101424 Jimmy Hour 1

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Speaker 1 (00:08):
All right, here we are Monday. Everybody ready for this,
the fourteenth day of October, Year of Our Lord, twenty
twenty four. It's Monday. I'm sorry, I'm just don't shoot me.
I'm the messenger here. It's Monday, and it's time to
get your heine up and head to the workplace. I
know it's I know it's not joyous for anybody. Your

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weekend is done, and we're going to work together, march
together towards Friday. And if you'll join me every morning
here for what I call infotainment. We have information, a
little entertainment along the way, and yeah, we get you
ready for the rest of the week. So today and
then Friday we'll all get together into sing Kumba yam
and seeing hallelujah. We made it. But here we are

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Monday morning. Good to have you here again. The fourteenth
day of October, Year of Our Lord, twenty twenty four.
Seems like just a couple of weeks ago. Days ago,
I was saying that it's the first day of October,
and here we are almost halfway through the month of October.
So it's there election days coming up. I don't know
if you know this. We have an election coming up
here in America. I'm sure you haven't noticed a thing.
I'm sure not being bothered on television with advertising. Your

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mail box is not filled with all sorts of mailers.
I've got my ballot. The mail ballot arrived on Saturday,
and I know they were first legal day to go
out was on Friday, and so the ballot went out
on Saturday. And so here we are. I've got to
film a ballot out today, I believe. And my son's
ballot arrived, and I'll fly out. I was going to a
fedexitd back and forth, and I said, I'll shoot I

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go see my son. So I'll fly out here in
the next weekend or so and catch a flight, head
out there and let him fill out his palette and
then I'll fly it back for him and deposit that accordingly.
So it'll be his first presidential election. I know he's
excited to vote. I was speaking of the kids and
the young people in college kids excited to vote. Was

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I did. I was off Friday, as you know, there
was a Trump rally. Some people think I took off
to go to the Trump rally. I did not go
to the Trump rally. I was not there, not that
I'm against the Trump rally. First of all, I knew
it was going to be a cluster mess that the
Gaylord Event Center is not is not like the ball Arena,
it's not like Blue Arena. It's not made for a
big events like that. It's made for conventions that are

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at the hotel. Everybody's staying there, and so it was.
It was a mess. People were walking for a long time,
waiting in line for hours to get in. It's just
it's that's just I knew that was going to be
that way. And I've been to enough Trump rallies and
that was fine. I was okay not to go, but
I was doing some other things. I had to care for,
some other personal business, and they're just kind of one

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of those days that I had a lot of stuff
and the appointments I needed to make and I just
had to take a personal day to do that. So
I did that on Friday. But I was surprised at
how many times I got text messages on Friday, some
from grown adults out there. Hey Jimmy, we're at the
Trump rally. Are you coming? Are you here? Where are
you at? Where are you at line? Are you in
the VP section, where are you? And I'm not there.

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I mean, I'm at home, I'm at a meeting, I'm
in downtown Denver. I was elsewhere. I had other things
I had to be doing. And it was amazing, though,
how many young people that I know, kids that I
used to coach in football. Many had graduated with my
son from high school. So I've known coached these kids
in football since they were third or fourth grade. Were

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texting me. Also, we're talking nineteen twenty year old eighteen,
nineteen twenty year old kids. They were the Trump probably
going where are you at, Jimmy, We're going to vote?
If they were all at the rally and I'm like,
I'm sorry, I'm not there. They were looking for me.
They figured for sure that I would be there and
I was not there, But that was encouraging. Many of
them attend the University of Colorado in Boulder, and they

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all headed up in a caravan from the University of
Colorado Boulder, probably under disguise, probably not letting the hippie
radicals there know that they had red hats on. But
they all ded out there. So it was a pleasure.
And I had my friend, one of my friends that
was there, and he said he was just surprised not
the diversity of who was in line, but he was

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also surprised at the diversity of age. There were a
lot of young people, he said, fifteen, sixteen, eighteen year
olds there, college kids there with their College of Iran,
but they had their red hats on and they were
ready to rock and roll. So he said he has
new hope for the new for the future generation. And
I said, good for you. So it was a good day,
I guess for most people say that it was at
the Trump probably if you were there, give me your observations.

