February 20, 2025 • 57 mins
Kevin talks about the Aural Sects Tour and Harley builds the 50th Episode live show in real time. Plus: Rocky and Bullwinkle!
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
Mm hmmm, here we go. Welcome back.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Remember oh my god, good memory.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
But thank you. I'm Kevin. We're back kids, We're back live. Man.
If you're watching, you're seeing the mic is like standing
up in my face. This is not the way I
normally do it. But Will was like, please turn it
down and get it right into your mouth. So I'm
gonna work it like this. So if you're watching, you
half a faces covered by the mic. I mean, I
(01:02):
guess I could go to the other side. Let's see
if it looks better there. Yeah, but I talked to
you this way. Okay, this don't matter if you're listening,
and I believe me. I tried to listen recently. I
listened to us on Spotify. So many ads.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
You can't say that.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
So many ads. It's like four minutes before the show
we began.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Hey, we love the ads.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
If you're we appreciate all our sponsors. But if you
were watching this at that Kevin Smith club, you might
be like, there's so much Mike. All right, it will
be the new name of our podcast. So much Mike Mike.
Welcome back kids, to uh beardless, stickless me. I have returned.
(01:44):
Look at this one opening the curtains. Oh my god,
very aggressive, Bertie. She's like a fucking bored man. He's
the most boring room in the house. When every she
comes over, each fucking boring in his room.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
That's his dog's voice. Know what the fuck is happening.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Let's get back to adventure. Why are we in these
born mouies look at each other, we talk chuk yuk,
where's Yoda pinning?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Where's Yoda sticks?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Where's Yoda walks?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
That's his baby German shepherd.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
That's how Birdie perceives all of this. I just got
back from being on the road. Man, those in the
last three weeks. The shows you heard were pre recorded.
I know now we're back in real time, President.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
President.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
But in the time that I've been gone, let me
catch everybody up. I was in a Super Bowl commercial,
parts of the dun King's promotion with Jay Jaye. Soundbob
figured prominently briefly, I should say, when I say prominently,
I mean like less than a second in the aired
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Super Bowl spot. But we were online in a different
spot all together with uh, you know, Ben, mister Ben Affleck.
Very nice of him to include us. So anyway, that
happened while I was on tour. Man Me and Jay
went out on tour. We did the Oral Sex Story.
She's making me better. Bertie is making this room. Bit
(03:19):
this room. So you made you pit me?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
You have to pick me.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah, I'm here, she says what she looks at you, Hey,
she's you know, she just anything that takes my attention
away from Bertie. She says the same thing about her
own mother, about Lucky when.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
You come to my house, Carl's like, we did hit this, Grandpa?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Did I dealt with that? I've dealt with that. The
other day that kep the is he here? God gave
me a real fucking like look like a teenager. Carlos
resting on yours of clerics, cruising on the one cool
thing you ever did. There's any lesson to me, Land.
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It's had to extend a career from one fucking joke. Well, den, clap, clap,
We're all so proud of you.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
What she sounds like she totally would say that.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
So basically, your cat is everybody the artists in her
voice or mine, very specifically specifically yours. On the road
for the Oral sext tour, A You Are CCT went
very fucking well, very.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Well, I'm so glad.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
But I'm happy to report that I saw some dick
lit shirts The wild Man. Oh my god, even better
this is my I had a lot of good times.
Jay was very funny. All the places we went, the
crowds were like, absolutely wonderful. They we sold more merch
than we've ever sold ever before. Oh wow, hold on
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a sneeze.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
A special gift for the listeners.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
If you were watching it that kind of club, you
saw that in action. You saw my hair come popping
out of the fucking open space in my hat that
I'm always asking my kids to tell me to fix
and shit. And that leads into my favorite memory. We're
on tour and I think it was Saint Louis. I
think it was the last show, and I'm on stage,
(05:31):
you know, and we're about to we're picking people. Like
part of the show was we read a script that
I wrote for Quick Stops, my comic books that I
do for Secret Stash Press Dark Horse Comics, and we
were reading a script that was based on the Medatron
character that Alan Rickman played, and the whole thing is
called rick Wiem. So is Jane slobob Re meet the
(05:52):
Angel Metatron and so Jay played Jay, I'm gonna sneeze again.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Oh my god, I'm sorry for about him everybody.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Oh my god. He had been in it in three weeks, so.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
It's been dusty. Oh my god. The poor listeners.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I wish I had to shoes, but the poor.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Listeners are hearing you sneeze. Fucking all snotty you're looking
that's next.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Oh god, all this all this dust makes me, fart
makes me we uh. We're doing the show. Jay was
doing the sequence where he, you know, finds three people
to audition and then we picked the one person who
is gonna read Alan's part, and all throughout the shows
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like sometimes it was women women, sometimes it was men.
One time it was a dude that actually came from England.
Oh wow, it was very good. I'm trying to fucking
wipe my nose, but go, I'll tell a story that
you see me fucking struggling here, Jesus Christ, bring a
whole role with toilet bit. Well she's gone, let's talk
(07:04):
about her. Get it. Oh did you grab the smallest
role of this is all you grabbed? Give me that
empty roll? I said, go grab a roll of toilet paper.
Did you just hit when I'm gonna use this ship
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very sparingly. Walky's on her own.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Oh my god, don't I can't believe they were subjecting
the listeners to you clearing your nose.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Oh man, I'm only human.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Come on, man, oh come on.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
They don't have to see it.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Watch dot com join us and you can watch the
show and the after show, which is called Beardless Stickless.
Plus that's where you'd get to see me wiping all
the snots off my nose as you wait for me
to finish the story of my favorite up the tour.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
There we are. That was ridiculous, Saint Louis. There's so
much justin.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Oh my god, this is insane. What can I tell you?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
This is sanity.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I saw you react yesterday. You had allergies or something
of ship. I wasn't shipping on that I know.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
But we weren't recording a vodcast.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I do stop recording live through it. Thank God's party.
We're not like you know, the Evening News.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
So true.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Nobody expects us to be polished or anything. I think
part of the charm of this era of media is
that it is home green. People like authenticity.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Brah my apology is my apologies.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
So there I am in Saint Louis Jay's, you know,
standing in front of the audience and stuff, trying and
pick people to audition, and somebody from the rafters yells,
Kevin fixed your hat.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Instantly I knew that was a fucking not just a
listener of beardless, tickless plus, but an appreciator of someone
who's been listening deep going like a total dicklet who's
like he's if he knew right now how fucking stupid
his hair looks, he would cringe. I will stand in
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for his daughter and I will tell.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Him that, man, do you know, have you ever just
tried to gel your hair like back.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Loose or like a I don't know. I feel like
my hat would move. What I need to do is
pin the hat to my head.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
No, yeah, No, like my dreamment.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
There would be these holes that I could just put
pins into in the hat would stay.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
No, you can just use palmade Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I don't know if that's another step I'd have to
bring ship with me. It just seems so much easier
to like, do this, what is it? What did you do?
I can't see I'm not a member of that chemist
with cloud. I can't afford it. I'm not I didn't
know that. I'm hill now, whatever excuse you had, I
just fixed my hat, yes, which is what I did
when the person yelled from the rafters, captain, picture your hat,
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which is what I would do with my daughter ever
deigned to fucking say mid show, dad, think your hat,
or she could just say.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
I'll just I'll hit you with the fifth next time,
no go, which.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Is picture picture.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Okay, it sounds like a cat.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Do it twice? It was an emergency. This is bothering
even me. I can't even You wouldn't even get laid
by your wife with hair like that' stuck it out,
come on, spraying it all over. I'll tell you what
I walked away from the road think based on the
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reactions I got from people in the audience whenever I
was like, I do a podcast with my daughter called
beards Dick las b and the applause that we would get,
we could go out soon.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
You think I.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Think we could do small clubs. I think we could
do like two hundred seeds, really weird sedars.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
That'd be crazy.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Could you imagine doing this in front of people and ship?
I can't plase my nose in front of people.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Oh my god, No, he's fucking burping.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Holy shit, that's what you'd see live on stage. Beardless.
Uh you want, you want purpless, stickless me, come join
that Kevin Smith Club.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Actually, premiums can't say a single thing about I know
you're very gassy.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Last I think this fucking this camera on the desk
is really like, Look how dusty it is. I think
that's like where it's coming from. Who you're removing? You
since the floor? I think, so, Oh my god, that
was like Lowis Lane taking Kryptonite away.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Oh my god, the trail of dust in the air.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Can you.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
It may or may not be a little dusty.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Okay. So while I was gone off doing those things
and whatnot, had a very good time touring and realizing
we could totally tour. First off, what should be the
first show? I think, yeah, thank god, therefore you are.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Yes, I think it should be for the fiftieth episode.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
What episode went on?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Who the hell knows?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Question?
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Who the fuck knows?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
So the fiftieth and where I.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Think it should be your very own theater.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Home territory, I think so talking about Somedcastle Cinemas. Yeah,
plantic Islands, New Jersey. I like the way you fucking think. Man,
that's if you get the home court advantage. Motherfucker's been
like whoo whoo, whoo whoo. I think, yeah, all right,
let me see, I'm gonna go to Spotify.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
I think we're on like thirty something.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Oh they don't number well we're.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Oh yeah they but they do want Apple podcasts, I
think do they?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Oh? Oh, I get there.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
I'll do it too.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yeah. Otherwise I'm gonna sit here going one too. You'll
hear me count out that. See, well, I don't even
you know if I can do it here. If I'm
counting one, I'm not even seeing the green bar pop
up on those counts. Well.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Episode this is episode thirty three that we're recording.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
We are recording episode thirty three, The next one that
goes up tomorrow Thursday, meaning today for the people who
are downloading it. The day it drops so true is Thursday,
and it'll be what number thirty what three? So close
to thirty seven, which is huge in mind world. Okay,
so we wind up doing show fifty. Where would that
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place it?
Speaker 3 (14:07):
That would I think it would place it in June sometime.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
June, AND's Madcastle right around your birthday. Yeah, that's a
marketing hook, bro, That's how you get people.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Little birthday show. Please, it's my fucking birthday.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Fucking eh. Absolutely, man, I try to do shows on
my birthday because that's the sympathy.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
You call it the most marketable holiday.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
It is one of the most That would be cool, man.
We do the fiftieth episode live at this Madcastle Cinemas
and calling all dicklets.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Calling all dickluts, a ring ring calling, call.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Dilut all dicklets on day? Holy shit? Can we what
do you charge per ticket? Let me hear it? What
do you think you're worth? Live? We would you perform
as well? You'd have to do a big show.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
You want to bring you?
