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December 15, 2025 39 mins

Our Bachelor Nation OGs Bob Guiney and Trista Sutter are going head to head to find out who can assemble the best cast for a celebrity edition of The Bachelorette!

What would happen if Kim Kardashian was the lead?? Or Ariana Grande?? Find out which celebs Trista and Bob think would cry the most, become the villain or self-eliminate in a dramatic way!

Plus, what do you think about a live proposal during a concert for the finale?? Let us know who you think has the better season at our Instagram @Almost_FamousPodcast!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the almost famous podcast with iHeartRadio. Okay, hello everybody,
it's the almost Famous OG's and we're back finally. Way
too long. This is Trista and.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
This is Bob. Hi, guys, this is Bob.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
I know it's been so long, but I have to say,
holy crazy town world that we're living in, because it's
December and everyone has a Christmas party where I live,
you know, like and trying to well. First of all,

(00:40):
our family was sick. Max was out of school for
like five days. I got sick. And then Christmas party
after Christmas party, which is so much fun, you know,
I love a party. But last night was up until
twelve thirty making four dozen cookies for one of my

(01:01):
cookie swap parties, and then the other two I have
to make another four dozen. It's great.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Why four dozen, I don't understand, just.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Because if you bring one dozen then maybe they're like, well,
going home with a dozen cookies that are new is
not really exciting. I don't know where that number came from.
But it's also like they are handmade or homemade, like
not store bought, which I love. I love a cookie.

(01:33):
I love a cookie, And my favorite, I have to
say is chocolate chipless chocolate chip cookies. I know, I'm
very strange.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Chocolate chipless. What is that?

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Each chipless? It means no chocolate chips in your chocolate
chip cookie, So it's just a cookie.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Like, what is that? Do we just call that a cookie? No?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
You call that essentially a brown sugar cookie? Because sugar
cookies are made with white, like raw cane sugar, and
chocolate chip cookies are made with both kinds of sugars,
cane sugar and the like white cane sugar and brown sugar.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Okay, I didn't know that you were such a baker.
This is interesting.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
I love baking. I haven't done it in so long,
just because life is crazy. Ryan usually makes cookies. We
love the Neslie toll House. Just cookie like the typical,
the very popular chocolate chip cookie recipe, and I just
changed it and took out the chocolate chips last night.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Wow, that's interesting.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Okay, is it safe to say that's what you made
for a dozen up for the party coming up?

Speaker 1 (02:45):
It is? And I'll be making them for everything. Because
I tried a chocolate chipless chocolate chip cookie recipe from
Instagram or the Internet or whatever. It was a total flop.
So I'm not even gonna mention the person who I
got the recipe from. Total flop. The dough was rock hard.
They were not good. So I was like, Ryan always

(03:07):
makes these Nestli Toolhouse chocolate chip cookies. I'm like, that's
just what I'm going to do, and not chocolate chips.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yeah, we're hand pick out the Oh you just.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Don't put them in. You don't put him in.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Oh. I thought you get like the role that comes
and you just.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Like, you know, no, Bob Guinea, No you don't get
a roll.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
That's what I would do. I'd hand pick out the
chocolate chips. It would take me hours.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Oh so yeah, yeah, that's why my hair looks like
this because I it's all parties all the time going
on right now. So anyway, oh yes, thank you. I know,
so stunning, but thank you. I appreciate that's I So
this is an exciting episode. I have to tell you

(03:53):
because I have been crazy. This was like total last minute.
I got to write my list last But we are
doing another version of our celebrity Fantasy draft, so we
are essentially creating our own bachelorette with celebrities they can
be dead or alive. They can be young or old,

(04:16):
they can be gay or straight, they can be whatever,
and we just do it for fun. And then of
course we have all of you vote, so.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Pick me, pick me, pick me. I think you one
hands down on the last time.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Well let's see if I win again. Okay, So we
are going to do the same. We're going to fill
in the same blanks as last time, and you'll see
as we go, everyone listening the categories. But we just
fill in the categories with celebrities that we think would

