April 22, 2025 • 55 mins
Liza Treyger joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how purple is a fake color, Jessica Simpson vows to keep drinking snake sperm, pub emus back after being banned and Danish couple flees eco retreat and leaves behind 150 barrels of human waste!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, Scotty, are you ready.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Oh Curty b I'm ready to love and love and love.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Oh purple isn't real, Science says, it's your brain is
just making it up.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Okay, color me enticed. I didn't know where you're going
with that, and I'm in and I want to learn
the curiosities of the world. On a very fun, delightful
and exciting episode of Bananas Podcast, your World of Head.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Would you your mid.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Nosillion pieces ba.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Ba bana.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Guys, gals, non binary pals, Welcome to Bananas. I'm Kurt
Brown Older, Hi'm.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Banan Boy number two Scotty Landas. Thank you for listening
to this little podcast. Over was coming to you live
to tape from four different places, but.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
You know where's We'll all be in one place.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
May eighth, Chicago at the Den Theater. Guys, this was
a stand up show that I was going to do
by myself. I roped Scottie into it because I'm going
to be taping a special in Chicago later and I
don't want to do a full hour right before I tape,
So now we're just doing this delightful Bananas Podcast. May eighth, Chicago,
(01:32):
Come on out, tickets on bananaspodcast dot com bananas podcast
dot com.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
You go to the Den Theater and buy tickets on
their website. You've been there before. Those are always good crowds.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Oh my god, the best. I love Chicago so much.
I gotta get this pert. I gotta get our guest on.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
We gotta get her on. We're chomping at the bid
over here.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Our guest today is a comedian. You've seen her as
Jade on Netflix A Survival of the Thickest. You listen
to her religiously on her SVU podcast That's Messed Up,
and you could watch her brand new comedy special on
Netflix right now. Night Owl, Please welcome the wonderful, the
(02:15):
infamous Lisa Tragger.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
True Wow, thank you.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
What an intro. We're all company men. You know it's fun.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
We're siblings under the same umbrella. The umbrella exactly right, Lisa.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
And bananas are my favorite fruit.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
And you know what, I was just thinking, have you
guys dressed for Alloween ever as the bananas and pajamas?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
We have not yet.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
No, that's like a good idea, I would think.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, I agree with that. We should do that.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Also, I'm fee cute, fun and you'll have like a song. Yeah, Lisa,
every time you walk into a place.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I just I just found out today on Instagram that
you don't think Luigi Mangioni did it.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I don't. I don't.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
I think I think someone did it, and I wish
that they were more committed to finding that person, even
if it took longer or I think it's like a
specific hit. I think whoever did it as a professional
cock that gun wild. I think the time like it's
just a lot of the things don't make sense or
click for me.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I love it. I love it.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
And on top of the trumped up charges like to
you know, charging someone with terrorism, there's just a lot
of tomfoolery going on.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I don't trust the plate there.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah, I like it because in the clip, there's a
clip on Instagram please doing this bit at what at Gotham?
At Gotham and like starting the bit, the audience is
could not be more silent, and you just keep hitting
them with it until you break them around, and I
really do enjoy it.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Well, you know what's funny is I did send my
guy who makes my videos the exact time stamp that
I wanted, and he decided to do about a minute
and a half before that timestamp, and then I did
message him and I go, hey, I just want to
know how I can be more clear because I'm looking
at this email of what I asked for and I
told you it was when the family from Spain. So
(04:07):
I just anyway, and then it was like the algorithms
like longer. I'm like, just let me know.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
But I like that.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I mean, that's what.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Good.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Yeah, No, it's you could tell if an audience is cooler,
not how they're on board with it. A lot of
people are just horny. Some people are in, some people
are in. And then once I start talking about all
this evidence that I because I read these court reports,
like I am trying to keep up, but it's just
like I don't trust what's going on, and I'm just
death penalty. And I also understand if you're focusing on
(04:38):
other people that are being like detained unfairly or whatever.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
There's a lot going on. So it's not like, but.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Do I have a stained glass piece that I bought
off instagram of his loafered frost ankles.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I do, I do.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
It's hanging in the house and off the glass. There's
like actual links, like metal chains heying off.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
So that was an artistic choice.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I do love I love your purchases of decorations for
your home.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
They are always.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Yeah, no, and if if he did do it, they'll
prove they'll prove it. But the burden of proof is
on the prosecution, and the defense just has to prove
that it's beyond a reasonable doubt.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
You know that it's not.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Yeah, And we only have footage from the back. All
the evidence we have has just been said by the
police to the media, but they have not handed over
the evidence to the defense, and so there's just like, uh,
illegal searches. There's just you know, the pod I'm studying
too many crimes new documentary. I don't want to bring
(05:48):
darkness here. I think people come to bananas for the fun,
for the fun. But I'm watching this Netflix doc about
the Long Island.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I watch it.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
How do you not become enraged and kind of suspicion
of what's really going on when you see the ineptitude
of and like the purposeful rejection of like actual justice
and investigative investigations.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Yes, get jaded. It's truly impossible not to be cynical.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
I have funny things back here. Look I have a
mister Potato and cookie jar. I have a little stuffed
mini cooler. I'm a fun girl.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I'm not just murder all the time.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
No you're not. I'm actually surprised by all the murder.
You are a very.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Yeah, he is also hot, and I'm not denying it. Someone, well,
someone's trying to like get me. They're like, would you
care if he wasn't hot? And I go, well, not
only is he hot, but he's rich and highly educated
and white. He's really like kind of it's everything. If
he is a murder for some sort of a cause,
it's like, it is kind of wild to be a millionaire, valedictorian,
(06:55):
sexy person that seems kind on all accounts too.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
And also from Maryland. And he went to a high
school called Gilman. It's a private high school and the
tuition every year in high school is thirty nine thousand
dollars a year. So I grew. If you saw that campus,
you would assume it was an Ivy League college, but
it is a It's sort of like even in Maryland
where they have a lot of private schools and like
(07:22):
very expensive Gilman's sort of the top dog of getting
in Wow, forty grand a year for high school. I mean,
hard to imagine a dumber decision.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Well, I know, but there.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Is people in Manhattan, and there is a comedian and
he is spending sixty four thousand dollars a year for
his kid to go to like kindergarten first grade vibes.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Now, that is faced, that is true.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
That is bananas, and that is bananas.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Do you want to you have to invest in public education? Yeah,
I want to hear about all the colors. I want
to hear about everything.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I mean, this is this is a very interesting. This
is why, as Scotty says, it's an educational podcast all
the time. This was sent him by Miriam Colette on Instagram.
Thank you, Miriam.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Since Bosstercreen Stories.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Have a story you want to send us, you can
go to our instagram, The Bananas Podcast on Instagram, or
you could email us at the Bananas Podcast at gmail
dot com.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
And to yourself a favor when you're dming us a
story on our instagram. If the headline is matched with
the craziest headshot you've ever seen, like a headshot that
couldn't possibly reel just know it's probably fake. We get
sent dozens a day. And if it is something that
is so incredibly good and usually sexual or disgusting, just
(08:43):
do a quick google. Do a quick Google see if
it's real. It'll take you fifteen seconds.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Also another hot down, another hot tip to get a
story on is if it's in the New York Times,
we have already seen it. We don't have to get
one hundred submissions of the same New York Times article.
We are definitely checking it.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
I like it.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Are your parents getting tricked by AI videos of like
cats singing them thinking it might be real?
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Or are your parents not They're not.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Just see my mom's dad's she was saved.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Barbara took the smart way out, ignored all this ship.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Here it is purple. Isn't real? Science says, okay, brain
is just making it up. This was in Popular Mechanics,
one of my favorite that's real former magazines by Elizabeth Rain.
I've been noticing. I don't know why it. I think
it's because, like I read Apple News, and Apple News
feeds me Popular Mechanics articles a lot. Okay, but Popular
(09:48):
Mechanics is the the the trashiest ship for science. It
is that crazy How every article in Popular Mechanics is
like a scientist says your brain is the universe and
then you like read it and it's just like some
(10:09):
quack who like made said one sentence once. All of
it is insane clickbait about like the universe. But this,
this is actually pretty good. Okay, So I give it
back to Popular Mechanics because Elizabeth Rain is the best
in the BIS. She makes it Rain.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Here it is.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I'm not even gonna get that deep into this article
because it involves a lot of like technicalities. I'm going
to read you the bullet points that Popular Mechanics has
laid out for us, again in a USA Today style infographic.
Here it is the human eye does not actually see purple,
as purple is not a color on the visual spectrum.
(10:48):
Second point, purple is a combination of wavelengths from opposite
extremes of the spectrum, which technically doesn't make any sense,
but our brains evolved a solution. Next point. When we
quote see a combination of blue and red wavelengths, the
brain bends the visual spectrum into a circle that joins
(11:11):
blue and red.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
At the point, I'm sorry, this is annoying, me, because
why would the other non primary colors also be fake?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Like is it at all than waves? No?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
So basically, if you look at like like ROYGBIV, like,
that's all the colors right, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet,
So there's no purple, and everybody thinks violet's purple, but
they're actually two different colors. And if I saw, I
looked it up, I was like, what's the difference, And
there is a difference slightly. Violet is like a much
(11:42):
lighter kind of more like right before ultraviolet, and purple
is more of a red blue kind of combo.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Okay, that's purple right there, purple right there.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
I'm holding. Well this is from one of our listeners.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Okay, well we'll say it's red and it has two
words on it and one of them not the cheeriest word,
but it's a darker.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
So how would we all be tricked into all seeing
the same fake things?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
So because basically meaning that like red is a specific
wavelength and blue is a specific wavelength, but there's no
specific wavelength because our eyes see color light and color
in these cones and rods, and your cones are set
up to just see like you have specific cones for
specific lengths of waves of visual light waves, and so
(12:39):
you don't have one that sees a purple. Instead, it's
these two other ones that are seeing red and blue
together and kind of making what we see as purple
in our brain. That is my very rough, non scientist
way of explaining it. Because this article is so long,
we would all be snooling.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
We should be writing for popular mechanics. I think I
totally understood what you were saying there, and and I
was lost in just thinking about rods and cones, just
thinking how did anybody figure that? Out right? The eye
is just a ball of goop.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Also, did you hear did you hear that we used
to not have the idea of blue because they think
they think that they we added a cone like tenth
that like a couple thousand years ago, we added something
in the eye like evolved a new thing to be
able to see the color blue. Because and there's like
multiple ancient texts like specifically the Iliad and the and
(13:38):
the Odyssey that refers to the ocean as being wine dark.
So they just saw blue.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
I looked it up. You were the person that told
me that. I looked it up and in Ancient Greek, Chinese, Japanese, Hebrew,
there's no word for blue, and then suddenly it starts appearing.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
And then it suddenly starts appearing, so they think that
that it was an evolutionary thing. I went crazy.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Color in our lifetime, everything's going down. I want a
new color to rise up.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
I'm ready for it.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
Well, now I'm just questioning my whole read. I'm like, one,
other colors are fake? Like am I seeing neon pink?
Or is that all a facade?
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Too?
Speaker 5 (14:11):
Like?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
What is neons? What are the neons?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Yeah? Great question. I can't answer those for you. We
we have knowledge up to a certain point and then
we're making up specifically.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Yeah, we're not We're not that bright. Well that's interesting. Also,
I love purple. Purple might be my favorite color.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Oh that's what I wanted to do. I wanted to
do favorite colors.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
I think purple is my favorite color, all.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
Right, Liza, I would say pink, all right, but I
like wearing black, like it's black and pink.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
But if I it's pink, it's pink for sure.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Yeah. And green, because when I watch its green green
or green green.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Purple can't do green or blue oh, the two boy colors.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I noticed pig you can watch You can watch Night
Out on Netflix right now, and I highly recommend it
for two reasons besides the material being fantastic. One, set
design very pink.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yeah, very pink.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Two That audience was hot. That was you could tell.
