October 24, 2025 • 21 mins
We love The Bachelorette, but what would it be like if our favorite celebrities showed up to the Mansion to try and get a rose??
Ben and Ashley draft their ultimate celebrity Bachelorette season! Who will have the most dramatic entrance? Who will be the villain? And will Ben draft a celebrity who is still alive?? Find out on our ultimate celebrity Bachelorette draft!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the Ben and Ashley I Almost Famous podcast
with iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's Almost Famous Podcast. We're here today with another round
of our Celebrity Fantasy Draft. It was a big hit
last time, I'm gonna do We want to do it again.
Last time we did The Bachelor, and this time we're
gonna do the Bachelor at a little refresher If you
weren't here last time, we played Ashley walk everybody through
the rules.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Oh right.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
So basically we have categories and then we just come
up with celebrity that we think would fit the description
the best if they were on the show.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Uh huh. Yeah. So let's start right here with the
location for the celeb bachelor mansion. It would be the
Bachelorette Mansion.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
The Bachelorette Mansion.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Bachelorette Mansion. I I think of ladies women, and for
whatever reason, I think of Napa.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Okay, you guys, because you think of mommy wine or
like the ladies having wine.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I think that sounds fun.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
That makes sense, makes more sense than what I was
gonna go with. I was gonna go with like Cabo
or something, because you see the Kardashians of the Housewives
always like doing their season trip somewhere like that.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
That makes sense. Okay, I like Cabo. I've been to Cabo.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
You had your bachelorette party, Bachelor, your bachelor party.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah, Bachelor atte, Bachelor, It's fine in Cabo. I could
see that too. I don't hate the idea. I just
feel like a napa.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
She's more sense been.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
You're correct, Thank you, thank you. I appreciate that. All right,
onto the next category, Ashley take it away.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
The next category would be show host. I'm gonna go
with Nikki Glazer. I already feel like she's tied to
the Bachelor franchise and she's had she's had like appearances before.
Was that on Caitlin season? Amy Schumer was on Caitlin season.
Either or there's a two good female hosts for the
show that'll bring all a lot of relatable lady humor.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I'm gonna go Nate Bargatsi, who's that great comedian, clean comedian,
really funny and very self aware. I think you would
be hilarious, also keep everybody in line, and I think
he would add a good flare to the show. In fact,
I could see him kind of being the host of
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the show in real life.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Okay. I see him and I know his face, and
I'm sure I've heard you've seen. He's a clean communit.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
He's like, he doesn't swear, doesn't talk about sex, drugs, alcohol,
those things that we've seen that want to group together.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I kind of enjoy that.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah, you should watch it. He has a good Netflix special.
It's really funny special. The Bachelorette, Ashley, Who would you choose?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Hold On? I have you given it a thought yet? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Oh yeah, I feel Zindaya, but she's engaged. Doesn't matter.
There's gonna just it's like, this is a fantasy world.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Oh okay, so not it doesn't matter in a fantasy world.
Oh my gosh. Well in a fantasy's world, i'd want
it to be Taylor Swift. What Yeah, because everybody's always
been so interested in Taylor Swift's love life. Let's just
air it, eh, Okay, And for so long we're rooting
for her to find actual love, and this would have
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been a great way to watch it happen.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
You're not wrong. You're not wrong at all. Contestant most
likely to show up in a costume getting out of
the limo.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
So these are guys, now, Yes, very great Pete Davidson
on list. He's coming down as a jokester, but he's
also coming in as like a guy that's going to
get further than you expect.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I put Jack Black here. Okay, yeah, do you see
that in the reasoning why?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Yeah, it's just obvious. Is you gonna even have to
explain it? Next category, the contestant that cries the most?
Ben I have.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Pete Davidson in this category.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Actually, oh actually, damn. That's a good one because he
is very in touch with his emotions and I love
that part of him.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah, I think Pete Davidson has to be on the show.
And then also I think he would find it very
emotional to walk through this journey datings in DAYA.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Sodamn, Oh my god, that is so fantastic. Okay, well,
if Taylor is my lead, then the contestant who's crying.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
The most John Mayer?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
You know what, could I just steal that from you?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Okay, yeah, let's do that, John Mayer. I'm thinking about
all of her famous exes. I'm like, which one would
actually cry over her and admit that he's crying over her?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
There is that guy that the band I mean probably her.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, what was his name he was in?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Yeah, we're all poor guy now we forget his name.
