Beardless, D*ckless Me

Beardless, D*ckless Me

For 25 years, Kevin Smith has tried to make his beardless, dickless twin of a daughter Harley laugh in real life. Now he does it every week on a podcast.

Episodes

July 6, 2025 84 mins

Kevin is accused of Seuss-ian rhymes and Harley talks trends and Labubu. PLUS: A live show update!

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The beginning of the end. Kevin talks about Cannes, Harley talks about Spain, and both talk about the end of BDM as we know it.

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May 15, 2025 61 mins

Kevin and Harley discuss Dogma and how art can be impactful.

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May 8, 2025 58 mins

Harley and Bill have their first Easter and Kevin’s in the Jay Ward. PLUS: Kevin’s still touring, dogmamovie.com!

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May 2, 2025 64 mins

Kevin wins Mr. Steak and Harley gets it Fresco style. PLUS: Kevin is still on the Dogma Resurrection tour. See it with him! dogmamovie.com

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April 24, 2025 62 mins

Kevin and Harley learn to pronounce words and answer questions from listeners.

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April 17, 2025 60 mins

Before Kevin goes on the Dogma tour, Harley has questions… about the 90’s. Plus: Harley has to sell some shirts!

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April 10, 2025 73 mins

Kevin recounts an entire film franchise. Harley longs to live in an Epic Universe. Plus: The Conclusion of the eBay Epic.

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April 3, 2025 63 mins

Kevin talks about the surprise sudden re-release of Dogma! Harley records a voice track for a cartoon! Plus: The Devil Went Down to Georgia.

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March 27, 2025 78 mins

Kevin has big, life-changing news! Harley has a normal, unexceptional weekend! Plus: Dixon the Cuck Cow!

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March 20, 2025 68 mins

Harley’s making music! Kevin’s snatching victory from the jaws of eBay defeat! Plus: Kev gets existential.

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March 13, 2025 62 mins

Kevin can’t stop shopping eBay! Harley conducts a quiz! Plus: Tales of Facebook Marketplace Meet-Ups!

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March 6, 2025 71 mins

Harley drops her single and Kevin brings the Bible to life! Plus: The show falls into a Pigeon hole.

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February 27, 2025 64 mins

Harley has a hypothetical for her Father as she takes over the show. Kevin teases details of his next film. Plus: Beardless, Dickless Live?

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February 20, 2025 57 mins

Kevin talks about the Aural Sects Tour and Harley builds the 50th Episode live show in real time. Plus: Rocky and Bullwinkle!

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February 13, 2025 58 mins

Harley has questions. Kevin visits another podcast. Plus: Harley's band gets closer to a name. 

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February 6, 2025 65 mins

Kevin tries to create some structure. Harley dodges hypotheticals. Plus: A Bad Hair Day!

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January 30, 2025 83 mins

Harley becomes a clothing magnate. Kevin writes comic books. Plus: The return of Vegan Abattoir!

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January 23, 2025 72 mins

Kevin and Harley recap the Wicked singalong before diving deeply into ancient inscriptions on greeting cards. Plus: A Hump Bunny No More!

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January 16, 2025 64 mins

Kevin and Harley tell tales of running from the Los Angeles fires. Plus: Bad Bunny Billy’s gotta have it!

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Harley Quinn Smith

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