December 13, 2023 • 24 mins
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I are you smart? We meanSarah smart? Your chance to be Smartacus
Imaracus, You win the title forthe day. More importantly, you win
tickets to see Deaf Leopard Journey.Cheap trick altogether, that's up to us.
Awesome, demb for that t mobilepark. You're gonna win the tickets
before you can even buy them.But our game works like this. You
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get three trivia questions. You needto get two of three correct in order
to win the tickets. Derek andRedmond is our contestant. Good morning,
Derek, Good morning Sarah. Howare you doing awesome? What are you
up to this morning? Oh?Just charging up on Tesla, getting ready
to get some people to work today. Right on? Sounds good? All
right? Well are you ready towin your tickets to see def Leopard and
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Journey. I am known as SmartacusJunior. Oh okay, well here you
go, Derek. Your first question, see if you can live up to
your hype? What color cat ismore prone for deafness? That this would
be the black Cats? Correct?Derek, you can still do it.
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You got to get these next twoquestions correct in order to win. What
famous composer who died in eighteen eightyseven was deaf? That was Mozart,
Derek, Derek, my friend,that is incorrect. You will not be
smart kissed today. And I've goteven more bad news. Tesla's are being
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recalled. This is not your day, my friend. There all right,
you can try again tomorrow, Derek, Sorry about that, Jill and Bonnie
Lake. He has narrowed it downfor you. Were you paying attention?
I was, all right? Whatcolored cat is more prone for deafness?
We know it's not black? Orange? Is your next question? We know
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it's not Mozart. What famous composerwho died in eighteen eighty seven was deaf?
Oh? I have no idea.How about Beth Open? How about
you got that? Jill? Oh? All right, here's your last question,
Jilly. You got to get thisone right in order to win the
titleist Martacus and the tickets. Avery famous rock opera was written about a
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pinball wizard who, among other things, was deaf. What was his name?
Gosh, I don't know, BettaLepperd I don't know, oh man,
Jill. I am so sorry,oh man. I didn't think these
were so difficult. All right,Chris, she has narrowed it down for
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you it's Chris and Tacoma. Heybuddy, hey, all right. So
it's not orange and it's not black. What color cat is more prone to
deafness? I think it's a whitecat. You are right, Chris,
job, Thank you, Chris.You didn't even need the other questions.
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The famous composer who died in eighteeneighty seven? Who is deaf? That
was Beethoven? Did you know thelast one? The rock opera written about
a pinball wizard who, among otherthings, was deaf too. What was
that? So? I think Iknow that answer, Tommy. So you're
doubly smart. Kissed. Nice job, Chris, Thank you, baby,
woh baby. All right, Chris, congratulations you have won those tickets to
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Death Leopard and Journey. September fourth, te Mobile Park courtesy of Live Nation.
Congratulations to you. We will playthis game again tomorrow at eight ten,
and it will not have anything todo with cats or composers Tomorrow.
Danny Bonadiccci Life Coach is next.Jessica's on Mercer Island. She wants to
talk with Danny about her husband's immaturesense of humor and now how it's affecting
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their children. Danny's got some goodadvice for her and you will hear him.
Dole it out after Nirvana and oneof two point five K's Okay,
Seattle's Class GFFRACKX Station. Danny BonaducciLive Coach. The Life Coach is in.
Danny Banducci has been through it all. He can help you no matter
what your problem is. And ifyou want to talk with Danny, send
us an email to Life Coach atkazyoka dot com. Today, it's Jessica
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from Mercer Island. Hi, Jessica, how the hell are you? I'm
pretty good? Well, I'm prettygood too. All right, what do
we got here? My husband,Jerome is he's always been a little bit
immature and kind of silly, butit's caused us to have to go through
the parent teacher conference at my kid, Caleb's school. Oh no way,
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you had to go to the childteacher meeting about it? Well, it's
sort of morphed in. Do youknow? My kid has always adored my
husband, and thankfully so, I'mvery grateful for that. But you know,
all Jerome wants to do is watch, you know, the clumps or
Chevy Chase, or you know,anybody that falls or farts. He thinks
it's hysterical. So anything that fallsor farts, yeah, you know,
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I'm with your kid on this totalif it falls or farts, it's funny.
It's the three it's the three f'sof a social entanglement. But whatever
it is, I think it's funny. Sorry, yeah, I know.
But at lunch law week, hislittle friend was going to the lunch table
and she tripped and you know,her everything spilled and she got her drink
all over her clothes, and ofcourse my kid couldn't stop laughing. Right
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then, of course we had todo the you know, please come to
the school, let's talk this out. We had to you know, write
the apology and blah blah all thatstuff. And I'm just going, honey,
can you not simmer down on thisstuff. We don't need to be
teaching, you know, Caleb.All this well, I think there's a
different thing between fart jokes and laughing. Because a girl's miend. It's not
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nice, it's not polite like withme, and you called this life coach.
I feel I've got to do myduty already laughing, do my duty?
I said duty on the radio.I said duty. See even you're
laughing, it's the three Arts,falls at parts or something else. So
my kids, they don't look likeme. They don't find the same things
funny that I do. They don'tread the same books I do. May
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I ask you something, When wasthe last time your kid read a book?
