December 8, 2023 • 14 mins
Finally tourists misbehaving aren't American and Albert Einswine has been arrested!
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(00:01):
Nice beaver. Where has Sarah's beaverbeen? So I'm not going to rush
up there with open arms. Idon't want to mess around with a angry
beaver. If you can tell us, call now, what the hell is
that? As the beaver? Eighthundred to five two one o two five,
and when I will take that beaverback to camp, sit it by
the firelight and bite flowers, romanceset and I'll have that beaver eaten before
(00:25):
you can say twenty too too?All around down and how the paper was
off past fire? Hello, Sarahcan give it clue? How are you
(00:52):
where? Says? I don't know. S I gotta know where Sky,
Yeah, you do, because it'sa beautiful prize. A four pack of
tickets to be at Climate Pledge Arenafor the Cracking game on Tuesday. Four
tickets to see the Kraken taking onthe Florida Panthers. Going to be a
(01:15):
great night out. But you doneed to tell us the vital piece of
information, which is where has Sarah'sbeaver been. She likes to travel,
She's going all over town. Let'ssee if we can figure out where she
was this week. Rod in Tacoma, Good morning, good morning, Happy
Friday buddy, and oh d yeah, it's really a great Friday. I'm
(01:36):
happy today. Oh that's awesome.Let's make you even happier. Do you
know where Sarah's beaver has been?Snowflake Lane, I just killed you.
Yeah, she was getting in theholiday spirit and she didn't even bite anybody.
Congratulations, Rod, awesome, Thankyou very much. You are very
welcome. You have won cracking ticketsfrom one of two point five kz Okay
(01:59):
the Classic Rocks. Danny Bonaducci onthe Big News of the Day. The
Big News of the day is broughtto you by Goldberg Jones Divorce for Men.
You can give them a call oneeight hundred Divorce or go online at
Goldberg Jones dot com. Well,we've got another entry into the Taurist Behaving
Badly file, this time out ofVenice. It's always got to be Italy.
(02:20):
It's been a lot, I thinkfrom Italy. Yeah, but Torres
have just been misbehaving and it's sucha bummer. But this time around they
were on a gondola and the gondolierstold these unruly people, you've got to
sit down. We're in a boat. You can't stand up. Stop rocking.
The boat. Baby, Well,they kept standing up and taking selfies.
So what happened? They flipped theboat and everybody was in the water,
(02:45):
in the filthy asd water in Venice, no less. And it's December,
so you can imagine that water's cold, cold and dirty. Who where
are the Americans? Oh? Youknow. The good news is I do
not believe they were. They werereportedly from Shine. Hey remember the couple
that scratched their name into the coliseum. I hope they got twenty years in
(03:06):
jail. Me too. And hisexcuse was he didn't know it was old.
It's true. Take this up.While speaking of people going to jail,
an Ohio woman was convicted on assault. She hurled a burrito bowl at
a Chipotle employee. You can't dothat, you cannot. So, Danny,
you go to Chipotle and they putavocado in there and you didn't want
(03:30):
it? Would you throw the bowlof food at the employee? No?
I would not, exactly right.So the judge, instead of sentencing this
person to time behind bars, theysentenced them to time at a fast food
restaurant. Oh what does it mean? Exactly two months? This individual has
to has to work in a fastfood restaurant. Interesting thing, what a
(03:53):
great form of punishment. There wasa sign posted don't do that, and
the judge Stegn gave him twenty fourhours hugging that tree. Oh yeah,
judges get wacky. I've never workedin a fast food restaurant. I've worked
in tons and tons of restaurants.My first one ever was Applebee's, worked
in a ton of bars. ButI think people when you do work in
(04:15):
the fast food industry, you havemore sympathy because it's not easy. Yeah.
No, restaurants are hard all theway around. And you know who
did work at a McDonald's back whenhe was a ute. That would be
Jeff Bezos. Really yeah, Walder, which would not be that surprising,
But Jeff Bezos, that's surprising.Although you didn't work fast food, did
you? I don't know? Whatdo you mean? You don't want you
(04:39):
don't know. I was listening toNew Struggle and I'm going to hell either.