You know, I've been in enough stand You and I
met on a stand up show.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Sometimes you have to what they call in the biz
sweeten it a little bit where you raise levels on
the laughter so that it feels more full. But when
I was watching your special, I'm like, oh, this crowd
was fucking rockin that night.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Yeah. They were excited you. Yeah, they were people who
really wanted to see me. It's only like two hundred
something seats per show, so nice.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
It was people that liked me and Amanda Carzoli set
designer supersmar.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Oh greatly good. What club were you in? Were you
at the store?
Speaker 3 (15:50):
I was at the Village Underground. It was at the cellar.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
Yeah, those in the bigger room. I still wanted the bricks,
but I did want a girly five say, and she
did it.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Yeah, yeah, I'm proud of it.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Well, there's two things, like a little how the old
sausage is made because sometimes people are interested in this thing. One.
Every time we would try to do a stand up special,
people try to do a different background color, unless it's
like a brick wall or whatever. And then they always
push you to have a blue background. Every executive, the producers,
they want it blue because there's something about blue that
(16:26):
makes the comic pop and it makes people feel comfortable.
If it's red behind them, they feel attacked and they're
less likely to laugh. They kind of lean back. And
so I appreciate that yours wasn't just a blue blue curtains,
blue black drop. And then the other thing that used
to crack me up when we were doing House Party
and other stand up shows is this was Comedy Central's policy.
(16:48):
If if you either of you made a comment about
anything that isn't you so not a white guy, not
a white woman, you have to cut to the person
you're making fun of in the audience to show them laughing.
If you made a joke about us, you have to inn.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
That was like a note from Comedy Central.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
They and so when they're filming before and they go,
let's do some levels, Let's do a laugh and do
a clap everybody even before the comic comes out. Let's
do some practice laughs. They're grabbing types of people. They're
grab ethnicities, ages. If you make an old person joke,
they'll cut to the oldest person in the audience laughing
immediately after, so it calms people down at home.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
We did the opposite. We bullied a woman.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
I make fun of women with straight across bangs, and
they cut to her.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
So good, that's I.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Guess I hired some shady editors.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
That's so much better. It's real.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
It's so wild. It's just so transparent too. But yeah,
I don't know. I worked with people I liked. It
was really uh, you know, it's cool.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
And now what people on flights questioned me, I have
a brand name to throw in their face.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Oh yes, you know.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
That's really what it's all about, just brand names.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
I had mine. I had my special on United for
a little while, and so I could just click over
to it and just be like, it's right there, you
can watch it right now.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Oh my god, that's so fun.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
It was only up for like six months, but it
was pretty awesome.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Liza, did you see the Best Picture Winner of Nora?
Did you see that movie?
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Not yet? I know it's not who I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
I don't like when I feel too pressured to watch
something too, but I will watch it.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
I will.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
You know the Russian, I'll understand it. But I just
wanted Demi Moore to win so bad and now I
even more don't want to fucking watch it.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
There's an irony in there. But the reason I bring
it up is Kurt and I had a show in
Phoenix a couple of weeks ago, and on the flight,
Kurt started to watch a Nora for the first time.
And what you may know about Anora if you haven't
watched it at home, not the best plane flight.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
The first forty five minutes are so horny and so many.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Tits non stop, secks, non stop, and I was dancing.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Did you get hard?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
I was watching great question. No, it just looked like
I was watching pornography on the plane by myself, and
I was just like, I can't why why is this
even an option? On the plane?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Right nine am, nine am morning flight. So many breasts,
just nine sex scenes in a row, and thirty five minutes.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
And thirty five minutes it's just one after the other
I was having sex.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Maybe, well, maybe I'll watch the Suitor that I thought.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
There you go, Yeah, and they both look great.
Speaker 5 (19:39):
I watched Challengers on a Flight, which yess, but it's
slightly horny compared to slightly horny.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
One hundred percent. Just I watched Challenges on a Flight too,
and I did not have any issue with the amount
that people said that was like a horny movie. I
was like, yes, it is, but it's it's minor compared
to Anura. Really.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
She also was just so boring in her press, like
I kep to watching interviews and I'm like, you're giving
me nothing, Like I just can't.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Well, what's really interesting is I do think there's something
about the Academy that's like, if you do a Long
Island accent as a woman, you're getting You're getting the
Oscar Marisa Tome and my cousin Vinnie gets it, and
then and then Maddie gets it for an Aura and
it's the same accent.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
Yeah, yeah, whatever, I'm gonna love it, I'm sure, but
it's good.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Yeah, it's fun. Speaking of horny, Jonathan Stainton sent this in.
Jonathan sends a lot of great stories. Thank you so much. Unapologetic,
Jessica Simpson vows to keep drinking snake sperm forever. There
you go. This was in The Daily Beast That's Real,
written by Matt Young, who a lot of people say
(20:50):
when it comes to snake sperm best in the business.
Jessica Simpson is not sorry for admitting she drank snake sperm.
The singer first how she kept her vocals so strong
on an Instagram video posted on March twenty eighth, attributing
her longevity to an apparent Chinese herbal beverage recommended by
her vocal coach that she claims includes snake semen. She
(21:14):
did not name the drink. Again, you can google these
things fifteen seconds. You have a supercomputer in your pocket.
If you want a good vocal, you got to drink
snake sperm, she said at the time. Then, as she
was walking through lax on Sunday, Always Fun, the forty
four year old was confronted by TMZ and she vowed
(21:34):
to continue drinking it. It just really clears my throat,
she said. I'm just a great singer when I have some.
She adds like now that what she drinks it really
tastes like honey, but like a really dark honey since
there's wrong quotes. By the way, Simpson released her first
Hey here we go. This is when you know they're
just fill in space. Simpson released her first music since
(21:57):
twenty ten this month. It's called Nashville Canyon Part One,
and she performed on stage for the first time in
fifteen years.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Oh that's why this is even a newspiece. This is
just like a baked up, invented thing for people to
write an article about so that people can mention that
she's made a show, made a move.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
That's right, So PRT.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
This is dangerous because now other people are going to start,
you know, drinking sneak sperm, and their voice is not
going to get better.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
No, mine sounds exactly the same right now. When I just.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
Why you would do a sperm of a different air,
I just like people are sick.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
I'm so mad.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Well, you've you heard about speaking of this? Have you
heard about getting injections of salmon sperm?
Speaker 2 (22:40):
No?
Speaker 1 (22:41):
I have you? Have you have? I?
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Have you've heard about all the sperm? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
The people be getting injections of salm and sperm into
their face to keep their face looking young, young and fresh.
I mean, what can't salmon sperm do? Right, guys?
Speaker 5 (22:56):
I mean I guess I eat salmon eggs. I eat
little fucking you know, I eat those little balls. So
it's like, well, I guess the sperm is just as sick.
I like slipping them down, So I guess it shouldn't
be so judgmental. But you know which one really upsets me.
It's like they take blood out of you and then
inject it back into your face.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
The vampire treatment.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
I'm just not pain, not into pain or drinking sperm.
But I also don't have, Like I guess, tiny pores
are an incredible vocal.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
So oh, that's what you want, and the incredible vocals.
That's a good name for a band. What's up, Oliver,
Tiny pores and the incredible vocal? Uh all? Jessica Simpson
so again walking in the airport, which is like TMZ's,
it's a PR stunt for sure. She She was asked
(23:49):
if she would be officially endorsing the Chinese product and
the Employee of the Months star joked, what year did
Employee of the Month come out? I mean, like two
thousand and five, two thousand and two.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
It must have been just like a twenty year old,
twenty three year old joke.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
That's a cool reference, she joked. Well, I can't even
read the bottle, so I don't know how good I
would be for some infomercial. Okay, relatable, weird thing to say. However,
Simpson isn't ruling out hawking her own snake sperm brand.
One day. Maybe I'll make my own, she teased. Maybe, sure,
I should make my own. What a good sport she's
(24:25):
always been.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
She's I had my brother used to live in Thailand.
He lived in Bangkok, and I visited him when I
was in my twenties and bought some It was a
Chinese liquor that had a snake in it. I brought
it to your house, do you remember that, Scottie? Of course,
brought it to your house for a party, and then
(24:49):
like we popped it open and started drinking. But it
was a full dead snake, just dipped in like brandy
or something, and you could like see it, it was
in there, and then we were all like taking shots
of it, and it was it was upset. It was
upsettingly disgusting.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
It was disgusting, made your mouth a little numb, yu,
but it was gross. There was no benefit to it.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
There was no benefit to it. We were also already drunk.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
We were already so drunk we couldn't have felt the difference.
But I remember the smell specifically, and I don't need
to go back for more. But no, what do I know?
Speaker 3 (25:24):
What do they like? Do they like the numbing like
or is it just the thing to like sell to
white people.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
I don't know. I think it's supposed to be like
about virility. That's what I that's what I have come
to understand that that's those snake drinks are about virility
in some way.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
And what does that word mean for the people I know?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Oh yeah, yeah, for like you getting big boners, that's okay, that's.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
It's a strong sex drive.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Yeah, it all goes back down to being horny. I guess.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Also, snake is a weird one to get your horny.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
No, that's like it's a sexy animal, unfortunate is it
a yeah like Britney spears as, it's like Medusa, you know.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
M hm, sex mythological.
Speaker 5 (26:10):
Well that's the old thing. The men, I mean, they're
also rape bee but sorry, I.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Just can't stop.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
The men would leave her alone. But it's because she
was so hot, even with her snakehead. That's like the
whole point. I just did a show. Not to brag,
but I have to perform and hold to chinchillas while
I performed.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Well, I don't even can't even imagine what that looks
like a little bit bigger than a like a hamster.
Speaker 5 (26:37):
Yeah, yeah, but so soft. I held one and then
it started nibbling me, so they had to give me
another one. And then everyone got to pick an animal
to perform with, and one girl was holding two steaks.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Was this just a local show in New York City
in Brooklyn?
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Yeah, I Williamsburg, I.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Want to do that. I'm moving Do you know I'm
moving back? I'm moving back east when July first base?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Wow, summer? Okay, this is exciting.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Yeah, get the armadillos ready, this guy's happening. What was?
Speaker 3 (27:07):
What was? Why?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Just a whole bunch of reasons. We can talk about
them all.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
Oh yeah, yeah, sorry sorry sorry.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
But yeah, I'll be moving back to Jersey.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Baby.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Okay, great, great, great?
Speaker 5 (27:20):
Ye wait yeah this show. There's a parrot, a tortoise,
a dove, two snakes, some other weird lizard, a beard,
and dragon and then the chinchillas.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Oh yeah, this is why I want to why I
want to say New York City again.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
No, my friend held the beard a dragon.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
They don't move like my sister worked at a school
where the kindergarten class had a bearded dragon that like
would lounge around while the teacher taught. The chinchillas were moving.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
It was hard.
Speaker 5 (27:50):
I had to do a shelf and they're kind of
like running and you got to keep them safe make
sure they don't fall.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
But they're climbing, they're moving is awesome.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
Yeah, they're definitely of it around, so you have to
be really present.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Well.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
They kept being like make sure you don't just do
your bits, like an acknowledge of the animal. I'm like,
what psychopath would come on and ignore that they have
like a snake on them, But.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Whatever, I probably would do.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
When you're a kid, like up until god, what is
the threshold age, It might be like twenty two, up
until you're twenty two. You're walking around, you see somebody
on the boardwalk, you see somebody at a carnival and
they're holding giant snake, and you think that's cool. Now
I ride I'd a picture with that and then you
turn twenty two and you go, who does this? Who
makes this decision to carry a six foot snake in public?
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And it becomes a big part maybe their entire personality,
not just a big part of it. There is a
crossroads where you go, I'm an adult now, I would
not do that, and I don't understand why this person
is doing that. I'm going to keep my distance from
the person, not the snake.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
No reptile lovers need to be watched trusted.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
What about amphibians? What about like?
