Dudley Do-Right Versus A Kangaroo 12-7-23 Hour 1

A Candadian police officer squarded off with a kangaroo and do you think you could accidentally swallow your entire toothbrush?

Episode Transcript

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Come on, it's going to bea great show. I can feel it's
joining me now. Former child staractor Danny Bonaducci. It's not just today's
reality team. In the seventies sawtheir share of trained reg child stars.
Please welcome back to the show,Danny Banaduccie. Danny Bonaducci, always a
pleasure, Thank you, Thank you. Thinking When it comes to child actors,

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no one is more notorious than Parker'sFamily Star Danny Bonaducci. This is
the Danny Bonaducci Show. It's yourpleasure to have me. Yesterday I got

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home to find a mysterious note onmy front door. It turns out that
it was from my next door neighbor, who I have never met. It
was an invitation to a seventy seventhbirthday party which will take place in this
Saturday night. The invite said thatthere will be food, drinks, and
even a piano player. The notealso mentioned that there might be some noise
that night, and he hoped thatit wouldn't be too bothering for me and

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Amy. Well, even though I'mone hundred percent short, this is a
courtesy invite. Guess what I did? I RSVP. Come on, I'm
not turning down free food and apiano player. I will be requesting to
hear the entertainer by Scott Joplin allnight long. Do I think that's it?
We won't know one single person there, including the birthday boy himself,

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but I think they should be honoredthat I showed up. I don't completely
lack matters. I'm bringing a gift, no Sarah with the news. This
is brought to you by Union GospelMission. Well, Danny, you remember
the crazy story of the off dutypilot who tried to shut down the engines
of the Horizon Air flight because hewas high on magic mushrooms. I do,
I do remember that. Well,this guy is now facing charges of

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reckless endangerment rather than attempted murder.Oh that's good for him, I guess,
yeah. I mean, I don'tthink he had meant to murder anybody.
It seems like he had a psychoticmeltdown. And oh yeah, it
was on magic mushrooms. That's exactlywhat it seems like to me. So
I have no idea what sort ofjail time he's looking at, but it
is a reckless endangerment charge for eachof the eighty three passengers who were on

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the I had one once and theymade a federal case out of it.
Oh jeez. Yeah, it wasthe famous one in Arizona. Oh that
one bad. One place in Canadacaptured a runaway kangaroo, but not without
a fight. Did they technically runaway or do they hop away? This
one hopped away and literally got intoa fight. You know that. When

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I went to Australia, I developeda fear of kangaroos because because they will
kick your ass Sarah, Yes,and they literally fight, Yes they do.
They walk back on their tail andpunch it out. Yep, they
do that. Then they kick youat their feet or then they put up
their dukes. Yea. So thisis Canada, and this kangaroo escaped and

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they went to capture him. Theyhad like special animal handlers, and one
of them actually got punched in theface by a kangaroo. You know,
I would almost have listened to toomuch damage. I would kind of like
to be punched in the face bya kangaroo because they like it. Tolbody.
Hey, I was punched in theface by a kangaroo. Not a
lot of people outside of Australians cansay that. Another crazy wildlife story for

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you. This time it's Utah.Yep. A man only has himself to
blame after being gored by a bisonwhile on a neighbour's private property. Now,
this guy and his girlfriend saw somedomestic bison. Yeah, you know,
you go through the Midwest, yousee bison all the time, right,
I guess. Oh yeah, Wellhe decided he wanted to get up

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close and personal and pet it.Well that's not that smart of a move.
He hopped the fence, got upclose and personal with the animal.
The bison goreed him in the stomach. Oh is he gonna be Our writers
are gonna die a sew and agonizingdeath. Both Not really so he's okay,
so to speak. But he didsuffer a liver laceration, broken ribs,

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and he bruised long you know,because those are pretty bad injuries.
But I hate to say, yeah, that serves You're right, man,
Why are you bothering a bison?Yep? And he realizes now, he
says, he knows he's the idiotin the scenario. He just didn't think
that was what was going to happen. Well, that was going to happen.
Have you seen all the tapes ofwhat Yellowstone. Yeah, it's true.
They go in the hell out ofboys. Girls. They don't care.

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Do you know what a bison sayswhen it drops its son off to
the school bus? What welldo bye? Son? Did you know that?
We just heard that joke from Jellybean? That's where I got it from.
Oh okay, good enough with that. Do not call tomorrow for make Danny
laugh please, which, by theway, happens tomorrow at nine p thirty.

