Pretty Girls Poop Too with Tiffany Haddish

What had happened was ....

Tiffany Haddish was supposed to join Amy & T.J. in the studio to talk about her new music.  (Yes, THE Tiffany Haddish has a new song, "Woman Up," with Oscar-nominated hitmaker Dianne Warren.)  But, the conversation turns into a hilarious and heartfelt free-for-all! 

She has some explaining to do regarding her recent White House visit, did she actually "graffiti" the Vice President's desk? 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hey, that folks, get off the victim train you've been on,
get your pride back, get your fight on, ditch the
pity party. That party is overstarting now in this episode
of Amy and TJ, Welcome everybody.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
If you hear those those words, what comes to mind?
Those are lyrics to one of the latest I guess
they call them female anthems, empowerment anthems.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
I think it's a human anthem.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
All right, I got corrected off the top by I
guess that We just said to our guests, Hey, we're
just gonna do a little something off the top so
you can chill and look with you. That we should
have known that wasn't gonna go the way we played
that shit to go. But yes, those are lyrics to
the latest empowerment anthem. We won't call it a female

(00:50):
thing or anything else. But you run a lot, you
know what you put in? How powerful important something as
simple as a song can be when you're going through
something or I know a lot of your runs. You
like to listen to fight song by Rachel Flatten Sarah
burrellis What's the one?

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Brave?

Speaker 5 (01:10):
Yes, yes, these are really like totally cliche, you know
anthem songs, but they work when you're going through something
tough emotionally but physically.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Running is always tough.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
We ran this morning and I ran to the song
you just mentioned, and it gives you a boost in
your step. When you start to your thoughts turn into
your actions, it turns into everything. So when you have
that in your head, it changes your physical it changes
your mental.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
It makes a huge difference.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Now when I tell again living people those lyrics, right,
ditch the pity party. That party is overstarting now and
we're going to play some of the songs. But you
hear the words initially and they're powerful. And then does
it matter where they're coming from. Does it make a
difference when you hear a song and they say, oh,
it's that artist, Oh, it's that artist.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
It does make a difference, especially when they have a story,
when they've been there, when they've watched that road, when
you know they have been at the lowest of lowest
and you can relate to that. Yes, that makes you
feel like if she can get up and she can
sing this song and she can live a better day,
so can I.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
So you're saying it's coming from a real place.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
It is, and authenticity obviously is to me the most
powerful thing you can give some of your fate.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
I will survive. Yeah, okay, Beyonce, run the world girls.
That was okay, that song Girl on Fire, run to
it all the time. Stronger, that's good.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, all right.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
And here's the only but goody respect by the friend
that does it.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Never gets old. Ain't no mountain high enough.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
There's so many great songs out there that get you going.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Woman, and the one that I am every woman. Yes,
but the song we were talking about Off the Top
is coming to us by the artist known.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
As Tiffany Hattish.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
Yes, just when you laughed off the Top when TJ
was talking, I was like, oh, they're gonna already that
who it is. It's took me out that your lafe
is unmistakable. It's joyful, it's adorable actually, and it's singularly.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Yours, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
And we're so happy to have you here.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Wait till you meet my sisters.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
You can be like, wait, there's three other people with
that same last.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
There's something about it. I never thought about it the
way you just said it ropes that there's something about
it that always is kid like, Like it's always We've
talked about this the other day on the streets of
New York, like all the adults look miserable and the
kids are just they just have this joy. I know
you have your tough days, and I know people always
expect you to be on, but you seem like you
are really on and doing well and happy and upbeat

(03:37):
a lot of times. How has twenty twenty four been
for you?

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Twenty twenty four has been real good for me. You know,
boo to twenty twenty two and twenty twenty three, Boom.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Twenty twenty three curts my bad, bir.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
But twenty twenty four has been good. Twenty twenty four
has been good. I've been like accomplishing a lot of
the things that I've wanted to accomplish in life. And
I mean, I've always been doing that, and I'm always
coming up with new goals and new things. But this
year has been really exciting because I've been working with
all the people I've ever wanted to work with, and
like seeing those those things come to like fruition, and

(04:14):
like the little girl in me is just so excited
about everything, like even though I know it's coming.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
To adulta met It's like calm down, calm down. But
the little girl is like, we're doing.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
It, happenings happening, like calm damn, refs just being it.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
This is a good time.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Where where was the music and all of that, the
that little girl that wanted to do all this stuff?
Where was that always on your list of things you
absolutely wanted to do?

Speaker 2 (04:40):
That was always like in the top five top five.
When I was a kid, I used to be on
my tricycle riding around in the backyard and I used
to be making up songs and singing all the time,
and I would think, this is I got to decide
what I'm gonna do when I go on Star Search. Okay,
am I gonna do a monologue? Am I gonna tell jokes?
Or am I gonna sing? Or am I gonna dance?
And I would like perfect those things. I be backyard

(05:00):
pretending like you know, this is my day as Star Search, Okay,
this is the song I'm gonna.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
Say, Ed McMahon, I so remember that show and so fun.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
I wanted him to be my grandpa so bad and
getting him to just show up to the house of
one of them Sweepstake Chicks. They say, Tiffany, you going
on Star Search today, and I'm like, yes, I'm ready
for it. But I'll be back there singing now. Laters,
Come on, baby, give me somep.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
There you go. I love it, and I'll be riding
my tricycle. Then I stop in the middle and start
doing a monologue.

Speaker 5 (05:33):
I mean, yeah, that's beyond a triple threat. That's a
quadruple threat.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
I think, yes, man, break into a dance room.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
But so much of art, whether it's dancing, singing, comedy,
comes from a place a lot of times of paint,
like you don't really get to express yourself or relate
to people unless you've been through it. And you mentioned
twenty two twenty twenty three. We kind of know what
those years were like for us as well.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
So right with you, right, we.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Missed your shit.

Speaker 5 (06:03):
I didn't know you had, right, because when you're going
through shit, you're not even thinking about it.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
You can't even see people. You can't.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
But anyway, was did the song woman up by the way,
And we're gonna play a little bit of it in
just a second, But did the song come from getting
through that?

Speaker 4 (06:17):
If you hadn't gone through it, you wouldn't have had
the lyrics.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Well, let me tell you, so the song came from
Diane Warren. And what had happened was she slid in
my DMS in twenty seventeen.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
I ran into her like a year and a half
or so later, and she's like, we should work together,
and I'm like, yes, we definitely should work together. She's like,
you don't check your DMS. I was like, no, cuz
picks come through and I don't want to see them.
That's like horrible monsters. Like I didn't request that. Like
I like those to come through when requested. When they
show up unannounced, it's like it's scary. Anyways, it's like
a full blown jump scare.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
What is that? I hate those? I like them though,
I love them, but I just don't want them on
solicit it.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Anyways. Anyways, I'm telling her that story. She's laughing, and
she's like, we got to get together. I'm like, so
my team and her team try to figure out when
we could get together. Finally we get together. The first
day in the studio, we are just talking about like
we don't even work on any songs and anything. We're
just talking about what do I want the music that
I bring to the table, what do I want it
to sound like, what do I want it to be?