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It seems like it was a very very good rally.
It seems like he's good. He Trump introduced Operation Aurora,
in which that's what he's going to call the deportation
model here, so that's going to be that's going to
be happening. They're still going after Trump saying, Trump, you
said that they're taking over apartment complexes and Jdvans was

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on ABC News over the weekend and she said, well
that's a misspeak. Why don't you continue to lie They
only took over two buildings and JD. Van stopped and said,
do you hear what you're saying, they took over two buildings.
They took over two buildings. You're getting caught up in
semantics about a complex versus two buildings. But do you

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hear what you're saying? Venezuelan gangs, by admission of the
Aurora may Or Mike Kaufman, have took over two buildings
and read havoc on those buildings. So do you hear
what you're saying? And that was ABC News and he JD.
Vans really popped her in the mouth, and figuratively, not literally,
and she deserved that figurative popping in the mouth because

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she was just again these ABC journalists out there with
these gotcha questions and taking advantage. Was it Martha Rattit's
I don't know where Martha Raddy. I don't know what
her name is. I don't know who it was. It
was some journalist needs more makeup, So she was on
there and trying to get JD. Evans. Isn't it amazing
They barely asked Kamala a question. They aren't offended that

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Kamala doesn't appear on their shows. Not offended at all.
The JD Vans won't be on their programs, but boy,
they get JD. They think he got him and they don't.
He says, do you hear yourself? You're on the semantics
about whether or not it was apartment complexes, but you
do admit it was two buildings, so you're on semantics.
The fact is, do you hear yourself? Illegal immigrant gangs

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did this, and you're over here trying to play semantics
to try to make the immigration problem not look like
a problem. But ABC News is not a legitimate news organization.
Hate to break the news to you. ABC News is
not a legitimate news organization. And I will tell you this,
and I've said this before, but I'll say it again.
As long as ABC News the Department lists The View

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as one of their news programs, they listed The View
as a news program, not an entertainment program. That's how
you know that they are not a legitimate news organization.
So just throwing that out there. Anybody who's watching ABC News,
I don't care if you're watching ABC this Week or
whatever they call the weekend program. If you're watching ABC
News and expecting legitimate news, you are being deceived and

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you're honestly just an idiot for not paying attention and
just turn it off. ABC News is not going to
give you legitimate news coverage. You're not going to understand
the full scope of the conversation. You're going to get
very one sided information. And if you're watching ABC Nightly
News with them who had Lester Meewer, I don't even
know who their hosts are. It doesn't matter. They're all propagandas.

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And if you're watching ABC News, I mean, I know
that JD. Vans has to go in these programs to
go out there and fight the narrative. But if you're
a person that wants to be educated and you want
to be informed, I don't care if it's a hobby
or a habit, I don't care if you've done it
for twenty five years. You've got to stop it. Stop
watching ABC, CBS, NBC. They are not legitimate news outlets.

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Well I always watch the evening news. Stop it. You
are not getting real information. I've got a couple of
friends that are Trump people, but they're very panic. They're
very pitch. I mean, we're gonna win. Oh my, they're
always panicked. And I'm like, what is your problem? First
of all, can you not read yourself? Figure it out yourself?
Stop asking me to be your blankie here. And they said, well,
I watched the news and they only watch ABC, CBS,

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NBC occasional to mixing some Fox News. And I'm like,
stop it, knock it off. Stop watching all this nonsense.
Most of them are giving you bias, and those other
ones are giving you bias. It's anti Trump. So throwing
that out there, my friends, and just letting you know
that you got to stop watching those outlets in those organizations. Oh,
today is Columbus Day. I'm not sure we're supposed to

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say Columbus Day anymore because it's also known as Indigenous
People Day some calendars, so that it's Native American Days,
so nobody can decide what we're supposed to call it.
The people that say it's Native American Day, then you go, no, no, no,
it's not just Native American, it's all Indigenous people. And
so it's Columbus Day. Here we go again. Revision is

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history wanting to edit Christopher Columbus off the off the calendar.
So Happy Columbus Day, everybody, That's what I say. Happy
Columbus Day. All right, your ballot arrived, My ballot arrived.
I'm going to fill mine out today and take it
to the dropbox after the program. So I have a
question for you. On your ballot in Colorado is an amendment.

