Danny Bonaduce's Final Show Part 2 12-15-23 Hour 2

Don't miss the last ever Make Danny Laugh and Danny's farewell!

Episode Transcript

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It is Danny Bonaducci's final show hereon CAZy Okay twelve years in Seattle.
Danny, it has been absolutely amazing, and a lot of people have been
calling eight hundred and two five twofive wanting to talk with you. Are
you ready to take some calls?Whatever you got, I got it.
Crazy Mary is calling, Hey,Crazy Mary? What's up? Darvin?
Hey, I decided to have acold today, So I sounded just like

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you. Oh, I thought yourelaxed. That's what this voice was.
Yeah, it sounds just like whenyou called me on the hospital phone when
I took my neck and got adeep guy and or got hit in the
head by a tree, as youlike. Here's how we met crazy Marry
because I don't know what she wascrazy before we got talked to her.
But I watched this one on thenews. She's driving down the freeway and

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it was had a huge pine tree. I think it was a pine tree
just falls over answer right in thehead. I thought that was an amazing
event. It was a cottonwood,But who cares, No, that's a
very boy. Was a cottonwood.Cottonwood doesn't sound like it would hurt as
much. Hit by cor crashed hercar. It's smashed, Crazy Mary.
She was in the hospital and shemissed the Kansas concert. What it was
you wanted to take care of herand she has become a lifelong friend.

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Now, she's a great And Iremember watching her on the news and said,
I'm gonna call that girl. AndI went to my boss and I
said, she missed Kansas. Whatare we gonna do for this woman?
He gave me like a handful oftickets to give her to go to Kansas.
And you enjoyed the show? Yeah, I enjoyed this. I went
to see the Eagles in replacement ofKansas. But then I did see Kansas
and they had me backstage and Igot to meet all of them and everything.

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And so because of you, thankyou for my fifteen minutes. It's
a fame. It's not over yet. You're on the radio right now,
So Crazy Mary, see you,Crazy Mary. Yeah, I'm gonna embellish
that story. A pine tree soundsway more painful than a cotton tree.
Who's a cotton tree? Whatever hitsyou, but love to you. They're
crazy Mary. David Port Angels,You're on with Danny Bonaducci, her dabe

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Hey Danny, Hey, I wantedto thank you and Sarah, we can't
say get there. For all theyears you've entertained me on my long drives
from Fort Angeles to Seattle. Idid a lot of early morning drives and
you kept me awake so much sothat I was almost laughing and fell off
the road many times. You didn'tbreak your head. Wife, also,
No, I'm fine good. Iwant to give you a partying gift.

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I have a brand new in thebox, Rock Them, Sock Them Robot
No Way sixty five. Wow.And Danny, I've had this in my
family. I love this game,and I know you and I are about
the same age, and we loveour toys and especially boxing, and I
want to send this to you.I'll work it out a way to send
it to you somehow and maybe keeppracticing your boxing. I will well.

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No, I can't get hit anymore. I got a shunk in my head
like somebody hitting. I'm showing toshow right now. If somebody hit this,
I don't know if I would dieor what happens, but I'm just
not taking a chance. Wow,A long time CAZy okay er Gary Crow
is on No Way, Gary Crow, what's up Danny. Danny, it's
crazy, Gary, how are you? I'm good, buddy, how are

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you? I got hit by afifth of Jack Daniels once in the head.
But that's a whole nother story.So you know what, Gary,
people are calling up and telling mevery very nice stories. But I'll tell
you I'm leaving after twelve years.Gary, you were on the air for
twenty five years, weren't you.Let's see radio. I was fifty three

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years. Fifty three years. Wow? So what are you doing these days?
What's paying the rent man? How'sthe one he's retired? Oh that's
right, Well he doesn't mean he'snot working. He's the voice of the
EQC. I know. And Gary, as much as we love you,
we want to know if you've gotsome favorite memories of your time with Danny
Bonaducci. I remember when Danny wasthrilled that I bought my wife a assault

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rifle for Christmas. Did you everget amy one? No, we have
not got that. But there's afunny sentence. You know, I bought
my wife. We all bought yourwife. By the way, how is
she she's doing great? Man?Sends her love and and she'd send you
a pumpkin piere. She could.That's fair enough, man, as long
as you got Gary Crow man along. You know, I've been here

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twelve years and I'm leaving because ofa health events or something like that.
Gary crow has been in radio fiftythree years. Right on, I just
think, man, no more gettingup at three in the morning to do
it. You're going down to PalmSprings, right yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's for at least for the winters. Yeah all right, cool,

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that's where the Seattle Mafia radio Mafiaretires. I got a lot of friends
down there too, Yeah, nokidding. One of my favorite stories about
you was when we first met.I said, how bad did it get,
you know, before you went torehab? And you said, I
had to kick a guy out ofmy dumpster. Yeah, you said,

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I flipped up the top and therewas a guy in there, so I
had to throw him out. Ilove that story, and also the story
about when Moe and I took youto the Metropolitan Grill and more arranged for
them to give you your favorite dessert, which was bread pudding. It is
that, yeah, yeah, AndMillie Cyrus was there that night, and

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everybody was coming to you though toget the autograph, and I thought that
was a beautiful more famous than myass, and I can do this.
This is some great radio. Yeah, just sticking my tongue outside. I'm
getting a laugh. What the hell? Well, Gary Crow, it's awesome
to talk with you. Parting wordsfor for Danny. This this is it,

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this is his final show here.Wow. Hey, hey Danny,
I love you, man, andI know you're going to enjoy retirement really
and just take it nice and easyand enjoy your time off, man,
because you've certainly earned it. Righton. We send you much love,
man. God bless you now thevoice of Casey Okay for twenty five years,
Gary Crow. Thanks man. Yeah, we're gonna take one last call

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right now, and that is aChristie and Seattle who is calling from Motley
Zoo. Hey, how are Christy? How are you cut your cat?
Dude? I am. I'll tellyou this right now. I got these
two wonderful one wonderful cat and onekind of cat that kind of sucks,
but I deliver it. But it'sMotley Zoo. Right. If you're dying,
if you want to take care ofa pet, call up Motley Zoo.

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I appreciate my cats. Are doing. You want know what I did
to one of my cats, justbetween me and you. I got Pearl.
I got her the lion cut.It's hysterical. Cat run around,
a little boots, no hair,what's but boots? An little Fodor thing
on the front. Hysterical. Sohow are you doing? Oh my god?
I us a picture. I will. We just wanted to say thank

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you for your support, and wewish you the best in your retirement and
we hope you get lots of thekitty time and all the good feels that
they can bring you. I gota cat lady watching my cats while I'm
here right now, and she's olderthan me and just had her knees replaced.
She can't catch a cat's but Ihad to have someone because I love
my kiddies so much. Hey,thank you very much for the call.

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In the kind word, Christy.Motley's is a great organization. How can
people find you if they would liketo adopt a pet? Where motley Zoo
dot org and all the intro ison there, and we need fosters and
we need money. All right,one great organization. Thank you very much.
I'm glad you called. Thank youfor the call. Christy. Well,

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Danny, we have got Joe Landoon the phone for you. Joe
Lando, who I hope you can'thear me. He's so handsome. He's
so handsome. I was looking athis bio just the other day. That's
you know what it was. Idon't think the show lasted long enough,
because there's no way he wouldn't bethe handsomest man in the world or something
to cover people many so handsome anda great actor. Doctor Quinn Medicine Woman

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is where a lot of people knowhim from, a good friend of Danny
Banaducci. He wants to talk withyou. It's Joe Lando, Joeing joining
Danny Bandaducci's final show here on toopoint five kazy Okay The Classic Rock Station.
Why out too point five kz okaythe Classic Rock Station. Today is
the final show for Danny Bonaducci aheadof his retirement and Danny, it's been

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really fun all week long to revisitwith some of your friends and our favorite
guests who have been on the showover the last twelve years. Joining us
now is a very talented and handsomeactor and friend of Dana Bannaducci. Joe
Lando, Hey, Joe how areyou, man, I'm fantastic. How
you doing good? Good? Yousound fantastic. How's the family? They're

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all doing really well. You know, kids are grown up. Only two
are left here KATEU William. Butyou know, just good blessing. Your
kids are doing okay. My kidsare doing fine. They're international now.
My daughter lives in England and myson lives in Arizona, so they're spread
out across the map in Arizona.Yeah, yeah, here go Arizona.
That's why you know what I forgetthis? Did I go to your wedding

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or just your No, I wentto your wedding, right, my wedding,
dude. Yeah. It was atthe Phoenician where there was there was
fireworks. It was a big deal. It was a yeah. And when
you were in Phoenix. I hadto think of a story I wanted to
tell folks about you, and ithas to do with the radio because a
lot of the stories I have overthe years. I met you when I

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was eighteen, when I first movedout of Chicago to LA and my girlfriend
went to school with Danny at thisthis ridiculous place called cal Prep was for
like rich kids and child stars.There was like Danny and Michael Jackson and
all the Jackson kids there and mygirlfriend went there and that's how I met

