March 14, 2025 • 17 mins
George Noory and paranormal investigator Joshua P. Warren discuss technology and inventions created by Nikola Tesla, why he thinks Tesla could have been an extraterrestrial using alien technology, as well as Warren's own plans to open up a portal to another dimension in the Nevada desert.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now here's a highlight from coast to coast AM on iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Welcome back to George Norrey along with Joshua P. Warren.
Josh these purple plates, what gives them the power, the
color or something else?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Well, you know, I feel like that these plates are
filters for something that is already around us all the time,
but it's sort of canceled out. So let me put
it this way. I always love playing with a prism,
an old fashioned prism like Isaac Newton would have messed
(00:36):
around with when I was a kid. And you know
what was so incredible is that you could turn on
a flashlight and you would just see white light. But
if you put prism down there, a glass prism, well
then it would divide that light into these different colors.
And so now you can take these colors, and you
can work with the colors, the colors, you could pay
(00:59):
a picture with them. You could actually experiment with a
frequency of something that's low like red, or something that's
in the middle like green, or something that's high like violet.
And but when they're all combined, they just create this
blanket white light. And so I think that here's how
(01:21):
I envision I think that these purple plates are kind
of like prisms for the for what Tesla called the
luminiferous ether. So in other words, you have this energy
all around you all the time, but sometimes it's sort
of canceling itself out.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
It's like a radio. We've got signals all around this,
but you don't hear anything unless you have the right
frequency up exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
And the right kind of antenna. That's a very good example, George,
just because you know, it really does buil down the
basic broadcasting. You know, an antenna can both send and receive,
depending on whether or not it's being passive or it's
sending an active signal out there. But you have to
(02:07):
have a certain mathematical relationship between the size and shape
of these two antennas so that they can communicate with
each other. Otherwise the signals they produce will just pass
right through each other. And I think that these purple
plates are they are again the structure is molecularly changed
(02:28):
when it goes through this process, this special type of antononization,
and that therefore it becomes a prism that is able
to separate the frequency that is beneficial to what we
think of as the life force. The bio energy, the chi,
the key, the prama and so you know, when I
(02:49):
started experimenting with these things, I just started by simply
being near them. That was it, you know, I mean,
whether I was wearing one around my neck, or sleeping
next to one, or just having I mean I put
one behind my cushion on my couch when I was
watching TV. But then when I started thinking, well, wait
(03:11):
a second, what if we take this to the next level,
and what if instead of simply being around the energy
that's coming from this thing, we actually can start focusing
on a specific intention. That is when I decided to
combine it with my original proprietary design for this virtual
(03:35):
wishing machine. And I came up with this fifteen years ago.
And the idea is that this design and again if
you go to costcostdam dot com, you'll find a picture
of it there somewhere. The design that I created, it's
based upon the configurations of the Milky Way galaxy, and
it's designed to project your thoughts outward. And so basically
(03:57):
what I do is I sit down, I think about
what I want to happen, and I stare at the
center of the plate. And the idea is that as
an experiment. Radionically, whatever you project will be fired into
the cosmos in all directions. And whether I just glance
at it for a few seconds or even meditate on
(04:18):
it for an hour, I do this over and over
whenever I need it. And you know, sometimes I'll take
a piece of paper, I'll write what I want to
achieve on this little piece of paper and I'll just
put it right in the middle of the plate. And
I can only speak to my own experiences. And that's
why this is such an interesting show to me, because
(04:38):
I made one of these for myself, and nobody else
has ever used this, so I'm in an odd position here.
And that's why for the ninety nine people who actually,
you know, get one of these, I can't wait to
see what the feedback is. But I think it's a
(04:58):
great combination of taking this bio energy and combining it
with your focus and your intention. And I think that
people who gill on of these are going to be
sending me some pretty amazing success stories.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Why do you say Tesla might have been an alien?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Well, he actually did sort of insinuate that he was
in touch with aliens. You know, for one thing, he had,
well you know some of his devices, like he built
one Tesla coil that was, oh gosh, I don't remember
how tall. It was, like a couple hundred feet tall.
It was as ridiculous, you know, his Warden Cliff tower.
(05:35):
He built big things. And Tesla claimed because he did
write quite a bit. You know, there are a number
of books out there you can read that he wrote,
because he you know, he lived to be an old man.
And Tesla said that he had created Antennis configurations that
were able to detect what he believed were clearly intelligent
(06:00):
coming through outer space to Earth. But beyond that, he
also said that throughout his entire life that he was
in contact with invisible ancient wise beings that were always
giving him information and insight. Now, were these the same
(06:22):
thing as aliens? I tend to think that it's we.