He's a be less sealless actor Joe Alwin. He's not
crying over her. He's trying to be way too tough
for that.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Yeah, the villain I stretched a little bit here, but
I think I like it. I had two choices. Do
you only share both choices or the one I ended
up falling on?
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Well, let me tell you my villain. Yeah, so I
don't steal one of yours. Okay, if Taylor is the lead,
then I would say that Matty heally has to be
the villain.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yeah that's good.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
You know the lore okay, yeah, gold making sure.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Yeah, well what Bansy in like nineteen forty.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Two, right, nineteen seventy five.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Nineteen seventy five. Yeah, I like that song about chocolate.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Yep, me too, that's a good song.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
My villain I had two. I originally it was like,
no question, Jake Paul He's just like a I feel
like he'd just be a good villain. He is just
stands out as a villain. He's kind of made a
career on being the villain. But then I was like,
that's too easy bit a little bit too boring for
me to have Jake Paul as the villain. It's too expected.
So who do I think could be a villain that
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would uh not shock us, but that we could really
get behind. That's Jared leto.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
To me, that we could get okay.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Like that we would be like, No, you are a villain.
You you think you're great, you think you're awesome, but
you're the villain.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Do you want to know a funny story about Jared
Letto with me?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yeah, I don't think. I don't think he's a good dude, right,
Like I did? I get that right?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
I don't know him at all personally, so I cannot
I cannot vouch there's not like a lot of there.
There are some rivers and speculation about him out there,
but like I can't say that speculation familiar with the lore.
When I was twenty two or twenty three is this
is years ago. I went to a thirty seconds to
Mars concert and I still I love thirty seconds to Mars.
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Some of my very favorite songs I feel like come
from them. But my sister sure and I as per
we usually do. Somehow I got like the front row,
some security came up to us and was like, hey,
do you guys want to go watch the show on
the side of the stage. And to me, I was
like in one of those like I'm a little too
scared for this, like Jared Letto, like he's two little
too scary for me. But like, Lauren, let's go for
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it for you. You know, you enjoy this moment. And
of course what happens, Lauren wants to murder me. He
comes up to me, puts his arm around me on
the side of the stage when he like falls off
when he like goes to the side of the stage
to like get a drink of water or something, and
he looks at me with like his face like two
inches from mine and goes, I like your belly button ring?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
I was like, holy shit, that's really cool. But also Lauren,
he's all yours.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I forgot I used to have a belly button. Do
you still have a belly button ring?
Speaker 4 (07:51):
No? But I need to get it re pierced. I
really really want to get it. Repeers. I hate having
just the hole there.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Oh yeah, stays that doesn't like heelaup, No, just stick
stick it through one night.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
It won't go through it won't go through. I think
I'm just gonna get it. Repaerced Oh, I've tried a
lot of pressure. Gonna have to go to the tattoo
place anyway.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Contestant that says the villain isn't here for the right
reasons Ashley.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Oh my gosh, wait this just Jake Jillenholme my villain. No,
We're gonna go a little bit more modern. Mattie Healy's
to my villain.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Yeah, like, who's like a stuck up celebrity, like guy
celebrity who's just like, oh like, who would be like
celebrity men?
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Let me just google celebrity men for a second, because
you know how, sometimes you're thinking about it and you
cannot Oh you know how, I can totally see doing this.
And I don't think he's stuck up or anything, but
I can see him being that guy on the show.
Glenn Powell, MM, good choice there.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I had Tom Holland based on his relationships with Zendaya.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Oh my god, Heather goes Justin Baldoni. I know you're
going with this, but we're not even going into that
drama with his bracket.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Yeah, I feel like Tom Holland will be protective of Zendia.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Genuine. That's genuine. He's not getting eliminated because he's being
a tattletale.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
No, he's like really into it. He's like honest and
earnest contestant that crushes it during the talent show.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
I mean probably in my case it's gonna be Travis Kelcey.
He's gonna do something that's not even a football related thing.
I just feel like he has like some weird physical talents,
like oh, I was gonna say, he's gonna pick her
up and like spin her around, which is I think she.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Enjoys based on her songs. Yes, it sounds like she does.