Speaker 1 (14:57):
You want to bring well? First off, well side table
this conversation to say the name of the band? Did
you say it?
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Yes? Yes, the name of the band is Cinnamon.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
The band, which is two boys and a girl, is
named Cinnamon in honor of.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
My bunny Cinnamon.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Rest in Paul.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Were I saw the photo that you put up what
was the Instagram and you were like continue me, me me.
You put up a picture of those of Melancholy and
the infinite sass. The two boys that you make music with,
Nick and Luke or Lick and Nuke, Yes, and yourself.
And what it called to mind with the name of
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the band and the image was Blondie.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Wow, thank you.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
I could see somebody being like, oh, her name Cinnamon,
just like when we were all when we were kids,
we all thought Blondie was Debbie Harry's name. Yeah, so
I and that that was one of the first thoughts
I had. The very first thought I had was I
can't believe there's not a band called Cinnama.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Right, it's pretty. It was Cinnamon's parting gifts. It was
her final gift to me.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Use my game in your art. Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Stop, sweet?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Did you just die at then? She was, you know,
catching her breath. She said this few weeks fucking rude.
So I was feeling a little scene like it.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
No, I didn't like it.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
I thought it was rather romantic.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
I did not like it.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
You got it from Cinnamon.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Those who are watching con see this happened, reenact my
rabbit's death. You want to want her final breath, sucking asshole.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
It wasn't her final breath, I said. That was two
weeks before. Yeah, she was satisfied that she communicated it.
That was That was I thought it was rather sweet.
But if you want to watch somebody fucking suddenly get awkward,
join that Kevin Smith club. Watch expressions change back to
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the point the band is called Cinnamon. When do you
drop your single?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
I don't want to say, just in case, but on Instagram?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
All right? So by you assume by the fiftieth show,
your singer will have dropped? Oh yes, so do you do?
You sweeten the pot? I mean, and close the first
live ever beardless Dickless meet episode fifty with a perform
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a live performance by Cinnamon right there on this Monecastle stage.
We've had bands performed there before. Oh my god, our
expressions changed altogether.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
I mean might as well.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
Oh my god, it's becoming a thing.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Yeah, no, we have the I mean what you guys
got three instruments? Right?
Speaker 3 (18:08):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Just too right?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
What do you well we have?
Speaker 1 (18:12):
We would have somebody would come and play drums or something.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Yeah, and we would have somebody come and play I.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Got your guy, Oh many skins?
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Oh perfect?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
But you need what a drummer?
Speaker 3 (18:27):
A drummer and another guitarist is that right.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
So you couldn't do it with you can't do it
with no drummer. No, you could do it without the
other guitarists.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Yeah, but there would just be a missing part.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
So in the song it would just fall quiet and
everyone look around at each other awkwardly and start to applaud,
Like at the end of the song, we're like, no, no, no, no, got,
we just can't afford that guy's here, comes like all right,
so it would be five people on stage. You matter
start saving so you can travel your band out there?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Would put them?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Oh gosh, where can we put them up? Is that
the first question?
Speaker 3 (19:08):
No, that wasn't the first question.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
What is the first question?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
The theater's not paying for ours?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Oh oh no, Oh Heaven's dope. No, so you would
have to they'd have to all get themselves out there.
But that being said, you could pay for their fucking
coach tickets, which would be cheapest out of your earnings
of the gig. And I'll give you one hundred percent
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of the gig ernie. You'll hate me for it, but
we'll make money on refreshments and ship like that.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
No, that's so nice, Or.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Let's be honest, I'll probably like be like, well, don't
you charge you for two hours? Like you can rent
the theater and ship then you could do everything.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Oh my god, should I rent up the theater?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
And number one, it's not like you have to pay.
You can rent it out and just be like, all right,
take it off what we were in by the time
you sell. What would you charge?
Speaker 3 (20:09):
I don't know what is reasonable.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Generally we charge like thirty seven bucks is right around there.
But for the Marat screening, we did thirty bucks because
it was the thirtieth anniversary, and we also gave it
a free cups. The other thing you might want to
think about doing a fucking commemorative cup. People love that shit.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
I'm just gonna get a bunch of white cups and
write dickl it on them.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
You could do that, Yeah, I mean you could do that.
You don't even have to do that. You can have
those made so cheap if it was that it was
just dicklet which if you want to do, that's totally great.
The more complex the image is, the more you know
it gets. But like you could do let me see
what do they cost me? Like, I think they're like
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fifty cents a cup.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Oh damn.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Really you work that into the like, yeah, something that
just says I'm a Dicklin same design as the shirt,
or I'm a dick Lit and also the show information
like Be'redless Stickless live first ever date location with a
with a live performance by Cinnamon, or or you do
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the commemorative cup as the cover of whatever your single is,
you put that on the cup. Damn, I'm telling you
man the fire ideas. But that's that's a fucking show
right there.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
That is a that's a pack dash show.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
You went while we were gone. You went to see
Mannequin Pussy. I did, and I saw you briefly on tour.
I did because of that we were both in the
Boston area. We were both massholes for a moment. And
if you saw my very adorable uh TikTok post, I
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don't know if I did it on Instagram, you'll see.
You know. We went to try to go to a
vegan restaurant and it didn't quite work.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
That was a ridiculous. That was crazy. Remember we went
to the second place and it was closed.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
We could not get We wound up eating a veggie grill,
which always gave us the taste of California trustworthy. We're
happy to have it too. Thank you, Veggie Girl, the
only Veggie Girl on the fucking entire East Coast still
operating out there in mess. Jesus, So I saw Harley
was out there. You went to a live music show.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
A live music show, yes?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
What was it called the event?
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Something in the way fast, something.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
In the way fast. You saw many bands, but you
were chiefly there to see where are they at?
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Of Philadelphia?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Pihliladelphia is now mannin pussy. Uh? I believe you put
up an Instagram post the other day of your band, yes,
announcing cinnamon. And was it in the post itself or
on the story the response.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
A response, I don't know, good question.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Would you put in your feet or.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
I put it on both? I was attacking from all.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
The mannequin pussy. Uh.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
I don't want to make a.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
A proud like to be like you have a band,
So I don't know if I'm you. I'm fucking reaching
out to that Philadelphia mannequin pussy fucking crowd because Jersey
ain't far from there. Man. Maybe the pussy shows up,
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so you do the show. Maybe you're like I would
like to interview man Pussy on the show. That gives
them a reason and then that gives them a reason
to stick around and watch your band.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Oh my god, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Just saying maybe crazy because then if Mannic and Pussy
is coming on the show, guess what they tell their
fans and they buy tickets and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Just saying this is getting this is getting wild.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Just saying, if you're gonna do your first ever live
show and it's episode fifty and you want to put
asses in.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
See it somehow mannikin Pussy was at my very first show,
that'd be crazy.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
If you're like, I would love to interview you guys
at my live show at my movie theater. I'm flushing
when we do our fiftieth episode, talk about I guarantee
you if they're like not touring or whatnot, why wouldn't
they promo for them and ship?
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Okay, anyways, I'm just we can further discuss later that it's.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
A fucking show worth attendant going to fucking throwing and
shit like that. And then on top of it all,
like when all of a sudden done after you build
your fucking dream show and whatnot, when it's all finished
to have the money, all that filthy lucra.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
I thought you're going to be like to be in Jersey.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
I'm realistic. Yeah, that would be fucking that's a fire
fucking episode. What you got more ideas?
Speaker 3 (25:22):
I just remembered I'm going to be in New York
at some point in June. Anyways, what per a wedding?
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Really?
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Anybody I know getting married?
Speaker 3 (25:32):
No, but could be around the same time.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Well, I've already asked Ernie to put a side a
time in a date.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
The moment you showed interest, I was like, well, I'm
gonna fucking grab this tiger by the tail. Let me see,
I wrote, er my dumb ass kid now, I said,
my bitch ass taught it June twenty first, June twenty second,
seven pm, Beardless, dickless me Live, thirty seven dollars.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Well, you already had a price.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
And then then I also said one month out if
it sells, Well, we had a ten PM show of
Jane so reboot for ten dollars and that's the movie business,
my friend, so funny. So you know, yead you you
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fucking you have a cup for that show. Your first
show live Atpecastle cinemas where your face is all over
to jizoint you know in Jersey, state of your birth.
Speaker 5 (26:47):
Interviewing dude, why where is this coming from?
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Where is interviewing mannequin posy?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
You can interview them on the show.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
You never interviewed anybody.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
That's why it's an even bigger honor man, because they're.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Close to we're closely advertising an idea of a show
right now, we haven't put it on.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
This is where dreaming it up. How things happen.
Speaker 6 (27:10):
With them as you're there.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
They're touring all the time.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
But it could be that they're on the Okay, anyways,
let's just let's do the man what you can make,
because that's also fun.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Where you're like, oh, let's not do this on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
People are doing it for themselves.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
I don't know how much I'm going to make.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
I mean, it's what you clear, not necessarily what you make.
But they're people to know I stop embarrassing noises until
you stop.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
A humble person.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
What are we talking about?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Please?
Speaker 1 (27:49):
That helps people want to like back your show with, like,
oh yeah, I want to all right, anyways, how quickly
are you going to reach out to the good folks at.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
I don't know. I don't I don't know if come on,
let's let's not let's not all right? All right, all right?
Speaker 1 (28:13):
That is my programming to be like, oh it's I
can fix that.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
One fucking thing out of time. Okay, one thing out
of time, buddy. But I love love where your head's at.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
I move a dream speed, my friend?
Speaker 3 (28:29):
You really do you really do it? Oh my god, you.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Really do time. I got left in this best of
all possible world, especially with all this fucking dust.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Are you going back in for another blow? Oh? And
there he goes and another blow, another blow, and he's
picking his nose and he's wiping his ass, you know,
going like.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
You know how you build your dream make a healthy living,
and I lay it out for you. And when you
are fucking handed the mic, you're like a whole pick
in his asshole like an atl would that fucking demssial.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
That's the difference between me and you.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
All right, what did you? What have you? What are
you up to this week? You're on your way to
do something correct. I just got home, but you're on
your way someplace else.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
A special surprise project allowed to say we're going we're
not talking about is that right?
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Alright? All the content, don't you? You can't talk about that.
I can't talk about that either.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
While you were gone, I filmed. We filmed our first
music video, did you Yes? We did legit.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
I don't think I knew this?
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Oh yeah we did?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Where? How? Who?
Speaker 3 (29:56):
In my garage?
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Literally a garage.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Performance kind of and just.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
People playing music at us, which could also be a story.