Our human brains are too small to differentiate between the
idea of an interdimensional spiritual being and a quote unquote
alien like a little green man who comes from Mars.
I don't know that we are able to draw that line.
But he was in touch with these invisible forces, these
(06:44):
invisible uh individuals, And he said that, and he actually
also said that these ideas that he had for these
machines that are still far beyond but the average person
can comprehend. They would appear so clearly in his mind
(07:07):
that he said, over the past thirty years, of all
the inventions that I have created, I can instantly see
every screw, every bolt, every nut, every wire, every connection.
I don't have to draw a picture of it. I
don't have to have blueprints, I don't have to have schematics.
(07:29):
And every time I created exactly as it is in
my head, and it works flawlessly. And I think even
the most brilliant scientists in the world will tell you
that they can't be bad.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Are you still trying to build a portal in the desert?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
All right, here's the breaking news on that. If I
am gone within the next sixty days and you don't,
I'm back poof. I'm not joke, okay, I mean, like
I'm ready. I this has been very controversial.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I've been We're going to do strange things on my network.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Uh, I don't know. Maybe maybe we can tap in
somehow from the other side. Right, well, we'll have an
interdimensional wormhole, and I can I'll be the first podcast
host from another dimension and I'll have to explain to you,
of course, how to orchestrate this transmission. But I almost
(08:30):
three years ago started this project that I believe is
going to come to at least the first stage of
fruition within the next sixty days. For those of you
who are listening who don't know, I live here in
Las Vegas, Nevada, and about three years ago I bought
(08:50):
some land right next to Area fifty one and out
in the desert, beside the Little Lady, the Little Alien
and Rachel Nevada, and I bought it for the sole
purpose of experimentation. At first, I thought I would just
go out there and just you know, take night vision
goggles and look for UFOs and stuff. But once I
(09:12):
bought the lamb and I started spending time there, I
realized that there was a long, long tradition of paranormal
phenomena occurring all around that area.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
How many acres.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
It's almost three acres and so. And it's a piece
of dirt in the middle of an ocean of dirt.
But it is mine, and I can do whatever I
want with it. I can't fly drones around there, so
that's fine, but I can do whatever I want with
the lamb.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Are you gonna build anything on it?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Yeah, I probably will, even though it's covered with scorpions.
I know. Yeah, if you go out there at certain
times a year and you turn on a black light,
it's like a Christmas tree. I mean, oh, it's amazing. Yeah.
I walk around out there with black lights attached to
the tips of my boots so that I can make
(10:08):
sure I don't step on a scorpions.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
So what's surprise of trying to build a portal.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Well, this whole area historically seems to be a natural portal.
For one thing. You have ancient petrick lifts there that
are of this being called the paranagat Man, and he
looks like some kind of an ancient alien only found
there nowhere else in the world. There are tons of
Native American stories about this being near the center of
(10:38):
the universe, where all life came from and where all
life will return. And I mean, I could sit here
for an hour and tell you stories. So I thought, well,
maybe it's no coincidence the area fifty one was built there.
I mean, obviously the landscape is perfect for secrecy, but
I also think it's a natural portal. There are lots
of time warps. I've talked to truckers who have experience
(11:00):
time slips going through there. So I said, okay, I
have this lend which is a natural portal, so let
me take advantage of that. Let me nudget a little bit.
Let me see if I can fulfill a lifelong dream
of taking everything that I've learned about physics and metaphysics
(11:22):
and psionics and psychotronics and radionics and combine it all
into this particular machine. It has a name. I have
not released the name yet. It is ninety percent finished.
It's sitting in my laboratory right now, and I will
(11:45):
tell you that it contains both organic and inorganic parts.
And when this thing is put together and turned on,
it makes the hair stand up on every everybody nearby.
And I plan to take this out into the desert
(12:06):
within the next sixty days. I'm keeping the time, the
exact time and date and all that, of course secret.