(07:13):
And I was very very specific about I want it
to be something where it's uplifting, where it's encouraging, where
it's inspiring, where it doesn't have to be about like
shaking ad ass, even though I do like those kind
of songs now and then, it don't have to be
about like who I'm sleeping with him, I'm sleeping with her,
like all that stuff, no like and no guns, no drugs,
no nothing, just positivity. And I was telling her how

(07:35):
like I fight with myself and I have video footage
of this.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
I think I should post it.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Have a fight with myself to get out of bed,
like I fight, cause my dreams are way better than
real life. Like I can control everything in the dreams.
I can control everything in my sleep. I cannot control
what goes. I can only control me in real life.
It's something that attacks be so vicious, is so like

(08:00):
and I don't have nobody to lean on all the time,
so it's like like and I want to fight. I
want to be like how I was back in the
you know, late nineteen hundreds, in nineteen ninety nine, the
early two thousands, where I just you know, somebody say something,
I just roll up and smack the shutter, you know,
fight them.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
But we don't live in that world no more.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Where you can you know, we they't say what Grandma
used to always say, for every action, there's a reaction,
watch your mouth because it might make you lose your teeth.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
You know you can't do that no more.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
But I mean, because I got a certain income level,
but let that income fall off, yep, when you have
no one, I got a little list. I've been taking
boxing classes and I've been hanging out with Dennis.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Wait where do where do you get? Where do you
see the negativity? I know you're very active with social media.
You know it's hard to not look at stuff sometimes,
But what do you not ever try to insulate yourself
in some way from it, or you consume it and
try to deal with the best you can. You want
to be aware? How do you deal with that?

Speaker 2 (09:06):
I mostly consume it during my cycle because I have endometriosis,
and that's when i'm my craziest. I'm in a lot
of pain then, so I try to like call myself escaping,
and I go on to social and I'll see things
that people say and I will chime in. Now I
know that it it's something that look, I'm not perfect.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
I'm working on it.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
But they obviously said what they said because they wanted
some attention. So let me give you some.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
And you might not like it, so you clap back.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
I do. I clap back.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
I give it a little smothering and I and I
clid back with the Wow. You know, you must be
really sad and depressed. I wish you all the joy
that you can handle because you spending your time to
talk about this when you have three felony charges and
blah blah blah, like you know, because yeah, because hurt people,
hurt people, and they try to like point the finger,

(09:57):
but if what they fell to realize is we've all
had on our ass at some point in time.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
We always babies.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
We all fall down, we all get up, and we
all gonna fall down again.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
We're humans. And I'm never you never gonna hear me.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Say I'm perfect, never gonna hear me say that, because
I it was I was.

Speaker 5 (10:14):
We were looking up just because yeah, we had to
catch up because we were in our own death spiral
for a couple of years, but I found out we
had the same attorney, so we were actually using Andrew Butler.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
At the same time for both of ours at the
same time. But I was laughing like, oh wow, we
have that in common.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
And you know, what, did you ever yell at him?

Speaker 4 (10:33):
Because I was you yelled at him? Well, I mean, yeah,
yelled to him.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
I apologize Andrew, but I had to yell at you
on that day because.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
But it's.

Speaker 5 (10:43):
When when you have someone level accusations as serious as
they did at you, sex sexual abuse charges that were
dropped within weeks. But how like, you can't once that's
out there and even though it was completely unwarranted, how
do you that mentally? And people have these you know,
it's the perception is reality thing versus reality being reality?

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Well I know my reality and their perception. See, people
perception been messed up about me for all my whole life.
So I'm not I'm not necessarily subscribing to that, And
those are not the ones I chime in on anyways.
It's more it's other stuff I chime in on that
right there is not real, so I can't chime in
on it, like, I mean, are they I don't know.

(11:28):
I'm an actor. I was acting in a role. Okay,
I was hired as an actor. I was not the
casting director. I was not a producer. Fox didn't give
me no money to put on a bunch of sketches
and potentially have my own show, like, they.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
Didn't give me none of that.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
I did what I did. I made the choices I made,
and I hope people learn from it. I hope that
people don't just leave their kids with any old body. Okay,
I don't want to be no rescue ranger, cause that's
why I ended up having to be a rescue ranger. Like,
I don't want to have to do none of that,
and I don't think anybody have to do that. You
had your kids, You rescue your kids. You want your
kids to work. You gonna sit with your kids and

(12:04):
you care your kids work. That's what you should be doing.
And I've learned a very valuable lesson.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Would you trust these.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
Times are not a real friend, They're not like us.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Have you gotten beyond being controversial because you didn't call
yourself that? You said that the White House at one
point over years Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
They told me, Yeah, tell me I was controversy. That
wasn't even that was like a year ago.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
That was recently, Oh that was.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Twenty twenty two, twenty two. She's controversial?

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Did you get it? And are you beyond it? Did
you ever think you were controversial? Do you want to
be controversial? Have you turned the page on that? I
don't even know, I mean even know what they need?

Speaker 3 (12:41):
What am I? I'm not doing anything on purpose to
be controversial.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Okay, if I want to be controversial for real, I
would be like but it's like, I'm just living my life.
I'm just being a human. And like I got into
an argument with somebody not too long ago and they
was like, yeah, you this you that you ruined in it.
You ruined in a black culture and you did. I'm like, I'm.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Ruin a black culture.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Do you know how many people I put through college?
Do you know how many kids I got off the
streets and got them housing? And if all those things
were true about me, that they say, where are all
my victims? Where are my victims? Bring them out? Bring
them out? Because I've helped helped a lot of people,
and maybe that's victimizing somebody by helping them.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Somebody was saying to me, like, Tiffany, you ruined in
your career. You just throwing it down. Then you got arrested.
You got arrested for duy. No black women ever get
arrested for dys.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
I'm like, are you serious?

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Like I know a bunch of females that are celebrities
that have been arrested that are black for duys, and
they're like, no, if you google it, So then I'm
googling and it was just me and Josephine Baker and
I said, well damn, I said whatever if you get
if you google famous black women arrested for the UY,
it's me and Josephin Baker. And now you know glo

(13:54):
really she tried to jump on the list.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
She in there now too, and I'm just like dang.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
I'm like dang, you know. And I could have took
that negative. I could have been like, oh man, it's
just me, only me, but I know that there. I
know for a fact that there is more than just me.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
But uh, the world cares about me.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
That's why I'm I'm the number one picture that people care,
they write it, they make money because I make mistakes,
just like when I was in foster care. When I
was in foster care, every home they put me, every
door that I walked in, somebody got a check when
I come in. You just know that you're blessed because
there's a check coming in some way, shape or form.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
You're gonna make some money.

Speaker 4 (14:33):
Yeah, I get a picture right everywhere I go.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
I don't know if me and God sat and talked
about that before I got like, and make sure everywhere
I go they make money. I don't know if that
was the conversation. I do remember some things from our
conversation before I was born. That's not one that I remember,
But it seemed like every time I show up, somebody
making some money, and a lot of times it ain't me.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Why do you think we got you here?

Speaker 3 (14:54):
You well, brothers and my sister y'all both.

Speaker 5 (14:58):
Will I'm sure you saw the headlines about Justin Timberlake
and his d u y Any advice for him?

Speaker 2 (15:14):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (15:15):
I know? I care?

Speaker 2 (15:16):
How can I advise this white man? What can I
What can I say? What can I say to this
white man?