Speaker 2 (29:06):
See?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
That's the thing is I.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Think except beard and dragons are cool.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
But so I think we're months away from having a snake.
Speaker 5 (29:15):
And she's not that trustworthy if a big honest she's
spilling those secrets.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
And you know it it is true.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
What kind of snake does she want?
Speaker 1 (29:28):
I mean, I think she'll probably want the biggest snake
she can get.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Yeah, how does it feel to have a snake? Girl?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
I kind of like it. I really do like it.
It's it's like unique and nerdy in a very cool way.
I think, Uh so I support it. I don't want
to buy the things that the snake has to eat.
I don't want to do that. That's brutal because that's
just constantly buying mice to put in the cage. I remember,
(29:59):
I think I had a snake once. I at least
had something that ate mice for a little while at least,
and buying them to feed to the snake is always
a bummers like.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
I would say, so, but good news, curve ball python
in the wild lives up to ten years. So ten
years this is you can get it. Suit.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
I'm not taking care of it after she goes to college,
all right, I'm gonna tease us into a into our
thumbs ups.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
I just had like a whole vision of you, like
you know, all of it goes off to college, and
then you take the snake to some forest preserve, river,
just throw it into the wild.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Yes, let it go live. What could go wrong?
Speaker 1 (30:44):
So do you remember do you remember Scottie? Back in
twenty twenty, we covered a story about a pub that
banned these two specific emuses in Australia. Of course, so
the EMUs have returned and they've brought reinforcements with them.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Great, great, okay, thumbs ups. Viva aka Treasure Chest is
thumbing up her burlesque troop New Moon Cabaret. They are
Santa Fe's only karaoke burlesque troop, and they sing and perform,
and I mean we gotta go.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Yeah, I'm never I didn't even know it was possible
to have a troop for burlesque. This is fantastic.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
I think they're great. Viva says she's making her dreams
come true at age sixty two with a bunch of amazing.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Pop Hell yeah, hell yes.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
So if you live, if you're a ban animal near Santa
Fe and you like people almost getting naked and singing, boy,
the New Moon Cabaret will top the charts. Grouchy Eric
wants to thumb his brother Kevin way up. Kevin is
two hundred and fifty days sober, dry as a bone,
and committed to continuing. That's good, right on. Similarly, Laura Kelly, maybe,
(31:55):
Lara Kelly, I'm sorry about that. It's la r R.
How would y'all say that, Lara, Laura? Laura Kelly wants
to thumb her partner Griffin up for doing a dry
three sixty five. He went alcohol free from birthday to birthday,
and Laura is so proud of you for sticking to it.
(32:15):
This is a sweet one. We don't usually do birthdays
or anniversaries, Lisa, but sometimes you just got to. Mostly
the names of these parents. Lara Johnson wants to thumb
up her parents, Barbara and Willie for fifty years of marriage.
They're lovely, supportive parents who are always willing to help
grandkids or grand dogs. I mean, I had to do it.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Oh, don't do.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
It, Barbara and Willie fifty years.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Come on, Babs and Wills.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Slick Willy and Babs. Last, but not least, a Violet
Toller wants to thumb up her amazing mom, Carrie, who
opened up a brick and mortar cafe in the Dallas
Fort Worth area after two years of very hard work.
The cafe is called Clove Cafe, and Violet says it
is amazing to watch her mom accomplish her dreams. So
(33:05):
to all the Dallas Fort Worth ban animals, and there
actually are quite a few. That's a very big listenership
for us. Go to Clove Cafe, get some coffees, get
your cappuccino on, get some bake goods, and if you
see Carrie, tell her the Banana boys sent you. Oh hell,
thumbs up to you.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Thumbs up. And of course we are here with the
delightful piece of trigger. You can go watch her Netflix
special right now on Netflix. Then it's definitely on Netflix
Night Owl Hiles.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Yeah, it's Me.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
And Survival the Thickest on Netflix. Yeah that's Streamer. You're
the queen of Netflix.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
Well yeah, Mi, Shelby Choe's the number one queen. Try
to chase that because she I need to host some
sort She hosts a barbecue show. Nicole Buyer hosts a
pastry you know, a baking show.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
She does.
Speaker 5 (33:57):
Oh, I need to get in there. I need to
host some sort of a food show on that network.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
What do you think?
Speaker 5 (34:03):
And then I give you the running. Maybe a sandwich show.
I really love sandwiches. Maybe a sandwich competition. What are
you doing up and now? Like a little dentist.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Yeah, Kurt has a rising standing desk and at some
point after the thumbs up, he gets up on his
feet stretches those stems a little bit.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Yeah for the seventh in inc stretch, I get up here,
move it about a little bit. I think a sandwich
show is such a good idea.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Should I pitch it? Should a sandwich show?
Speaker 5 (34:34):
Because it's endless, it's endless, how many sandwiches you can make.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
I think it really is endless.
Speaker 5 (34:41):
And now people are switching breads. People now are like
fried pickles thinly sliced.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Me using that for bread and stuff. People are really
losing their bites.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
I mean, I think maybe sandwiches one of my favorite
ways of gaining sustenance. I love a sandwich.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Any type of day.
Speaker 5 (35:01):
It works for breakfast, lunch, or dinner, nighttime, anytime, mm hmm.
And it could be small and cob packs or you know,
Scooby doo.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yeah. I mean, one of the one of the things
I'm very much looking forward to on the East Coast
is getting back to a breakfast sandwich. Breakfast sandwiches for
some reason. Do you remember Scotty when I when we
were in Denver and I tried to order a bacon,
egg and cheese on a roll. The guy they could
not understand that I didn't want to omelet. They couldn't.
(35:33):
It couldn't could. I was like, you like it, like
imagine an omelet, but it's all separated, it's on a roll.
That's how it is.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Sandwich for him. And then they blew it. They didn't
even do it right.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
They made it made maybe an oblet and put it
in between the.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Seed. At which Manhattan bodega's crank out like bacon, egg
and cheese sandwiches on English muffins or on rolls. Is
it is lightning fast like crazy when they have those
five dudes lined up and they're like, what do you have?
And you just say, like egg and cheese on a roll.
It will be there in thirty seconds. I don't know
(36:11):
how they've mastered it, but it's uh, it is a
lost art form. It's lost on the West coast.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Oh yeah, I wish my guy would speed at the
fuck up.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
But you got takes, you got chinchillas on your shoulders.
He wants to spend some time with you. I am.
Speaker 5 (36:29):
There's one spot by me and they do an egg
and cheese on fresh baked hollow with a locky inside.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Ooh, that's they call that making it heavy out here
when they put like a a lotchy on there or
any type of hash brown, and boy, it adds some
free taste, delightful.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Crutch because I don't like meat on my breakfast.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Yeah. The only meat I like is pork roll and
you can only get.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
It in Jersey, baby, not damn not damn.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
This was sent in by Kelly Glenn. Folks, Thank you Kelly.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Great job Kelly Glenn.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
H This was in just what is it just called news?
It's sorry, It's ABC dot net dot AU. Title is
outback pub EMUs rediscovered after being banned from Yaraka Hotel.
This is written by Chris Calcino Chris Best of Abyz Paris.
(37:25):
Celebrity EMUs that vanished after being banned from an outback
pub for bad behavior have been rediscovered and they have multiplied.
Raka is a small red dirt town with a population
of about twenty two and a half a population of
about twenty. I thought there's a comma. I thought there
were going to be more zeros after that. No population
of twenty people. Plenty two and a half hours south
(37:48):
of long Reach in Queensland. It has a church, police station,
caravan park, school and a pub that shot to international
fame in twenty twenty due to its hardline stance against
two strange visitors. The Iaco Hotel was forced to barricade
the pub entrance in order to keep Kevin and Carol
the EMUs out after they developed a taste for tap
(38:08):
room hospitality. The emu's had been targeting tourists and pinching food, drinks,
and car keys and leaving behind a general trail of devastation. Okay,
but now they're back by with me, I must skip ahead.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Gees are interesting. If an EMO stole your keys, especially
if you're a tourist, like of your rental car and
ran away, that one great story. I would be thrilled
for that to happen. Yeah. Two, that's tough. That's not easy.
If they're you're because you're gonna be around those twenty
people for a long.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Time, missus.
Speaker 5 (38:43):
Miss They look evil though, Like I wonder if there's
even like a well behaved EMU out in the world.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
They look at all. I don't think they're from the devil.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
That beak is from the devil. Those eyes soulless.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Yeah, that movie, The Witch, the Anna Taylor Joy movie
that kind of broke her had a ram. It had
a black ram on the cover and the poster. It
could have been an EMU so easily if an EMU
had walked in the barn, same scare.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Yeah, EMUs look like for those of you who are
trying to picture it, kind of like an evil Ostrich
that's kind of what it looks like. Yes, they got
bad eyes, they got red eyes and little beady pupils,
and uh deal with the dark beaks, Yeah they do.
Speaker 5 (39:29):
Oh wow, Pureton's I'm really into Puritan Quaker fucked up.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
You haven't seen that, mate?
Speaker 5 (39:35):
No, but this Anya Taylor Joy? Where does she have time?
She's in everything? Pop it from set a set. I
can't even believe it. No, I don't like this. I
gotta see this. I gotta see this.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
It's very good. But just the whole time. Picture that
black ram is an emu and just have a nice time.
Speaker 5 (39:53):
I know this Eggers guy, though he seems like a problem.
I saw Us Faratu and I could. I think it's
probably the top five horse movies I've ever seen.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Then well you might hate the Witch then oh but
if you like kind of gothic car, maybe old loved Witch.
Speaker 5 (40:08):
Well, I like a gothic car. But can you move
a little faster? Like it's just like so slow?
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (40:16):
So here can I tell you why ban an emu? Guys? Yeah,
a full grown adult emu can weigh up to sixty kilograms,
which equates to roughly the same poundage as one hundred
and fifty well fed pigeons. That's a great measurement. I
want everything in well fed pigeons. If you consider the
kind of mess one pigeon can make, it stands to
(40:36):
reason that the droppings caused by one well fed EMU
would be something akin to bombardment. Leanne burn says it
was the black back end blitz krieg that pushed I mean,
this is best in the biz writing. Yeah, that pushed
Kevin and Carroll beyond the realm of cheeky punters and
into full blown public nuisance territory. Miss Burne is known
around town as the Iroka Mother of Dragons, a reference
(40:58):
to the Denaris tar garyan character from Game of Thrones
who hatched three dragon eggs. Kevin and Carol were inside
two of nine eggs that were given to Miss burn
after some blokes discovered in emu nest while pushing scrub.
I love that this is how this is reporting.
Speaker 3 (41:18):
I just don't know if this is real or im
It's just like, what the fuck.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
She wrapped the eggs in an electric blanket and they
all hatched, but only Kevin and Carroll survived to adulthood.
They love cuddles. Miss burn says, oh h. The Iraqi
EMUs achieved notoriety for their confidence around humans and now
even feature on a range of tourist merchandise. Unfortunately, the
trouble making tendency came back to bite them when a
(41:47):
band from their beloved watering hole they handled it. They
used to try and get up the stairs and stuff.
But they did put a chain across the there to
stop them. It doesn't stop all the people from coming through.
So here's the thing, this is why they're back. They're back,
and one of them has four baby chicks. Okay, and
(42:09):
they're also brother and sister, so we'll leave that alone.
That's said.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
It's like the Lanisters. That's fine.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
This is also Yeah, there's a lot of there's a
lot of tourists and locals would still love Kevin and
Carroll to come back to the township for a sticky beak.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
What a sticky beak must be a.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Treat, right, A sticky beak must be a treat.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
We'll look it up. It's an educational podcast.
