Beardless, D*ckless Me
For 25 years, Kevin Smith has tried to make his beardless, dickless twin of a daughter Harley laugh in real life. Now he does it every week on a podcast.
Episodes
Kevin is accused of Seuss-ian rhymes and Harley talks trends and Labubu. PLUS: A live show update!
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The beginning of the end. Kevin talks about Cannes, Harley talks about Spain, and both talk about the end of BDM as we know it.
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Kevin and Harley discuss Dogma and how art can be impactful.
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Harley and Bill have their first Easter and Kevin’s in the Jay Ward. PLUS: Kevin’s still touring, dogmamovie.com!
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Kevin wins Mr. Steak and Harley gets it Fresco style. PLUS: Kevin is still on the Dogma Resurrection tour. See it with him! dogmamovie.com
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Kevin and Harley learn to pronounce words and answer questions from listeners.
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Before Kevin goes on the Dogma tour, Harley has questions… about the 90’s. Plus: Harley has to sell some shirts!
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Kevin recounts an entire film franchise. Harley longs to live in an Epic Universe. Plus: The Conclusion of the eBay Epic.
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Kevin talks about the surprise sudden re-release of Dogma! Harley records a voice track for a cartoon! Plus: The Devil Went Down to Georgia.
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Kevin has big, life-changing news! Harley has a normal, unexceptional weekend! Plus: Dixon the Cuck Cow!
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Harley’s making music! Kevin’s snatching victory from the jaws of eBay defeat! Plus: Kev gets existential.
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Kevin can’t stop shopping eBay! Harley conducts a quiz! Plus: Tales of Facebook Marketplace Meet-Ups!
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Harley drops her single and Kevin brings the Bible to life! Plus: The show falls into a Pigeon hole.
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Harley has a hypothetical for her Father as she takes over the show. Kevin teases details of his next film. Plus: Beardless, Dickless Live?
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Kevin talks about the Aural Sects Tour and Harley builds the 50th Episode live show in real time. Plus: Rocky and Bullwinkle!
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Harley has questions. Kevin visits another podcast. Plus: Harley's band gets closer to a name.
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Kevin tries to create some structure. Harley dodges hypotheticals. Plus: A Bad Hair Day!
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Harley becomes a clothing magnate. Kevin writes comic books. Plus: The return of Vegan Abattoir!
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Kevin and Harley recap the Wicked singalong before diving deeply into ancient inscriptions on greeting cards. Plus: A Hump Bunny No More!
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Kevin and Harley tell tales of running from the Los Angeles fires. Plus: Bad Bunny Billy’s gotta have it!
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Hosts And Creators
Harley Quinn Smith
Kevin Smith