I'm going to fire this thing up, and if what
I think is going to happen happens, it's going to
be one of the most one of the most eye
(12:29):
opening and groundbreaking days, certainly of my life, but maybe
a lot of people's lives and The idea is that
I've got it on like a potentiometr, so that if
I don't like what I'm seeing, I can hone it
down and I got to kill switch. I can turn
it all very quickly. But I have people who are
(12:51):
telling me, well, you know, I have people who are
telling me not to do this. Most people want me
to do it. But I actually did an episode of
my podcast Strange Things, episode two twenty three. It's called
Joshua has been Warned. Here is why. And for anybody listening, Uh,
(13:12):
if you go to costcostam dot com right there at
the top, you'll see where it says podcast and it
says Paranormal podcast Network.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Those poor josh Well.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
If you go and you listen to episode two twenty three,
you're going to hear this man. And I don't. I
don't really do an interview show, but I have known
him well enough. He I mean, I've met him a
few times. He's articulate, he has been to some of
my events over the years, and he said that he
(13:46):
is in touch with a race of extraterrestrials that he
calls the Benefactors, and they have told him to tell
me not to do this because it's going to allow
something that pass into our universe. All right, I guess,
(14:07):
well our dimension.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
You could create a tear and a fabric of time
or something.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Well, you know, the funny thing is I kind of
a part of me thinks, well, well, you have more
faith in me than I do. I mean, like, the
chances of me actually achieving this are very, very slip.
I mean, I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm not
telling you like I have cracked the code, I'm going
to be able to open up this portal to another dimension.
(14:33):
I'm telling you this is my best shot.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
But but even if you had one percent chance and
you pulled it off, we'll never see you again.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Well here's what I imagine. And of course that actually
does play a role, because you know, intention is significant here.
I'm thinking that once I crank this machine up, what
it might do is start well, as they used to
say in the old European days, thinning the veil. It
might create more of an even a thin place. So
(15:07):
what that means is I expect to be able to
observe more UFOs and paira temporal beings as I call them.
I think it will open a window where we are
able to see each other. George, do you remember the
old movie and I guess it's based on a story
(15:27):
of course by H. P. Lovecraft called From Beyond. Yes,
so he had a machine that is reminiscent of what
I'm doing here. The idea from Beyond is that he
creates this machine and at first he, the main character,
is able to see these other beings. It's like they
(15:48):
just appear floating around in the air, and then they
can see him. Of course, where it crosses the line
is when all of a sudden, these beings could literally
come through and attack you. I don't think what I'm
creating here will allow these beings to actually pass through
and physically interact. I'm just thinking we're going to be
able to see each other, that I'm going to be
(16:11):
able to see them for a moment, They're going to
be able to see me. I'm going to be able
to document this, and I might be able to open
up a channel of communication. But you have to understand
this is no joke. When you go out there in
the desert, and I mean the middle of the desert
at night, pretty much by yourself, I might have a
(16:33):
couple people with me, and that's it. It's spooky to
begin with, and then when you get out there and
you know, you see your little scorpion buddies running around
and you start cranking up your machine to trigger paranormal activity,
it's downright eerie and surreal.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
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Now here's a highlight from coast to coast AM on iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Welcome back to George Norrey along with Joshua P. Warren.
Josh these purple plates, what gives them the power, the
color or something else?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Well, you know, I feel like that these plates are
filters for something that is already around us all the time,
but it's sort of canceled out. So let me put
it this way. I always love playing with a prism,
an old fashioned prism like Isaac Newton would have messed
(00:36):
around with when I was a kid. And you know
what was so incredible is that you could turn on
a flashlight and you would just see white light. But
if you put prism down there, a glass prism, well
then it would divide that light into these different colors.
And so now you can take these colors, and you
can work with the colors, the colors, you could pay
(00:59):
a picture with them. You could actually experiment with a
frequency of something that's low like red, or something that's
in the middle like green, or something that's high like violet.
And but when they're all combined, they just create this
blanket white light. And so I think that here's how
(01:21):
I envision I think that these purple plates are kind
of like prisms for the for what Tesla called the
luminiferous ether. So in other words, you have this energy
all around you all the time, but sometimes it's sort
of canceling itself out.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
It's like a radio. We've got signals all around this,
but you don't hear anything unless you have the right
frequency up exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
And the right kind of antenna. That's a very good example, George,
just because you know, it really does buil down the
basic broadcasting. You know, an antenna can both send and receive,
depending on whether or not it's being passive or it's
sending an active signal out there. But you have to
(02:07):
have a certain mathematical relationship between the size and shape
of these two antennas so that they can communicate with
each other. Otherwise the signals they produce will just pass
right through each other. And I think that these purple
plates are they are again the structure is molecularly changed
(02:28):
when it goes through this process, this special type of antononization,
and that therefore it becomes a prism that is able
to separate the frequency that is beneficial to what we
think of as the life force. The bio energy, the chi,
the key, the prama and so you know, when I
(02:49):
started experimenting with these things, I just started by simply
being near them. That was it, you know, I mean,
whether I was wearing one around my neck, or sleeping
next to one, or just having I mean I put
one behind my cushion on my couch when I was
watching TV. But then when I started thinking, well, wait
(03:11):
a second, what if we take this to the next level,
and what if instead of simply being around the energy
that's coming from this thing, we actually can start focusing
on a specific intention. That is when I decided to
combine it with my original proprietary design for this virtual
(03:35):
wishing machine. And I came up with this fifteen years ago.