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Danny. And then fast forward yearslater, he's doing radio in Chicago and
you you were. I remember goingto see you in Chicago. You were
living I think in Barrington, right, Yeah, yeah, a good how
and a half drive was sucked.I didn't think that out. Yeah,
you lived as far away from Chicagoas you possibly could, but on the
edge of civilization. Then you youwere in Arizona and you were huge in

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Phoenix and you were Yeah, itwas It was great. And at about
the same time that's when my careertook off. I was on Doctor Quinn
and the show just really blew up. So it was great to be famous
with you because you were the famousperson when I first met you and when
I was watching you on TV,you know, or basically about the same
age. So I always wanted tobe Danny, and now I am hanging

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out with them. So you invitedme to be on your morning show.
It was like a Thursday. Iwas gonna fly out the Phoenix to the
show on Friday morning, and that'sfun. The weekend come back because I
went to Phoenix a lot like Igot married, and so I show up
on Thursday, and the publicity departmentknew about it. We had to like
officially book it. You probably doyou remember anything that me doing your show

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in the Phoenix whole thing. Yeah. So I end up there and and
CBS pays for me to fly outand everything, and I take my girlfriend
with who's not my wife, andand it's great. We go to dinner,
and after dinner we go out tosome like like a denim and diamonds
kind of a place. It wasa snore. There was people there,

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but nothing was going on. Andat that point we had been you'd brought
a date with a blonde girl namedGretchen. Yeah, I've never met before.
Yeah. So at one point Igo to the bathroom. You follow
me in there, and guys nevergo to the bathroom together. So I'm
wondering what's going on, And yougo, Hey, what do you think
about Gretchen? Oh? Yeah,she seems nice. You know, Uh,

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Kirsten's getting along with her. They'reheading it off. That's great,
And he goes, yeah, wellI married her. Yeah yeah, on
a date. And you know,I'm like, how do you know you
met her through work or something.You just went on one date, and
in order to sleep with her,you have to marry her with her yeah,
yeah, yeah, she's I won'thave such with you unless we're married.
And she's pretty, she seems nicethat it seems like a reasonable request.

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Yeah, and you did that,And I just remember looking at the
thing in the year and I wasthinking, this is this is crazy,
you know. So we decided,well, that was perfect excuse for us
to have some real fun. Andwe went out into the bar and started
celebrating your nuptials by drinking these thingscalled MINDI ratios. Oh yeah, and
they did yeah, oh yeah.They kolua with vodka and soda water on

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top and you sip it with astraw really quick, really quick, and
so this is yeah. We dida bunch of those, and we're dancing,
having fun, and more people areshowing up and people this is before
social media, so people are gettingon the phone, calling each other and
saying, come on down this placeis Danny Bona Ducci's here, and that
guy's inm that TV show and baband we were taking pictures and people were

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buying the strengths and we were likeKings. We're having a great time until
four in the morning, when wegot like kicked out of the place and
you had to do the show atlike six, yeah in the morning or
something. You start, and Ithink I was coming on around seven or
so, and they had booked mein a hotel that was right near your
studio to make it easy and everythingright. And so I go back to

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the hotel with every intention of gettingup and coming down, and I had
two you know, wake up calls. I member slept through the first on
the second one. The third onecurtains kicking out of bed, saying that
Danny's producer's calling and they need youto you know, they're ready to come
down to the show and should theysend somebody, And I'm like, yeah.
I crawled out of bed into thetub. I don't think I took
my clothes off because it hurts sobad, and I filled up the tub

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and I laid there and you calledback again and I said I can't come
down. Then it was during acommercial and You're like, I'm coming to
you, and so you came andyou do you remember any of this?
And you did the interview from thebathroom. You're sitting on the toilet.
You brought that show, Oh itwas brilliant. And I'm sitting in the

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tub to my clothes and you know, people are calling in from the night
before that have been with us,and there's all these people asking questions about
the TV show. And I'm lookingat you, thinking you're acting like nothing
happened to us. You know,you didn't miss a beat, And all
I could do is think I wantto drown myself. That sells it up

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with Danny, doesn't it, though. You're like, do you remember He's
like, I was drunk the wholetime. If anything, Danny, you
have got the constitution of a horse. I mean, nothing takes you down.
Oh no, but I don't evenknow how much horses drink. And
then I get back to LA andI'm like Monday, I'm at work and
I get a call from the headof the studio, Jessin Gant, He's

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the head of CBS. He callsme up and goes, hey, Joe,
Yeah, publicity parties kind of youknow, upset this thing. I
ended up in the National Inquirer becausethey've had blacks and levels. There was
the partying, there was the unexpectedmarriage. You know, and it was
just the craziness. Of course,there was the bathtub and the bathtub.

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Every day with you that I haveknown you has been a treat. And
I'm not just kidding. I willtell you this. I've known Joe so
and by the way, Chicago,where I lived for years, really beat
me up one time because I said, you know, I've known Joe forever.
I knew him from high school andpeople call him I said, he
didn't to high school in Los Angeles, he went to high school in Chicago,

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which is totally true. By theway, I didn't realize i'd see
you at school with your girlfriend,and that's why I thought I knew you
from but settled down Chicago. Iknow Joe from high school. But also,
and this is kind of going awayback, I also knew you from
a restaurant where you would throw pieces. Can you still throw a pizza?
Oh yeah? I make pizza athome. I do it on Thursdays.
I make the dough and then Imake him on a barbecue now, because

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I just cranked the barbecue to likesix hundred degrees as hot as it would
get. My web and I havea stone in there, and then I
talked to pizza a little bit.Not that necessary. It used to be
kind of for show. But Iworked at a place called Sanso Pietro's and
it was I love that point.Yeah, because if you spun a pizza,
I mean, people would come tothe window. And we had a
we had a restaurant in Westwood duringthe Olympics and it would just be like

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waving girls and is great. Yes, I have a question. Yeah,
was that you or do you havea girl with you? That sounded like
a girl to me, Joe Mandasounded like a girl. My goodness,
gracious, hey, Joe, youare the absolute man. You have been

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a good friend to me for whatthirty years? Don't make me do math
thirty thirty plus thirty thirty plusures.But before I let you go, and
it's nice of you to be here, didn't you bust my nose once?
I believe so? And I alsohad a whole bunch of contusions on my
head from when we used to dothat thing with the size. Isn't that
what they're called? Oh man,we used to fight with swords, real

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swords. Oh, these are lovelystories. He tried to show me how
to do this martial arts thing thatI wasn't very good after he was you
know, you defend yourself against likea sword and used the size. And
so when it came my turn todefend myself against the store, he popped
me in the top of the head, the side of the head. I'm
like, this is not fun,but I couldn't say anything because he's staying
down the future. I don't wantto look like a No, you don't

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want to look like that. Joe. I love you more than anything.
Thanks for calling into the radio show. I love you like a brother.
Joe. Thank you very much foreverything you've done for me. Because you
know, people hear the stories aboutme being down on my luck. Well,
unfortunately they're true. I often didn'thave a place to stay. I
was often wasted when I shouldn't havebeen, and Joe always showed up for
me. Ladies and gentlemen, mybuddy Joe, Lando Nanks, Joe,

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thank you and he congratulations man,happy retirement. I wish you all the
best. Your your new bride,who I haven't met yet. I want
to see when you come out hereto you haven't met Amy. It seems
crazy forever. Wow. Yeah,well we'll have to fix this all right,
man. I love you and I'lltalk to you soon. Ladies and
gentlemen, Joe and O. Thankyou Dan, nice talking with you.