Speaker 3 (42:33):
I thought it would be like a drink, like a
sticky beat.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
It's an inquisitive or prying person. It's somebody who gets
into other people's affairs. I don't mean to be a
sticky beak, but when is he going to leave the
dictionary example.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Oh Man doesn't explain this come back to township for
a sticky beak even though the pub band is set
in stone.
Speaker 5 (42:54):
Oh well, but animals don't understand bands exactly.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
That's that's what I mean.
Speaker 3 (43:01):
Like, why what is happening? It's like news, but just
a folks story.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
No, no, So what basically they did is they put
up like this emu thing in the front of the pub,
so you had to like open it and close it
behind you. It was like some sort of gate measurement,
like a dog parks thing. Yeah, that kind of thing
to keep EMUs out.
Speaker 5 (43:23):
What I wish I remember what kind of monkey it was.
But because Mateo Late is famous and I was with him,
we got a backstage up like tour of the San
Diego Zoo, we got to put on oh beyond. I
mean they offered a five hour he only took the
two hour. I've never been more upset.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
But that's oreat.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
I can't handle the five hour tour. Come on, guy,
come on.
Speaker 5 (43:42):
But there was one monkey where we had to go
through three metal gates.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
Like that to get to it. I'm like, oh my.
Speaker 5 (43:47):
God, and then they would move their little eyebrows to
make it be like I see you, but don't get closer.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
I learned a lot.
Speaker 5 (43:57):
Wait, while you were talking, I have a thing that
i'd like to bring up to the Banana boys, unless
you have more to talk about the No, no, obviously,
I'm pissed about the EMUs story, okay, because it's not crazy.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
It's like these emos are misbehaving, which is normal.
Speaker 5 (44:13):
They misbehave, so we put out our fans and then
they came back because they feel safe.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
Yeah. There, it is nice. There, it is easy.
Speaker 3 (44:23):
Okay. So this is the thing.
Speaker 5 (44:25):
Pick two to defend you the others attack you. The
goal is to survive one hour. Okay, Well, i'll show
it to you after I read it.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
So two kurts. Okay.
Speaker 5 (44:37):
It's fifty hawks, ten crocodiles, three brown bears, fifteen wolves,
one hunter with a rifle, seven buffalo, ten thousand rats,
five gorillas or four lions. And again it's pick two
to defend you. The others attack you. You gotta survive
(44:57):
one hour.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Well, okay, I'm going to take the hunter and the gorillas.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
You're to defend you. Yes, you're going to take the
hunter and the gorillas to defend you.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
If there is a hunter with a gun attacking you,
he will shoot you immediately and kill you.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
Well, what if you take the ten thousand rats and
they overpower the man and then you take the gun.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
Yeah, then I'm laughing myself to death. That's a problem.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
I mean, I think I have to take the ten
thousand rats because there's you can't there's no defense against
ten thousand rats. There's just too many of them. But
the question is whether they can work together.
Speaker 4 (45:39):
What if you may throw one piece of cheese very
far that might buy you take me, No way, not
ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
You'd have to have a five pound hunk of cheese,
those barb wheels. I'm choosing ten thousand rats and five gorillas.
Gorillas are crazy, strong, powerful, and then but we have
to choose who we were up against.
Speaker 3 (46:01):
Then I'm you're up against all of the rest.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
We're up against all the rest.
Speaker 3 (46:05):
You're up against all the rest.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
Oh yeah, I'm definitely going five gorillas and ten thousand rats.
Speaker 5 (46:15):
Yeah, I mean, I've thought about this a lot, but
I'm taking the hawks. I'm taking fifty hawks ten thousand rats.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
Because the hawks can get away in the air and
nothing else can.
Speaker 3 (46:23):
Well, yeah, because they're gonna claw my fucking eyes out.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
I don't know, have you seen swatting planes? So you
get five of them, they're gonna be swatting those things
out of the air, no problem.
Speaker 5 (46:35):
I don't trust them to not get Like Sillier Morny too,
that's fun.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
The hawks of the rats is interesting because they go
low and they go high. They're like going at the
ankles and they're attacking, and then the hawks are coming
in from above. Also, the hawks could carry the rats
and drop them on the hunter's head. Yeah, that's funny.
I laugh for myself to death, damn it.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
Regardless of how this turns out, Scotty's laughing himself.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
To Yeah it does. Has Ai figured this out for us?
Is there? Oh?
Speaker 5 (47:02):
I'm anti Ai? I haven't all turned off in any way?
I'm anti Who.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
Isn't I've turned mine off? I turned mine off on
my phone and it's still read. It's still giving me
summaries of my text. And when you get summaries of
your text, it's it's so gross because it's like it
just is like here's the information, your little bitch. You like,
it's so aggressive and it's just like it's it's like
(47:28):
you're like, why is my friend being such a prick,
And then you realize, oh, that's just the AI summarizing
what their points are or whatever.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Yep, yeah, it's truly crazy. Also, a text is sort
of a summary of a normal conversation. Yeah, so we're
summarizing summaries now, pretty and I guess emojis or even sure.
Speaker 5 (47:48):
Okay, it comes from this place of like the people
who think logic means void of emotion, like you could
only be logical without any humanity, right, is anti human
to these people.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
Right yeah, where it's essentially how we make all our
decisions or emotionally right yeah damn yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
It's the rats are the X factor. We can all
agree the rats are the scales because that if it
wasn't a thousand.
Speaker 5 (48:23):
Ten thousand is insane. They're not even like making it
a fair thing. You got to pick the ten thousand rats.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
That's a parking lot of rats. I feel like a
small parking lot of rats.
Speaker 5 (48:33):
Because I bet the lion would run the other way.
They're busy, like, oh well, it says there everyone's attacking.
Speaker 3 (48:37):
You don't really have a choice.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
I'm always gonna pick number. I'm gonna pick small thing
number because it's difficult to kill a lot of small things.
Speaker 3 (48:45):
Well, yeah, it's like a bug's life. That's the lesson.
That is a.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
Lesson of the bugs.
Speaker 2 (48:51):
The bugs life the main lesson. It's hard to kill
a lot of small things.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
That's the main thing. Disney was like, what's the takeaway?
It's hard to kill small things.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Oh, speaking of killing small things. Last, but not least,
Georgia Marie Grove sent this in thank you, Georgia Marie Grove.
That's a nice name. Danish couple flees Sweden eco retreat
and leaves behind one hundred and fifty eight barrels of
human waste.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (49:18):
This was on ndtv dot Com. It's written by that
swing in ndtv dot com news team. The Danish chef couple,
known for their environmentally friendly retreats called stead Sands, have
reportedly fled to Guatemala amid a probe for tax by
tax authorities. Fleminghnsen and Meddi Hellbake also left one hundred
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and fifty eight barrels of human waste and sewage that
are now seeping into a nearby forest. Let's go get
these guys into problem.
Speaker 1 (49:52):
They just made a whole bunch of money off quote
unquote eco tourism and then left this behind.
Speaker 2 (49:56):
Oh go get them, get in there, automolas ship them back.
Hansen and hell Bak claimed that they felt the call
of the wild when they established their supposedly eco friendly
resort stead Sands in Holland, southern Sweden. The couple previously
operated a popular rooftop bar in Copenhagen. I could see
the connection. Reviewers and influencers praised stad Sands, consisting of
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sixteen wooden houses with nature views, calling it enchanting, luxury
and magical. Woo ooh, nothing more magical than one hundred
and fifty eight barrels of sewage nearby, That is magic.
Then the Stedsands were declared bankrupt in March. The pair
allegedly registered as foreign residents prior to Christmas. The couples
under investigation for leaving a trail of financial and in
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environmental catastrophe after their sudden departure just months ago after
leaving Copenhagen, where they owed millions of kroner in Danish
tax to Danish tax authorities. The pair moved to Sweden
and founded Steedson. So these guys are con artists as well,
we're saying. Following the establishment of stead since Hanson and
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Helbeck began accruing debt to Swedish tax authorities, which reportedly
reached six million some things as.
Speaker 3 (51:11):
Not six million, six million.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
No, I know. God. They have now since opened a
second hotel in Guatemala. Here they go again.
Speaker 5 (51:21):
It down just reminding me of a Kurt and I
did a festival in Vegas and the bankrupted a family
and it was their second failed.
Speaker 3 (51:32):
Yeah, we had a great time though, we had the
best time.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
We had heard. They treated you guys right, They.
Speaker 1 (51:38):
Really treated us right. We had a very good But.
Speaker 5 (51:41):
I think they ended up because after the Hawaii failed
festival It's a movie with her parents, and then after
this failed festival, I don't know what was next.
Speaker 1 (51:48):
I don't know. I wish them the best because they
gave me two of the best festivals I've ever been to.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
There was a photo of so many common Lisa, were
you on the Hawaii festival? Did you go to that?
Speaker 3 (51:58):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (51:59):
I wish I saw a photo on a catamaran of
the palest white comics in the world, laying in jeans
on a catamaran netting over the water. And I'm like,
they paid for all of these people to go to
tell jokes to nobody because he came to that ship.
Speaker 1 (52:16):
It was like me, Eddie Pepperton and Mark Norman wearing
jeans on a sailboat.
Speaker 2 (52:23):
Whoops. Anyways, thank you.
Speaker 3 (52:29):
This way.
Speaker 2 (52:31):
We're quick. We're quick, baby, We're in and out.
Speaker 5 (52:34):
We didn't even make a Dave Matthews band joke with
the sewage kids street Bridge.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
It's our favorite joke.
Speaker 3 (52:41):
I know it never visited it.
Speaker 1 (52:43):
It really doesn't get old. It's still such a treat.
Speaker 5 (52:46):
Yeah, getting covering a bunch of people on a boat
of poop is forever.
Speaker 1 (52:52):
Had all the.
Speaker 2 (52:53):
Bands, I mean maybe Dunk and Chic, I don't know
who'd be worse.
Speaker 5 (52:58):
Thank you for the stories. I feel like I was
disrespectful to the news stories this week.
Speaker 1 (53:02):
But no, you were not.
Speaker 2 (53:03):
You were great.
Speaker 1 (53:04):
You were great. Tell us where you're gonna be where
can people physically.
Speaker 3 (53:07):
Oh my god, truly everywhere?
Speaker 5 (53:09):
And to keep forgetting Okay, Providence, Rhode Island.
Speaker 3 (53:15):
Yeah, that is real comedy connection.
Speaker 5 (53:18):
Yeah, I've ever been. I'm excited San Francisco. I'm in
New Orleans, Philly, Atlanta, charlotteykay all right, and then I'm
gonna announce Australia soon. So if you are a banana, banana.
Speaker 2 (53:33):
Bal yeah, bananamal or. We have a lot of Australian
bananimals and they're probably there's a lot of crossover with
that's messed up. We have a lot of loving crossover
between the two.
Speaker 3 (53:43):
We meet them. I've met our live shows.
Speaker 2 (53:45):
That's great.
Speaker 5 (53:46):
Were where bananas people too? There's actually a bananas thing
I have to send you in my neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (53:52):
Please do, please, just do always a pleasure.
Speaker 3 (53:55):
Are you going to get a banana tattoo?
Speaker 2 (53:59):
Oh? Lisa showing us our banana tack.
Speaker 4 (54:01):
That's a banana tattoo, the most visible tattoo on our person.
You have a lot of fruit tattoo. You have all
the fruits now there, they're like this. As the sleeve
comes down, there's more and more fruits under.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
Those chinchules were going buck wild on you. They thought
they were tasting the rainbow.
Speaker 1 (54:17):
They thought they had a fucking fruit salad.
Speaker 2 (54:20):
This has been bananas. Bananas is an exactly right media production.
Speaker 1 (54:38):
Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.
Speaker 2 (54:40):
The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahan.
Speaker 1 (54:44):
Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.
Speaker 2 (54:47):
And our benevolent overlords are the Great Karen Kilgareff and
Georgia Hartstart.