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It's Amendment eighty and that is a school choice for
every child as if approved, Amendment eighty would add a
section to the Colorado Constitution stating that parents have the
right to choose the right form of education, including charter, private,
and home schools. So it's a school choice amendment that
basically says it's in our constitution in the state that parents,

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you get to choose the right type of education for
your child. Well, there's actually a national committee that's coming
in here and running advertisement and starting to oppose it.
It's called Public School Strong and they have allocated three
hundred almost four hundred thousand dollars basically to just a

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couple of stations in Colorado Springs. And also they have
contact with the Denver news channel seven nine News and
they're basically going to spend about four hundred thousand dollars
to tell you don't vote for school choice, don't vote
on your ballot of mid mid eighty to make sure
parents have the right to choose what form or place

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of education is best for their kids. What kind of
people can you imagine are going to spend their life.
First of all, who gives to these types of packs,
these political organizations. It's teachers' unions that are afraid that
they will lose the crux of power. If you only
allow children to go to public schools, you don't have
the right to choose. In many places, they don't even

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want you to choose the charter schools. Even though they
are quasi public schools, they are still in the public
school system. They have a separate bit of governance. They
still don't like the charter schools because the charter schools,
at least in Colorado are not required to have certified teachers.
Because you can find someone that's a teaching science that
basic maybe as a rocket scientist and has been to

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the moon, and that person can teach their science class,
and charter schools, at least in Colorado get a lot
better results when it comes to the final testing, when
it comes to the sat college acceptance. But the teachers'
unions and these organizations hate that because they want the
union people to be the only people that have access
to your children. Now that there's not that. All people

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in the teachers' union not that all teachers that are
in the union are bad people, but the think of
an organization that comes in and says, please, we're protesting.
We're going to spend four hundred thousand dollars to make
your parents don't have this constitutional ride to choose the
place that they want their child to be educated at.
You have to say, these are sick people. These truly

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are sick people. When amend of eighty is pretty straightforward
and just basically says, hey, whether you choose, if you
choose homeschool for your kid, you have the right to
do that. If you choose a private school or a
charter school, a fully public school, whatever you choose, that's you,
as a parent choosing what is best for you and
your family and your child, and you just have the

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right to do that. And there's actually an organization that's
coming in here that is trying to make sure that
it does not pass. So pay attention to Amendment eighty
and realize you got thugs from outside that are running
almost four hundred thousand dollars worth of advertising to try
to get you to turn against the school choice. And again,

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it's not forcing anybody to do anything. It's not changing
your tax dollars. There's done nothing. It's just basically saying parents, hey,
you have the right to do this. If you think
that the private school is better for your kid, parochial
school or religious school, that you have the right to
choose that. And nobody's going to take that away from
you because it's embedded in the state constitution. So watch

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that Amend eighty. And when you see those ads, you
have to say, these are sick people that are running
these ads that would take away a parent's right to
choose the track of education that is best for their child.
I'll put that story up is a color politics. But
public schools, it's called Public Schools stronger're spending over three
hundred and ninety thousand on television ads opposing school choice.

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This is an organization that has to put their head
on the pillow at night and say we don't want
parents to have the opportunity to choose what is best
for their child. So we'll talk more about that, and
again we'll keep going through those ballots initiatives, and again
I've been telling you for a couple of weeks. Now
make sure you do your best to vote as far

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down on those ballots as you can because you've got
whack jobs like these sick people that I just told
you about, that are doing their best to either pass
or defeat amendments. And some of these are maybe good
and some of them may be bad. But you've got
people that are invested into four hundred thousand dollars hoping
that you don't give a rats ass, and therefore if
you don't, then they win, and you cannot allow that

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to happen. You cannot allow that to happen. Let me
say it again, you cannot allow that to happen. Another
piece I want to highlight. If we don't get to
it today, we'll get to it this week is a
piece by Mark ki He's the former state treasurer and
just an all around good guy. I think it was
a state treasure wasn't and I know he represented that
he was in the state Senate. Maybe he wasn't the
state treasurer. Mark Killman's a good guy, been on the

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program before, and he says something that I sometimes say.
These people say, why are you still critical of Colorado?
I don't choose to be critical of Colorado. I just
state the fact, state the news, give my opinions, and
sometimes you may disagree with it. He begins a column
it says, Colorado highways are among the worst in the nation.
That's hardly news to anyone who travels across our state. Well, actually,

