Is She Really The Queen Of Christmas? 12-8-23 Hour 3

Mariah Carey doesn't know what a white elephant party is and Sarah has your fruitcake facts!

Episode Transcript

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No, Sarah with the news.This is brought to you by Union Gospel
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hundred million, crazy, crazy,crazy. I'll go buy a ticket.
Yeah, me too, Although Isay that and then I never do.
I never remembered you. Your oddsare one and about three hundred million.
That's that sounds fair. I stillI'm still gonna do it. Yeah,
what would it be after tax andblah blah blah, So we whatd two
hundred and fifty million dollars cash money? Okay with that, Danny, Yeah
me too. The Tacoma City Councilvoted this week to ban cat decloying.

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Really. The move will make Tacomathe first city in Washington to outlaw the
procedure. Is there another place thatdoesn't believe it or not? San Francisco,
Los Angeles, Denver, Pittsburgh,Saint Louis, Washington, DC,
New York and Maryland also have banneddecla. Well, you had a cat
that was declawed. I mean,don't you think it's pretty inhumane? Well,
I got the cat and she wasfour years old. It turns out

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when I took to bed, theysaid, this cat is like sixteen.
No, and yeah, she wasdeclawed, and it seemed to she was
so mean and I have to assumei'd have something to do being declawed.
Oh, poor kitty. A Floridaman is back behind bars after he was
accused of obstructing a burglary investigation.Okay, Whennessa saw somebody entering an unlocked
car parked outside of a building,it was a white dude wearing tan shorts

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and a black T shirt reading Ijust got out of prison. Nice.
When the cops tracked him down,he refused to identify himself. They said,
we're going to charge you with obstruction. He said, call my lawyer.
Will turns out he was the onewho was committing crimes and yes,
had just gotten out of prison.Wow, all right, So say the

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cops arrest you, Yeah, andyou say, call my lawyer. Do
you have a lawyer that you wouldcall? Pailey lawyer? I would probably
call is Rick Jones of Goldberg Jones. He knows so much about what he's
talking about. I figured he couldget me out of jail. He's got
me bonded. Yeah. He's beenone of our favorite sponsors here at Casey
Okay for years for a reason.Yeah, he's really good. I mean,

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granted he works on divorce, butI figured he could help me get
out of jail, right, Yeah, of course he could. He knows
how to do it. He's justplaying coy danny. Do you know what
a white elephant Christmas party is?I have an idea. It's like everybody
brings some crazy, weird gift.I am very pleased that, you know,
because it turns out Mariah Carey doesnot. She doesn't know what it
means. She had never heard ofa white elephant? Is she or is

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she not the Queen of Christmas exactly? So what is wrong with her?
She gave an interview and they said, you know, what do you think
about having a white elephant? Isthat a ya or na? And she's
all, what what is a whiteelephant? You know? This girl can
survive almost anything. Can you rememberthe scandals this girl used to get?
But can she survive this. Yeah, it makes you so different than the
rest of us. There's a trendof people returning overdue library books. Yeah,

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you actually said somebody like four hundredyears or something like that. This
week we had a vinyl record thatwas returned after like forty years. And
of course I don't even carry vinylat the library anymore. Yeah, I
wonder if he broke a record.I do like the trend. I think
it's pretty great. Me too.But now at Pennsylvania Library says the book

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has been returned to their facility.It is one hundred and twenty years overdue.
The fine would have been about eleventhousand dollars. Okay, this is
all wild. So what happens next? They don't find you for that stuff
anymore? What do you mean,Well, first of all, it wasn't
the person who took it out.Somebody found it at a yard sale.