Speaker 1 (54:51):
And Lisa Maggot is are full human, not a robot intern.
Speaker 3 (55:00):
He
All right, Scotty, are you ready.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Oh Curty b I'm ready to love and love and love.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Oh purple isn't real, Science says, it's your brain is
just making it up.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Okay, color me enticed. I didn't know where you're going
with that, and I'm in and I want to learn
the curiosities of the world. On a very fun, delightful
and exciting episode of Bananas Podcast, your World of Head.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Would you your mid.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Nosillion pieces ba.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Ba bana.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Guys, gals, non binary pals, Welcome to Bananas. I'm Kurt
Brown Older, Hi'm.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Banan Boy number two Scotty Landas. Thank you for listening
to this little podcast. Over was coming to you live
to tape from four different places, but.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
You know where's We'll all be in one place.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
May eighth, Chicago at the Den Theater. Guys, this was
a stand up show that I was going to do
by myself. I roped Scottie into it because I'm going
to be taping a special in Chicago later and I
don't want to do a full hour right before I tape,
So now we're just doing this delightful Bananas Podcast. May eighth, Chicago,
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Come on out, tickets on bananaspodcast dot com bananas podcast
dot com.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
You go to the Den Theater and buy tickets on
their website. You've been there before. Those are always good crowds.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Oh my god, the best. I love Chicago so much.
I gotta get this pert. I gotta get our guest on.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
We gotta get her on. We're chomping at the bid
over here.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Our guest today is a comedian. You've seen her as
Jade on Netflix A Survival of the Thickest. You listen
to her religiously on her SVU podcast That's Messed Up,
and you could watch her brand new comedy special on
Netflix right now. Night Owl, Please welcome the wonderful, the
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infamous Lisa Tragger.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
True Wow, thank you.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
What an intro. We're all company men. You know it's fun.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
We're siblings under the same umbrella. The umbrella exactly right, Lisa.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
And bananas are my favorite fruit.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
And you know what, I was just thinking, have you
guys dressed for Alloween ever as the bananas and pajamas?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
We have not yet.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
No, that's like a good idea, I would think.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, I agree with that. We should do that.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Also, I'm fee cute, fun and you'll have like a song. Yeah, Lisa,
every time you walk into a place.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I just I just found out today on Instagram that
you don't think Luigi Mangioni did it.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I don't. I don't.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
I think I think someone did it, and I wish
that they were more committed to finding that person, even
if it took longer or I think it's like a
specific hit. I think whoever did it as a professional
cock that gun wild. I think the time like it's
just a lot of the things don't make sense or
click for me.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I love it. I love it.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
And on top of the trumped up charges like to
you know, charging someone with terrorism, there's just a lot
of tomfoolery going on.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I don't trust the plate there.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah, I like it because in the clip, there's a
clip on Instagram please doing this bit at what at Gotham?
At Gotham and like starting the bit, the audience is
could not be more silent, and you just keep hitting
them with it until you break them around, and I
really do enjoy it.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Well, you know what's funny is I did send my
guy who makes my videos the exact time stamp that
I wanted, and he decided to do about a minute
and a half before that timestamp, and then I did
message him and I go, hey, I just want to
know how I can be more clear because I'm looking
at this email of what I asked for and I
told you it was when the family from Spain. So
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I just anyway, and then it was like the algorithms
like longer. I'm like, just let me know.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
But I like that.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I mean, that's what.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Good.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Yeah, No, it's you could tell if an audience is cooler,
not how they're on board with it. A lot of
people are just horny. Some people are in, some people
are in. And then once I start talking about all
this evidence that I because I read these court reports,
like I am trying to keep up, but it's just
like I don't trust what's going on, and I'm just
death penalty. And I also understand if you're focusing on
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other people that are being like detained unfairly or whatever.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
There's a lot going on. So it's not like, but.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Do I have a stained glass piece that I bought
off instagram of his loafered frost ankles.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I do, I do.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
It's hanging in the house and off the glass. There's
like actual links, like metal chains heying off.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
So that was an artistic choice.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I do love I love your purchases of decorations for
your home.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
They are always.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Yeah, no, and if if he did do it, they'll
prove they'll prove it. But the burden of proof is
on the prosecution, and the defense just has to prove
that it's beyond a reasonable doubt.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
You know that it's not.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Yeah, And we only have footage from the back. All
the evidence we have has just been said by the
police to the media, but they have not handed over
the evidence to the defense, and so there's just like, uh,
illegal searches. There's just you know, the pod I'm studying
too many crimes new documentary. I don't want to bring
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darkness here. I think people come to bananas for the fun,
for the fun. But I'm watching this Netflix doc about
the Long Island.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I watch it.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
How do you not become enraged and kind of suspicion
of what's really going on when you see the ineptitude
of and like the purposeful rejection of like actual justice
and investigative investigations.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Yes, get jaded. It's truly impossible not to be cynical.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
I have funny things back here. Look I have a
mister Potato and cookie jar. I have a little stuffed
mini cooler. I'm a fun girl.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I'm not just murder all the time.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
No you're not. I'm actually surprised by all the murder.
You are a very.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Yeah, he is also hot, and I'm not denying it. Someone, well,
someone's trying to like get me. They're like, would you
care if he wasn't hot? And I go, well, not
only is he hot, but he's rich and highly educated
and white. He's really like kind of it's everything. If
he is a murder for some sort of a cause,
it's like, it is kind of wild to be a millionaire, valedictorian,
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sexy person that seems kind on all accounts too.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
And also from Maryland. And he went to a high
school called Gilman. It's a private high school and the
tuition every year in high school is thirty nine thousand
dollars a year. So I grew. If you saw that campus,
you would assume it was an Ivy League college, but
it is a It's sort of like even in Maryland
where they have a lot of private schools and like
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very expensive Gilman's sort of the top dog of getting
in Wow, forty grand a year for high school. I mean,
hard to imagine a dumber decision.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Well, I know, but there.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Is people in Manhattan, and there is a comedian and
he is spending sixty four thousand dollars a year for
his kid to go to like kindergarten first grade vibes.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Now, that is faced, that is true.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
That is bananas, and that is bananas.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Do you want to you have to invest in public education? Yeah,
I want to hear about all the colors. I want
to hear about everything.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I mean, this is this is a very interesting. This
is why, as Scotty says, it's an educational podcast all
the time. This was sent him by Miriam Colette on Instagram.
Thank you, Miriam.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Since Bosstercreen Stories.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Have a story you want to send us, you can
go to our instagram, The Bananas Podcast on Instagram, or
you could email us at the Bananas Podcast at gmail
dot com.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
And to yourself a favor when you're dming us a
story on our instagram. If the headline is matched with
the craziest headshot you've ever seen, like a headshot that
couldn't possibly reel just know it's probably fake. We get
sent dozens a day. And if it is something that
is so incredibly good and usually sexual or disgusting, just
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do a quick google. Do a quick Google see if
it's real. It'll take you fifteen seconds.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Also another hot down, another hot tip to get a
story on is if it's in the New York Times,
we have already seen it. We don't have to get
one hundred submissions of the same New York Times article.
We are definitely checking it.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
I like it.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Are your parents getting tricked by AI videos of like
cats singing them thinking it might be real?
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Or are your parents not They're not.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Just see my mom's dad's she was saved.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Barbara took the smart way out, ignored all this ship.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Here it is purple. Isn't real? Science says, okay, brain
is just making it up. This was in Popular Mechanics,
one of my favorite that's real former magazines by Elizabeth Rain.
I've been noticing. I don't know why it. I think
it's because, like I read Apple News, and Apple News
feeds me Popular Mechanics articles a lot. Okay, but Popular
(09:48):
Mechanics is the the the trashiest ship for science. It
is that crazy How every article in Popular Mechanics is
like a scientist says your brain is the universe and
then you like read it and it's just like some
(10:09):
quack who like made said one sentence once. All of
it is insane clickbait about like the universe. But this,
this is actually pretty good. Okay, So I give it
back to Popular Mechanics because Elizabeth Rain is the best
in the BIS. She makes it Rain.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Here it is.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I'm not even gonna get that deep into this article
because it involves a lot of like technicalities. I'm going
to read you the bullet points that Popular Mechanics has
laid out for us, again in a USA Today style infographic.
Here it is the human eye does not actually see purple,
as purple is not a color on the visual spectrum.
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Second point, purple is a combination of wavelengths from opposite
extremes of the spectrum, which technically doesn't make any sense,
but our brains evolved a solution. Next point. When we
quote see a combination of blue and red wavelengths, the
brain bends the visual spectrum into a circle that joins
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blue and red.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
At the point, I'm sorry, this is annoying, me, because
why would the other non primary colors also be fake?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Like is it at all than waves? No?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
So basically, if you look at like like ROYGBIV, like,
that's all the colors right, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet,
So there's no purple, and everybody thinks violet's purple, but
they're actually two different colors. And if I saw, I
looked it up, I was like, what's the difference, And
there is a difference slightly. Violet is like a much
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lighter kind of more like right before ultraviolet, and purple
is more of a red blue kind of combo.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Okay, that's purple right there, purple right there.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
I'm holding. Well this is from one of our listeners.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Okay, well we'll say it's red and it has two
words on it and one of them not the cheeriest word,
but it's a darker.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
So how would we all be tricked into all seeing
the same fake things?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
So because basically meaning that like red is a specific
wavelength and blue is a specific wavelength, but there's no
specific wavelength because our eyes see color light and color
in these cones and rods, and your cones are set
up to just see like you have specific cones for
specific lengths of waves of visual light waves, and so
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you don't have one that sees a purple. Instead, it's
these two other ones that are seeing red and blue
together and kind of making what we see as purple
in our brain. That is my very rough, non scientist
way of explaining it. Because this article is so long,
we would all be snooling.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
We should be writing for popular mechanics. I think I
totally understood what you were saying there, and and I
was lost in just thinking about rods and cones, just
thinking how did anybody figure that? Out right? The eye
is just a ball of goop.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Also, did you hear did you hear that we used
to not have the idea of blue because they think
they think that they we added a cone like tenth
that like a couple thousand years ago, we added something
in the eye like evolved a new thing to be
able to see the color blue. Because and there's like
multiple ancient texts like specifically the Iliad and the and
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the Odyssey that refers to the ocean as being wine dark.
So they just saw blue.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
I looked it up. You were the person that told
me that. I looked it up and in Ancient Greek, Chinese, Japanese, Hebrew,
there's no word for blue, and then suddenly it starts appearing.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
And then it suddenly starts appearing, so they think that
that it was an evolutionary thing. I went crazy.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Color in our lifetime, everything's going down. I want a
new color to rise up.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
I'm ready for it.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
Well, now I'm just questioning my whole read. I'm like, one,
other colors are fake? Like am I seeing neon pink?
Or is that all a facade?
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Too?
Speaker 5 (14:11):
Like?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
What is neons? What are the neons?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Yeah? Great question. I can't answer those for you. We
we have knowledge up to a certain point and then
we're making up specifically.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Yeah, we're not We're not that bright. Well that's interesting. Also,
I love purple. Purple might be my favorite color.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Oh that's what I wanted to do. I wanted to
do favorite colors.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
I think purple is my favorite color, all.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
Right, Liza, I would say pink, all right, but I
like wearing black, like it's black and pink.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
But if I it's pink, it's pink for sure.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Yeah. And green, because when I watch its green green
or green green.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Purple can't do green or blue oh, the two boy colors.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I noticed pig you can watch You can watch Night
Out on Netflix right now, and I highly recommend it
for two reasons besides the material being fantastic. One, set
design very pink.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yeah, very pink.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Two That audience was hot. That was you could tell.