Well, he has to do thingsfor school, Okay, it was
the last time you read a book? I think you read Charlotte's Web maybe
over the summer. Okay, notbad end, A good story, by
the way, And quickly I willsay this was made into a movie in
which I was starring. So there. So here's the thing. I don't
think you have a real problem withthe kid. I don't think you even
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have a real problem with your husband. You got a kid that reads a
book and thinks his dad is funny, and you went out of your way
because you love your family. You'rethe winner. There's a world around you
where kids don't like them mommy anddaddy. Kids don't read books, kids
make fart jokes at school. You'rethe big winner. You know. I've
done a couple of divorces. HereI'm telling you from experience. You're the
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big winner. Kids love your dad, love it, everybody, even I
love you and I'm the life Coach, but I'm going to say this one
more time, and I've got togo back to people who are trying to
kill each other and set each otheron fire. You are the big winner.
Your family is lucky to have you. Okay, thank you, welcome.
That was Danny Bananaducci, Life Coach. You can always reach him.
The email is Life Coach at kazyokadot com. Danny Bona Ducci and the
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big News of the day. Thebig news of the day is brought you
by Goldberg Jones Divorce for men.You can call them one eight hundred Divorce
or go online too Goldberg Jones dotcom. Well, bad news for Seattleites
who are holding their breath for awhite Christmas. The latest data projects warmer
than average temperatures for the holiday,and they say the odds are not in
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our favor. Oh, come on, typically here in Seattle, the odds
aren't in your favor anyway. It'sabout ten below ten percent. But now
they say even worse this year,a lower chances because it's going to be
warmer than usual. Yay, yay. Well, some people are dreaming of
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a white Christmas. I am.I think it's pretty beautiful as long as
you don't like have to go anywhereafterwards. Right, I am the one
guy. Well, I'm not theone guy, but I am not looking
forward to a white Christmas. AsI said in the beginning, the your
odds are not good, Danny sogood. I'm fine with that. Charlie's
Sarren and Daniel Craig are pairing upfor a new movie called Two for the
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Money. Okay, these are twomassive stars. I'm a big fan,
and they are pairing up for amovie from the guy who is behind Fast
and Furious. So Two for theMoney is going to be done with the
guy behind Fast and Furious. Andthat guy knows something about making movies because
those movies gross bazillions of the boxand literally bazillions. Yeah, and that's
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you know how many zeros in abazillion? Like nine? Yeah, that
guy's so successful. They have anew form of denomination named after him.
Right. Fine. I don't knowif that made sense, but you know
what I mean. I do knowwhat you mean, and I like it.
Charlie's Sarron Daniel Craig will be playingcareer thieves, with a relationship stemming
from their work spanning three Big Jobs. Well I saw them. They were
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in one of those movies already andthey were great together. Yeah, Charlie's
Sarren has been in a couple ofThe Fast and Furious and James Bond I
mean Daniel Craig obviously know for beingJames Bond. Right. Well, moviegoers
think die Hard is a Christmas movie, which is me yep, which is
why it is back on the bigscreen. That's funny, limited release and
while out in theaters. So thispast weekend it was in theaters and it
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brought in about a million bucks.And you think about it, We've all
seen die Hard, yeah, numeroustimes, but it didn't stop people from
going to see it on the bigscreen. It brought in one million dollars,
just under a million bucks for amovie that came out thirty years ago.
Yeah. No, it's not abad call technically thirty five years ago,
by the way. Yeah, andtechnically it is a Christmas movie.
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Well, if you want to watchdie Hard, you can at home.
It is streaming now on Hulu Beautiful. This is Danny Bonaducci's last week on
the air. He is choosing toretire, and throughout the week up until
your last show on Friday, weare sharing some memories our favorite moments with
Danny Bonaducci. Obviously, you've donea lot of different TV and movies other
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than The Partridge Family. What wouldyou say is a TV show appearance that
stands out to you, Danny?A TV show apparents let me see you,
let me see I did. Yeah, there are a lot, but
I'm gonna think I did a thingwith that seventy show and those guys really
treated me very well. Yeah.Ashton Kutcher toef for Grace, Mila Kunis.
Now, you were on that showmultiple times, well, seeple times.
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Do you remember what role you played? I actually played a couple And
this is how you know I'm agreat actor. No matter what anybody tells
you. I played the uh managerof a hot dog stand and I played
a guy on the radio. That'sawesome. That is awesome. We'll continue
to share your favorite Danny Manaducci memorieskzok dot com. You can tell Alexa
send a talk back to kz ok. You can also, of course,
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call eight hundred two five two onetwo five. Now that that, my
friends, is cool, all right? The weirdest story of the day has
to do. We'll see has todo with Rob Gronkowski. Yeah, now
you know the Gronk, sure ofcourse. Yep. Famous football player played
for the New England Patriots. Andnow he has been doing a lot of
stuff on television. And he actuallysaw hearing me yesterday. Yeah what was
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he doing? He was he wasdoing a sports show with I wish I
could remember because it's a big,famous sports show and he was on it
and he was great. Yeah,he's been doing a lot of the Sunday
broadcast. He's charming, he's gota really fun personality. While he was
on the Dan Patrick Show and confirmedthat he is going to be singing the
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national anthem. No way, thisis Saturday's Bowl game between UCLA and Boise
State. He says he is goingto be practicing a lot. He said,
I've got the words down, butdon't worry, I'm also singing with
the new directions veterans choir. Wow, what a big day for the Gronk.