Did you did ask me if Iever worked in a mcdonaldy. I
think he just fell asleep. No, I don't know I worked. I
don't know if he counts. Whatdo you mean? I worked at the
kind of fast food restaurant? Insidethe inmal Queen Casino for a while.
Didn't you work at Jimmy John's.I did. Oh my gosh, what
(05:00):
is wrong with him? Whoa?He really must have fallen asleep. Must
of that's what it is, Danny. Did you ever work in fast food?
Oh gosh, I can't remember.No, I did not, unless
you consider a sushi on sunset fast. It wasn't when New Jersey City can
now rest easier that police have takena fugitive named Albert Einswine into custody.
(05:23):
It really Albert Einswine, I wouldsay, said this guy free just because
his cool ass name, Albert Einswineis a pig. Oh, now I
get it makes more sense, althoughI liked it either way. What a
great name for a pig, fora big Albert Einswine. The pig had
gotten out of custody and the copswere called to the scene, and they
(05:43):
said that the officers it took hima while to apprehend him, and they
took a picture which they posted aFacebook, which is pretty freaking cute.
He wouldn't think that pigs were fast, but I think they're pretty fast,
and they thought it was funny pigswith pigs. Oh, I didn't even
get that. That's what they weresaying. I'm not calling them that.
No, I hated that. Idon't know why people started doing that.
I even did a slogans, let'ssee you don't like cops. Next time
(06:08):
you have trouble, call a hippiesomething like that. Yeah, who lives
in a pineapple under the sea?Square pants? Well, the next super
Bowl is going to be taking placein bikini Bottom. Nickelodeon is going to
have a special edition of this year'sSuper Bowl. The NFL has partnered with
(06:29):
CBS Sports and Nickelodeon to present akid's focused super Bowl that will air on
February eleventh of this coming up year. Is it like the Puppy Bowl?
Is it real or is it justto be amusing? Have you seen any
of the Nickelodeon versions of the footballgame yet? No, I'm not.
They're pretty epic. It's got allthese different graphics and the players so like
basically a player could be a SpongeBob. I don't know how they do this.
(06:51):
I don't understand what the technology is. But it'll be the real game,
but it's for kids, so youwon't see the players you'll see animation.
Okay, I'm all about this.I don't even fully understand. I
don't even fully understand football, butI will watch this. Big News of
the day is brought to you byGoldburg Jones Divorce for Men one eight hundred
Divorce or online Goldburg Jones dot com. Well, Danny Bannaducci has an opinion
(07:13):
on family heirlooms, and no,he is not talking tomatoes. Is he
saying about it? We'll find out. It's Danny Bonaducci's take next on one
or two point five. K's okay, the classic rock station, The Danny
Bonaducci and Sarah Morning Show. Pezweird. He's a nerve. He's Danny
Bonaducci's takes. Here's my take onfamily heirlooms. And I don't mean the
(07:33):
tomatoes anyway. I'm proud of myItalian heritage, and I think those DNA
twenty three and me things are supercool. I love hearing stories about my
my grandparents and even my great grandparents, But I have mixed emotions about family
heirlooms. They're usually at least minorlycool old items you have a huge obligation
to keep. In my case,it's a giant gothic set of thrones.
(07:57):
I swear I have thrones, twoof them. It's been my responsibility to
make sure these things stay in theBonaducci family forever, which means I've been
carding these things around for at leastforty years now. They don't exactly scream
seattle, so I've been storing themin the garage. And anytime I ask
the other Bonaduccies if they like thethroves, they always say no, they're
gigantic, but make sure you keepthem in the Bonaducci family. Air Rooms
(08:18):
are cool, they're fine, butthey can also be a huge asshole.
And that's my take on family airlooms. Tip kz Akta class rock station,
where we are playing the game thathas swept our Nation almost completely clean.