But I mean, is it more than you.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
All tried to convey a story through my performance? But
it's not story based. It's a performance. Yea performance.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
And when you say I tried to did you direct
this music video?
Speaker 3 (30:22):
No, my friend Sess Srwood directed it.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Oh chet just that curiosity? Why didn't you direct it?
And that's no.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Pressure because an element of the video that we are
using I have no idea how to do, and Seth
kills it. And Seth is also just a super talented,
lovely individual who I'm honored to work with.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
That's why I like it just thrown out there. In
some circles, I am known to be a director.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Just I love you so much called the visionary. I
love you so much? Music is.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
You don't need something.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
I'm trying to build for myself smart, an identity of
my own perhaps smart.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
What is the what's the element? Is there some old
video or imagery or something that you're blending into the video? Interesting?
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Yeah, you could say you'll see soon. Well i'll show
you after this.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
It's all done righty.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
No, it's being edited now.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
What uh? And if you had to guess when you
think the song you're gonna drop, do you drop the
song and the video at the same time? I guess
that makes sense.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
We're dropping them separately.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Actually, how far far?
Speaker 3 (31:48):
Probably about two weeks apart from each other? Three weeks
the song.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Song only m h I this I only ask, not
because I'm pushing an agenda, but just out of curiosity.
Why song over video in this very visually oriented today.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Because we're we want to put out our song as
soon as possible.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
I feel that's good answer, and I can see that
I am more than happy to pour it into my
social media streams.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
When you're why, thank you ready for it? Please?
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Is that against your morals or no? I can do that.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
I just got to prove to the world that I
can do something on my own, you know, but you
can support me.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
I just don't want to get in trouble.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
If I support, your support means the world. You support
means the world. I'm just trying to do something.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Let me off my directorials, please, I have no interest
in directing music videos. I'm not gonna I've tried. This
is me turning you down.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Well, I was waiting for you to all right.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Let me just preemptively tell you hard.
Speaker 5 (33:04):
No, okay, my lord, I'm more than a hip hop
Oh of course, I'm more of a story video guy.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
So I need a big budget. You couldn't afford my ass. Oh,
I'm Michael Bay of music videos. He's like Michael Bay
of music videos. Nice? What thinking about trying to trying
to find a fucking joke to dive off of?
Speaker 3 (33:36):
But sometimes you're.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Just Michael Bay. Doesn't lead you down a lot of
fucking content paths without being gossipy or something like that.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Beardless, Stickless Me is not a gossipy show.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
What is beardless Stickless Me? If you had to define
it for the new listener, which we may have a few,
or you know, the dunkin Donuts spot, there may be
a person who's like Kevin Smith is still alive. Googled
me found out somehow that I do a podcast as well,
or you know, fucking somebody saw you in my TikTok
(34:15):
going to the vegan joint, or like he's he's got
a daughter. I don't even know he got late, and
then they find you and discover your content show like that.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
That's true. Welcome if you're new or returning.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Explain the show to them. Sometimes you got to reset,
Like in radio, when you're on radio, you gotta be like,
and it's uh twelve thirty here at w K or
a kr e L because it's a baby seventy eight
degrees on a Wednesday and you're listening to the beardless
dickless duo.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
I would say we're a comedy show. Yeah, yeah, what
else would what the fuck else would we be?
Speaker 1 (35:00):
No, it never would never occur to me to call it.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
I think under Apple Podcasts comedy.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Yeah, it's a tall bar. It really is a wide
open for a bunch of criticisms. People be like they
said it's comedy. I'm still waiting at what episode is?
Thirty three episodes in and I'm still waiting a laugh.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Can you imagine someone listen to all thirty three and once?
I mean, yeah, that's super.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
That's the internet hate listening, right or watch I just look.
It'd be amazing though, if they joined that Kevin Smith
club to hate watch like, I hate this so so
so much. I just got to look at their ugly, stupid,
fucking faces while.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
They do it.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
But they just dropped the newest episode.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Wow, all right, well again, I guess episode fifty. It's
gonna be pretty fucking huge.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
It's gonna be pretty crazy. You can bet your ass.
They'll be shirts at the show.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Oh that's true.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
There maybe there will even be new merch at the show.
Maybe there will be an exclusive.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Well, there's gonna be a cup for sure.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Can you get your cup?
Speaker 1 (36:16):
I could get a cup, person on it and we
got what is it? What's We're in February March, so
a couple of months.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
Yeah, we got time.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
But yeah, I can. I can do that. I Mean.
The thing is when they make cups, they tend to
make them like, are they like five hundreds or something
like that.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
Oh my, that's a lot of cups.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
You'll be living with some cups or some time. But
you take them on the road and ship like that.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
But is that a waste of plastic?
Speaker 1 (36:43):
No, because nobody wastes. They hold on to it. It's
a treasure, particularly if you sign it that pressure. That's
the thing. It's like with it. If you do a
bear design on the cup like you did with the shirt,
and there's lots of white space, then you can tag.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
It, you know what? I think we should. I just
went to a tiler Nick and.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Luke are too cool to actually lift an actual pant.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Okay, anyway, I just went to a Tyler the Creator
concert and it's so fucking awesome. But his like, the
actual set was so cool and it was he had
like a living room type set up on stage.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
What if we oh, you want to build a set
as well? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (37:29):
What if we start?
Speaker 1 (37:32):
What do you mean you're not flying the band?
Speaker 3 (37:33):
It started with me being like, we should bring the
Father Dave record just so people can and lay eyes
on it in person.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
You can project it behind us on the screen.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
Well, that is true. But then I was like, what
if we we get we get a nice little cozy setup, like.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Have David and Jada build a set.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
Oh, I mean if we want to go crazy, but
I just meant like throw a cup of chairs.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Yeah, well we'll have the normal I assumed, which would
be like me and Jay just performed and it's all
I always have the same setup.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
You're behind a table, right little.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Castle, so it's like a table here and two tables.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
On the side behind it, like this, that's going to
be the setup.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
The weird part of the show, then, is that you
and I are used to this staring at each other
as we do the show. We're being across from one another.
In that instance, we'll both be side by side facing
the audience. So it becomes and the show is a
lot different than this. Here we can meander and you know,
(38:42):
even though they call it a comedy, we don't really
feel the need to be funny constantly. Yeah, that change
is right quick. When you're fucking sitting in front of
an audience, man, then you you it becomes like, all right,
what's funny? What's funny? What's and I'm gonna tell a
story that I know is funny. I'm gonna Yeah, you
(39:03):
start mining comedy because that's the easiest way to judge
how well you're doing. People are laughing, You're like, oh
my god, they like us. People are quiet. They could
like you, but they could also just be like silent.
I paid thirty seven dollars for this. I better get
two cups and I still got to listen to a
fucking cinnamon band after this shit. Fuck Hey, but yeah, man,
(39:28):
that's a fucking it's an East Coast show. Means you're
pulling from New York and fucking Philly, home of Mannequin
Pussy because mannicin Pussy is your guests on the show. Yeah, that's.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
I mean, that's.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
That's how you get to episode fifty and shit like that.
That's how you celebrate.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
Sounds like we gotta fucking plan.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Then if it goes well, I would say, within twenty
four hours of the end of the show, you'll be like,
when can we do it again?
Speaker 3 (40:05):
I bet? I bet?
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Can we do this in California? Oh?
Speaker 3 (40:09):
It's really be like, yeah, that'd be so scary to
do it here.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
That's how you debut the band, man, you know what
I'm saying, Like you debut the band not going in
I mean you could go in cold, but like, use
everything you got and you got a successful podcast that
you could draw from and that puts people in a room,
and then you just fucking go to town.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
These are facts facts, These are street facts.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Marketing with Kevin Smith.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
This was a lesson. I hope you all learned something today.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
It's a lesson that. Yeah, hopefully everyone's going to benefit
from when you when it actually happens, when you're like
the fifteenth, that'll be crazy. All right. But wait, did
you finish talking about what you did while I was gone?
You're not talking about what you're about to do.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
Worked on music, music video.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
Music makes that people come to agether.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
Just very music centric past three weeks, seeing music, making music,
trying to put out music the main of music video. Yeah,
that's what I've been up to.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
Did you watch your Grammys?
Speaker 3 (41:28):
Yeah? That rapper Doc Doc's amazing.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
She's fantastic like rapper. I did know. It's like, oh,
that sounds like hip hop. I grew up listening to
a very story or I like drugs.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
I liked, you know the sound.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
I saw a video after she won. I guess they
on Good Morning America they put up a clip of
a TikTok she put up on Instagram. She put up
like a couple of years ago where she was like,
I just got fired from my job. I guess I'm
gonna I think I'm just going to start going to
studios now. Stuff. She just like hit a place where
(42:13):
she was like, I'm I'm done, and within a couple
fucking years she was win to Grammy.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
It's crazy, there's that those those stories are inspiring, It's true.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Chapel Rowan is also one of why what's her story?
Speaker 3 (42:30):
There's just like a video of her being I think
she's talking about performing. She's like performing in a park
or something, and she's talking about how she wants to perform,
I believe at the Governor's Ball. And then a few
years later she was performing at the Governor's Ball.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
The Governor's Ball, meaning like.
Speaker 3 (42:50):
Oh, it's a big festival. Oh it's.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
What is her music like?
Speaker 3 (43:00):
She makes pop music.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
So along the lines of I know, she's got a
very distinctive look and stuff, and no artist sounds like another.
But what would you group her with if you were
grouping her in a music store?
Speaker 3 (43:15):
Lady Gaga?
Speaker 1 (43:16):
Oh really, I would say that's kind of based on
the looks I've seen that she wears. I thought her
shit was a lot more like metal or industrial. It's
always people wearing like suits of armor, or maybe not always.
I saw one performance where she was.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
Wearing Yeah, just the just the one I think because.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Like, oh she must do fucking like Vey mousteam fucking
metal music.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
It's pop.
Speaker 3 (43:40):
It's for sure pop.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
She was also an internet kid.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
I don't know about it internet kid, but she's just
there's this like super famous video of her performing in
a park to like just a few people, and now
she's one of the most popular artists on the planet.
On the planet, So just another inspiring story.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
Why don't you what's more important being successful or being
the artist that you are?
Speaker 3 (44:16):
Being the artist that I am.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
What if somebody showed you the future and they're like,
being the artist you are, twelve people are going to know.
But you can be cha. You could be tavel Rowan
like and you'll be bigger than fucking you know, Kendrick Lamar.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
What's the catch?