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But also even the Seattle Public Librarythey don't charge you anymore late fees.
Maybe that's a thing. That's athing. Yes, wow, I didn't
know. So if you don't returnyour library book or your DVD or whatever
after X amount of days, youcan't take anything else out. Oh that's
the fine, that's your punishment.Yeah, well it's Friday. I know
what that means. It's tie forthe Friday fun fact due doo doo it

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is this season or fruitcake? Ilove fruitcake, do you really? Yes?
Well, fruitcake dates back to atleast Roman times. Now the price
of sugar. I think I haveone that has left over the Roman times.
They think. They think that theprice of sugar affected why it's so

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prevalent, Because you didn't have enoughsugar. You had to put other weird
stuff in there, like all thatthose weird chunks of preserved fruit. Yes,
you're right about that, and theyare weird chunks. Fruitcake has quite
the longevity. It can be agedfor twenty five years and still be eaten
and enjoyed. Is it good aftertwenty five years? They believe, so,

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Danny. Well, things spoil after, you know, twelve thirteen years,
like my mass marriage. I lovebe here until they fire me.
And you can thank Johnny Carson formaking fruitcake a holiday. Back in nineteen
eighty five, he clipped on theTonight Show, the worst Christmas gift is
fruitcake. There is only one fruitcakein the entire world, and people just

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keep sending it to each other.That's good, you go, Johnny.
News is brought to you by UnionGospel Mission. Well, Danny has found
out about a very exotic place thatserves things that are pink. Yeah,
it's not the Barbie Store, buthe'll tell us what it is. Next
on one O two point five,k's okay, the Classic OC Station.
Welcome to the fascinating world Danny Bonaducci, former star of the Partridge Family and

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now local DJ. Right here inSeattle, Jeff the actor Janny Bonaducci,
and he's a lucky fellow. Iwill tell you that a former Partridge Family
star and current Seattle DJ had avery painful encounter with one of his biggest
fans. She bid him. Yep, that's him, Danny Bonaducci. The
woman did his face during a meetand greet Friday night. Did a local
casino? Come on out, Barnaduccie, we know you're in the closet.

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The little Partridge boy. Doesn't helook exactly like Danny Partridge or fru I'm
sorry, what did you say?You've lived there? By Danny Vanna Gutcu.
I believe we have an entrant forour big Book of Things that have
never ever been said before. Thisis the Danny Bonaducci show. Where the

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hell is this place? Yesterday Amysaid she was gonna go check out some
fancy grocery store I don't even knowthe name, and then she asked me
if I wanted to go with her. I don't know one man on God's
green Earth who wants to go groceryshopping with his wife, and especially if
she has a list, this couldtake all day. I one time got
fifty seven hundred steps just followed mywife around Target. Although turns out Target's

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kind of bitching. So I stayedhome and watched a fifty maybe sixty year
old episode gun Smoke. That showholds up. When she came home,
she showed me what she had bought, and I have to admit it's very
impressive. She bought fresh chunks ofpink pineapple. In all my years,
I've never heard of pink pineapple.Maybe it tricked my brain because I swar
to God it tasted better. It'skind of like Walter White and Breaking Batty

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made blue meth and everybody lost theirmind. It's just like that, except
it's pink and it's pineapple. Shealso bought off stales, which I hang
up and really hot Hot sauce anddragon fruit, which looks better than it
tastes. But it's still okay,where the hell is this place? Next
time, I'm going with now Sierrawith music and entertainments. Well, you're

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minutes away from winning tickets to seeis Eezy Top with Leonard Skinner at White
River Amphitheater. But first let's talkabout Nicholas Cage. Okay, Nicholas Cage
has made a ton of movies,A ton of movies, in fact,
more than one hundred movies. Wow, that's a lot of movies. I
would never have guessed that. Earlierin the show, we were trying to
figure out how many Stephen King bookshad been made into movies. We were

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way off about that, way offand Nick this one. Nick Cage says,
sure, he's starting to think aboutretirement, but before that happens,
he wants to do an epic televisionshow. Oh really, he says,
he wants to do something episodic.He's never done immersive streaming. So you

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think, like Breaking Bad, that'swhat Nicholas Cage wants to do. Well,
yeah, I think everybody let himget his chance. I don't know.
If he could recur over and overagain, you wouldn't get sick of
him. He is quite a talent, so I guess it depends on who
the writers are. That's totally true. But what do you say he'd done
one hundred movies for one hundred Wow, he should be richer than he is.