Peter Piper picked a peck of chilipeppers. This game has given you the
chance to win tickets to see theRed Hot Chili Peppers May thirty first at
the Gorge before you could even buythem. Now. To win these tickets
(08:39):
before they go on sale, youjust need to pick the pepper from our
clue. Our contestant is going tobe Chris in Linwood. Hi, Chris,
Hi, are you ready to play. I'm ready. This is a
clue just for you, Chris,and you need to be able to pick
the pepper. Name this pepper towin the tickets. Are you ready?
(09:00):
I'm ready? I think I alreadyasked you if you're ready? Are you
ready? Now? Are you ready? Now? Here we go, Chris.
Peter Piper picked a peck of thisparticular pepper. We think it's the
hottest pepper ever, but we don'tactually have a Schoolville rating for it yet.
Made up of four different peppers thatformed together in Los Angeles in the
nineteen eighties while they were still inhigh school. They've gone on to worldwide
(09:20):
acclaim and an induction into the Rockand Roll Hall of Fame. Chris,
can you name the pepper that PeterPiper picked? Oh, let's see,
it's the hottest pepper. What Ithink you might be over the hottest pepper?
(09:43):
Chris, I think you're over Ithink you're overthinking what I'm asking here?
Can you name the pepper from theclue that I just said? I
made up of four different members,four different peppers that formed together in Los
Angeles while they were still in highschool. Can you name these peppers?
Four different peppers that make up onepepper. They're in the Rock and Roll
(10:05):
Hall of Fame. That's for me. Chris uh on hance again, Chris,
you have taken too much time.You do not know the answer,
and your mind's going to be blownwhen you hear it. Jake is in
Kent, do you have the answerfor us? Is it a chili pepper?
(10:33):
What kind of chili pepper? Jake? Oh, they're the Rock and
Roll Hall of Fame. What areyou winning? Tickets to? Jake the
Red Hot Chili Pepper? Wow?Congratulations, you are correct. My goodness,
Jake in Kent, you have wonyourself tickets to see the Red Hot
(10:56):
Chili Peppers, the band that formedthe nineteen eighties while they were still in
high school. What do you know? You want the tickets to see the
May thirty first at the Gorge Amphitheatercourtesy of Live Nation and tickets go on
sale at ten am today through ticketMaster. Next, Oh, my goodness,
Danny Banducci life coach Janelle in Seattlewants to talk with Danny. She's
been dating a guy who never picksup the checks. She wants to know
(11:18):
if this is a red flag Danny'sgoing to set her straight after music from
stp one on two point five KazyOkay, Seattle's classic rock station. Sandy
Manatucci Live Coach, Sandy Manatucci Live, Cony Bananucci Life Coach. He is
here for you no matter what yourproblem is, no matter what you're facing,
Danny can help you. And ifyou want Danny's help, just email
(11:39):
Life Coach at Kazoka dot com.Here's Janelle in Seattle. Hey Janelle,
what's up? Hi? How areyou very well? Thanks for asking?
What can a life coach do foryou? So? I've been dating this
guy for almost six months, andwhenever we go out for a date or
to the bar and hang out andstuff, he's always asking for separate checks.
(12:00):
And listen, I don't mind payingyou know, every now, every
now and again and stuff. Butshouldn't one of us be like picking up
the check, you know, nowand again and stuff? Is this a
red flag? Here's some unwritten rulesabout dating and girlfriends and boy friends.
Here's one you've heard before on TVor stuff like that. The third date
equal sex. I don't know ifI agree with that or not, but
I'll say something the second date deservesis Hey, man, pay my bill.
(12:22):
We're got, we're dating. Imight debonulator pay the debt. Well
does he make a lot more moneythan you? Yeah, pretty much.
Well, I just I can't understandwhy he's not playing that. I would.
I would not even have the guts, I understand. It's one one
time I go, hey, man, why don't we split the check?
You have a job. That's fine, that's nice, but a thing that
you even got. You're going outfor six months and this guy says,
(12:43):
hey, give her her half abill. No, there's a giant red
flag. How do you go outwith this guy for six months and he
doesn't pay the tab? Like I'vebeen dating myself the whole time. You
know, I date myself and isoftentimes enough, if you know what I'm
saying. But that is not thepoint. The one is I don't The
point is I don't like this guy. I don't even understand this guy.