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Right on. A young woman inSpain had a brush with death when
she swallowed her entire her toothbrush,trying to use it to dislodge a piece
of food she was choking on.I sometimes wonder if that's going to happen.
You know, I brush my teethrived there vigorously because they're all fake
and I'm ill man. Am Igonna swallow that bitch? That'd be awful?
Well, she swallowed that bitch.Ah, it's awful. She was

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choking, so she tried to pushthe turkey she was eating down her throat
with her toothbrush right Only then theentire toothbrush went down her belly and she
needed surgery. Yeah, you gottaget that out. You can't pass it
can you you know? Oh?Ow ow. Natalie Portman was on Watch
What Happens Live with Andy Cohen mand he asked her, Natalie Portman,

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what was it like meeting the Royalfamily? Back in nineteen ninety nine,
Natalie Portman met the Royal family atthe premiere of Star Wars episode Won the
Phantom Menace. She said, PrinceCharles was very nice. What a little
out of touch? What do youmean? Yeah? What do you mean?
Prince Charles asked me if I wasin the original Star Wars? Yeah,

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out of touch? I was like, was it nineteen seventy six something
like that, nineteen seventy seven,born in like ninety two or something?
She said, I'm eighteen years old, so she was born four years after
Star Wars came out. Sorry,you're out of touch. It's time for
today's things or not right. InFlorida start of the day, Yay police

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were called to the scene of aFlorida panther napping on a golf course and
no, not a hockey player.Where does a panther nap? I don't
know where anywhere you want to He'sa panther, for christ sake, This
Florida panther was taking a nap neara stairwell on the golf course. Of
course, that had panic ensuing.Yeah, sure, they're an endangered species,

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which I didn't realize. Yeah,you can't kill them. They believe
they're only about one hundred and twentyto two hundred adult panthers that live in
Florida and Georgia. I had noidea. Oh Florida, Oh Florida,
ol Florida, Danny. I commendyou for not saying that you wanted to
eat it. No, you don'teat danger species. I think news is

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Everybody is super stoked about the newbrand, Theft Auto. The company

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released a trailer for the highly anticipatedvideo game, and people are losing their
minds. I'm gonna lose my mindand ask this obvious question. Are you
in it? You were a voicein the first one, right, I
was in several and no, unfortunatelyI'm not in this one, which bums
me out. There's a bum yardbecause you're well not in it, or
because you're not going to get paid. Oh more that I'm not in it.
I don't care about the money.You don't care about money? Are

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you crazy to say you're in thenew Grand Theft Auto that everyone's losing their
mind over? That's the big thing. I'll tell you what, Give me
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the money. Well, I'm notin it, but you know who is?
No, I don't. The lategreat Tom Petty. Oh wow,
what's he do? He sang thesong Love is a Long Road back in

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nineteen eighty nine, and that iswhat is being used for the trailer.
Oh so they're not using you andthey are using a dead guy. I'd
be mad if I were you.Wow, ha'd everybody losing their mind over
Grand Theft Auto and everybody losing theirmind over a new tour just announced Limp
Biscuit. Yeah, I do.The guys that did it all for the
nookie. You got it, Danny, yay. I've never even heard that

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song in my mother. Oh,it's a classic. They have a new
tour planned for the summer of nextyear and it's dubbed the Loserville Tour.
Danny, guess who one of theother acts on the tour is going to
be. Oh, I've no ideawho. Corey Feldman tell me that's not
true. Corey Feldman. I don'tknow if it's him and his angels,

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but you know he's got a band. He does have a b Yes,
been to boo him offstage. Ohmy god, or dance like Michael Jackson
and said, me and Michael dancelike this needed this ridigulousttle dance and he
got into depths. Awkward. I'dkill Corey Veldman. In addition, the
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this. I'd love to do it. Are you gonna get married again just
so you can have a honeymoon there? You know, I might. I

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Let's take a look at sports.Sports Sports brought to you by Bradley
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What eight hundred do you away?The cracking her back home playing the Devils

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star time Go Hawks. Also,we've got uh Thursday football tonight Patriots Steelers.
Oh that's going to be done ofa game, high scoring game.
You know, I don't know aboutthat because Bailey's appy or is that's sarcasm?
H Bailey's appy, I believe shouldbe starting for the Patriots. And

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is a Gardner minshew? Who's gonnabe? Who's the backup? Oh?
No, it's a what's this butt? Who used to be in Chicago?
Kenny Pickett got hurt for the Steelers. So we've got second and third string
quarterbacks starting in this game tonight.How come I can't remember his name?
Tribitsky? That's the dude. Anotherhandsome dude with weird facial hair onto baseball.

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Let's hope Marco Gonzales didn't put downa down payment on a home in
Atlanta because he was traded from theMariners to Atlanta and then the Braves turned
around and traded him to Pittsburgh.Wow, he'll be playing for the Pirates
for a player to be named later. And the big news yesterday Juan Soto
going to the Yankees. Who isright? We were really hoping to get

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Jan Soto here in Seattle and abig seven player trade. But the big
name Juan Soto leaving the Padres goingto the Yankees. And what was our
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Says his kid is about to graduatefrom college and wants to go to
Europe. Any, of course,he wants Daddy to pay for it.

