that casually gunning down New Yorkers is a
public service, good target practice, and has its rewards. It's
a kind of recruiting film for vigilantes, but it probably
won't inspire much zeal And good folks to go there

(46:24):
and help the peace Corps. Fever has largely died out
in our land. Go see it, but leave the old
folks at home. Kurt, Baby, you got the movie all wrong.
I think he missed some point. I want him to
write reviews for every movie that's ever been made. Yeah,
I want his review of like the English Patient, The

(46:47):
Man with the Man who Went Up and Dylan came
down a mountain. Yeah, it's just gonna be like four
paragraphs of him complaining that there are no twelve and
a half year olds and the ones there are are
don't enough. Kurt Saxon apprecia, where's the buckets of blood? Yeah?
Really makes me wonder about what kind of patient are

(47:09):
we talking about here? Now? Yes, yes, it does, Cody
uh now. And of course, now there's yet another column
by Kurt Saxon, and this one actually does strike home
as a result of the the current situation we're in.

(47:29):
You can't change the channel. A while back, I saw
a funny and tragic cartoon in a magazine and showed
a car pulled over to the side of the road.
A harried and exhausted mother was inside, flanked by some
miserable children who plainly didn't like the situation at all.
The father was outside, trying to pump up a flat tire.
Well hard at work to save their vacation. The father
was saying, but kids, this is real, this is life.
We can't change the channel. The cartoons showed the absurdity

(47:52):
of the children's confusion between reality and TV. I got
a charge out of it because it paralleled the American
adults confusion between real world conditions and here entertainment. So
he's talking about how like, yeah, I don't know, that's
something that like I've heard people express variations of on
Twitter as a result of this whole situation. It's like
it's a bad movie that you can't turn off. Like

(48:14):
we put on some sort of low rent Netflix contagion
series and uh, it just keeps auto playing. Yeah, the
surreality that we're in. I can Yeah, the remote control
is broken and it's right next to and of course
it's right next to a guide on how to make
the super still, she includes this which includes this paragraph

(48:38):
for the real poop on alcohol for its own sake,
for the real, for the real one. What we read that? Such,
it's one more time for the real poop on alcohol
for its own sake. Get Granddad's wonderful Book of Chemistry Alcohol.
Metree starts on page one nine. Oh my god, so

(48:59):
want to get something else? You don't want the real
poop on alcohol. He's trying to keep it light, to
have words like ship in them. No, I mean the real.
That was a term people did use back then, for
like scoop. Yeah, okay, the scoop use scoop, but people

(49:23):
did not use How did poop become synonymous with scoop
back then? I don't know. It was like an old
timey thing. I remember of Bloom County cartoons from around
this same period of time using that phrase. I don't know.
All right, bloom County is a great combat Oh, here
we go. There's yet another book about how to make

(49:44):
your own alcohol, which I get now that we're all
in quarantine. Bar drinks and booze like Granddad used to
make by cut Saxon eight dollars. If you're tired, if
you're tired of paying a dollar for a nickels worth
of booze, you want to make your own. Anyone can
do it, and millions do. Once you learn to make
it for yourself, you can make it to sell. Most

(50:04):
commers know you cannot, Kurt, you absolutely cannot legally do that.
Is that his bootlegging. I don't think that's a concern.
I don't think that's a concern of his either. Cody,
Oh my god, he's got a guide to making champagne.
It's not champagne unless it's just sparkling wine if you're
not making in the Champagne region France. Kurt Saxon, Okay,

(50:25):
he's got this guy disarming the letter bomb. He teaches
you how to disarmed letter bombs. I know on the
same page. Yes, Granddad's sky to boots. It very makes sense.
That makes sense. I'm not gonna laugh at that. At
various times of the year, probably during full moons, letter
bombers go into their act too cowardly to confront that

(50:46):
you just were making guides to bombs. Kurt Saxon, You
don't get to call letter bombers cowardly. I don't want
to be defending letter bombers here, Kurt. Let's be fair.
He wrote that other article during a full moon. Jesus Christ.
As there is status among criminals, there's also status among

