You Wouldn't
Life long friends Will Gibb and Pat Clifton sit down weekly and overshare everything on their mind, from the good, the bad and downright embarrassing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
Wills IQ stoops to new lows, as he discovers postal drops.
Rockmelon Shopping Dilemma
Nothing’s Impossible
Post Office Theory
Roade Rage
Cheaters
Toothpaste Substitutes
Hotlines
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<...Pat has an aura loss at the circus and the boys come up with polite ways to say having sex.
Circus Aura Loss
Will’s Auction
LA Sports Bar
Centrelink Improv
Polite Ways to Say Having Sex
Hotlines
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Pat and Will are at The College at Western Sydney University.
Pat and Will’s Education Journey
Police Escort with the Rambler
Lawyering
Things We Thought Would Be a Bigger Issue
Guess the Degree
General Knowledge
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Will has a nightmare Air BnB and bombed his comedy special. They bust myths we got told by our parents.
Ogescars 2026 Theme
Messina Flavours
Zach Bryan
Will Bombed His Comedy Special
Shit Air BnBs
The Rambler’s Broken Again
Busting Urban Legends
Hotlines
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Will and Pat recap Will’s huge aura loss at the Hunger Games premiere. Is Amy Shark getting trolled?
Hunger Games Premiere
Flight Home Poem
Pat’s Bali Shoes
“Hey Dude” Guy
Amy Shark
Soda Stream
Boober Eats
Hotlines
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Will is back from America and on another rant. What sauce deserves on each meal?
Will Wants to Fight A Baby
Sauces
Polar Bears in Antarctica
House Chore Tier List
Death Penalty Fail
BBC
Pat’s Outfits
Ash Dyke is Underwhelming
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The boys reflect on the lowest lows of the campervan tour and Ash Dyke gets dropped in the Congo.
Skit Club
Haunted House
Disney Merger
Tour Troubles
Ash Dyke’s in the Jungle
Melbourne Podcast Controversy
Pregnancy
Hotlines
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Pat recaps the NRL GF, Will is at home in LA and Kyle makes a drunken promise again.
Pat Went to Noah Kahan
Rooster Win GF
Will’s in LA
Will’s New Best Friend
Erewhon
Rye NYC
Kyle Promises A Listener Tickets
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Willy G helps out the homeless in NYC and Pat goes to the NRL GF.
Will’s Homeless Guy Dilemma
Grand Final Vox Pop
Influencer Event Improv
The Rambler is Back
UFC
Hotlines
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Pat and Will break down Ash Dyke going into the Congo Basin and Pat marinates in his own fart.
Will Flying
Tickets on Sale
Fart Marinating
Ziplock
Animals You’d Fall in Love With
NRL Grand Final
Asking for a Photo Improv
Hotlines
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Will contemplates corporate life and Pat was beefing with someone in Eastgardens carpark.
Pat’s on the ciggies
Facebook Group Flaming Will
Tuna
Beefing at Eastgardens
Corporate Lunch Time
HR Improv
New Phone
AI Race
Last Teen
Hotlines
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Liam and Tessa come on the pod, reacting to Liam’s strip show, exposing his sleeping jeans and how they met.
Hygiene
Circ Update
Liam and Tess Origin Story
Impractical Jokers
5 Rules of Life
Sleeping in Jeans
Reality TV Shows
Liam’s Upcoming Fight
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P Clitty is back from his ‘transformative’ trip to Bali and Will had his best day ever.
Bali Villa Tour
Will’s Best Day Ever
Cyclists
Shit Golfers
Jetstar
Pat’s Bday Plans
Hotlines
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Will thinks he can survive Hell Week and Pat ranks his nightmare holiday situations.
AFM Applications
Fairbairns Callout
Cyclists
House Features Blind Ranking
Manyana Incident
Hell Week
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Will gives Pat a best friend quiz, and Pat has made a movie guessing game.
Coco and Bean
Movie Guessing Game
Pat’s Spaghetti Bolognese Take
Will’s Childhood Quiz
Investment Banking
Debating
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Will and Pat record out of Shep’s garage, talking about Will’s nightmare banking and glory holes.
Will’s Banking Nightmare
Papua New Guinea Croc
Lamp Store
Pat’s a Real Estate Agent
Glory Holes
Raygun Grounding
Niche Things We Can’t Live Without
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...Will and Pat reveal their biggest aura losses and rank the top 5 Sydney crowning jewels.
Aura Loss
Centennial Park Fishing
Top 5 Sydney Crown Jewels
Pinocchio
Will Tried to Hug a Random
Self Confidence
Rich People Hobbies
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Will explains why he is a bad boy and Pat kicks up a stink about being tied to the English.
Will Swearing at the Pub
Steve Irwin TV Special
Union Jack
Free Parking
Old Woman Banking Improv
Singers Falling Through the Stage
The Universal
Empathy
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Will wants to get a snake and Pat has lost his love for Outer Banks.
Quite and Quiet
Blind Ranking Random Things
White and Gold Dress
Outer Banks New Season
Hippos
Will’s New Pet
Hotlines
Whisper Man
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Will has a big call for the defining moment of 2026. Pat wants to buy an island.
Who Invented Butt Chugging?
Docking
56 Days
Dolly Parton
Nepal Disaster
GTA 6 Sneak Peek
Pat Wants To Buy an Island
Melbourne Comedy
Hotlines
Naturopath
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