Well, so it's good that it'snot just him because I don't know
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if he could carry it by himself. Well, I'd like to see because
you could be surprised. You cansing this is true? Well, we'll
find out how he does. RobGronkowski singing the national anthem at Saturday's Bowl
game with UCLA and Boise State.Oh sir, can you see? Well,
Okay, I can't sing ha ha. Big News of the day is
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brought to you by Goldburg Jones Divorcefor Men one eight hundred Divorce or online
Goldburg Jones dot Com. Coming up, Danny Bonaducci has an opinion on white
furniture. Oh come on, yeah, you don't strike me as a white
furniture kind of guy. But we'llhear Danny Bonaducci's take next on one or
two point five k'sy okay, theClassic rock Station, The Danny Bonaducci and
Sarah Morning Show. Pase wee,he's a nurse us. Danny Bonaducci's takes
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perfect. Here's my take on whitefurniture. I told you guys on Monday
that Amy and I were finning tomove to Bomb Springs. At least we're
part of the year. Some mightcall us snowbirds, what I prefer snow
Partridges. Sorry I had to sayit. Anyway. We were starting to
buy stuff with the new house andcan someone tell me why my wife bought
a white couch. She tells me, well, we're grown up, so
we don't have any kids. Wecan do this. But I'm really not
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sure. Did she think about thefact that the cats would sit on it?
Did she consider the fact that I'mgoing to sit on it? I
have been walking around with bare whybecause she makes me wash my feet before
I sit on her couch. Wepromised we would never eat on this thing,
but come on, it's right infront of the TV. The other
day she got me eating a strawberrypomp tart right there on the couch.
Well, I was afraid for mylife. I cannot even imagine what might
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happen if I dared to drink coffeeor god forbid, a brightly called gatorade.
Was this a wise purchase? Itseems like a bad investment to me.
Who's going to stand at first?Well, the good money's on me.
And that's my take on white furnitures. One two point five kz Okay
the classic rock station. Of course, the big news this week is that
Danny Bonaducci announced his retirement. Allweek long, we are celebrating the life
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and the career of Danny Bonaducci.You've worked with so many people in the
past. Do We have interviewed somany people in the past, But joining
us now is somebody that you workedwith I believe was it Detroit? I'm
not sure. I don't know whothe person is yet John Heffren, No
way, Where did you work withhim? I worked with him in Detroit
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and he's a wonderful guy and superfunny. By the way, he was
the win of last Comics standing withsome of the best comics in the country,
and my buddy John Heffern pulled itoff. Well, you guys worked
together. He was the sidekick tothe Danny Bannadoucci Show. Joining the show
now is John Heffrin. Hey,John, how the hell have you been?
Good morning, Danny and everybody.How are you guys? Oh,
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I'm for one and very good,although I'm freaked out a little bit by
the fact that I'm retiring. Sohow the hell are you? Well,
you know what, I'm calling youfrom a costco So it actually feels like
I'm doing in an old school likecall in, Like some sales department made
me show up here and not payme, and I gotta like tell everyone
to get down here. And wegot some station coosies and a pissed off
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intern who doesn't want to be workingwith me. Are you sad you're retiring
from all of that, Danny?No, I gotta tell you. You
put it pretty right. That's theway it goes, right when the sales
department comes in and goes, canyou wake up early on a Saturday and
go to the shoe hut from twoto four? And you're like, no,
I'd rather I had to be atyou know, some dumb bar parents.
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Anyway, on the what is here? Dude? I was trying to
think of me knowing you and inthe stories that I had in the short
time that I worked with you,I'm just gonna I'm just gonna bullet point
them and maybe people won't even getthe full story. OKAYO one, me
and your mother trying to out drinkRussians in Japan. That happened? Ye?
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Did that really happen, John?Yeah? That really happened. Yeah,
in Japan. We were in someconference center in Japan for the Olympics
and I'm I'm like only twenty something, so I can hang missus Vanni.
She had a bottle of vodka.There were these Russian guys on some Russian
team and everybody was doing shots andI'm kind of shy and I'm not talking
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anybody. But then I realized Iam so drunk that I have to leave.
So I kind of go back tomy room, all asleep, pass
out. Now I'm starving. Igo back to finding betting machine. Vona
Ducci's mom is still drinking with thesewith these large men, like three hours
later. It was insane. Okay, So there's that great story that's always
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with me. Then there was atime we went to a Matchbox twenty concert
here in me in Michigan, andwe're in a Matt Fox twenty concert.
Me and Danny are walking. Someguy says you too suck, right,
So so Danny's hears it and wekeep walking, and then Danny gets to
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the end of the row. We'reat this outdoor empathisty. I'll never forget
it's Row JJ. Danny takes offhis shirt and then proceeds to challenge everybody
sitting in Row JJ to a fistfight, which is weird because listen, you
go to a Matchbox twenty concert,you think you're relatively free of fist fights.
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I mean, there might be some. There might be some crying because
there's a boyfriend that didn't want tobe there. But you don't think there's
gonna be a fistfight or guy takenoff a shirt. There's that one.
Then there was a time where aboutfive ambulances, three police helicopters all swore
me going to a remote because littlebit knows to me and we canly.
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I'll say to anybody in the whowas at the show. A girl fakes
a car accident in front of me, gets out of the car, fakes
fighting with another girl. Cops showup, one cop falls, They say,
officer down. Now we have helicopters. Oh gee. And then I'm
sitting in the back of the copcar and they're listening to our show.
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And I just heard Vona Jucci saying, have friend ask if the donuts donut?
