TikTok, Does Danny Love Or Hate It? 12-11-23 Hour 2

Have you ever wondered what Danny thinks about TikTok and people who shoot themselves in the butt? Listen to hear Danny's Take and the Big News!

Episode Transcript

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Are you smart? We mean Sarahsmart? Your chance to be Smartacus.
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works like this, So you're gonnaget three trivia questions. You need to
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and the tickets are contestant is Kimand Bremerton. Hey, Kim, Hie,
good Monday morning to you. Goodmorning. How are you doing pretty
great over here? Are you readyto play some trivia? Yes? I

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am all right, Kim. Yougot to get two of these three questions
correct in order to win. Hereis your first question. Which of these
men is not a member of defLeppard, Phil Colin, Tim Allen or
Vivian Campbell, Bill Collins and TimAllen. That is incorrect, Kim,

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kind of right wrong. So it'sone man who is not a member of
the band. I think I thinkI think we're gonna give it to you
because you did say one of them, Tim Allen, that part's right,
not Phil Collins. Phil Colin,I'm yelling at you already this morning.
Kim. Are you ready for yoursecond question? Yeah? What is the

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world's fastest land animal Cheetah? Theone you did it? I am Smartacus,
Yeah you are. You're like Cheetah. Duh. You didn't even need
your third question. Nice job,Kim. Congratulations you are Smartacus. You

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have won yourself tickets to see DeafLeopard Journey and that show is It's a
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even buy them. Congratulations. We'llplay this again tomorrow just after eight.
But next it is time for DannyBonaducci Life coach. Brittany and Seattle wants
to talk with Danny. Says shehas a nosy and intrusive neighbor drives her

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nuts. She wants her privacy.I think Danny can give her some great
advice and we'll hear it after youtoo. On one two point five kz
Oka the Class Grack Station Danny BonaducciLive Coach. That's right, it's time
for Danny Bonaducci Life coach. Bonaducciis in. He is here to save
lives. One question at a time. Whatever your problem and if you want
to be part of Life Coach,just email us at life Coach at kazok

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dot com. Here's Brittany in Seattle. Hey Brittany, Hi, how are
you. I'm very well. Whatcan life Coach do for you today?
Okay? So I am wondering howI should deal with a super nice but
a really nosy neighbor. All right, So to give you a little bit

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of the backstory, I live inan apartment. I don't want to move
obviously, it's expensive everywhere, soI want to be locked into my leaf
and a huge asshole totally. ButI feel like my neighbor is always watching
my boyfriend and I that maybe sheis just lonely. But you know,
I want some privacy. So Idon't know. What do you think about

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this? Life Coach. Here's whatI think you should do all the time.
Either have earbuds in or you haveyour cell phone with you, one
of those. You know, yougo then you start pointing at your phone
like, oh is my mom?What is she going to do? But
what does she want to talk toyou about? I mean anything? Sometimes
she wants to gossip about, youknow, another neighbor about guests that they've
had over, or you know,the way that they're parking their cars.

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I mean, or she just wantsto talk about, you know, the
weather. But I mean it couldbe anything. Any given day, it's
something different. Well, you ina way you feel flattered. Do you
think this lady really wants to talkto you? I mean, I do
think that it's nice. It's definitelynice, and I think she probably is
a bit lonely, but you know, it's okay once in a while.
But every time I see her,I get roped into you know, fifteen

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to twenty minute commerce station and Ijust don't have time for it. So
I do like the idea of keepingmy phone with me so I can pretend
that somebody's calling. If you're anythinglike me, you always have a cell
phone with you. I do,no matter where I going to. Matter
of fact, what's know? Thisnoise? You know what that is?
That's my cell phone? Why?Because I always have it with me?
So how old is she? Ifyou're in the ballpark, she is probably

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mid to late sixties. No,I'm in my mid sixties. That's not
fair. You can't do that.That one is not even old. Yet.
No, she's not old, she'sjust older than me. Right,
And how old are you? I'mI'm late thirty. Okay, are you
telling me the truth? Are youlying to me? You sound like you're
lying. I'm telling you the truth. I'm telling you the truth. Do

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you feel bad for this woman?I don't think I feel bad for her
now. She seems like she definitelyhas no problem approaching people to talk to,
So I don't think she You know, is that hard up for somebody
to talk to the answer is earbuds, your cell phone, and you're always
busy and don't even have to sayhi. You just then look at your
phone, point at it, andthen roll your eyes. Oh man,

