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No Sarah with the news. Thisis brought to you by Union Gospel Mission.
Well, Danny Bantaducci announced that heis going to be retiring at the
end of this week. I'm goingto be staying here Danny's final week here
on CAZy Oka before he retires onFriday, and we'll take up professional pickleball.
You know what. I'm in PalmSprings, and you know they invented
pickleball. What do you remember whenthere's a Bainbridge Island Ambridge Island? Yeah,
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man, you guys, how smartare we to invent pickleball? The
only sport I can continue to playwith the bad lungs I have. Well,
now that you're retiring, you're goingto have to start coming up with
some fun activities. Yeah, Ithink I can do that. I think
I'll be in nice you know,gray hair. Well I don't have a
gray hair on my head for thatmatter, but whatever it is, I
think I'm gonna have a very nicenot second half maybe, but you know,
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the third quarter is going to bereally, really good. And Alabama
jewelry store Robert tried to spread someholiday spirit in the form of bear spray
before getting shot and arrested. Wow, you know the bear sway stuff seems
to be real. It's supposed tobe extremely painful. Yeah, it's supposed
to be. So this woman walkedinto a jewelry store, put on a
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face mask, blocked the door,and said, happy holidays. I don't
want to hurt y'all, but Iam. And then she blasted pepper spray
at everybody. Well, she's anidiot, because like, remember I was
at it stut pepper stray. WhenI get sprayed at one of your boxing
matches, one of the boxing matches, if that was, we be around,
they go to mace somebody. Itmight have been me. I don't
remember things that clearly, but peoplein the back back rows were complaining,
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right, it doesn't just go awaywhen you make somebody. If you're doing
it indoors, you're gonna mace everybody. Well, this was also Alabama.
So she started doing the bear sprayand then someone just grabbed a gun and
shut her. Oh that's Alabama.That's you know what people say, sweet
home Alabama. That's why they sayit, because you mace everybody. The
store owner said she made a verypoor decision trying to rob us. That
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is a perfect That was nice.How confident are you that you could land
a passenger airplane in an emergency?A pastor, you're playing a big one,
Yeah, ninety percent sure I coulddo that, and Waldo, how
about you same? I definitely cando it. I think I could do
it, And turns out most peoplethink they pretty much could do it.
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Yeah, we could do it,no kidding me, Waldou. They go,
hey, then the captains had aheart attack. Move them over,
because I'm gonna land this plane.I don't want to find out, but
I think there is enough Like youput on that headset, they'll tell you
what to do, and there's enoughautomation going on that I think we could
do it. I am shocked,shocked I say that they still employ people.
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I would think it's all computers nowland you're playing? Yeah, And
like I said, I don't wantto find out, but you know,
maybe we could do a simulation.Well, I do want to find out.
You know, I got a greatjob on radio, but in television
stuff like that, I'm a bitof a has been. Still how big
a news aould to be? Hey? Man? The guy from the Partners
line put down his drink and cocaineand landed one of our plans. He's
the greatest. You are the greatest, Danny, I am the greatest.
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Cops and sacrament I have found asuccessful way to handle porch pirates for the
holiday season. Yeah, the baitpackage program. They take used Amazon boxes,
load them with stuff inside that looksgood, like an iPad or a
luxury purse. Yeah, all porchpiratey if you have all that stuff.
But then they have a hidden trackerthat alerts the cops when the box is
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moved or taken. Oh cool,cool cool. These guys, they don't
care. They're ruining holidays, ruiningfor children that got there, you know,
their matchbox, whatever it is therethey got. I think we should
arrest them and possibly shoot them.So the cops are putting these fake packages.
As soon as you steal it,they track you down and bust you
and shoot you. If you're DannyBannaducci. That you know what. They
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don't deserve any better than that.You know, you got your kids.
Lego set in there and these losersthat don't get to have a job come
along and steal. They're the grinchman. Shoot Shoot Shoot. Is that
an otter in your pants or areyou just happy to see me? No,
it's an Ever since I Mary saidI'm going to retire, I started
putting those things down my pants andthey're very fine. A tourists tried to
smuggle two otters and a prairie dogthrough the airport down his pants. Oh
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those people ready utterly stupid. Comeon, this is my fourth to the
last show. You pretend to laughand think I'm funny. This is brought
to you by Union Gospel Mission.Well coming up, Danny has a story
about going to Target and nothing goesas planned when he decides he wants to
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buy a bicycle. My God,the details. Danny shares him with us.