(04:55):
be really exciting for a celebrity Bachelor version.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yes, right, yes, indeed. And I'm excited about this too
because I think.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
You know I I have a theme. I have a
little bit of a yes, okay, that's I am.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
I won't tell you what my theme is.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
You can guess my theme towards the end, but it
doesn't apply to all of them.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Doesn't apply to all of them.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
But okay, for the most part, I was thinking about
people I've seen on a certain show and I'm using
those people.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
So that's to tell you.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yea, love it, love it. Okay, So do you want
to start off or you want me to go first.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
You drive the bus on this and I'll yep, you
can read the headings, and then we can alternate who
goes first and on these things.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Okay, great, Okay, so we're going to start with a location,
but I have to say, well, maybe I'll just start
with the location as so the location is tied to
my bachelorette, which is why I'm stumbling here. So maybe
I maybe we should pick our bachelorette first.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Okay like that?

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah, well, well, and actually I'm going to even do
another one first because I know what both of our
answers are going to be the host of the show.
We know that I am going to choose me and
you are going to choose you. This part we have, yes, okay,

(06:36):
so yeah, so the hosts of the show will be
me for my version and Bob for his version, because
you know, we want to be part of it. This
is our fantasy draft, it's our fantasy.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
So it's our show. Come on, people, and I.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Want to meet all these people and like see it
in person. Okay, So the bachelorette that I chose who
I've loved for a while, especially because I also love
her brother from a reality show. But that is Ariana Grande.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Wow, that's a great pick.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
And I also loved her brother on Survivor Survivor Big Brother.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
That's what I meant to say.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah, yeah, oh my god, I love Frankie.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Yeah that's a good one. That's a really good one.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
And Okay, this is actually kind of funny because the
person I chose as my bachelorette I also happen to
love and know a couple of her family members I chose.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Ooh, that's a good one.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Mine is gonna I think mine is gonna win in
the ratings.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
I mean, she's a ratings machine, right, people tune in,
So I have a feeling that Kim's going to draw
some viewers.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
That's all.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
People tune in, do you know what?

Speaker 5 (07:49):
So I.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Love Ariana Grande, so I would I would totally tune
in for that.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Right, I mean she's on fire right now. And oh,
I just she's so talented. Yes, I did like the
first one better I will say, but she's she's just amazing.
She really truly is a talent. Have you seen her impressions?

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Yeah, that's what I was just gonna say. I love
her on Saturday.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Live, which ps, maybe what is uh that might be
the show.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
That I.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Okay, I love it.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
I love it all right.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
So we've got Kim Kardashian versus Ariana Grande. And the
location that I chose is because I want to see
it and I want to be in it, and I
think everyone else would love it. Kind of like a
Cribs modern day Cribs is at Ariana Grande's home.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
You and I have spent way too much time together.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
It is the same thing.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
I said, we're going to Calabasas this season. We're going
to be at the Kardashians. Yep.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
I don't even know where on Ariana Grande lives. I mean,
I assume she has a home in La But.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Yeah, that's really funny.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
So I have I had said we would be at
one of the Kardashian compounds because first of all, excellent
location for filming.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
We already know it. They filmed there and places all,
you know, greased up and ready to go.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
All right, So we've got at their.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Homes, at their respective homes. This is really funny. You
can tell we've done this before.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Okay, yeah, right, but how much would it be to
like we've seen the Kardashian homes Because they've obviously been
on their show. But Ariana Grande's home, it's like, did
you love Cribs? I loved Cribs. When they I will
open the door and liy like, welcome to my home.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Here's like, I just I love.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
That's so much fun to me. When I was little,
my mom and I used to like go to open
houses and just kind.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Of illea that.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
And I still treat whenever someone comes to my house.
I still treat it like it's an episode of crips.
I'll be like, let me show you a real quick.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
No one even cares. They're like, can we just get
to the game. Right? Here's where I, Here's where I.
Here's why I prepare my chocolate chipless chocolate chip cookies.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
That's right, That's right, Okay, okay. So the next category
is the contestant most likely to show up in a
costume getting out of the limo. Yes, why don't you go?
Why don't you go? First?