I put Donald Glover here.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
That's great. I love Donald Glover. I have. I was
on Donald Glover's torbus too. This is how freaking weird. Literally,
what is wrong with me? I never hooked up with
any of these guys, just letting you know this. It's
just like we just we're little fangirls.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
It's actually more impressive that you didn't than you did.
Like for you to be like, no, we didn't, it's
like that's more shocking than if you're like now like
Jared Letta, Donald Glover, like all these guys like just
loved me. That would make more sense than you'd being like, yeah,
I just went on there and had a good time.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Yeah, we just went on there and had a good time.
I actually we brought our guy friend on that like
he wanted to fanboy over Donald Glover. Straker, you are
that girl, and we were like, we will get you
to meet Donald Glover if you want to meet him
at the show tonight, and we did.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Actually, you are one of a kind. Okay, contestant that
gets so competitive they injure themselves during a group day.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Do you have one off the top of your head,
Travis Kelce, I know, damn it now I wasted my
Travis one.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Mm hmm. You did.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
It's so he gets injured. Can I come back to
this one?
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Actually, you can do whatever you'd like to do, but yes.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
We're coming back to this one.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Contestant most likely to say I'm not here to make friends.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Maybe like Timothy Shaloman.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Interesting choice. He's also part of my list. He'll pop
up here in just a bit. I have Shane Gillis
under this category.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
I think Shane Gillis would be eager to find love
and very excited about the opportunity to find Zendeiya and
not really wanting to make any friends along the way
because he's a very friendly man. Contestant that experiences a
weird medical emergency during filming.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Weird ready to go emerge. Okay, so this is definitely
especially in Taylor's story Taylor Laughner, and then she's gonna
like write a song about how it probably ended too
short for them.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I had post malone because he's on those bud Light
commercials and I just think you drink too much bud Light,
faint in the hot tub from dehydration, and still be
amazing doing it.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
All right. Next category is contestant most likely to friend
zone the Bachelorette but enjoy their time at the mansion. Oh,
I love this one. I would say, damn it, I did.
I really ruined my my pick again by not picking
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Taylor Latner for this one, because this is Taylor Lonner
written all over it. Plan it ultimately friend zoned, but
he just gets along with everyone. And is this the
sweetness guy? Very sweet mats the best guy who gets
friend zone but has a good I feel like I
crushed Bradley Cooper.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
That makes sense, Yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Mean he just seems like, you know, he gets along
with everyone.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Especially after his recent I think he just got a facelift.
The guy that's not good baby really rocking it during this,
I put I think I this is the one that
I felt most confident in my choice. Okay, Benny Blanco,
big fan of him recently. I get why Seleno's so.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Why why are you killing this game so hard?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Well, I take time. I got crushed last time, I
mean absolutely destroyed with mine Betty Davis choices and stuff
like that. I just gotta yeah, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
You did some research this time.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Yeah, And I think I have watched multiple Bennie Blanco
videos recently, and I see why she's into him. He's
a sweet man. He's a caring man. He also has
a really good sense of humor about He has a
comment where he's like, I am so not good looking,
that I'm good looking, like I've.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Gone so far does happen that happens.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
On the other way, that like now I'm an attractive man.
I think that's a great take. I think it's a
fantastic take.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
I love that so much that he he knows that
that is a thing and that he possesses it.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
The contestant most likely to self eliminate before a rose ceremony.
I'm gonna go with Joe Jonas on this one because
he called her in such a quick phone call to
dump her. This was also when he was nineteen years old.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Oh okay, sorry, it didn't mean to offend you. Actually, sorry.
I have Timothy Chalime here because I think you get
Really I just feel like he's like existential, like he
thinks deeply, and he would be there and he'd be like,
this isn't how I'm going to find love? What does
love really mean? And then he would just walk out
in his own accord because he felt like it was
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the proper thing to do given the circumstances.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Okay, I like that too. I totally see him doing that.
The next one is the contest that is most likely
to interrupt and steal the bachelorette while on a group date. Ben,
do you have one off the top of your head
for this?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
I had to think of somebody that everybody is just
gonna love, uh and they're gonna be okay with it. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
No, this is usually the person that annoys us.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Well, I think they have that quality. To them, but
they also in this. I've always been a fan of
the interrupt you for a second. If it happens once.
If it happens every time, it's a little annoying, but
it once is okay because it shows initiative. I think
Theovonne would do this. I think you would show initiative.