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I would take that a step further. There's people who
travel across our state and say, well, this is what
it is, right. They think it's they think it's just
part of life that the roads have to be this way. Well,
until you go out of state and recognize there are
places that do roads a heck of a lot better
than we do, then you kind of realize, Okay, Colorado

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highways are not that good. If you were kind of
a home body and you don't go out of state
and you don't travel much, and maybe Bidenomics have kept
you locked into the state for a long time, you
don't realize that we are roads suck in Colorado, and
Colorado Department of Transportation is really disgraceful in how they've operated.
So Hillman picks up on the theme that I picked
up on, and many people think I'm just trying to

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pick a fight with Jarrett Polus. I'm not. Colorado highways
are among the worst in the nation. That's hardly news
to anyone who travels across the state. Only two states
report a larger share of interstate highway in a poorer
condition than Colorado. Colorado Highways less traveled highways, they're even worse.
So there's only two two, two states across the America

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that say we have a larger share of bad conditions
of our interstate highways. And that's not even counting the
lesser traveled highways, state highways, and the other places that
are under state maintenance. In twenty twenty one, the Democrat
controlled legislature passed a five point four billion dollar package
of new fees, including an increase in fuel prices that

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irritating twenty nine cents only Coloradoan's pay on every Amazon order,
supposedly to boost the transportation budget that was in twenty
twenty one. Despite that infusion of money, sea DOT predicts
the condition of every category of state maintained roads will
get worse over the next seven years. By twenty thirty one,
sea DOT, under the leadership of Shoshanalu don't have to

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tell her story again, just twenty five percent of interstate
highways will be considered in good condition, and state highways
will be even worse. Many communities may complain about their highways,
but the roads in my home of kit Carson says,
says Mark Killman, could be the most dangerous in Colorado.
This is a piece you need to read and you

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need to have an understanding that elections have consequences in Colorado.
And years of electing whack jobs and idiots like Jared
Polus and the Democrats to run the state legislature, there's
taking money out of your pocket. They're charging you more
on your Amazon order, You're paying more than pump because
of all these fees. And yet all of it's supposed
to go to transportation, and yet the roads continue to

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be the worst that they really some of the worst
in the nation, if not the worst in the nation,
and no one seems to be held accountable. So Mark
Killman does a great job of laying it out there
that this is important as you this week this election cycle,
as you look at your ballot and you're going to
choose your state legislators, do you send the same party

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that has almost super majority, the Democrats back down to
the gold Dome of dummies when under their auspices and
leadership and almost super majority authority, they have not done
anything to make our roads better. Again, they have taken
money from you and said we're going to make the
roads good. But that money has never really made it
to the roads. And that's a real sad thing. All right,

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It's Monday, and we'll dive in. This is one. Let
me post this, uh this this Mark Hillman piece, it's excellent.
It really outlines again it's not it's just all numbers

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and facts. It's all surveys, it's all reporting the people
due to the national organizations, and c DOT admits that
there the roads aren't very good in Colorado. Hmm, I
wonder why I'll be back Lakey, Jimmy Lakey six hundred
kc o l standby. The piece by Mark Hillman is

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up in my Facebook page, Facebook dot com slash tom
me lak you fan page. You got to go to
the comments to read it. But it's really is true.
It gives a area by area of breakdown, the ice
seventy neglect. I haven't been out of that ice seventy
quarter in a while. I had a friend that recently
him and his wife are driving back, said, oh God,

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it's pothole heaven out there. Here's what Hillman says. Visitors
from Kansas ter colorraad on I seventy Until late last year,
the welcome to Colorful Colorado sign was instantly accompanied by
teeth rattling rumble caused by concrete falling apart. Embarrassed by
social media post Colorado put a band aid repair on
the first half mile in at the state line. This year,

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Sea dot issued a contract for an on the cheap
project to resurface twenty three miles of I seventy, starting
at the Kansas border. For the first thirteen miles, a
thin layer of asphalt will be coover. Crumbling concrete beneath
potholes aren't fixed, but the they're filled with asphalt. A
temporary patch soon eroded by underlying decay. For the next

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ten miles, Sea dot has ordered better but still inadequate
repair contractors grind up old asphalt replace it with six
inches of new asphalt. However, asphalt doesn't last as long
as concrete. Sea Dot's public announcement laughably claims we resurfacing
can greatly extend the life of asphalt pavement. Some highways
may last more than fifty years with periodic resurfacing of