Speaker 3 (15:22):
Come on?

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Now?

Speaker 3 (15:24):
What can I say? What can I say?

Speaker 2 (15:26):
I don't know how the laws work here in New
York but you know from my experience, don't say.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
The crazy thing is don't have this right as we
sit here, you have not been convicted of it the UI. No,
you haven't not correct, not been convened. And one of
those cases been thrown out. There was no duy charge
at all the part of that and the other one
is still floating.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Waiting to go try trying to try to Georgia, Georgia.
We don't be in on sundowntown. Y'all be in on sundowntown.
I should have had me an Amy in the car
with me, like I've known that I gotta.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
Try with me. Ain'ty Georgia. But yes, of marijuana and
your system, and you are.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Just fine five millig.

Speaker 5 (16:20):
And you had just spent the whole well, there was
one of We were just spent the whole day helping
the homeless.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Yes, yes, yeah, the whole day like five a like
it was a long day. It was a long day.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
It was a lot.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
But yeah, over three thousand people served, Like yeah, I
cooked and my family.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
Then you know, no one wants to write about that though,
but it was kind of crazy.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
I was on the news all day the day before
serving the homeless and then the next day getting arrested
in the same outfit I was. But then the one,
the one where I got arrested made that. That was
so crazy to me too, because I had been praying
to God weeks before, like please give me away to
show these studios that I am international, that I'm international,

(17:03):
because they were saying, oh, we don't know if she's international,
and I was praying to God to like show me
a way to make to make that happen. Now, I
should have been more specific.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
That's sufficity is the key, people, that's suffici. That's sufficity
is the key.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
I wasn't specific, and so God said, Okay, I'm gonna
show you, and maybe the devil heard me praying too,
I don't know. But then boo y'all by y'all made
me tired, get arrested, do what I got to do,
and then when I get home, I'm seeing like when
I get home and I turn my phone on, all
these text messages and then people are sending me links
and there's like I'm on I'm on CBS, ABC, NBC,

(17:43):
k t l A, Fox, I'm on I'm on CNN,
BBC World News, and after Key News Korea, I said Korea, Krea, ESPN.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
I don't even play sports, Like what is going on?
Like it's everywhere and I'm just like whoa.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
And the first I wanted to be upset, but then
there's another part of it, like I'm really they really
care about me. I'm really loved because if nobody cared,
if I wasn't that important, I wouldn't be sitting on
CNN looking all cute, getting the rested, smiling, walking with
the police. Who smiles and walks with the handcuffs?

Speaker 3 (18:24):
Who's Who's drunk? How drunk are you?

Speaker 5 (18:26):
Like?

Speaker 3 (18:28):
This is crazy?

Speaker 1 (18:28):
I had to tell you. I did see the headlines first,
and then I saw the picture, like, wait, that doesn't
those two things don't go together.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Notice how there was no mug shot. There was where's
my mugshot?

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Where's your shot?

Speaker 3 (18:38):
I don't know?

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Because it was cute and they didn't want to release
it was I don't know.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
I don't know, maybe I look too beautiful. I don't
know shot. I love my mugshot from Georgia. I was like,
I need to make cups and that was cute.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
I thought it was hell what happened afterwards with the studios?
If they're they're showing we're a little hesitanting because she's
not international. What has been the impact on your career
after the past two years. What do they say to
you now when you go into.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Those we love you, Tiffany, Let's see if this works.
That's it. Yeah, I know, so movies and all that,
and some of them A man, some of them, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
You don't think it it hurt. It's crazy as they
say it helped. I don't want to say it the
UI that all that helped, but it didn't hurt.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
It probably it probably did. I know it hurt insurance wise.
Insurance wise, it hurt insurance wise. It's like, oh, you know,
is she But I'm like, hello, I wasn't convicted. She's like,
insurance company dropped me. One insurance company dropped me. One
insurance company dropped me off of the accusations just because
of the accusations, not even like they didn't talk to
me about it nothing.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
It's like, we're due to accusations.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
We're gonna I'm like to somebody accusing me of something
with no proof, you're just gonna drop me, Okay. And
I kind of want to say they name, but I'm
not gonna do it. I ain't gonna play, I ain't
gonna make you more money, but you kind of want to,
se I kind of want a dog walk them. I'll
be one a dog walk so many people.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
But I can't do it. But I will do it
on stage.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Okay, okay, I will do it at.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
The comedy shows, which is a lot of them coming
up this year. It took me dot com and check
it out.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
I mean, and all of this as we can joke
about it.

Speaker 5 (20:17):
But obviously it was awful. I'm sure terrible to go
through all of that over the last few years.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
But is that I don't.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Feel like it was awful. It was nowhere near as
awful as going down the foster care. Nowhere near as
awful as like not having no control over where you
wake up and like uh and people doing things to
you when you're a kid like you No, no easy.
This is this is way better. Like perspective, it's our perspective,

(20:43):
like being homeless.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
I would I don't know.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
I take I take a night in jail over being homeless.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
I tell you I wasn't even there for a whole night.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
I said, it's three hours, two hours to jail over
being homeless, like I take that like, you know, is it.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
A true story that they actually have a call button.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
In the Beverly Hills.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
No, they got a call but in there, like I've
been in so many jail cells in my life. And
when I saw that call, but and I said, they
are funding these police. This is what happens when you
get funded. That's a truth stray. I wish I could
have took a picture of it.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
I'm not lying. There is a call button in that
jail cell.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Look, I'm telling you ever, I commit crime only in Beverly,
Only in Beverly Hills. While I'll be committing crimes because
and I don't even want to commit crime, but if
I had to, that's what I'm gonna do it.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Somebody said, I'm gonna beat your.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Ass be meet me off of Beverly. I'm gonna milly
wop you in front of the Gucci stool. Let's go,
like that's what.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
It's gonna be.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
I'm not gonna fight you nowhere else but in Beverly
Hills because I'm gonna go to jail.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
No. I did not make that up.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
And I pushed that button and it actually worked. I
was just like mind blown. I was like, see, this
might be, this might be why I need to move
cause you know, I don't know you ever, you ain't
you have did you see a call button?

Speaker 3 (22:04):
I did not. And then when you want the police attention.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
You got to be yelling out office side bother side,
and you got to say somebody dead or there's a
answer here, like yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:15):
It's yeah, it's a surreal experience.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
Yeah, I was in Georgia, so yeah, Georgia. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
They din't even put me in a jail telling Georgia.
They was too busy trying to get me to take selfies.

Speaker 4 (22:28):
Okay, and.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
The dude that was doing it, Oh this is crazy.
TMZ gonna go.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
Wow about this?

Speaker 4 (22:36):
Did you take selfiees?

Speaker 2 (22:37):
No?

Speaker 3 (22:37):
I wouldn't take them.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
I said, if I got to take a monk shot,
I'm not taking those selfies and I wouldn't take them.
They was like, come on, come on, calm, like, nah,
y'all already making that you're trying to get followers off
of me. You already making money. Oh you're already making
money just because I'm standing here.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
I guess that makes sense, but still that shocking and.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
And why y'all ain't got no female officers and street city.
Why I gotta get felt up by a man?