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Yeah, somebody stole all his money. Somebody's stole all his My same
guy that stole David Cowges these money. He was a crazy person. Well,
it's Friday, I know what thatmeans. It means right about nine
thirty five, we have make Dannylaugh. Yes, so make sure to
get your best short, clean jokeready and be here in just minutes for
your chance to play the Danny Bonaducciand Sarah Morning Show one two point five

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kzy okay, the classic rock station. What's on the big screen? Why
not? Ask Waldo? Waldo willtell us what Rotten Tomatoes all the experts
have to say about the movies.Opening up, we have Chicken Run Dawn
of Nugget. Chicken Run is backthis time around. Having escaped from the
farm, Ginger and Rocky welcome anew little adventure into their lives back in

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the Mainland, The whole Chicken kindfaces a terrible new threat Chicken Run Dawn
of Nugget Waldo, what are thereviewers saying? Why did the chicken cross
the road? I don't know whyto go see this movie because it's pretty
good. Seventy five percent fresh?Al all right, do you know off
the top of your head? Isthis the second? Third, fourth?
How many Chicken runs have we had? Number two? This is number two.

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This is number two. I'm badHu Also opening up as Fast Charlie,
Pierce Brosnan and James comm are inthis one. Pierce Brosnan is a
fixer with a problem. The targethe whacked is missing his head, and
he needs a head to prove thatit's the man he was paid. Hits
cool. This is an action mystery, Fast Charlie. The reviewers are saying,

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what Waldo, Pierce Brosnan's target isn'tthe only one losing their head because
the critics are losing their minds?And how good this movie is? Ninety
one percent fresh? Whoa Hey,I love Jimmy Kahn. I think he
is just great. His kid onHawaii five Oh, I don't know so
much about but Jimmy conn is justthe greatest. Isn't he dead? Is
James Khan dead? Did you killJames Khan? I didn't kill him.

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I like him. I thought hedied. I thought he died. But
am I right? Waldo ol creep? Is he dead? Died from a
heart attack? July sixth, twentytwenty two. So how's he in this
movie? I don't know why he'sthe one that's headless. Huh oh maybe
nice work, all right. Sowhat I'm guessing is they probably had planned

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on releasing this and then COVID hit. You know, a bunch of movie
were shelved, and this maybe washis last movie ever. Maybe maybe?
All right, good call Danny.I forgot he was no longer with us
lasts. I'm a huge, hugefan. Remember he played Sonny Corleone and
The Godfather. You can't beat that. Well, it's time to call.
If you want to play our triviagames Smartacus and win tickets to see Leonard
Skinnard with zz Top at White RiverAmphitheater, Call eight hundred two five two

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three trivia questions. You need toget two of the three correct in order
to win the title and the tickets. What our contestant is, Ellen and
Everett? Hey there, Ellen,Hi Sarah. How's your morning going?
Okay? Pretty good? Thankss notraining for once? That's nice. I
love it. All right? Youready for your first question? Ellen?
Yes, I am all right.As a reminder, you have to get

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two of your three questions correct inorder to win the title in the tickets.
Here is your first question, Ellen, how many members are in the
band's easy Top four. You canstill do it, Ellen, You got
to get these next two correct.Okay. What TV show from the nineteen
seventies featured a blended family of threeboys and three girls in a famous house

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in California? Is the Brady Bunch? That is correct? Ellen? Your
last question, you got to getthis in order to win. You probably
know the fairy tale about a girllost in the woods, she breaks into
the home of three bears. Insideshe encounters bowls of oatmeal and lumpy beds.
What is her name, Goldilocks?You get it? The one.