You know, I've been in enough stand You and I
met on a stand up show.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Sometimes you have to what they call in the biz
sweeten it a little bit where you raise levels on
the laughter so that it feels more full. But when
I was watching your special, I'm like, oh, this crowd
was fucking rockin that night.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Yeah. They were excited you. Yeah, they were people who
really wanted to see me. It's only like two hundred
something seats per show, so nice.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
It was people that liked me and Amanda Carzoli set
designer supersmar.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Oh greatly good. What club were you in? Were you
at the store?
Speaker 3 (15:50):
I was at the Village Underground. It was at the cellar.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
Yeah, those in the bigger room. I still wanted the bricks,
but I did want a girly five say, and she
did it.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Yeah, yeah, I'm proud of it.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Well, there's two things, like a little how the old
sausage is made because sometimes people are interested in this thing. One.
Every time we would try to do a stand up special,
people try to do a different background color, unless it's
like a brick wall or whatever. And then they always
push you to have a blue background. Every executive, the producers,
they want it blue because there's something about blue that
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makes the comic pop and it makes people feel comfortable.
If it's red behind them, they feel attacked and they're
less likely to laugh. They kind of lean back. And
so I appreciate that yours wasn't just a blue blue curtains,
blue black drop. And then the other thing that used
to crack me up when we were doing House Party
and other stand up shows is this was Comedy Central's policy.
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If if you either of you made a comment about
anything that isn't you so not a white guy, not
a white woman, you have to cut to the person
you're making fun of in the audience to show them laughing.
If you made a joke about us, you have to inn.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
That was like a note from Comedy Central.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
They and so when they're filming before and they go,
let's do some levels, Let's do a laugh and do
a clap everybody even before the comic comes out. Let's
do some practice laughs. They're grabbing types of people. They're
grab ethnicities, ages. If you make an old person joke,
they'll cut to the oldest person in the audience laughing
immediately after, so it calms people down at home.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
We did the opposite. We bullied a woman.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
I make fun of women with straight across bangs, and
they cut to her.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
So good, that's I.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Guess I hired some shady editors.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
That's so much better. It's real.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
It's so wild. It's just so transparent too. But yeah,
I don't know. I worked with people I liked. It
was really uh, you know, it's cool.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
And now what people on flights questioned me, I have
a brand name to throw in their face.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Oh yes, you know.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
That's really what it's all about, just brand names.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
I had mine. I had my special on United for
a little while, and so I could just click over
to it and just be like, it's right there, you
can watch it right now.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Oh my god, that's so fun.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
It was only up for like six months, but it
was pretty awesome.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Liza, did you see the Best Picture Winner of Nora?
Did you see that movie?
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Not yet? I know it's not who I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
I don't like when I feel too pressured to watch
something too, but I will watch it.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
I will.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
You know the Russian, I'll understand it. But I just
wanted Demi Moore to win so bad and now I
even more don't want to fucking watch it.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
There's an irony in there. But the reason I bring
it up is Kurt and I had a show in
Phoenix a couple of weeks ago, and on the flight,
Kurt started to watch a Nora for the first time.
And what you may know about Anora if you haven't
watched it at home, not the best plane flight.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
The first forty five minutes are so horny and so many.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Tits non stop, secks, non stop, and I was dancing.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Did you get hard?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
I was watching great question. No, it just looked like
I was watching pornography on the plane by myself, and
I was just like, I can't why why is this
even an option? On the plane?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Right nine am, nine am morning flight. So many breasts,
just nine sex scenes in a row, and thirty five minutes.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
And thirty five minutes it's just one after the other
I was having sex.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Maybe, well, maybe I'll watch the Suitor that I thought.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
There you go, Yeah, and they both look great.
Speaker 5 (19:39):
I watched Challengers on a Flight, which yess, but it's
slightly horny compared to slightly horny.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
One hundred percent. Just I watched Challenges on a Flight too,
and I did not have any issue with the amount
that people said that was like a horny movie. I
was like, yes, it is, but it's it's minor compared
to Anura. Really.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
She also was just so boring in her press, like
I kep to watching interviews and I'm like, you're giving
me nothing, Like I just can't.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Well, what's really interesting is I do think there's something
about the Academy that's like, if you do a Long
Island accent as a woman, you're getting You're getting the
Oscar Marisa Tome and my cousin Vinnie gets it, and
then and then Maddie gets it for an Aura and
it's the same accent.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
Yeah, yeah, whatever, I'm gonna love it, I'm sure, but
it's good.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Yeah, it's fun. Speaking of horny, Jonathan Stainton sent this in.
Jonathan sends a lot of great stories. Thank you so much. Unapologetic,
Jessica Simpson vows to keep drinking snake sperm forever. There
you go. This was in The Daily Beast That's Real,
written by Matt Young, who a lot of people say
(20:50):
when it comes to snake sperm best in the business.
Jessica Simpson is not sorry for admitting she drank snake sperm.
The singer first how she kept her vocals so strong
on an Instagram video posted on March twenty eighth, attributing
her longevity to an apparent Chinese herbal beverage recommended by
her vocal coach that she claims includes snake semen. She
(21:14):
did not name the drink. Again, you can google these
things fifteen seconds. You have a supercomputer in your pocket.
If you want a good vocal, you got to drink
snake sperm, she said at the time. Then, as she
was walking through lax on Sunday, Always Fun, the forty
four year old was confronted by TMZ and she vowed
(21:34):
to continue drinking it. It just really clears my throat,
she said. I'm just a great singer when I have some.
She adds like now that what she drinks it really
tastes like honey, but like a really dark honey since
there's wrong quotes. By the way, Simpson released her first
Hey here we go. This is when you know they're
just fill in space. Simpson released her first music since
(21:57):
twenty ten this month. It's called Nashville Canyon Part One,
and she performed on stage for the first time in
fifteen years.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Oh that's why this is even a newspiece. This is
just like a baked up, invented thing for people to
write an article about so that people can mention that
she's made a show, made a move.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
That's right, So PRT.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
This is dangerous because now other people are going to start,
you know, drinking sneak sperm, and their voice is not
going to get better.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
No, mine sounds exactly the same right now. When I just.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
Why you would do a sperm of a different air,
I just like people are sick.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
I'm so mad.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Well, you've you heard about speaking of this? Have you
heard about getting injections of salmon sperm?
Speaker 2 (22:40):
No?
Speaker 1 (22:41):
I have you? Have you have? I?
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Have you've heard about all the sperm? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
The people be getting injections of salm and sperm into
their face to keep their face looking young, young and fresh.
I mean, what can't salmon sperm do? Right, guys?
Speaker 5 (22:56):
I mean I guess I eat salmon eggs. I eat
little fucking you know, I eat those little balls. So
it's like, well, I guess the sperm is just as sick.
I like slipping them down, So I guess it shouldn't
be so judgmental. But you know which one really upsets me.
It's like they take blood out of you and then
inject it back into your face.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
The vampire treatment.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
I'm just not pain, not into pain or drinking sperm.
But I also don't have, Like I guess, tiny pores
are an incredible vocal.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
So oh, that's what you want, and the incredible vocals.
That's a good name for a band. What's up, Oliver,
Tiny pores and the incredible vocal? Uh all? Jessica Simpson
so again walking in the airport, which is like TMZ's,
it's a PR stunt for sure. She She was asked
(23:49):
if she would be officially endorsing the Chinese product and
the Employee of the Months star joked, what year did
Employee of the Month come out? I mean, like two
thousand and five, two thousand and two.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
It must have been just like a twenty year old,
twenty three year old joke.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
That's a cool reference, she joked. Well, I can't even
read the bottle, so I don't know how good I
would be for some infomercial. Okay, relatable, weird thing to say. However,
Simpson isn't ruling out hawking her own snake sperm brand.
One day. Maybe I'll make my own, she teased. Maybe, sure,
I should make my own. What a good sport she's
(24:25):
always been.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
She's I had my brother used to live in Thailand.
He lived in Bangkok, and I visited him when I
was in my twenties and bought some It was a
Chinese liquor that had a snake in it. I brought
it to your house, do you remember that, Scottie? Of course,
brought it to your house for a party, and then
(24:49):
like we popped it open and started drinking. But it
was a full dead snake, just dipped in like brandy
or something, and you could like see it, it was
in there, and then we were all like taking shots
of it, and it was it was upset. It was
upsettingly disgusting.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
It was disgusting, made your mouth a little numb, yu,
but it was gross. There was no benefit to it.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
There was no benefit to it. We were also already drunk.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
We were already so drunk we couldn't have felt the difference.
But I remember the smell specifically, and I don't need
to go back for more. But no, what do I know?
Speaker 3 (25:24):
What do they like? Do they like the numbing like
or is it just the thing to like sell to
white people.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
I don't know. I think it's supposed to be like
about virility. That's what I that's what I have come
to understand that that's those snake drinks are about virility
in some way.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
And what does that word mean for the people I know?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Oh yeah, yeah, for like you getting big boners, that's okay, that's.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
It's a strong sex drive.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Yeah, it all goes back down to being horny. I guess.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Also, snake is a weird one to get your horny.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
No, that's like it's a sexy animal, unfortunate is it
a yeah like Britney spears as, it's like Medusa, you know.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
M hm, sex mythological.
Speaker 5 (26:10):
Well that's the old thing. The men, I mean, they're
also rape bee but sorry, I.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Just can't stop.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
The men would leave her alone. But it's because she
was so hot, even with her snakehead. That's like the
whole point. I just did a show. Not to brag,
but I have to perform and hold to chinchillas while
I performed.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Well, I don't even can't even imagine what that looks
like a little bit bigger than a like a hamster.
Speaker 5 (26:37):
Yeah, yeah, but so soft. I held one and then
it started nibbling me, so they had to give me
another one. And then everyone got to pick an animal
to perform with, and one girl was holding two steaks.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Was this just a local show in New York City
in Brooklyn?
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Yeah, I Williamsburg, I.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Want to do that. I'm moving Do you know I'm
moving back? I'm moving back east when July first base?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Wow, summer? Okay, this is exciting.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Yeah, get the armadillos ready, this guy's happening. What was?
Speaker 3 (27:07):
What was? Why?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Just a whole bunch of reasons. We can talk about
them all.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
Oh yeah, yeah, sorry sorry sorry.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
But yeah, I'll be moving back to Jersey.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Baby.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Okay, great, great, great?
Speaker 5 (27:20):
Ye wait yeah this show. There's a parrot, a tortoise,
a dove, two snakes, some other weird lizard, a beard,
and dragon and then the chinchillas.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Oh yeah, this is why I want to why I
want to say New York City again.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
No, my friend held the beard a dragon.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
They don't move like my sister worked at a school
where the kindergarten class had a bearded dragon that like
would lounge around while the teacher taught. The chinchillas were moving.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
It was hard.
Speaker 5 (27:50):
I had to do a shelf and they're kind of
like running and you got to keep them safe make
sure they don't fall.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
But they're climbing, they're moving is awesome.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
Yeah, they're definitely of it around, so you have to
be really present.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Well.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
They kept being like make sure you don't just do
your bits, like an acknowledge of the animal. I'm like,
what psychopath would come on and ignore that they have
like a snake on them, But.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Whatever, I probably would do.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
When you're a kid, like up until god, what is
the threshold age, It might be like twenty two, up
until you're twenty two. You're walking around, you see somebody
on the boardwalk, you see somebody at a carnival and
they're holding giant snake, and you think that's cool. Now
I ride I'd a picture with that and then you
turn twenty two and you go, who does this? Who
makes this decision to carry a six foot snake in public?
(28:41):
And it becomes a big part maybe their entire personality,
not just a big part of it. There is a
crossroads where you go, I'm an adult now, I would
not do that, and I don't understand why this person
is doing that. I'm going to keep my distance from
the person, not the snake.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
No reptile lovers need to be watched trusted.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
What about amphibians? What about like?
Speaker 2 (29:06):
See?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
That's the thing is I.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Think except beard and dragons are cool.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
But so I think we're months away from having a snake.