Speaker 1 (44:36):
You gotta have a career that you probably wouldn't lean
to it like very poppy, that you got to make
music that you wouldn't even listen to.
Speaker 3 (44:45):
Would I be proud of it or like it?
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Yeah? But in the way that like somebody was like,
follow this recipe to make the perfect ship pie. Oh God,
You're like no, I'm just saying, like, you will spend
your time baking something that you don't want and you're
baffled that anyone would want to consume it.
Speaker 3 (45:11):
I That's how I feel about not that. No, that's
how the podcast. I'm just like, how do people That's
it blows my mind.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
That podcast, I don't think that. I don't think of
that first, you're consuming ship Pie on the regular.
Speaker 3 (45:34):
I don't know how people would listen to me, and
it confuses me. I feel like I'm a ship Pie,
not the podcast.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
What the but?
Speaker 1 (45:44):
But if you if they, if you got successful doing
your own music, you'd be like, hey, because I'm that's me.
Speaker 3 (45:50):
I Well, I'm also much more insecure about talking, like
on a podcast rather than the music.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
Behind the mic. So betwixt the two mics, this mic
here and a fucking mic on stage or studio.
Speaker 3 (46:07):
This mic is scarier, is that right? This mic is
way scarier. Putting yourself out there, being your trying to
be yourself is fucking terrifying.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Just half the show was me talking and you being like, I.
Speaker 5 (46:19):
Don't know, daddy, Oh god, I'm so confused.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
Now yeah, go ahead, man, that's the hook right there.
Then people start going like, have you heard fucking Kevin's podcast?
Speaker 2 (46:34):
Weird?
Speaker 3 (46:34):
Thing that's going on.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Won't she just fucking sings. That's their game, that's their hook,
and they discovered it like thirty episode thirty three episodes
in all right, it's starting from this moment. Sing all
your responses.
Speaker 3 (46:49):
I'll try.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
You didn't even sing that, I'll try. There you go,
all right? So have you seen Captain America New World,
A brave New World? No, no, that's not a good podcast,
co host. If you're giving one word answers, you gotta
(47:11):
give me more.
Speaker 3 (47:12):
If I'm singing and it's one word, no way, no,
I haven't. This is done. It just sounded. It sounded.
It sounds more so singing, but I just haven't had
a chance. But singing it makes it sound like there's another.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
Reason I have. I've been far too busy.
Speaker 3 (47:35):
I've been just too busy.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
But I'll see it at my first leisure You're not
really necessarily like I'm in the bag for all things Marvel.
Will you see Lelo and Stitch the moment?
Speaker 3 (47:47):
Yes, yes, I don't hear you.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
Yes, really at the moment like bad hits, But that's
a premiere you'd like to go to. If somebody was
and he's offering why not.
Speaker 3 (48:02):
They're not say yeah, I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
I didn't think so Disney hasn't offered me anything in
a long time.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
Maybe we could, Hey, hey Disney, Yeah hear us.
Speaker 1 (48:12):
Hey Disney, do you want the dicklets in your corner?
They're like, not at all. We go well out of
our way. We don't dicklets of all kinds here at Disney.
Speaker 3 (48:23):
Do you want to see the live action Leilo and Stitch?
Speaker 2 (48:25):
Yes, I do.
Speaker 3 (48:27):
Stitch looks so fucking cute.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
I think Stitch looks adorable and it's exactly and it's
a design because he's an alien anyway.
Speaker 3 (48:36):
Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 1 (48:37):
Yeah, he can look all fucking like the three D
cartoon version of himself without somebody being like, like, for example,
this ain't me shitting adjacent Lee by any stretching the imagination.
But years ago they did Underdog as a movie and
he was the voice of Underdog. But Underdog was just
like a doction, and you would think I'd be like,
holy fuck, oh yeah, but it was just a dog
(49:00):
and he thought things. I don't even think they made
his mouth move, and shit.
Speaker 3 (49:05):
This is like only a little bit ringing a bell.
Speaker 1 (49:08):
Look, I'm happy any Underdog movie got made by somebody
and congratulate everybody that worked on it and shit like that.
But for my taste, I would have preferred a movie
that was more along the lines of Rocky and bowl Winkle,
where they put Rocky and Bowinkle as characters in it,
and they looked like Rocky and bowl Winkle and you know,
they were cartoons, but that worked for the plot. Underdog
(49:29):
was one of my favorite fucking cartoons. So when they
did a kind of like just a live action dog,
I was.
Speaker 6 (49:34):
Like, Oh, I see, but Stitch though, Stitch looks like Stitch,
So I'm like, I'm all in.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
I'm all for it, and shit, I love it. I'm
gonna say something controversial here and maybe it'll put our
podcast on the map as all of Letterbox comes after us.
But oh, Stitch is cinema.
Speaker 5 (49:59):
Oh yeah, look as you you were cringing like.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
Fifteenthsary Live show.
Speaker 3 (50:07):
They just let us to our show first, please, Oh
my god, of course.
Speaker 1 (50:11):
But I'm referred to the old one. I don't know
about the new.
Speaker 3 (50:14):
Stitch has had such a big impact on my life.
Speaker 1 (50:17):
I feel it such a beautiful story and it is
very unorthodox because you know, it's Disney and there's hard
to and stuff. But Stitch is kind of an asshole,
or in the words of fucking Charlie xc X stitches.
Speaker 3 (50:31):
Brat Stitch is actually.
Speaker 1 (50:35):
And somehow makes it work and stuff. But the spine,
the emotional spine that runs through Leland Stitch that makes
it cinema is o'hanna means family, and family means no one.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
Is left behind, our forgotten, My god lost. He's crying everyone.
That picture that you guys have.
Speaker 1 (51:05):
Yeah, where he's looking at him and the ducks, so
looking at the book and he's like, I'm lost, Oh
my god, I don't even know where that pictures.
Speaker 3 (51:14):
Yeah, where is that picture?
Speaker 1 (51:15):
It needs to go up, So every time you pass it,
you're just gonna cry. I did when I bought it.
That was all right, that's all you get from beerless Stickless.
I'm getting too emotional. Ship.
Speaker 3 (51:28):
He's got tears in.
Speaker 1 (51:30):
I won't commit to the concept. You're supposed to be
singing every response.
Speaker 3 (51:33):
He's got tears in his.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
Eyes, like, my dad's a big fat pussy's.
Speaker 3 (51:39):
A fucking bitch, a little bitch ass my.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
Courage a hip hop artist to take that and turn
into a hook, one in which you make no money
for it, but it becomes very famous. No, I hope
you get paid. I was gonna say it, but I
(52:06):
hope you get paid, as they say paid. Period. There
it is, kids, there's your beerd listick thiss me for
this week, more next week. If we're following according to
your you know fucking formula that you presented in pitch season.
You're in charge of the next episode.
Speaker 3 (52:25):
Oh, I forgot we were doing that.
Speaker 1 (52:29):
My job is to remember all. It pays to listen
to the show. Well, yesterday, while I was walking the dogs,
I listened to the show you did. I told you.
I opened with that A lot of commercials, A lot
of commercials. If kids, I'd be paying for the premium
that Kevin Smith Club experience, no commercials, all video plus
(52:49):
the after show. Beardless that being said, many commercials, but
I listened to everything, so I was.
Speaker 3 (52:57):
Smart. Yeah, okay, well next time, all right.
Speaker 1 (53:01):
You're in charge. You get to design the entire show,
and you probably don't remember, but there's something you love
really of course.
Speaker 3 (53:10):
Everything else.
Speaker 1 (53:11):
No, there it is, my friends, there's your beardless stickless
me for this week. If you're a member of that
Kevin Smith Club. The show ain't ending. The show's ending,
but the fund's just starting. As we get over to
the after show where we let our hair down at Beardless, Stickless, loose.
But if you're like man, I got a fucking money
to waste on you and your fucking stupid kid. As
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why I listen to the free version. I respect enough
my childhood, the process.
Speaker 3 (53:41):
We get it.
Speaker 1 (53:42):
But that being said, the show ends here. But if
you're ready to party, you have disposed of Blain, come
over that Givin Smith where Beard the Stickles plus will continue.
Failing that, my friends tune in next time. You know,
when me and Jay were on tour, we opened every show.
(54:03):
I made him open every show with something that I
was I was watching a lot of Rocky and Bowenkle
on the road and the old episodes when it was
Rocky and his friends before Bowinkle became the big star
of the show. Began with a thunder of jets and
an open sky, a streak of gray and a cheerful
and then Rocky goes him. While we were on stage,
(54:26):
I would be like a thunder of jets and an
open sky, a streak of j and a cheerful.
Speaker 2 (54:29):
And then he went, Hi, that's so cute. I like that.
Speaker 1 (54:36):
Rocky and bullwinkle Man. I'll fucking that's good for what
allows you. I got me through two weeks on the
road of like horrible news of the world and shit
and just being away from home and stuff. Whenever I
was like cycling darkly, circling the darkness, whatever the fuck,
I switched over to Rocky bowgum Boy. That made all
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the difference. I feel that it's a funny fucking show.
And they they made fun of everything. They were so
ahead of their time. Those motherfuckers were making like woke jokes.
They made fucking like jokes about the weather, like about
the climate in nineteen fifty nine. That's kind it's kind
of comforting because it shows you that, like you want
to be like these guys were profound geniuses, and they
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were definitely geniuses. But it just shows you that as
much as the world changes, it doesn't the same shit
like people were upset about or making jokes about, or
like oh my god, frustrated and parrotying and satirizing still
exists today. They do a whole arc. I mean, they
take they light off on the government so often it's
fucked up. But they did an arc where like Bowwinkle,
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like the whole fucking storyline is based on they come
out of seeing like a fucking Marlon Brando movie. Marlon
Brando is being like praised for the new kind of acting,
you know. So buw wickles aside, that's easy, anybody could
do it, and he does at Marlon Brando pressure, or
he's just like duh, still still a hurt still and
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fucking somebody nearby fates because they fucking felt they saw something,
but they assumed that it was because Bowenckle's acting is
so profound that he fainted. So he winds up going
to Hollywood to become a major movie star and he
gets some bad representation that charges him to do it.
Speaker 3 (56:20):
It's like, that's that's genius.
Speaker 1 (56:24):
Still fucking it holds up no matter like things change.
They say the same of that. Sorry, I don't want
to start a whole the show on. This show's over
for beardless dickless Meam Kevin Smith, and go have a
beardless dickless day.
Speaker 2 (56:43):
Day.
Speaker 1 (56:43):
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Mm hmmm, here we go. Welcome back.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Remember oh my god, good memory.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
But thank you. I'm Kevin. We're back kids, We're back live. Man.
