United Are (Not) Back!

In this episode we cover Enzo Maresca’s cryptic crash out, Messi’s Kolkata debut along with the rest of the weekend’s results. Arsenal are also fine, nothing to see here.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hello, Welcome to the latest installment of Ain't It Footy?
The most wonderful.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Podcast about football that exists. It is Matchweight, Match Wake,
match Week sixteen.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
What country is that?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Match Week's oh match, it's Mitch Wake, No mat It's
match Wake sixteen.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
It's Mitchwhak sixteen, all right, And we.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Are discussing everything happening around the Premier League, maybe a
little bit of Champions League beause there were some of
that that in midweek, if we remember that, but also
some fun shit along the way, because we talked about
MESSI uh, I don't know if he caused a riote
in kyl Cutta or the Yankee promoters did. We'll also
talk about Sun young men getting finessed, but also you know,

(00:45):
justice for him, and also Vin Diesel and Christiano Ronaldo's
very interesting relationship. That and all of this other stuff
about Match Week sixteen. But first, two questions for the
co hosts. Jamel Johnson, Hello, two words to describe Match
Week sixteen action for you?

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Swine flu had to be, had to be, had to be.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
There's a flu going around England, the Great Area area, man.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
That's what they call it over are.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Actually yeah, I got to be a
severe illness Okay, okay, traversing that island. Wait, so who
who do you think? Who's inflicted everybody? What the fun
was I watching what happened? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yeah, yeah, I'm talking about Arsenal. I was coping and.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Be like, I can't be us, gotta be something else.
Do somebody pooper get started?

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah? Yeah pooped?

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah, he was upset, he was grumpy. Look, he's got
a fucking fugging at standards. Chris Martin not from Coldplay, famously, Yeah,
disappointingly for Jamel.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
And real one.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
I told you by some some Indians were disappointed a
few years ago that I wasn't in Coprix.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
I want to give you any more details.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
And you were charging three hundred dollars per ticket to
see Chris Martin. No, no more details af from that.
Chris Martin two words to describe Match Week sixteen. I'm
gonna say ratty chaps, ratty chaps.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Pretty okay.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
I just feel like there's some rattiness, some some grumpy
you like you do you alluded to rumpy?

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah? Moresca he's he's a grumpster. Yeah yeah, yeah, so
ratty chaps. That's when it's like a rat in your list,
A bit ratty, Yeah, a ratty boy, a rat. I'm
not doing that voice. Yeah, well you said problematic, but
don't worry. It's a load of me not in along
to voices in this podcast. That one sounds good, he said, yep, yep, yep. Yeah,

(02:47):
I said, and let's see for me two words ha.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Ha, and I think you know who I'm talking about. Okay,
so let's kick off the pun is intended the ridge here.
The game that just happened, actually right before we recorded,
was Manchester United versus bourn Myth at Old Trafford. This
was a game that if you looked away from your
phone for even a brief moment, you don't you didn't

(03:14):
know what the fuck match you were watching. The first
goal happened in the thirteenth minute Ama Diallo. Then Bournemuth
responded in the fortieth minute. Then Cassamirio Casamirio, Casamiro. That
sounds like some fucking American guy on Fox.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah, oh yeah, you know, Casamirio plays for Brazil. Casimirio.
It's my mechanic, Casimirio. Cassamirio used to do my cousin's hair. Okay,
this is a little dude. You fine, gentleman, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
but great with great great great, great hands, braids, great hands,
great dancer.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Casamirio put them ahead right before halftime. Then Bournemuth came
out fucking guns blazing, scored I think in the first
thirty seconds of the second half. Then they pulled ahead
six minutes later. Then Manchester United leveled with Bruno Fernandez
amazing free kick, free kick, very very felt like, okay,

(04:08):
this is peak man United. Then two minutes later Kunya
puts some head for three. Then an eighty fourth minute
fucking Croopy Junior fucking equalizes and we have heartbreak. And
it was what a match to watch.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
I mean, I was, yeah, like you said, I was.
I texted you guys because I was. I was busy
when it happened, and chet the school. Yeah, what are
you trying to cover? Why'd you say I was? Were
you killing somebody? I was? I was working, Oh, I said, busy,
he's the car. I was having an affair.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
I rented a motel old school ninety style, and a
random lady went to a motel uh huh no. And
then I was like one, all all right, it's gonna
probably be and then just just suddenly for all amazingly,
I don't know I've ever seen that before. A free
kick to make it three two, equalized by another.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
Freak kick, free kick for free kicking battle, yeah, and
then a free kick versus.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
And then it's just just fun, like man, just you know,
I love watching this man United, Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Growing up with him just always being the winners and
then seeing this this you think they might be good
and then they're like, we're actually.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Look it's what they said about us. It's what they
said about us. What they're fully in their banter era
right now with these kinds. Because a lot of the
fans are like, and I get it, they're like, at
least we look potent in attack.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
The defense was a fucking mess. But like I see
a lot of people like, no, that's all right, that's
all right, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
That's fine.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
To gary Neville, Gary Nevill, this is good because I
was You're defender ma in full go. He is such
a homer. It's ridiculous. When he starts talking about United,
He's like, that was so promising.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
And honestly, three Arsenal fans, we would never be so
subjective in our analysis. Never would apart from you know,
telling to make sure, yeah, would be told.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
That's my favorite thing about English for covered is that
former players love their team.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Arenas would never say anything nice about the Wizard.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
No disgrace. Yeah, I will fucking kill him.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
He seems so upset.

Speaker 6 (06:15):
He's always wearing Kashmir honestly, sweater perspective, always a sweat
with no t sho underneath it, which I know you
never trust a guy like that.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
You gotta watch that ship right away, you think that
ship smelled. I don't don't have drag any money like that.
The World three sweaters, you know, like a character, like
a like a dog, like which owners.

Speaker 5 (06:37):
You could put Carrager in the middle of the room
and you just put Liverpool Football Club one end and
his family the other end. He's going to have the
balls and balls of the Swan on the Liverpool crest.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Absolutely.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
The thing that was really satisfying, though it was, is
that that you could tell the United supporters thought they
won the match with that Cuna goal, because it was.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Like, oh ship Bruno with the fucking freak kick, Oh
my god.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
And I was like when I when I because I
knew what the score was, so then I just watched
it kind of like that when it comes back in on.

Speaker 5 (07:09):
My Yeah, that's a that's so true. You see the
joy knowing that the joy will tend to pain.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah. Yeah, And that's how I know.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
I just have a just a void in my soul
when that's that's like my emotional flotation device. Yeah, baby,
And I know y'all were drinking our tears and that's
the fun of it, right because I know. Look, I
I always fuck with a few like United supporters. I'm like, damn, bro,
how are you feeling about that? Because they know I'm
trying to give him ship and you know, credit to them.

(07:39):
They're like yeah, yeah, yeah, Like it's it's fucked up.
I don't know, Like I don't even after that, I don't.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Know how I feel. And it seems like again people
are split, but more on the side of I feel
positive about that result. So stoving starving men.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
Have we heard from the hair guy yet? Look the
kid who won't cut his hair till they win five games.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
I think I think, yeah, he's choked. He's sod underneath
his own The weight of the hair has broke his neck,
broke his.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
Neck and put it in the notes. He needs to
move to Atlanta. It's time for him to do something
with that. He'd just be a bull up there, called
up Casamirio.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Okay, Yeah, because he'll he'll lay it. He'll make it
look like.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
A geno in this one time you get the pass,
you can get some straight backs, you know, man, he
means to lay.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
It down like Snoop Dogg. Did remember that movie bones Hell?

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Yeah, you got something.

Speaker 5 (08:29):
When I think of Casamarrio, he looks like the face
on a biscuit from the UK.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
And I mean, yo, the real Casamiro. He looks like
a large baby in the face.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
B N biscuit bn b n b n biscuit that
was cooled in the UK. Yeah, it doesn't need it.
He looks like I thought it was a fucking guy.
You're about to show me. I'm looking right. I thought
you're about to show me like the Quaker old man,
something like his face. They're like, you go to mini
being b NBM biscuit. The theme tune for it used

(09:05):
to be BMB and men b Wow.

Speaker 5 (09:10):
Anyway, that's what I think about, which is in a
football podcast, you're gonna get that.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Type of analysis.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
One and School.

Speaker 5 (09:16):
He was ahead, put in the head. He then give
us a free kick away which they School from.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Get the other from.

Speaker 7 (09:21):
More importantly, he the next match, he still looks like
a cookie. He'll be missing for the American I think
next because of that fucking card. Whatever. Come on, just
look get a draw to Villa.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Went on.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yeah, Arsenal two Wolves one Wolves School Wolves, scootle the girls,
thank you, shout out the goals. At least you're the
real M v P in this match.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Sixty ninth minute Sam Johnson own goal. We thought we
I think that was the SoC We were like, oh,
an Olympic go from soccer. I think that counts, you
know it hit off of the guy's back, Yeah, count
I mean whatever.

Speaker 5 (09:59):
In my mind as a great as a goalie, he
must be like, oh yeah, yeah, you never practiced back safe?

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Is that what Martinez? When Georgino hit that one goal
right off? Yeah, you love because that's such a It
feels so stupid when it's like, oh man, off my
own off of me? Uh yeah, off of you. So fine,
we'll take that.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Then in the eighty ninth minute, Tolu Aroka dare who
I love how every African player there.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
I was like, right right before he reports for duty, yo,
every African that scored this week, every single right before
he reports for duty. Off off to afghan I mean great,
a lot of department not an afcon departing gifts. Cool.