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Wow, that's her and that's that One's the one that's
still going on. It's been the year and a half.
I know, you do you know when it's going to
be resolved.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
I don't know, man, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Okay, let's we're gonna go.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
I got a trial day though. I think it's in Uh.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
I believe in July.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Okay, that's no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
In September.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
It's been in a while, right, yeah, it's been over
to years.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
I don't think so, because they had already took my fingerprints, so,
I mean they as soon as I walked in there,
they was asking for something.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
I was like, why, I.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Guess you made it. Police want you.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
I'm like, dang it.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
I used to sleep with so many police when I
was younger. They wanted pictures then too.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
You know, that's a nice transition, uh to dating kind
of sort of. But when you walked in, when I
first saw you, came across, greeted you. You got this
great everybody can't see a great white dress. And then
my first start I said, why they know you're coming
in here as a bride. You're ready, And you said, yep,
I'm ready to get married. I'm trying to get me
say I might find me a hub.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
Actually, I love what you said about this. You said
you don't want a wedding.

Speaker 5 (24:17):
I'm just sorry you don't want a marriage, but you
do want a wedding and you want a partner, and
you want a relationship and a party.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
You just don't want the license.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
No, no marriage license.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
No.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
I want us to be in a trust fund. I
think that's the best way to go about it. Like
if we both build a trust right already, because that's
what relationships are based off of.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
How much do I trust you? How much do you
trust me? What do you do for me? What do
I do for you? And we do a.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Trust fund, and we put all the rules right, and
we could change the rules whenever we want to. We
can be like, hey, okay, you get one once a year,
I get one once a year. You do this, like
you can go on trips without me, I can go.
Whatever the rules are, you can put it in there,
and then we both get power of attorney over each other,
and then like we buy our we buy our house
together or whatever, put put a property in there, and

(24:59):
then we could stay in that house, we could stay
in another house. We could rent the house up, and
that could be our income coming in. Because a marriage
is about from what I understand from the way I
was taught, marriage is two families coming together for survival.
You are building a business, you are building you are
building awesome human beings if you have babies, and you
are supporting each other, looking out for each other. It's

(25:21):
like two companies merging, like Green Burrito and KFC.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
If they merged, they gotta you know, they support each other.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
And yeah, we do two different things, but we are
growing together, right, So I don't want the government involved
in my mind. I've been married before, much like you
guys have, and I didn't like it. Okay, and I.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Did it twice with the same person. I didn't like it.
I didn't like it.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
I felt like, you know, he was trying to control
me or whatever. Would I wrote about it in my
first book anyway, But I do want a partner. I
do want to share this success with somebody. I do
want to grow with somebody. I don't necessarily think I'm
a because this s Gouy told me that a couple
of guys told me that I'm not submissive enough. I'm
not submitted, but I think if you like, if all

(26:03):
my clothes are off, I'm doing what he tells.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Me to do. So I mean that's submissive to me.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
But apparently that's not the type of submissive. Yeah, submissive,
What does that mean?

Speaker 3 (26:14):
Sir?

Speaker 1 (26:15):
We had someone in here not too long ago saying
that women need to be more what more, they're feminine, not.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
To be so right.

Speaker 5 (26:22):
We have a she was a matchmaker, and she said
men like women. She didn't say submit, but that is
ultimately what she was saying, to be in their feminine
zone so that they like to be taken care of.
And you need to take off your your boss lady
persona that can exist in the boardroom or in you know,
your work, but when you come home, you need to
be in your feminine.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Zone because the guy likes for the woman to be
soft and be needed and to be that kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
My skin is soft, and I cry, uh huh, I
get emotional.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
But guys want that thing though, something that you've dated
seem to want you to be a softer Fine, whatever,
I'm very soft.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
I'm very feminine. I wear skirts, I mean, but I
guess I get dirty. I do be in the garden,
like gardening, pulling.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
Wheels and stuff.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
But I will put I will also, like yesterday, I'll
fix my own garbage disposal. And I have installed my
own bidet okay not not not the bdet like where
you gotta conker the floor and all that stuff, the
kind that you plug in the wall and then you
just attach you But I did that and yet and
that dude, he was like, you just doing too much.
I told you I would do it. I'm like, but
this thing been sitting against the wall for five weeks.

(27:35):
Five weeks has been sitting up against the wall. You
still haven't put it in. I want the water to
splash on my bootyhole. So I'm gonna go ahead and
do what I got to do. And when I tell you,
he was mad at me, he was very mad. But yeah,
I want, that's what I want. We do a trust.
We do power of attornity. We could change our names
if we want to, or don't change our names, but

(27:57):
we are I think a trust is stronger than in
an actual marriage license we've had.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
You can put your kids.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
In there, and then the kids always make money. You
can add your friends whoever.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
You wanted to trust.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
We've had this conversation plenty, and I would I am
more in your camp about the idea. We've both been
married twice. Hell, everybody's it's six there we go, right, Yeah,
we're dealing with something. So the room we got, I'm

(28:29):
just checking. Okay, Okay, they're.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
Young, give them time, but don't do it.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Get it trust, do the trust, and then when y'all
don't work out, you could just dissolve the trust, sell
all the property, split the money.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
Bam, that's it. You don't have to have lawyers all up.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
And you said, get one lawyer for the trust, and like,
you don't have to be doing all this extra stuff.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
What do you what do you call him? Will he
be your partner? Your husband?

Speaker 2 (28:50):
He's gonna be my husband. He's still gonna be my
husband a man. Yeah, gonna be my husband. He's supposed
to cultivate and protect and lead the way. And I
want him to be a leader. But if you eat
me in the wrong direction, I'm gonna say something I
love that I'm not.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Gonna say it.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
I mean, I'm be like baby I don't think this
is the right way. Let's look at the map one
more time. I'm gonna break out the Thomas Scott. I
know you got the map quest and every ting. I'm
gonna brek out Thomas Gott because I feel like we
want a wrong way.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
How do you date as a famous person? How do
you How difficult is it to do?

Speaker 3 (29:29):
You have to It's easy to date.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
But but the next line of that is it's difficult
to what. It's easy to date but a date.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
But it's difficult to figure out what they really want.
What's the true intention? Like is it just to like
be able to say, oh I went out on a
date with Tiffany Hattish, Or is it like, oh I
smashed Tiffany Hattish? Or do you want to build something
with me?

Speaker 3 (29:50):
Like? And then why do you want to build something
with me?

Speaker 2 (29:53):
And usually by the fifth or sixth day you can
really figure out what what the real intention is. But
you keep your legs closed. No, No, I might let
him kiss my boody, but I'm gonna keep my legs close.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
Yeah, are you are you still read?

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Yeah, I'm celibate.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
I'm celibate, but I'll be thinking about stuff what you've
been thinking. I'll be thinking about all kind of stuff.
You know, I got power tools. It's cool, keep the
skin nice?

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Is that that's a choice more so having to do
with finding the right person before you give your body
to somebody else.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Yeah, because I feel like I done did that too much.
And also it's like and it's always you get blinded,
right and you can't see the person for who they
really are. That's why like love relationships where people are
like we were friends first, we got to know each
other as friends, and then it was like, right, like,
I really haven't done that.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
I really I'd be like, I see a dude, I
like him. I'd be like, do you like me? Listen?
Get it in, come on, man up, even man of that.