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Bye. Wonderful, wonderful. Thanksfor taking the time. Bro. Wow,
I said, Bro, how weird? Is that? Wow? Any
cute? He is adorable if youdon't know what he looks like because you're
making a big fuss over his appearance. Yeah, look this guy up.
When he was on Doctor Quinn Medicaleman, he became a star so fast.
I'll tell you this. He playedJake. I think on One Life to

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Live and I'm wrong. So Ihaven't seen the Joe in years. I'm
living in Philly with my mother.That's how bad things. I'm thirty years
old. I'm living with my motherin Philadelphia, and all of a sudden,
I see I'm at the grocery storefor some reason, and it has
a picture of Jake's biggest soap operastar in years, and I take a
good look at it. Ed it'sOrlando. When I tell people, people
go, I'm gonna go to Laand I'm gonna be a big star in
minuseid don't do it. It's likegetting struck by lightning. You're not gonna

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be you're not gonna be famous.You're gonna be a checkout guy at the
grocery store. Just live with that. And so for years, Joe he's
going to be an actor. Hemoved from Chicago, LA. That was
his thing, and I want totell him, no, you can't do
it. Joe Lando, and thenI started seeing him on TV. And
before that, before I even knewhe had any success at all, I
wanted to see a Star Trek movieand this really handsome cop runs by the

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camera and I called my friend ScottDgwin later and I said, is Joe
Lando in Star Trek And he said, yeah, yes, he happens to
me. Next thing I know,he's Sully on Doctor Quinn Medicine. So
that was who we were just chattingwith. And once again, thank you
so much. That's about two pointfive kz okay the classic rock station,
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a Union Gospel mission. Today hasbeen a bit of a tear jerker.
Has been you didn't think I wasgoing to hear that Today has been has
been. Danny Bonaduccio. You lovethat subtle, Our beloved Danny Bonaducci is
hanging up the microphone, hanging upthe headphones, heading into retirement. So
many people have called in with wellwishes and favorite memories, including one of

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our favorite clients, Bill Bivens fromCooma Dodge Chrysler. G Brahm right on,
Hey, Danny, it's still bivousto Cooma Dodge Chrysher. Jeep Brahm
just kind of reminiscing over what we'vedone over the past twelve years. There's
been thousands of toy donations to benefitSanton's Castle and the military families at Jbolmy,
over one hundred and thirty four thousandmeals. You guys have facilitated to

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get done, to rock the harvest, defeat Washington's Families, events, promo
sponsorship's charities, and the best partabout having Danny Bonozucci as our endorser is
that you were a customer before weever did business. We love you to
death. A best of luck toyou and Amy. We'll take good care
of Sarahwalls. She's here and bythe way. I was just checking the
weather forecast in Pump Springs at seventyseven, So don't forget your sunscreen.

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Best of luck to you. Ohdid you Phil Bivins or Mapal. He's
totally true. I went to thatplace and bought a car, and then
later on he became a really bigclient around here. Yes, so really
he should have paid me directly andI saved him some time. There's a
new location of a McDonald's that haspeople talking. It's in the middle of
nowhere in a field. What thisis in Quebec, Ontario, And for

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some reason somebody just put a McDonald'sliterally in the middle of nowhere, in
the middle of like a giant cornfield. Well, why that doesn't sound like
good business unless it's a nice pushfor Torres And now everyone's going to go
to this tiny little town. Yeah, I'm not going. Well, you're
retired as of ten o'clock today,so maybe you are. Yeah, you
don't know. You don't know whatI'm up to. Well, we want

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people to stay abreast of what youare up to. She said. You
are on social media, yes,TikTok and Instagram. You're at the real
Danny Vanaducci yes, I am.And on Twitter, you are at the
Dutchman. Does Twitter still exist?Oh? Sorry, X, that's stupid.
Why is your next thing to putMcDonald's in the middle of the field.

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We're all on social media. Paulon the mic Walda Magic, I'm
at Sarah Kazy okay, and Ijust posted a brand new beer blog ConA
brewing on the Big Island of Hawaii. Danny, now that you're retired,
I recommend a trip to the BigIsland. It's a fun little place.
Another news, a burglar with apenchant for stealing women's underwear has been stalking

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a neighborhood in Denver. Locals arecalling him the park Kill panty Thief.
It sounds a little chilly for grossto be out there at Nickers. He
breaks into houses and all he stealsare women's under garments. Kind of neat.
He ignores the valuables. He doesn'ttake money, he doesn't take medication.
He takes panties. You know what. I kind of like it,

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because you know, ladies, pantiesmean a lot to a young boy growing
up. I'll tell you that rightnow, and you would know. I
would know. You've often talked overthe years about your pension for women's underwear
and how sometimes you wear amis byaccident. Maybe, Hey, I'm retiring,
you could talk all day about mewearing ladies under her. I don't
care even a little bit. Well, you know, divorce can be an
expensive proposition, don't I know.It turns out some states are more expensive

(23:42):
to get divorced in than others.And Danny from experience, I think you
know the most expensive place to getdivorced, according to Forbes. I'm gonna
go with California. Ding ding dingding ding ding. See you maybe a
retiring, but you have not losta step. Oh well, thank you
for that. I appreciate it.California is the most expensive, followed by
New York, Oregon, Massachusetts,and Alaska Alaska. If you wanna,

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yeah, I'll ask you another question. Okay, the cheapest place to get
divorced is actually Kansas. Yeah,and worth it. But then you're living
in Kansas. Then you're living inKansas and you can't afford to leave because
she got all your money. Well, it's Friday. Oh I know what
that means. It's time for theFriday fun fact. Oh I love that.
What's on? Facts about our veryown Danny Bantaducci on his last day

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here on CAZy Okay. Danny wasborn on August thirteenth, which is the
same day as Alfred Hitchcock, thehandsome actor, Sebastian Stan, Annie Oakley,
and for del Castro. Well,I did not know about Annie Oakley.
I like that. Danny is anaccomplished magician, as some of you
saw throughout the years at casey Okashows. My favorite or most terrifying maybe

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was when you pierce your skin witha giant knitting needle. Yeah, right
through my face, blood everywhere.I was absolutely terrified, So you know,
I didn't really think this through thefront row looked petrified, but I
had to get through like at leastfive minutes. That what paid me for.
But it was it was neat.I liked it. And Danny is
a very talented unicyclist. Also true, I've been riding one for men well

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over fifty years. Well news isbrought to you by Union Gospel Mission.
Next, Danny is talking about bringingChristmas presents here to Seattle. Damn right.
He calls himself Danny Claus. Butwhy were there issues at the airport?
He will tell us the story nexton one O two point five kz
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I can wake up laughing there onetwo point five CAZy Okay, Danny,
it is your final show here,believe it. I'm CAZy okay and I
can't believe it either. We stillhave a lot of show to come.
We still have special guests joining theshow. We'll be taking people's calls,
people who want to say thank youand goodbye to you. We also have
tickets to see Trevor Noah. I'mnobody compared to me, but I understand

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it's going to pay the bills,so whatever. Trevor Noah, We've got
tickets to see him right now.He is going to be performing at the
Paramount Theater on March twenty fourth.If you would like to win the tickets,
call right now. One eight hundredtwo five two one oh two five.
You can call right this very second. I'll give it you again.
One eight hundred two five two oneoh two five. We're going to play

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the game no right now. Callto play and win from kz Okay Black
Sabbath on one O two point fivekz Okay The Classic rock station. Danny,
it is your final show today.I can't believe it, can you?
No? And I'm I'm a bitheartbroken. I think you are going
to have a really hard time notplaying the game sweeping the nation every day,

(26:47):
although I actually do know. Butwhat game is it? Well?
Today the game is called no.Uh. Well I couldn't miss that kind
of radio right there, No,because I would play for Trevor. Noa
right said I'd played a game calledno. I know it was a dirty
word. I'm sorry. Oh yeah, whatever, Trevor, That's what I
say. Whatever, Trevor, You'renot as good as saring me. I'll

(27:10):
tell you that right now you weren'tretiring. That's the game we'd play next
week. But right now you havea chance to win tickets to see Trevor
Noah March twenty fourth, at whatever. Trevor, something is going to be
incorrect with the clue, leaving yousaying no, oh, I got it's
brilliant to win the tickets, youhave to tell us what is wrong with
the clue, all right? Daveand Covington is our contestant. Hi Dave,

(27:33):
Hi Dave, good morning. Howyou doing, Danny. We're doing
very well. Thank you for askingyou ready to play the game. I'm
ready, all right? There's somethingwrong with the clue? All right?
Are you ready? I'm ready?All right? Dave, here you go.
Tell us what is wrong with theclue? With the words that are
coming out of my mouth. TrevorNoah hosted his own late night talk show

(27:55):
Tonight with Trevor Noah while living inSouth Africa, then became the senior international
correspondent for the Daily Show, andin twenty fifteen, he succeeded the longtime
Daily Show host Jimmy Stewart. Nonoticed something was wrong with that clue,
David Comington, Can you tell uswhat it was? I don't think he

(28:18):
succeeded Jimmy Stewart. That's my unpressure, Jimmy Stewart. I might as well
retire and do that for a living. Congratulations, Dave, Well, thank
you and all the best to you. Danny. Thanks man. I appreciate
that and all the kind words I'vebeen getting. Yeah, awesome, Dave.
You just want tickets to see TrevorNoah March twenty fourth at the Paramount
Theater courtesy of Live Nation. Ticketsare on sale now at ticketmaster dot com.