That was all that was before sevenpoint thirty. And then there was
another time and I told this storya million times, uh, and this
would this would be a good oneto go out on. Uh. We
I think this, you know,how like you have some memories in there
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wrong, so I could be justwrong with you know. It was it
was the nineties. I did afew hits ecstasy back then. So like
my brain could be a little muddy. We were interviewing Janet Jackson and Danny
said, she's she's performing at JoeLouis Areena, but she was performing at
the Palace of Auburn Hills. Sohe shakes his paper and points to Matt,
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our producer, and Dan she's kindof pointing at it, meaning I
even know what he was saying.He was saying, hey, right,
the right, right, right,the right place down, So I don't
care. M Matt throws his handsup in that that Jesus moved that soccer
players do is like, what whatdid I do? Right? So then
I no longer seen Matt and Dannyanymore. Now they've taken the discussion to
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the ground, but Janet Jackson isstill talking to us on the phone.
I would ask the Jana Jackson aquestion, but she would give a one
word answer, and I needed liketwo sentences off of her so I could
see who's on top of what's goingon on the other side. So I
go, Janet, what's your favoritepop tart? And it's a I don't
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even know why I ask, AndI pushed my chair over and I get
close enough to everybody and I'm grabbingI somehow get knocked in the back of
the head. So then after theshow, right, I've always are who
did it? So at the endof the show, I leave, I
go home, and the girl wasdating at the time comes to my house
and says, what you know,why'd you buy the VCR? And I
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got I didn't buy a VCR,and you go, yeah, you did,
there's one right there. I go, I don't remember buying that.
And then she goes, well,what's the matter with you? I go,
nothing, I just left this showand I came in. I bought
uh, I get you know,I guess I bought a v CR,
and oh, I don't remember buyingthe vc So then we went to the
hospital. I had a minor concussionand I don't remember buying a VCR.
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But here's what's funny. Okay,this was the mid nineties, so Danny
actually hit me so hard I wentbackwards in a full technology because I should
have bought a DVD player, youknow what I mean, Like, if
there was a little bit more weightbehind it, he would have knocked you
know, back in the beta orsomething, you know what I mean.
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Yes, By the way, ifyou ever see a thing o where a
comedy called this John Heffern. Iwill tell you this that John Heffern won
last comic standing correct, John correct? Yeah, many months ago. Luckily
I got fired from our radio stationsand then I went on to win that
comic. Yeah. Well, Iwill tell you this man. I have
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worked with many comic and many partnerin the morning like Sarah for God's Stage.
But if you see John Heffern's name, buy a ticket because he's always
hysterical. John, thanks for takingtime to tell me some of those best
stories. I quit drinking what thirteenyears ago or something crazy like that,
and I have not plunged a personin the face since then. And as
it was in the ring and theymade the bad call to fight with me,
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bad call. You should listen toHaffrin first. Hey, thank you
very much for John Ever know youguys, those are the best stories yet.
On two by five kz okay anyclassic rock station, we are playing
the game Sweeping the Nation. Nofor your chance to win a pair of
tickets to see Trevor Noah March twentyfourth at the Paramount Theater. Now here's
what's going on. There is somethingincorrect in the clue. Something is incorrect
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in the clue you're about to hear, and that's going to leave you saying
no uh. And to win thetickets, you're gonna have to tell us
what is wrong with the clue.Our contestant is in Seattle. His name
is Trevor. Oh. Hi,Trevor, Hey, good morning. How
are you doing pretty great over year? How about yourself? I'm doing all
right. I feel like I wasborn for this opportunity. I have a
feeling that you were. So let'ssee how you do. Trevor. I'm
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assuming your last name is not nouh, no, it is not.
All right. Well, here isyour clue, and again, Trevor,
you have to tell us what iswrong with this clue. Trevor Noah has
listed his comedic influences as Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, The Rock, and
Dave Chappelle. He said, thoseguys have laid the foundation and moved the
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yardstick for all comedians and not justblack comedians. No Uh, you may
have noticed something is wrong with thatclue. Can you tell us what it
was? Trevor. I'm thinking thatthe Rock should not be in this conversation.
Thinking you are correct, Trevor,all right, bonus points. Do
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you know who he was talking about? I would say my guess would be
Richard Pryor would be my best friend. Well, Chris Rock was what was
wrong? Not the Rock. Butyou got a Trevor congratulations, Like you
said, you were awesome. Youwere born for this. Trevor and Seattle
is going to see Trevor Noah Marchtwenty fourth at the Paramount Theater. He've
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won those tickets courtesy of Live Nation. Tickets are on sale now. You
can also listen tomorrow at seven ten. We'll play another exciting round of no
uh all right. Next. Ilove this part of the show because she
is so funny. Jelly Bean's jokeof the Week. Jelly Bean's got one
for us about changing directions of herlifelong dreams. We'll hear jelly Bean's joke
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after the Eagles I want to twopoint five K's Okay beat Class of Rock
Station. And now jelly Bean's jokeof the week. Hey there, Uncle
Dandy, Good morning jelly Bean man. It's been so much fun making you
off on the radio. Are youready to hear my joke? I am
dying to hear your joke. Whydid I have to give up my dream
of becoming a baker? Well,I don't know, sweetheart. Why did
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you have to give up your dreamof being a baker because I just couldn't
make enough do? The kid's alwaysgood? Thank you, dude. Enjoy
your retirement. You've earned it well, Thank you very much. I don't
really just realize this, uh whatwe've been on the air longer than she's
been alive. This is true,so weird. Good one, Jellybean,
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Thanks Jellyban.
I are you smart? We meanSarah smart? Your chance to be Smartacus
Imaracus, You win the title forthe day. More importantly, you win
tickets to see Deaf Leopard Journey.Cheap trick altogether, that's up to us.