It's one of those responsibilities like thisis not current, but back in the
old days, you'd walk off acurb or something there to be a puddle,
(13:05):
and the Knight in Shining Army wouldput his jacket down so you could
walk over it. What kind ofguy doesn't pay his bill. What kind
of guy? Because there's lots ofthings that after six months, I'm assuming
you do for this guy that hethinks are really great, but they're not
your responsibility. Your responsibility is tobe a nice and honest person that has
a nice sign with this. Ishe your boyfriend yet? You know?
(13:26):
I think so? It's been sixmonths? Yeah, well does he think
so? Does he think you're hisgirlfriend? Does he introduce you as his
girlfriend? Yeah? I mean,you know, he just says, this
is my lady. Well that's close. I will accept he's not paying if
he's not a gentleman. This guyout till I'm gonna make up his name,
Steve, Steve is no gentleman.I like you. It's weird that
(13:46):
he's not doing that. You knowwhat else he's doing or will easily do.
Why his girlfriend comes out and paystheir own bill. He'll cheat on
you, He'll lie to you.This guy's not a gentleman. Dump this
guy like a hot rock. Findanother boyfriend, find another guy, and
he pays his bill. He's charmedto go out with you, so he
pays the rent by buying your dinner. I don't like this guy. I
do like you. I would saydump him like a hot rock. In
(14:09):
that, my friend, is whyyou called the life Coach. Thank you.
You're more than welcome. Dear.I'm sorry about this guy, but
it's a lot of guys and I'mnot making any kind of joke here.
A lot of guys suck. Wecan't be trusted. Yea will lie,
we'll eat your food and will dateyour girlfriend. Men are bad, bad
news. What you got to dois get the best one you can get,
and that's not this guy. It'sthe next guy. And thank you
(14:30):
for calling the Life Coach. Thankyou so much, Daddy, have a
good way. You're welcome. I'lltalk to you again. And don't really
this is not the guy. DannyBonaducci Life Coach. He's always available on
email Life Coach at kzyoka dot com
Nice beaver. Where has Sarah's beaverbeen? So I'm not going to rush
up there with open arms. Idon't want to mess around with a angry
beaver. If you can tell us, call now, what the hell is
that? As the beaver? Eighthundred to five two one o two five,
and when I will take that beaverback to camp, sit it by
the firelight and bite flowers, romanceset and I'll have that beaver eaten before
(00:25):
you can say twenty too too?All around down and how the paper was
off past fire? Hello, Sarahcan give it clue? How are you
(00:52):
where? Says? I don't know. S I gotta know where Sky,
Yeah, you do, because it'sa beautiful prize. A four pack of
tickets to be at Climate Pledge Arenafor the Cracking game on Tuesday. Four
tickets to see the Kraken taking onthe Florida Panthers. Going to be a
(01:15):
great night out. But you doneed to tell us the vital piece of
information, which is where has Sarah'sbeaver been. She likes to travel,
She's going all over town. Let'ssee if we can figure out where she
was this week. Rod in Tacoma, Good morning, good morning, Happy
Friday buddy, and oh d yeah, it's really a great Friday. I'm
(01:36):
happy today. Oh that's awesome.Let's make you even happier. Do you
know where Sarah's beaver has been?Snowflake Lane, I just killed you.
Yeah, she was getting in theholiday spirit and she didn't even bite anybody.
Congratulations, Rod, awesome, Thankyou very much. You are very
welcome. You have won cracking ticketsfrom one of two point five kz Okay
(01:59):
the Classic Rocks. Danny Bonaducci onthe Big News of the Day. The
Big News of the day is broughtto you by Goldberg Jones Divorce for Men.
You can give them a call oneeight hundred Divorce or go online at
Goldberg Jones dot com. Well,we've got another entry into the Taurist Behaving
Badly file, this time out ofVenice. It's always got to be Italy.