Speaker 5 (29:15):
And she's not that trustworthy if a big honest she's
spilling those secrets.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
And you know it it is true.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
What kind of snake does she want?
Speaker 1 (29:28):
I mean, I think she'll probably want the biggest snake
she can get.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Yeah, how does it feel to have a snake? Girl?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
I kind of like it. I really do like it.
It's it's like unique and nerdy in a very cool way.
I think, Uh so I support it. I don't want
to buy the things that the snake has to eat.
I don't want to do that. That's brutal because that's
just constantly buying mice to put in the cage. I remember,
(29:59):
I think I had a snake once. I at least
had something that ate mice for a little while at least,
and buying them to feed to the snake is always
a bummers like.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
I would say, so, but good news, curve ball python
in the wild lives up to ten years. So ten
years this is you can get it. Suit.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
I'm not taking care of it after she goes to college,
all right, I'm gonna tease us into a into our
thumbs ups.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
I just had like a whole vision of you, like
you know, all of it goes off to college, and
then you take the snake to some forest preserve, river,
just throw it into the wild.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Yes, let it go live. What could go wrong?
Speaker 1 (30:44):
So do you remember do you remember Scottie? Back in
twenty twenty, we covered a story about a pub that
banned these two specific emuses in Australia. Of course, so
the EMUs have returned and they've brought reinforcements with them.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Great, great, okay, thumbs ups. Viva aka Treasure Chest is
thumbing up her burlesque troop New Moon Cabaret. They are
Santa Fe's only karaoke burlesque troop, and they sing and perform,
and I mean we gotta go.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Yeah, I'm never I didn't even know it was possible
to have a troop for burlesque. This is fantastic.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
I think they're great. Viva says she's making her dreams
come true at age sixty two with a bunch of amazing.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Pop Hell yeah, hell yes.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
So if you live, if you're a ban animal near Santa
Fe and you like people almost getting naked and singing, boy,
the New Moon Cabaret will top the charts. Grouchy Eric
wants to thumb his brother Kevin way up. Kevin is
two hundred and fifty days sober, dry as a bone,
and committed to continuing. That's good, right on. Similarly, Laura Kelly, maybe,
(31:55):
Lara Kelly, I'm sorry about that. It's la r R.
How would y'all say that, Lara, Laura? Laura Kelly wants
to thumb her partner Griffin up for doing a dry
three sixty five. He went alcohol free from birthday to birthday,
and Laura is so proud of you for sticking to it.
(32:15):
This is a sweet one. We don't usually do birthdays
or anniversaries, Lisa, but sometimes you just got to. Mostly
the names of these parents. Lara Johnson wants to thumb
up her parents, Barbara and Willie for fifty years of marriage.
They're lovely, supportive parents who are always willing to help
grandkids or grand dogs. I mean, I had to do it.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Oh, don't do.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
It, Barbara and Willie fifty years.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Come on, Babs and Wills.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Slick Willy and Babs. Last, but not least, a Violet
Toller wants to thumb up her amazing mom, Carrie, who
opened up a brick and mortar cafe in the Dallas
Fort Worth area after two years of very hard work.
The cafe is called Clove Cafe, and Violet says it
is amazing to watch her mom accomplish her dreams. So
(33:05):
to all the Dallas Fort Worth ban animals, and there
actually are quite a few. That's a very big listenership
for us. Go to Clove Cafe, get some coffees, get
your cappuccino on, get some bake goods, and if you
see Carrie, tell her the Banana boys sent you. Oh hell,
thumbs up to you.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Thumbs up. And of course we are here with the
delightful piece of trigger. You can go watch her Netflix
special right now on Netflix. Then it's definitely on Netflix
Night Owl Hiles.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Yeah, it's Me.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
And Survival the Thickest on Netflix. Yeah that's Streamer. You're
the queen of Netflix.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
Well yeah, Mi, Shelby Choe's the number one queen. Try
to chase that because she I need to host some
sort She hosts a barbecue show. Nicole Buyer hosts a
pastry you know, a baking show.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
She does.
Speaker 5 (33:57):
Oh, I need to get in there. I need to
host some sort of a food show on that network.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
What do you think?
Speaker 5 (34:03):
And then I give you the running. Maybe a sandwich show.
I really love sandwiches. Maybe a sandwich competition. What are
you doing up and now? Like a little dentist.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Yeah, Kurt has a rising standing desk and at some
point after the thumbs up, he gets up on his
feet stretches those stems a little bit.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Yeah for the seventh in inc stretch, I get up here,
move it about a little bit. I think a sandwich
show is such a good idea.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Should I pitch it? Should a sandwich show?
Speaker 5 (34:34):
Because it's endless, it's endless, how many sandwiches you can make.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
I think it really is endless.
Speaker 5 (34:41):
And now people are switching breads. People now are like
fried pickles thinly sliced.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Me using that for bread and stuff. People are really
losing their bites.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
I mean, I think maybe sandwiches one of my favorite
ways of gaining sustenance. I love a sandwich.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Any type of day.
Speaker 5 (35:01):
It works for breakfast, lunch, or dinner, nighttime, anytime, mm hmm.
And it could be small and cob packs or you know,
Scooby doo.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yeah. I mean, one of the one of the things
I'm very much looking forward to on the East Coast
is getting back to a breakfast sandwich. Breakfast sandwiches for
some reason. Do you remember Scotty when I when we
were in Denver and I tried to order a bacon,
egg and cheese on a roll. The guy they could
not understand that I didn't want to omelet. They couldn't.
(35:33):
It couldn't could. I was like, you like it, like
imagine an omelet, but it's all separated, it's on a roll.
That's how it is.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Sandwich for him. And then they blew it. They didn't
even do it right.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
They made it made maybe an oblet and put it
in between the.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Seed. At which Manhattan bodega's crank out like bacon, egg
and cheese sandwiches on English muffins or on rolls. Is
it is lightning fast like crazy when they have those
five dudes lined up and they're like, what do you have?
And you just say, like egg and cheese on a roll.
It will be there in thirty seconds. I don't know
(36:11):
how they've mastered it, but it's uh, it is a
lost art form. It's lost on the West coast.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Oh yeah, I wish my guy would speed at the
fuck up.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
But you got takes, you got chinchillas on your shoulders.
He wants to spend some time with you. I am.
Speaker 5 (36:29):
There's one spot by me and they do an egg
and cheese on fresh baked hollow with a locky inside.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Ooh, that's they call that making it heavy out here
when they put like a a lotchy on there or
any type of hash brown, and boy, it adds some
free taste, delightful.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Crutch because I don't like meat on my breakfast.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Yeah. The only meat I like is pork roll and
you can only get.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
It in Jersey, baby, not damn not damn.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
This was sent in by Kelly Glenn. Folks, Thank you Kelly.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Great job Kelly Glenn.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
H This was in just what is it just called news?
It's sorry, It's ABC dot net dot AU. Title is
outback pub EMUs rediscovered after being banned from Yaraka Hotel.
This is written by Chris Calcino Chris Best of Abyz Paris.
(37:25):
Celebrity EMUs that vanished after being banned from an outback
pub for bad behavior have been rediscovered and they have multiplied.
Raka is a small red dirt town with a population
of about twenty two and a half a population of
about twenty. I thought there's a comma. I thought there
were going to be more zeros after that. No population
of twenty people. Plenty two and a half hours south
(37:48):
of long Reach in Queensland. It has a church, police station,
caravan park, school and a pub that shot to international
fame in twenty twenty due to its hardline stance against
two strange visitors. The Iaco Hotel was forced to barricade
the pub entrance in order to keep Kevin and Carol
the EMUs out after they developed a taste for tap
(38:08):
room hospitality. The emu's had been targeting tourists and pinching food, drinks,
and car keys and leaving behind a general trail of devastation. Okay,
but now they're back by with me, I must skip ahead.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Gees are interesting. If an EMO stole your keys, especially
if you're a tourist, like of your rental car and
ran away, that one great story. I would be thrilled
for that to happen. Yeah. Two, that's tough. That's not easy.
If they're you're because you're gonna be around those twenty
people for a long.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Time, missus.
Speaker 5 (38:43):
Miss They look evil though, Like I wonder if there's
even like a well behaved EMU out in the world.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
They look at all. I don't think they're from the devil.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
That beak is from the devil. Those eyes soulless.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Yeah, that movie, The Witch, the Anna Taylor Joy movie
that kind of broke her had a ram. It had
a black ram on the cover and the poster. It
could have been an EMU so easily if an EMU
had walked in the barn, same scare.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Yeah, EMUs look like for those of you who are
trying to picture it, kind of like an evil Ostrich
that's kind of what it looks like. Yes, they got
bad eyes, they got red eyes and little beady pupils,
and uh deal with the dark beaks, Yeah they do.
Speaker 5 (39:29):
Oh wow, Pureton's I'm really into Puritan Quaker fucked up.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
You haven't seen that, mate?
Speaker 5 (39:35):
No, but this Anya Taylor Joy? Where does she have time?
She's in everything? Pop it from set a set. I
can't even believe it. No, I don't like this. I
gotta see this. I gotta see this.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
It's very good. But just the whole time. Picture that
black ram is an emu and just have a nice time.
Speaker 5 (39:53):
I know this Eggers guy, though he seems like a problem.
I saw Us Faratu and I could. I think it's
probably the top five horse movies I've ever seen.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Then well you might hate the Witch then oh but
if you like kind of gothic car, maybe old loved Witch.
Speaker 5 (40:08):
Well, I like a gothic car. But can you move
a little faster? Like it's just like so slow?
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (40:16):
So here can I tell you why ban an emu? Guys? Yeah,
a full grown adult emu can weigh up to sixty kilograms,
which equates to roughly the same poundage as one hundred
and fifty well fed pigeons. That's a great measurement. I
want everything in well fed pigeons. If you consider the
kind of mess one pigeon can make, it stands to
(40:36):
reason that the droppings caused by one well fed EMU
would be something akin to bombardment. Leanne burn says it
was the black back end blitz krieg that pushed I mean,
this is best in the biz writing. Yeah, that pushed
Kevin and Carroll beyond the realm of cheeky punters and
into full blown public nuisance territory. Miss Burne is known
around town as the Iroka Mother of Dragons, a reference
(40:58):
to the Denaris tar garyan character from Game of Thrones
who hatched three dragon eggs. Kevin and Carol were inside
two of nine eggs that were given to Miss burn
after some blokes discovered in emu nest while pushing scrub.
I love that this is how this is reporting.
Speaker 3 (41:18):
I just don't know if this is real or im
It's just like, what the fuck.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
She wrapped the eggs in an electric blanket and they
all hatched, but only Kevin and Carroll survived to adulthood.
They love cuddles. Miss burn says, oh h. The Iraqi
EMUs achieved notoriety for their confidence around humans and now
even feature on a range of tourist merchandise. Unfortunately, the
trouble making tendency came back to bite them when a
(41:47):
band from their beloved watering hole they handled it. They
used to try and get up the stairs and stuff.
But they did put a chain across the there to
stop them. It doesn't stop all the people from coming through.
So here's the thing, this is why they're back. They're back,
and one of them has four baby chicks. Okay, and
(42:09):
they're also brother and sister, so we'll leave that alone.
That's said.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
It's like the Lanisters. That's fine.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
This is also Yeah, there's a lot of there's a
lot of tourists and locals would still love Kevin and
Carroll to come back to the township for a sticky beak.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
What a sticky beak must be a.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Treat, right, A sticky beak must be a treat.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
We'll look it up. It's an educational podcast.
Speaker 3 (42:33):
I thought it would be like a drink, like a
sticky beat.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
It's an inquisitive or prying person. It's somebody who gets
into other people's affairs. I don't mean to be a
sticky beak, but when is he going to leave the
dictionary example.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Oh Man doesn't explain this come back to township for
a sticky beak even though the pub band is set
in stone.