(51:07):
political fanatics and those who use violence to register protests.
Among any prison population, the lowest group includes child molesters
and all those who use helpless children to work out
their pathetic fantasies. The letter bomber has the same status.
You can't get any lower. In fact, I see a similarity.
I wouldn't say that all child molesters are letter bombers,
but all letter bombers would have the same degree of
social inadequacy. Curt, Buddy, Kurt, something going on again. You

(51:36):
just told us how to make bombs. You you have
repeatedly been telling us how to make bombs. Throughout this
how to make bombs. The parts of this that are
not about going to space or taxi driver are about
or liquor, are about bomb making. Skipping to space. Yeah,

(51:57):
really really wanting to figure out where the uh the
space guide comes in this. Oh, this is wholesome. How
to lay out a sundial? That's nice? Yeah, that that's
potentially useful stake your claim. Some of this stuff deserves
to be in a different book. He's just mixing his
branding a lot. Yeah, it's this mix of like, here's

(52:18):
useful old timey survivor survival tools, I cold from, you know,
our ancestors wisdom, and then here's how to make a
bomb homemade liquor and Jodie Foster wasn't hot enough and
taxi driver. To Katie's point, it does seem like it's
like if we're equating, it's somebody where you find out

(52:38):
who they are in real life that has like a
very popular social media page and you're like, wait, what yeah,
very like mixed, very mixed content here. Yeah. Yeah, depending
on the day, I guess depending on the moon phase. Sure, yeah, okay, yeah,
we have a politics and politicians, and I think we're

(53:00):
getting this might answer our question as to what Kurt
Saxon would have done in two thousand sixteen if he hadn't.
I'm just going to guess here killed himself in a
distilling accident. I mean it could have been his house.
Pope could have sunk, Yeah, his house pote could have
sun his steam engine could have gone off, His steam

(53:23):
powered spaceship might not have made it up into the atmosphere.
Or maybe he's that guy that died launching himself in
his homemade rocket. I'm gonna bet you, I'm gonna bet you.
Kurt Saxon was a real big influence on that fella.
The liberal is so insecure in his real value that
he must reduce the value of all so that he

(53:45):
looks better by comparison. Hence the idealistic social programs that fail,
along with the roads that go nowhere, in the damns
that break, in the publicly subsidized industries which loot the
wage earners. It doesn't really matter if the dummy is
ignorant or actually stupid, whether he calls himself a liberal,
conservative or a moderate. They are all political pigs, wanting
only to get up to the public trough and stay there.
They all plead ignorance in one way or another. They

(54:06):
all need the support of the American people, as if
that support will somehow put the stamp of validity on
their incompetent efforts towards a better life for all. That's
why they all say, even if you don't vote for me,
vote they know your vote is a vote for their
own way of life. It ensures that if they lose
this election, they'll still have a goal to shoot for
next time. It's a vote to keep those places at
the public trough available for creeps who have nothing to

(54:26):
sell but themselves. And since they have nothing to sell
but themselves, the accent is on personality and agreeableness. They
parade out there and usually pretty wives and homely children,
and read speeches written by others. Most such speeches are
written by Madison Avenue types, whose work sound like commercials
written for kitty shows. Vote for Captain Monster, more sugar
to the spoonful. Okay, the first sentence really really like, yeah, yeah.

