Ain’t It Footy
Ain’t It Footy is a weekly soccer roundtable show where comedy meets the beautiful game. Each week, Miles Gray, Jamel Johnson, and Chris Martin tackle the biggest headlines, from last-minute winners to VAR nightmares, with banter, bold takes, and ill-informed tactical analysis. With hosts from the US and UK, Ain’t It Footy offers listeners a diverse view into what he comedic world of football fandom that no other show offers.
Episodes
Time to preview the 2026 World Cup, yes that one. We got Dark Horses, Favorites and we ask the tough questions like WILL NEYMAR WEAR A WIG?
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Budapest L’s, London redder than the devil’s taint, Slot thoughts
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This week we say farewell to Pep Guar-ARSENAL WON THE LEAGUE!!!
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It’s one match closer to the end, it’s Piero’s beautiful butt, it’s a lucky non red card.
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This week it’s VAR, the hardest Arsenal players and Real beef. Nothing else except tangents. That’s it. Listen.
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The boys are hella greasy, spiced up like a Fremen warrior, and looking for the nearest Boston Market...
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It’s all about, hope, Jamón and the sacred art of the SAND BLAST.
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Picking up the pieces after that thing that happened at the Etihad...
WATCH: apropos of nothing
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Panic is setting in, copium entering the veins, can Captain Planet play as a 9?
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This week, Italy stays woke, Arsenal kisses the treble goodbye, pub dust and much more!
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This week we talk fashion, the trash World Cup song and a moment in history with Cristiano Ronaldo!
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In this episode, the guys talk Carabao-y owie, fraudulent managers, Samuel L Jackson from '187' saving Tottenham and much more!
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The guys are riding (precariously) high off of another Arsenal victory! They talk Max Dowman's magic moment, Chelsea's "HuddleGate"... thing, and check in with the rest of the league in match week 30!
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The guys consider buying a 10th-tier club, explore some Woodbridge, VA lore, enjoy some classic nasheeds and check in on match week 29!
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The guys talk about Robyn's 'Dancin' On My Own' vs. Juvenile's 'Back That Azz Up', the practice of perineum sunning, and SOME footy-related events!
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Is Tom Jones Black? Is North London RED? These questions will be vaguely answered in this week’s episode!
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Everything is fine and we are not panicked at all, so we don't even know why you're listening. We're good, bro... you geekin'. We’re actually quite zen about the whole thing, so fInd a new angle...
WATCH: Arsenal Supporters RN
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This week the fellers lament Liverpool’s capitulation at Anfield, wonder what Liam Rosenior was like as a kid and discuss the potential downfall of their most cherished rival!
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This week it’s all about the power of Billies, a resurgent United, wild speculation about Pep’s divorce and Joao Pedro’s heart!
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This week the laddies contemplate the ever wobbling Arsenal while also wondering if this very show created the monster: Patrick Dorgu!
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