(28:41):
Now, Danny, you worked withanother very funny comedian. I DIDVC.
Trevor Noah is hilarious. But JohnHeffrin, oh man, my partner
in Detroit. Yes, super funnyguy, super funny guy, big fan
of yours. Are you ready totalk with him? I can't wait.
He's a great guy, super funny. I listen every morning. I likes

(29:02):
to wake up early. It wakesme up, said Danny Bonaducci and Sarah
Morning Show. They faking music.I like the humor on one O two
point five CAZy Okay on two pointfive KZ okay, the classic rock station.
If you are celebrating the life andthe career of Danny Bonaducci, you've
worked with so many people in thepast. Do we have interviewed so many

(29:23):
people in the past, But joiningus now is somebody that you worked with?
I believe was it Detroit? I'mnot sure. I don't know who
the person is yet, John Heffrin, no way. Where did you work
with him? I worked with himin Detroit and he's a wonderful guy and
super funny. By the way,he was the winner of a last Comics
standing with some of the best comicsin the country, and my buddy John

(29:45):
Heffern pulled it off. Well,you guys worked together. He was the
sidekick to the Danny Bonaducci Show.Joining the show now is John Heffrin.
Hey John, how the hell haveyou been? Good morning, Danny and
everybody. How are you, guys? I'm for one and very good,
although I'm freaked out a little bitby the fact that I'm retiring, So
how the hell are you? Well, you know what, I'm calling you

(30:07):
from a costco so it actually feelslike I'm doing it in an old school
like call in, Like some salesdepartment made me show up here and not
pay me, and I gotta liketell everyone to get down here. And
we got some station coozies and apissed off intern who doesn't want to be
working with me. Are you sadyou're retiring from all of that? Danny?
No, I gotta tell you putit pretty right. That's the way

(30:30):
it goes right when the sales apartmentcomes in and goes, can you wake
up early on a Saturday and goto the shoe hut from two to four?
And You're like, no, I'drather not. I had to be
at some dumb bar apparents. Anyway, I'm the way here, dude.
I was trying to think of meknowing you and and the stories that I

(30:51):
had in the short time that Iworked with you. I'm just gonna I'm
just gonna bullet point them and maybepeople won't even get the full story.
Okay, good enough one Me andyour mother trying to out drink Russians in
Japan. That happened. Ye?Did that really happen, John, Yeah,
that really happened. Wow, inJapan. We were in some conference

(31:15):
center in Japan for the Olympics,and I'm I'm like only twenty something,
so I can hang missus. Vanaduccihad a bottle of vodka. There were
these Russian guys on some Russian team, and everybody was doing shots and I'm
kind of shy and I'm not talkinganybody. But then I realized I am
so drunk that I have to leave. So I kind of go back to

(31:38):
my room, fall asleep, passout. Now I'm starving. I go
back to finding bedding machine. VonReducci's mom is still drinking with these with
these large men, like three hourslater. It was insane. Okay,
So there's that great story. That'salways with me. Then there was a
time we went to a match Boxtwenty concert here in in Michigan, and

(32:05):
we're in a Matt Fox twenty concert. Me and Danny are walking. Some
guy says, you too suck right, So so Danny's hears it and we
keep walking. And then Danny getsto the end of the row. We're
at this outdoor Empathisy, I'll neverforget it's Row JJ. Danny takes off
his shirt and then proceeds to challengeeverybody sitting in Row JJ to a fistfight,

(32:35):
which is weird because listen, yougo to a Matchbox twenty concert,
you think you're relatively free of fistfight. I mean, there might be some
there might be some crying because there'sa boyfriend that didn't want to be there,
But you don't think there's gonna bea fistfight or a guy taking off
a shirt. There's that one.Then there was a time where about five

(32:57):
ambulances, three police helicopters all sworeme going to a remote because a little
bit knowns to me and Leally,I'll say to anybody in the who was
at the show, a girl fakesa car accident in front of me,
gets out of the car, fakesfighting with another girl. Cops show up.
One cop falls, they say,officer down. Now we have helicopters.

(33:22):
Oh geez. And then I'm sittingin the back of the cop car
and they're listening to our show.And I just heard Vona Jucci saying he
friend ask him if the donuts donuts, that was all? That was all
before seven thirty. Then there wasanother time, and I told this story

(33:43):
a million times. Uh and thiswould this would be a good one to
go out on. Uh. WeI think this, you know how like
you have some memories in there wrong, so I could be just wrong with
you know, it was it wasthe nineties. I did a few hits
that back then, so like mybrain could be a little muddy. We're
interviewing Janet Jackson and Danny said she'sperforming at Joe Louis Areena, but she

(34:09):
was performing at the Palace of AuburnHills. So he shakes his paper and
points to matt Our, producer,and Dan's kind of pointing at it,
meaning I even know what he wassaying. He was saying, hey,
rite the right right, rite theright place down, So I don't care
him. Matt throws his hands upin that that Jesus moved that soccer players

(34:30):
do, is like, what whatdid I do? Right? So then
I no longer see Matt and Dannyanymore. Now they've taken the discussion to
the ground, but Janet Jackson isstill talking to us on the phone.
I would have Jana Jackson a question, but she would give a one word
answer, and I needed like twosentences off of her so I could see

(34:52):
who's on top of what's going onon the other side. So I go,
Janet, what's your face? Poptart? And it was a I
don't even know, hy ass?And I pushed my chair over and I
get close enough to everybody and I'mgrabbing I somehow get knocked in the back
of the head. So then afterthe show, right, I've always say

(35:14):
who did it? So at theend of the show, I leave,
I go home, and the girlwas dating at the time comes to my
house and says, what you know, why'd you buy the VCR? And
I got I didn't buy a VCRand he go, yeah, you did,
there's one right there. I go, I don't remember buying that,
and then she goes, well,what's the matter with you? I go
nothing. I just left this showand I came in. I bought uh,

(35:36):
I get you know, I guessI bought a VCR and oh,
I don't remember buying a VCR.So then we went to the hospital.
I had a minor concussion and Idon't remember buying a VCR. But here's
what's funny. Okay, this wasthe mid nineties, so Danny actually hit
me so hard. I went backwardsin a full technology because I should have
bought a DVD play, you knowwhat I mean, Like if there was

(36:01):
a little bit more weight behind it, he would have knocked you know,
back in the beta or something,you know what I mean. Yes,
By the way, if you eversee a thing of where a comedy called
this of John Heffern, I willtell you this that John Heffern won last
Comic Standing correct, John correct?Yeah, many months ago. Luckily I

(36:21):
got fired from our radio stations andthen I went on to Wayne that comic.
Yeah. Well, I will tellyou this man. I have worked
with many comic and many partner inthe morning, like Sarah for God's Stage.
But if you see John Heffern's name, buy a ticket because he's always
hysterical. John, thanks for takingtime to tell me some of those best
stories. I quit drinking but thirteenyears ago or something crazy like that,

(36:44):
and I have not punched a personin the face since then, unless it
was in the ring and they madethe bad call to fight with me.
Bad call. You should listen toHeffrin first. Hey, thank you very
much for John effern All. Youguys, those are the best stories yet.
A seedles classic rock and we'd naenough to be an anesthesiologist. Let's
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(38:15):
the classic rock station who listen onyour free iart radio ap for all
your music radio and podcast. Itis Danny Bonaducci's final show here one of
two point five kz ok. Andall week long, we have been talking
with listeners. Yeah, we've beentalking with your friends. We've even been
talking with your family. You're inlost called I love more than anything,
Thanks so much for calling in.Just so many listeners, friends, celebrities.

(38:38):
Howard Stern was talking about you.We had Dog the Bounty Hunter and
Joe Lando. We've also talked tobosses and people who had a I don't
know significance in our lives because theperson on the phone is actually one of
the people responsible for bringing you andI together back in Philadelphia. It is
Andy Bloom. No way, AndyBroom. Is that really Andy Bloom?

(39:00):
Are you there? It is reallyAndy Bloom. That's an amazing guy.
How are you, sir? I'mdoing well, a little bit of a
cold, so I sound a littleraspy kind of like you did right,
right right. I don't have toget sick to do it. So this
is not only my boss had broughtSarah and I together, which was great,
but I would tell you this.I was telling a story because I'm
a history button. For some reason, a Blincoln called up or showed up,

(39:22):
and I'm telling all my able linkingstories because I know a lot about
the guy. I turned to AndyBlum and he was, oh, I
have a drop of his blood righthere, and he did. He had
to drop a little drop of AbrahamLincoln in a pen. What's the story
with that, Andy Bloom and allthose things that you did. It's it's
it's DNA. So so yeah,we were talking and Danny was saying stuff
about a blink and I just blurredit out. Well, I have aide

(39:45):
Blincoln's DNA, and Danny, ofcourse did not believe it. And the
next day I showed up with myabe Lincoln pen, which Danny, I
don't know if they showed you,but I sent pictures of that pen.
You can post them or do whatyou like with them, but I sent
pictures of that pen so you canremember it. Wow. So that let
me ask you something. You're doingsomething new and interesting right now, are

(40:07):
you? Yeah, I'm doing alot of interesting new things. I mean,
I'm you know, Danny, I'ma step ahead of you. I'm
semi retired, but not fully.Don't we have an an appointment to do
some kind of interview with you,That's what I hope. I don't have
a time set for it, butyeah, I'm doing writing now. I
do a couple of columns weekly.One of them is a media column that

(40:30):
I do for Barrett News Media.And what I'd like to do is really
write a tribute to the terrific careerthat you have had. And uh,
you know, I don't want totake just the information. I know,
I'd like to get caught up withsome things that are going on with you
currently and your future plans and writea column that would come out Monday morning
on Barrett at Barrett News Media.All right, do me a favorit.