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I am Smartka, You are Smartikais Ellen. Congratulations, thank you are
going to see such a great show. It is Zzy Top and Leonard Skinnard
on the twenty first of September.You are going to see that show.
Congratulations. And coming up next,we are getting Danny Bonaducci's take. He's

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got something to say about heirlooms andno, not the tomato variety. Annie's
got some strong opinions, and wewill hear what he's got to say with
Danny Bonaducci's take after Tom Petty,what I took my five kazy Okay the
classic rock station one or two pointfive kazy okay, a classic rock station.
Sure, I saw some red flagsthe Danny Bonaducci and Sarah Morning Shows.

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Weir he's a nerve. Here's DannyBonaducci's take, things like you.
Here's my take on family heirlooms.And I don't mean the tomatoes anyway.
I'm proud of my Italian heritage andI think those DNA twenty three and me
things are super cool. I lovehearing stories about my my grandparents and even
my great grandparents, but I havemixed emotions about family heirlooms. They're usually

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at leastally cool old items you havea huge obligation to keep. In my
case, it's a giant Gothic setof thrones. I swear I have thrones,
two of them. It's been myresponsibility to make sure these things stay
in the Bonaducci family wherever, whichmeans I've been carding these things around for
least forty years now. They don'texactly scream seattle, so I've been storing

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them in the garage. And anytimeI ask the other Bonaduccies if they like
the throves, they always say no, they're gigantic, but make sure you
keep them in the Bonaducci family.Heirlooms are cool, they're fine, but
they can also be a huge asshole. And that's my take on family heirlooms.
It's an anybody to chances era questionof the day. Happy birthday to
Greg Almond from the Almond Brothers band. Now, of course, Greg and

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Dwayne Alman are a set of siblingswho are in the Almond Brothers band.
Thus the name. Our question todayis who is another set of siblings that
you love? Answer? On thekzok social media you can call eight hundred
two five two one five or sayAlexa send a talk back to Casey.
Okay, besides Greg and Dwayne Allman, who was another set of siblings you
love? Danny? I really likethe Q sex John and Joan, although

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I think Jon's a better actor andJohn has sixty million to her ten million
sexists, I say, Oh,I didn't know he was worth that much.
That's a lot. Yeah, youdid a lot of movies back to
back. I am sticking with music. I am going with The Brothers and
the Black Crows Chris and Rich Robinson. They fight too much, although not
for me. I'm move good oldfamily fights, but they fight a lot.

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Well, they are back together,and I'm hoping that Aerosmith re announces
that tour so I can see themlive at Climate Pledge. Oh what a
good night out. That would bea lot of great answers. On Instagram,
a lot of Meg says the Brothersfrom Van Halen, Mike Paino says
Ann and Nancy Wilson well yeah.On Facebook, Chris Anderson says the Begs.

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Gregory Meade votes for Johnny and EdgarWinter, Laurie McMahon agrees with that
one, and lots of people echoingthe sentiment for Anna, Nancy Wilson of
Heart and some of you are tellingAlexis and a talk back to Kazy.
Okay, I'm sorry, did someoneday a band of siblings? Well,
immediately my mind goes to Hanson,but I'd also like to include thirty seconds

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to Mars because I just love them. Yeah, there's Nick from the rock
and Roll Brothers. That would beEdgar and Johnny Winter answered the Danny Vanaducci
and Sarah Question of the Day.Now it's one of two point five KZ
okay, the classic rock station.Now Sarah with sports. That's right,
let's take a look at sports.Sports Sports brought to you by Bradley Johnson

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Lawyers, facing a do you Icall one eight hundred? Do you I
away? One eight hundred Dela.We are being joined by Puck from ninety
three point three k JR FM.Hello Puck? Hello, how are you
friddy? Do it awesome? Iwas at the Cracking game last night.
They lost again. They did loseagain. They can't score I will say
I was at Queen Anne Beer Hallbeforehand. All great spot, such a

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great did you see justin tell themhello? I couldn't see because it was
just a sea of unbelievable there.It's so cool. It was jammed,
and so of course I'm talking toall the people there, because that's the
thing about queen An Beer Hall.It's the big picnic tables and everybody,
you know, chats and gets toknow everybody. And they were like,
you know, I was listening toSports Radio ninety three point three KJRFM.