Speaker 5 (30:54):
But no, I think that's really cool because he and
I both had the same experience where we had never
yet as an adult, if you like somebody, you go
for it. And to have been in a friendship with
him for almost a decade before we actually realized we
had other feelings and we're in a situation where we
could act on them, it was a It's been a
remarkable experience. I highly recommend it. It's you've got that
foundation of friendship. It just is a game changer. It's

(31:16):
not just about sex, right, I had nothing to do
with it at the beginning.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
And then sex gets born after so long to the
same person, you'd be like, damn, it's been a year.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
It feels like fifty.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
Do you think it's got no moves?

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Let me show you something. Now I'm doing too much.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Oh now I'm being aggressive. Let me draw a map
for you. Were what I like because I had a
dream about it. If you did this, this would be good.
Oh now I'm doing too much. Or now I'm being
too masculine because I'm saying, hey, this is how I would.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
Like it if we try this new thing. Oh now
I'm doing too much. Okay, all right, then I'm about
to cheat on your ass.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
To date someone who so is the celebrity?

Speaker 3 (32:01):
Or would you?

Speaker 5 (32:01):
I mean, do you have a feeling about whether it
be better to be with someone who isn't?

Speaker 4 (32:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
I haven't dated many celebrities, right, I haven't. I haven't
really dibbl edabbled in that in that realm I like,
I like, you know.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Blue collar workers by kind of.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
You know business on small business owner is what I
prefer small business business owner, the first small business owner.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
Uh, celebrity. Yeah. From the experience I had, I'm just like,
yeahs nice. Worst thing.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
I don't know, never really done it besides the pandemic.
So I don't know what it's like to be in
public or be whatever, But it seems like it would
be better to keep it with a regular human being.
That's who are regular human being stuff. But celebrities are
regular human beings too. It's just those male egos are big.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Yeah, and I got endometriosis. I prefers medium.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
The women have their hands and because they.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
Know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
But how are you talking about getting to a date? Five?
How do you get the guy, a small business owner
get to date one with a Tiffany Hattis. I mean,
how do you go through and figure out, okay, he's
worthy of a day, he's worthy to even get to
that point. Where do you meet people?

Speaker 2 (33:10):
I mean people all over the place. At grocery store,
met the dude at the library, be meeting at the
Beach Comedy Club, Young Dang, the dude out here. I
met him at the comic club. He asked for my
number while I was on stage. And I said, give
me your number, and then he gave me his number,
and then I called him after the show. And we've

(33:30):
been we've been friends for four or five years. Yeah,
and we done went on a few days.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
He wanted.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
He keep telling me he want to marry me, but
I just I don't feel like he don't know how
to behave himself.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
But he ain't got the trust Fund speech yet.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
He hasn't he got the trust Fund speech. And he
was with you because I was like, if you were,
because he was saying he want to marry me, But
I don't even know, like what he's working with you
know what I'm saying, I don't even know what he
worked with me.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
He's just my friend. He's just my friend because.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
But yeah, but he do real estate and stuff too,
so that I know he understands. And I was saying,
I think on an interview a long time ago, I'm like,
if somebody want to marry me, they need to give
me an apartment building, which I would like that if
we're gonna say we're married, we together, I think we
should get some sort of real estate together, something real
together that could be income for us, and that way

(34:15):
we if you lose your job, I lose my job.
We still have this thing that's feeding us and nurturing us,
this property. And so he was like, I'm a buyer,
I'm a bio. Uh what are you say? I'm gonna
by a Brownstone? And then and then what to Fanian said?
And then I have to expect it to see if
it's worth if it's worth it, And then if you
put my name on the deed, I don't care if
it's if it's worth it or not. We gonna make

(34:36):
something work if you put my name on the deed.
And he was like, are you serious or you don't
like it? Put my name on the deed. Then we together,
and then I'm a bus down on it.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Okay, but this dude's a real possibility. He's a he's
in the mix. You're dating somebody.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
I mean, we ain't ever re spec I ain't spent
the night at his house or nothing like that.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
He ain't seen me naked. No, he has not.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
I seen the weird follow up. I just asked, but.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
He has or he has not? He has not.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
He is a friend that once he's like my Steve
Verkle if you will white.

Speaker 5 (35:13):
Do you have like a time in your mind, a
time when where you want to be with someone by
this time in my life.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
No, no, no, I've been with so many already, he said.
I'm just enjoying myself. We have fun adventures, like I
go out with, like, yeah, four different dudes, and I've
told all of them, like, I'm dating multiple peoples and
we have fun. One of them, two of them I
travel with, We go places, we share a room, nothing
goes down because I'm like on some like Noah. But

(35:39):
one of them, I've been trying to get something to
go down. But I'm not sure if he's in the
women or not. But we gonna figure that out.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
We don't figure either way. I'm having a good time.
I'm having a good time.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
This is important. How long have you been knowing this guy.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Since I was fourteen?

Speaker 1 (35:52):
You haven't figured it out yet?

Speaker 2 (35:53):
He said he's straight, but I don't know. Now he's
seen me naked and done walked around but naked out.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
Okay, then you don't think he's straight. You just walk
around naked in front of your male friend, right.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
I was trying to see what was popping there? You test?
It wasn't no test. I was trying to.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
Give it up.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Okay, this was like two three years ago. I was
trying to give up the goodies. He was like, tifing
me go to sleep.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
Calm damn, Like, go to sleep, me to rest, like
you care about me.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
Take your clothes off too, Take your clothes off too.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
Then you can really show me how much you care.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
Let me hold you on my inside your eyes.

Speaker 5 (36:40):
I just oh, yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
I could give you. I can. I can show you submissive.
I'm gonna hold you with my inside.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
Oh my god. Any more music? Do you got the
song out? It's amazing. Any more music? An album coming?

Speaker 3 (36:53):
Yes, there's more music coming.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
And I'm trying to decide do I want to drop
like a full on EP or do I just want
to just keep dropping a single like every few months
or so? Uh?

Speaker 3 (37:02):
There's enough.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
I mean, it's like thirteen songs total, so there's enough
to be like dropping constantly.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
But I think I don't know. I'm just trying to decide.
I don't know. What do you think I should do?

Speaker 4 (37:12):
Oh? I mean I think you should just keep dropping them, just.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Keep dropping the individual singles.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Right, Yeah, I like that updates of the music, yeah,
and then.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Yeah, and then I don't have to stick to one genre,
all right.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
It's multiple genres. Genres, yes, multiple genre.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
We got we got the pop, yeah right, we got
the hip hop, we got the hardcore rap, you got
that trap music.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
You gotta got a little country. I might not drop
that song though, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
I ain't let nobody really listen to that one. I
got another one about about pretty good. It's called Pretty
Girls Take Poops. It's a comedy song. I think it's
so dope and it's so funny, but then at the
same time it's kind of gross and it's a little cringe.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
So I don't know. Pretty Girl, Pretty Girls Take Poops too?

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Okay, we have got you can't We have to hear
that song now, I mean at some point. But that's
too that's too good.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
It's really good, and it's about it. It's an encouraging song,
and it's about how do you stay beautiful?

Speaker 3 (38:14):
It is. It's an encouraging song about how you stay.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Beautiful, how you keep your health up. Why you might
be cranky and angry and in bad mood, and why
people might not want to be around you. It's probably
because you need to go take a poop.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
You foolish can you give us the chorus.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
Pretty girls take poops too?