(40:52):
I'm gonna play on Hold. Let'sget all your information so I can call
you after the show. Would thatbe cool. Let's set that up.
But before I let Andy go,let's let's see if Andy's got some memories
of Danny baraduci or Philadelphia you wouldlike to share. I've got a couple,
Danny. First of all, Iwant to make sure of one thing,
you know. I want to makesure that you're set and you're not
going to have to go back tomalls and do Partridge in a pear tree

(41:14):
to make a living for five hundredbucks. I'd do it right now.
I'll come the mall, I'll sitin the tree, whatever you want to
do. I'll dress in red homeor whatever it was that I used to
do. But don't cut out DannyPartridge that para tree from my that's I'm
going to make a living after this, Okay. I was worried that that
that might be how you have tomake a living, But now I've got
I've got I've got a lot ofDanny memories and I'll give you, Sarah.

(41:37):
I want to give you the favoritebit that that that Danny did while
we were in Philadelphia together, andmaybe you'll remember it, Sarah. I
don't remember how this came up,but I think it was a mind over
matter bit. And Danny said hecould walk across a gauntlet of mouse traps.

(41:58):
And so the producer the time Metroset up about an eight foot long
gauntlet of mouse traps that were allset, and Danny walked across them barefoot,
and he didn't miss them. Imean they were going off on his
feet, on his toes. Hisfeet swelled up like two ham hawks.

(42:22):
And by the way, you know, a lot of people called up old
bosses and stuff like that have calledup and said, you know what I
admire about Danny is how long hecould work. And the thing is,
I've had more than one boss.I mean, you cannot work seven days
a week. You have to takeaway because I didn't want to. You
want. I'm gonna go live inmy car again, and you guys will
pay me to joke around. Hey, Andy, thank you so much calling
because that's a good story. That'sthat's a good story. Walked over mouse

(42:45):
traps in his underwear. I rememberthat one very clearly. I remember Danny
piercing his ears because he lost abet and he pierced the ears with a
what do you call it, anail gun? Nail gun? I remember
that one too, Danny, youhave had time for one more? Yeah,
anything for you, Andy Biden.So, so this goes to the
you cannot work harder than Danny Bonaducci. So, and this one came from

(43:09):
the top. This one came fromthe CEO of CBS Radio, which is
where we were working at the time. It came from Dan Mason, who
was the seat and he wanted totake advantage of the greatest thing for people
who have not met Danny. Asgreat as he is on the radio,
he's better when you meet him inreal life. And nobody works harder than

(43:34):
Danny. So so Dan's idea atthe time, the million Man March was
going on, and Dan's idea wasto do the million Man handshake, and
he wanted Danny to shake the handsof one million people in Philadelphia, which
you know, it's kind of hardto do when you consider that the city
is really about five million people.Okay, So we did it. And

(43:58):
when Danny shook your hand. Hegave you a card with the number on
it. I remember to this day. In my wallet is the card that
Danny gave me, which he signedand has the number one on it.
I was one out of one note. I don't remember how high that got,
but I still carry that card andDanny, I sent a picture of

(44:20):
that card, both sides of it, to your producer, so you have
a picture of that card, whichis a little tattered after whether it was
two thousand and nine, so it'sbeen fourteen or fifteen years. But I
still carry that card to this dayto remember A what a great guy you
are and B you're the hardest workingman in show business. And thank you

(44:42):
so much all thes and the jobyou know that started at all. Thank
you Andy Bloom. Andy, thankyou because we would not be sitting here
today if you hadn't had the gutsof the vision, the guts of the
vision to take on Danny Banaducci andthen me. We really do appreciate you
Andy. Thanks Andy, Sarah,Sarah, the show really took off when
you came on. Many hugs andkisses to Amy, and I'll look force

(45:04):
talking to you when you get offthe air. Yeah, when you hang
up, I'm gonna tell a coupleAndy Bloom stories them all good? Is
the guy's a genius that you're AndyBloom News. You're minutes away from a
chance to win tickets to see defLeppard and Journey September fourth at t Mobile
Park. We'll be playing our triviagames Smart Kiss in moments. But first
I want to tell you about thecomedy Festival. Netflix is a joke.

(45:24):
This is a big deal each yearthat they've done it, and the shows
are going to be all in LosAngeles, three hundred of them, tons
of different celebrities and funny people likeChris Rock, Jerry Seinfeld and Seth Rogan
and Bill Burr and Tom Brady.Tom Brady, I'm Brady. I never
knew that guy was funny. Iguess we're gonna find out. We will.

(45:47):
So they're going to be filming theseperformances and comedy shows which they will
later air on Netflix. We willfind out if Tom Brady has comedic chops.
Wait to see that. The DannyBonaducci and Sarah Morning Show one O
two point five kzy Okay, theClassic rock Station. What's on the big

(46:08):
screen? Why not ask Waldo,Danny, it is our final movie reviews
with Waldo. No I expect tofly into town just to hear them once
well, Danny's favorite actor, Timothyshallow May, is starring in the big
movie opening up this weekend, whichis Wonka, So of course we had

(46:28):
to include Waldo's movie reviews just becauseyou're on pins and needles waiting to find
out about this movie. I actuallyI am, but only so I can
find you know. I made alot of fun of him over the time,
and I've actually never seen him doanything. He is a really good
actor, That's what I am.I thought he was really good in Dune,
But how is he in Wonka?Waldo? What does Rotten Tomato say?
What a way to do the lastmovie reviews with Danny. This favorite

(46:51):
actor, Timothy shallow May in Wonka'sOrigin Story. It's actually pretty good eighty
four percent fresh. Wow, howis that even possible? Sorry, Danny,
put on the shirt. You don'teven have chest hairs yet. For
God's sake, have you seen hiscologne? Ads? No, I have
not, as you're trying to beall sexy like Johnny Depp. Exactly like
Johnny Depp. It's all Johnny Depp. Yeah, he he just looks too

(47:15):
young. And I know he does. I know he's an adult, but
he just doesn't He's not sexy.He is not sexy. Apparently he's too
sexy for his shirt sexy for hisshirt sexy. It is out time for
you had to call to win ticketsto see such an epic show. Daf
Leppard, Journey and Cheap Trick Altogether, September fourth at T Mobile Park.

(47:36):
Danny, are you ready to playSmart Kiss? I am ready. Give
a call one eight five, callright now, All right, now,
play smart Kiss and win from oneof two point five kzy okay, the
classic rock station. Are you smart? We mean Sarah Smart. Be your
chance to be smartcas Smarts, youwin the title, and you win the

(47:58):
tickets. You're gonna win tickets seatdeef Leppard and Journey with Cheap Trick all
together, September fourth at T MobilePark, with the tickets courtesy Live Nation.
Before you can even buy them tickets, going said this morning, ten
am your ticketmaster, Danny, canyou believe those three are all in the
same bill. No, that's ashock to me. I was very surprised
when I heard. I thought itwas a mistake. Actually right, that's
a big show. Daf Leppard JourneyCheap Trick all together. Smartacus works like

(48:19):
this. You're gonna get three triviaquestions. You need to get two of
three correct in order to win thetitle of Smartacus, and the tickets are
contestant is Patricia and Tacoma. Hey, Patricia, how are you good?
How are you doing very well?Thanks? I'm a little upset that I'm
retiring. I had no idea thiswas going to happen, but now you're
playing Smartacus. Right, yep.What happens if she wins what she get

(48:40):
she gets the tickets to see thatbig show. Daf Leppard Journey Cheap Trick
at Tmobile Park September fourth. Patricia, are you ready for your questions?
Yeah, you need to get twoof three correct, Patricia, Here you
go. The album Hysteria from defLeppard featured a hit song about love doing
what violent act? Ow? Oh, come on? Oh the fight?

(49:07):
No burn? Which is your answer? Come on your habit? I'm thinking
you got it? What is whatburn? Ah? You're so close.
Danny's familiar with a love that burns? M Yeah it was all right,
Patricia. You can still do it, but you gotta get these next two
correct. Mass hysteria famously occurred insixteen ninety two when an entire town was

(49:29):
convinced it was full of witches.Name this town Salem Massists. Yeah,
you go, Tricia, because everybodywas got high on LSD that came from
rye bread. I remember that atschool. You remember that I was born
in sixteen twenty or whatever the hellit is. Patricia. You ready for
your final question. You can winthe title of smart guts in the tickets

(49:49):
if you get this one right hereyou go. Cornflakes cereal was said to
be made to quell women's hysteria andtheir sex drive. What cereal maker brings
us corn flakes? Kenerl mill ohMan, I thought she was right there.
I am so sorry, Brian andSeattle. She she kind of narrowed
it down for you because she gotone of them correct. The album Hysteria

(50:14):
from Deaf Leppard featured a hit songabout love doing what violent act Brian bits
Love bites. Next time you calla radio station, put your windows up,
Brian, guess what you are?I am Smartgus, you are smart?