If you're watching, you're seeing the mic is like standing
up in my face. This is not the way I
normally do it. But Will was like, please turn it
down and get it right into your mouth. So I'm
gonna work it like this. So if you're watching, you
half a faces covered by the mic. I mean, I
(01:02):
guess I could go to the other side. Let's see
if it looks better there. Yeah, but I talked to
you this way. Okay, this don't matter if you're listening,
and I believe me. I tried to listen recently. I
listened to us on Spotify. So many ads.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
You can't say that.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
So many ads. It's like four minutes before the show
we began.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Hey, we love the ads.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
If you're we appreciate all our sponsors. But if you
were watching this at that Kevin Smith club, you might
be like, there's so much Mike. All right, it will
be the new name of our podcast. So much Mike Mike.
Welcome back kids, to uh beardless, stickless me. I have returned.
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Look at this one opening the curtains. Oh my god,
very aggressive, Bertie. She's like a fucking bored man. He's
the most boring room in the house. When every she
comes over, each fucking boring in his room.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
That's his dog's voice. Know what the fuck is happening.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Let's get back to adventure. Why are we in these
born mouies look at each other, we talk chuk yuk,
where's Yoda pinning?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Where's Yoda sticks?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Where's Yoda walks?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
That's his baby German shepherd.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
That's how Birdie perceives all of this. I just got
back from being on the road. Man, those in the
last three weeks. The shows you heard were pre recorded.
I know now we're back in real time, President.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
President.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
But in the time that I've been gone, let me
catch everybody up. I was in a Super Bowl commercial,
parts of the dun King's promotion with Jay Jaye. Soundbob
figured prominently briefly, I should say, when I say prominently,
I mean like less than a second in the aired
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Super Bowl spot. But we were online in a different
spot all together with uh, you know, Ben, mister Ben Affleck.
Very nice of him to include us. So anyway, that
happened while I was on tour. Man Me and Jay
went out on tour. We did the Oral Sex Story.
She's making me better. Bertie is making this room. Bit
(03:19):
this room. So you made you pit me?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
You have to pick me.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah, I'm here, she says what she looks at you, Hey,
she's you know, she just anything that takes my attention
away from Bertie. She says the same thing about her
own mother, about Lucky when.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
You come to my house, Carl's like, we did hit this, Grandpa?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Did I dealt with that? I've dealt with that. The
other day that kep the is he here? God gave
me a real fucking like look like a teenager. Carlos
resting on yours of clerics, cruising on the one cool
thing you ever did. There's any lesson to me, Land.
(04:09):
It's had to extend a career from one fucking joke. Well, den, clap, clap,
We're all so proud of you.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
What she sounds like she totally would say that.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
So basically, your cat is everybody the artists in her
voice or mine, very specifically specifically yours. On the road
for the Oral sext tour, A You Are CCT went
very fucking well, very.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Well, I'm so glad.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
But I'm happy to report that I saw some dick
lit shirts The wild Man. Oh my god, even better
this is my I had a lot of good times.
Jay was very funny. All the places we went, the
crowds were like, absolutely wonderful. They we sold more merch
than we've ever sold ever before. Oh wow, hold on
(05:04):
a sneeze.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
A special gift for the listeners.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
If you were watching it that kind of club, you
saw that in action. You saw my hair come popping
out of the fucking open space in my hat that
I'm always asking my kids to tell me to fix
and shit. And that leads into my favorite memory. We're
on tour and I think it was Saint Louis. I
think it was the last show, and I'm on stage,
(05:31):
you know, and we're about to we're picking people. Like
part of the show was we read a script that
I wrote for Quick Stops, my comic books that I
do for Secret Stash Press Dark Horse Comics, and we
were reading a script that was based on the Medatron
character that Alan Rickman played, and the whole thing is
called rick Wiem. So is Jane slobob Re meet the
(05:52):
Angel Metatron and so Jay played Jay, I'm gonna sneeze again.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Oh my god, I'm sorry for about him everybody.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Oh my god. He had been in it in three weeks, so.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
It's been dusty. Oh my god. The poor listeners.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I wish I had to shoes, but the poor.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Listeners are hearing you sneeze. Fucking all snotty you're looking
that's next.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Oh god, all this all this dust makes me, fart
makes me we uh. We're doing the show. Jay was
doing the sequence where he, you know, finds three people
to audition and then we picked the one person who
is gonna read Alan's part, and all throughout the shows
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like sometimes it was women women, sometimes it was men.
One time it was a dude that actually came from England.
Oh wow, it was very good. I'm trying to fucking
wipe my nose, but go, I'll tell a story that
you see me fucking struggling here, Jesus Christ, bring a
whole role with toilet bit. Well she's gone, let's talk
(07:04):
about her. Get it. Oh did you grab the smallest
role of this is all you grabbed? Give me that
empty roll? I said, go grab a roll of toilet paper.
Did you just hit when I'm gonna use this ship
(07:25):
very sparingly. Walky's on her own.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Oh my god, don't I can't believe they were subjecting
the listeners to you clearing your nose.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Oh man, I'm only human.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Come on, man, oh come on.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
They don't have to see it.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Watch dot com join us and you can watch the
show and the after show, which is called Beardless Stickless.
Plus that's where you'd get to see me wiping all
the snots off my nose as you wait for me
to finish the story of my favorite up the tour.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
There we are. That was ridiculous, Saint Louis. There's so
much justin.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Oh my god, this is insane. What can I tell you?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
This is sanity.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I saw you react yesterday. You had allergies or something
of ship. I wasn't shipping on that I know.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
But we weren't recording a vodcast.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I do stop recording live through it. Thank God's party.
We're not like you know, the Evening News.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
So true.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Nobody expects us to be polished or anything. I think
part of the charm of this era of media is
that it is home green. People like authenticity.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Brah my apology is my apologies.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
So there I am in Saint Louis Jay's, you know,
standing in front of the audience and stuff, trying and
pick people to audition, and somebody from the rafters yells,
Kevin fixed your hat.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Instantly I knew that was a fucking not just a
listener of beardless, tickless plus, but an appreciator of someone
who's been listening deep going like a total dicklet who's
like he's if he knew right now how fucking stupid
his hair looks, he would cringe. I will stand in
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for his daughter and I will tell.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Him that, man, do you know, have you ever just
tried to gel your hair like back.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Loose or like a I don't know. I feel like
my hat would move. What I need to do is
pin the hat to my head.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
No, yeah, No, like my dreamment.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
There would be these holes that I could just put
pins into in the hat would stay.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
No, you can just use palmade Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I don't know if that's another step I'd have to
bring ship with me. It just seems so much easier
to like, do this, what is it? What did you do?
I can't see I'm not a member of that chemist
with cloud. I can't afford it. I'm not I didn't
know that. I'm hill now, whatever excuse you had, I
just fixed my hat, yes, which is what I did
when the person yelled from the rafters, captain, picture your hat,
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which is what I would do with my daughter ever
deigned to fucking say mid show, dad, think your hat,
or she could just say.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
I'll just I'll hit you with the fifth next time,
no go, which.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Is picture picture.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Okay, it sounds like a cat.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Do it twice? It was an emergency. This is bothering
even me. I can't even You wouldn't even get laid
by your wife with hair like that' stuck it out,
come on, spraying it all over. I'll tell you what
I walked away from the road think based on the
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reactions I got from people in the audience whenever I
was like, I do a podcast with my daughter called
beards Dick las b and the applause that we would get,
we could go out soon.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
You think I.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Think we could do small clubs. I think we could
do like two hundred seeds, really weird sedars.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
That'd be crazy.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Could you imagine doing this in front of people and ship?
I can't plase my nose in front of people.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Oh my god, No, he's fucking burping.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Holy shit, that's what you'd see live on stage. Beardless.
Uh you want, you want purpless, stickless me, come join
that Kevin Smith Club.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Actually, premiums can't say a single thing about I know
you're very gassy.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Last I think this fucking this camera on the desk
is really like, Look how dusty it is. I think
that's like where it's coming from. Who you're removing? You
since the floor? I think, so, Oh my god, that
was like Lowis Lane taking Kryptonite away.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Oh my god, the trail of dust in the air.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Can you.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
It may or may not be a little dusty.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Okay. So while I was gone off doing those things
and whatnot, had a very good time touring and realizing
we could totally tour. First off, what should be the
first show? I think, yeah, thank god, therefore you are.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Yes, I think it should be for the fiftieth episode.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
What episode went on?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Who the hell knows?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Question?
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Who the fuck knows?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
So the fiftieth and where I.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Think it should be your very own theater.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Home territory, I think so talking about Somedcastle Cinemas. Yeah,
plantic Islands, New Jersey. I like the way you fucking think. Man,
that's if you get the home court advantage. Motherfucker's been
like whoo whoo, whoo whoo. I think, yeah, all right,
let me see, I'm gonna go to Spotify.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
I think we're on like thirty something.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Oh they don't number well we're.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Oh yeah they but they do want Apple podcasts, I
think do they?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Oh? Oh, I get there.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
I'll do it too.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yeah. Otherwise I'm gonna sit here going one too. You'll
hear me count out that. See, well, I don't even
you know if I can do it here. If I'm
counting one, I'm not even seeing the green bar pop
up on those counts. Well.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Episode this is episode thirty three that we're recording.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
We are recording episode thirty three, The next one that
goes up tomorrow Thursday, meaning today for the people who
are downloading it. The day it drops so true is Thursday,
and it'll be what number thirty what three? So close
to thirty seven, which is huge in mind world. Okay,
so we wind up doing show fifty. Where would that
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place it?
Speaker 3 (14:07):
That would I think it would place it in June sometime.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
June, AND's Madcastle right around your birthday. Yeah, that's a
marketing hook, bro, That's how you get people.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Little birthday show. Please, it's my fucking birthday.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Fucking eh. Absolutely, man, I try to do shows on
my birthday because that's the sympathy.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
You call it the most marketable holiday.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
It is one of the most That would be cool, man.
We do the fiftieth episode live at this Madcastle Cinemas
and calling all dicklets.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Calling all dickluts, a ring ring calling, call.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Dilut all dicklets on day? Holy shit? Can we what
do you charge per ticket? Let me hear it? What
do you think you're worth? Live? We would you perform
as well? You'd have to do a big show.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
You want to bring you?
Speaker 1 (14:57):
You want to bring well? First off, well side table
this conversation to say the name of the band? Did
you say it?