People be like, gosh, dang it, that dude, like I
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don't get him. I don't quite understand him, but I
love him and I can't get that mad at him
because he has a mullet.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
That would be so funny.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Yeah, it'd be good.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Okay, I'm gonna go with Gavin Castle Lenngo. No, I
don't know how to say his last name. You guys,
it's Jeremiah for Fisher from the Summer I Turn Pretty
because we can just see him doing this, and Taylor
would be like, looking at his eyes, we love We
know that she like likes pretty eyes. She sings about
that a lot, and she would fall for it, and
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all the other guys be like this guy like is
being so immature right now, just like his character in
the Summer I Turned Pretty. I'm reaching a little bit.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
But so now we're done with all the contestants. There's
something very shocking to me that happened during this with you, Ashley.
Harry Styles was never brought into the show. Of course,
I was trying to fit in Harry somewhere. I couldn't
figure out where. Maybe he just wins, Maybe he's just
the winner. I thought for sure, THEO James and Harry
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Styles is going to be on your list at some point.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Okay, Well, producer Heather is reminding us that we have
not answered who is going to be my most competitive
the competitive that they injured themselves during a group date.
Harry cross my mind there. I just didn't think that
it fit him.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
No, I don't. That would be not at all.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
So I can't put him in there. I think that
Harry just is like the guy that, like we all
just love and that she just can't help but love,
and so he wins to me, and that category is
not on our list, even though Travis Kelsey technically is
the one that wins. But you know, in a different era, if.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
I don't win this one, I've done something.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
So yeah, the contestant that you get some selves injured
during a group activity, it's going to be in the
Taylor World it's going to be the guy whose name
I always forget, the actor that she dated and said
then he wore the I Love Taylor's shirt at the
beach house in Brod Island. What's his name? I Heather
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is going to tell me in one second, because I
always blank on this guy's name, the one that is
the DC. He's not the DC universe. He's in the
Marvel Universe. His name is Tom Holland, Tom Holland, Hillston,
Tom Holland. He's lokey. Wow, I'm really a mess right now.
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But yeah, Tom Hilson definitely gets injured. It's kind of
embarrassing because their relationship only lasted like two months and
it was like kind of like a weird getaway car.
So all the Swifties are out there like no loving
my allusions to different songs ben, So like you may
think that I really lost this round, but like the
Swifties would be on my side. Ah, And I know
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you're not like a person who appreciates Swifties, And I actually.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Will whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa before the Swifties come
after me. Let's rephrase that comment, because goodness, gracious, you
just placed something on me. That could ruin me so divisive.
I am a supporter. I appreciate the art. Yes, I
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am not engaged into the ins and outs of that world.
I do not have any problem with any of you
out there who just like literally crossed an X through
my face and your notebook. I am not a swifty no,
but I am not one, and I appreciate her candor
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in her album so that we can all get a
picture of her love life, good and bad.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Wow. Love that statement right there.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
That was close location for finale or proposal. I went
with Bora, Bora. It just feels like we're the bachelor
for whatever reason fits. I can pictures Zendaia and like
a silk gown walking down the beach, probably towards Donald Glover,
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the two of them ignite and a passionate.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Donald Glover is going to be marrying Zindia.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
In your world, yeah, it fits, think about it long enough.
It fits all right.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
In my bachelorette world, Taylor Swift will be getting engaged
on the cliff that her house in Watchhill, Rhode Island,
sits on. Couldn't get better than that visual.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
And who's she getting engaged to?
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Oh? Hey, guess Harry Styles.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
What about Travis Kelsey. Your Swifties are about to come after you?
Now that's good?
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Oh wait wait sorry like this?
Speaker 2 (20:31):
No, this is good. Let's end it here. Hey, this
has been almost.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
No No, I forgot that I had to use somebody
from my actual bracket to which yes, of course she's
going to be married Travis. The Watchhill House goes really
well with Travis is very Americana. It would maybe wearing
be weird to marry a brit There, I'm just reaching again.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
I don't think you dig yourself out of this hole. Goodness,
I started falling, and the Swifties will come after you next. Hey,
this has been the almost famous podcast Celebrity Bachelorette bracket.
We hope you enjoyed it. We're gonna share this kind
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maybe tag us once you do. I'm sure you agreed
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and disagreed with some of our choices. Maybe there's some
better choices out there. We did our best, and we
know you can do better because you do far greater
things than us.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
And then next time we'll do Bachelor in Paradise.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Oh I like that. I like that. This is fun.