Next on one of two point fiveKZ Okay, the classic rock station.
Good morning, gentlemen, Good morning, another celebrity water today. That
is right away, you're five wavesout of the morning. The former Trouts
star on The Porker's Family. Nowit's a daily radio show in Seattle.
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Danny is with us right now.Danny, you were the star in the
part of Family. Hello World,Actor and current radio host on CAZy Okay
in Seattle, Danny Botta Ducci.This is the Danny Bona Ducci show me
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wrong. Never. So yesterday Amyand I were at Target. God,
I love that store, and shehad a list of things she wanted to
buy. God, I hate itwhen this woman has a list. I
veered off and found myself in thebicycle section. I've been checking out neighborhoods
in Palm Springs. Everything is prettymuch flat, a bike rider's paradise.
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I insisted that I buy a bikeright now. Now. I hate to
admit it, but I acted justlike baruk As salt. Amy told me,
I should do a little research andmake sure I got the right bike
just for me, and I shouldn'timpulsively buy a bike now. At this
particular Target, they only had likeeight bikes left. Did I listen to
the very regional advice my wife gaveme, Well, of course not.
I did buy a woman's bike.I thought the only difference was the color.
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It turns out that a woman's bikeis situated just a little bit higher,
and you sit up on a littlebit straighter. Did I buy a
mountain bike for city streets, Well, of course I did so. How
long did it take me to gethome all of two miles? And how
many times did I fall here theanswers one hour and twice now, and
why the hell does my wife seemto know everything? And why can't I
just listen? It's why don't you? Point five KZ okay, the classic
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rack station, where we are celebratingDanny Bantaducci, who just announced his retirement.
I'm sticking around, but Danny,your last show is going to be
Friday, Friday morning. Yeah,twelve years here on CAZy Okay, And
we're remembering some of the fun peoplewe've had on the show. We're remembering
moments from your life in radio andon television. And joining us now is
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somebody who you have shared the smallscreen with. It is actor Willie Ames.
Wow, Willy, How you doing, buddy? Hey, brother,
how you doing? Man? I'mdoing very well. But I'm not forced
to retire. But you know,my health went pretty bad last year,
and you know, I don't knowhow long I have left, but I'm
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going to spend it falling around,not falling around with my wife, you
know what I mean, having alovely time with my wife and seeing friends
again. It's pretty cool. I'ma little nervous about retiring. I've never
not worked or at least and workedfor work. So how are you,
Williams? I'm great. Well,you know, I've completely planned to come
darken your doorstep once again as Ihave in the past. You know,
whether you're retired or not. Right, well, I'm doing great, you
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know. You know What's what Iwas tripping out about when I got the
word that you were going to youknow, back off a little bit because
I don't think you're ever really retired, but yes, that has come up.
But all right, over the lasthalf century, you and I have
taken some pretty diverse paths in ourcareer, that's a way to put it.
What blows me away is that rightnow I think we're both living our
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best lives and I couldn't be happierfor you, man. I mean,
I really from doing eight is Enoughtogether and all of the other crazy crap
we did together. I mean,dude, I just if anybody's been an
inspiration to me, it's been you. And I want to thank you for
that. Well, thank you,buddy, really vision. We talked to
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my old boss, well, myfirst real Boston radio and he said I
actually inspired him. And I thoughtI was gonna tell a joke, but
he said with how hard you work, and I'll tell and Willy might know
this. Willie and I grew upon the cover of sixteen Maga Beat and
Tiger Beat and stuff like that,and life goes a little weird when you
grow up on the cover of magazines. And there are very few people that
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can relate to it the way Ithink it all happened. And that'd be
you. You grace those covers ofthose magazine as well as I do now
here. I am living up herein Vancouver, and every time I would
drive down to Los Angeles, youknow, to go to go have meetings
or whatever, I would call you, Danny on the I would call you
every day when I drove through thatcorridor down I five, and I would
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be like, I would like,I'd turn on the radio to catch Danny,
you know, and I'd hear yougoing on about something. I'd always
try to call in and I canget to you know, But dude,
I just I couldn't be happier foryou. I know that you and Amy
are doing great, and I've gota place that I go to out near
where I think you're gonna end up. We're probably gonna end up doing winters
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in Palm Springs and summers in Seattle. So how cool do I look that
we have? You know that I'mgoing to go to Palm Springs if I
can find a house I can afford, and Seattle if I can find a
house that I afford. Although Ialready have a little like five hundred and
fifty square foot condo there, Seattlehas been better than any other place to
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me. I've been on the airhere for twelve years and that's a very
nice run on the radio. AndWillie, you know what, thank you
so much for being available for meto talk is. I got to tell
you your and my relationship is prettycool and a little bit weird. So
thank you, Willie answer for callingin. All right? Anny, you
take care brother. We'll see yousoon, all right, man, Sid
thanks again? Uh bye bye WowWilliames, Well, maybe Danny, now
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that you've announced your retirement, yourlast show is on Friday, when you
are ready to maybe do something again, It'll be cruise ships with Willyames.