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I was like, oh, youlistening to Puck Softy? They love Softy?
Man, Oh the look on yourface that was rude. Honestly,
is this? Are we done yet? Or can I leave? Now?
Can I leave? So I'm pickingtheir brain. They don't know who believable
an He loves Softy? Who lovessofties? Everybody loves Softie. I love

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Puck. So I said, bythe way, you can't he didn't bring
headphones today, so he can't hearyou. Walder just said, I love
Puck. Thanks Waldough. This iswhy I prefer Waldo over you, so
seriously, I'm I'm an anonymous person. I was like, really, and
they like, we actually start listeningat ten am. We listened to Puck
and Jim, We listened to Softie. You're just now you're pandering. I

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am not, I swear to God. And I'm there with Rick Jones from
Rick Jones and he's laughing because he'sjust watching me. I'm like, so,
who do you like the best overthere at KJR? And he's like,
oh, they all have such differentinsight and they were just huge fans.
And then the whole communal picnic tablewound up talking about everybody on KJR
ture story. I don't want tohear it. I don't want to hear
what they had to say. Idon't want to do it. Shocked.

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It was all positive well, youknow, and then they were paid paid
actors by Rick Jones. How's Rickdoing good? Rick? And Rick is
obviously a huge, huge sports fan, and you know, he was talking
about the disappointment of course with theKraken they've lost a bunch of games,
but feeling positive potentially potentially about theSeahawks chances on something. But he feels

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positive about the Seahawks. We're alltrying to feel positive about the seas well.
I mean, I want to feelpositive, but I don't the fact
that it's down there. They're tenand a half point underdogs in the game.
By the way, go make thatlegal bet up at the Talala Persort
Casino, DraftKings Sports Plug, Andwhen you go up there, maybe stop
on by a local store and pickup some Ben Holiday bourbon, because your

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show is brought to you by bourbon, bourbon, beef and gambling. I
mean, I want to feel positiveabout it's hard, though. I mean
they're banged up. You know,Gino's dealing with a now a growin injury.
He's got the elbow injury. Sothat's a tall task. I mean,
San Francisco's playing is as good asanyone, as well as anyone in
the NFL. So I mean,they may keep it close, but I

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think the Niners will probably beat themby more than eleven points. They're on
a bit of a run. Theyare on a bit of a run.
Deebo Samuel. They they basically areundefeated when Deebo Samuel plays, they have
not lost the game, all right, So you just got to send somebody
there to put some X slax andless water. Let's take out Deebo Samuel
Okay. So seriously, when Iwas when I was at Queen and Beer

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Hall, everybody talking about about Softie. Yeah. There they were talking about
Puck, they were talking about Softy, they were talking about Otani. A
lot of rumors about Otani this week, and I think that's why, you
know, some people like listening toyou guys talk about it because sometimes it
was sports, it's facts and figures, and other times it's speculation. That's

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the whole the whole show is speculationopinions. Right, So today, I
don't know, you guys probably knowthis, but today is December eighth,
and it's a very important day inJapanese culture. Do you not know?
It's a day that symbolizes luck andOtani has signed deals before on this date.
Japanese players have chosen this date becauseit's a date of luck. So

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is Otani going to sign a dealtoday? And if so, who do
you think it's going to be?I need this? Is this real?
This is real? Has he alwayssigned on this day? Sid had his
last deal on this date, andit's the it's the day of luck in
Japanese culture. I hope they're lucky, and I hope they get him.
I know there was a the Mariners. There was some Japanese. There was

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a Japanese report that has been flawingthat I don't know what's real and not
real anymore on the internet, rightbecause I mean, who knows. You
can kind of make up anything.But there was a report out of Japan
or about a week ago or somethingthat it was translated from Japanese to English
that said it's been taken down thathe the Mariners had offered him a one

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year, sixty five million dollars deal. Who it's a lot of loot and
not a lot of time. Butyeah, so there has been a thought
that some have speculated that he wouldtake a shorter deal. Okay, so
he can go elsewhere, Well,so he can. He wants to win.
I mean that's kind of been thenumber one thing, is that he
wants to win, and he wantsto win a championship. So if he