Until next time. I've been Ben, I've.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
Been Ashley SIA. Thank you Bye.
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's Almost Famous Podcast. We're here today with another round
of our Celebrity Fantasy Draft. It was a big hit
last time, I'm gonna do We want to do it again.
Last time we did The Bachelor, and this time we're
gonna do the Bachelor at a little refresher If you
weren't here last time, we played Ashley walk everybody through
the rules.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Oh right.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
So basically we have categories and then we just come
up with celebrity that we think would fit the description
the best if they were on the show.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Uh huh. Yeah. So let's start right here with the
location for the celeb bachelor mansion. It would be the
Bachelorette Mansion.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
The Bachelorette Mansion.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Bachelorette Mansion. I I think of ladies women, and for
whatever reason, I think of Napa.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Okay, you guys, because you think of mommy wine or
like the ladies having wine.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I think that sounds fun.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
That makes sense, makes more sense than what I was
gonna go with. I was gonna go with like Cabo
or something, because you see the Kardashians of the Housewives
always like doing their season trip somewhere like that.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
That makes sense. Okay, I like Cabo. I've been to Cabo.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
You had your bachelorette party, Bachelor, your bachelor party.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah, Bachelor atte, Bachelor, It's fine in Cabo. I could
see that too. I don't hate the idea. I just
feel like a napa.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
She's more sense been.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
You're correct, Thank you, thank you. I appreciate that. All right,
onto the next category, Ashley take it away.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
The next category would be show host. I'm gonna go
with Nikki Glazer. I already feel like she's tied to
the Bachelor franchise and she's had she's had like appearances before.
Was that on Caitlin season? Amy Schumer was on Caitlin season.
Either or there's a two good female hosts for the
show that'll bring all a lot of relatable lady humor.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I'm gonna go Nate Bargatsi, who's that great comedian, clean comedian,
really funny and very self aware. I think you would
be hilarious, also keep everybody in line, and I think
he would add a good flare to the show. In fact,
I could see him kind of being the host of
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the show in real life.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Okay. I see him and I know his face, and
I'm sure I've heard you've seen. He's a clean communit.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
He's like, he doesn't swear, doesn't talk about sex, drugs, alcohol,
those things that we've seen that want to group together.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I kind of enjoy that.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah, you should watch it. He has a good Netflix special.
It's really funny special. The Bachelorette, Ashley, Who would you choose?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Hold On? I have you given it a thought yet? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Oh yeah, I feel Zindaya, but she's engaged. Doesn't matter.
There's gonna just it's like, this is a fantasy world.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Oh okay, so not it doesn't matter in a fantasy world.
Oh my gosh. Well in a fantasy's world, i'd want
it to be Taylor Swift. What Yeah, because everybody's always
been so interested in Taylor Swift's love life. Let's just
air it, eh, Okay, And for so long we're rooting
for her to find actual love, and this would have
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been a great way to watch it happen.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
You're not wrong. You're not wrong at all. Contestant most
likely to show up in a costume getting out of
the limo.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
So these are guys, now, Yes, very great Pete Davidson
on list. He's coming down as a jokester, but he's
also coming in as like a guy that's going to
get further than you expect.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I put Jack Black here. Okay, yeah, do you see
that in the reasoning why?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Yeah, it's just obvious. Is you gonna even have to
explain it? Next category, the contestant that cries the most?
Ben I have.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Pete Davidson in this category.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Actually, oh actually, damn. That's a good one because he
is very in touch with his emotions and I love
that part of him.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah, I think Pete Davidson has to be on the show.
And then also I think he would find it very
emotional to walk through this journey datings in DAYA.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Sodamn, Oh my god, that is so fantastic. Okay, well,
if Taylor is my lead, then the contestant who's crying.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
The most John Mayer?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
You know what, could I just steal that from you?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Okay, yeah, let's do that, John Mayer. I'm thinking about
all of her famous exes. I'm like, which one would
actually cry over her and admit that he's crying over her?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
There is that guy that the band I mean probably her.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, what was his name he was in?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Yeah, we're all poor guy now we forget his name.
He's a be less sealless actor Joe Alwin. He's not
crying over her. He's trying to be way too tough
for that.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Yeah, the villain I stretched a little bit here, but
I think I like it. I had two choices. Do
you only share both choices or the one I ended
up falling on?