Speaker 5 (10:42):
You never thought how fun it's reporting for like it's
military staff. It's just like he's just gonna represent his country.
It's a nice thing to is after it.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
And then and then so after that, I was like,
holy shit, I remember, bro, everybody but my wife was like,
are you what the fuck is going on with you?

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Because I just went like when that I had, it
wasn't even screaming like I just had Yeah. It was
just a visceral sound like we we've done everything to
ourselves so far. And I texted I think I was like,
we completely did that to ourselves, like we complete? And then, uh,
is that is that when uh Ben Waite went down?
Ben White went he went down early because that didn't

(11:21):
actually go yes, yes, yes, yes he.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Went down early. Because so we need to talk about this. Yeah,
the long throw right, which in Arsenal's case is a
medium throw. He's never once, just don't do it. If
you can't throw it long, just do a normal throwing.
Then every player was like in camps, in their box.
And then our tetas flogging standards, are not going to

(11:44):
be running the half of the pitch, not in front
of him. But then Ben White pulled up with a hamstring.
Then again a weird like are tetas just like I
know the injury. He's been juggling the injury. Weird back
forth to start with right.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Timber right right, center back, right center back, left center back,
in capier left back, so it's just everyone.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
At one point I thought that.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
He came on for Ben, and then point.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
I thought he's going to put fricking Ryer up top.
There was so many players playing in not their normal
positions to accommodate someone. I don't understand why you wouldn't
stay with Norg. Yeah, I think the Premier League. It's
to play him out of position in a Premier League match.
Maybe felt like.

Speaker 5 (12:31):
A Vibes guy. He's he's in case of emergency breakout guard.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Is the emergency as Wolves, they didn't they didn't shot.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
I mean we would have felt dumb if Saliba injured himself,
because Arteta did admit it.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Then he's like playing him ninety minutes was a risk.

Speaker 5 (12:47):
Well, but we're to play Ben White like he hadn't
played in like ages and he played like four games
in ten days or something. Yeah, so yeah, you know
that one is preventable in my honest, A couple of
questions because I feel like everyone asks this after the arsenal,
like we draw or lose.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Time to worry. Well, but the thing is with one though.
That's why I feel like despite that it was time
to worry. Well, I would worry if we didn't. True,
if we drew, I'd be like, that's not good, but
in fact we and I think I have a text
of the other group. I was like, Soak is the
only guy.

Speaker 5 (13:21):
He's going to do something, and like it's crazy he
gets no assists or goals, but he's he was clearly
like a mile the best player. But sometimes you just
play bad and you need those. It depends Everton after
a week off Away and low block. Low block is
the is the kryptonite, and let's see how they do.
It'll be the same against Everton, right yeah, Away is.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
The low block.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
And then I think there's something that happens when teams
play us. We're getting oh yeah, we're getting teams best shot,
like even better than like teams will play Liverpool or
City like you get up to play us.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Well they know now, Yeah, it's true. It's what comes
with It's like when you visit your your other half's
parents for the first time.

Speaker 5 (13:59):
That's behavior. Yeah, you need him, you need you need
him comfortable meet us. After two years they start dropping
the F bomb, you know, start like getting up from
the dinner table. Mike Belch, Yeah, maybe anything, yeah, the
two and so I don't know. I think it's Uh,
it's been worrying the last last few days. You know,
we've talked about victories and the group and yeah, yeah,

(14:22):
I mean one thing just about the form.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
The Aston Villa fixture will tell me where we're at,
because we've had those moments where we play it like
a bogie team in close succession in December west Ham
and we weren't able to like we just for some
reason completely shipped the bed every time and it really
fucked up, Like it took a second for us to
regain our ship. I'm curious if after this then we

(14:46):
got Everton.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
I think then a few matches, but January versus. Yeah,
by the time we get to Villa, then I'll know
if I'm like, well, but at this point I'm still optimistic.

Speaker 5 (14:59):
I turned big things kut Habits coming back and mcgah. Yeah,
because with no you realize, without him and the team,
how important Gab the back is. And even when we
were like not playing great because we're trying to fit
in Victor and he's still kind of a like a.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Climb, but at least we knew we were keeping. Now
now it's you can get a goal in, so we'll see.
Speaking of Victor, what is it? Is it the geens?

Speaker 3 (15:23):
What is the.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Jeans because it slow? Is it the service? Is it
the squad? Because I think is this culp what what
are we?

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (15:32):
I have a theory, but you want to go first, Well,
I just think it's the service. Yeah, he's not getting
the type of balls. We're used to playing a different style. Yeah,
we're used to having a nine type guy who's more
willing to run around, go different directions, go sideways, come
back towards.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, play he's not pulled the ball up.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (15:50):
I've read a thing on Reddit from a guy who's
like Arsenal fan who also Sporting. He goes, here's the
thing about victory. He goes, when he joined Sporting, He goes,
I didn't think this guy very good. He's like, not
got a good first touch, he can't really hold the
ball up. He's he's not good at getting on the
end of stuff. Literally, like, couldn't have listed more things.

(16:13):
I don't like his face with.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
His mouth open.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
He's a Nazi.

Speaker 5 (16:17):
He was like, what he's got bo all these things
and he goes, But he goes and he said, when
Amram left they had the things. This coach came in
and was bad because he wasn't playing to his strengths
and Arteta's doing possession based but if you play to
his strengths. Was give him you know the goalies going
against Leeds, it was like over the top running onto
a pace. If you given the ball what he's running
onto a space behind he's really good. And I was like, well,

(16:37):
this is I mean? This isn't I mean? And then
he said he's amazing. Now he said he's just like
favorite play. But that is a very specific. My wife
is in a good mood. If she has twelve hours sleep,
does pilates has a smoothie and doesn't have to do
anything for about six hours before and I look after
the kid. Then she's in a great mood, right, you
mean though she has a perfect day. Yeah, maybe I'm spoiled.

(17:01):
I mean used to give it to tyry On Rain
and he does everything. It's like I give you yeah, yeah, this.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Guy, you gotta freaking it's like a safe you've gone back.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
But I think even with that, it's just it speaks
to like the rigidity of our play style, because I
do agree there he thrives if we're like playing balls
that he can run onto because he's not a he's
not like a hold up player. He thrives again running
into space. And there's so many times where you see
like Declan Rece or Zoobie Men, even Martin Odaguard. We're like,

(17:32):
fucking if I'm playing, I play enough fucking FIFA and
PEZ where I'm like, I'm passing that ship right now.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
There's fucking go.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
But I know this, It's been drilled into this squad
for better or worse, to really maintain possession, don't give
away the ball cheaply.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
Guys se fucking his standards, and I think that holds
us back at a certain extent because I'm like, man,
play a fucking like be like, hey, everybody gets a
pass to play three fucked up passes per game.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
If you're trying to at least do something magical.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Would just like to see a little more risk taking
because I think the skill sets there for yak.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
Yeah, I know and not.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
But the reason why it's been drilled out of their
heads is because every time we would give away some
ship like that when our tete first was the manager,
it would turn into a goal. We've blowed the game.
Yeah yeah, so I give and take it. It's time,
It's just more time. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
Honor mentioned the Gabrielle Martinellie for the funniest miss.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
That was a crazy that bonk header.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
It's like hit it like tiny Mario.

Speaker 5 (18:31):
Yeah, It's like it's like someone quantum leap into his
body just before that.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Oh yeah and small Freaky Friday Yeah yeah yeah yeah,
like a thirteen year old boy just going it was like,
oh oh oh, I missed my opportunity.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
And it's like I know exactly what he was trying
to do is trying to score the coolest header of
all time, but we just needed you to do some
regular ship.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
There, please, sir, please moving on?

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Yeah, Chelsea to Everton, Neil or palm back with the goals.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
It's like what August, some shit September. Yeah, Malo Gusto
in there like swimwear.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
But I think the real the fun about talking about
Chelsea right now is a big mystery around their manager
Enzo Maresca, who had a very cryptic press conference after
the match and he said quote, the last forty eight
hours has been the worst since I joined the club
because many people didn't support me and the team in general.

(19:29):
And asked whether he was talking about the club supporters,
he said, quote, I love the fans and we're very
happy with the fans.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
So what is it, Enzo?

Speaker 3 (19:39):
I know what it was.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
He's a Christmas gift time of year.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
M hm.

Speaker 5 (19:44):
He thinks Tod Buddy's going to give him the rolex
on this press machine and he's like and he's like,
I don't drink the press.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Yeah, He's like you know that, Ulcer, right, you know,
not only I don't drink this ship because the pult's
are bad for the environment.

Speaker 5 (19:57):
I want the ship too. I want to I want
to I want to deal. Sorry, that time of you know.
But but symbolically I do feel like what I.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Imagine happened was the owners who had been like, hey,
we're doing this is crazy, and then they were doing
so well.

Speaker 5 (20:10):
I feel like like, why did you just lose some games?
Did you not win some games? And then you know,
it's kind of it. They've been in aver, they've been
in good form. They had no Cato and then Palms.
But Jamel, you said you watched the whole press conference.
He was ready to go.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
He was pissed from jump as soon as he walked
in what you've seen like when he's mad about something.
He was on his face and then he did a
thing that I thought only Americans do. He put his
turtle neck over his mouth. Oh he was like, yeah,
I thought we I thought that was some Bozuka Joe ship,
remember in the bubble gum, because he was always saying

(20:46):
real shit.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
I thought only we did that. I'm shocked by this.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
But it was just like the press was on top
of him, asking about Cole Palmer, like, hey, it's good
to have him back, man.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
Is he gonna be ready for the World Cup? Though?
What's up to Ring? What's up with him? And Drew
Bellingham I saw was at the game. They were just.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
Asking him some World Cup stuff and once that started,
he was already came in ready to curse out everybody, right,
and he tried to agnormal and then they were like, but.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
You think this was I mean it felt like agenda
based obviously, because he's trying to you don't You're not
going to take a press conference after that to be like, yeah,
we won, but the last forty eight hours has been
the worst of my entire fucking life.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
It's his solid moment. Yeah, even the teel neck he
had an option walks away. He was like, did you
see this like an assassin?