(02:20):
It's been a lot, I thinkfrom Italy. Yeah, but Torres
have just been misbehaving and it's sucha bummer. But this time around they
were on a gondola and the gondolierstold these unruly people, you've got to
sit down. We're in a boat. You can't stand up. Stop rocking.
The boat. Baby, Well,they kept standing up and taking selfies.
So what happened? They flipped theboat and everybody was in the water,
(02:45):
in the filthy asd water in Venice, no less. And it's December,
so you can imagine that water's cold, cold and dirty. Who where
are the Americans? Oh? Youknow. The good news is I do
not believe they were. They werereportedly from Shine. Hey remember the couple
that scratched their name into the coliseum. I hope they got twenty years in
(03:06):
jail. Me too. And hisexcuse was he didn't know it was old.
It's true. Take this up.While speaking of people going to jail,
an Ohio woman was convicted on assault. She hurled a burrito bowl at
a Chipotle employee. You can't dothat, you cannot. So, Danny,
you go to Chipotle and they putavocado in there and you didn't want
(03:30):
it? Would you throw the bowlof food at the employee? No?
I would not, exactly right.So the judge, instead of sentencing this
person to time behind bars, theysentenced them to time at a fast food
restaurant. Oh what does it mean? Exactly two months? This individual has
to has to work in a fastfood restaurant. Interesting thing, what a
(03:53):
great form of punishment. There wasa sign posted don't do that, and
the judge Stegn gave him twenty fourhours hugging that tree. Oh yeah,
judges get wacky. I've never workedin a fast food restaurant. I've worked
in tons and tons of restaurants.My first one ever was Applebee's, worked
in a ton of bars. ButI think people when you do work in
(04:15):
the fast food industry, you havemore sympathy because it's not easy. Yeah.
No, restaurants are hard all theway around. And you know who
did work at a McDonald's back whenhe was a ute. That would be
Jeff Bezos. Really yeah, Walder, which would not be that surprising,
But Jeff Bezos, that's surprising.Although you didn't work fast food, did
you? I don't know? Whatdo you mean? You don't want you
(04:39):
don't know. I was listening toNew Struggle and I'm going to hell either.
Did you did ask me if Iever worked in a mcdonaldy. I
think he just fell asleep. No, I don't know I worked. I
don't know if he counts. Whatdo you mean? I worked at the
kind of fast food restaurant? Insidethe inmal Queen Casino for a while.
Didn't you work at Jimmy John's.I did. Oh my gosh, what
(05:00):
is wrong with him? Whoa?He really must have fallen asleep. Must
of that's what it is, Danny. Did you ever work in fast food?
Oh gosh, I can't remember.No, I did not, unless
you consider a sushi on sunset fast. It wasn't when New Jersey City can
now rest easier that police have takena fugitive named Albert Einswine into custody.
(05:23):
It really Albert Einswine, I wouldsay, said this guy free just because
his cool ass name, Albert Einswineis a pig. Oh, now I
get it makes more sense, althoughI liked it either way. What a
great name for a pig, fora big Albert Einswine. The pig had
gotten out of custody and the copswere called to the scene, and they
(05:43):
said that the officers it took hima while to apprehend him, and they
took a picture which they posted aFacebook, which is pretty freaking cute.
He wouldn't think that pigs were fast, but I think they're pretty fast,
and they thought it was funny pigswith pigs. Oh, I didn't even
get that. That's what they weresaying. I'm not calling them that.
No, I hated that. Idon't know why people started doing that.
I even did a slogans, let'ssee you don't like cops. Next time
(06:08):
you have trouble, call a hippiesomething like that. Yeah, who lives
in a pineapple under the sea?Square pants? Well, the next super
Bowl is going to be taking placein bikini Bottom. Nickelodeon is going to
have a special edition of this year'sSuper Bowl. The NFL has partnered with
(06:29):
CBS Sports and Nickelodeon to present akid's focused super Bowl that will air on
February eleventh of this coming up year. Is it like the Puppy Bowl?
Is it real or is it justto be amusing? Have you seen any
of the Nickelodeon versions of the footballgame yet? No, I'm not.