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Well, let me tell you my villain. Yeah, so I
don't steal one of yours. Okay, if Taylor is the lead,
then I would say that Matty heally has to be
the villain.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yeah that's good.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
You know the lore okay, yeah, gold making sure.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Yeah, well what Bansy in like nineteen forty.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Two, right, nineteen seventy five.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Nineteen seventy five. Yeah, I like that song about chocolate.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Yep, me too, that's a good song.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
My villain I had two. I originally it was like,
no question, Jake Paul He's just like a I feel
like he'd just be a good villain. He is just
stands out as a villain. He's kind of made a
career on being the villain. But then I was like,
that's too easy bit a little bit too boring for
me to have Jake Paul as the villain. It's too expected.
So who do I think could be a villain that
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would uh not shock us, but that we could really
get behind. That's Jared leto.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
To me, that we could get okay.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Like that we would be like, No, you are a villain.
You you think you're great, you think you're awesome, but
you're the villain.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Do you want to know a funny story about Jared
Letto with me?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yeah, I don't think. I don't think he's a good dude, right,
Like I did? I get that right?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
I don't know him at all personally, so I cannot
I cannot vouch there's not like a lot of there.
There are some rivers and speculation about him out there,
but like I can't say that speculation familiar with the lore.
When I was twenty two or twenty three is this
is years ago. I went to a thirty seconds to
Mars concert and I still I love thirty seconds to Mars.
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Some of my very favorite songs I feel like come
from them. But my sister sure and I as per
we usually do. Somehow I got like the front row,
some security came up to us and was like, hey,
do you guys want to go watch the show on
the side of the stage. And to me, I was
like in one of those like I'm a little too
scared for this, like Jared Letto, like he's two little
too scary for me. But like, Lauren, let's go for
(07:16):
it for you. You know, you enjoy this moment. And
of course what happens, Lauren wants to murder me. He
comes up to me, puts his arm around me on
the side of the stage when he like falls off
when he like goes to the side of the stage
to like get a drink of water or something, and
he looks at me with like his face like two
inches from mine and goes, I like your belly button ring?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
I was like, holy shit, that's really cool. But also Lauren,
he's all yours.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I forgot I used to have a belly button. Do
you still have a belly button ring?
Speaker 4 (07:51):
No? But I need to get it re pierced. I
really really want to get it. Repeers. I hate having
just the hole there.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Oh yeah, stays that doesn't like heelaup, No, just stick
stick it through one night.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
It won't go through it won't go through. I think
I'm just gonna get it. Repaerced Oh, I've tried a
lot of pressure. Gonna have to go to the tattoo
place anyway.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Contestant that says the villain isn't here for the right
reasons Ashley.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Oh my gosh, wait this just Jake Jillenholme my villain. No,
We're gonna go a little bit more modern. Mattie Healy's
to my villain.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Yeah, like, who's like a stuck up celebrity, like guy
celebrity who's just like, oh like, who would be like
celebrity men?
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Let me just google celebrity men for a second, because
you know how, sometimes you're thinking about it and you
cannot Oh you know how, I can totally see doing this.
And I don't think he's stuck up or anything, but
I can see him being that guy on the show.
Glenn Powell, MM, good choice there.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I had Tom Holland based on his relationships with Zendaya.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Oh my god, Heather goes Justin Baldoni. I know you're
going with this, but we're not even going into that
drama with his bracket.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Yeah, I feel like Tom Holland will be protective of Zendia.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Genuine. That's genuine. He's not getting eliminated because he's being
a tattletale.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
No, he's like really into it. He's like honest and
earnest contestant that crushes it during the talent show.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
I mean probably in my case it's gonna be Travis Kelcey.
He's gonna do something that's not even a football related thing.
I just feel like he has like some weird physical talents,
like oh, I was gonna say, he's gonna pick her
up and like spin her around, which is I think she.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Enjoys based on her songs. Yes, it sounds like she does.
I put Donald Glover here.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
That's great. I love Donald Glover. I have. I was
on Donald Glover's torbus too. This is how freaking weird. Literally,
what is wrong with me? I never hooked up with
any of these guys, just letting you know this. It's
just like we just we're little fangirls.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
It's actually more impressive that you didn't than you did.