(50:36):
I guess right on man, LoveBites Salem and Kellogg's brings us cornflakes.
Brian, Congratulations, my friends,thanks man, thank you, thank
you Danny for your radio host man. I will miss you. I'll miss
you too. I miss all thecars. I can't believe that people are
going out of their way to singsuch nice stuff. Congratulations, Brian,
you have just one courtesy of LiveNation, You're going to Deaf Leopard Journey

(50:57):
Cheap Trick Altogether at te Moable Parkon September fourth. Tickets go on sale
ten am through Ticketmaster. Congratulations.Congratulations Danny. We have been talking about
it all morning. This is yourfinal show, yes on Kazy okay.
And someone who wanted to come inand chat with you about that is our
boss Sarge. It's the only dayI'll actually said something nice to you,
right, But you're not an easyguy to get to know, Ladies,

(51:20):
gentlemen, our boss Sorge. Howhard, dude. I can't, I
can't. But by the way,yeah, I was. I had to
tell you that. I was justexplaining that you were in a movie with
Luke Skywalker with one of our genz ers on stuff. Oh my really
wow? Yes, when she shejust she said, now she thinks you're
really cool all right, right,man, wish just stops that with me.

(51:43):
Uh luke, Skywalker or Elvis?What story would you go with?
I would go with Elvis. Getpeople go no way, dude, man,
I like, hey, I wason the party trave when your mother
used to love me. Oh Ibecame home. But you know I worked
with Elvis. But and that stopsthe conversation. You worked with Elvis,
so kind of you and it waskind of a cameo. I was watching
it the other day. Really,Yeah, there's a YouTube video out there.

(52:05):
There's a YouTube video for everybody,you know. I started searching your
name and it's like, which videois a great Like, there's so many,
but I found the one where itwas from the Elvis movie. How
many instruments were you playing? Ibelieve, And that's a real question.
I believe seven because I had thimblenot symbol symbols on my knees and I'd
bang them together while playing other instruments. Yeah, I was long before the

(52:27):
partners showing I faked playing a lotof instruments, So that's it was sort
of in rhythms. So I'm kindof well, I appreciate that you keep
me employed until this very day.You know what a pleasure Danny, and
and you know, I mean,I I think, I'm I'm Sarah and
I were talking about this the otherday. I'm coming up on forty years
in this business. Was crazy,yeah, and nothing out that compared to

(52:50):
your sixty years. But but it'sit's funny because I've worked with so many
different talent over the years, andand of course when we started working together
just a few years ago, Iwas like, oh boy, yeah,
big name, long time in thebusiness, you know, just a little
radio guy. And like then Iwalk in and you're the easiest guy to

(53:10):
work with? Are that you aretruly one of the easiest guys worker.
I would tell people that all times, easiest person have worked with Danny.
I'll say this, so I reallydo appreciate everybody's been so nice to me.
But every time I would get anew job, which half a dozen
radishors, whatever it is, Italked to the to the program director,
what like, just like Sarage,here is my program director. And everyone

(53:31):
would say, listen, we don'tneed another Howard Stern. We don't want
that kind of show. I said, Man, if you wanted hours Stern
you'd get him. But I thinkthis is a very gentle radio show.
We don't you know, we don'tcross the lines very much. I've never
been fined. I have been firedfor a bunch of places, but that's
an old story. Look he look, it's the one job you haven't been
fired from. It's the fun job. I have not been fired from.

(53:52):
Him? Really do I bridge?Because the man want to the power to
do that. But being a greatboss. Sorry, yeah, she says
that because she's staying. Damn,She's say you're my favorite. I have
weird dreams about you. Sorry,now, you took it too far.
Ny, that's my name. Allright. We've got a couple of people

(54:13):
who still want to say some wordsto you, longtime listeners of the show,
like Yo and Olympia. Yo,you are live with Danny. Hey,
Yo, how are you? I'mnaked? How are you? Every
time I talked to her, shesaid she's naked. Eventually I fought out,
she's not telling the truth. She'snot naked. But here's what she
is. She is a listener whooften drove up here from Olympia. Yes,

(54:34):
at the break of dawn. Sothere's a lot of reasons we love
Yo and Olympia. So what's goingon today? Yo? What do you
got for us? Well? Ijust wanted to thank you for all the
fun I have had because you know, calling into your show and meeting all
the listeners like crazy Mary and ofcourse Dory. I will tell you so.

(54:55):
I was telling Sarah this off theair. I would have never done
this in Chicago because we be andsay, remember when you touched me on
the Heinie. No, no,no, I never touched anybody on the
Heidi and the Great State of Boy, not one. And the other thing
is I've never had a drink inWashington, big that man, Joe,
and I consumed enough for you.You did you? Guys? I know

(55:15):
you could hold them up like that. God bless you. Thank you,
Yo, beg you Yo, CandyGram you're on with Danny. Hello,
Danny. I just wanted to saythank you for spicing up my life and
everybody else's life. I've loved thebanter and I sure hope you get some
nuts. And I can't blame youfor wanting to get some son on your

(55:37):
back down there in Kelly. You'rea Kelli boy, for God's sake.
Amy was telling you telling me.You know, the first words anybody is
going to say to you is says, god, you're tan. Not one
person's commented on how me. Iknow. Oh, Danny, you look
amazing your moment. Chris is callingfrom La. Chris, you are talking
to Danny Boutaducci. Yeah, Chris, Heyanny, it's good to talk to

(56:00):
you. I haven't talked to yousince you were on with Metro, but
I've been listening to you since youwent on the air with Jamie White in
La and probably the most craziest radioshow that's ever existed, which is why
I continued listening to you recording yourshow before podcast existed. I used to

(56:21):
record on tape and DVD and wasactually out at City Walk the day you
got in a batfull of rats.Oh God, stupid stuff on the radio.
The sequel to Ben was coming out, and because radio can be stupid,
no no offense there, boss,Uh, they said, Okay,
at the premie, we're gonna putyou off a stage in a glass coffin
and then we're gonna fill it witha thousand rats. And I went all

(56:43):
right, because that's what I do. Man. Oh, I got been
a couple of times, but itdidn't hurt seriously, And I think the
plague has been covered. Where waslegal on that day because nowadays they go,
you not know you're not doing that? And Philly, when I had
this very radio show, Sarah,She's just mentioned this, I pierced my
ears with a nail gun because Ilost. Yeah, yeah, I lo's
the Stanley cup on that. Yes, Philadelphia with the gun you no,

(57:07):
Chris, thanks for sharing the memories. And I mean, Danny, all
over the country. People are callingfrom places you've worked before, people who
are still listening via the iheartradiophage.They called him from Guam. For God's
right, Johnny B in Chicago,You're on went to no way, Johnny
B. I'm naked too, righton you and you and you by the

(57:28):
way, not the first job Iever had, but the real Danny Boutanucci
show. I never had that beforeI met Jonathan Ramar. He was the
king of Chicago when I got there. But I couldn't believe it. He
just went much like me. Hewent into the radio station and then just
went crazy, and they paid hima lot of money for it. How
are you, sir? No,No, how are you? My brother?
Because it's so weird. By theway, I went to your producer,

(57:49):
I just called the studio hotline whatevernot the hot line, the request
line, right, and he goes, yeah, it's going to be he
said, going to be about fifteenminutes. Call back on the button.
I called back. I got herethose lovely calls thoers who love you,
And I know why they love you, because I have never other than Sarge
work with anyone else. I heardSarge, I heard the naked Girl,

(58:13):
I heard it all. I loveit. But you are the most unique
guy. And you know, Danny, because we've had to go through this
stuff with this book about the Loopand the Loop, this Loop documentary,
they said, hey, what doyou got on the Danny Donny fight?
And what do you got on that? Which was an amazing evening. They
always forget that that Jack Brickhouse,the Hall of Fame broadcaster, was the
play by play with Leon Sphinx,who you wanted to beat the crap out

(58:36):
of, And I mean, itwas an amazing time. But I started
to look at the list of stuffonly just recently to you, and this
is my Excel sheet of things thathave been digitized over the years. Danny
in Town for Oprah Show with hookerstories. Yeah, I enjoyed the hooker
story. Wow, Johnny B.You are a legend in your own right,

(58:57):
and we really do appreciate the call. And they are writing a book
that will include you about your timein Chicago. I will tell you this
real quick because I know we gottago. But johnth Bradmeyer taught me how
to do radio all by myself,the first job I had all by myself.
So I listened to his show tosee if I can get ready,
which I can't. You can't followJohnny B. He played a game called
the Mister Ed Show, and hewould call people out of the phone book
because we had phone books back there, and hey, Steve, you're on

(59:21):
the are you ready to play theMister Ed game? And he'd say okay.
And he had these carts like inthe old days, big carts like
eight tracks or something, and hecalled people out of the radio. I
hope I'm getting the story right,and he pulled these and he timed him
out perfectly. He'd call a guyand the guy would go on, sorry,
Marian, and who is this Andhe'd push a button and they would
say, all right, I'm mistered and their actual recordings from the mister