They're pretty epic. It's got allthese different graphics and the players so like
basically a player could be a SpongeBob. I don't know how they do this.
(06:51):
I don't understand what the technology is. But it'll be the real game,
but it's for kids, so youwon't see the players you'll see animation.
Okay, I'm all about this.I don't even fully understand. I
don't even fully understand football, butI will watch this. Big News of
the day is brought to you byGoldburg Jones Divorce for Men one eight hundred
Divorce or online Goldburg Jones dot com. Well, Danny Bannaducci has an opinion
(07:13):
on family heirlooms, and no,he is not talking tomatoes. Is he
saying about it? We'll find out. It's Danny Bonaducci's take next on one
or two point five. K's okay, the classic rock station, The Danny
Bonaducci and Sarah Morning Show. Pezweird. He's a nerve. He's Danny
Bonaducci's takes. Here's my take onfamily heirlooms. And I don't mean the
(07:33):
tomatoes anyway. I'm proud of myItalian heritage, and I think those DNA
twenty three and me things are supercool. I love hearing stories about my
my grandparents and even my great grandparents, But I have mixed emotions about family
heirlooms. They're usually at least minorlycool old items you have a huge obligation
to keep. In my case,it's a giant gothic set of thrones.
(07:57):
I swear I have thrones, twoof them. It's been my responsibility to
make sure these things stay in theBonaducci family forever, which means I've been
carding these things around for at leastforty years now. They don't exactly scream
seattle, so I've been storing themin the garage. And anytime I ask
the other Bonaduccies if they like thethroves, they always say no, they're
gigantic, but make sure you keepthem in the Bonaducci family. Air Rooms
(08:18):
are cool, they're fine, butthey can also be a huge asshole.
And that's my take on family airlooms. Tip kz Akta class rock station,
where we are playing the game thathas swept our Nation almost completely clean.
Peter Piper picked a peck of chilipeppers. This game has given you the
chance to win tickets to see theRed Hot Chili Peppers May thirty first at
the Gorge before you could even buythem. Now. To win these tickets
(08:39):
before they go on sale, youjust need to pick the pepper from our
clue. Our contestant is going tobe Chris in Linwood. Hi, Chris,
Hi, are you ready to play. I'm ready. This is a
clue just for you, Chris,and you need to be able to pick
the pepper. Name this pepper towin the tickets. Are you ready?
(09:00):
I'm ready? I think I alreadyasked you if you're ready? Are you
ready? Now? Are you ready? Now? Here we go, Chris.
Peter Piper picked a peck of thisparticular pepper. We think it's the
hottest pepper ever, but we don'tactually have a Schoolville rating for it yet.
Made up of four different peppers thatformed together in Los Angeles in the
nineteen eighties while they were still inhigh school. They've gone on to worldwide
(09:20):
acclaim and an induction into the Rockand Roll Hall of Fame. Chris,
can you name the pepper that PeterPiper picked? Oh, let's see,
it's the hottest pepper. What Ithink you might be over the hottest pepper?
(09:43):
Chris, I think you're over Ithink you're overthinking what I'm asking here?
Can you name the pepper from theclue that I just said? I
made up of four different members,four different peppers that formed together in Los
Angeles while they were still in highschool. Can you name these peppers?
Four different peppers that make up onepepper. They're in the Rock and Roll
(10:05):
Hall of Fame. That's for me. Chris uh on hance again, Chris,
you have taken too much time.You do not know the answer,
and your mind's going to be blownwhen you hear it. Jake is in
Kent, do you have the answerfor us? Is it a chili pepper?