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Yes? Yes, the name of the band is Cinnamon.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
The band, which is two boys and a girl, is
named Cinnamon in honor of.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
My bunny Cinnamon.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Rest in Paul.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Were I saw the photo that you put up what
was the Instagram and you were like continue me, me me.
You put up a picture of those of Melancholy and
the infinite sass. The two boys that you make music with,
Nick and Luke or Lick and Nuke, Yes, and yourself.
And what it called to mind with the name of
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the band and the image was Blondie.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Wow, thank you.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
I could see somebody being like, oh, her name Cinnamon,
just like when we were all when we were kids,
we all thought Blondie was Debbie Harry's name. Yeah, so
I and that that was one of the first thoughts
I had. The very first thought I had was I
can't believe there's not a band called Cinnama.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Right, it's pretty. It was Cinnamon's parting gifts. It was
her final gift to me.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Use my game in your art. Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Stop, sweet?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Did you just die at then? She was, you know,
catching her breath. She said this few weeks fucking rude.
So I was feeling a little scene like it.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
No, I didn't like it.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
I thought it was rather romantic.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
I did not like it.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
You got it from Cinnamon.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Those who are watching con see this happened, reenact my
rabbit's death. You want to want her final breath, sucking asshole.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
It wasn't her final breath, I said. That was two
weeks before. Yeah, she was satisfied that she communicated it.
That was That was I thought it was rather sweet.
But if you want to watch somebody fucking suddenly get awkward,
join that Kevin Smith club. Watch expressions change back to
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the point the band is called Cinnamon. When do you
drop your single?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
I don't want to say, just in case, but on Instagram?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
All right? So by you assume by the fiftieth show,
your singer will have dropped? Oh yes, so do you do?
You sweeten the pot? I mean, and close the first
live ever beardless Dickless meet episode fifty with a perform
(17:43):
a live performance by Cinnamon right there on this Monecastle stage.
We've had bands performed there before. Oh my god, our
expressions changed altogether.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
I mean might as well.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
Oh my god, it's becoming a thing.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Yeah, no, we have the I mean what you guys
got three instruments? Right?
Speaker 3 (18:08):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Just too right?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
What do you well we have?
Speaker 1 (18:12):
We would have somebody would come and play drums or something.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Yeah, and we would have somebody come and play I.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Got your guy, Oh many skins?
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Oh perfect?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
But you need what a drummer?
Speaker 3 (18:27):
A drummer and another guitarist is that right.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
So you couldn't do it with you can't do it
with no drummer. No, you could do it without the
other guitarists.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Yeah, but there would just be a missing part.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
So in the song it would just fall quiet and
everyone look around at each other awkwardly and start to applaud,
Like at the end of the song, we're like, no, no, no, no, got,
we just can't afford that guy's here, comes like all right,
so it would be five people on stage. You matter
start saving so you can travel your band out there?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Would put them?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Oh gosh, where can we put them up? Is that
the first question?
Speaker 3 (19:08):
No, that wasn't the first question.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
What is the first question?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
The theater's not paying for ours?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Oh oh no, Oh Heaven's dope. No, so you would
have to they'd have to all get themselves out there.
But that being said, you could pay for their fucking
coach tickets, which would be cheapest out of your earnings
of the gig. And I'll give you one hundred percent
(19:37):
of the gig ernie. You'll hate me for it, but
we'll make money on refreshments and ship like that.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
No, that's so nice, Or.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Let's be honest, I'll probably like be like, well, don't
you charge you for two hours? Like you can rent
the theater and ship then you could do everything.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Oh my god, should I rent up the theater?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
And number one, it's not like you have to pay.
You can rent it out and just be like, all right,
take it off what we were in by the time
you sell. What would you charge?
Speaker 3 (20:09):
I don't know what is reasonable.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Generally we charge like thirty seven bucks is right around there.
But for the Marat screening, we did thirty bucks because
it was the thirtieth anniversary, and we also gave it
a free cups. The other thing you might want to
think about doing a fucking commemorative cup. People love that shit.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
I'm just gonna get a bunch of white cups and
write dickl it on them.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
You could do that, Yeah, I mean you could do that.
You don't even have to do that. You can have
those made so cheap if it was that it was
just dicklet which if you want to do, that's totally great.
The more complex the image is, the more you know
it gets. But like you could do let me see
what do they cost me? Like, I think they're like
(20:57):
fifty cents a cup.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Oh damn.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Really you work that into the like, yeah, something that
just says I'm a Dicklin same design as the shirt,
or I'm a dick Lit and also the show information
like Be'redless Stickless live first ever date location with a
with a live performance by Cinnamon, or or you do
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the commemorative cup as the cover of whatever your single is,
you put that on the cup. Damn, I'm telling you
man the fire ideas. But that's that's a fucking show
right there.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
That is a that's a pack dash show.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
You went while we were gone. You went to see
Mannequin Pussy. I did, and I saw you briefly on tour.
I did because of that we were both in the
Boston area. We were both massholes for a moment. And
if you saw my very adorable uh TikTok post, I
(22:00):
don't know if I did it on Instagram, you'll see.
You know. We went to try to go to a
vegan restaurant and it didn't quite work.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
That was a ridiculous. That was crazy. Remember we went
to the second place and it was closed.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
We could not get We wound up eating a veggie grill,
which always gave us the taste of California trustworthy. We're
happy to have it too. Thank you, Veggie Girl, the
only Veggie Girl on the fucking entire East Coast still
operating out there in mess. Jesus, So I saw Harley
was out there. You went to a live music show.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
A live music show, yes?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
What was it called the event?
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Something in the way fast, something.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
In the way fast. You saw many bands, but you
were chiefly there to see where are they at?
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Of Philadelphia?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Pihliladelphia is now mannin pussy. Uh? I believe you put
up an Instagram post the other day of your band, yes,
announcing cinnamon. And was it in the post itself or
on the story the response.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
A response, I don't know, good question.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Would you put in your feet or.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
I put it on both? I was attacking from all.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
The mannequin pussy. Uh.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
I don't want to make a.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
A proud like to be like you have a band,
So I don't know if I'm you. I'm fucking reaching
out to that Philadelphia mannequin pussy fucking crowd because Jersey
ain't far from there. Man. Maybe the pussy shows up,
(23:45):
so you do the show. Maybe you're like I would
like to interview man Pussy on the show. That gives
them a reason and then that gives them a reason
to stick around and watch your band.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Oh my god, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Just saying maybe crazy because then if Mannic and Pussy
is coming on the show, guess what they tell their
fans and they buy tickets and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Just saying this is getting this is getting wild.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Just saying, if you're gonna do your first ever live
show and it's episode fifty and you want to put
asses in.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
See it somehow mannikin Pussy was at my very first show,
that'd be crazy.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
If you're like, I would love to interview you guys
at my live show at my movie theater. I'm flushing
when we do our fiftieth episode, talk about I guarantee
you if they're like not touring or whatnot, why wouldn't
they promo for them and ship?
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Okay, anyways, I'm just we can further discuss later that it's.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
A fucking show worth attendant going to fucking throwing and
shit like that. And then on top of it all,
like when all of a sudden done after you build
your fucking dream show and whatnot, when it's all finished
to have the money, all that filthy lucra.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
I thought you're going to be like to be in Jersey.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
I'm realistic. Yeah, that would be fucking that's a fire
fucking episode. What you got more ideas?
Speaker 3 (25:22):
I just remembered I'm going to be in New York
at some point in June. Anyways, what per a wedding?
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Really?
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Anybody I know getting married?
Speaker 3 (25:32):
No, but could be around the same time.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Well, I've already asked Ernie to put a side a
time in a date.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
The moment you showed interest, I was like, well, I'm
gonna fucking grab this tiger by the tail. Let me see,
I wrote, er my dumb ass kid now, I said,
my bitch ass taught it June twenty first, June twenty second,
seven pm, Beardless, dickless me Live, thirty seven dollars.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Well, you already had a price.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
And then then I also said one month out if
it sells, Well, we had a ten PM show of
Jane so reboot for ten dollars and that's the movie business,
my friend, so funny. So you know, yead you you
(26:33):
fucking you have a cup for that show. Your first
show live Atpecastle cinemas where your face is all over
to jizoint you know in Jersey, state of your birth.
Speaker 5 (26:47):
Interviewing dude, why where is this coming from?
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Where is interviewing mannequin posy?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
You can interview them on the show.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
You never interviewed anybody.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
That's why it's an even bigger honor man, because they're.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Close to we're closely advertising an idea of a show
right now, we haven't put it on.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
This is where dreaming it up. How things happen.
Speaker 6 (27:10):
With them as you're there.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
They're touring all the time.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
But it could be that they're on the Okay, anyways,
let's just let's do the man what you can make,
because that's also fun.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Where you're like, oh, let's not do this on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
People are doing it for themselves.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
I don't know how much I'm going to make.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
I mean, it's what you clear, not necessarily what you make.
But they're people to know I stop embarrassing noises until
you stop.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
A humble person.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
What are we talking about?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Please?
Speaker 1 (27:49):
That helps people want to like back your show with, like,
oh yeah, I want to all right, anyways, how quickly
are you going to reach out to the good folks at.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
I don't know. I don't I don't know if come on,
let's let's not let's not all right? All right, all right?
Speaker 1 (28:13):
That is my programming to be like, oh it's I
can fix that.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
One fucking thing out of time. Okay, one thing out
of time, buddy. But I love love where your head's at.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
I move a dream speed, my friend?
Speaker 3 (28:29):
You really do you really do it? Oh my god, you.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Really do time. I got left in this best of
all possible world, especially with all this fucking dust.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Are you going back in for another blow? Oh? And
there he goes and another blow, another blow, and he's
picking his nose and he's wiping his ass, you know,
going like.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
You know how you build your dream make a healthy living,
and I lay it out for you. And when you
are fucking handed the mic, you're like a whole pick
in his asshole like an atl would that fucking demssial.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
That's the difference between me and you.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
All right, what did you? What have you? What are
you up to this week? You're on your way to
do something correct. I just got home, but you're on
your way someplace else.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
A special surprise project allowed to say we're going we're
not talking about is that right?
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Alright? All the content, don't you? You can't talk about that.
I can't talk about that either.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
While you were gone, I filmed. We filmed our first
music video, did you Yes? We did legit.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
I don't think I knew this?
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Oh yeah we did?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Where? How? Who?
Speaker 3 (29:56):
In my garage?
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Literally a garage.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Performance kind of and just.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
People playing music at us, which could also be a story.
But I mean, is it more than you.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
All tried to convey a story through my performance? But
it's not story based. It's a performance. Yea performance.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
And when you say I tried to did you direct
this music video?