Speaker 2 (10:51):
On this one, I chose someone who you know, my my.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
I don't think I've got to tell you this yet,
but my kids were watching the movie Elf the other
day and they're like, Dad, is that you? And I'm
like what they think I was like Will Ferrell in
this movie.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
I chose Will.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Ferrell because I love First of all, I love Will Ferrell.
I love his but I also love how shameless he
is and he does not care. He will literally dress up.
I mean he dressed up as an elf and buddy
the Elf.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
He wore tidy whities and and a half shirt, you know,
as far as I went in a sketch.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
I mean, he is so not afraid of being in
a costume, and so I could just see him getting
out of the limo and ps. He is a Bachelor fan,
by the way. I interviewed it one time for one
of his movie premieres.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
And he was like, do you get that? Do you
know that?

Speaker 3 (11:45):
I get I look like people see me on the
stupid like, fom the Bachelor, what are you doing here?

Speaker 2 (11:48):
I'm like, no, Strap, that's crazy. It never happened, but
it wouldn't be funny if it did. Like he was
actually really funny. Yeah. So anyway, I just think he
I love.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Him, and I think that he would get out of
the limo wearing a costume, no question.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Totally, yes, especially if the producers were like, hey, Will,
do you think you would get out of there?

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Would you mind wearing this vinyl jumpsuit you want to? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Do you want to be a banana?

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Ye? Like I will, I will be a banana.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
I know.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Did you say it was little w jenmmy fallon. He
literally was, oh.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
My gosh, I love that. I love it. Okay, my
contestant most likely to show up in a costume getting
out of the limo. And this is because I wanted

(12:50):
to change things up and make it. You know, we
need some ratings, so why not bring a girl on?
And so Cynthia Arrivo is going to show up in
a costume because I don't know if you've seen the
like little bits on instagramm or the Internet or whatever

(13:10):
about how they have been asked if they're in a relationship,
Ariana Grande and Cynthia Rivo and they say they're in
a curious like semi curious what was it? I don't know,
but they say they're in a relationship. Obviously they're friends,
but it sounded like they were like curious about how

(13:34):
it would be if they were actually romantic. I have
no idea if that's true or not. Anyway, I just
wanted to change it up and you know, not necessarily,
I mean only for these beginning ones. The rest of
it isn't isn't wicked related. Okay, here it is. So

(13:57):
they both have said that they are in a non
day my DEMI curious semi binary relationship. I have no
idea what that means.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
I'm so confused right now.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
But to me, it's a relationship. And hey, if they're
thinking about it, Oh, they did not say this. They
did not say this, so that is uh not true.
That's one of the things from Instagram that you should
not believe, which is something that I always say, don't
ever believe anything you read on the internet. No, but

(14:31):
I think it is something that I could see is
they are so like, you know, touchy feely like they
I just I don't I think that they truly love
each other as friends, and I feel like maybe that
could develop into a relationship so well, and bring Cynthia
Rivo in.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
They've got like a little art that artist the thing going,
you know, like they both do, right, they're both very
creative and artists. And yes, so maybe for them it's
it's more of like a they just love each other's talent, right.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
And so you know, you never know, you never.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Know, so I'm gonna bring her on.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
You know, I'm pretty basic. I'm a surface, you know.
All Right. Okay, so we got Will Ferrell and Cynthia Ribo.
I like those. I like, this is really this is
really good. This is really good, I like.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
But so far, yeah, okay, next up is the contestant
that cries the most, and I'll go this guy I
had to put in somewhere, and it seemed like he
would fit perfectly into the contestant that cries the most
because he is he's it seems so just genuine and

(15:48):
teddy bear and like in touch with his emotions. Yes,
Robert Robert Irwin.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Oh, from Dancing with the Stars and uh the Crocodile
Hunter family.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Yeah, and I just loved him on Dancing with the Stars.
I didn't get to meet him when I went, but
I was like, I have to include him somewhere. So
he's going into the contestant that cries the most because
he's just in touch with his feelings.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Did he did he cry on dancing a lot? Well?
He did?