Awesome, demb for that t mobilepark. You're gonna win the tickets
before you can even buy them.But our game works like this. You
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get three trivia questions. You needto get two of three correct in order
to win the tickets. Derek andRedmond is our contestant. Good morning,
Derek, Good morning Sarah. Howare you doing awesome? What are you
up to this morning? Oh?Just charging up on Tesla, getting ready
to get some people to work today. Right on? Sounds good? All
right? Well are you ready towin your tickets to see def Leopard and
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Journey. I am known as SmartacusJunior. Oh okay, well here you
go, Derek. Your first question, see if you can live up to
your hype? What color cat ismore prone for deafness? That this would
be the black Cats? Correct?Derek, you can still do it.
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You got to get these next twoquestions correct in order to win. What
famous composer who died in eighteen eightyseven was deaf? That was Mozart,
Derek, Derek, my friend,that is incorrect. You will not be
smart kissed today. And I've goteven more bad news. Tesla's are being
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recalled. This is not your day, my friend. There all right,
you can try again tomorrow, Derek, Sorry about that, Jill and Bonnie
Lake. He has narrowed it downfor you. Were you paying attention?
I was, all right? Whatcolored cat is more prone for deafness?
We know it's not black? Orange? Is your next question? We know
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it's not Mozart. What famous composerwho died in eighteen eighty seven was deaf?
Oh? I have no idea.How about Beth Open? How about
you got that? Jill? Oh? All right, here's your last question,
Jilly. You got to get thisone right in order to win the
titleist Martacus and the tickets. Avery famous rock opera was written about a
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pinball wizard who, among other things, was deaf. What was his name?
Gosh, I don't know, BettaLepperd I don't know, oh man,
Jill. I am so sorry,oh man. I didn't think these
were so difficult. All right,Chris, she has narrowed it down for
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you it's Chris and Tacoma. Heybuddy, hey, all right. So
it's not orange and it's not black. What color cat is more prone to
deafness? I think it's a whitecat. You are right, Chris,
job, Thank you, Chris.You didn't even need the other questions.
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The famous composer who died in eighteeneighty seven? Who is deaf? That
was Beethoven? Did you know thelast one? The rock opera written about
a pinball wizard who, among otherthings, was deaf too. What was
that? So? I think Iknow that answer, Tommy. So you're
doubly smart. Kissed. Nice job, Chris, Thank you, baby,
woh baby. All right, Chris, congratulations you have won those tickets to
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Death Leopard and Journey. September fourth, te Mobile Park courtesy of Live Nation.
Congratulations to you. We will playthis game again tomorrow at eight ten,
and it will not have anything todo with cats or composers Tomorrow.
Danny Bonadiccci Life Coach is next.Jessica's on Mercer Island. She wants to
talk with Danny about her husband's immaturesense of humor and now how it's affecting
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their children. Danny's got some goodadvice for her and you will hear him.
Dole it out after Nirvana and oneof two point five K's Okay,
Seattle's Class GFFRACKX Station. Danny BonaducciLive Coach. The Life Coach is in.
Danny Banducci has been through it all. He can help you no matter
what your problem is. And ifyou want to talk with Danny, send
us an email to Life Coach atkazyoka dot com. Today, it's Jessica
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from Mercer Island. Hi, Jessica, how the hell are you? I'm
pretty good? Well, I'm prettygood too. All right, what do
we got here? My husband,Jerome is he's always been a little bit
immature and kind of silly, butit's caused us to have to go through
the parent teacher conference at my kid, Caleb's school. Oh no way,
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you had to go to the childteacher meeting about it? Well, it's
sort of morphed in. Do youknow? My kid has always adored my
husband, and thankfully so, I'mvery grateful for that. But you know,
all Jerome wants to do is watch, you know, the clumps or
Chevy Chase, or you know,anybody that falls or farts. He thinks
it's hysterical. So anything that fallsor farts, yeah, you know,
(04:47):
I'm with your kid on this totalif it falls or farts, it's funny.
It's the three it's the three f'sof a social entanglement. But whatever
it is, I think it's funny. Sorry, yeah, I know.
But at lunch law week, hislittle friend was going to the lunch table
and she tripped and you know,her everything spilled and she got her drink
all over her clothes, and ofcourse my kid couldn't stop laughing. Right
(05:12):
then, of course we had todo the you know, please come to
the school, let's talk this out. We had to you know, write
the apology and blah blah all thatstuff. And I'm just going, honey,
can you not simmer down on thisstuff. We don't need to be
teaching, you know, Caleb.All this well, I think there's a
different thing between fart jokes and laughing. Because a girl's miend. It's not
(05:33):
nice, it's not polite like withme, and you called this life coach.
I feel I've got to do myduty already laughing, do my duty?
I said duty on the radio.I said duty. See even you're
laughing, it's the three Arts,falls at parts or something else. So
my kids, they don't look likeme. They don't find the same things
funny that I do. They don'tread the same books I do. May
(05:56):
I ask you something, When wasthe last time your kid read a book?
Well, he has to do thingsfor school, Okay, it was
the last time you read a book? I think you read Charlotte's Web maybe
over the summer. Okay, notbad end, A good story, by
the way, And quickly I willsay this was made into a movie in
which I was starring. So there. So here's the thing. I don't
think you have a real problem withthe kid. I don't think you even
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have a real problem with your husband. You got a kid that reads a
book and thinks his dad is funny, and you went out of your way
because you love your family. You'rethe winner. There's a world around you
where kids don't like them mommy anddaddy. Kids don't read books, kids
make fart jokes at school. You'rethe big winner. You know. I've
done a couple of divorces. HereI'm telling you from experience. You're the
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big winner. Kids love your dad, love it, everybody, even I
love you and I'm the life Coach, but I'm going to say this one
more time, and I've got togo back to people who are trying to
kill each other and set each otheron fire. You are the big winner.