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top layer of asphalt and timely repairs. That's from Sea Dot,
as they used to say on Saturday Night Live. Yeah,
and monkeys might fly out of my butt. Timely repairs
clearly are not the priority of the Colorado Department Transportation Commission,
which more concerned about discouraging Colorado's from Colorado's from driving
it all. It's a great piece by Hillman. And again,

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if you have any doubt that what I've said that
Colorado has really fallen behind on its roadways and comparison,
I mean, it's documentable fact that we're listed as some
of the worst highways in the Americas, in the North,
well in the United States of America. I should say,
let me remind you sh Shaan Alou, who's the head

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of sea Dot, was a DEI hire they needed some well.
She was also a friend of a friend fire. When
Jared Poulos first got elected, got a call from Michelle
Obama and said, hey, do you remember Barock's Treasury secretary, Jacklu. Well,
his daughter's got an undergrad in history and she needs

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a job, and you want to hire her or something.
She one time worked in New Hampshire and like transportation
or something. But she's got an undergraduate degree in history.
And he said, wait, let's put her the head of
sea dot. And to this day, just Shauna Lou is
the head of sea Dot. And that was just jacklu
calling Michelle Obama said, hey, could you get my daughter
out of the basement. She's got an undergrad in history. Listen.
I don't begrudge anybody that's got an undergrad in history

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because my undergraduate work is history as well, So I'd listen.
But I'm not qualified to run sea dot. And you
would have every right to critique me if we're trying
to run sea dot. And if I were put in
the part of running sea Dot, I'd make sure I
had a heck of a lot of engineers advising me
to telling me what to do, because I wouldn't have
a clue. I could tell you about George Washington, I

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could tell you about revolutionary history. I could tell you
about the French Indian War. I could tell you about that.
But I couldn't tell you much about highways. That's just
Shaanna Lou. Read the piece that's up in my Facebook
page Facebook dot com slash Jimmy layfanpage, Facebook dot com
slash Jimmy Lakey fan page. All right, we are coming
up on Halloween. What are we? Sixteen days away from

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the Halloween or so listen to the seventeen there's Google
Trends has released an annual collection of the top trending
searches for this year's Halloween costumes. Now, I cannot tell
you the last time I dressed up for Halloween. Maybe college,
I don't even know. Then high school. Probably there's nothing extreme.
We didn't do any crazy extreme costumes. One time, my

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son dressed up as he was like in first second grade,
and I found an old plastic kind of form that
fit over your head, look like an Elvis quaf. I
wish I could find the photo. I can't do it.
So my son was dressed up as a football player,
and I was, so I put on the elvis hat
or the elvis thing plastic thing and put it on
my head and pose for a photo with him. If
I could find it, I would post it. I don't

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know where it's atten, So that's I wore that for
two minutes for the photo. So I guess you could
say I trusted up for Halloween. I've got so many
friends that are prolific in dress up. Man. They have
costume parties, they go to Halloween events, and I just
I don't have the time, effort, energy, the creativity. It
seems like a lot of work and doesn't seem like

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much fun to me, but a lot of folks have
fun doing it. Had a friend recently said, Hey, if
I had a toga party at my house, which you attend.
I said, yeah, but I'm not wearing a toga. I'd
be happy to attend any party, but no toga's for me.
They're just trying to think of a Halloween theme party,
and I said, no, I'm not going to dress up
in any now. I'm going to wear what I normally wear,
and that's all I can do well. Anyway, Google Trends

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has released their annual collection of top trending searches for
Halloween costumes, and I'm reading the list and I guess,
I guess I'm not meant to celebrate Halloween because I
don't know any of them. I honestly, God, don't know
any of them. Number ten is Lady deadpool Sabrina Carpenter

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is number nine, Doctor Doom is number eight. Red from
Descendants The Rise of Red is number seven. Again, this
is Google trends top search of costumes this year. Envy
from Inside Out. I don't know what that means either,
Pomny from the Amazing, Amazing Digital Circus, Dolores from Beetlejuice
is number four, Catnapp from the horror video game Poppy, Playtime,

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ray Gun from the Australian Breakdancer Extraordinaire, and the number
one search for Halloween costumes for twenty twenty four according
to Google Trends overall is Shrunken Head Bob. It's from
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, the latest Beetlejuice remake. He's actually called shrinker Bob,
but they look for Shrunken Head Bob in Beetlejuice Beetle Juice.