Speaker 1 (16:19):
It was it was mostly emotional from his from his dad,
like any dances that he did that were about his family.
He did win the show, but he was he was.
He was very in touch emotionally, I feel like. And
so that's my contestant that christ I.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
Like that one.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
I like that one a lot. I went with Eric
Stone street Cam from.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Modern Yes, yes, yes, love him you like all comedians.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
I do, I do. But I could to see him
getting all the time.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Yeah, sorry, is that.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Working out for me? You know? I could just see it.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
Yeah, yeah, I think he's like literally, I mean obviously,
I have two young boys, and so I was watching
Pets the other day when we were given this assignment.
I was watching the movie Pets with my kids and
I'm like listening to him on there, and I'm like,
oh my god, I love that guy, and he just
popped into my head.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
So yeah, yeah, he's great.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
I love there. You go, all right, that's his character.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
You know, I'm not sure that that he cries a
lot personally, but his character is very emotional.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Well he can he can tune into that. Yeah, yes, okay,
So the next one is the villain. We've got the villain,
and I decided to go with a duo for the
villain and the contestant that says the villain isn't there

(17:55):
for the right reasons?

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Okay, okay, so.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
The villain is justin Baldoni.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Oh, yeah, you know what you're doing here. Okay, I
know what you're doing.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
I mean, he's hot, so you know, he's a great
cast just for just for his looks alone. Yes, you know,
maybe he'll stay for the for the first rose ceremony,
or maybe I'll go home. I don't know. And then
the contestant that says the villain isn't there for the
right reasons obviously, Ryan Reynolds.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Okay, I like it. I like that. That's a really
that's a really good duo. Dog gone it you win
this one? I went.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
My villain was the villain from our season of The Bachelorette.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Russ.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
Oh interesting, I left my Saturday Live theme here only
for a moment.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Okay, it was. It was a weird thing.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
It was a conversation I was having with someone the
other day and they were like, well, who was the
villain on your season? And I go, oh, you know,
his name was Russ, And I go, it's kind of interesting,
not really a villainous type of guy.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
I go, But he was a villain because you know,
back in the day. All we did were these.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
Basic entrances and he rolled up with a gift from
Tiffany's and We're all like, who the hell is this guy?

Speaker 2 (19:17):
He was thoughtful and made him a villain. Oh yeah,
you know.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
It feels so bad a retrospect, but I remember thinking,
who is this douche and it's like, oh, he shows
up with a beautiful gift for her, you know. But
I also remember doing a whole talk show circuit, you know,
after after your season and prior to my season, and
it was hilarious because one of the people that I
met through that process really was the one who started