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locks in for a long time toone particular team, he may find himself
in the same situation he was withthe Angels, where he gets locked in
and then can't get out or doesn'twant to be, like a situation that
Mike Trout's in where Trout's locked infor you know, ten twelve years.
Now they can trade it, butit makes it harder to trade when you're
making four hundred million dollars. Sothere's been a thought that he would sign

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a shorter deal let's call it threeyears, two hundred million, which is
still astronomical, or three years onpoint eighty, and then be able to
hit if it doesn't work out,he hits free agency again and at that
point maybe he's he's healed because hewon't pitch next season only ye, so
then he could maybe hit the paydirt again. I don't know. I
mean, everyone seems to think thathe will sign the ten year, five

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point fifty six hundred million dollar deal, and maybe he will. I don't
know what he prioritizes. It seemslike he prioritizes winning over making money.
He's always been a thought that hedoesn't want to be in a big city,
so people felt like the Yankees andthe Mets are out. But he
also it's been talked about with himthat he has a great appreciation of the

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history of baseball and so he hasbeen drawn toward like the Red Sox because
of Fenway and just call the meaningof there, so he likes that.
That's why the Dodgers fit in.So jeez, who knows different parameters going
on? I think the Mariners areout, but I guess until we find
out one hundred percent, then Iguess there still is some hope. There's
a chance. So you're saying there'sa chance, you feel good about it

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if he goes to the Red Sox. I like that. I certainly would
like that idea. I was prettyunhappy that left handed bat with that little
short pinch. I was pretty unhappythat the Yankees got over Dug. But
I'm unhappy that when the Yankees getanybody, as you should be. You're
you're not happy they got one sodasoda, Yeah, I mean Jan Soto.
You were saying something about his himhaving I think it was you that

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he has like this insane on basepercentage, and he is. He's incredible.
He's on First of all, hehas home runs, drives in people,
he doesn't strike out at all atall, and then on basis insane
he is now. But someone broughtthis the other day. He's been traded
twice now in his career and he'stwenty five years old. So I don't
know if there's something in his personalitythat doesn't allow him to be with teams,

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but he'll be playing now for histhird team. Yes, so the
Mariners didn't want him. If he'sgot some personality flaws, well I would
have taken I would have taken somepersonality flaws. I just want the Mariners
to spend some money. That's allI want. We've got PUK from ninety
three point three kJ RFM in thestudio with us. You are about to
head over to KJR and today,as we say, it is magic,

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FM. As always, thank youso much for joining us. Sorry that

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I'm not softy. Well, youknow what, we actually made a choice.
You know who do we want totalk to every Friday? And I'll
be honest that choice was you.No, we like it because I started
ten That's why. All right,Thank you very much again Puck for joining
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guys to call for make Danny laugheight hundred two five two one two five
call right now. If you've gota good, short, clean joke.
You can be on live with DannyBonaducci right after music from Pink Floyd on
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Danny Bona Ducci and Ceremonying Show Resent. Give us a call, short,

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clean, radio friendly joke that's thewhole parameters called one eight hundred two five
two one two five call now allright, Our first caller to make Danny
laugh is Joan in Saqua. Hiyou, Joan, good morning, Good
morning. We're all doing great.How are you? I'm pretty good?
That's how's your joke going to be? Pretty good? I've been asking you

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your joke? This is always thefavorite part of the week. Oh come,
so, uh where does sheep goon vacation? Well? I certainly
do not know where sheep go onvacation. The beha us nicely done,
an impression and a joke, verynicely done. Nice John, I thought

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that was a cute one. Jamesand Bothel can you make Danny laugh?
On James? Danny's again roughing aboutyour David cats. I am every I
wake up and I ringive that jokeevery time. What's the new joke?
Okay, Well, what do youget from a very very pampered cow?