Format is enough. I've actually thoughtabout that because they pay kind of.
I actually went down, My god, this is doing my full blown has
been times right. I've got nothingto do. I have no money in
the bank, so I thought,I'll sing on a cruise ship. Somebody
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should told me him that you can'tsing. Jeff san Alano should have told
me you can't sing. But Iwent down to an open audition and I
figured they're going, oh, theguy from the party show like this is
fairly cool. And I sang Gloria, Gloria, You're always on the run
now and they said, okay,you can go. And you know who
got the job. Who's that Gregfriggin' Brady. That's who got the job.
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Well, Danny's last show will beFriday. We'll be celebrating all week
with some of our favorite memories withDanny Bonaducci right here one on two point
five kz okay, the classic rockstation, No Sarah with Me us again,
Entertainment News once again. Dave Grohltrying to show the world that he
is like the best dude ever.He took a break from the Food Fighters
Australian tour to do a good deed. He spent a few hours serving food
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at a street kitchen charity that feedsthe homeless. That's nice of them.
So he's out on tour and he'slike, yeah, get some downtime.
I'm just going to go feed thehomeless. Nice of them. He doesn't
need to be all this nice.We already know he's a good dude.
Yeah I have. But some guyslove the do the right thing that he's
one of those guys. A rarepiece of Beatles history is hitting the auction
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block. And Danny, now thatyou're retiring, I don't know if you're
going to be putting a bid infor something like this. Oh really,
what have they got John Lennon's grammythat's been so cool to have. Well,
it's going to cost you at leasta half million dollars at least,
you know. I have John Lennon'sautograph that I bought at auction. Was
it a half million dollars? No? It was. I can't even figure
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it out, but it was.It was affordable. It was still more
money than you'd want to spend ona Saturday afternoon. But wrote a book,
if you remember, And I gotthat little, uh soft cover book
and I got it signed and notbuying him right there. It was for
auction, but I got it,man, and my wife appreciates that a
lot. I didn't know what I'msaying well, speaking of appreciating Danny,
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if you want to let him knowhow much you love him and are going
to miss him after his retirement onFriday, you can say Alexis and a
talk back to Kzy. Okay,you can always call us at eight hundred
and two five two one five orleave your comments on social media. I'm
sticking around, but Danny's last showwill be Friday here on Kyziomkay, Well,
let's make that perfect clear, becausefor you know, you're the anchor
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of the show. So let's makeit perfect clear. Yes, I'm retiring.
Yes, I got real sick andI don't want to do that again.
But the love of my life saidit's not going anywhere. You can
tone on your radio next Monday andyou'll hear her lovely voice. Thank you.
Tennessee lawmakers have proposed making a popularChristmas song the state's official holiday song,
Brenda Leez rocking around the Christmas Tree. Oh that's a great tune,
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I love. And she's from Nashville. Oh that's very nice. So she
has been living there for forever.At age seventy eight, she's the oldest
woman to top the charts. Andnow they want to make this song the
official Christmas song of Tennessee. Wellcoming up. It is a brisk Tuesday
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morning here on December twelfth. You'rewondering what does the weather hold. I
will tell you. Sarah's filthy forecastis next on one O two point five
kz okay, the classic rock station. It's Sarah with your forecasts this season.
I hope this wet weather has heread share some holidays? Share?
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Have you found me a special present? Put right in my box? Have
you? Danny? Yes? Ihave? Oh? I hope it has
a big, fat, thick redboat on top. Oh, we've got
some wet weather today. Oh,my friend Vanessa says, I I build
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a fire, this will do hehSuley me. I'm just used to good
a hard food. Give me whatI know what to do with it.
I still mean a fire, bestearly brands. Yeah, I'm Sarah.
Wow. That was says Philly fourgats and it was awesome as always.
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Now Sarah with sports, let's sticka look at sports sports Sports broad You
by Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Facing aDUI call one eight hundred d uy away,
one eight hundred d why away.Monday Night Football. Last night we
got not one but two games,and we got not one but two great
football games green Bay, Tennessee andMiami and Green Bay and the Giants.
