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December 7, 2023 • 13 mins
Experts say you should not get your boss a gift and shoplifters in Michigan are not that smart!
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No, Sarah, what the news. This is brought to you by Union
Gospel Mission. But we've had somewicked weather, rain, rain and more
rain, flooding, and of coursesnow in the mountains right now. We
need the rainfall, you know,otherwise they're droughts and stuff. But that,
man, it has been absolutely crazypants and good or bad money you
consider crazy. The flooding is bad, super crazy bad. Yeah, lots

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of snow up in the mountains.And you always hear the expression, no
two snowflakes are alike, right,Yeah, It turns out that is a
myth, no way. It wasstarted by a photographer in the late eighteen
hundreds who was so fascinated by snowflakes. How fascinated by snowflakes was he He
spent his entire life perfecting the processto photograph snowflakes. Okay, so he

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said, no, two snowflakes arealike, and that's just sort of stuck
for hundreds of years. Yeah.Sure, scientists say shenanigansanigans. What are
they saying? Beside? The realityis the same snowflake shapes are repeated all
the time. Well that's a disappointment. It's right up there with lightning doesn't

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strike the same place twice. Thattotally does. If you've started your holiday
shopping, you're probably wondering, shouldyou give your boss a holiday gift?
Well, of course you should,although I never have. I don't think
I don't think you have, andI haven't either, despite the fact our
boss gives us gifts. Yeah,According to etiquette experts, the answer is

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no, No, we don't haveto give Sarge or anybody else a present.
Yes, because it can be perceivedas trying to be a kiss ass.
Oh I'd be a kiss ass ifit worked, They said. If
a gift is pulled from you andother employees and it's not too expensive,
then that's fine. But like togo and give Rich and Mark and Sarge

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and all of our bosses a gift? Do you just look like a kiss
ass? Oh good, then wewon't do it. All right, I'm
down with all of that, Theysay, Like, Okay, we're off
the hook. Yeah, me too. Emily Post says, no gift,
sorry, Sarge. We all knowthe concept of being an empty nester,
right, Danny, Sure? Yeah? And now, according to Morgan Stanley,
that's sort of a thing of thepast. What do you mean fifty

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percent of Americans between the age ofeighteen and twenty nine are still living with
their parents. Well, if yourparents are cool, I guess it's all
right. Yeah, But I mean, do parents want to be empty nesters?
Some of them get real depressed byit. But wouldn't some of them
like the freedom my ex wife sendme one time. If I had my
way, both my children would comeback to live with me. Oh yeah,

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it's fine if they can move thereright now to night if you want
now. Is that codependency or isthat like a sweet mother love. It's
sweet mother love. Ah, motherlove. I don't want to see any
neil time atally crazy, it's gonefireyear old Danny Vanaducci and Ceremony show Wibblert.
This is absolutely nuts. You cansee crazyokay dot com. A couple

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became the target of a Christmas grinchWhile running errands in California. A man
and his wife picked up a Christmastree. They tied it down on the
roof for their suv, and thenthey had to go inside and grab a
couple of things like decorations and newlights. Sure moments later, video footage
shows the ropes around the Christmas treesuddenly spring and release. A second camera

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angle shows the driver of a whitesuv cutting each rope one by one and
then loading the tree into his truckand driving away. What a ball's out?
Criminal? I mean, all allof that work and chance of going
to jail for what? What areChristmas trees? He says it eighty dollars?
Yeah, they're pretty expensive. Therewas still I wouldn't do that out
in the open. I do younot know there's going to be a bunch

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of cameras on you. Well,you're gonna get busted for stealing a Christmas.
A sixty two year old woman attemptedto shoplift from a wal Mart during
a shop with a cop event.Okay, tell me about that. Seventy
five police officers from did wasn't it? A woman decided, Hey, I
really want to steal. She's toldabout seven hundred bucks worth of merchandise and

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there are cops. Seventy five copsin the store. They know what this
this happening followed her out to hervehicle, which was park next to a
cop car, where she was promptlyarrested. Oh man, that's crazy.
All those although one time I didis a charity event for the police called
a bagel shoot and it was andthey asked me if I want to do
it, and I said, I'mon probation. I could go to jail
for touching a gun. And thenthe cop said, no, that's fine

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in the hotel and I did,Oh wow. Yeah, I'm afraid the
whole time. But I'm a prettydamn good shot. Nice. Must be
harder to shoot a bagel because there'sa hole in the middle. Yeah,
you can't tell it. You hada perfect How do you think the holes
get there? Good call. Althougha YouTuber who staged a plane crash in
order to get more viewers is nowgoing to be spending six months behind bars.

