Help! We Suck at Being Newlyweds

Help! We Suck at Being Newlyweds

What happens when you stop sucking at dating? When you find a partner, a girlfriend, a boyfriend, a wife! What if you get married and have children? What happens then!!!! That's when you realize you still need Help! You still suck! HELP! We SUCK at being Newlyweds! Time marches on, life evolves and even Dean Unglert found a wife! Join hosts Dean Unglert, Jared Haibon, and Caelynn Miller-Keyes each week as they try to solve the mysteries of marriage, the perils of parenting, the lessons of love. This threesome is determined to stop Sucking. So join them to help discover all the answers in your own relationships. From proposals to weddings, engagements to marriages, babies and even some breakups. They'll discover it all with support from your favorite Bachelor Nation friends!


September 27, 2023 49 mins

It finally happened! Dean and Caelynn are back from their wedding weekend with a FULL recap of the magical mountaintop ceremony!
Find out who partied too hard, who hooked up, and who left the wedding with a PERMANENT reminder of Dean and Caelynn’s special day.
These are behind the scenes stories you can’t find anywhere else!

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Caelynn and Dean are on their way to their dream wedding in the mountains and have a moment to share their final feelings and thoughts before they officially become The Bells!
But things might not go exactly as planned, because Dean has NO tux!

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September 18, 2023 45 mins

Dean and Caelynn's big day is almost here! But now they need to answer the big question on everyone's mind... what exactly do they mean by a "western chic" wedding??

Dean, Caelynn and Jared go deep into the "summer they turned pretty" and we try to figure who was or wasn't cool as a teenager. Dean may have peaked in high school... just saying. 

Plus, Jared has an intimate question about his accommodations for the wedding. 

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September 11, 2023 43 mins

Be honest… did you know the groom is expected to get the bride a gift on the wedding day?? Jared didn’t and now is trying to save Dean from the same fate!
Dean and Caelynn’s big day is almost here! And, the great “toast debate” continues… will they allow speeches or not??

Plus,  we discuss why Bachelor in Paradise has a much higher success rate than original flavor Bachelor.

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September 8, 2023 23 mins

Relationship expert Shan Boodram has some hard truths about marriage to share with the Newlyweds! She’s the host of The Marriage Pact which reveals that sometimes an ultimatum is needed to push a relationship to the next level.
Shan gives Dean, Caelynn and Jared some much needed advice about the dangers of making assumptions, and the power of giving your partner space.
Plus, when is it time to leave a relationship??...

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September 4, 2023 36 mins

Jared has some officiant advice for Dean and Caelynn after Ashley performed the sacred duties for a friend's wedding! 

Dean and Caelynn reveal that they have ZERO speeches in their wedding reception, and Jared thinks it's a big mistake. 

Plus, would you ever renew your vows?? Jared and Ashley don't see the point...

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August 28, 2023 45 mins

Dean finally got his tux! But it comes with an accessory that Caelynn is NOT happy about… Find out how they’ll work things out before the big day!
Jared has some crucial wedding advice to share from his experience walking down the aisle. He shares the wild story of how a Bachelor superfan crashed their rehearsal dinner!
Plus, Dean and Caelynn are ready to “intensify” their relationship… and we discover what that mea...

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August 21, 2023 42 mins

Dean’s Bachelor party is coming up, but he wants to cancel the entire thing! Find out what gave Dean cold feet about the whole affair.
Caelynn gives us a day by day breakdown of her dream Bachelorette party! If you’re planning a Bachelorette or a bridal shower soon… you MUST take notes!
Plus, we get an update on a (potential) tuxedo disaster.

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August 18, 2023 26 mins

The Newlyweds are ready to reveal some deep dark secrets with a game of “Would You Rather”, and you won’t believe what happened between Dean and Caelynn’s grandparents!
Dean and Jared hint at what you might find in their guy’s group chats if the FBI took a look.
And… are you dating a true psychopath?? We have some tips on what to look for.

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August 14, 2023 41 mins

Caelynn’s Bachelorette party is here and she’s sharing all the secrets behind her big weekend!
Is it EVER acceptable to break up with someone over the phone?? Turns out a couple of our Newlyweds might be guilty of this…

And Jared looks back on his intimate memories with Kaitlyn Bristowe when we discuss “what could have been”.

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Dean, Caelynn and Jared are taking YOUR dating questions and serving up the honest truth. 

What do you do when your partner is following too many models on Instagram?
And should you be worried if you have a dream about an ex??

Plus, find out why Dean and Caelynn might be taking a break from social media!

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August 7, 2023 40 mins

Contrary to what you may think, it’s NOT that common for newlyweds to have sex on their wedding night, but Dean and Caelynn might take things to an entirely new level.
Dean has a surprising reaction to the reality that his adventuring days will end once they have kids.
Plus, hear all about Dean’s near-death experience while mountain climbing!

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August 4, 2023 21 mins

Elys Hutchinson from “Too Hot to Handle” hangs out with the Newlyweds for the REAL story of what goes down on the show.
Dean and Caelynn ask the hard hitting question… is everyone really THAT horny?? If you’ve never seen “Too Hot to Handle”, Elys gives an inside look at how the show works and what everyone is competing for.
Plus, these reality show veterans bond over the realization that sometimes things get lost in...

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July 31, 2023 38 mins

We’re in the final month before Dean and Caelynn’s wedding… but Dean is missing a CRUCIAL detail. Will the whole day be ruined??

We get a front row seat to a major disagreement Dean and Caelynn have about the big day, and we hear the long & short of the issue 😉
Plus, Dean opens up about the challenges of planning a bachelor party without a best man!

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Ashleigh Warren from Swiping America is hanging out with the Newlyweds to share her experience of finding love through dating apps and reality TV!
Ashleigh has an unbelievable tip on which dating platform is the most underrated! S
Plus, find out which is the best city in America to date in!

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July 24, 2023 26 mins

Caelynn and Dean have some big news about growing their family!
While giving Dean some parenting advice, Jared faces a difficult decision as a father.
Plus, Jared shares a secret tip that ALL single guys need to hear!

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The Newlyweds are hanging out with soon to be newlyweds Joe Amabile and Serena Pitt! They’re in the depths of wedding planning and they need some help…
Joe spills everything about how he snuck into an A-list party at a movie premiere.
And, find out if Dean and Caelynn will tie the knot early, with Elvis in attendance!

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July 17, 2023 29 mins

Caelynn has a harsh truth to share about Dean’s… personal choices. Find out why this could totally change their relationship before they walk down the aisle!
Jared shares the unbelievable story of how he hung out with one of the biggest stars in Hollywood.
And, Jared and Caelynn open up about the possibility of their exes seeing them on The Bachelor. Would you warn your ex before going on the show??


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Jared has re-entered the honeymoon phase with his new bromance! His idol Rob Thomas from Matchbox Twenty joins the Newlyweds to share some incredible advice from his 25 year marriage!

Jared reveals the words of wisdom Rob gave him after he and Ashley got married, and we find out how that tip completely changed their relationship.

Plus, we learn what Rob REALLY thinks of The Bachelor!

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July 3, 2023 15 mins
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