Speaker 3 (30:22):
No, my friend Sess Srwood directed it.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Oh chet just that curiosity? Why didn't you direct it?
And that's no.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Pressure because an element of the video that we are
using I have no idea how to do, and Seth
kills it. And Seth is also just a super talented,
lovely individual who I'm honored to work with.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
That's why I like it just thrown out there. In
some circles, I am known to be a director.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Just I love you so much called the visionary. I
love you so much? Music is.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
You don't need something.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
I'm trying to build for myself smart, an identity of
my own perhaps smart.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
What is the what's the element? Is there some old
video or imagery or something that you're blending into the video? Interesting?
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Yeah, you could say you'll see soon. Well i'll show
you after this.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
It's all done righty.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
No, it's being edited now.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
What uh? And if you had to guess when you
think the song you're gonna drop, do you drop the
song and the video at the same time? I guess
that makes sense.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
We're dropping them separately.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Actually, how far far?
Speaker 3 (31:48):
Probably about two weeks apart from each other? Three weeks
the song.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Song only m h I this I only ask, not
because I'm pushing an agenda, but just out of curiosity.
Why song over video in this very visually oriented today.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Because we're we want to put out our song as
soon as possible.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
I feel that's good answer, and I can see that
I am more than happy to pour it into my
social media streams.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
When you're why, thank you ready for it? Please?
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Is that against your morals or no? I can do that.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
I just got to prove to the world that I
can do something on my own, you know, but you
can support me.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
I just don't want to get in trouble.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
If I support, your support means the world. You support
means the world. I'm just trying to do something.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Let me off my directorials, please, I have no interest
in directing music videos. I'm not gonna I've tried. This
is me turning you down.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Well, I was waiting for you to all right.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Let me just preemptively tell you hard.
Speaker 5 (33:04):
No, okay, my lord, I'm more than a hip hop
Oh of course, I'm more of a story video guy.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
So I need a big budget. You couldn't afford my ass. Oh,
I'm Michael Bay of music videos. He's like Michael Bay
of music videos. Nice? What thinking about trying to trying
to find a fucking joke to dive off of?
Speaker 3 (33:36):
But sometimes you're.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Just Michael Bay. Doesn't lead you down a lot of
fucking content paths without being gossipy or something like that.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Beardless, Stickless Me is not a gossipy show.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
What is beardless Stickless Me? If you had to define
it for the new listener, which we may have a few,
or you know, the dunkin Donuts spot, there may be
a person who's like Kevin Smith is still alive. Googled
me found out somehow that I do a podcast as well,
or you know, fucking somebody saw you in my TikTok
(34:15):
going to the vegan joint, or like he's he's got
a daughter. I don't even know he got late, and
then they find you and discover your content show like that.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
That's true. Welcome if you're new or returning.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Explain the show to them. Sometimes you got to reset,
Like in radio, when you're on radio, you gotta be like,
and it's uh twelve thirty here at w K or
a kr e L because it's a baby seventy eight
degrees on a Wednesday and you're listening to the beardless
dickless duo.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
I would say we're a comedy show. Yeah, yeah, what
else would what the fuck else would we be?
Speaker 1 (35:00):
No, it never would never occur to me to call it.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
I think under Apple Podcasts comedy.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Yeah, it's a tall bar. It really is a wide
open for a bunch of criticisms. People be like they
said it's comedy. I'm still waiting at what episode is?
Thirty three episodes in and I'm still waiting a laugh.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Can you imagine someone listen to all thirty three and once?
I mean, yeah, that's super.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
That's the internet hate listening, right or watch I just look.
It'd be amazing though, if they joined that Kevin Smith
club to hate watch like, I hate this so so
so much. I just got to look at their ugly, stupid,
fucking faces while.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
They do it.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
But they just dropped the newest episode.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Wow, all right, well again, I guess episode fifty. It's
gonna be pretty fucking huge.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
It's gonna be pretty crazy. You can bet your ass.
They'll be shirts at the show.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Oh that's true.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
There maybe there will even be new merch at the show.
Maybe there will be an exclusive.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Well, there's gonna be a cup for sure.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Can you get your cup?
Speaker 1 (36:16):
I could get a cup, person on it and we
got what is it? What's We're in February March, so
a couple of months.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
Yeah, we got time.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
But yeah, I can. I can do that. I Mean.
The thing is when they make cups, they tend to
make them like, are they like five hundreds or something
like that.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
Oh my, that's a lot of cups.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
You'll be living with some cups or some time. But
you take them on the road and ship like that.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
But is that a waste of plastic?
Speaker 1 (36:43):
No, because nobody wastes. They hold on to it. It's
a treasure, particularly if you sign it that pressure. That's
the thing. It's like with it. If you do a
bear design on the cup like you did with the shirt,
and there's lots of white space, then you can tag.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
It, you know what? I think we should. I just
went to a tiler Nick and.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Luke are too cool to actually lift an actual pant.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Okay, anyway, I just went to a Tyler the Creator
concert and it's so fucking awesome. But his like, the
actual set was so cool and it was he had
like a living room type set up on stage.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
What if we oh, you want to build a set
as well? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (37:29):
What if we start?
Speaker 1 (37:32):
What do you mean you're not flying the band?
Speaker 3 (37:33):
It started with me being like, we should bring the
Father Dave record just so people can and lay eyes
on it in person.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
You can project it behind us on the screen.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
Well, that is true. But then I was like, what
if we we get we get a nice little cozy setup, like.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Have David and Jada build a set.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
Oh, I mean if we want to go crazy, but
I just meant like throw a cup of chairs.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Yeah, well we'll have the normal I assumed, which would
be like me and Jay just performed and it's all
I always have the same setup.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
You're behind a table, right little.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Castle, so it's like a table here and two tables.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
On the side behind it, like this, that's going to
be the setup.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
The weird part of the show, then, is that you
and I are used to this staring at each other
as we do the show. We're being across from one another.
In that instance, we'll both be side by side facing
the audience. So it becomes and the show is a
lot different than this. Here we can meander and you know,
(38:42):
even though they call it a comedy, we don't really
feel the need to be funny constantly. Yeah, that change
is right quick. When you're fucking sitting in front of
an audience, man, then you you it becomes like, all right,
what's funny? What's funny? What's and I'm gonna tell a
story that I know is funny. I'm gonna Yeah, you
(39:03):
start mining comedy because that's the easiest way to judge
how well you're doing. People are laughing, You're like, oh
my god, they like us. People are quiet. They could
like you, but they could also just be like silent.
I paid thirty seven dollars for this. I better get
two cups and I still got to listen to a
fucking cinnamon band after this shit. Fuck Hey, but yeah, man,
(39:28):
that's a fucking it's an East Coast show. Means you're
pulling from New York and fucking Philly, home of Mannequin
Pussy because mannicin Pussy is your guests on the show. Yeah, that's.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
I mean, that's.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
That's how you get to episode fifty and shit like that.
That's how you celebrate.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
Sounds like we gotta fucking plan.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Then if it goes well, I would say, within twenty
four hours of the end of the show, you'll be like,
when can we do it again?
Speaker 3 (40:05):
I bet? I bet?
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Can we do this in California? Oh?
Speaker 3 (40:09):
It's really be like, yeah, that'd be so scary to
do it here.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
That's how you debut the band, man, you know what
I'm saying, Like you debut the band not going in
I mean you could go in cold, but like, use
everything you got and you got a successful podcast that
you could draw from and that puts people in a room,
and then you just fucking go to town.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
These are facts facts, These are street facts.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Marketing with Kevin Smith.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
This was a lesson. I hope you all learned something today.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
It's a lesson that. Yeah, hopefully everyone's going to benefit
from when you when it actually happens, when you're like
the fifteenth, that'll be crazy. All right. But wait, did
you finish talking about what you did while I was gone?
You're not talking about what you're about to do.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
Worked on music, music video.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
Music makes that people come to agether.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
Just very music centric past three weeks, seeing music, making music,
trying to put out music the main of music video. Yeah,
that's what I've been up to.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
Did you watch your Grammys?
Speaker 3 (41:28):
Yeah? That rapper Doc Doc's amazing.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
She's fantastic like rapper. I did know. It's like, oh,
that sounds like hip hop. I grew up listening to
a very story or I like drugs.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
I liked, you know the sound.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
I saw a video after she won. I guess they
on Good Morning America they put up a clip of
a TikTok she put up on Instagram. She put up
like a couple of years ago where she was like,
I just got fired from my job. I guess I'm
gonna I think I'm just going to start going to
studios now. Stuff. She just like hit a place where
(42:13):
she was like, I'm I'm done, and within a couple
fucking years she was win to Grammy.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
It's crazy, there's that those those stories are inspiring, It's true.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Chapel Rowan is also one of why what's her story?
Speaker 3 (42:30):
There's just like a video of her being I think
she's talking about performing. She's like performing in a park
or something, and she's talking about how she wants to perform,
I believe at the Governor's Ball. And then a few
years later she was performing at the Governor's Ball.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
The Governor's Ball, meaning like.
Speaker 3 (42:50):
Oh, it's a big festival. Oh it's.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
What is her music like?
Speaker 3 (43:00):
She makes pop music.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
So along the lines of I know, she's got a
very distinctive look and stuff, and no artist sounds like another.
But what would you group her with if you were
grouping her in a music store?
Speaker 3 (43:15):
Lady Gaga?
Speaker 1 (43:16):
Oh really, I would say that's kind of based on
the looks I've seen that she wears. I thought her
shit was a lot more like metal or industrial. It's
always people wearing like suits of armor, or maybe not always.
I saw one performance where she was.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
Wearing Yeah, just the just the one I think because.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Like, oh she must do fucking like Vey mousteam fucking
metal music.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
It's pop.
Speaker 3 (43:40):
It's for sure pop.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
She was also an internet kid.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
I don't know about it internet kid, but she's just
there's this like super famous video of her performing in
a park to like just a few people, and now
she's one of the most popular artists on the planet.
On the planet, So just another inspiring story.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
Why don't you what's more important being successful or being
the artist that you are?
Speaker 3 (44:16):
Being the artist that I am.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
What if somebody showed you the future and they're like,
being the artist you are, twelve people are going to know.
But you can be cha. You could be tavel Rowan
like and you'll be bigger than fucking you know, Kendrick Lamar.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
What's the catch?
Speaker 1 (44:36):
You gotta have a career that you probably wouldn't lean
to it like very poppy, that you got to make
music that you wouldn't even listen to.
Speaker 3 (44:45):
Would I be proud of it or like it?