Speaker 5 (38:37):
We did.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
It was the chorus.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
That's fine, but that's you can't tease us with something
that good.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
God, I love it.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Was the plan always to do multiple genres with Diana, and.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
I always always wanted to do multiple genres, always wanted
to create, like all types of music I would love
to do like I got, I got one heavy metal song,
but it's not it's not it's not where it needs
to be.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Yeah, I'm like, yeah, like you, you don't have to
play that one yet.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Yeah, but the.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
Lyrically, now my mouth.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Look at you looking at this like it's the genter table,
a baddy boot boodie straight out of a good fable.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
I bet you like it all and proper.

Speaker 6 (39:27):
With my big I ain't a proper.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
I have the secret that nobody knows except the ladies
with the skin tight pen in house, it's on peaches
a green until we powdered the nose because in the
bathroom it's where we met on inside by joints.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
You've got that. That that's a hell of an anthem
as well too.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Yeah, that's how you're gonna stay up. Oh, my how
did and it goes on? This is like a four
minute song.

Speaker 4 (40:10):
That's so fun. I would run to that.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
I was thinking.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
I was thinking with that one so because I want
all my songs to end up in movies and TV
shows and commercials and like for products and all this stuff.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
So I was thinking for.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
That one, I would actually shoot it as a short
film and show like the whole thing, like the music
is going and like you see it all happen, and
it'd be four minutes.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
Damn, submitted to the Oscars. Let's see what's that? I
love it? I love it.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
How did Diane Warren? Why did she? You said she
was dm U?

Speaker 3 (40:40):
Yeah, she slid in my DN.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Why did she want to work music? I mean, you're
a huge media and actor, But why is it that
she saw something and wanted to work with your music wise?

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Well, I think she wanted to work with me music
wise because I sing good, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, Grammy
Award winner for my comedy album and in both of
my specials. I created the music for both of those specials.
So like the last one, Black Mental Viz sang Havingniguila
and then I added like a hip hop spin to it.
And the first one I did, from the Hoods of Hollywood,

(41:09):
I wrote like a whole rap song and I have
some of my friends help me put it together. But
we did a whole rap song where I'm like, yeah,
from the hoods of Hollywood here I am blah blah blah.
And so she heard that and then she like, you know,
and she seen me in a few movies and she's like,
she just loved the tone of my voice, just speaking
voice too. She thought that that was really good and
that I could pull it off. And I was like

(41:29):
happy that she believed in me and was like, let's
do this. But I feel like Diane warren Snoop Dogg,
Little Wine, bust A rhymes like these are e forty
Like these are people that been believing in me for
a long time as far as music goes, and been
making music with me. And I'm like so grateful because
these are all people I look up to, Like Diane Warning.
I've been dancing to her song since.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
I was born. Can you fit Me?

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Like she makes those earworm songs.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
To shug in your head like her, I'm so grateful
for it.

Speaker 5 (42:01):
Well, I'm so excited you're jumping in and we all
get to listen to all of your incredible creations because
that that's just a little bit of and it's different.
It's not like everyone else's music. That's what's so cool
about it. And I wanted to say we we were
talking about all the lows and the have you had your.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
Highest high yet?

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Like?

Speaker 4 (42:17):
What what has been the moment where you think you
thought yourself, I've made it? This is it? This is
as good as it gets.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Every time I think that, then like two months later
it's something even better.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
So I just, you know, just keep thinking that every day.
Every time I go take a poop on my own,
I'm like, look.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
At your girl, you are pooping in the Hawaii House.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
You don't get better than it probably does.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Let's hope.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
Go ahead, ass, go ahead.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
As I think, I keep thinking, you just joking when
you tell some of the stories, I see, Did you
really sign your name on that desk at the White House?

Speaker 3 (42:58):
Naha?

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Okay, well wait you're making faces like maybe you did?
You didn't you did?

Speaker 6 (43:07):
Did?

Speaker 5 (43:07):
She?

Speaker 4 (43:08):
I can't tell. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
Why where do you think it's gonna happen if they
see it?

Speaker 1 (43:13):
I don't know. I don't think you think.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
They think they're gonna arrest me?

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Or do you think I'm gonna have to become the
vice president of the United States of America.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
I couldn't tell if you were seriously not on that story,
but you're saying.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
No, Yeah, I feel like I should say no, just
get it, not not get put in jail for graffiti.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
That'll be the next thing Tiffany had is doing graffiti
at the White House. There, that's why our ass gets
sitting in the White House jail. But the White House
jail is nice, but will it'll.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Be a DC jail.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
You don't think they got a jail at the White House?

Speaker 4 (43:45):
No, I think it's DC.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
You sure they don't got a jail at the White House?

Speaker 1 (43:48):
You trying to get arrested?

Speaker 2 (43:53):
I could have sworn, I see it's something looked like
it might be having a jail still there.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
It's possible.

Speaker 6 (44:00):
You don't think South.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
You sure like it might have a dungeon. You think
I get put in the dungeon at the White House.
They gotta have a dungeon at the White House.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
We saw you recently and we just saw bad boys.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
For Oh, did you have fun.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Oh we had flash, but you show up and steal
the show in a way. That's pretty incredible.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
We know what's crazy is Will Smith called me that
I have been campaigning to get on this in this movie.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
And I didn't really bother Will with it.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
I was bothering like the producers and the director, like
the people that do the hiring. That's why I was bothering.
And then Will calls me out of nowhere. It's like, Tiffany,
we got a role for you in Bad Boys for
do you want to do?

Speaker 3 (44:48):
I was like yes.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
He was like, let me tell you what the role is.
I said, yeah, tell me what the role is. So
he starts explaining to me and he starts saying what
I said in the in the movie, and I.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
Clutched my pearls so hard. I said, oh, oh, Will,
I was and I was lapping. He was like, you
cool with that? Can you say it? I said, I'm
cool with that. I just don't know how I feel about.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Hearing you say that, like to hear you cuss, to
hear you say stuff like that, I don't know how
that makes me. It makes me uncomfortable. And he was like, wow,
it cause you are the Fresh Brands, clean cut, you know, cuss.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
It was like, Tiffany, I cussed.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
I'm like, I know I've been around you cussing, but
I'm just this is weird to hear you say that.
And then and then he was like to hear me
say what I said?

Speaker 3 (45:30):
What you just said? And then he did the line
I did it again and I was like, yeah, yeah that,
I said.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
You know what, I'm gonna say it, and I might
put a little spin on it and like clean it
up so it could be on TV. Maybe we give
you some takes so you can put it on TV.
But he was like, no, we want you to say it.
We want you to.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Say it say.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
I was like, okay, and I'm gonna ask some extra
stuff to it. He was like, you can add whatever
you want to and I added a whole lot.

Speaker 4 (45:50):
Well, it was memorable, Thank you, very very memorable.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
But to hear will Smith say that was crazy?

