NearlyParents

Romance? We barely have time to shower.

But if you love something a little exciting and titillating in your ears, then you’re going to love Write Me Dirty—the hilariously unfiltered podcast where celebrities take on absurd erotica prompts and go head-to-head with their own spicy imagination.

Hosted by the fabulous Katherine Ryan, it’s chaotic, cheeky, and genuinely LOL-funny. We have a surprise for our lovely NearlyParen...

This week on NearlyParents, Jamie is joined by someone VERY special… his mum! 💕

From talking Jamie’s CONCEPTION to revealing what Jamie was like as a kid, it’s a full-on, emotional, and hilarious deep dive into what parenthood really looks like - from both sides.

Jamie gets a crash course in childbirth (C-sections, epidurals, and the moment ALL dignity goes out the window), while his mum dishes out advice on how to actually ...

This week, Sophie is absolutely FUMING with Jamie after he tells a lie which sends her over the edge!

Sophie spills the tea on Jamie’s antics after attending a friend’s wedding together, PLUS things take a WILD turn when the couple dive into some vaginal massage techniques, after Sophie reveals her fear of tearing from V-to-A… 😱

ALSO, Sophie challenges Jamie to see how quickly he can build a cot… but are his DIY sk...

This week on NearlyParents, Sophie has been struggling with the second trimester and has absolutely NO sympathy for Jamie’s moaning. PLUS, the couple spill the tea on a VERY exciting announcement and we FINALLY get a juicy s*x update. 

Jamie and Sophie also share some sad news about Granny Scotland ❤

We LOVED this week’s listeners messages and voice notes so please do keep sending them all into nearlyp...

This week on NearlyParents, Sophie and Jamie talk about their recent visit to Buckingham Palace and REVEAL ALL on an awkward Royal encounter. PLUS, we get a s*x update and our NearlyParents have finally moved in to their new home (sort of!) 🏠

Sophie and Jamie are also put to the test with some WILD pregnancy cravings.

We ADORE hearing your listener messages and voicenotes, so please keep sending them all into nearl...

This week on NearlyParents, Sophie and Jamie talk antenatal classes, holistic pregnancy tips and their house renovation is NEARLY complete.

ALSO, we put Sophie and Jamie to the test to see who is smarter – who will come out on top?!

And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voi...

This week on NearlyParents, Jamie and Sophie have hit the headlines! They REVEAL all on the story behind their slight tiff.

The couple also talk unexpected emotional reactions to Beyoncé, Jamie defends himself against Botox rumours and we get a house reno update. PLUS, Sophie quizzes Jamie on pregnancy-related terms to try and get him ready for fatherhood.

And OF COURSE, we read out some of our much-loved listener messages. W...

This week on NearlyParents, things are heating up… but not in the bedroom! Jamie and Sophie spill the tea on their dry spell since getting pregnant, and Sophie is not mad about it! ❌🍆

The couple debrief on their trip to Mallorca for Sophie's friend's wedding, and Jamie makes a REVOLTING holiday confession. PLUS, Sophie tells us a childhood secret, and reveals some of Jamie's most questionable boomer behaviour. 🤫

And OF COUR...

The cat is officially out of the bag – We are expecting… a baby! 🍼

After a short break, we are back with NearlyParents – and we're kicking things off with our biggest announcement yet.

In this very special first episode, Jamie and Sophie share the moment they found out they were expecting, what the journey to pregnancy has been like so far, and how they’re feeling as they step into this brand new chapter.

And OF ...

This week on NewlyWeds, it’s Jamie and Sophie’s TWO YEAR wedding anniversary! 🤍

The couple reminisce on their lives together; from the moment they first met and their first impressions of each other, to falling in love on Made in Chelsea and getting married. 👰🏼‍♀️ 💖 🤵🏼‍♂️

Jamie and Sophie discuss their highs and lows over the last two years, and reflect on what they’ve learned over the last couple of years since tying t...