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Actually, in regards to the solid thing, do you see
the clip of when he was giving that press conference.
Apparently there was a Liverpool like like pr person behind
him when he said up being thrown on the bus.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
The guy goes.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Or like he doesn't say it, but his like he
goes ashes based. He's like football v yes, there is.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
But anyway with uh, the one thing I was ready
reading with morescue that it was absolutely about just he
was being questioned because that club is different, right, It's
ran by the sporting directors and it's not a manager
first club. It's like, well, we're the people who actually
run like the footballing side.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
You manage this squad.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
And he's just finding themselves, just getting weird emails.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
When I think also because they started being like what's
up with this rotation brou with these picks and then
he wins.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
He's like, man, what can I just fucking do my job?
And I think he feels like he's being micro managed
and that's.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
How it felt, and the press broke him. The press
was talking to him like, imagine if your mom was
like Voltron or like up one of the power Ranger megazords.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
I do that all the time.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
But if they separated and became four British journalists, that's
what he was just getting hit.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
With, like yeah, yeah, this hate or whatever they're calling
for Christmas. He no, I got it, I get this.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
I get you know, we're all in relationships, so you
know when you do so many good things for over half,
but they get every good thing he's done is this completely?

Speaker 1 (23:03):
And then you did you wash one knife? Yeah? One knife? Yeah,
slightly less? Well then you wanted me to that, So
all you remember, Hannah. You know, theoretically is there a
mom Filipinos. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's that's Asian moms.
Moths like, bro, you should have watched that name. But
most hygienic mate, when when I go when I stay

(23:25):
at my mother in law's, the cleanliness of the dishes
before they go in the dishwasher is so clean, kinder
than a normal human. So the washers, they're just going
on vacation or something already clean. I don't know what
we're doing. It's I open. I'm like, is this is
this clean?

Speaker 4 (23:42):
Clearly dirty? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:45):
And then you take him out the dish washing terms
of the dry cleaner, it's like this, No, I'm actually
going to refire them in the kiln. Yeah, I'll take
these now.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
I'm like, oh crazy that the whole trip to say
you better watch that name. But this is these are
these knives are not cheap Okay, So yeah, I don't know.
We'll see where Chelsea's at after.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
They won the game amidst all these dramas because they
wanted to have the drama.

Speaker 5 (24:12):
Also wants these these the fucking standards of all these
disciples are like you can win and be furious.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Yeah, I mean I would feel our Teta has a
reason because we look like deep Fried ship out there
and we're trying to seriously mount a title challenge here.
So I get that because, like I think you referenced
it the Declan Rice clip, wasn't it with Gabriel is like,
hey man, it's alright, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
Which is good?

Speaker 1 (24:38):
You want that you want to did you see that
clip of Anri though kind of coming down on them.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
After the Villa game with the result. He was like,
He's like, they shouldn't be that emotional. He's like, he's like,
it's one game. You're overthinking it. You're overthinking. A part
of me was like, I get what you're saying, but
I also think they're they're also justified and feeling like
that because this is.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
I'm like, bro, you you were winning ship. Easy for
you to say as Tierryan Reeve like you know what
I mean? Like, why it's not a good coach? Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (25:05):
IF's that clip when he scored like he was like
thirteen years of age and he scored six goals in
a game. He scored every goal for a team, and
his dad's like, you missed two chances, well, and that's
why you're saying.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Yeah, you need that earl woods behind you, you know
what I mean? You need why I never made it.
My dad would be like, well done, yeah, yeah, yeah,
exactly done for running round. I was like, you guys
are encouraging me to death. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Parents ruined my life, but being's supportive except for that
report card, because my mom was like, do you want
to live outside?

Speaker 3 (25:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (25:32):
And I was like from that and the knife's knife.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Play yeah, yeah, the knife. Look, the knives are clean.
And the a's were above ninety three percent. Okay, she said,
ninety four is fine. Ninety three got to here. She
asked me always if I wanted to run a ramen hut,
if if you go like yeah, She's like, oh.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
You want to be making ram in your whole life,
like in Japanese, Like do you know mom? Yeah, I'm like, so,
you know, it's ninety three now, but in about thirty
years I will be charging thirty eight dollars per bow.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Your mom stopped you becoming a billionaire? Yeah? Right, I
gotta say it, and I'm looking at me now, I'm
talking about fucking arsenal, you know, which, Actually that's pretty good.
This pos.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
Moms.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Get off my back. Mom, I'm doing the best I.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Can, and that is what the holiday season is all about. Riding.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Yeah, yeah, as cold as hell.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
I'm sure I'll sit my.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Jacket right we are all en Zoe Moresco right now.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
I'm gonna sit my jacket. Jacket will be when I'm cold.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Mom. This has been the worst forty eight hours of
my life. Yeah, I feel like I have no support
from anybody around me.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
I know, Elias.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Yeah, what do you think I do when you'll not
name me? Yeah, I'm liveline, I'm telling you.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Oh it's mom.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Oh my god. All right, let's take a quick break.
We'll come back.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
We'll talk Liverpool, Brighton and Spurs and some other things
after this. Hello, welcome back. I hope you were doing well.
I hope you were enjoying those advertisements. Uh, Liverpool to

(27:12):
Brighton mill fuck it? Speaking of quick goals, what was
it scored?

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Like?

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Forties forty ish seconds hugo ekit k assisted by Joe Gomez.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Then hugo ekait K in the fifty ninth minute, assisted
by none other than Mos Sala, running down the wing.
Yeah again, I don't know. That's just people are like okay, good, good, good.
We won that. Mosala played decently.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
That was good to see, although there were a couple
of moments when I was like, peak Mosala wouldn't have
flubbed a couple of those shots or easy balls to
just lay out?

Speaker 5 (27:44):
Do you see the first thing, first thing he did though,
and he came on because he came on for a who.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Got the injury?

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Was Joe Gome, wasn't it? Ye? Injury?

Speaker 5 (27:54):
I went right back and then yeah, the first thing
Sata did was he like came cutting in and it
almost like Carriger. Someone set him a clip because he
tried to pass it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I com he
tried it for Tvertz, I think instead of you like
normally you just.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Kind of ripping that.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
I can't tell if it's if it's gonna I mean yeah,
because he didn't sulk, so on some level he was like,
oh ship, that was an now huh? Like at least
he seemed somewhat engaged rather than being like chested out
like I should be starting what the is this ship?

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Again? To your point, like it felt like the little
carri girl was in his head being like so bad. Yeah, yeah,
so much saliva, just like he like visualized it like
emt and just like sprayed with like water from from
the gods. Uh, you know what I will say. They

(28:53):
didn't look bad in this matter.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
She even made some good place.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Yeah, worrying analysis. He did good, little buddy.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
Yeah, Virgil, this clip make it across the pond. I'm
so sorry.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
He's some pretty sure have a professional football player for
just a random dude America.

Speaker 8 (29:13):
Yeah, even did some good place somehow American random gonna
go this is gonna go on there revenge material block
Yeah pretty soon.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yeah, we're gonna have Arnie Slott playing this video. He's
like and how they're talking about you guys.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
They gonna do like a like a like a photo
with a span. It even did some good plays. But
when the league even did some good slide into James DMS.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
Not good place to Jamel Lower finding the Fatifa off.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
This, Yeah, that'd be amazing though we could only we
can only hope that this show becomes in Yeah, I
feel like Madrid Madrid. We could probably like bait Real
Madrid into making it felt the show. They seem pretty reaction.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Also the man he does not they don't give. They
don't respect him, like defending to defend somebody.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
You opened the door with the shop. We talk for me.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
I know we agreed not to talk about Burnley, but
Burnley's coach.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Uh huh, he's well.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Scott Parker is I feel like as again I think
this is you've talked about Hannah Cash.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
I got back.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
You've got eyes. He looks like and further cup end
at Anfield. He looks like.

Speaker 5 (30:31):
Every man from Essex on a night out in Shoreditch. Yeah,
you can just imagine him his button up. You know,
he's got this I'm thinking a few years back, got
the skinny jeans on.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
He's always around Tom Brown cardigan. Yeah, like the ship
with the four stripes. He's always wearing Tom Brown Ship always.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
He's not that swaggy the dresses off the mann again.

Speaker 5 (30:52):
Yeah, yeah, for sure. He's just he's top Man. He's
top man. Right when top Man went out of business
he was. He's like, I got to make some bread
a white body suit to look like a mannequin with
no clothes on. He's like, fuck, man, what you wear
under it?

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Right?

Speaker 3 (31:11):
A mannequin?

Speaker 4 (31:12):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (31:12):
What are you okay? Scotty White, the white Man groups experimental.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
I was looking at him, I'm like.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
More.

Speaker 5 (31:26):
I think Robert is more money. He's got a bit
of a bed, he's got he's got been more rugged man.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Manager.