(10:33):
What kind of chili pepper? Jake? Oh, they're the Rock and
Roll Hall of Fame. What areyou winning? Tickets to? Jake the
Red Hot Chili Pepper? Wow?Congratulations, you are correct. My goodness,
Jake in Kent, you have wonyourself tickets to see the Red Hot
(10:56):
Chili Peppers, the band that formedthe nineteen eighties while they were still in
high school. What do you know? You want the tickets to see the
May thirty first at the Gorge Amphitheatercourtesy of Live Nation and tickets go on
sale at ten am today through ticketMaster. Next, Oh, my goodness,
Danny Banducci life coach Janelle in Seattlewants to talk with Danny. She's
been dating a guy who never picksup the checks. She wants to know
(11:18):
if this is a red flag Danny'sgoing to set her straight after music from
stp one on two point five KazyOkay, Seattle's classic rock station. Sandy
Manatucci Live Coach, Sandy Manatucci Live, Cony Bananucci Life Coach. He is
here for you no matter what yourproblem is, no matter what you're facing,
Danny can help you. And ifyou want Danny's help, just email
(11:39):
Life Coach at Kazoka dot com.Here's Janelle in Seattle. Hey Janelle,
what's up? Hi? How areyou very well? Thanks for asking?
What can a life coach do foryou? So? I've been dating this
guy for almost six months, andwhenever we go out for a date or
to the bar and hang out andstuff, he's always asking for separate checks.
(12:00):
And listen, I don't mind payingyou know, every now, every
now and again and stuff. Butshouldn't one of us be like picking up
the check, you know, nowand again and stuff? Is this a
red flag? Here's some unwritten rulesabout dating and girlfriends and boy friends.
Here's one you've heard before on TVor stuff like that. The third date
equal sex. I don't know ifI agree with that or not, but
I'll say something the second date deservesis Hey, man, pay my bill.
(12:22):
We're got, we're dating. Imight debonulator pay the debt. Well
does he make a lot more moneythan you? Yeah, pretty much.
Well, I just I can't understandwhy he's not playing that. I would.
I would not even have the guts, I understand. It's one one
time I go, hey, man, why don't we split the check?
You have a job. That's fine, that's nice, but a thing that
you even got. You're going outfor six months and this guy says,
(12:43):
hey, give her her half abill. No, there's a giant red
flag. How do you go outwith this guy for six months and he
doesn't pay the tab? Like I'vebeen dating myself the whole time. You
know, I date myself and isoftentimes enough, if you know what I'm
saying. But that is not thepoint. The one is I don't The
point is I don't like this guy. I don't even understand this guy.
It's one of those responsibilities like thisis not current, but back in the
old days, you'd walk off acurb or something there to be a puddle,
(13:05):
and the Knight in Shining Army wouldput his jacket down so you could
walk over it. What kind ofguy doesn't pay his bill. What kind
of guy? Because there's lots ofthings that after six months, I'm assuming
you do for this guy that hethinks are really great, but they're not
your responsibility. Your responsibility is tobe a nice and honest person that has
a nice sign with this. Ishe your boyfriend yet? You know?
(13:26):
I think so? It's been sixmonths? Yeah, well does he think
so? Does he think you're hisgirlfriend? Does he introduce you as his
girlfriend? Yeah? I mean,you know, he just says, this
is my lady. Well that's close. I will accept he's not paying if
he's not a gentleman. This guyout till I'm gonna make up his name,
Steve, Steve is no gentleman.I like you. It's weird that
(13:46):
he's not doing that. You knowwhat else he's doing or will easily do.
Why his girlfriend comes out and paystheir own bill. He'll cheat on
you, He'll lie to you.This guy's not a gentleman. Dump this
guy like a hot rock. Findanother boyfriend, find another guy, and
he pays his bill. He's charmedto go out with you, so he
pays the rent by buying your dinner. I don't like this guy. I
do like you. I would saydump him like a hot rock. In
(14:09):
that, my friend, is whyyou called the life Coach. Thank you.
You're more than welcome. Dear.I'm sorry about this guy, but
it's a lot of guys and I'mnot making any kind of joke here.
A lot of guys suck. Wecan't be trusted. Yea will lie,
we'll eat your food and will dateyour girlfriend. Men are bad, bad
news. What you got to dois get the best one you can get,
and that's not this guy. It'sthe next guy. And thank you
(14:30):
for calling the Life Coach. Thankyou so much, Daddy, have a
good way. You're welcome. I'lltalk to you again. And don't really
this is not the guy. DannyBonaducci Life Coach. He's always available on
email Life Coach at kzyoka dot com
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