Your family is lucky to have you. Okay, thank you, welcome.
That was Danny Bananaducci, Life Coach. You can always reach him.
The email is Life Coach at kazyokadot com. Danny Bona Ducci and the
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big News of the day. Thebig news of the day is brought you
by Goldberg Jones Divorce for men.You can call them one eight hundred Divorce
or go online too Goldberg Jones dotcom. Well, bad news for Seattleites
who are holding their breath for awhite Christmas. The latest data projects warmer
than average temperatures for the holiday,and they say the odds are not in
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our favor. Oh, come on, typically here in Seattle, the odds
aren't in your favor anyway. It'sabout ten below ten percent. But now
they say even worse this year,a lower chances because it's going to be
warmer than usual. Yay, yay. Well, some people are dreaming of
(07:41):
a white Christmas. I am.I think it's pretty beautiful as long as
you don't like have to go anywhereafterwards. Right, I am the one
guy. Well, I'm not theone guy, but I am not looking
forward to a white Christmas. AsI said in the beginning, the your
odds are not good, Danny sogood. I'm fine with that. Charlie's
Sarren and Daniel Craig are pairing upfor a new movie called Two for the
(08:03):
Money. Okay, these are twomassive stars. I'm a big fan,
and they are pairing up for amovie from the guy who is behind Fast
and Furious. So Two for theMoney is going to be done with the
guy behind Fast and Furious. Andthat guy knows something about making movies because
those movies gross bazillions of the boxand literally bazillions. Yeah, and that's
(08:24):
you know how many zeros in abazillion? Like nine? Yeah, that
guy's so successful. They have anew form of denomination named after him.
Right. Fine. I don't knowif that made sense, but you know
what I mean. I do knowwhat you mean, and I like it.
Charlie's Sarron Daniel Craig will be playingcareer thieves, with a relationship stemming
from their work spanning three Big Jobs. Well I saw them. They were
(08:45):
in one of those movies already andthey were great together. Yeah, Charlie's
Sarren has been in a couple ofThe Fast and Furious and James Bond I
mean Daniel Craig obviously know for beingJames Bond. Right. Well, moviegoers
think die Hard is a Christmas movie, which is me yep, which is
why it is back on the bigscreen. That's funny, limited release and
while out in theaters. So thispast weekend it was in theaters and it
(09:09):
brought in about a million bucks.And you think about it, We've all
seen die Hard, yeah, numeroustimes, but it didn't stop people from
going to see it on the bigscreen. It brought in one million dollars,
just under a million bucks for amovie that came out thirty years ago.
Yeah. No, it's not abad call technically thirty five years ago,
by the way. Yeah, andtechnically it is a Christmas movie.
(09:31):
Well, if you want to watchdie Hard, you can at home.
It is streaming now on Hulu Beautiful. This is Danny Bonaducci's last week on
the air. He is choosing toretire, and throughout the week up until
your last show on Friday, weare sharing some memories our favorite moments with
Danny Bonaducci. Obviously, you've donea lot of different TV and movies other
(09:52):
than The Partridge Family. What wouldyou say is a TV show appearance that
stands out to you, Danny?A TV show apparents let me see you,
let me see I did. Yeah, there are a lot, but
I'm gonna think I did a thingwith that seventy show and those guys really
treated me very well. Yeah.Ashton Kutcher toef for Grace, Mila Kunis.
Now, you were on that showmultiple times, well, seeple times.
(10:16):
Do you remember what role you played? I actually played a couple And
this is how you know I'm agreat actor. No matter what anybody tells
you. I played the uh managerof a hot dog stand and I played
a guy on the radio. That'sawesome. That is awesome. We'll continue
to share your favorite Danny Manaducci memorieskzok dot com. You can tell Alexa
send a talk back to kz ok. You can also, of course,
(10:37):
call eight hundred two five two onetwo five. Now that that, my
friends, is cool, all right? The weirdest story of the day has
to do. We'll see has todo with Rob Gronkowski. Yeah, now
you know the Gronk, sure ofcourse. Yep. Famous football player played
for the New England Patriots. Andnow he has been doing a lot of
stuff on television. And he actuallysaw hearing me yesterday. Yeah what was
(11:01):
he doing? He was he wasdoing a sports show with I wish I
could remember because it's a big,famous sports show and he was on it
and he was great. Yeah,he's been doing a lot of the Sunday
broadcast. He's charming, he's gota really fun personality. While he was
on the Dan Patrick Show and confirmedthat he is going to be singing the
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national anthem. No way, thisis Saturday's Bowl game between UCLA and Boise
State. He says he is goingto be practicing a lot. He said,
I've got the words down, butdon't worry, I'm also singing with
the new directions veterans choir. Wow, what a big day for the Gronk.