Speaker 5 (31:32):
Oh yeah, okay, yeah, he's on the States. He's like
he's he's putting it off in in casual clothing. He's
got the whole look. Yeah, yeah, exactly right.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
He's got Scotty's Park. He smells like he like he
smells like he vapes.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
Yeah, I know what you're saying, a little more range, yeah, crowd,
could he could travel, Yeah, he could go to different
kind of.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Thick ship in your house. Yeah, it's got Parker. You know.
You know he'll make it. It will clean the knives properly.
But no you think so. I feel like he's like
my mum usually does it. That's the energy I get.
Whatever I mean, you have a listener's phone in, let
us know if we're on with that, tell us tell

(32:12):
us who your favorite? Okay, anything else to add about Liverpool?

Speaker 5 (32:16):
You know I was going to say, yeah, so you know,
Yorez is getting a lot of grief, Salah's getting a
lot of grief.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Alexander Eazac is getting the most the easiest, right, but
the most expensive? Is he the most expensive player in
Premier League history?

Speaker 5 (32:34):
You scored one goal against west Ham and yeah, score
a goal against west Ham.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
It's crazy, you man, I didn't even realize that I
had been.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Irits is more? Really, yeah, I am, I really I
thought what I thought? That was one hundred and thirty. Oh.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
I think it's with the add Ons, Okay, I think
it's the Yeah, they get you.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
You know, you got the story firmly.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Alexander's a belt clip. They didn't that. Yeah, I don't
know why.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
I mean, I think they love having to go at
Vits because what he's like double O nine thousand. Now
you're no goals, no assists.

Speaker 8 (33:08):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
He looked, he looked, He looked, he looked promising, like
you can see he's proof. So he's if he's given
the right role, he's gonna do well. He looks better
when Sala is not out there.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Yeah, there's more space because he's so specific, like he
is firmly like, bro, do not come on my side
of like you know what I'm doing out here, like
I'll fucking try it. And I think they're the deference
rightly that's paid to him in that position, it like
prevents a block. Same thing with like sometimes I feel
like that was Lebron, Lebron on the lake.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
That's a good call though, Man, he's just he's not
even starting the game, like.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
Even in the Solid Like he should, like Salah should
be getting questions about Yeah, Like everybody should be like.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
How can we not talking about right? It should come
up every day every minute. Why you're hiding him? Why
are y'all hiding him? Yeah, I mean I don't know.
I mean they're I guess there's a pro Liverpool. I
think there's just so many people because like even Yakaz
isn't getting bantered as much as I mean he does
by the haters, but not like in the where like
all the headlines are focused on it. I feel like

(34:11):
the headlines are mostly focused on Solid.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Are fans Arsenal fans are the main ones making fun
of Yoah?

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Yeah? Yeah, of course, I mean because the.

Speaker 4 (34:18):
Difference, Liverpool fans are trying to pretend it's not happening.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Yes, Like I don't know, man, We're like.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
We scored right now.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
I think with Afcon though before because now most Solid
will probably be reporting for duty. That'll probably give an
opportunity for Hugo and Alexander to play together. I think
you can plan. I feel like it's one of these
I've heard a lot of their people are like, there,
aren't you going to try it? Might try it? So
I don't know. Yeah, I mean, especially with Hugo.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Is that's the thing when they went for Esak, just
because I was like, you guys are doing this for
the wrong reason, Like you got you ended up with
the guy that's actually working out for you pretty well.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
I would say, Arsen, if we had eate instead of
your careers, I'd be oh, we'd be flying.

Speaker 5 (35:04):
I'd be very confident of winning the league. And now
I'm just I've regressed in my confidence.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Four more points on that tally.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Right, don't worry, Victor will be ripping off those jeans
soon enough. Now, those jeans like Forrest Gump did out
of those like.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Blowing up.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Right, run Victor.

Speaker 5 (35:26):
You know when they say it looks like he's running
in jeans, Maybe we should have a little bit of
a sort of scale of what type of jean because
you know what, if you're gonna wear baggy jeans, that's
gonna you're not gonna probably run as efficient as skinny jeans.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
I can't work out which one's gonna be more restrictive.
I've never been able to wear skinny jeans because of
my thighs, So I don't know.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
I've always I've had a I've had a looser seat
for in terms of rigidity. Maybe it's a Japanese salvage
denom like it's stiff, Okay, it is.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
I mean, it's a stiff it's a stiff jean.

Speaker 5 (35:56):
So once he starts playing better, it's a it's a
loocid denim.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
It's a new rod Denham.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
He's rolled down out eleven and then eventually he gets
out of the jeans and he's just running naked, and.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
People go, oh my god, look at those genes are
shorts cargo shorts.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
Cargo shorts first, and then it's like shorts to play.

Speaker 5 (36:12):
If he pockets, if he pockets a defender, they got
them in the pocket of his cargo or his jargo.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
He's got jargoes on.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
Maybe there's on least seven pockets on them.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
The whole cagot pocket off the same. Yeah, that's how
I got your whole back. That's the smoking on it.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
In a way, baby.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
What let's see, let's move on. Nottingham Forrest three, hot
Ennam hotspur f c Nolower Yeah, Nottingham for wow. Okay,
so these are some goals. The twenty seventh minute, the
vicario pass yeh to Archie Gray.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Was I think someone said hospital bass definition hospital.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
Yeah, that was.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
He was straight in the ear. He didn't even he
didn't even get to the waiting room.

Speaker 5 (36:55):
He's straight in the in the IC, they were already
performing surgery before you receive.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
I've never seen such as in my life. It's just
like and then she granted that thing where you're like
and then you had to try to get it back.
Even though he almost did. He was just like, come on, man, he's.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
Just dying in paintball.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
I just.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
Yeah, didn't even the yeah one, I'm not even doing
one wipe away.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Yeah, And a lot of people like were like, don't
beat yourself up, Archie.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
That was all the cardio. Absolutely, you had other options.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
I think it's purely because he incorrectly gestured for the ball,
like he's like, yeah, hit me with it, but it's like,
I don't even because he's asking for it, don't use
your why might give a pointers, but.

Speaker 4 (37:53):
Use your yeah, once you put your hand up, Like
the time these dudes have to make decisions is like
we get more time on the show about.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
That situational awareness, and you're like, well, they're getting closed down,
so that's probably going to be a secondary or tertiary option.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
What who is open?

Speaker 3 (38:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (38:09):
I think the point I'm making is Vicario's dumb as hell. Yeah,
it's just a dumb guy.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
I think this.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
A lot of people have said this, especially Spur supporters
of like his shots. It sounds a little bit like
how we talked about Ramsdale, where they're like, yeah, he
pulls off some wacky fucking saves.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Then other times I'm like, are you okay listen?

Speaker 4 (38:27):
I was just when you said that was the worst
past I've ever seen, I was like, wait, I've seen this.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
I was flashed back yeah to like twenty nineteen.

Speaker 5 (38:35):
Oh my god, what are you thinking of? The one
I'm thinking of immediate is pay to check. It wasn't
one let's go but he just kicked out for him.
Oh no, he just tried to pay taking thing of
some money. He just kicked it straight out for a
goal for a ConA. I was like, that's mother like,
all right, we're trying to make this guy do this.
Come on, that's not fair. How was trying to get
your dad to It's not trying to get your dad

(38:56):
to and still FaceTime like I'm like, all right, what
are we doing?

Speaker 4 (39:01):
I'm trying to get my dad involved in a secret
saying it online right, oh ship trying to get my
dad on Elvester guys, and it's what a mess?

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Is this for your family?

Speaker 3 (39:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:09):
And it would so you're you basically know who he has.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
My mom knows who he's got work out.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So after that hospital
pass in the forty ninth minute, Calamus and o'doi did
a is that cross shot? Cross cross comes show? Yeah?
I love saying that it's a cross come shot. Yeah,
this comes shot. Yeah, intentional, It depends on how you
in tonight. That yeah, exactly easy, cross comes shot. Definitely

(39:35):
not intentional.

Speaker 5 (39:36):
And then again goalie goalie, Yeah, these got a terrible
it was it.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Was just lofted just very gently elegantly yea to that
back post. But okay great uh And then seventy eighth
minute called on the verge of reporting for duty just
passed the ass bab Yeah, Ibraham Sungari was just a
fucking ripper.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
Where yeah yeah yeah posting you posting in is just
put some there's a lot of posting Inns actually should
have been in the man in the Man you game.

Speaker 5 (40:11):
The first two goals for Bournemouth for posting in, weren't they? Yeah,
clipped in and then Evanilsen. Yeah, then Evanilson was proper
like five aside finishes. Yeah, that goal was lovely at
that point. And then you're just like, again, Tottenham had
had a good week. Yeah, it's hard. It's like love Island.
These people can have a good week and then they
could be straight in the.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Look, my two words were hard to describe this week
because again these motherfuckers.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Okay, and I'm sorry to the Spurs fans that listen.
I love y'all, but I'm not talking about the Spurs
fan it easy. Wow, why do you still see that guy?

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Because but those supporters spent so much time online. Sorry,
I have to go back to yeah there we just
trushed over that.

Speaker 5 (41:02):
I was just like, I guess you've got to believe
in heaven if you if if you support toting him,
because this he's living.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
You believe in God? You like you Catholic? For the
when the when the league going? You know what I'm saying,
when it's game time.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
Okay, yeah that's where he hit the press. Yeah, I
was asking you that, like you were at ls we
were at Ellis Island or some ship. You Catholic?

Speaker 3 (41:24):
Yeah you did? You turn it in? And I responded like,
and actually he's lived from my grandma. I live over there.
I go to a difference.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
So you're not you're not confirmed or nothing. No, no,
I got a confirmation.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
Do you do all that?