(54:51):
Survivalists don't involve themselves in national politics at all. They
don't want to be dependent on either big business or
labor unions, the tweedled or tweedled dumb of our political system.
They know that, as part of an intelligent minority, that
our votes will be canceled several to one by the ignorant.
So yeah, I I don't think he would have voted,
but you're right. If he was going to vote, Trump
would have been the guy to get him on there. Yeah,

(55:12):
I think, yeah, he would have been. I don't think.
I don't think he would have voted, but I think
he would have been pretty into the idea. I think
the first person he ever voted for would have been
Donald Trump, yeah, if at all, Yeah, yeah, yeah, because
I also kind of think he might have been the
uh you know, the very first things Alex Jones said

(55:34):
about Trump's campaign before he got on board was that
like Trump was mobbed up and this was all a
conspiracy to like, uh infiltrate and take over the liberty
movements and and you know, the dissident right, and um,
I think Kurt Saxon might have started like that and
stayed on that course. But I really don't know. But
what I do know is that we have another letter section,

(55:56):
and I found one that is just amazing. This is
our bore Lea from California. Dear Kurt, I have made
two batches of your acroleine tear gas is described that
the poor man's James Bond, and neither has retained its potency.
Am I doing something wrong? It's fantastic stuff when it's fresh. Yeah,

(56:17):
but he doesn't. But they don't know because they've never
made it right. He's saying he's made it and he
has tested it and it's fantastic stuff. Yeah, it just
loses a bit of oomph after a little bit. Well,
of course, you know, nothing nothing, you know. Look, if
you want forever perfect tear gas like I've never heard before,

(56:39):
saved it, saved it for this, saved it for the
tear gas part. And then yeah, like how do cane chairs?
It's just like Ron Swanson plus terrorism, that's actually really
good touchstone for this. Yeah, Ron, if Ron Swanson was
a tear Alex Jones, Yeah, like if that show wasn't

(57:03):
so tweet, would be like, all right, let's get real. Yeah,
let's get real. Run like dies in a shootout with
the a t M. Because he's been manufacturing a legal
sought off shotguns and giving them to the area and
nations giving advice and how to improve his eleven shot
shotgun because they all laughed, they all laughed, a very

(57:25):
different shot. Yeah, we got boomerangs and how to make them.
Survival ammunition by Clyde Barrow. So that's probably great. Anyone
preparing for survival in these uncertain times should be ensured,
should be sure that he will have adequate ammunition for
any guns he might own. Okay, that's that's that's fair. Uh.

(57:47):
I was wanting something crazy to be in here, but
this is just a pretty basic guide to reloading am
Good for you, Clyde Barrow. I'm sure you won't murder anybody. Uh.
Survival ammunition and how to make boomerangs is on the
same page as how to make hayne chairs. It's just
as it's incredible. It's such constant whiplash survivalist whiplash. Oh

(58:12):
and here's a column called now, Who's Stupid Dad? By
Mark Rittenhower. Ever since my feah, you have to say
it right, Robert, Now, this is like the subtext of
the entire thing. Who Ever. Since I first brought up
the subject of survival, my father had scornfully rejected anything

(58:35):
I had to say. He was one of those it
can't and won't happen here attitude. He reminded me of
the brass in the US High Command prior to Pearl Harbor.
December seven. That evening I sat, as I sat reading
my latest issue of The Survivor in my room, my
younger brother Jeff, who was a carbon copy of the
old man, stuck his head through the door. What you're doing?
He demanded to get out Himmler. I barked his name,

(58:58):
or no, he's calling him behind Rick Hibler, his little brother.
He stuck out his tongue at me, don't have to
laying aside the paper. I got up and went for him, turning.
He fled for the stairs, closing the door. I locked
it and then sat down and resumed reading. Presently, I
heard heavy footsteps on the stairs, and my father's voice demanded,
are you reading that idiotic paper again? Clubbing cluttering up

(59:18):
your mind with that survival rubbish. I didn't reply answer me.
He demanded open that door. This instant came a second demand. Again.
I paid no attention, muttering about worthless whelps and other things.
He stomped away and went back downstairs. He the runt,
and my mother would all agree how impudent, disrespectful and
no good I was, and how I ought to be
punished Jesus Christ. So this is just like a kid,

(59:38):
a small child reading the Survivor. Okay, what actually happens
that kid calling his little brother Hmmler and in and
doesn't seem like a very healthy family. Oh, the power
goes out in their town and he has an a
MFM radio and flashlights uh. And so he's able to

(59:58):
find out what's happening. Uh oh, yeap, yep. This goes
on for pages and pages. I think we get the idea. Yeah,
we sure do. Okay, I'll be a disaster profiteer, also
interpreting baby talk. Planning to profit from a disaster will

(01:00:23):
give you an edge over those who simply plan to
survive it. Thanks Kurt, that's thank you, Kurt Saxon. How
to how to price gouge gunbelievable? Yeah this this he's
a good guy. Oh, here's another letters section. Let's see
if we can find another guy who's absolutely committing horrible crimes.