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Well, I don't know what doyou get from a very very pampered cow?
Spoiled milk? Very cute, veryit's not really the David Cassidy joke,
but it's good. It's good,and that's good enough for me.
It was Melissa, and it's yourturn to make Danny laugh. Come on,
Melissa, all right, I loveyour show. First time caller,

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a long time listener. We reallyappreciate that. Yeah, so Danny,
why can't the toilet paper cross theroad? Well, I don't know.
Why can't the toilet paper cross theroad? Got stuck in the crack?
All right, there you go,there you go, stuck it. Toilet
paper jokes first thing. If you'reon your way to work, don't don't

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worry about it. We've got yourtoilet paper jokes already. I love that.
Melissa is just cracking herself up overthere. She's got a good laugh
and I like her in those Melissa, thank you. And this was your
your first time calling, don't makeit the last. We love Yeah,
call up, don't forget us ifyou want to make Danny laugh. Eight
hundred and two five two one twofive. That's the number to call Andy
and Tacoma's up. Andy. Howare you doing there, buddy? She

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just marvelous. How are you marvelous? Morning show folks? Well, we're
feeling good man. I want yournew joke because you have some good you
have some gems. Well, thankyou. Hey, Danny, do you
know why the chicken went to thegym? No, I do not know
why did the chicken go to thegym? It wanted to work on its

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pecks? Okay, come on,how good are they gonna be? Thanks,
buddy one, Andy, let's seewho we have here. It's stories
in Chicago, Dorries. I wasjust thinking about you. How are you,
my little love pumpkin? Well?Do you know, Danny? I
miss you so much, and nomatter what, I will always find you
wherever you are on this planet.So I'm going to be looking for you

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soon because I miss you. That'slovely. We sounded a little stalker is
at first, but then it turnedinto a very nice compliment. Okay,
so darny, what comes after Ivory? What comes after Ivory? I don't
know Ivory? Oh? I gotit, Yeah, you get it,

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sir. I had to go throughthe alphabet. Dude, I do use
my fingers too, but goddamn,we got it there. Thank you very
much, Dories. I'll see yousoon. Oh, she's so going to
find you where sure you are?Well, I'll be here for God's sake.
Yeah, it's not hard to findhim right here in Seattle. Yo
in Olympia, Yo in Olympia.How are you? I am good?

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How are you? Danny? I'mdoing great. What's your joke today?
Because you come up with some realwinners? Okay, Well, I got
to tell you some Christmas act.Did you know that there were actually four
wise men that came to bring thebaby Jesus gifts? No? I had
no idea there were actually four wisemen instead of three? What happened?

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The fourth one brought fruitcakes? Sothey slammed the manger door right in.
Yeah? Did you take that up? Yes? I did. That's awesome,
A big winner, a big youknow what you should maybe write for
waldough that Hey it's Anya and Olympia. Hey, Anya in Olympia. What's
up, darling? Not too much? I have a honka joke for you?

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Goes right after the Christmas joke?Beautiful? Well, it's so,
who do penguins celebrate Hanukah with?Wait? Run that by? I'm again
and say that one more time?Who do penguins Celebratenka with? I have
no idea? The icebergs? Oh? I got you get it? I

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did? Did you get that?Happy Honkah? Y'all? Happy Honkah y'all,
Scott and Tacoma. Can you makeDanny laugh? I probably can.
All right, let's hear it.Okay, what do you call it when
a chameleon is so old he can'tchange color anymore? Wow? I don't
know what. Okay, here wego. What do you call a chameleon

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when he's too old to change coloranymore? A reptile dysfunction? Oh?
This has been make Danny laugh onthe Danny Bonaducci and Sarah Morning Show.
We'll see you next week two pointfive casy kids. So many good jokes
today, so many good I don'twant to rate him because I'm always having

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the people take the time to callin. It was a really good day
today. All right, Well youknow what's up next? Ali is up
next. You get your workday usstarted. She's got a ton of classic
crock to get you through the workday. I'm great. Well, get everybody
see right back here Monday morning.Bye.