Speaker 5 (41:41):
But you know what I just realized as well something
we didn't bring up. But when we arsden All lost
to Aston Villa, it was the week of a big
story about how a lot of the as a prayer
group of the players and they've got God Jesus boys.
As soon as they came with that Jesus like whoa,
yeah talk about this in public. Yeah he's going to
get a villa. That's minute winter. Yeah, and that what
maybe maybe maybe kept it quiet as we go the

(42:02):
winning that way around.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
But sorry, you got a priest. I mean, although well,
you know I have to say that is it too
much information? You said he came from another parish because
some kind of misunderstanding with the community, and they read interesting, Well,
it was any supports.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
First it was connected to like yeah, like big baked
sale funds.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
It wasn't okay, okay story, It was just regular rock rack. Okay, okay.
It's not embezzlement. Baby. That's the thing with all y'all
y'all conclusions.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
When I say a bunch of.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Banana bread money, yeah yeah, yeah, just one and bezzling. Yeah,
that's why Is that even a crime like white collar crime?

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Literally, yeah, exactly, or just that little bite.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
The rest white dog collar crime. Well, we can start
the podcast.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Hang on, say say he's been still hanging. We'll just
caught the out. Say he's just been stealing money for
the bake sell.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
He just stole money from a bake sale.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Joe is that's white don't collar crime. Oh fucking hell,
Oh my god, it's coming up. Bough me am me, okay, great,
Chris Martin, that's it reporting for Judy basically on the eve. Yeah, exactly.

(43:23):
Com con Morocco. Here's the other thing.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
So what I was saying, though, was the amount of
arsenal tears being prematurely drank by Tottenham supporters. They were
posting bottle memes all over the internet on Twitter, Instagram.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
Left I'm like, what the fuck are like? Why are
you so obsessed with me? Can I be Mariah for
a second? Was lovely?

Speaker 3 (43:49):
Lovely?

Speaker 2 (43:51):
That's the problem. And also I'm equally obsessed with y'all.
It's a it's a beautiful love hate marriage. I gotta
say tottenhas for supporters.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
I love.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
I love that we get to talk mad shit about
each other. But focus on your damn club, because look
at the stadium and.

Speaker 5 (44:04):
Look at the fact that you've given Thomas Frankly, he's
got the old dreaded.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Vote of confidence? Of confidence? Is it okay? So is
it time for Thomas frank to go? Is it him?
Is it the plate? Is it the squad? Is it Bolt?

Speaker 5 (44:18):
I would say objectively, he had a lot of injuries
this season, He's not had a chance to implement his
his style as much as he'd want, And yeah, they're
just going to have a rock you know. Michel won
the f A Cup halfway through season and got a
lot of time of that.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
But even after that he had Remember he had a
terrible boat.

Speaker 5 (44:34):
Yeah, Frank is someone I genuinely think is a very
good manager, very detail based. I don't know if the
tomm fans are having him, so, I mean, obviously for
my own personal enjoyment, I want them.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
To fire him, but like fire up the carousel, baby, but.

Speaker 5 (44:48):
I may Yeah, but I don't know. I think it's
just gonna be gonna have ups and downs. But yeah, Jamel,
how do you feel?

Speaker 4 (44:53):
I mean, I feel the same. You got to give
him a season if you're serious. But I hope they're
not serious.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
That's the thing that's the problem.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
I'm like, the part to me that has seen how
this stuff works is you have to And even Thomas
Frank is like, how can I fucking fix it if
I don't even have time to fix it?

Speaker 1 (45:08):
And we know that, like, you got to get the
fucking dead wood out. You got to get the players
that buy into what you're fucking putting down and you
slowly build from there. And that looks boring his ship in.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
The beginning to a dock on Amazon. You gotta have
a couple of players choke each other out training.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
On Amazon.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Picture of a light bulb up on a paper.

Speaker 5 (45:26):
It's I a professional pickpocket these old standard moves.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
You're the standing dead, you guys. You guys are skipping steps,
not even skipping steps. You're not even doing the simple work.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
Tempting the steps. Nobody's getting choked out over there.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
You gotta get a dog in a training ground.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Yeah, that's the problem. They gotta They got a dog
in there called lose. So that's the issue. Would you
believe thought that?

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Right? That's that's perfect.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
If they did like alternate, like if they got a cat,
would you like, yeah, here go to Tottenham cat.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Yeah, I'd be like, I mean some wewitch crop gun
on it. Yeah, that would freak me out. They gotta
go crazy cat ladies. Or like a horse, I would
be kind of freaked down, like you they got a horse,
I would yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:09):
And they bring out on the field before the game.
Oh yeah horse, hell yeah, Florida State style.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Yeah. Fully problematic with the seminole and everything. Yeah, do
they will have to do dressed of the seminole? Now
they put that ship in public.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
Yeah, right, exactly like the gen x F s U
alumni fire YouTube videos like, man, this is when fucking
Bobby Bowden bro remember this ship, Remember Chris winky Bro.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
The second we do you remember Chris winky By, like
we're getting some American ship. Yes, sorry sorry sorry, yeah,
a little ye, yeah, I don't apologize.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
This is Florida State University back in the day under
Bobby Bowden, just dynastic football.

Speaker 4 (46:51):
They also they basically they they invented racism for recreation.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
Yeah, they invented it. Yeah, well I mean to say
that it is in America, which is really one of
the ogs. I mean, but you know, you know, obviously
you know a lot about that. We learned it from
the g s. See what you did is you put
the sample down, and then we flipped it and made
it this way, and then we turned it.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
We made it HIPI Turnmax the.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Hold on, let me get that string sample real quick,
and then you got a fucking doctor dre beat of racism.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
I hope people followed that metaphor. You guys made racism cool. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
Yeah, you put to the point for a long time
people and like, hold on, y'all, I think that's just racism.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
No, no, I think they got shaves. But take the
shaves off, oh ship. Yeah all right, Thomas Frank, I
think you need time.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
I think you're like I've heard Brendan Johnson is on
the way out because Thomas Frank's like, Noah, bro we
don't need this guy. So it sounds like the Merry
go Round is firing up in terms of getting they
don't like.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Done, like the big fake teeth. Oh does he have big?
He have smiley? He might just have a small here.

Speaker 5 (48:08):
I thought he's a good that's thing like, so you
just never know what the players did. He seemed like
a good player to me. But I'm trying to what
would if you were a coach? Right, what would be
your like? So obviously like sometimes up late, that's a
big one that they're not taking it seriously. What would
your sort of test be?

Speaker 3 (48:23):
Check?

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Everyone's like, you're gonna these guys are gonna battle. He's
a regular. He's a regular. He's got he's got No,
he doesn't. He's just been flashing his whole life.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
He's just and I'm a hater. Well, yeah, apologies. What
would I do?

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Hmmm?

Speaker 3 (48:40):
What would I do? I'm bringing up in LS, That's
what I'm doing.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
I'm you're saying you watch it MLS know I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
I'm guys, I'm pulling up new England Revolution highlights.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
Oh ship Yeah, day one.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
Hey guys, I'm your new manager. Let's see. Let's see
what the Columbus Crew did last.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
All right, and we silently watched Wow for about thirty
five minutes. Wow, not as much as we could take.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Right before people start vomiting.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Hey, listen, guys, got a buy one chance with me.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
I think you've come up with the loyalty. Ever, I
can't beat that. I just got hands dout.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
Be on the rust belt. Get around with me. I
will send you to you like this. Ohio is for yo.

Speaker 5 (49:28):
You have to watch every one of Carlos Vea's goals
and assists. Yeah, in the MLS, right even I don't
send you there.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
You just gotta look at it.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Yeah yeah, okay, Tyne weird Darby. That happened. Also, Sunderland
won Newcastle Nill.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Just so you know, this was uh the the fewest
shots in lowest XG of any Premier League match this season.
Eleven shots were the fewest in a single game in
the competition since March of twenty twenty three. U first
time Sunderland's training eleven no Englishman English Wow, Wow.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Countries going to the exactly this is why I voughte
Ukip move to America. I wanted to.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
I wanted to.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
That's why I love Voca Raton, Florida.

Speaker 5 (50:19):
I met such a racist English guy in Santa Monica
who owned a bike shop where he could rent it,
and he was just like it was just the funny,
dumb racist when he was going, Uh, he goes, he's
from like Stoke, and he goes, there's going to be
a march this weekend in Stoke getting immigrants out, too
many of them. I'm like, mate, you're a fucking immigrant,

(50:40):
money off immigrants, you're running bikes.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
Yeah, but I did the right way. Yeah, difference differences.
Don't know if you knows differences. I am white. That's
the difference. Saying along with me brother anyway, which brings me.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
To my first question about this Derby. Is this like
white bloods and crips? So under niverse Newcastle the time
we're arby.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Like its own flame being. Yeah, it's pretty spicy. It's
like I used to live.

Speaker 5 (51:07):
I used to live in Newcastle University there, so I
can't remember if they were in the league at the
said they might have been. Yeah, the two thousand and
five tiers and I think they must have crossed bards.
But yeah, you can just get like the metro, like
a few from one side to the other and it's
like a it's it's they they they're they're ready for it.
It's like there are a lot of like families there,
like you'll be like Newcastle or Sunderland. So it's that
kind of like Everton, Liverpool Vice. And then you just

(51:30):
know that Nick Waltimada, now that you know how much
the Southeron fans are going to love that scoring an
own goal is embarrassing enough and be the deciding goal.
Big Derby he's gonna have he's got every time he
goes for a night out in Newcastle. He's gonna have
Sunderland fans buying him paint, which is the ultimate bit
of ship housery, which is yeah, I mean.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
And then did Dan Byrne break his lung or some ship?

Speaker 3 (51:55):
Did you read that year he had to come off
for something?