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I gotta take this and go off, and that old lady or young lady
younger than me lady will take offwith you. Nobody wants to interrupt somebody
on a cell phone. Yeah,okay, that's all bad idea. None
of my ideas are bad ideas.All right, I'll talk to you very
soon. Thanks you calling Life Coach. Thank you. That's gonna do it
for Danny Bonaducci, Life coach.If you want to reach him, it's
Life Coach at Kazyoka dot com.Here's another great moment from the Danny Bonaducci

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Arci Missouri. Man robbed a laundrymatt. It was all caught on camera.
Did he get away clean? Well, his T shirt said, it's
not a crime unless you get caught. Guess what happened. He got caught.
Well, he got caught. Yougotta be careful what you're gonna go
to jail? And I had aT shirt one time in the back of
it said love me tender. That'sa bad one for jail because he retires.

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One o two point five kazy Okay, thanks you Danny Bona Ducci for
twelve great years in Seattle. Thankyou Danny. Danny Bona Ducci And the
big new news of the day.The big news of the day is brought
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Well, the big news of theday. How could we start with anything
but the news of Danny retiring.You know a lot of people out there
in radio land had to have seenthis coming. I was off the air
for at least seven months. Well, and we want to point out that
you, thank goodness, are ingood health now. I don't know if
the best I've ever been, becauseI was a lot younger once, but
yeah, I am in the Ifeel one. That's just amazing because I

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know a lot of us have beenworried about you over the past year.
Obviously, well you should have been, im The things I had done were
technically brain surgery, and you know, I have this big horn in the
front of my head as a giantlump. They couldn't have mastered the shunt
a little bit, but it worked, and I mean, that's what's so
amazing. You know, you're you'remaking this decision to retire and you're able

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to go and do the things youwant to do, which is what's the
point in retiring if you can't enjoyyour time, right, That's exactly why
I'm retiring. I want to,you know, because these things happen.
I didn't see the last health scare. If it happens again, I want
to be having a great time withmy wife and just seeing what happens.
Twelve years we have been here inSeattle and it has been an absolute pleasure.
We've got the best listeners don't weYes, we do. And I'll

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say this the best show. Thishas been a rocking good show almost every
single day of it. I wouldagree, And I mean I feel honestly
like it's been nothing but a blessingworking with you and being able to be
here on kz OK for twelve years. I'm sticking around, Hanny. I'm
sure you are. I'm hoping toget twelve more. But I absolutely value
and love all of the time wehave had together of the past twelve years.

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Well, if I heeart is smart, and you know that they are,
they'll put you in the captain's shareand you will get you the talent
that you have. Oh do Iget to wear that hat? You gotta
wear that hat. Might seem obviousto most that you should not bring a
firearm into a large machine with apowerful magnetic field. No, you probably

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shouldn't do that. Some people learnthis stuff the hard way. A fifty
seven year old woman needed an MRIwound up being shot in the butt after
she snuck her gun into the machine. Oh you can't do that. What
are you thinking? They always askyou, do you have any metal in
your body? Do you like?Make sure you take off all of your
jewelry. And this woman said nope, nope, nope, and then snuck

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her gun in. Once it wasin the MRI machine, it shot her
in the buttocks. She deserved it, normally, I said, Danny,
but you know what she deserved it. Yeah. I mean it's bad enough
getting shot, but then you gotto tell people you got shot in the
buttocks. Yes you do, yes, yes you do. Well. Last
year, it was confirmed that Barbieand Ken will be starring in a new

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installment of Ocean's eleven. Oh,somebody's really smart. It's certainly not well
though, Well, it's not reallyBarbie and Ken. It's Margot, Robbie
and Ryan Gosling. I'm getting tobe a bigger fan of both of those
guys. They're very talented actors.And now they are reportedly going to be
starring the parents of Danny Ocean ina new installment Devotions eleven. And this
will be a prequel. Oh,of course, with it not old enough

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to be his parents. All right, I'll see it. Voting has begun
for this year's Classic rock Top one, thy and twenty five. Vote for
your favorites now at kzok dot comand then on Christmas Day, we start
unwrapping the biggest classic rock songs inSeattle has voted on by you. That's
beird. We've done things like thatwith the top one hundred things. Yeah,
they're always good fun oney and twentyfive and no, you don't have

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to list all of your favorites,just some yeah couple. We'd be here
until Christmas if we had to listthem all. So what do you think
takes more time? That or gettingwilder to Google? Hek you Weldough.
Big News of Theday is brought toyou by Goldburg Jones Divorce for Men one
eight hundred Divorce or online Goldburg Jonesdot com. Well. Coming up next,
Danny Banaducci has an opinion on TikTokDoes he love it? Does he

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hate it? Is he as addictedas everybody else? We will find out
what Danny Bonaducci's take next on oneon two point five Kzoka the Classic rock
Station one two point five Kazy Okaya classic rock station. Sure, I
saw some red flags the Danny BonaDucci and Sarah Morning Show. Please we
he's a nerve. Here's Danny BonaDucci's take. Here's my take on TikTok.