(19:43):
like ragging.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
On him for being a villain, and it was Kathy Griffin.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
And so Kathy Griffin is my person who's like, she's
he's not here for the right reasons.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
And she was a super fan back in the day, right,
she was a super fan of.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
The show, and she knew everything about all of us,
and it was really fun to do that with their
but she would always be like, yeah, Russ is the
I mean we I think we were on three different
shows together, Kathy and I just randomly guests Jimmy Kimmel.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
We were on Sharon Osbourne.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
We did a couple and every time she'd be like
and Russ like that, dudes have such a villain like everyone.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
He's such at It was so funny.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
It wasn't. Maybe it started with the bracelet from Tiffany's.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
But yeah, he wore the role.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
He did, you know, he was he was kind of like,
you know, he was the first one that was kind
of talking about the other guys behind their backs and
you know, with the im and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
I think we had the first kiss and so that
always sets you, well, it does.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
If you don't handle it right, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
Like we've seen people get the first kiss, like Kelly
Joe got the first kiss on my season, but she
was not a villain, right because she was sweet about it.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
She was you know, and it was you know, she's like,
I went in for the kiss. I did it. I'm
not gonna lie to you.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
I needed to kiss them. And everybody laughed and liked.
There's so much that no one was mad about it.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
But you know the way that some people go about
it makes them a villain. And uh yeah, and he
got the he got the title. He did all right.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
So so Kathy Griffin is your contestant that says the
villain isn't there for the right reasons? Okay, got it? Yes, Okay, amazing.
We've got some women in there. Can you imagine Russ
and Kim Kardashian.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
She would destroy him.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Yeah, that would Okay, next contestant that crushes it during
the talent show, I just went with somebody that I
think is super talented and actually kind of it right
now if you watch the show that I'm obsessed with
right now, and that's Ricky Martin.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Oh yeah, Ricky Martin is a super talented guy. He is.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Have you heard of Paul Royal?

Speaker 2 (21:59):
No, yes, I have, and I and I actually started
watching it. I lost track of it, so I got
to get back to it. But yeah, that's a really
good show. And I know you're absolutely right. He is
great in that.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
He is so good in it, and you know, being
someone who lived in Miami for seven years, he was
you know, big down there.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
Oh I just I love Palm Ril. If you haven't
watched Palm Marial, people, this is not an ad, but
it is such a good show.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
That is a really good show. Shows we're watching right
now too, because I got a couple that that's true.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Same, same, Okay, all right, I think that's.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
A really good pick. Mine is someone who I just love.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
I love this guy, and again, I have a six
year old, the four year old, so you know, I'm
watching a lot of movies like this. I watched Malana
I Love the Rock, The Rock, the Talent Show. Another
one to dude who can roll in and do anything
he wants.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
You want him to sing? I can sing and he
crushes it as a singer. It's like, come on, I
love the So I think he would come in.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
And I also think Kim Kardashian would be like, oh
my god, the rock right, yeah, kind of vibes with
my scene.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
And she, you know, she's drawn to artistic types. So
there you go.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Yeah he's amazing. Yes, okay, contestant that gets so competitive
they injure themselves during a group date.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
At first, I went like, who like last round? For
our Bachelor Celebrity Fantasy draft, I did Serena Williams because
obviously she's just super competitive, and I thought, who's an
athlete who's super super competitive? Michael Jordan or I don't know.
I ended up going with Kevin Hart oh, guys, you

(23:48):
have the same one.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
That's really funny because I was thinking of the Rock
and it made me think of Kevin Hart and I
was like, oh my god, this is the hilarious. And
Kevin Hart's like always trying to keep up with everybody,
and he's like, you know, talking.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
About it, yes, and do you have you seen those
commercials with him and Lebron for some insurance agency and.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
He'll he'll like say something Lebron is like, he'll get scared.
He does.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
He also does a like a podcast from an ice bath,
Like he'll be in an ice bath and he'll get
all these athletes to join them in the ice bath
like their own ice bath, so they'll be like side
by side and he'll be talking about his athletic accomplishments.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
And they're like whatever, bro, you know, and it's super funny.

Speaker 5 (24:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Next is contestant most likely to say, I'm not here
to make friends. Why don't you go first?

Speaker 3 (24:52):
God, I was gonna ask you to go first on
that one, because I've got three people here that I'm
like trying to decide against.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Okay, then I'll go. Then I'll go first. I feel
like somebody who's just nonchalant, doesn't care and would be
actually really good for camera and for drama and for
people like tuning in to see what he wears or
what he doesn't wear. Is machine gun? Machine gun?

