The Therapy Crouch

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it's a post-holiday debrief with Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch as they return from an eventful family break—and nothing is off-limits.

From Pete’s secret golf membership plot and near Baywatch-style beach rescue, to chaotic flights with kids and a philosophical deep-dive into how youth culture has shifted, the duo mix hilarious storytelling with heartfelt reflections on parenting, ag...

On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete are back from their holidays and deep in the DMs with your juiciest dilemmas. From catfish cap-gate to forgotten birthdays and passive-aggressive boyfriends, nothing is off limits.

Peter shares a supermarket encounter that turned from awkward to iconic, while Abbey confesses her struggle to stop singing mid-podcast. There's a hilarious deep-dive into sa...

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Pete and Abbey are joined by the hilarious Grace Keeling (aka GK Barry) and her partner Ella Rutherford for a chaotic catch-up that covers everything from TikTok stardom and Prosecco etiquette to celebrity jungle survival. Grace opens up about the sheer terror of her I’m a Celeb experience, while Ella reveals how she coped on the outside.

Meanwhile, Pete’s caught slamming cupboard doors...

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy are back in full holiday spirit, bringing sunshine, sass, and serious opinions. From padel battles and cool fashion choices to the return of Oasis and a heated debate on the Gallagher brothers’ legacy, this episode is packed with chaotic charm.

Abbey weighs in on why she’s team Richard Ashcroft (and not B*Witched), while Peter boldly declares Oasis the great...

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s chaos, comedy, and a little bit of carnage as Abbey and Peter dive into their sun-soaked summer antics.

From Wimbledon meltdowns to family holiday disaster, nothing is off limits.

Abbey confronts Ross’ drawer-diving tendencies and accidental product theft while Pete does his best to defend his laugh (tongue and all).

Also on the podcast: a confusing tennis scoring system, badl...

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s chaos, comedy, and questionable eyebrows as Abbey and Peter dig into the most unfiltered Ask Me Anything yet.

Fresh from kids’ birthday party madness and some early-morning meltdowns, the gang swap wholesome parenting plans for brutally honest beauty confessions. Pete faces eyebrow-gate from Abbey and everyone debates what makes someone actually attractive.

We hear listener dilemmas invo...

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by award-winning comedian, writer, and podcaster Russell Kane—and it’s safe to say no topic is off-limits. From parenting hacks to the perils of cancel culture, Russell dives headfirst into the contradictions of modern masculinity, fitness fads, and finding meaning in middle age. With his signature wit, he tackles everything from stick insects and supplements to c...

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s another chaotic and hilarious Ask Me Anything with Abbey and Peter. From “MILF marketplaces” to fashion for knackered mums, no topic is off-limits. Abbey dishes out down-to-earth fashion advice for mums who’ve lost their style mojo, while Pete valiantly attempts spontaneity and fails hilariously.

There’s debate over the rise of the “female playa,” why cats are definitely the rudest ...

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by none other than journalist, presenter, and former engineer Steph McGovern!

From fangirl moments with Bono to accidentally being mistaken for Lady Gaga, Steph’s journey from Black & Decker to BBC Breakfast is full of twists, triumphs, and turbo-charged career pivots.

Steph opens up about her Middlesbrough roots, her engineering past (yes, she actually ...

On this week's episode of The Therapy Crouch, it's sunshine, sports days and sassy dilemmas as Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch return with a fresh round of Ask Me Anything questions. From competitive parent races to dental disasters, no stone is left unturned.

The duo get hilariously honest about their kids’ school sports day, including the dreaded mums' 100m sprint (wombs beware!).

We also hear from listeners navigating tricky...

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s a hole-in-one for love and laughter as Abbey and Pete welcome golf legend Lee Westwood and his caddy-slash-wife Helen to the couch. From viral golf fails and trimming routines best left untold (yes, really!) to their impromptu Vegas wedding, it’s a tell-all rollercoaster through their one-of-a-kind partnership.

Lee shares what it takes to become world number oneand what it’s like ta...

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s chaos, carnage, and caravan fantasies as Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch return with their usual mix of hilarity and home truths.

From Father’s Day flops to weekly moans, the couple covers everything from Abbey's missing makeup and teen daughters who steal, to Peter’s viral golf video trauma and some eyebrow-raising confessions about canal boats.

A listener's story of a first kiss ...

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s dating disasters galore as Abbey, Peter and Producer Ross wade through a swamp of relationship red flags, chinchilla chaos, and unexpected nudity.

Fresh off a dreamy couples’ getaway to Ibiza (or should we say “I-bee-fer”?), the trio are recharged and ready to tackle the weirdest, wildest stories from the world of modern dating. From being farted on mid-date to a rogue naked ce...

Join Pete & Abbey for another Therapy Crouch episode packed with dilemmas and belly-laughs. From launching a “No Knobs” dating database and conquering the 12 Buffets of Christmas to planning a solo Western ranch adventure for the big 4-0, the gang dish out unfiltered advice on love, life and wardrobes that never stay tidy.

Plus: pot-smoking partners, falling for your best friend and which Premier League club Pete secretly w...

In this hilariously chaotic and heartfelt episode of The Therapy Crouch Pete dives into viral fame, failed golf swings, party mishaps, chaotic pet parenting, emotional advice for heartbreak, botox debates, and the art of cooking steak without setting off the fire alarm.

Full of candid conversations, chaotic storytelling, and laugh-out-loud listener messages, The Therapy Crouch proves once again that no one is safe from the couch...

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch go from sex dungeons and Spanish dummies to Transformer toys and trauma dumping friends, it’s another hilarious rollercoaster of relatable parenting and relationship woes.

Abbey reveals her “hand-luggage only” packing stress, while Pete waxes lyrical about the joys of a resin driveway (yes, really). We also dive into the ultimate relationship rants: kids...

In this heartfelt and hilarious episode of The Therapy Couch, we dive into everything from cowboy hats and theme parks to trauma recovery and deep relationship questions. The episode kicks off with banter about fashion disasters and roller coasters, then shifts gears to real talk: marriage, addiction, emotional intimacy, and those tiny everyday moments that make love last.

Along the way, the hosts share raw and personal stories...

In this episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete dive into battling with crippling health anxiety and the hypnosis that changed everything, to savage listener confessions about affairs, terrible kissers, and sex dilemmas with a baby in the room?!

Pete opens up about the wildest fan theories, including simulation theory and The Matrix.

Plus, the duo tries to play matchmaker for their listeners... ❤️

It’s raw, it’s rid...

In this wild and heartwarming episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey go from petty parenting battles to posh kitchen arguments, all while fielding the most jaw-dropping listener confessions yet. From 3AM texts during a family crisis to the dilemma of deleting your partner’s intimate photos with their ex—nothing is off-limits.

Abbey opens up about her passion for horse and tracking Peter’s every move on his lads’ trip, wh...