Well, so it's good that it'snot just him because I don't know
(11:45):
if he could carry it by himself. Well, I'd like to see because
you could be surprised. You cansing this is true? Well, we'll
find out how he does. RobGronkowski singing the national anthem at Saturday's Bowl
game with UCLA and Boise State.Oh sir, can you see? Well,
Okay, I can't sing ha ha. Big News of the day is
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brought to you by Goldburg Jones Divorcefor Men one eight hundred Divorce or online
Goldburg Jones dot Com. Coming up, Danny Bonaducci has an opinion on white
furniture. Oh come on, yeah, you don't strike me as a white
furniture kind of guy. But we'llhear Danny Bonaducci's take next on one or
two point five k'sy okay, theClassic rock Station, The Danny Bonaducci and
Sarah Morning Show. Pase wee,he's a nurse us. Danny Bonaducci's takes
(12:30):
perfect. Here's my take on whitefurniture. I told you guys on Monday
that Amy and I were finning tomove to Bomb Springs. At least we're
part of the year. Some mightcall us snowbirds, what I prefer snow
Partridges. Sorry I had to sayit. Anyway. We were starting to
buy stuff with the new house andcan someone tell me why my wife bought
a white couch. She tells me, well, we're grown up, so
we don't have any kids. Wecan do this. But I'm really not
(12:52):
sure. Did she think about thefact that the cats would sit on it?
Did she consider the fact that I'mgoing to sit on it? I
have been walking around with bare whybecause she makes me wash my feet before
I sit on her couch. Wepromised we would never eat on this thing,
but come on, it's right infront of the TV. The other
day she got me eating a strawberrypomp tart right there on the couch.
Well, I was afraid for mylife. I cannot even imagine what might
(13:15):
happen if I dared to drink coffeeor god forbid, a brightly called gatorade.
Was this a wise purchase? Itseems like a bad investment to me.
Who's going to stand at first?Well, the good money's on me.
And that's my take on white furnitures. One two point five kz Okay
the classic rock station. Of course, the big news this week is that
Danny Bonaducci announced his retirement. Allweek long, we are celebrating the life
(13:35):
and the career of Danny Bonaducci.You've worked with so many people in the
past. Do We have interviewed somany people in the past, But joining
us now is somebody that you workedwith I believe was it Detroit? I'm
not sure. I don't know whothe person is yet John Heffren, No
way, Where did you work withhim? I worked with him in Detroit
(13:56):
and he's a wonderful guy and superfunny. By the way, he was
the win of last Comics standing withsome of the best comics in the country,
and my buddy John Heffern pulled itoff. Well, you guys worked
together. He was the sidekick tothe Danny Bannadoucci Show. Joining the show
now is John Heffrin. Hey,John, how the hell have you been?
Good morning, Danny and everybody.How are you guys? Oh,
(14:18):
I'm for one and very good,although I'm freaked out a little bit by
the fact that I'm retiring. Sohow the hell are you? Well,
you know what, I'm calling youfrom a costco So it actually feels like
I'm doing in an old school likecall in, Like some sales department made
me show up here and not payme, and I gotta like tell everyone
to get down here. And wegot some station coosies and a pissed off
(14:41):
intern who doesn't want to be workingwith me. Are you sad you're retiring
from all of that, Danny?No, I gotta tell you. You
put it pretty right. That's theway it goes, right when the sales
department comes in and goes, canyou wake up early on a Saturday and
go to the shoe hut from twoto four? And you're like, no,
I'd rather I had to be atyou know, some dumb bar parents.
(15:03):
Anyway, on the what is here? Dude? I was trying to
think of me knowing you and inthe stories that I had in the short
time that I worked with you,I'm just gonna I'm just gonna bullet point
them and maybe people won't even getthe full story. OKAYO one, me
and your mother trying to out drinkRussians in Japan. That happened? Ye?
(15:26):
Did that really happen, John?Yeah? That really happened. Yeah,
in Japan. We were in someconference center in Japan for the Olympics
and I'm I'm like only twenty something, so I can hang missus Vanni.
She had a bottle of vodka.There were these Russian guys on some Russian
team and everybody was doing shots andI'm kind of shy and I'm not talking
(15:52):
anybody. But then I realized Iam so drunk that I have to leave.
So I kind of go back tomy room, all asleep, pass
out. Now I'm starving. Igo back to finding betting machine. Vona
Ducci's mom is still drinking with thesewith these large men, like three hours
later. It was insane. Okay, So there's that great story that's always
(16:15):
with me. Then there was atime we went to a Matchbox twenty concert
here in me in Michigan, andwe're in a Matt Fox twenty concert.
Me and Danny are walking. Someguy says you too suck, right,
So so Danny's hears it and wekeep walking, and then Danny gets to
(16:37):
the end of the row. We'reat this outdoor empathisty. I'll never forget
it's Row JJ. Danny takes offhis shirt and then proceeds to challenge everybody
sitting in Row JJ to a fistfight, which is weird because listen, you
go to a Matchbox twenty concert,you think you're relatively free of fist fights.
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I mean, there might be some. There might be some crying because
there's a boyfriend that didn't want tobe there. But you don't think there's
gonna be a fistfight or guy takenoff a shirt. There's that one.
Then there was a time where aboutfive ambulances, three police helicopters all swore
me going to a remote because littlebit knows to me and we canly.
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I'll say to anybody in the whowas at the show. A girl fakes
a car accident in front of me, gets out of the car, fakes
fighting with another girl. Cops showup, one cop falls, They say,
officer down. Now we have helicopters. Oh gee. And then I'm
sitting in the back of the copcar and they're listening to our show.
(17:47):
And I just heard Vona Jucci saying, have friend ask if the donuts donut?