(01:00:46):
I really enjoyed your book The Poor Man James Bond.
In your poison section, you should list a different source
of nicotine soul Fate Blackly forty has been outlawed for
two years thanks to your book. My mother and grandfather
mother consider me in need of counseling or psychiatric help.
So far, I have used your hydro cloric slash aluminum

(01:01:07):
smoke bomb in the local walk in movie twice, in
the school gym once. I also got detention on the
second day of school for igniting some stuff in class.
Thanks a lot j L. Missouri. He only got detention.
You're welcome, says Kurt. He does. Hey, your book on poison.
Some of the stuff in your poison book is illegal.

(01:01:27):
Seed update your poison book. Also, my grandma thinks I'm
crazy because I've set off bombs in school. Wow, Kurt special.
This has been very special. And I think we all
learned a lot from Kurt Saxon. Um, We've learned about ourselves.
We've learned about Kurt, We've learned about taxi driver, We've

(01:01:54):
learned what Kurt Saxon thinks about certain twelve and a
half year olds. Um. A lot of information here from
Kurt Saxon. Not a lot of good time prizing information. No. No,
I wouldn't say accurate information either, not all of it,
Not all of it. I mean that houseboat guide looks bulletproof. Yeah.

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How to make a monorail slid. How to make a
miniature stage amazing. Vote is also a floating tomb. Speaking
of floating tombs, do you want to plug your social media?
The floating tomb of our society? Very appropriate? Amazing, I'm

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Katie stole on all the social media's Katie with a
why that is um and We've got other shows. We
co host a show with Robert called Worst Year Ever.
You should check that out if you don't. And we
also have our own podcast, even More News. You should
check that out if you don't. Do you want to
say the other things? Absolutely? We also have a YouTube

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show called some More News. And me personally has Twitter
dot com and that is Dr Mr Cody with d
R and m I S t R and A C
O d Y. We speak good on Mike's Good We
do good job, guys. We do good English speak on
Mike's dot com. Also, before Robert does his plugs, Jamie

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Loftus says hi to everyone. Hello, Jamie Hi, Jamie Hi,
Jamie um. Also, Robert has a new show. It's called
The Women's War. Look out for it. Our trailer launched,
uh when this comes out last week. So that's uh,
that's out episode one March. It's it's very exciting. It

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is very exciting. You can follow Robert at I Right
Okay on Twitter. You can follow us on Twitter and
Instagram at Bastard's pod. Uh. You can wash your hands,
and you can avoid the coronavirus by staying indoors and
reading through back issues of The Survivalist and learning how

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you two can make tear gas that works really well
initially but quickly loses its potency and then go to space.
That's all we ask. Yeah, if I can't think of
anything better to do in quarantine an experiment with making
your own tear guests. So get on that. Get on it.
It's all available online for free. It has not been

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banned as Kurt may have thought it would be. There
were definitely legal issues with some of his books that
I think contributed to Paladin Press shutting down. But I
I will we will do a whole episode on Paladin
Press because it's amazing. Es. This is some good stuff. Also,

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if you're looking for some peaceful content, I post a
photo of Anderson every single day on my Twitter. Does
why underscores? Opie underscore why not? Uncommonly more than one.
So there are true, many, many, many photos of Anderson. Yea.
Sometimes there's like Fizzy, only other living entity in my room.

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You guys, there's like forty pages on how to make
puppets and puppets shows. And we're done. I know we're done.
That is what we're on. How it's starting