Speaker 1 (45:56):
To me, that was that was crazy. Yes, what's next
for you? I know you talked about dates of your
comedy show. You got music, and then more music is
going to be coming. Yeah, I got books only a couple.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
Of months, but not even a couple not even a
couple of not even.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
Just a month, Yeah, a little over a month. It has
been out.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Seems like a huge year for you and it's just
halfway through.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
Yeah, you know, and I'm not even sleepy yet. That's
a lie. No I got.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
I'm going to Africa and I'm gonna shoot some I'm
shooting TV show over there. Then there's gonna be a
couple more movies that come out, and then hopefully, hopefully
by the time I come back from Africa, I got
like diplomatic community in like five Afrobeat songs, and then yeah,

(46:51):
I'll drop probably drop another song in September or October,
and then uh you know. Then then there's a comedy tour.
I'm going to Europe. Want to do comedy in Europe.
That should be interesting.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
Where are you going in Europe?

Speaker 3 (47:04):
Germany? Uh? Uh, Berlin.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
I think I'm going to Amsterdam, London for sure. I'm
trying to get to Croatia. I'm gonna be in Italy.
I might get pregnant in Italy. You know, they say
they go down in Italy. I watched that documentary about
the Black women in Italy. That's where you that's where
they love you. They worship you in Italy, the men
and they worship the women. It's what I understand. I mean,

(47:29):
I've been there before and I'm just gonna say that
I enjoyed myself.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
When's the show in Italy?

Speaker 3 (47:35):
It's on my website. I don't know off the top
of my head.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Might be in town, you might be in Italy.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
There's gonna be in November. I believe it's November. Octoby
November as a European pushing Octoby November.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
Yeah. If you if you know any handsome men being
in the trust.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
But you're dating already, you're you're dating several people in fact.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
Yeah, but nobody's locked in, man, nobody's locked it. Nobody's
got the hood from the inside.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
Wait, so I know we're gonna run.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
I'm not in a committee relationship with any of the there,
it is none of them.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
I'm paying my mortgage, that's the other thing. Who's paying
a mortgage? Wait? No, I don't even have mortgage.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
I'm wearing. I gotta stop saying mortgage. Who's paying the property?

Speaker 3 (48:13):
Tech?

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Isn't it nice to get out of that, to not
have a mortgage, to be out of that? Yeah? You
made it girl, Yeah, yeah, you made.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
Fourteen properties later.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
Yeah, amazing.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
Every time I do a movie by buy a smart
piece property.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
It's like Monopoly day.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
And I'm housing a bunch of foster youth and getting
ready to open the grocery store.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
So whoever I get with is.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
Gonna have to be okay with me doing big things
in the community.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Is that what you're most proud of? I was called
I'll only use a name because she did it on cameras,
not name drop we halle Berry. When I started an
interview with her, I mentioned I was like, yeah, you're
Oscar winner, known as iconically beautiful. Before I could get
anything else, she stopped me. It's like, why are you
going there? I'm a mother, you know, I'm a mom.
You know I'm so proud of be She went, She

(49:02):
just went into this thing about we always see sometimes
people as this thing or something other than a human
being than a mom or sister. What is the thing
you talk about? Your your charitable work a lot, But
what is the thing for its family? Where that's that work,
where that's the movie work. What is it you're most
proud of?

Speaker 2 (49:18):
My garden, the garden I'm proud of the food that
I grow and how I'm able to share it. I'm
proud of my ability to teach others how to do
the same thing, if not better. I'm super proud of
all the kids that we work with with the Foundation,
and like the kids that I work with even before
the Foundation that are now adults that are doing amazing things.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
I'm like one girl, she was a game backer.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
She's now in equestrian like you know, like to see
that like that, like it makes it makes me emotional,
Like I don't have kids on my own, but I
know that I've helped raise a lot of kids and
they're doing amazing things. Doctors, catering services, like, they're doing
so much cool stuff. Land owners They've saw how I
did it. I told them what they should do. Listen,

(50:00):
now they owning property. Like it to me, That's what
I'm most proud of. Like my my immediate relationships, and
I get very emotional about them because I know like
how hard it is to be a part of that
system and feeling like nobody cares about you and and

(50:21):
and to be able to care for them and give
them like the guidance they need and I'm not holding
their hand I'm just you know, showing up here and
there and being there. They call me, I'm there for them.
But like, I think that's the thing I'm most proud of,
Like helping to create productive, awesome humans, Like being a
part of a good thing is Yeah, I think that's

(50:42):
what I'm most proud of. And that I could dance
better than you and challenge I'm sorry I got to
do that clients.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
I have to add because I am such a fan
of a lot of comedians, would study comedians when I
was a kid and watch I wasn't supposed to watch
Eddie Murphy Robber, watch it over and over. But you
all are on this same amount rushmore if people throw
that around, but you all were just some of the grades.
So you're in that category. But I didn't like and
it hurting, It sucks, and it was all the controversy,

(51:17):
the whole thing with Kat Williams. Can anything? Would you
I'm not gonna get too deep into it, but have
you talked? Would you talk? And is there any way
that that relationship? But we could ever see you all
do something together to where we're past all this. I
talked to Cat since all that.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
Yeah, I talked to Cat. Cat is cool, God is cool.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
He's a genius, marketing genius as far as I'm marketing genius,
as far as I'm concerned. And people, if I've if
I have learned nothing in this business, I've learned that
people graduvitate to the negative.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
They run to it.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
If you want to sell out a show, to put
some negative stuff out there, and they will come running.
They like to see a fight. They like to see
a fight. I'm not gonna fight with you. I'm gonna
do like Pitty Pat like okay here, like I'm not
gonna fight with Kat like I look up to that man.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
I love him.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
I respect him as a I don't okay, maybe take
me take love back. I like him a lot and
I respect him. I respect him more than I respect
a lot of people out here, because I know what
struggles he went through. I know what he's been through
to get to where he's at. I don't know about
these three thousand books that he read, but I do know.
I do know that he's done a lot of shows
and that it's not easy to be a comedian. It's hard.

(52:34):
I personally like when he first talked mess about me
the first time back in twenty eighteen.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
He called me immediately when he left the Rays.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
I talked to him immediately, and he apologized, and he
was like, I know I threw you under the bus,
but I didn't like that lady, and it seemed like
she really liked you, and I wanted to hurt her,
and blah blah blah. I'm like, yeah, well you need
to publicly apologize, you know. He at the Emmys. At
the mes he got down on one knee and TI
I apologize and like, you know, bowed down at my
feet and said you the queen and all this stuff,

(53:03):
and we took some pictures. But I don't think that
was a public apology. That wasn't That wasn't the same.
And then you know, he let to bring like here's
the thing. You bring up, Tiffany Hottish, you're gonna get clicks.
Like he said my name in that interview, which club
show show?

Speaker 3 (53:17):
He said my name.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
He didn't really say what I did or didn't do,
but he said, oh she everybody knows she wasn't at
what you call it, but she wasn't at the comedy store.
You know, there wasn't no lines around the corner of
her yet and I said that in the documentary. I
used to go sneak into the show and watch the show.
I wasn't allowed to be in there. I was a
miner and they would put me out. But why didn't
Kat tell about how he used to put me out
the casino. I used to sneak into his shows too,

(53:40):
and he would put me out because I wasn't supposed
to be in there. I was a minor. They would
put me out so I didn't get to perform, but
I eventually I did. Eventually later on I did, and like,
but he didn't say it to me. He didn't say
nothing bad about me wow to me.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
He didn't say nothing that I hate to hear because
we were the public perceptions that are our favorite comedians
are out there battling each other. They hate each other.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
And I sent him a script just before before that
I went down. I sent him a script. He's like, Okay,
this need to be changed, that need to be changing
all right, back back back.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
It's all marketing and promotion.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
But I would never do that to him. And if
I'm doing it to him right now, I apologize because
that's not my intention. I really love his comedy. I
think he's dope. He's very very talented, and he's a genius.
And when I have conversations with him, I feel like
I grow a little bit as an individual. But I'm
not finish sit out here in bashlist man, and I
don't think he's bashing me. And he did that one

(54:36):
time though, But other than that, ye, I mean he apologized.
I'm over, I'm making money, I got, I got multiple.