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Oh wow, good. I thinkmost of those YouTubers should go to
jail. You might remember this one. It was a huge thing on YouTube
and he's like, oh my god, I crashed my airplane and he had
to object from his single seat engineplane and there were parachutes and the whole
thing was was taped and he's like, oh my god, and everyone's like,
oh my god, Oh my god. Turns out he made the whole
thing up. He is his pilot'slicense revoked and is now spending six months

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in the pokey Wow. I'm surprisedI didn't hear about this sooner because that's
crazy. And think about it.I mean, I haven't seen I could
be wrong, but to fake athing like that takes a bunch of editing
and stuff like that. The guy'spretty talented. Yeah. News is brought
to you by Union Gospel Mission.Well, coming up, Danny has been
invited to somebody's birthday party. Hewants to go, but it turns out

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he doesn't actually know this person.We're going to find out the details of
the story next time. Why don'ttwo point five k's okay? The classic
ractation, Come on it all it'sgoing to be a great show. I
can feel it joining me now.Former child star actor Danny Bonaducci. It's
not just today's reality TV. Inthe seventies saw their share of trained reg

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Chile stars. Please welcome back tothe show, Danny Vanadouche, Danny Bana
Ducci, always a pleasure, Thankyou, thank you, thank you.
When it comes to child actors,no one is more notorious than Parker's Family
star Danny Bannaducci. This is theDanny on a Ducci show Yesterday I got

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home to find a mysterious note onmy front door. It turns out that
it was from my next door neighbor, who I have never met. It
was an invitation to his seventy seventhbirthday party, which will take place in
this Saturday night. The invite saidthat there will be food, drinks,
and even a piano player. Thenote also mentioned that there might be some
noise that night, and he hopedthat it wouldn't be too bothering for me

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and Amy. Well, even thoughI'm one hundred percent sure that this is
a courtesy invite, guess what Idid. I RSVP. Come on,
I'm not turning down free food anda piano player. I will be requesting
to hear the Entertainer by Scott Joplinall night long. Do I think that's
it? We won't know one singleperson there, including the birthday boy himself,

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but I think they should be honoredthat I showed up. I don't
completely lack matters. I'm bringing agift now, Sarah with Music and Entertainment
News HBO announced it has renewed lastweek Tonight with John Oliver for yay three
more seasons. Wow. Mishelle CurrlyArizon Sundays and streams on Max. The
renewal takes last week Tonight through theyear twenty twenty six. That will be

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its thirteenth season. It premiered backin twenty fourteen. Do you watch that
show? I watch clips. Idon't watch it beginning to end. How
about you? I watch it ifit's on. I have no idea what
channel it's on or what time,but if I see it, I'm gonna
watch. This guy's really funny.Well, it's pretty wild to think that
John Oliver's show has won twenty sixEmmys. He deserved every single one of

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them. He's talented, for sure. He is talented. Jack Black recently
announced that he will create a newsong as Tenacious D for Kung Fu Panda
four. Is he doing Kung FuPanda four? I didn't realize it were
actually three already. I thought therewas only two. I thought it was
only two. Kung Fu Panda fourwill be released next year with a song

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Oh, I just know the gook. Some rain and I'm forty six today.
Sunshine for tomorrow. Then get readyfors clicking slippery Saturday. Oh wet
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away. Well, Danny has somethingto say about the new Eddie Murphy holiday
movie, Candy Kane Lane. Whatdoes he think we'll find out? What?
Danny Bodaducci's take. It's next ona two point five k's okay,
the classic rock station one O twopoint five kazy okay, a classic rock
station. Sure, I saw somered flags the Danny Bona Ducci and Sarah

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Morning Show, please weird, He'sa nerve. Here's Danny Bona Ducci's takes
perfect. Here's my take on CandyCane Lane, the movie starring Eddie Murphy,
also starring Tracy Ellis Ross, thedaughter of Diana Ross. Now you
can call our NEPO baby if youwant to, but she's super talented.
Candy Cane Lane just came out outof Amazon time, and I was very

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excited about watching it. I lovea good old fashioned Christmas movie. The
big problem this was not a goodold fashion Christmas movie. It was a
bad old fashioned Christmas movie. Firstof all, it's way too long.
It hits the two hour mark,when a whimsical movie like this should be
long ninety minutes or so at best. I also resent Eddie Murphy because he's
worth two hundred million dollars. NowI'm not saying he doesn't deserve it,

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but I'm gonna present anyone with twohundred million dollars. And by the way,
Eddie Murphy just plays Eddie Murphy throughthe last two movies I have seen
him in, and it's not enough. The entire story is that Eddie Murphy
and some little people try and sayChristmas. When I sing little people,
I do not mean dwarves or midges. I mean little people like three inches
tall. The biggest fall in thismovie was that they had an endless search

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for a partridge in a pedantry andnobody called me. And that's my take
on Candy Canelane. One of twopoint fight casey Okay. Now the classic
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being a local Detroit favorite to aninternationally known rock star. For more info
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