Like for you to be like, no, we didn't, it's
like that's more shocking than if you're like now like
Jared Letta, Donald Glover, like all these guys like just
loved me. That would make more sense than you'd being like, yeah,
I just went on there and had a good time.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Yeah, we just went on there and had a good time.
I actually we brought our guy friend on that like
he wanted to fanboy over Donald Glover. Straker, you are
that girl, and we were like, we will get you
to meet Donald Glover if you want to meet him
at the show tonight, and we did.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Actually, you are one of a kind. Okay, contestant that
gets so competitive they injure themselves during a group day.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Do you have one off the top of your head,
Travis Kelce, I know, damn it now I wasted my
Travis one.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Mm hmm. You did.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
It's so he gets injured. Can I come back to
this one?
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Actually, you can do whatever you'd like to do, but yes.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
We're coming back to this one.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Contestant most likely to say I'm not here to make friends.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Maybe like Timothy Shaloman.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Interesting choice. He's also part of my list. He'll pop
up here in just a bit. I have Shane Gillis
under this category.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
I think Shane Gillis would be eager to find love
and very excited about the opportunity to find Zendeiya and
not really wanting to make any friends along the way
because he's a very friendly man. Contestant that experiences a
weird medical emergency during filming.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Weird ready to go emerge. Okay, so this is definitely
especially in Taylor's story Taylor Laughner, and then she's gonna
like write a song about how it probably ended too
short for them.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I had post malone because he's on those bud Light
commercials and I just think you drink too much bud Light,
faint in the hot tub from dehydration, and still be
amazing doing it.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
All right. Next category is contestant most likely to friend
zone the Bachelorette but enjoy their time at the mansion. Oh,
I love this one. I would say, damn it, I did.
I really ruined my my pick again by not picking
(12:44):
Taylor Latner for this one, because this is Taylor Lonner
written all over it. Plan it ultimately friend zoned, but
he just gets along with everyone. And is this the
sweetness guy? Very sweet mats the best guy who gets
friend zone but has a good I feel like I
crushed Bradley Cooper.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
That makes sense, Yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Mean he just seems like, you know, he gets along
with everyone.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Especially after his recent I think he just got a facelift.
The guy that's not good baby really rocking it during this,
I put I think I this is the one that
I felt most confident in my choice. Okay, Benny Blanco,
big fan of him recently. I get why Seleno's so.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Why why are you killing this game so hard?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Well, I take time. I got crushed last time, I
mean absolutely destroyed with mine Betty Davis choices and stuff
like that. I just gotta yeah, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
You did some research this time.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Yeah, And I think I have watched multiple Bennie Blanco
videos recently, and I see why she's into him. He's
a sweet man. He's a caring man. He also has
a really good sense of humor about He has a
comment where he's like, I am so not good looking,
that I'm good looking, like I've.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Gone so far does happen that happens.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
On the other way, that like now I'm an attractive man.
I think that's a great take. I think it's a
fantastic take.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
I love that so much that he he knows that
that is a thing and that he possesses it.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
The contestant most likely to self eliminate before a rose ceremony.
I'm gonna go with Joe Jonas on this one because
he called her in such a quick phone call to
dump her. This was also when he was nineteen years old.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Oh okay, sorry, it didn't mean to offend you. Actually, sorry.
I have Timothy Chalime here because I think you get
Really I just feel like he's like existential, like he
thinks deeply, and he would be there and he'd be like,
this isn't how I'm going to find love? What does
love really mean? And then he would just walk out
in his own accord because he felt like it was
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the proper thing to do given the circumstances.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Okay, I like that too. I totally see him doing that.
The next one is the contest that is most likely
to interrupt and steal the bachelorette while on a group date. Ben,
do you have one off the top of your head
for this?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
I had to think of somebody that everybody is just
gonna love, uh and they're gonna be okay with it. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
No, this is usually the person that annoys us.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Well, I think they have that quality. To them, but
they also in this. I've always been a fan of
the interrupt you for a second. If it happens once.
If it happens every time, it's a little annoying, but
it once is okay because it shows initiative. I think
Theovonne would do this. I think you would show initiative.