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Kelly, Oh, that's really good. That's really good. Okay, well, god,
that's so I chose Cillian Murphy. Do you know who
that is? Is it Sillian from Peaky Blinders?

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Watch that the one? Does he have big eyes?

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Big eyes?

Speaker 1 (25:34):
The main character Oppenheimer.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Yeah. Yeah, there's this stuff online.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Yes, he's bio, right, I mean, there's this stuff online
where like all these people be reacting and they show
a picture of him and he's just like totally unemotional.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Not involved, and that's so good, like you know.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Yeah, yeah, I'm not here to make friends and everyone else. Hey,
this guy is super cool. Yeah, don't care, don't care
what you said. I mean, I gotta you gotta look
it up because it's super funny.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
That's really every.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Time he is just emotionless, like I mean, it kind
of fits with the characters he plays, like, I mean,
it's crazy, you know, And I just thought he would
be so good, but that yours is.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
A really good one too. Well.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
I just feel like Machine Gun Kelly. He's just somebody
who does not care what the mainstream people do. He's
not going to care what the other contestants are doing.
He's going to be like, I'm going to be me,
and if I show up with a loin cloth on,
then then that's what we're gonna do.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
No, totally, I can totally see that.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
Yeah, that's funny. Okay.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Next up is contestant that experiences a weird medical emergency
during filming. Why don't you go first for this?

Speaker 2 (26:47):
I chose Patton Oswalt. Who's that Patton Oswalt.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
He's also a funny comedian but a really good actor
also from Pets. He's the That's Hysteries.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
But he's right, he's a little I've never wat but
he just seems he seems.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
Like frail to me, you know, and he seems like
I don't know why, but he seems like someone who
would just get sick all the time, you know, a
huge I'm married to one of those people.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Ps. I mean, Canyon is like, Canyon is chronic, uh,
you know, Like I always tell her.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
I'm like, I'm like, if someone even mentions coughing in
front of you, you're like, isn't I'm like, knock it up.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
Like when her family comes to town, I'm like, no
one sneeze around her because she she's got a call.
Yeah yeah, I could. I could have chosen my wife there,
but I went with Patton Oswald.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Okay, good, I like it.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
I have for the contestant that experiences a weird medical
emergency during filming, just because I have heard all of
his stories from his mouth, Carrie Hart. He's always got
something going on, and obviously a lot of it is
orthopedic because he's doing crazy stunts and whatever and he's
breaking a billion bones and his body in weird ways. Yeah, exactly.

(28:17):
So something who's like somebody who's super adventurous and is
going to do something crazy that makes him have medical emergencies.
I like that where my mind was going. Okay, contestant
most likely to friend zone the bachelorette but enjoy their
time at the mansion. I'm going to go. And I

(28:39):
know that you you had to have watched this game,
because I know you like college football, and we all
know that me and Ben both went to Indiana, and
if you have watched, if you watched this game, at
the end, they did the like after game interview. I
don't know if it was still on the same channe

(29:00):
that the game was on, who it was with, whatever,
But if you watch this guy in his interviews, you're like, Okay,
he is amazing, Like I need to I need to
know him. It's Mendoza. He's the quarterback for Indiana. Indiana
they won the Big Ten, like for the first time

(29:22):
ever in like eighty years or something like that, And
his interview was so funny, and I was like, you
know what, he's got so much going on right now.
He's a Heisman finalist. He's like like his star is
taking off, you know. He's like, I'm really excited. Yeah,