And the idea is that this design and again if
you go to costcostdam dot com, you'll find a picture
of it there somewhere. The design that I created, it's
based upon the configurations of the Milky Way galaxy, and
it's designed to project your thoughts outward. And so basically
(03:57):
what I do is I sit down, I think about
what I want to happen, and I stare at the
center of the plate. And the idea is that as
an experiment. Radionically, whatever you project will be fired into
the cosmos in all directions. And whether I just glance
at it for a few seconds or even meditate on
(04:18):
it for an hour, I do this over and over
whenever I need it. And you know, sometimes I'll take
a piece of paper, I'll write what I want to
achieve on this little piece of paper and I'll just
put it right in the middle of the plate. And
I can only speak to my own experiences. And that's
why this is such an interesting show to me, because
(04:38):
I made one of these for myself, and nobody else
has ever used this, so I'm in an odd position here.
And that's why for the ninety nine people who actually,
you know, get one of these, I can't wait to
see what the feedback is. But I think it's a
(04:58):
great combination of taking this bio energy and combining it
with your focus and your intention. And I think that
people who gill on of these are going to be
sending me some pretty amazing success stories.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Why do you say Tesla might have been an alien?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Well, he actually did sort of insinuate that he was
in touch with aliens. You know, for one thing, he had,
well you know some of his devices, like he built
one Tesla coil that was, oh gosh, I don't remember
how tall. It was, like a couple hundred feet tall.
It was as ridiculous, you know, his Warden Cliff tower.
(05:35):
He built big things. And Tesla claimed because he did
write quite a bit. You know, there are a number
of books out there you can read that he wrote,
because he you know, he lived to be an old man.
And Tesla said that he had created Antennis configurations that
were able to detect what he believed were clearly intelligent
(06:00):
coming through outer space to Earth. But beyond that, he
also said that throughout his entire life that he was
in contact with invisible ancient wise beings that were always
giving him information and insight. Now, were these the same
(06:22):
thing as aliens? I tend to think that it's we.
Our human brains are too small to differentiate between the
idea of an interdimensional spiritual being and a quote unquote
alien like a little green man who comes from Mars.
I don't know that we are able to draw that line.
But he was in touch with these invisible forces, these
(06:44):
invisible uh individuals, And he said that, and he actually
also said that these ideas that he had for these
machines that are still far beyond but the average person
can comprehend. They would appear so clearly in his mind
(07:07):
that he said, over the past thirty years, of all
the inventions that I have created, I can instantly see
every screw, every bolt, every nut, every wire, every connection.
I don't have to draw a picture of it. I
don't have to have blueprints, I don't have to have schematics.
(07:29):
And every time I created exactly as it is in
my head, and it works flawlessly. And I think even
the most brilliant scientists in the world will tell you
that they can't be bad.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Are you still trying to build a portal in the desert?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
All right, here's the breaking news on that. If I
am gone within the next sixty days and you don't,
I'm back poof. I'm not joke, okay, I mean, like
I'm ready. I this has been very controversial.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I've been We're going to do strange things on my network.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Uh, I don't know. Maybe maybe we can tap in
somehow from the other side. Right, well, we'll have an
interdimensional wormhole, and I can I'll be the first podcast
host from another dimension and I'll have to explain to you,
of course, how to orchestrate this transmission. But I almost
(08:30):
three years ago started this project that I believe is
going to come to at least the first stage of
fruition within the next sixty days. For those of you
who are listening who don't know, I live here in
Las Vegas, Nevada, and about three years ago I bought
(08:50):
some land right next to Area fifty one and out
in the desert, beside the Little Lady, the Little Alien
and Rachel Nevada, and I bought it for the sole
purpose of experimentation. At first, I thought I would just
go out there and just you know, take night vision
goggles and look for UFOs and stuff. But once I
(09:12):
bought the lamb and I started spending time there, I
realized that there was a long, long tradition of paranormal
phenomena occurring all around that area.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
How many acres.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
It's almost three acres and so. And it's a piece
of dirt in the middle of an ocean of dirt.
But it is mine, and I can do whatever I
want with it. I can't fly drones around there, so
that's fine, but I can do whatever I want with
the lamb.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Are you gonna build anything on it?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Yeah, I probably will, even though it's covered with scorpions.
I know. Yeah, if you go out there at certain
times a year and you turn on a black light,
it's like a Christmas tree. I mean, oh, it's amazing. Yeah.