(59:43):
Regie and if you could keep themon the phone for a minute, you
were a big winner. It wasamazing. The guy who's a legend,
he's still legend. And thank youvery much for all you've done for me,
Johnny B Well, I mean,and it really did help get your
start with Jonathan brand Moose. Ihad been a part of other people's shows
up until then, but I thinkit was that called the boss said,
no, you got to give thisguy a radio show. He's great.
And then that guy's boss, misterJimmy Castro, called up the radio I

(01:00:07):
was doing Saturday mornings and he calledup my other boss, Harry Work.
He say, is this what thisguy does? He turns on a microphone
and just yells into it matter whatI said, Yeah, yeah, that's
that's what the guy does. Well, we have a lot of people who
still want to talk with you,and what we're gonna do is make Danny
laugh. Final ever make Danny laugh, which will be happening next call eight

(01:00:27):
hundred two five two one o twofive. Right now you have a chance
to say goodbye to Danny, butalso make Danny laugh. On the final
day for Danny Bonaducci. Here onone of two point five k's okay the
classic rock station. One on twopoint five CAZy okay a classic rock station.
No that Danny Bonaducci and ceremoning showResent. Make Danny laughs. Okay,

(01:00:51):
kids done, Make Danny get agood, clean, radio friendly joke
and call this number ready one eighthundred, get a pen out for God's
sake, Old Jones. Some men. You can just call up one hundred
divorce, or you can go onlineGoldberg Jones dot com. That's so funny.
Rick Jones joins us the first Wednesdayof every month, right to take
calls, and he's awesome. Isoh you know what he just did?

(01:01:12):
He waved? Hey were that's that'sray everybody, Hey, Rick, start
and tell me I was live.You're live now, man. They look
great, by the way, it'sgood to be live. Is you look
great as well? Thank you verymuch. I've got a tan that nobody
seems to notice a great tan toolate. And I'm also thin. I
want one hundred and fifty six pounds. Where are you people with the compliments.

(01:01:34):
I'm pretty sure you've been getting complimentsall morning. That's a different thing.
We are going to get started withMake Danny Laugh? And Rick Jones
of Goldburg Jones thank you for joiningus for Danny's final show. What an
honor, you know what, alot of things aren't like the best ever,
but I'm leaving this sounds so andI can say in all sincerity,
best sponsor this show or me haveever had to be Rick Jones. I
swear to god, Wow, Ican offend people and they go in and

(01:01:57):
stop paying us money. You stop. I still be people. But now
Rick Jones is here to defend me. Well, Rick Jones, are you
ready to make Danny laugh? We'regonna get started. Am I ready to
make Danny laugh? Gosh? Haven'tdidn't my haircut? Do that? What
is up with your hair? I'mglad you brought that up. Suzannah Pacific,
you are run for make Danny laugh? Turn your radio down? Okay,

(01:02:21):
my radio was down. I thinkI think Suzann's at works his anna
make Danny laugh? Okay? Hey, how come Cinderella is so bad at
soccer? Oh? God, Ididn't. I didn't even know the woman
played. Okay, here's the answeris why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
I don't know. Tell me shekept running away from the ball Janie

(01:02:42):
Cinderella joke. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Thank you,
Suzanne for being part of Danny's lastshow here on Casey. Okay, thank
you, thank you very much.I appreciate it. Yo and Yo Olympia.
Yo. Let's ask one important question. Are you naked right now?
Of course? God bless her,God bless her. All right, So
what's your joke? Okay? Whatdoes the car I just picked up from

(01:03:07):
Les Schwab and Danny Bonaducci have incommon? God bless I don't even remember
how this joke starts, So setit up and give it to us.
They're both retired. That's a greatchildren. Obviously, she made up on
her own to give a little shoutout to one of my best sponsors ever,
Rick No Rick Jones already yet?Yeah, well, Menthia, that

(01:03:30):
was a fantastic joke. Thank youvery much. We tired, Hi tired.
Jeremiah and Seattle, it's your turnto make Danny laugh. Hey,
Jeremiah, how you been? Goodmorning? Sunshine? All right, sweetheart,
how are you? I'm excellent?What did one strawberry say to the
other strawberry. I don't know whatdid one strawberry say to the other strawberry.

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If you hadn't been so fresh,we wouldn't have gotten into this.
Jym. Oh nice, I justthought it was one joking. Then boom,
it's two. That's cute. Nicework man, Jeremiah again, thanks
for being part of Danny's last showtoday. Oh god, just sounds so
horrible. We've got Wriggly and BonnieLake. Can you make Danny laugh?
Hey? Hi, I love theshow so much. I also just happened

(01:04:15):
to be born on August thirteenth,so now I have a birthday buddy,
you, me, Castro and uhother people. Ann Oakley born on that
very day. All right, whatdo you got? Yeah? All right?
So what phone companies do Aliens usedto call? Home? Oh god,
I don't know what phone company doaliens? I used to call home
ET and t nice et one ofour longtime listeners. It's Stone or D

(01:04:45):
in Tacoma, Stone or D.What's up? What's up? Guys?
Well? Thank you very sweet andI appreciate you very much. What do
you got? So? First,why couldn't the surgeon operate on Waldo?
Well? God, I don't know. Why couldn't the surgeon operate on Waldough
because his body was so red theycouldn't see him. Oh, I remember

(01:05:09):
you called and make fun of Waldoughand it's an easy job. But you've
got it. Man, I gotanother one. Sure. Why did Waldo
get divorced? I don't know,man, Why did Walder get divorced?
His wife could never find them?Well? Cruel but all right, and
I appreciate it. All right,that's us, got a Anya and Olympia.

(01:05:31):
Anya. How are you doing,Darling? I'm good, Danny.
I'm so said that you're leaving,but I'm happy for you that you're retiring.
I mean, good for you,but I'm going to miss you.
And I just want to say,enjoyed your show and I love Sarah and
everybody in all the game. Wellyou're welcome. Okay, here's my joke.
What do you call a pile ofcats? I don't know. What

(01:05:55):
do you call a pile of cats? A Mellington out? I wouldn't be
surprised if she made that up onher Thanks Anya, bye, Anya,
Thank you fine. I told youthis before. I told you this before,
and to turn completely true story andany other city I have ever worked.

(01:06:16):
If girls I had met called upand no, no, no,
don't put that girl on the air. Out of your mind. I'll get
sued for my ex well not myex wife. Here in the great state
of Washington, I can take anycar you want while not drinking. What
do you want from me? Myronand Seattle? Can you make Danny laugh?
I'll give it a try, Dannyfurs Or, while I'm gonna miss
you. I used to listen toyou in Chicago. I lived very sorry

(01:06:36):
and comedy clubs. It went toyour book signing and everything like that.
Hi, I uh, I gotone of those jigsaw puzzles, but talk
it the other day. I mustto be pretty smart. I got it
done in a week and the boxsays two to four years. Okay,
you're the funniest time when I lovethat joke. Man, that's a good
one. Austin is in poort Orchard. It's your turn to make Danny laugh.

(01:07:00):
Okay, first of all, Austinis not import Chard. Oh it
was one of these special jokes.Man. How can you possibly be here?
If you're there? That was thejoke. This is from my daughter,
and she's too shy to say it. But What is the mouse's favorite
kind of sneakers? I don't know. What is a mountain? No mouse?

(01:07:21):
A mouse's favorite kind of cheese?Wait? Do it again? What
is a mouse's favorite kind of sneakers? Oh? I don't know, man,
what is a mouse's favorite kind ofsneakers? Squeakers? Did your young
daughter make that up? Super cute? Super cute? Jeremiah in Seattle,

(01:07:41):
you're on with Danny Boadaducci. Alright, this isn't a joke. What can
I hear a story? Yeah?Sure, baby beef though, all right,
back to old eighties nineties. Rememberfor California. No, yes,
of course I do. I wasstationaire. I wore a beret twenty years

(01:08:05):
and I asked for your autograph.I didn't have any paper on me,
so you asked, where are yougoing to put this? I took the
beret off, you signed the insideof it, and it's dear to my
heart, and basically I still havethat break. Wow. Anytime you asked
you from now on, did yousign a green Berets hat, I'll say,

(01:08:29):
yeah, man, I did that. Hey, thank you very much
your service and for calling in thesame radio show. Thanks man, Oh,
Jim and Kirkland. Sorry, it'snot Jim and Kirkland. It's j
T in Tacoma. Hey, jT and Tacoma. What's that brother?
Good morning guys. Hey, Dannythinks for twelve years of chuckles, and
I hope I'll get one out ofyou this morning. All right? Do
you know Bruce Lee's vegan brother.No, I don't know Bruce Lee's vegan

(01:08:54):
brother. You don't know broccoli?Huh? Oh? Andy and Tacoma.
We spoke to Andy earlier. Heis the maker of the awesome pumpkin pie,
A long time listener the show wherecredit is due. It's his wife
makes those pies. Oh, actuallyno, I think it's Andy. Andy.
You do physically make me? Wow, Thank you very much. Do

(01:09:15):
I grind all my own spices andeverything and make those pies just for you?
Buddy? All right, man,what you got for us today?
Well, Danny, do you knowwhat you call a karate practicing pig that
breaks sports? No? Man,I don't know what you call a pig
ate karate pig that breaks boardsports?A pork chop. Nice and gentlemen,

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Andy, thank you and thank youfor being part of Danny's last show here
on CAZy. Okay, it's makeDanny laugh. Another one of our longtime
listeners, Dories and Chicago Doris.I could not love you more, Janny.
I'm going to cry, but I'mgoing to get through this joke.
Okay, this is the very firstjoke I told you from make Danny laugh.