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First, I'll take my advice,and that is, never ever ever
download that app in the first place. You'll waste endless amounts of time on
it. But once you're there,I have found that you can actually learn
a lot of stuff from TikTok.For example, I recently saw a video
where growing into Olive Garden, oneof my favorite places, and just asked
the server, Hey, man,can I buy that cool cheese? Greater

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thing you have right there in yourhand? And the lady said, yeah,
apparently you can buy most everything,including food at Olive Garden. Very
cool. I learned that the numberson the toaster tell you the amount of
minutes it's in there, not thelevel of toastiness. Man, I thought
that for years. I learned skincareroutines, dancer change, remember this one
fancy like Applebee's up to date night. I had so much fun with it

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I learned, and how to spendthe perfect day in Seattle. The options
are endless, and now I fullyhave add And that's my take on TikTok.
How's the EDLINO two point five kzokay, the classic rock station.
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to win those tickets. But next, reading from the Book of Bonna Ducci,
This time Danny goes head to headwith Kurt Russell, but Kurt has
a loaded shotgun. Who wins thisone? We will find out next when
Danny tells us the entire story onkok Seattle's classic rock station. One who
two point five Kazyoka the classic rockstation. Now a story from the Book

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of Bonna Ducci. Well, asthat big voice said at his time,
for another book of Bonaducci. Now, I try and pick these out,
you know, pretty carefully for youguys, because it has my name on
the title, the Book of Bonaducci, and I want to entertain you.
So I'm gonna tell you a Bookof Boninucci story right now. That's kind
of interesting because it's the first timein show business I have ever had a

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face off. If you will faceoff with another ex child star. It
was just never been done. Now, it's been done a bunch times since,
but this was the first time andI didn't put it together completely.
The other ex child star that wasn'tme was pointing a shotgun at my face
and his name was Kurt Russell.So I'm doing a show called Police Story

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backus. No, not that one. This Police Story is an Emmy Award
winning serious drama police drama, ifyou will, And I'm on and I
don't know how I'm on it becauseit's on. I looked it up.
This happens in nineteen seventy five.I'm fifteen in nineteen seventy five. To
hire a fifteen year old, youhave to have a welfare worker, a

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nurse, a school teacher. Itcosts tens of thousands of dollars to hire
a kid. What you want todo is you want to hire somebody eighteen
that looks like a kid. Butfor some reason they gave me the job
of ass please that they do it. So there's an actor called klu Guliger
and it's who I happen to reallylike. And then Kurt Russell, who
the importance of him is not reallydawned on me yet, but he pointed

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this frigging shotgun right at my face, and maybe I should read the script
because those sudden somebody else don't doit. And he shoots me with both
barrels of a shotgun. That's notthe way to start a relationship. But
I don't think that that's the mostimportant thing or book of Bonaducci ish that
there is. There's another character onthe show and he's the leader of our
gang. We're doing a scene together, right, and we're bad. We're

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the gangsters. We don't even knowwhat to do with our time. We're
gonna set your house on fire.Look at us. Go. So we're
doing a scene where he says,show me you're not the police, smoke
this joint and I say no,no, I won't. And then he
punches me in the face and Ifall down the stairs and he comes chasing
me down the stairs and he's gotthis joint and he says smoke it,

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and I said no, and heputs it out on my face. Now
here's the thing. There's people thatcan do that for a living. I'm
fifteen. Whatever you've got, don'tput it on my face. We now
close the book for another week.This has been the Book of Bonaducci on
the classic rock station one O twopoint five CAZy Okay. Here's another great

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moment from the Danny Bonaduti archive.And I think he's known as the world's
greatest living impressionist. I think he'sjust known as the world's greatest living There
you go, don't take a loton this show, ladies, and down
with Frank Kellendo. Hey, misterKellando, how are you great? I
gave myself both those titles. Youcan set an argument here. I don't

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know that's really an argument. I'ma little bit upset you don't have a
great nickname. There was Rich Littlewas the man of a thousand voices.
I'm Janey, the man of athousand faces. What do you got.
What's your nickname? I'm the manof seven voices that people care about.
As he retires, one O twopoint five kazy okay. Thanks you,
Danny Bonaducci for twelve great years inSeattle. Thank you, Danny.