Brawl at the Golden Corral

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Uh, didn't get to the story major story. I don't
know if you've ever eaten the Golden Corral buffet. I
love the Golden Crawl buffet. My kids love the Golden
Crowd Buffet. It's really it's really well, it's it's for
a certain kind of person. You're wanting to win. You're
wanting to win a buffet. I'm sorry, how do you win? Exactly?
Win by knowing that you ate your money's worth. I

(00:24):
don't remember what it costs. It's not real expensive and
not real good. Anyway, they had a freakas at one
in Pennsylvania, forty person brawl at the Golden Corral, and
I've seen the pictures. It looks like one of those
old timey Western movies where the where the saloon where
everybody's fighting at the same time, like hitting people with

(00:48):
chairs and tipping over tables and everything like that. It
looks exactly like that. Forty people. Yes, Michael, I have
a customertist that was there. Really okay, cool mask and everything.
Nobody can hear. No, sometimes there's a lot of commotions.
Then the cooks behind they are talking. Nobody can hear nobody.
You have to speak up loud I grabbed the chair

(01:08):
to defend myself and then to the lad that was it.
Punches were getting throne, chairs were gaining throne. You name it.
You can call it, cups, glasses, everything, you name it. Yeah,
that may be a nice fellow. I'm sure he's good
at what he does for a living, but he's not
much of a storyteller. So the cook's voices were muffled,
so people started bashing each each other's heads in with chairs. Well,

(01:29):
there's a shortage of steak, and two parties involved in
uh and and want in the next steak when it
finally came out. You really win the buffet by eating
the expensive stuff. I mean, you can't eat enough cold
slaw to get your money's worth, but the steak you can. Anyway,
one family cut in front of another, punches were thrown,
and then that's what happened. And because you're at the

(01:50):
golden crowd. Let's see this is as a guy who's
been to a lot of waffle houses and Golden corrals,
the crowd matters because if you're at Morton's and two
people got into a fight, which probably never have anyway,
but if they did, none of the other patrons are
going to get involved. But are at the waffle House
and the Golden Crowl, people right a fight and run
over and everybody's gonna join it and just started throwing

(02:11):
punches in people with chairs. It's just the crowd. Man. Well,
I wouldn't know. I don't attend these places, but I'll
take your word for it. When you're at the Golden
Crowl and you're using the chocolate fountain, you got to
kind of put in the back of your mind that
there have been a hundred little kids stick their hands
in there today. You just got to try to put
that out of your mind as you're dipping your fruit

(02:33):
in the chocolate fountain. That's why I gave you an
immune system. As far as i'm I haven't been in
one of those places since I was thirty years old.
I'm certain of that. For the same reason you wouldn't
take a tour of a beer factory. What good could
possibly come of it? God, my kids love the Golden Crawl.
I mean they would if I told him today we're
going to gold Crowl tonight, they'd be so happy to
be Like Christmas. Well, it's like food heaven. If you're

(02:55):
a youngster, you know, or or or a big old bark,
strong and jetty,