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Randall wants to know what Danny thinkshe should do. Danny's got great advice
for him that he will dole outafter the stones. Why don't two point
five k's okay? The classic Rauxstation Danny Bana Ducci. I'm coaching Danny
Bana Ducci. I've coach. DannyBanducci is the Life Coach and he is
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is, Danny can help you getthrough it. Here's Randall in Seattle.
Hey Randall, how you doing,buddy, i'ms hear you. I'm speaking
for the gang. I think we'reall pretty damn good. So what can
I do for you? So?My kid's about to graduate college, which
you know, I'm super proud of. You should be, but he wants
to go to Europe for the summerand then like come back and get a

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job after that. The issue ishe doesn't really have the money to go
because of all the student debt,and like, he really wants to go,
and I can't afford to send him. But I guess I'm wondering if
I'm setting like a bed precedent forby paying for him, or like,
is it just work the travels experience? Well, I have already made my

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decision on my advice. But letme ask you a couple of questions.
You said that you can afford tosend them to Europe. Yeah, my
wife, when I have the moneyto do it, I just don't want
them to get like to used tothat. Have you been to Europe?
I have you? And what wasit like for you? Amazing experience?
Well, look at what you're saying. You know what, I'll give you
another And this is coming from myheart. Man, I'll give you another

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amazing experience. Your son's gonna graduatecollege. Men, call any of my
kids and asking one of those Iliked to go to college, and I
was like, how the hell shouldI know? And it's a I mean,
I can't say that I am totallyheartbroken about it. They're doing all
right, but I can't believe thatI didn't go to college. It's like
it seems like I missed out ona whole part of the world that a
lot of people go into my wifeas a college graduate and we don't.

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You know, I don't feel inferiorto her in anyway, but you know,
she went to college, she hadboyfriends, she had beer box.
I'm making up of this up.Oh and by the way, she had
a boyfriend on beer box. I'mnow mad at her already. When this
show's over, I'm an omen screetand call our tramp. But that's not
why you called. Because my wifeis a tramp. That's not true and
you should stop spreading that rumor buddy, anyway, you got the money,

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he's got the time. If hegraduates college, that's an if something could
go wrong. But if he graduatescollege and you have the bunny and the
time, I would tell you,like, sell your car. Your kids
should go to Europe after graduating.It's like something kind of tough. It's
not easy. As one of theways I was talking about that with my
lovely wife and I said, whatis going to college get you besides the

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experience. You said, when youshow up at a job interview, whatever
it is, they know you canstick to something. You can stick to
four years ago as someplace that onmany of those days you don't want to
go. It's an example your kidwill be setting for the rest of his
life. Hey, what'd you dowhen you're at eighteen to twenty four?
I went to college, I madefriends, I learned skills. So the
question was is it worth it?And I'm telling you hell yes. When

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your son goes across that stage orthe cap and gown, which I never
really got, that's not the point. When he walks across that stage and
he's now a college graduate and yougot the dough. You're sending that lovely
boy to Europe. So years fromnow, his classmate's run into him and
said, oh, man, yeah, when I was in y blah blah
blah, And your son says,yeah, I didn't. I went and
got a job. No, man, life's supposed to be good, not

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efficient. You send that boy tocollege, and when you should get up
to the gate, you shake hishand and say, this is an amazing
moment for I'm gonna cry. Yousend that boy to a Europe and be
a good dad, and you know, it's nice to worry about that stuff.
But I can tell you're gonna bea little tough on him when he
gets back from Europe. But he'sgonna rock when he gets back from Europe.
And that's important in that, myfriend, is why you called the

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life coach. I think you sawme. Thank you. Cool? Cool,
because I'm right. I mean,I'm always right. I wouldn't be
the Life coach, Bud. I'msuper right on this. And by the
way, you've been to Europe.You know what if he goes to a
city you've been to and you canjab about that, I think it's great.
I think you're a lovely dad andI appreciate it. But that,
my friend, is why you calledthe Life coach. Thank you. That's
gonna wrap up another Danny Bodaducci LifeCoach, but he is always available to

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you via email. It's Life Coacha case you're You're just minutes away from
winning tickets to see the Red HotChili Peppers May thirty first at the Gorge.
But first, it's the Danny Boducciand Sarah Question of the Day.
It is bowl season for college football, and it seems like there is a
bowl game for like everything, Likecan you believe we have the Jimmy Kimmel

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Bowl. No, I did notknow we had that. I mean,
that is so cool that he hasa bowl named after him. I think
we should have a bowl named afterall, the Sarah and Danny Bowl and
also the Pop Tards Bowl. Imean, these are real bowls. So
we want to know what is somethingor someone you think deserves a bowl game?
You can answer on the kazyok socialmedia You can call eight hundred two
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back to kazy Ok. Now,of course my knee jerk reaction Danny was
us. But what sure? Whatis something or someone you think deserves a
bowl game? Well, I'm gonnago on with the trend of food.
I like the Craft Mac and CheeseBowl. Oh heck yeah, heck yeah.
Everybody would love that bowl. Andthink about it at the end of
the game, when you know youpour the gatorade over the coach's head.

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Oh, I didn't even think aboutthis. Yep, We're gonna pour Kraft
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awesome answer the day you want todo. Chin's there a question of the
day. Now, what is somethingor someone you think deserves a Bowl game?
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