This week on NewlyWeds, Jamie is heading to a stag-do for the weekend and Sophie’s feeling nervous about Jamie’s drunken antics! The couple call Ollie Proudlock to discuss whether Jamie’s a good drunk or a bad drunk, and whether he’ll get naked before they’ve even left the airport! ✈️ 🍺

ALSO, Jamie reveals the terrifying truth behind Sophie’s nocturnal face taping, Sophie discovers ChatGPT, and the couple spill the tea on their...

This week on NewlyWeds, ADHD expert Dr. Lalitaa joins the couple to discuss how ADHD impacts their relationship! Dr. Lalitaa deep dives into the different types of ADHD, the common ways it can show up in relationships, and gives Jamie and Sophie some top tips on how to navigate any challenges as a couple.

ALSO, Jamie relives his cringeworthy swimming trunks faux-pas, Sophie gets accused of CHEATING, and Sophie's feeling frisky a...

It’s a seat on the therapist sofa for Sophie and Jamie as they discuss, sex, love, arguments and THIER own twin-flames relationship, with holistic couples therapist Lucinda Light. JOIN the three as they delve into the chakra of love and intimacy, and the chat even gets a bit SAUCY. 

PLUS, Jamie and Sophie talk bedtime pet peeves, re-enact restaurant reservation role-plays AND Sophie’s left tongue tied when her moment o...

Hop on in you naughty little bunnies, it’s the NewlyWeds Easter Special! 🐰🐣

This week, Jamie and Sophie debate whether Jamie has become a s*x symbol, following their front cover shoot for The Times magazine. The couple discuss their Easter memories, and Jamie calls everyone’s favourite Grandma… the one and only Granny Scotland!

Plus, Jamie and Sophie spill the tea on their bedroom antics answering your EGGS-RATED questions!...

It’s a trip down memory lane as Jamie REUNITES with best friend and ex-housemate Oliver Proudlock. Ollie joins Jamie and Sophie as they sit down and talk about EVERYTHING from Made in Chelsea to Jamie’s natural hair COLOUR! They also have an emotional chat about Jamie's struggles with his anxiety, and how Proudlock has supported him. ❤️

PLUS, Sophie and Jamie do some reminiscing of their own and Sophie does an incredible F1 im...

This week on NewlyWeds, Jamie and Sophie are back from hosting the Minecraft movie premiere, where Jamie flirted OUTRAGEOUSLY with the iconic Jennifer Coolidge! 💘

The couple also debrief on Jamie’s ultramarathon challenge for Comic Relief; Jamie reveals the moment he thought he was going to quit, the unforgettable thing his Dad said which helped him push through, and his emotional sprint to the finish line. Plus, Sophie shares ...

This week on Newlyweds, Jamie and Sophie are joined by the LEGENDARY Stacey Solomon and Joe Swash to talk all about life at Pickle Cottage! 🏠

Stacey and Joe spill the tea on how they fell in love in the jungle, from their awkward first kiss, to Joe meeting Stacey’s entire family on their first date! Also, the couple reveal their hilariously CHAOTIC proposal story, why there’s no such thing as the “perfect partner”, and their se...

JAMIE DID IT!!! Jamie Laing ran FIVE Ultramarathons across five days, travelling all the way from London to Salford raising over £2 million for charity! But it wasn’t all plain sailing. From nearly quitting to chafing in the most private of areas, hear Jamie’s private diaries from his incredible challenge. And try not to cry!! 😭

Thank you to EVERYONE who supported Jamie’s Radio 1’s Ultramarathon Man for Comic Relief. We ❤️ you....

This week on NewlyWeds, Jamie and Sophie settle their nerves ahead of Jamie’s MEGA marathon with a visit from Sophie’s sister Georgia and Baby Bella! The couple discuss a wedding dancefloor DISASTER, and Sophie reminisces about her teenage skiing shocker!

PLUS, the couple chat about Jamie’s preparation (or lack of) for his Comic Relief run, and Jamie receives some motivational words of encouragement from the family. ❤️️

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