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The Giants beat Green Bay twenty fourto twenty two and a big win for
Tennessee twenty eight twenty seven. Bothgames came down to the actual final seconds
and everybody talking about Divido, theGiants quarterback. He is a New Jersey
native. He is the one who'sbeen very vocal about still living at home
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with his parents and that his mommakes some chicken cutlet. They kept showing
his family and his agent because theylooked like a cast of the Sopranos.
Definitely like a mob agent. Ohyeah, he was playing the part man,
that is for sure. And justthe excitement, you know, seeing
a local boy they're playing in NewJersey and he gets the win. Giants
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have been terrible and I think they'vewon three in a row, and you
know you can't help but root forthe kid. But his agent, man,
he's awesome show. I thought itwas a costume up. Nice for
the Seahawks Monday Night Football playing theEagles at five point fifteen, and Bobby
Wagner is now being nominated for theWalter Peyton NFL Man of the Year Award,
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very prestigious honor. Let's hope hewins it. The Kraken play in
Florida at seven and you can catchall the action tonight on our sister station
ninety three point three kjar FM.Bleeze the Crack Sports brought to you by
Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Facing a DUI, I call one eight hundred d uy
away. Well, next, Danny'sgot an opinion to share about adults wearing
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braces. What does he think?What does he have to say? We'll
find out next with Danny Bonaducci's takeon one of two point five kz Okay,
the classic rock station one O twopoint five azy Okay a classic rock
station. Sure, I saw somered flags. The Danny Bonaducci and Sarah
Morning Shows weird. He's a nerve. Here's Danny Bonna Ducci's takes. Here's
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my take on adult braces. Whenyou're saying hello to someone and if lash
you a smile, and all ofa sudden you hit with the fact that
they are full on grown ups wearingbraces on their teeth. I have questions,
where do I look? How shouldI behave. Should I mention your
braces indirect sunlight? Are you goingto blind me? Well? I apologize.
If you're wearing adult brace you fullydeserve the teeth of your dreams.
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You're also awesome because you're telling therest of us that you believe in yourself.
I can picture yourself looking in themirror and saying, you know,
when I get these puppies off,forty nine is going to be my year,
and I hope it is. WhenI was a kid, you got
made fun of if you had braces, brace face, metal mouth, that
kind of thing. Nowadays, ifyou didn't have them, you probably wish
that you had later on, whenyou go to your high school reunions,
your teeth are going to be perfectlystraight. You'll face those boys with adult
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braces. But in certain ways itdoes seem like kind of a strange choice.
What took you so long? Isn'tthis mostly a thing for kids?
Do you have something against in visivigne? And that's my take on adult braces.
It's time for the Danny Banaducci andSarah Question of the Day, all
about Danny Bannaducci this week. Overthe last twelve years, there have been
a lot of amazing guests on theDanny Banaducci and Sarah Morning Show. In
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light of your retirement, Danny,we're reflecting. We want to know who
is your favorite guest to join uson the show. Answer the question the
casey ok Instagram x or Facebook.You could also say a say send a
talk back to kazy okay, orjust call eight hundred and two five two
one oh two five Danny, doyou have a favorite guest to join us
on the show? But do youremember when Dave Davies of the Kinks called
into this yere radio show. Ohthat was epic. Yeah, but it's
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not my pick. My pick isjelly Bean, always funny, always on
time. My answer is jelly Bean. That's nice, man. It is
super hard to narrow down because talkingto Anthony Bourdain was pretty epic. Yes
it was. But also being joinedby Tom Skerritt come on when it's all
about top Gun and he's local,that was pretty amazing. Yes, it
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was. You're right about that.Saying some great answers on social media,
James Wheelow says Erica Strata, RickFriel votes for Gene Simmons, that was
a fun interview, and John Weldonone of our favorite listeners, although you
guys are all our favorite listeners.John votes for himself because he came on
the show after he retired from theservice. You're damn skippy. We've also
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got some of you saying, Alexa, send a talk back to Kazy okay,
Hey, any guess who this is. It's crazy Mary. I am
gonna miss you like I miss breathing, which is a lot. And my
favorite guest on my show was you. Yeah, I'd better be your favorite
guest on your show, geez,I love you well. Who is your
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favorite guest to join us on theshow with the Nanny, Bananducciin Sarah Question
of the Day on one of twopoint five kz okay, the classic rock station