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That's the one people want to be. I don't get it.
I don't even know there are some there's like the
makeup costumes that I want to do, makeup? How to
address up as a cheetah? Who's I can look up?
Some Sabrina Carpenter must be like some I don't know
who she is. Hello, Kitty is a makeup costume? Make it?

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These are again make up. But the most popular kid
costume is to be read from Descendants. So the top costume.
My son wanted to be a ninja turtle. I remember
that he wanted to be a tiger one year, and
he wanted to be a football player. But I don't
read from Descendants. That's the most popular kid costume out there.
The top three major party costumes are all from Beetle Juice,

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which I have not seen the remake of Beatles Juice
and pretty much think I'm better off for not seeing
the remake of Beatle Juice. Yeah, I don't understand. If
you're a costume where a big costume party person, could
you let me know the thrill of that? I don't
understand eight six six triple eight fifty four to forty
nine and what do your kids want to be for
Halloween this year? What are you hearing I'm out of

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the costume industry. Ninja Turtle was the last one. I
kind of remember, but I don't. I don't know when
that eight six six triple eight fifty nine or Jimmy
Lakey at iHeartMedia dot com. What are the costume trends
that you're hearing from your kids and your people at
your home? Eight six six triple eight fifty four to
forty nine or Jimmy Lakey at iheartmedium dot com. Hey,

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you're gonna have kids coming in for Halloween, right and
maybe you're having a Halloween party. Well, whether it's before
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just a moment. These costumes, I don't know any of
them because I mean, I'm getting older costumes, just getting weird.
I don't know any of these things that people are
wanting to be for Halloween. I'm going to dress up
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here we are. How's everybody doing this morning? Good to
have you. It's the fourteenth day of October. Now, I'm
not a party pooper. I mean, if you want to
dress up for Halloween, I don't mind it. But I'm
just curious as to I don't know any of the costumes.
I mean, but listen, this is the duo costumes. I

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guess like couples like to dress up together. Now, Jack
and Coke, that's somebody. People don't dress up as Jack
and Coke. Okay, I get that one. How do you
do that. I guess you'd make a box and look
like it. Okay, that's too much trouble. Some people like
the duo costume, like a couple's costume of Lightning McQueen
and Sally from Cars. I know that one Max and

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Roxanne from a goofy movie. Don't know that one Wolverine
a deadpool. That's a couple's costumes in the Again, these
are some people have too much time on their hands.
I just don't have enough time. Listen. I don't mean
to sound sanctimonious or self righteous, but I'm raising money
to save kids in Africa. I don't have time to
come up with a freaking costume. The top three party
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The top three spooky foods are people looking for they
also did the survey and what to make that looks
spooky candy apples, dirt cups and how to make your
hot dogs look like a mummy. And last, but not least,
the most searched Halloween decoration is this a twelve foot skeleton,
followed by the black Halloween tree and a ghost. I

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just don't remember these yard decorations. I talked about this
a couple of weeks ago. I don't remember these people
that put these big yard decorations to see them on
display at home depot or the lows. I just I
don't get it. Man, that's a lot of money. But
you know, whatever, to each his own. I don't judge.
But the costumes, I'm sitting here going, yeah, yeah, I've

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been dressed up in years, and I really, honestly, God,
don't remember the last time I'm dressed up. Now. Halloween
this year is going to be on a Thursday, and
I don't know how parents deal with that. We've talked
about that before. When it's on a school night, do you.
I guess you still go out on the thirty first.
I mean that's what you're going to do, go out
the thirty first. I guess it's not protocol to go

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out on the first, which would be a Friday night.
So the thirty first is a Thursday, and all the
kids are going to be ringing your bell to get
the candy. So be prepared. And you probably, if you're
like me, you're not going to know any of the costumes. Now,
these maybe the adult costumes, the grown up costumes. I'm
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and maybe some parents out there are trying to look
up some costume, but I don't know. I mean for
a Thursday night, for just a couple of hours of
a Halloween party. I don't think you're probably googling that
costume for your kids. But maybe I'm wrong, and maybe
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and people want to dress up as ray Gun. And
I also don't know who Reygun is. So I'm really
out of touch when it comes to pop culture and
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