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Yeah? But in the way that like somebody was like,
follow this recipe to make the perfect ship pie. Oh God,
You're like no, I'm just saying, like, you will spend
your time baking something that you don't want and you're
baffled that anyone would want to consume it.
Speaker 3 (45:11):
I That's how I feel about not that. No, that's
how the podcast. I'm just like, how do people That's
it blows my mind.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
That podcast, I don't think that. I don't think of
that first, you're consuming ship Pie on the regular.
Speaker 3 (45:34):
I don't know how people would listen to me, and
it confuses me. I feel like I'm a ship Pie,
not the podcast.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
What the but?
Speaker 1 (45:44):
But if you if they, if you got successful doing
your own music, you'd be like, hey, because I'm that's me.
Speaker 3 (45:50):
I Well, I'm also much more insecure about talking, like
on a podcast rather than the music.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
Behind the mic. So betwixt the two mics, this mic
here and a fucking mic on stage or studio.
Speaker 3 (46:07):
This mic is scarier, is that right? This mic is
way scarier. Putting yourself out there, being your trying to
be yourself is fucking terrifying.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Just half the show was me talking and you being like, I.
Speaker 5 (46:19):
Don't know, daddy, Oh god, I'm so confused.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
Now yeah, go ahead, man, that's the hook right there.
Then people start going like, have you heard fucking Kevin's podcast?
Speaker 2 (46:34):
Weird?
Speaker 3 (46:34):
Thing that's going on.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Won't she just fucking sings. That's their game, that's their hook,
and they discovered it like thirty episode thirty three episodes
in all right, it's starting from this moment. Sing all
your responses.
Speaker 3 (46:49):
I'll try.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
You didn't even sing that, I'll try. There you go,
all right? So have you seen Captain America New World,
A brave New World? No, no, that's not a good podcast,
co host. If you're giving one word answers, you gotta
(47:11):
give me more.
Speaker 3 (47:12):
If I'm singing and it's one word, no way, no,
I haven't. This is done. It just sounded. It sounded.
It sounds more so singing, but I just haven't had
a chance. But singing it makes it sound like there's another.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
Reason I have. I've been far too busy.
Speaker 3 (47:35):
I've been just too busy.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
But I'll see it at my first leisure You're not
really necessarily like I'm in the bag for all things Marvel.
Will you see Lelo and Stitch the moment?
Speaker 3 (47:47):
Yes, yes, I don't hear you.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
Yes, really at the moment like bad hits, But that's
a premiere you'd like to go to. If somebody was
and he's offering why not.
Speaker 3 (48:02):
They're not say yeah, I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
I didn't think so Disney hasn't offered me anything in
a long time.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
Maybe we could, Hey, hey Disney, Yeah hear us.
Speaker 1 (48:12):
Hey Disney, do you want the dicklets in your corner?
They're like, not at all. We go well out of
our way. We don't dicklets of all kinds here at Disney.
Speaker 3 (48:23):
Do you want to see the live action Leilo and Stitch?
Speaker 2 (48:25):
Yes, I do.
Speaker 3 (48:27):
Stitch looks so fucking cute.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
I think Stitch looks adorable and it's exactly and it's
a design because he's an alien anyway.
Speaker 3 (48:36):
Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 1 (48:37):
Yeah, he can look all fucking like the three D
cartoon version of himself without somebody being like, like, for example,
this ain't me shitting adjacent Lee by any stretching the imagination.
But years ago they did Underdog as a movie and
he was the voice of Underdog. But Underdog was just
like a doction, and you would think I'd be like,
holy fuck, oh yeah, but it was just a dog
(49:00):
and he thought things. I don't even think they made
his mouth move, and shit.
Speaker 3 (49:05):
This is like only a little bit ringing a bell.
Speaker 1 (49:08):
Look, I'm happy any Underdog movie got made by somebody
and congratulate everybody that worked on it and shit like that.
But for my taste, I would have preferred a movie
that was more along the lines of Rocky and bowl Winkle,
where they put Rocky and Bowinkle as characters in it,
and they looked like Rocky and bowl Winkle and you know,
they were cartoons, but that worked for the plot. Underdog
(49:29):
was one of my favorite fucking cartoons. So when they
did a kind of like just a live action dog,
I was.
Speaker 6 (49:34):
Like, Oh, I see, but Stitch though, Stitch looks like Stitch,
So I'm like, I'm all in.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
I'm all for it, and shit, I love it. I'm
gonna say something controversial here and maybe it'll put our
podcast on the map as all of Letterbox comes after us.
But oh, Stitch is cinema.
Speaker 5 (49:59):
Oh yeah, look as you you were cringing like.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
Fifteenthsary Live show.
Speaker 3 (50:07):
They just let us to our show first, please, Oh
my god, of course.
Speaker 1 (50:11):
But I'm referred to the old one. I don't know
about the new.
Speaker 3 (50:14):
Stitch has had such a big impact on my life.
Speaker 1 (50:17):
I feel it such a beautiful story and it is
very unorthodox because you know, it's Disney and there's hard
to and stuff. But Stitch is kind of an asshole,
or in the words of fucking Charlie xc X stitches.
Speaker 3 (50:31):
Brat Stitch is actually.
Speaker 1 (50:35):
And somehow makes it work and stuff. But the spine,
the emotional spine that runs through Leland Stitch that makes
it cinema is o'hanna means family, and family means no one.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
Is left behind, our forgotten, My god lost. He's crying everyone.
That picture that you guys have.
Speaker 1 (51:05):
Yeah, where he's looking at him and the ducks, so
looking at the book and he's like, I'm lost, Oh
my god, I don't even know where that pictures.
Speaker 3 (51:14):
Yeah, where is that picture?
Speaker 1 (51:15):
It needs to go up, So every time you pass it,
you're just gonna cry. I did when I bought it.
That was all right, that's all you get from beerless Stickless.
I'm getting too emotional. Ship.
Speaker 3 (51:28):
He's got tears in.
Speaker 1 (51:30):
I won't commit to the concept. You're supposed to be
singing every response.
Speaker 3 (51:33):
He's got tears in his.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
Eyes, like, my dad's a big fat pussy's.
Speaker 3 (51:39):
A fucking bitch, a little bitch ass my.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
Courage a hip hop artist to take that and turn
into a hook, one in which you make no money
for it, but it becomes very famous. No, I hope
you get paid. I was gonna say it, but I
(52:06):
hope you get paid, as they say paid. Period. There
it is, kids, there's your beerd listick thiss me for
this week, more next week. If we're following according to
your you know fucking formula that you presented in pitch season.
You're in charge of the next episode.
Speaker 3 (52:25):
Oh, I forgot we were doing that.
Speaker 1 (52:29):
My job is to remember all. It pays to listen
to the show. Well, yesterday, while I was walking the dogs,
I listened to the show you did. I told you.
I opened with that A lot of commercials, A lot
of commercials. If kids, I'd be paying for the premium
that Kevin Smith Club experience, no commercials, all video plus
(52:49):
the after show. Beardless that being said, many commercials, but
I listened to everything, so I was.
Speaker 3 (52:57):
Smart. Yeah, okay, well next time, all right.
Speaker 1 (53:01):
You're in charge. You get to design the entire show,
and you probably don't remember, but there's something you love
really of course.
Speaker 3 (53:10):
Everything else.
Speaker 1 (53:11):
No, there it is, my friends, there's your beardless stickless
me for this week. If you're a member of that
Kevin Smith Club. The show ain't ending. The show's ending,
but the fund's just starting. As we get over to
the after show where we let our hair down at Beardless, Stickless, loose.
But if you're like man, I got a fucking money
to waste on you and your fucking stupid kid. As
(53:33):
why I listen to the free version. I respect enough
my childhood, the process.
Speaker 3 (53:41):
We get it.
Speaker 1 (53:42):
But that being said, the show ends here. But if
you're ready to party, you have disposed of Blain, come
over that Givin Smith where Beard the Stickles plus will continue.
Failing that, my friends tune in next time. You know,
when me and Jay were on tour, we opened every show.
(54:03):
I made him open every show with something that I
was I was watching a lot of Rocky and Bowenkle
on the road and the old episodes when it was
Rocky and his friends before Bowinkle became the big star
of the show. Began with a thunder of jets and
an open sky, a streak of gray and a cheerful
and then Rocky goes him. While we were on stage,
(54:26):
I would be like a thunder of jets and an
open sky, a streak of j and a cheerful.
Speaker 2 (54:29):
And then he went, Hi, that's so cute. I like that.
Speaker 1 (54:36):
Rocky and bullwinkle Man. I'll fucking that's good for what
allows you. I got me through two weeks on the
road of like horrible news of the world and shit
and just being away from home and stuff. Whenever I
was like cycling darkly, circling the darkness, whatever the fuck,
I switched over to Rocky bowgum Boy. That made all
(54:56):
the difference. I feel that it's a funny fucking show.
And they they made fun of everything. They were so
ahead of their time. Those motherfuckers were making like woke jokes.
They made fucking like jokes about the weather, like about
the climate in nineteen fifty nine. That's kind it's kind
of comforting because it shows you that, like you want
to be like these guys were profound geniuses, and they
(55:18):
were definitely geniuses. But it just shows you that as
much as the world changes, it doesn't the same shit
like people were upset about or making jokes about, or
like oh my god, frustrated and parrotying and satirizing still
exists today. They do a whole arc. I mean, they
take they light off on the government so often it's
fucked up. But they did an arc where like Bowwinkle,
(55:42):
like the whole fucking storyline is based on they come
out of seeing like a fucking Marlon Brando movie. Marlon
Brando is being like praised for the new kind of acting,
you know. So buw wickles aside, that's easy, anybody could
do it, and he does at Marlon Brando pressure, or
he's just like duh, still still a hurt still and
(56:04):
fucking somebody nearby fates because they fucking felt they saw something,
but they assumed that it was because Bowenckle's acting is
so profound that he fainted. So he winds up going
to Hollywood to become a major movie star and he
gets some bad representation that charges him to do it.
Speaker 3 (56:20):
It's like, that's that's genius.
Speaker 1 (56:24):
Still fucking it holds up no matter like things change.
They say the same of that. Sorry, I don't want
to start a whole the show on. This show's over
for beardless dickless Meam Kevin Smith, and go have a
beardless dickless day.
Speaker 2 (56:43):
Day.
Speaker 1 (56:43):
Oh. This has been a podcast production podcast podcast using
our mouths on you since two thousand and seven. Hey
(57:06):
Kids Did you like what you just heard, well, guess what.
We've got tons more, man thousands of hours of podcasts
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