(29:42):
it was a huge moment. So I'm like, he would
be the one that would friend zone the Bachelorette because
he's like, you know what, We're having fun, but I've
got a lot of other things going on, and I'm
gonna have fun at the mansion, but I'm not really
into the because my mind is elsewhere.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
I like that, and I like, I like you getting
your alma mater in there too. That's right, that's a
nice call. And congratulations on that. By the way.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Oh yes, thank you. I'll take personal credit.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
I shows my drummer, my drummer in my in my
band and band from TV television personality Greg Grunberg.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Now, for those of you who might not know Greg, Greg.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
Was you know, Matt Parkman, the cop that reads minds
on heroes.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
He was in Felicity.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
But there's a reason why I chose him for this,
because there is no one in the world who I
know who likes making friends more than me than except
for Greg Grunberg.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
He is, I mean, you.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
Know, I met I've dated people that I met through him.
He's he's he's the most committed, you know, wonderfully married
guy ever. But he's also just this friend magnet. And
he would meet Kim Kardashian and unlike the rest of
us who would get her as a sex symbol or
something of that nature, he would be like, I want

(31:03):
to be her friend, and I'm telling you, and they
would know you besties.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
They would be besties. So I chose you Grunny for that.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
And if you ever meet Grunny, and you know Grunny,
and for those of us that don't know him, for
those people who don't know him, if you ever met him,
I'm telling you right now. He would remember every detail
about your life. The next time you saw him, he
would be your friend. Yeah, he's that. I love him
to death.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Awesome, Yes, love that Okay. The next one contestant most
likely to self eliminate before I rose ceremony. I went
with Timothy Shallomet because I feel like he'll just be like,
I'm not into you. I'm just going to go home.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Yeah, And now you know it's funny. I So I had.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
Shalloony on the brain for a lot of things today
because of of course the Kardashian uh you know, course,
But and on this one, I actually chose another person
who is affiliated with the Kardashians.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
I chose Yeasy Kanye easy. Yeah. And the reason why
Kanye would do that is.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
Because he would first show up as a contestant when
they finally named Kim Kardashian as our bachelorette. He would
show up as a contestant just to create havoc, right,
and then he knows he's not going to get the rose,
and so he would make a scene.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
And he would he would, you know.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
And ps, I used to love Kanye's music. Now I
don't even know if he makes music. Anymore because I can't.
I can't stand the idea of Kanye. But but yeah,
I think Kanye would be on the show and the
producers would love it because it would create drama, and
then he would self eliminate because he knows he's not
getting a flower of course.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Yeah, and he wants to make it about himself.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Oh obviously, yes, obviously, yeah, yeah, can't help himself.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
That's a good one. And actually, who I have for
the next one, which is the contestant mote, Yes, contestant
most likely to interrupt and steal the bachelorette while on
a group date, would be Kanye because of course he
doesn't care, and he's going to go up and interrupt,
and he's very well known for interrupting.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Oh yeah, yeah him, Taylor Swift, Yeah, exactly, Hold on
a second, Taylor, let's talk about it.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Yeah, no, no doubt. That's a really good one. Exactly
should I waste him on my last one because he
is a notorious interruptor?

Speaker 1 (33:17):
That's good?

Speaker 3 (33:18):
So this one, Yeah, I actually I brought I brought
Kevin Hart back in on this one.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
He was he was a two of mine.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
And I just thought, you know, again, I'm thinking of
the Rock being on a date with Kim Kardashian and
Kevin Kardashi or Kevin Hart coming up and being like, Hey.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
What are you doing over there? The Rock Let's go,
Let's go. So I had to use them for two
hopefully that one. I mean, he can be two people,
but he can do two things.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Hey, whatever he can fill in two categories, that's fine.
There's no rules. Okay, location for the finale proposal? What
is your location?

Speaker 2 (33:54):
My location?