I walk around out there with black lights attached to
the tips of my boots so that I can make
(10:08):
sure I don't step on a scorpions.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
So what's surprise of trying to build a portal.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Well, this whole area historically seems to be a natural portal.
For one thing. You have ancient petrick lifts there that
are of this being called the paranagat Man, and he
looks like some kind of an ancient alien only found
there nowhere else in the world. There are tons of
Native American stories about this being near the center of
(10:38):
the universe, where all life came from and where all
life will return. And I mean, I could sit here
for an hour and tell you stories. So I thought, well,
maybe it's no coincidence the area fifty one was built there.
I mean, obviously the landscape is perfect for secrecy, but
I also think it's a natural portal. There are lots
of time warps. I've talked to truckers who have experience
(11:00):
time slips going through there. So I said, okay, I
have this lend which is a natural portal, so let
me take advantage of that. Let me nudget a little bit.
Let me see if I can fulfill a lifelong dream
of taking everything that I've learned about physics and metaphysics
(11:22):
and psionics and psychotronics and radionics and combine it all
into this particular machine. It has a name. I have
not released the name yet. It is ninety percent finished.
It's sitting in my laboratory right now, and I will
(11:45):
tell you that it contains both organic and inorganic parts.
And when this thing is put together and turned on,
it makes the hair stand up on every everybody nearby.
And I plan to take this out into the desert
(12:06):
within the next sixty days. I'm keeping the time, the
exact time and date and all that, of course secret.
I'm going to fire this thing up, and if what
I think is going to happen happens, it's going to
be one of the most one of the most eye
(12:29):
opening and groundbreaking days, certainly of my life, but maybe
a lot of people's lives and The idea is that
I've got it on like a potentiometr, so that if
I don't like what I'm seeing, I can hone it
down and I got to kill switch. I can turn
it all very quickly. But I have people who are
(12:51):
telling me, well, you know, I have people who are
telling me not to do this. Most people want me
to do it. But I actually did an episode of
my podcast Strange Things, episode two twenty three. It's called
Joshua has been Warned. Here is why. And for anybody listening, Uh,
(13:12):
if you go to costcostam dot com right there at
the top, you'll see where it says podcast and it
says Paranormal podcast Network.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Those poor josh Well.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
If you go and you listen to episode two twenty three,
you're going to hear this man. And I don't. I
don't really do an interview show, but I have known
him well enough. He I mean, I've met him a
few times. He's articulate, he has been to some of
my events over the years, and he said that he
(13:46):
is in touch with a race of extraterrestrials that he
calls the Benefactors, and they have told him to tell
me not to do this because it's going to allow
something that pass into our universe. All right, I guess,
(14:07):
well our dimension.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
You could create a tear and a fabric of time
or something.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Well, you know, the funny thing is I kind of
a part of me thinks, well, well, you have more
faith in me than I do. I mean, like, the
chances of me actually achieving this are very, very slip.
I mean, I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm not
telling you like I have cracked the code, I'm going
to be able to open up this portal to another dimension.
(14:33):
I'm telling you this is my best shot.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
But but even if you had one percent chance and
you pulled it off, we'll never see you again.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Well here's what I imagine. And of course that actually
does play a role, because you know, intention is significant here.
I'm thinking that once I crank this machine up, what
it might do is start well, as they used to
say in the old European days, thinning the veil. It
might create more of an even a thin place. So
(15:07):
what that means is I expect to be able to
observe more UFOs and paira temporal beings as I call them.
I think it will open a window where we are
able to see each other. George, do you remember the
old movie and I guess it's based on a story
(15:27):
of course by H. P. Lovecraft called From Beyond. Yes,
so he had a machine that is reminiscent of what
I'm doing here. The idea from Beyond is that he
creates this machine and at first he, the main character,
is able to see these other beings. It's like they
(15:48):
just appear floating around in the air, and then they
can see him. Of course, where it crosses the line
is when all of a sudden, these beings could literally
come through and attack you. I don't think what I'm
creating here will allow these beings to actually pass through
and physically interact. I'm just thinking we're going to be
able to see each other, that I'm going to be
(16:11):
able to see them for a moment, They're going to
be able to see me. I'm going to be able
to document this, and I might be able to open
up a channel of communication. But you have to understand
this is no joke. When you go out there in
the desert, and I mean the middle of the desert
at night, pretty much by yourself, I might have a
(16:33):
couple people with me, and that's it. It's spooky to
begin with, and then when you get out there and
you know, you see your little scorpion buddies running around
and you start cranking up your machine to trigger paranormal activity,
it's downright eerie and surreal.
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