Speaker 4 (54:42):
Homes fourteen And I love what you said.

Speaker 5 (54:45):
I mean it is you get to a point where
you've gotten too enough success, you've done enough amazing things
where people then want to make money off of you,
no matter.

Speaker 4 (54:53):
If it's a selfie in a police station or if it's.

Speaker 5 (54:56):
A photographer of oparazzi coming after you or a fellow comedian.
I mean it.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
It's exhausting, but you're winning still. Look at you.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Yeah, And I don't mind taking pictures. I used to
like taking pictures as a kid. I'll take some pictures now.
But if I'm in a bad mood or if I'm
not feeling like it, I'm gonna be I'm gonna gracefully
say no, not today, not now. Let's look at each
other's eyes and make a memory.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
Where are we today? Are you going to be you're
in the eye looking into the eye mood? Or can
we take a picture with you?

Speaker 2 (55:20):
We could definitely take We can definitely take a picture.
I'd rather take a picture with her because you kind
of I feel like you throw it off a little ugly.
But yeah, you gotta tell these men they.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
Ugly keeps you keep the men humble. You're like, look
at your ugly.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
What you can see that confidence level. You'll know what
they think of themselves immediately. They'll either acknowledge it and
laugh or they don't acknowledge it at all, which is like,
you couldn't be possibly talking about me, but.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
You didn't acknowledge it.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
You didn't acknowledge it at all, Which lets me know
that he he knows, he not know, he see himself.
He like, look at you. You probably be in the
middle in the mirror talking to yourself. T J.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
You are handsome. I'm the stellar guy. Look at those eyes.
I like your new mold right there. That you there,
that's hot. You're a good man. You're winning out here.
You protect Look at you. Look at those shoulders. Look
at that gate, J. Your gate is crazy, Like I'm
sure you'd be doing that that smile. Look at how
pink your gums are. Your beautiful.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
I hate to be predictable. I hate to be predictable.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
So I love this little vein that come in your
forehead every time you smile.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Okay, okay, back the cat, we can.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
You gotta do that for yourself though, you know that's
important to do that for yourself. You can't expect it
from nobody else if you don't do it for yourself.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
And why you crying? Because I see you it's tearing up.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
What is that is that you know me other than anybody?
Is that of my my eyes watering?

Speaker 5 (56:54):
When you laugh, you get like he has to pull out?

Speaker 3 (56:58):
Is that because you don't cry?

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Oh? Are you crying publicly? Privately? Name it? I'll cry.
Oh yeah, that's so healthy. I cried here plenty of times.

Speaker 6 (57:10):
Good.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
Where you get out of here, you'll probably cry.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
No, no, no, no, no no no, all right. I can't.
When I see a man cry, it just break me down.
I start crying. And then this makeup is so good
right now in the eyelash, just get the falling off.
I start crying. You cry, I'm gonna cry.

Speaker 5 (57:24):
Okay, No, Well, you got a woman off?

Speaker 3 (57:32):
Yeah, there you go. Put my big girl picknies on
on my biggest Maxi pad.

Speaker 5 (57:36):
Let's do this and maybe we can end because we'll
put this in. We want to end with your song.
We want to put it on the podcast. We got
the rights. We're very excited, so we want to make
sure we get it out there. So we'll end the
podcast with the song on the end.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
How about that?

Speaker 3 (57:48):
That's perfect?

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Folks. Always catch us on our official Instagram at Amy
and TJ podcast Timody how It is an absolute pleasure
to see you again. And here the book is out
now I curse you with it. Joy. This single is
out now? Woman up? What's next? What am I missing?

Speaker 4 (58:05):
Our singles drop? And more movies come in?

Speaker 2 (58:07):
Ye? More TV shows, comedy specials, Yeah, comedy shows, reality shows,
movies about Africa.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
Yeah, she's doing it.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Congratulations on all of it.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
There's a grocery store coming to Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
Yeah, been in a grocery store, but not just your
typical every day grocery store.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
Does diaspora groceries.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
I like it, right. Where is it going?

Speaker 2 (58:30):
Yeah, it's going to South Central first, wow. Yeah, and
it's going to be very different. Most of the products
will come from black vendors and black farmers bipock preferably,
and then after that we'll get you know, go outside,
and then there'll be financial literacy classes and cooking classes. Amazing, Yeah,
because I believe because first of all, they took on
the economics out of school, so people don't even know

(58:51):
how to run their households. And I feel like, once
you know how money works and you know how food works,
you become a more happier, productive human being. And if
you're more happier and productive, family more happier and productive.
And if the family's more happier and productive, the community
will be more happier, productive, and it'll be less need
for police. And that's my way of curing systemic racism.

Speaker 4 (59:10):
I mean seriously, that deserves an.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
Aplot mental health and physical health as well, tivity hash
and we will wrap it up here, folks, letting you
take a listen to Woman Up by Tiffany. Never singing
like this, looking like this, looking like shit, never sing
your soul down there ain't no doubt. Gotta snap out

(59:33):
of this. I hate to see you, I hate to
sound this way, this way, lying in your bed, covers
over your head, thinking that it's over, but it's not.

Speaker 3 (59:49):
Just stop.

Speaker 6 (59:51):
And woman up all listen together, what's the time? Tough
to top?

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
Girl that you don't get up?

Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
Time to get less?

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
Right?

Speaker 6 (01:00:09):
Wait, don't get better? Woman up?

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
Look at you there acting like a victim.

Speaker 4 (01:00:23):
Go what is this?

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
I just can't believe. You just can't be you bro.
You better fix this. You can't go on. You can't
go one more day this way lying in your bed,
covers over your head.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
Get off that victim train.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
Your stop, grab hold of yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
And woman up up holding together.

Speaker 6 (01:00:59):
Where top up to girdle that you and don't we
get up?

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
Time again? Got contract?

Speaker 5 (01:01:10):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
Congo, cametta?

Speaker 5 (01:01:13):
No, my.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
U? Woman, pull the shada, turn the lights on and
get chappar down, get Chappie on, dish to p aybody.
The body's over setting loose, don't lose that nim keeps

(01:01:36):
met You down.

Speaker 6 (01:01:39):
And woman a fall together with the top, top up
to girdle. That's you and don't we get up?

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Time again? Cars contract?

Speaker 6 (01:01:57):
Wait cockle cametta?

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Well my no.

Speaker 6 (01:02:06):
And woman, I'm I'm talking about well together on this
war times up to like go like you sure?

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
What?

Speaker 6 (01:02:19):
Don't get up? Time again? Less contract way and go
get better.

Speaker 5 (01:02:27):
No, no, I'm not

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Woman up.