Speaker 3 (33:55):
I'm keeping it, uh, you know, I I think Rocks
go in the distance and they we're going we're going
to be in Fiji. We're going to Fiji to finale
because and this could make me look really dumb, I
believe that is Rocks ancestry.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Okay, Okay, I.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
Believe and I know that, you know, they do the
dance and he likes to do the you know the thing.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
I think that's Fiji, the thing, you know the thing.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
It could be Hawaii, but it's going to be one
of those places.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
That is my my choice of island.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Because in my in my world of hosting this, we're
you know, we're going to start off at Calabasas. Next thing,
you know, we're heading straight to the islands some islands,
Polynesian islands. I know that they're Polynesian islands and and
that's where my finale will be filmed. And there is
a proposal in this one. I know he was I
know that he was born domestic, like I do.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Know that, but.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
I'm laughing because our producer wrote he was born in California.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
I do know that, but his heritage is that.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Yes, yes, I understand, I got it. Okay, Yes, very
very Bachelor, Very Bachelor Nation. I changed it up a
little bit for my finale location. Like I said with
the start Ariana Grande, I wanted to be welcomed into
her home and actually see how she lives and have

(35:26):
everything happened there Frankie the location for the now finale, Yes,
and Frankie to show up, Oh my gosh, it'd be
so fun. And to have her parents, like I just
want to get to know her family, like I just
want to know who she is. Okay, So location for
finale is whatever her next tour is. It's going to
be on stage at her next tour.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Ah, so in front of you know twenty.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Yes, like a live finale on stage. Wow, on tour.
I like it okay, background dancers, background singers, they're like
creating the vibe, you know, and everyone in the crowd
goes wild.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Yes, of course they do, because they love everything Ariana.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Can you imagine if it was Ariana and Cynthia Rivo.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
At the end.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
The non demi curious semi binary relationship coming fruition.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
I had to read that, by the way, I'm this gid.
Oh yeah, that's spectacular. I love it. Well, this is good.
This is really killing stuff. Yeah. I think I think
I did way better this time than last time. But
I still think I still think you're a couple of
categories here, you got me.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
There's a couple of categories again.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
I mean, I like where you're going with the whole
comedian thing because people love to laugh, and why not
have you should have put Pete Davison, Pete Davidson in there,
something I would have.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
I would have, but I just you know I should have.
You're right, I couldn't use in one of those Kevin
Harp spots.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
I just yeah, true, I just got I've gotten to
the point where I watch all this. First of all,
I was I was gonna throw Steve Harvey in there,
because I'm found a Steve Harvey where I think he's
a national treasure and I just do. I've been hanging
out with my mom a lot, and she watches a
lot of the Family Feud, and you know, he's funny.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
He's funny with his little dead pan looks. I enjoyed
it very much. But you know, I think we both have.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Really good show ideas here, and producers, if you're listening.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Uh, you know, this could be fun to try and
cast one of these with our with our picks.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
So yeah, Grande to go on on tour again and
then do a location.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
Yeah, she said she's taking a little break from that.
She's taking a little break from the poss way. Yeah,
I'm doing more of the musical stuff.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
So that's okay because Taylor Frankie Paul is coming up
next and that doesn't start until February, I think, or
March and then and then and then that's going to
be Bachelorette and then hopefully Bachelor and then maybe. So
we got lots of time. Ariana has lots of time.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Yeah, we got time. We got a full cycle. We
have full cycle to go.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Right, Okay, so everybody listening, go vote for Bob or
me in whose celebrity fantasy draft you would like to
see for Bachelorette. I love both of our, both of
our rundowns this time, and I would love to see
both of them. I mean, Kim Kardashian, I feel like,

(38:31):
obviously would be an incredible choice. And she's Hulu, and yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
You know, we got the family and we're keeping the right,
you know.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
But you know Ariana all the way, She's a dream.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Both both pretty spectacular, I gotta be honest, pretty spectacular.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
So totally, well, thank you, always so fun. I love
it so much fun to connect again. I'm sure we'll
be talking soon or hopefully I.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
Hope so too.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
And for everyone listening, if I don't see a happy
holidays yea, and happy New Year and have a blessed
and wonderful holiday whatever it is you celebrate, because I
know that we're going to at the Guinea family, so
we're going to have a good one.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Good Yes, happy holidays everybody. Okay, Bye,
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