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Yeah, a fractured rib and it punctured lung.

Speaker 5 (52:03):
That always sounds like a thing. I'm like, that sounds
like it should kill a man, you know what I mean?
It's punctured is long. I'm like, wal, we got to walk.
You got to go to any puncture, but you would be.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Like the air still technically is in your body's getting
in there, in there, swimming around. Well, how much are
you need to Darby?

Speaker 2 (52:23):
Yeah, when I played in it, yeah, I played on
it with with one for the collapse lung. You know,
someone has to like but that was because of the
working conditions in the mines.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Shaker was playing with blood.

Speaker 5 (52:36):
Coming from his funny bit about my watch of the game,
was watching it and you know, knit second half, and
then it got to the bit my wife is not
and she's not she's watching her own TV show near me.
I'm watching it on the iMac, and then gets to
the bit where they start pushing and shoving each other.
Never seen a woman more turned on my life than
my wife.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
She's Scott. She's like straight in that. She's like and
I'm like this Zion way. The boys You're like, oh way,
oh wow, you really support them like that?

Speaker 3 (53:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (53:09):
Fun times, fun times. A good thing they did.

Speaker 5 (53:11):
You see what someone did is a little bit of
uh yeah, they f a cup revenge right, They did
the revenge selfie because two years ago Newcastle won and
did a selfie on the pitch so two years later, love,
I love receipts.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Yeah, for the arrest style. Keep him as long as
you can.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
That's why you love the Darby for that kind of shit,
because they're like, I'm gonna get that one back, don't worry.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
And they did. Uh then the rest of the league.
Burnley two, Fulham three.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Harry Wilson's fun. He's fucking he's doing great.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
Yo. The way they announced when he does anything, yeah, hey,
but I feel like that I thought they announcer it
might be related to him.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
Is that his uncle? Is that his dad?

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Remember when they I think what when they played Tottenham
they were like base they were in the relegation zone. Well,
now there are a few points. There are twenty points.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
There's just a few points off the top five by
uh Fulham, Fulham and and again. Harry Wilson has had
a fucking wild run. Three goals in three assists in
his last four.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Premier League matches.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
He's the best player on that hat trick and an
assist on international duty against Aswayne Gretzy would say, North Macedonia.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Now involved in eight goals in his fifteen matches.

Speaker 5 (54:20):
Yeah, I mean yeah, he's he's, he's, he's he's got
that like refinished from his from the other side of
the pitch.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
He's got a cultured left foot on him. And then
you're gonna you're gonna now talk about the other informed
player in the league, gonna do no Morgan Rodgers. Morgan Rogers,
I mean, yeah, I wish I w shouldn't have to,
but yeah, that fucking basically I think that was his
his His second goal was the one from this Yeah,
the one that did.

Speaker 5 (54:44):
You wouldn't want, not want to play against that guy
as someone that used to play defensive midfield at times
like in the Premier League just a few one hundred divisions,
but yeah, yeah, yeah, his h that guy who just
like he's his like the ground he eats up with
his stride combined with the fats he's he can hit a.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Ball that one of his first matches against US, I remember, like,
who the fuck is this guy? Like joanah Lomu and
the first time he played rugby and this guy's twice
this guy's from the year above this like, oh how
old is he? Show me ye passport?

Speaker 5 (55:16):
Yeah, my friend Joe Williams ass for a passport when
he was ten to puberty and he could hit the
crossbuff from the halfway line. Oh really, yeah, show me
this guy's passport and he's just like we all had
to shave at half time.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Yeah, this guy's too harry too. We all had a
friend who looked like they were twenty when you were ten, and.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
Friend Ron Patterson, my best friend, like screaming in the gym.
Yeah it's not thirteen.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
Same thing when so many mothers when we were playing,
we were playing flag football elementary, They're like, he is
not in this grade.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
He is not in this grade.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
He s feels so sick. I've never asked him what
does it feel like when parents are like.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
I grow I remember he cried once because we were
sucking eleven. It wasn't like, you know, you're not built
for this, You're like reverse Pinocchio, something like some ladies
losing their ship are like screaming at you.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
Yeah you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
And I was like, oh damn. But after that he
was really good at football, so he after that he
was cracking people.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
All that to say, also, the irony of all those
people in my experience are always like the nicest people.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
You think like they're just launched to buy us cigarettes
and he would be so nervous. I'm like, bro, they're
not gonna id you just going there. I'm fourteen. I'm like,
just go do it. Chut the fuck up and get
me my camels. It's so true. You become like the
rubbing hood to your friend. Yeah, just because yeah, you
got a little bit with the great gifts. Yeah, the

(56:31):
gift of that. Yeah, now go get me some some
VK coolers or whatever they're called.

Speaker 4 (56:37):
Quick note uh Naamory uh not a gunner anymore, but
still got a little gooner in him. What was he
doing on the sideline? He was coaching and he was
like he grabbed the balls in there, also jerked it all.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
He's done.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
He was giving very like animated instruction, Yes, send this
to the chat.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
He's keeping like, yeah, I saw if you're just watching
him like in the technically literally like this widest stance,
like like as if I think he feels like if
like my body can actually affect change on what I'm seeing,
And I'm like, go ahead, bro, really that's like we
used to play Mario Kart and you would tilt the
controller when you try to Yeah, that's true. You know, yeah,
used to doing it make it go first. Yeah, I

(57:19):
used to play with the guy you're not even the
controllers with the nobody just did the full when he
was every time just ton Ton Corners like that.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
Yeah he's dead now yeah. Yeah he fell down and
had balance this year. Yeah, he fell down a flight
of stairs at the Eiffel Tower. So then uh Brentford
one leads one sure, Dominic Calvert, Lewin dcl Man. Yeah,
good for free free signing as well. Did you see
on Sky Sports they came in the studio for like
Donvidic Calvert Loan was in the cut like this in

(57:49):
his uniform and the shin pads off. Yeah, just talking
with everybody in the Yeah, just like came up into
the studio. I was like hilarious. Usually they got you
like in the little joy or that little co corner
with the graphics behind you that is deceptively very small,
but it's just enough to fill the camera frame and you're.

Speaker 5 (58:04):
Like, well your stud still, but I think he's slide
had the slides like you want to put the slides on?

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Yeah, yeah, as soon as they got off that picture,
gave me those slides. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (58:14):
It was very in my washbag, right, because you know,
them cleats wet as hell inside, they get all sweat.
You're slipping, you're slipping around. I don't want to be
too sweaty on hazard. I'm I'm already sweaty on Match
of the Day. Yeah, give me my slaps.

Speaker 3 (58:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
Wait where is this? Yeah he came and sat down. Yeah,
he's sitting down and ship. That's hilarious. It's just funny
to watch that dude right after sitting in his short
ash short. It's like, anyway, yeah, yeah, what was that? Like? Uh? Anyway,
that's not how dominant Calverton speaks.

Speaker 4 (58:42):
All of the leads fans in America. Hope your crypto
is doing well, right, I just feel like they are
any leads? Are they all in on crypto all the.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Do you know, you know a lot of wait are
you talking about you? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (58:55):
No, no, hell the Americans, Yeah, there's Americans involved. And
then and then uh, you know, it's like a lot
of athletes in there too, a lot of guys, a
lot of white guys.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
T J McConnell really of the white NBA population, Woa
wow wow, Grayson Allen, Yeah, Lance, and then it's Larry
Nance junior. Oh, they really fuck with Leeds. Huh they
love why? Wow?

Speaker 3 (59:22):
I think they're all invested all right? Oh in the club?

Speaker 4 (59:24):
Right?

Speaker 5 (59:27):
And then like who earns the club? Is it a consortium?
My favorite was I'm even here in football context. Yeah,
consortium has come together to buy the club. That's just
a lot of different people.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
I guess it's owned by forty nine Ers Enterprise. We
got the investment arm of the forty nine ers, not
just a clever name.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
And there you go.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
Also minority investors like Will Ferrell, Russell Westbrook, Larry Nance Junior,
t J.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
McConnell, Jordan Spieth, Justin Thomas, like every American, every two
that don't Leeds.

Speaker 4 (59:59):
This is christ I don't love the movie Step Brothers enough, right,
get involved directly?

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
Hilarious.

Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
I applied. They asked me to quote some ship from
the middle of the movie. I'm like, I only remember
boats and hose. Yeah, yeah, I don't know the rest
of that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
She failed. I was like, my favorite player was maybe
the least test. My favorite player pre United, Alan Smith
when he went to the league and he was on
fire ten years of age scoring that goal.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
That was back when like United was sort of like, oh,
they're popping in the premiere yet we're having that and
that was like their whole which actually worked out for you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
But anyway, uh, there's that. Let's move on. Oh wait,
we should have just talk with City. They won also, yeah,
we put it down the bar. Do you know what
it was though?

Speaker 5 (01:00:42):
It was just like the most it was the most
man City whenever it was like they go out x
geed Crystal Palace should have been winning. Jeremy Peno miss
just yeah, how have you missed that? When you hit
the bar from Yeah, and then Man City I think
had half the x G and then Holland obviously would
have had a voting scored from edge. That's like every game.
It's like Harlan Header just on the little d just

(01:01:04):
outside the box. I have a Harlek.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Yeah, that's Is it the hallmarker Champions or is it
signed that they can be exploited?

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
Bit of both?

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
Yeah. I think I look at the second like when
they look like this, I'm like, yeah, here we go.
I feel like it. I do feel their defense is
worse than I've ever seen it here. So that's the thing.
And I haven't played Chelsea twice yet. We'll see, we'll see.

Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
I think January is the biggest If you look at
the fixtures that City and Arsenal, I think we agree
that two two teams are going to win league. That's
doing well by Do you think a fall away down
big enough squad. I think if you look the January
fixtures of both teams, there's a lot of tough games
in there.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
So we'll see.

Speaker 4 (01:01:41):
Okay, most I'm not going vin Villa full credit for
being west Ham. Everybody be west Ham.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
Well ever it be west Ham.

Speaker 5 (01:01:46):
But they played actually look decently, looked a little bit
now knows getting his hands on them a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
And they've got that guy Potts.

Speaker 5 (01:01:54):
So it's Potts talk about like a guy that looks
like you go from Essex and Gus clubbing and short.
That guy looks he looks like a west Ham statue
already he has that face.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
Uh, let's take a quick break and we'll be right back.
And then we're back, and that's how we come back.
Elsewhere in the world. Lionel Messi visited Calcutta.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
It was a scene, is it?

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
For about eight minutes?

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
This is the crazy thing in I think a lot
of us just saw the headlines people start fucking breaking
the stadium. When Lionel Messily shows up for like a club,
he basically did the equivalent of a club walkthrough.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
He did, he got paid for a walk through, and
then was like, bro, I'm out here, I gotta do
I'm hitting like three. No, no, no no. He didn't
have an hour of pressing. They don't have the sparklers.
Be like, hey, y'all, Messi's here.

Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
Turn the mike to Hey, just say something to Mike.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
He's like, come on, bro, have you heard me? Have
you heard me say anything?

Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
Just tell him we got bottles for sale. Just tell
him to can buy tables.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
What's the deal? Hey? Tell him? Does he get two
patrons for five hundred they're usually three? You save one
one hundred bucks?

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
What what they two patrols for five they're usually six?
So you're saving one hundred dollars. Easy, and you'll get
you'll get one as well. We'll give you one for free.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
It's simple message.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
You'll get any of these girls.

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
What about you? Who's your boy?

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
Rodrigo du Paul? Hey, bro, you go to Dupault? What
damn No, that's okay, never mind, never mind, never mind.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
Anyway, So he comes to down every Apparently what you
saw was like the Mayhem at the stadium. But before that,
there's an entire build up because people once they heard
he was coming, we're trying to fucking see him at
every opportunity. First they were like, he's landing, so peop
were like, I know the fucking airport, so they'll go there.
And the security was so tight he snuck out the
back use a separate entrance.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
They couldn't get a glimpse of them. They tried to
go to this other thing, they couldn't get a glimpse
of them. So they said, oh, okay, well there is
this event at the stadium where you can buy a
ticket and MESSI will be there and he's going to
appear there. So for all the people who just merely
wanted to put their gaze upon, you know, God, do
they call him God?

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
Still?

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
I guess Maridona's still God. For Argentina, ardonah's good, He's
he's Jesus, might be Jesus, Yes, Argentinian fans call in yeah,
you know, is he Jesus or is he also God?

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
Or you know, because he's trying is he the Holy Spirit?

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
I don't know, Let me know he is all of them.
It's the complete Yeah, he's everything.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
He's everything. Maybe, so anyway, they go there to see him,
but again he pulls up like in a with a
huge entourage. They get out of the car a court.

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
Like even the footage I saw from the stands, unless
you had insane eyesight, there's no way you would have
known which little dot of hair was Lionel Messi because
there was such a crowd around him and he just
met politicians and like big wigs. He stopped after ten minutes,
and then ten minutes after that when people were like, wait, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
It, and they paid like one hundred and fifty pounds
I think like someone children bot, which is a lot
of money anyway wherever you are. But I imagine in.

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
Is little like them too.

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
Bro, I am taking this outdoor twn. You know, it's
weird to me. At no point did he even have
a football at his feet.

Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
I know that it's like, that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
Just even just do like just do like ten keep
you ups, give me a gimme, because that's.

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
What they do it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
As there was one guy who was like, what am
I supposed to do? I got a ticket and it
was just Messy's face, it's a goat on it and
I was like, is that even sold you?

Speaker 5 (01:05:27):
It's like watching Charlie Sheen Charlie Sheens in two thousand
and yeah, doing some stand up or he's.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
Just he's just he's just he's just done. Check it out,
check it out. He's doing a Monologue's gouna be crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:05:42):
But I think I hope that Messi didn't know about this,
Like I'm I'm assuming the promoter on the back end
was like, oh, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
He's playing.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
I'm not going to give any details, but I know
someone that has done things in media with Messi and
Ronaldo is Renald the nicest kind of It's like it's
the classic who's like the bad Yeah, he did the
shortest like how do I do this?

Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
Is quick as possible.

Speaker 5 (01:06:08):
And I'm not saying it was a bad person, but
he just said he's like not really interested right now.
They stay, did photos, did all stuff, so.

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
Makes sense his ego. It feels like he gets nourishment
from that or like yeah, that's his recharge. Yeah, we're
like Messi's like I just want to play with cards.
He plays like he plays Mancala. He shuts the headset
on the sin as he gets he was nickname cool mess?

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
Is he is?

Speaker 4 (01:06:35):
It?

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
Is it Jesus? Because he's called God, he's often referred
to as lag Oh yeah, the fleet Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
a little what you think about bounce in real time?

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
Yeah, Maridona got God and you get Yeah. I feel
like they got it up. The update his ship once
he retired. Once he retires, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
You think he the greatest flav of all time.

Speaker 4 (01:06:52):
I wonder if he was, like, what if I got
into cocaine? Would I give me a better nickname, a
good advert and danced with the mob?

Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
Would I like me more?

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
I think so fair?

Speaker 3 (01:07:05):
If they?

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
Would? You like it if my entourage covered me so
I could do a fucking bump in the middle of
a match. And if he just did that, went out,
you know, a rail in front of everyone, and Rodrigo
de Paul would be like, all right, bro, you're good,
You're good. I'm covering you up. Go ahead, go ahead,
get right, get right while I'm here.

Speaker 5 (01:07:22):
I guess the funny thing is, I was like, why
you think if you do that? You should You don't
need to load of people around. You should just show Hey,
I'm messy to everyone?

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
Yeah, what's that? But then the fact that sorry, sorry,
we should still kid. Yeah, But then I was like, well,
why is he why is he an entourage? And then
I guess the fans did break through the barriers and
smashed the place up, so I needed needed at least

(01:07:48):
at least if you're not gonna do cocaine, at least
kick the ball, do a penalty, yeah, or just like
kick a ball into the stands, like hey, motherfucker boom.

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
All right, bro, Then if you kick a ball into
the stands, whoever can? That ball is dying.

Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
Yeah, that's sure. They're gonna fight us. Yeah you might,
you don't want to.

Speaker 4 (01:08:04):
Yes, the way they're fighting, you've got to have about
a thousand balls to keep everybody from getting.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
Ripeinaking of MESSI and balls, did you have you heard
about like the World Cup ball, how they're saying it's
more even more unruly than the Jabulani ball from the
twenty ten Rold Cup.

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
Well colasive their excuses. Remember remember that opening game, Shahba Lala,
that fucking just rifle hit that guy hit I think
it was against Mexico, right, That was a fucking wild
one and then I just remember so, I mean, like
being watching the Japanese national team case.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
Ke Honda had a fucking wild free kick with that ball.
The one thing they said was diego Forlan. He got
the Golden boot that tournament, and Adidas had also given
him a Jabulani like three months in advance, and they said,
if you look at Messi, if you look at Messi,
he looked fucking like freaked out. He couldn't hit the
ball for ship or there were a few times when

(01:08:59):
Messi lookedicularly like, oh shit, the ball's fucked up if
Messi's hitting it like that. So there's a lot of people.
I think they're saying that, maybe Lamina Ma Like now
it's like who's gonna get the ball first? I mean,
I'm sure they all can't. They're all going to be
able to get it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
But I think knowing what the Jabulani was like, I
feel like we're probably in for some wacky ass fucking
sign hits Flubber ball. Yeah, I love flubber baby.

Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
I heard the ball got wi Fi.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
That's good elsewhere Sun young men. Yeah, Tottenham player, well,
former Tottenham player, current LAFC see legend, legend mate so
this woman that was extorting him, I'll just say, I'll
just read this article, but this one was sentenced to
four years for extorting Son hung men in this Let
me just bread this from I think he's from the UC.

Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
Quote.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
The woman in her twenties and accomplished a man in
his forties found guilty of blackmailing the former Tottenham captain
by saying she was pregnant with his child. The woman
had approached Son sometime last year, claiming she was carrying
his child, when in fact she did not know whether
that was the case. A Soul District court heard, according
to local media, she extorted three hundred million, one two
hundred thousand dollars or on hundred fifty three thousand pounds

(01:10:05):
sterling from him and threatened to go public with the
allegation if he did not comply. The woman spent the
money on luxury and designer goods.

Speaker 3 (01:10:13):
Quote.

Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
The woman insists she received the money as compensation and
portrays herself as a victim.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
Prosecutor sold the.

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
Court but her claims do not fully match the facts
because they said she was planning the crime. Quote thoroughly,
the woman's accomplice with threatened Son fifteen times to get
the money, was handed a two year jail term for
attempted blackmail. When they demanded more money this year, Son
went to the police. The judge said the woman in
her accomplice had abused his celebrity for their crime, and
that Son appeared to have gone through quote intense mental

(01:10:40):
anguish after the case was reported in the media. That's
a cool question, yeah, it says, just this could be
a linguistic thing. It said the woman had approached Son
sometime last year, claiming she was carrying a child, when
in fact she did not know whether that was the case.

Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
Oh, I see what you're saying. That so it's possible
man or.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
Yeah, well, I mean he gave him money, right, Yeah,
so if you hadn't, that's I'd probably like, No, he's
probably had sex with her, right you must have. You
gotta you gotta be like if someone goes give me
a chance thousand and and I'm like, all right, where
did you get my jids from? My first question?

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
Hang on?

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
Have you been going through my bens? And I'm like,
when we fucked, You're like, oh, have you been going
through my sock? Like?

Speaker 5 (01:11:21):
So, so that's what you could probably guess by bt
of the fact he did it once and then he
was like all right, And then he was like, well,
you know.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
Yeah, I mean because he's trying to take the piss.
He is single. Oh he's single. Yeah, So I'm wondering
if this was something there's not even an affair, so
you know, he was maybe fucking with shorty.

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
And then she was like, you're getting that late text
as little Wayne, since uh and it's time to cough
up the coins.

Speaker 4 (01:11:48):
Well, what I've heard is I don't know much about much. Okay, Okay,
I love my partner, but I think.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
God, damn, where this like this wind up.

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
I'm just saying I've just heard the basically, a lot
of promiscuous, scandalous types of women have moved into the
world of football, maybe a generation in Lil Wayne dealing.

Speaker 3 (01:12:14):
With American athletes.

Speaker 4 (01:12:15):
Oh this I'm hearing more, even more specifically, a lot
of American hose are going that route because the footballers
are just handing over the cash. Really, the scene in
America is starting to dry up.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
They're not doing NDAs. That's how you know.

Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
Look, look how you know the economy is crumbling, you
know what I mean, They're going extoring, extoring.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
They don't even extort our own anymore, own athletes anymore.
We need, we need to extort our own. They're going.
They're going to Dubai. They're going to England.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
We're using the economy shrinking. They're going to Canada. Folks,
we've lost. We used to be the hidest country. Folks,
not so much anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
Oh man, well sun young men. I look, man, he
made him. Would I explain his loss of form a
couple of years ago? Is that line up? Because you
know he had to see him and he suddenly everyone's
like age curve this guy. This dude was dealing with
some ship. He's paying for a kid that might not
be his.

Speaker 5 (01:13:10):
Well, I hope the kids let's be you know, has
a has A has a healthy and good upbringing. I
do like the fact that in this they sort of
said that she spent the money on luxury designer goods.
I feel like you didn't need to qualify that. Yeah,
if she spent it, if she's just giving it all
to charity, yeah, it'd been a headline. I'm pretty sure
if you request money or for a professional athlete for

(01:13:30):
a baby that isn't probably theirs then she.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
Buttler bubles be funny.

Speaker 5 (01:13:35):
She just just put one obscure, just spends it all
on garden furniture.

Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
You're like, what she put it on an original? Say
that dreamcast?

Speaker 1 (01:13:45):
Whoa, she's she released it. She shows out to celebrate,
all right, she said, that's rare. That shit came out
on nine, nine ninety nine. I don't know if you
remember that whole roll out campaign. That's what'll school about it.
And then I had the bootleg one usually put a
and then you could play NBA two K two. You
know that was the first game that has street basketball
in itshop. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah exactly. Yeah, this is me, yeah, yeah, yeah,

(01:14:10):
yeah exactly, I'm my wallling on. Now they're like, man,
get this motherfucker out of here. He's bald. Why is
he even hanging out in here? He says he's lonely man.
And then finally just just on as side. There's really
not much more texture to this aside from the headline.

Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
We Vin Diesel said he wrote a role for Christiano
Ronaldo in the next Fast and Furious movie, although I
think this could also be a quote from his spokesperson Cocaine.

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
Come on, man, that's the spokesperson show.

Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
Chris the Christiana hang on, Who's spokesperson's cool? Cocaine.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
No, I'm just saying this diesel because he's a maniac
right now. You've heard ambient stories about.

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
Yeah, I've heard. I heard. Yeah. I can't share the story,
but I'll tell you when we caught the same story,
the one about the off the pup, Yeah, yeah, making
him he's got a new album out, Yeah, yeah, bro
Peak Peak Whacker do everything. It's funny that, like, I
got a new album? Oh shit, what's funny is obviously
just to explain my role in this podcast. British talk

(01:15:08):
about fotball, get a lot of it. You got about
ten percent of the conversation.

Speaker 5 (01:15:10):
I don't understand because I'm still, like, you know, culturally assimilating.
So but when I when you did say his spokesperson
was called Cocaine, I was like, well, that's just my
brain went, that's probably a name of him man probably
which in America.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
Which pr agency, Yeah, Cocaine is like his rap name.
He's also And I was like, that's me, that's my
that's my public is Hollywood Cope.

Speaker 3 (01:15:32):
There was a guy who was on a snoop Dogg
album Cocaine took with ks.

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
Yeah, it's funny.

Speaker 5 (01:15:38):
Britisfck Americans don't get sarcasm, but I just fully just didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
I was just like, I think my deliverate look extra dry.
Actually he tried was super dry. Yeah, yeah he did.
It was up. I've been desiccated. I've been here for
too long. I need more more still a good gel package.
She was so dry, but yeah, you apparently. So. There

(01:16:01):
was a photo of them together and they're both like
thumbs uping in it and they're like, hey, you guys
getting along.

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
There's like, yeah, I route apart from it, next fighting
and music, And then I think the Hollywood reporter reached
out to be like is this true? And nobody's responding
for a comment. But again, that's why I'm like, that
sounds like you're fucked up. And you just met Ronald
and you're like, yeah, I'll put them in the left
you you know, Ronaldo loves that. I was gonna say, truly,
what is ten movies called?

Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
What is that? Good?

Speaker 3 (01:16:27):
Lily?

Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
Decade, Decamous and the franchise That's Sick with Franchise? He
watches that front, He's he knows all of them. Cries.
He cries every time dies every technology there it is.

Speaker 3 (01:16:43):
I thought that was the Roots album.

Speaker 5 (01:16:45):
My guess is Christiana Ronaldo will put. I don't imagine
him doing the Vinnie Jones roote of playing the tough
I phil her can't fucking act. I think that's just
be Ronaldo right as all.

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
But if if it's vin Diese will be like I
wrote a part for him. Is that he was like,
this is what I'm thinking, ro like, yeah, he's not
a good He can't fucking act.

Speaker 3 (01:17:04):
Is he gonna kick a ball at a car? Is
he gonna a kickball?

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
It's got to be something.

Speaker 3 (01:17:09):
And then the car starts when he kicking the kick
is so good, he like, oh like this damn thing,
and he.

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
Really kicks the car. This he gotta kick a car.

Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
But does that fucking up Like I said, he has
laser swords or some ship. He's a bad guy, all right, because.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
He was talking about it and I'm I'm ready for
for Foster. And also it's like that that franchise is
so unseerious that you're like, okay, all right, yeah, yeah,
I mean he can't act. He has no business being
anywhere near a movie.

Speaker 4 (01:17:43):
But yeah, okay, he's on He's on some crazy side quests.
He's also in a fighting game that came out last year.
They made him a character and got rum mark of
the Wolves. Really and he's it's like him in the
Portugal uniform. He's just there and the character kicks a
soccer ball.

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
Amazing and he this guy he's got the most, hasn't
he got the most Instagram follows in the world right now?
I mean I believe he looks like Ship in this
game rendering.

Speaker 3 (01:18:08):
Well, you know, they got a different swag.

Speaker 2 (01:18:11):
It looks like if a like a like a Japanese
guy got facial reconstruction to look like Chrisiano Ronaldo.

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
There's like some ethnic.

Speaker 3 (01:18:19):
Ethnic bending or made him look like the statue version.

Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
It looks it looks extremely pale. Look it looks like
Henry Kville.

Speaker 3 (01:18:28):
It's a different vibe.

Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
Is that how you say his name? No, as I
said that was I said it wrong. I would have
you said it, but you said it with that. I
was like vill, right, Yeah, I like Kville though, Okay,
let's go with Jesus because that guy getting me going,
oh man, I called him.

Speaker 5 (01:18:50):
They called him the appetizer, all right, any other odds
and ends no, no, thanks for using the phrase, and
then yeah, anything to plug.

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:19:01):
December twenty seventh in d C.

Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
Still there it is, Bubb and Grandma's get a sandwich.
Come on, Bubb and Grandma's out here's out here, Yeah,
Bubbs out there.

Speaker 3 (01:19:09):
You see it's a Saturday. It's an eight PM show coming.

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
Yeah, I got nothing. Well, I go, I'm in. I'm
in the Bay for Morton February something. And then I'm okay,
I'm in Nashville. I'm in Nashville doing a beat to
wrap what he beat to lock? Doing this?

Speaker 3 (01:19:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:19:26):
Yeah, you know how to get the Yeah, I don't
know what it is to get Morton is in Mill Valley,
so I can't imagine doing that Mill Valley.

Speaker 4 (01:19:34):
Yeah, it's not.

Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
You're in like east O.

Speaker 3 (01:19:36):
I'm gonna get you booked in Ballet Holder balto Yeah,
get in.

Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
Then well, okay, that's what we're talking, and you're gonna
have to be talking. You're gonna have to pull up like.

Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
You forty fans are really okay, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
We're gonna have to speak to name Chris Martinet from Coldplay.

Speaker 1 (01:19:50):
And then a spokesperson Cocaine to company. Yeah, I think
you're gonna be available right there, like yeah, it'll be
available all right, y'all. We'll see you next week when
we talk about Match Week seven, Dean and the like
and some other wildness. Thanks for tuning in and we'll
see you then.

Speaker 3 (01:20:04):
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