That was all that was before sevenpoint thirty. And then there was
another time and I told this storya million times, uh, and this
would this would be a good oneto go out on. Uh. We
I think this, you know,how like you have some memories in there
(18:11):
wrong, so I could be justwrong with you know. It was it
was the nineties. I did afew hits ecstasy back then. So like
my brain could be a little muddy. We were interviewing Janet Jackson and Danny
said, she's she's performing at JoeLouis Areena, but she was performing at
the Palace of Auburn Hills. Sohe shakes his paper and points to Matt,
(18:33):
our producer, and Dan she's kindof pointing at it, meaning I
even know what he was saying.He was saying, hey, right,
the right, right, right,the right place down, So I don't
care. M Matt throws his handsup in that that Jesus moved that soccer
players do is like, what whatdid I do? Right? So then
I no longer seen Matt and Dannyanymore. Now they've taken the discussion to
(18:57):
the ground, but Janet Jackson isstill talking to us on the phone.
I would ask the Jana Jackson aquestion, but she would give a one
word answer, and I needed liketwo sentences off of her so I could
see who's on top of what's goingon on the other side. So I
go, Janet, what's your favoritepop tart? And it's a I don't
(19:21):
even know why I ask, AndI pushed my chair over and I get
close enough to everybody and I'm grabbingI somehow get knocked in the back of
the head. So then after theshow, right, I've always are who
did it? So at the endof the show, I leave, I
go home, and the girl wasdating at the time comes to my house
and says, what you know,why'd you buy the VCR? And I
(19:42):
got I didn't buy a VCR,and you go, yeah, you did,
there's one right there. I go, I don't remember buying that.
And then she goes, well,what's the matter with you? I go,
nothing, I just left this showand I came in. I bought
uh, I get you know,I guess I bought a v CR,
and oh, I don't remember buyingthe vc So then we went to the
hospital. I had a minor concussionand I don't remember buying a VCR.
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But here's what's funny. Okay,this was the mid nineties, so Danny
actually hit me so hard I wentbackwards in a full technology because I should
have bought a DVD player, youknow what I mean, Like, if
there was a little bit more weightbehind it, he would have knocked you
know, back in the beta orsomething, you know what I mean.
(20:26):
Yes, By the way, ifyou ever see a thing o where a
comedy called this John Heffern. Iwill tell you this that John Heffern won
last comic standing correct, John correct? Yeah, many months ago. Luckily
I got fired from our radio stationsand then I went on to win that
comic. Yeah. Well, Iwill tell you this man. I have
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worked with many comic and many partnerin the morning like Sarah for God's Stage.
But if you see John Heffern's name, buy a ticket because he's always
hysterical. John, thanks for takingtime to tell me some of those best
stories. I quit drinking what thirteenyears ago or something crazy like that,
and I have not plunged a personin the face since then. And as
it was in the ring and theymade the bad call to fight with me,
(21:08):
bad call. You should listen toHaffrin first. Hey, thank you
very much for John Ever know youguys, those are the best stories yet.
On two by five kz okay anyclassic rock station, we are playing
the game Sweeping the Nation. Nofor your chance to win a pair of
tickets to see Trevor Noah March twentyfourth at the Paramount Theater. Now here's
what's going on. There is somethingincorrect in the clue. Something is incorrect
(21:33):
in the clue you're about to hear, and that's going to leave you saying
no uh. And to win thetickets, you're gonna have to tell us
what is wrong with the clue.Our contestant is in Seattle. His name
is Trevor. Oh. Hi,Trevor, Hey, good morning. How
are you doing pretty great over year? How about yourself? I'm doing all
right. I feel like I wasborn for this opportunity. I have a
feeling that you were. So let'ssee how you do. Trevor. I'm
(21:56):
assuming your last name is not nouh, no, it is not.
All right. Well, here isyour clue, and again, Trevor,
you have to tell us what iswrong with this clue. Trevor Noah has
listed his comedic influences as Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, The Rock, and
Dave Chappelle. He said, thoseguys have laid the foundation and moved the
(22:21):
yardstick for all comedians and not justblack comedians. No Uh, you may
have noticed something is wrong with thatclue. Can you tell us what it
was? Trevor. I'm thinking thatthe Rock should not be in this conversation.
Thinking you are correct, Trevor,all right, bonus points. Do
(22:41):
you know who he was talking about? I would say my guess would be
Richard Pryor would be my best friend. Well, Chris Rock was what was
wrong? Not the Rock. Butyou got a Trevor congratulations, Like you
said, you were awesome. Youwere born for this. Trevor and Seattle
is going to see Trevor Noah Marchtwenty fourth at the Paramount Theater. He've
(23:03):
won those tickets courtesy of Live Nation. Tickets are on sale now. You
can also listen tomorrow at seven ten. We'll play another exciting round of no
uh all right. Next. Ilove this part of the show because she
is so funny. Jelly Bean's jokeof the Week. Jelly Bean's got one
for us about changing directions of herlifelong dreams. We'll hear jelly Bean's joke
(23:26):
after the Eagles I want to twopoint five K's Okay beat Class of Rock
Station. And now jelly Bean's jokeof the week. Hey there, Uncle
Dandy, Good morning jelly Bean man. It's been so much fun making you
off on the radio. Are youready to hear my joke? I am
dying to hear your joke. Whydid I have to give up my dream
of becoming a baker? Well,I don't know, sweetheart. Why did
(23:48):
you have to give up your dreamof being a baker because I just couldn't
make enough do? The kid's alwaysgood? Thank you, dude. Enjoy
your retirement. You've earned it well, Thank you very much. I don't
really just realize this, uh whatwe've been on the air longer than she's
been alive. This is true,so weird. Good one, Jellybean,
(24:08):
Thanks Jellyban.
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