(01:09:59):
It's your Joe, So I'm goingto stail it once again. Nineteen
nine. You're walking down suns upRouleardark. You see you Grant standing there
talking to Dennot's weaver. Yeah,you Grant fogs on top of Dennot's weaver.
What do you today? What doyou say? Hey you get off

(01:10:21):
of a cloud. Okay, Jesusright there, Hey you get off of
my card? Oh yes, awesome, Dorrise, thank you. I think
she's crying. I am crying.Is not an easy audience. Mark is

(01:10:42):
calling from Kent. Can you makeDanny laugh? Well, I'll try so.
Uh and listen to you guys forfor five years. You're great.
Just love you Wed Morning Delivery.People love you, don't you. Captain
Danny the Pirate walks into the PirateBar. He's got a car steering wheel
sticking right out of his pants andhe goes up and says, hey,
I can give me some ale,and the barman does. He says,

(01:11:04):
Captain Danny, you've got a steeringwheel sticking right out of the front of
your pants. Doesn't that hurt?And Danny looks at him it says,
I it's driving me nuts. Okay, that's nice. That's a nice joke.
Thanks brother, Thanks, by theway, for you that don't know
Dennis Weaver play thatn actor a charactercalled McCloud. That's why she's telling that

(01:11:27):
joke. Hey, you, Grant, get off of McCloud genius. I
get it now, but she stoleit from me. I'm Granny Gail in
Auburn. It's your turn to tellDanny a good joke. Grannie Gail,
what's up? Hey Danny? Hey, thank you and Sarah for years a
great radio. I listen at youguys every morning. My joke is,

(01:11:49):
why do mermaids were seashells? Well, I don't know why do mermaids were
seashells? Because they outgrew the theshells. You go right there, Thank
you. Let's see we've got Jamesand bothel for make Danny laugh. James,
come on, man, Danny,Well, okay, hey, uh,

(01:12:12):
live long and prosper my friend.Well, thank you, mister Spock.
Okay, what do you and ArnoldSchwartzinger have in common? One thing
is I'm way more buffed than heis. So I don't know what do
you mean and Arnold Schwarzenegger have incommon? You both said I'll be back.
I get it. I just Idon't know that I'll be back,

(01:12:34):
but I like saying that for sure. My boss, the boss that hired
me, man is just going.I knew if people cared about him this
much, I'd have kept him on. Brenton Port Townsend. Can you make
Danny laugh? I'll give it ashot. What a day. I'm so
happy to be a part of it, Danny and seeing you guys are the
greatest. Thanks Brent ok to saynone of that made me laugh? I

(01:12:58):
go on, man, that wasyours? All right? All right?
Hey, what a Dale Earnhardt andPink Floyd have in common? Well,
I don't know what a Dale Earnhardtsr. No, I'm lost. Dale
Earnhardt is a NASCAR driver and PinkFloyd is an iconic rock band. What
do they have in common? Idon't know what their last big hit was

(01:13:23):
The wall. That is a finejoke. And the young man have the
balls sits out on a hard rockradio station. That was great. Oh
my goodness. John has called Ibelieve every Friday for make Danny laugh.
So I'm happy she is a partof your final show. Here, Danny,
it's Jonanhisaqua for make Danny laugh.Hey, Joseph Janaqua, what's up?

(01:13:44):
Oh I'm Danny. This has donesomething I very much enjoy about the
show. Well, well, thankyou very much. So why did the
lion cross the road? I don'tknow? Why did the lion cross the
road? You're really gonna stand thereand ask I got it? I don't
get call again, why did thelion cross the road? Are you really

(01:14:11):
going to stand there and ask himthat? Get it first? You're too
smart for the room. And thankyou. Yeah, Jo, Joe and
someone else called it every Friday,right Joe, God bless you for that
kind of support. Jeff and Shoreline, you can make Danny laugh right now.
Let's good morning, dang morning.Hey, you were on a plane

(01:14:32):
with a friend of mine named Tony. You want to shout out to Tony?
Really asked, Hey Tony, howI hope I've made my health self
because until like a decade ago,I was always drunk on a plane.
I wouldn't go down a plane ifI wasn't drunk. What's up, man?
Give me your joke? All right? Hey, have you heard about
corduroy pillowcases? No? I havenot. It doesn't sound comfortable, but
no, I have not heard aboutCorduroy was pillowcases? Toolcases? Where you

(01:14:57):
should because they're making headlines. Thejokes are pretty good today. By the
way, I'm pretty sure I cameto work this morning with those marks on
my face. Leon in Tacoma,your turn to make Danny laugh? And
Leon, what do you got forme? Hey? Congratulations? First of
all, and I'm an old friendof Steve Slayton. We went to school
together, grew up together, andgood luck for both the years. Steve

(01:15:21):
Slayton another guy who's on this radiostation for one hundred years. So if
you're out there, man, thanksfor everything. All right, now I
want your joke, ye, Danny, this is a think a man's joke.
This really makes sense. Why didthe Siamese twins move to England?
I don't know. Why didn't thoseSiamese twins move to England. The other
one wanted to drive Danny laugh onthe Danny Bunnadoujie and Sarah Morning showed easy.

(01:15:49):
Oh my goodness, that wraps upmake Danny laugh. We have got
one of our I mean, we'vehad so many amazing sponsors over the years,
but one of our longest, RickJones, has been in studio.
And Rick, we want to saythank you for joining us on our Danny's
final final day here on Okay.It's historic, it is I am so
glad to be here. It's anhonor to have it. Man. Thank

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you well and thank you for beinga part of kz okay over the past
twelve years. Yeah, people,I a should call up and ask him
divorce advice. Right now, here'sthe one thing I'd like to say.
Well, I can say a thousands, but never missus. You call up
and say my wife wants a divorcebecause she has a chicken on her head,
like most of us would do it. Well, I don't know what
to say to you. Rick wouldgo, oh, let me tell you
about chickens on your head. Younever missed, not once. It's because
I've heard it all you have heard. I have learned things from you though,

(01:16:33):
really like what what not to do? That's true, it's a broad
category. I get you and whatnot to do? Well, Danny,
the show is coming to a close. It is. It's weird. I
hate to say that, but butit is. We are coming to the
conclusion of your final show here onKZY. Okay, do you have some
parting words? Don't do anything Ihave ever done. Now you're thinking that's

(01:16:57):
untrue. That's a weird thing tosay. What a cop out, but
the don't call it station in thelast twenty four hours say oh, do
you remember the time I broke aguitar against your back? And I said,
yeah, that's very well into theBrady bunch and broke a cop it's
me Jose Kensego. Well, theydon't know if that guy knows how to
make a phone call on or something. That's the point Jose can Sego's call
him and said, yeah, Iremember the time I kicked your ass.
You did not you my am bastard. But people, I've had a weird

(01:17:17):
life. Yeah you have, Ohyeah I have. So we of course
want to say thank you to everyonefor listening over the past twelve years.
I have we said a big Thankyou to that as you know some news
lady. Do you remember her name, Carly? That was her name,
and she said, what's the worstthing about retiring? I said, I
need the money, you know,but no, I'm retiring for real today.
Thank you to our listeners. Thankyou to iHeart, thank you to

(01:17:40):
our bosses, to Mark and Richand Sarge and Maynard and everyone else who
has supported this show over the lasttwelve years. Danny, I am I'm
heartbroken to see you go. It'sthe end of an era for our listeners.
For me, I am staying,but it's just never going to be
the same without you. Mane.No, I won't be the same.
And I don't know what their plansare, but I don't know that you

(01:18:02):
need anybody else. You're great.You're great at this job. And you
know, people say I wouldn't behere about you. I wouldn't be here
without you, Sarah, I wouldn'tbe I don't even value I've come with
when I asked you. We're inPhiladelphia. I think we're live on the
air. I can't remember. Hey, so I'm going to Sarah, I'm
going to Seattle to do radio.Will you please come with me? And
you said yeah, and that's whatyou got for twelve years, and God
bless you, thank you well.And if you were going somewhere else,

(01:18:25):
I'd go with you, man,But I'm the job, Danny. Thank
you, no prom thank you verymuch. All right, it's why don't
two point five kzy okay The classicrac station