People be like, gosh, dang it, that dude, like I
(15:40):
don't get him. I don't quite understand him, but I
love him and I can't get that mad at him
because he has a mullet.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
That would be so funny.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Yeah, it'd be good.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Okay, I'm gonna go with Gavin Castle Lenngo. No, I
don't know how to say his last name. You guys,
it's Jeremiah for Fisher from the Summer I Turn Pretty
because we can just see him doing this, and Taylor
would be like, looking at his eyes, we love We
know that she like likes pretty eyes. She sings about
that a lot, and she would fall for it, and
(16:12):
all the other guys be like this guy like is
being so immature right now, just like his character in
the Summer I Turned Pretty. I'm reaching a little bit.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
But so now we're done with all the contestants. There's
something very shocking to me that happened during this with you, Ashley.
Harry Styles was never brought into the show. Of course,
I was trying to fit in Harry somewhere. I couldn't
figure out where. Maybe he just wins, Maybe he's just
the winner. I thought for sure, THEO James and Harry
(16:44):
Styles is going to be on your list at some point.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Okay, Well, producer Heather is reminding us that we have
not answered who is going to be my most competitive
the competitive that they injured themselves during a group date.
Harry cross my mind there. I just didn't think that
it fit him.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
No, I don't. That would be not at all.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
So I can't put him in there. I think that
Harry just is like the guy that, like we all
just love and that she just can't help but love,
and so he wins to me, and that category is
not on our list, even though Travis Kelsey technically is
the one that wins. But you know, in a different era, if.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
I don't win this one, I've done something.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
So yeah, the contestant that you get some selves injured
during a group activity, it's going to be in the
Taylor World it's going to be the guy whose name
I always forget, the actor that she dated and said
then he wore the I Love Taylor's shirt at the
beach house in Brod Island. What's his name? I Heather
(17:52):
is going to tell me in one second, because I
always blank on this guy's name, the one that is
the DC. He's not the DC universe. He's in the
Marvel Universe. His name is Tom Holland, Tom Holland, Hillston,
Tom Holland. He's lokey. Wow, I'm really a mess right now.
(18:15):
But yeah, Tom Hilson definitely gets injured. It's kind of
embarrassing because their relationship only lasted like two months and
it was like kind of like a weird getaway car.
So all the Swifties are out there like no loving
my allusions to different songs ben, So like you may
think that I really lost this round, but like the
Swifties would be on my side. Ah, And I know
(18:37):
you're not like a person who appreciates Swifties, And I actually.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Will whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa before the Swifties come
after me. Let's rephrase that comment, because goodness, gracious, you
just placed something on me. That could ruin me so divisive.
I am a supporter. I appreciate the art. Yes, I
(19:03):
am not engaged into the ins and outs of that world.
I do not have any problem with any of you
out there who just like literally crossed an X through
my face and your notebook. I am not a swifty no,
but I am not one, and I appreciate her candor
(19:24):
in her album so that we can all get a
picture of her love life, good and bad.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Wow. Love that statement right there.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
That was close location for finale or proposal. I went
with Bora, Bora. It just feels like we're the bachelor
for whatever reason fits. I can pictures Zendaia and like
a silk gown walking down the beach, probably towards Donald Glover,
(19:53):
the two of them ignite and a passionate.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Donald Glover is going to be marrying Zindia.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
In your world, yeah, it fits, think about it long enough.
It fits all right.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
In my bachelorette world, Taylor Swift will be getting engaged
on the cliff that her house in Watchhill, Rhode Island,
sits on. Couldn't get better than that visual.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
And who's she getting engaged to?
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Oh? Hey, guess Harry Styles.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
What about Travis Kelsey. Your Swifties are about to come after you?
Now that's good?
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Oh wait wait sorry like this?
Speaker 2 (20:31):
No, this is good. Let's end it here. Hey, this
has been almost.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
No No, I forgot that I had to use somebody
from my actual bracket to which yes, of course she's
going to be married Travis. The Watchhill House goes really
well with Travis is very Americana. It would maybe wearing
be weird to marry a brit There, I'm just reaching again.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
I don't think you dig yourself out of this hole. Goodness,
I started falling, and the Swifties will come after you next. Hey,
this has been the almost famous podcast Celebrity Bachelorette bracket.
We hope you enjoyed it. We're gonna share this kind
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maybe tag us once you do. I'm sure you agreed
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and disagreed with some of our choices. Maybe there's some
better choices out there. We did our best, and we
know you can do better because you do far greater
things than us.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
And then next time we'll do Bachelor in Paradise.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Oh I like that. I like that. This is fun.
Until next time. I've been Ben, I've.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
Been Ashley SIA. Thank you Bye.
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