Speaker 5 (42:54):
Oh well, but animals don't understand bands exactly.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
That's that's what I mean.
Speaker 3 (43:01):
Like, why what is happening? It's like news, but just
a folks story.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
No, no, So what basically they did is they put
up like this emu thing in the front of the pub,
so you had to like open it and close it
behind you. It was like some sort of gate measurement,
like a dog parks thing. Yeah, that kind of thing
to keep EMUs out.
Speaker 5 (43:23):
What I wish I remember what kind of monkey it was.
But because Mateo Late is famous and I was with him,
we got a backstage up like tour of the San
Diego Zoo, we got to put on oh beyond. I
mean they offered a five hour he only took the
two hour. I've never been more upset.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
But that's oreat.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
I can't handle the five hour tour. Come on, guy,
come on.
Speaker 5 (43:42):
But there was one monkey where we had to go
through three metal gates.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
Like that to get to it. I'm like, oh my.
Speaker 5 (43:47):
God, and then they would move their little eyebrows to
make it be like I see you, but don't get closer.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
I learned a lot.
Speaker 5 (43:57):
Wait, while you were talking, I have a thing that
i'd like to bring up to the Banana boys, unless
you have more to talk about the No, no, obviously,
I'm pissed about the EMUs story, okay, because it's not crazy.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
It's like these emos are misbehaving, which is normal.
Speaker 5 (44:13):
They misbehave, so we put out our fans and then
they came back because they feel safe.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
Yeah. There, it is nice. There, it is easy.
Speaker 3 (44:23):
Okay. So this is the thing.
Speaker 5 (44:25):
Pick two to defend you the others attack you. The
goal is to survive one hour. Okay, Well, i'll show
it to you after I read it.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
So two kurts. Okay.
Speaker 5 (44:37):
It's fifty hawks, ten crocodiles, three brown bears, fifteen wolves,
one hunter with a rifle, seven buffalo, ten thousand rats,
five gorillas or four lions. And again it's pick two
to defend you. The others attack you. You gotta survive
(44:57):
one hour.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Well, okay, I'm going to take the hunter and the gorillas.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
You're to defend you. Yes, you're going to take the
hunter and the gorillas to defend you.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
If there is a hunter with a gun attacking you,
he will shoot you immediately and kill you.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
Well, what if you take the ten thousand rats and
they overpower the man and then you take the gun.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
Yeah, then I'm laughing myself to death. That's a problem.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
I mean, I think I have to take the ten
thousand rats because there's you can't there's no defense against
ten thousand rats. There's just too many of them. But
the question is whether they can work together.
Speaker 4 (45:39):
What if you may throw one piece of cheese very
far that might buy you take me, No way, not
ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
You'd have to have a five pound hunk of cheese,
those barb wheels. I'm choosing ten thousand rats and five gorillas.
Gorillas are crazy, strong, powerful, and then but we have
to choose who we were up against.
Speaker 3 (46:01):
Then I'm you're up against all of the rest.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
We're up against all the rest.
Speaker 3 (46:05):
You're up against all the rest.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
Oh yeah, I'm definitely going five gorillas and ten thousand rats.
Speaker 5 (46:15):
Yeah, I mean, I've thought about this a lot, but
I'm taking the hawks. I'm taking fifty hawks ten thousand rats.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
Because the hawks can get away in the air and
nothing else can.
Speaker 3 (46:23):
Well, yeah, because they're gonna claw my fucking eyes out.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
I don't know, have you seen swatting planes? So you
get five of them, they're gonna be swatting those things
out of the air, no problem.
Speaker 5 (46:35):
I don't trust them to not get Like Sillier Morny too,
that's fun.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
The hawks of the rats is interesting because they go
low and they go high. They're like going at the
ankles and they're attacking, and then the hawks are coming
in from above. Also, the hawks could carry the rats
and drop them on the hunter's head. Yeah, that's funny.
I laugh for myself to death, damn it.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
Regardless of how this turns out, Scotty's laughing himself.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
To Yeah it does. Has Ai figured this out for us?
Is there? Oh?
Speaker 5 (47:02):
I'm anti Ai? I haven't all turned off in any way?
I'm anti Who.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
Isn't I've turned mine off? I turned mine off on
my phone and it's still read. It's still giving me
summaries of my text. And when you get summaries of
your text, it's it's so gross because it's like it
just is like here's the information, your little bitch. You like,
it's so aggressive and it's just like it's it's like
(47:28):
you're like, why is my friend being such a prick,
And then you realize, oh, that's just the AI summarizing
what their points are or whatever.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Yep, yeah, it's truly crazy. Also, a text is sort
of a summary of a normal conversation. Yeah, so we're
summarizing summaries now, pretty and I guess emojis or even sure.
Speaker 5 (47:48):
Okay, it comes from this place of like the people
who think logic means void of emotion, like you could
only be logical without any humanity, right, is anti human
to these people.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
Right yeah, where it's essentially how we make all our
decisions or emotionally right yeah damn yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
It's the rats are the X factor. We can all
agree the rats are the scales because that if it
wasn't a thousand.
Speaker 5 (48:23):
Ten thousand is insane. They're not even like making it
a fair thing. You got to pick the ten thousand rats.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
That's a parking lot of rats. I feel like a
small parking lot of rats.
Speaker 5 (48:33):
Because I bet the lion would run the other way.
They're busy, like, oh well, it says there everyone's attacking.
Speaker 3 (48:37):
You don't really have a choice.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
I'm always gonna pick number. I'm gonna pick small thing
number because it's difficult to kill a lot of small things.
Speaker 3 (48:45):
Well, yeah, it's like a bug's life. That's the lesson.
That is a.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
Lesson of the bugs.
Speaker 2 (48:51):
The bugs life the main lesson. It's hard to kill
a lot of small things.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
That's the main thing. Disney was like, what's the takeaway?
It's hard to kill small things.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Oh, speaking of killing small things. Last, but not least,
Georgia Marie Grove sent this in thank you, Georgia Marie Grove.
That's a nice name. Danish couple flees Sweden eco retreat
and leaves behind one hundred and fifty eight barrels of
human waste.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (49:18):
This was on ndtv dot Com. It's written by that
swing in ndtv dot com news team. The Danish chef couple,
known for their environmentally friendly retreats called stead Sands, have
reportedly fled to Guatemala amid a probe for tax by
tax authorities. Fleminghnsen and Meddi Hellbake also left one hundred
(49:43):
and fifty eight barrels of human waste and sewage that
are now seeping into a nearby forest. Let's go get
these guys into problem.
Speaker 1 (49:52):
They just made a whole bunch of money off quote
unquote eco tourism and then left this behind.
Speaker 2 (49:56):
Oh go get them, get in there, automolas ship them back.
Hansen and hell Bak claimed that they felt the call
of the wild when they established their supposedly eco friendly
resort stead Sands in Holland, southern Sweden. The couple previously
operated a popular rooftop bar in Copenhagen. I could see
the connection. Reviewers and influencers praised stad Sands, consisting of
(50:21):
sixteen wooden houses with nature views, calling it enchanting, luxury
and magical. Woo ooh, nothing more magical than one hundred
and fifty eight barrels of sewage nearby, That is magic.
Then the Stedsands were declared bankrupt in March. The pair
allegedly registered as foreign residents prior to Christmas. The couples
under investigation for leaving a trail of financial and in
(50:43):
environmental catastrophe after their sudden departure just months ago after
leaving Copenhagen, where they owed millions of kroner in Danish
tax to Danish tax authorities. The pair moved to Sweden
and founded Steedson. So these guys are con artists as well,
we're saying. Following the establishment of stead since Hanson and
(51:04):
Helbeck began accruing debt to Swedish tax authorities, which reportedly
reached six million some things as.
Speaker 3 (51:11):
Not six million, six million.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
No, I know. God. They have now since opened a
second hotel in Guatemala. Here they go again.
Speaker 5 (51:21):
It down just reminding me of a Kurt and I
did a festival in Vegas and the bankrupted a family
and it was their second failed.
Speaker 3 (51:32):
Yeah, we had a great time though, we had the
best time.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
We had heard. They treated you guys right, They.
Speaker 1 (51:38):
Really treated us right. We had a very good But.
Speaker 5 (51:41):
I think they ended up because after the Hawaii failed
festival It's a movie with her parents, and then after
this failed festival, I don't know what was next.
Speaker 1 (51:48):
I don't know. I wish them the best because they
gave me two of the best festivals I've ever been to.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
There was a photo of so many common Lisa, were
you on the Hawaii festival? Did you go to that?
Speaker 3 (51:58):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (51:59):
I wish I saw a photo on a catamaran of
the palest white comics in the world, laying in jeans
on a catamaran netting over the water. And I'm like,
they paid for all of these people to go to
tell jokes to nobody because he came to that ship.
Speaker 1 (52:16):
It was like me, Eddie Pepperton and Mark Norman wearing
jeans on a sailboat.
Speaker 2 (52:23):
Whoops. Anyways, thank you.
Speaker 3 (52:29):
This way.
Speaker 2 (52:31):
We're quick. We're quick, baby, We're in and out.
Speaker 5 (52:34):
We didn't even make a Dave Matthews band joke with
the sewage kids street Bridge.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
It's our favorite joke.
Speaker 3 (52:41):
I know it never visited it.
Speaker 1 (52:43):
It really doesn't get old. It's still such a treat.
Speaker 5 (52:46):
Yeah, getting covering a bunch of people on a boat
of poop is forever.
Speaker 1 (52:52):
Had all the.
Speaker 2 (52:53):
Bands, I mean maybe Dunk and Chic, I don't know
who'd be worse.
Speaker 5 (52:58):
Thank you for the stories. I feel like I was
disrespectful to the news stories this week.
Speaker 1 (53:02):
But no, you were not.
Speaker 2 (53:03):
You were great.
Speaker 1 (53:04):
You were great. Tell us where you're gonna be where
can people physically.
Speaker 3 (53:07):
Oh my god, truly everywhere?
Speaker 5 (53:09):
And to keep forgetting Okay, Providence, Rhode Island.
Speaker 3 (53:15):
Yeah, that is real comedy connection.
Speaker 5 (53:18):
Yeah, I've ever been. I'm excited San Francisco. I'm in
New Orleans, Philly, Atlanta, charlotteykay all right, and then I'm
gonna announce Australia soon. So if you are a banana, banana.
Speaker 2 (53:33):
Bal yeah, bananamal or. We have a lot of Australian
bananimals and they're probably there's a lot of crossover with
that's messed up. We have a lot of loving crossover
between the two.
Speaker 3 (53:43):
We meet them. I've met our live shows.
Speaker 2 (53:45):
That's great.
Speaker 5 (53:46):
Were where bananas people too? There's actually a bananas thing
I have to send you in my neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (53:52):
Please do, please, just do always a pleasure.
Speaker 3 (53:55):
Are you going to get a banana tattoo?
Speaker 2 (53:59):
Oh? Lisa showing us our banana tack.
Speaker 4 (54:01):
That's a banana tattoo, the most visible tattoo on our person.
You have a lot of fruit tattoo. You have all
the fruits now there, they're like this. As the sleeve
comes down, there's more and more fruits under.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
Those chinchules were going buck wild on you. They thought
they were tasting the rainbow.
Speaker 1 (54:17):
They thought they had a fucking fruit salad.
Speaker 2 (54:20):
This has been bananas. Bananas is an exactly right media production.
Speaker 1 (54:38):
Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.
Speaker 2 (54:40):
The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahan.
Speaker 1 (54:44):
Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.
Speaker 2 (54:47):
And our benevolent overlords are the Great Karen Kilgareff and
Georgia Hartstart.
Speaker 1 (54:51):
And Lisa Maggot is are full human, not a robot intern.
Speaker 3 (55:00):
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