Coo d’etat

Harley drops her single and Kevin brings the Bible to life! Plus: The show falls into a Pigeon hole.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Walk about.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
To be less dick.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Let's me I'm Kevin Smith. I appreciate your commitment to
the intro.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
That's what being a dad's all about. So did you
commit for life?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
The most you've been committed is to the intro totally.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
I would like to point out that my daughter, you know,
years ago, we just passed the seven years mark where
I had the heart attack almost died, which means I've
been a vegan for seven years. At the behest of Harley,
she was like, just try.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
No, I wasn't. I was like, you better fucking try it.
Or I swear to god.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
She's very very bless me in that moment and more
of her mother. Or she was just like, don't question,
just do you had no option, but I was gonna
do it for a minute, Like I was like, I'll
try it for you for a couple of months. But
you know, I've been vegan ever since, and I never like,
I'm not like this, like fucking nobody's around.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
I have dreams.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Where like I wind up eating a non vegan thing
and I feel like I cheated on you in some
fucking weird way.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
It would be it would really it would sting. I
would be so so disappointed.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
All right, well, fucking your very first world in one percent,
if that's what's going to break it down.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
My response seemed a little to fuckingfensive.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Well, I came out you're decent your dad to me,
I came from a world where you know you gotta
leave room for ship. You know other people's Well, there's.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
No room when it comes to your health. You are.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
But anyway, that wasn't the point of all this.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Point was why are you trying to give me mad
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Point was you many years ago saved.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
My life.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
When you put it that way.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yeah, that's what I was trying to get to. Thank you, though,
wouldn't let me get there. No, you did save my life.
But tonight you once again helped me fight an addiction.
Oh what, because that's what you essentially did by it,

(02:50):
like breaking the chain of all the animal fats and
stuff that I was eating that nearly put me in
the grave.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
And ship Like.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Tonight you were like, hey, stop buying Bullwinkle ship on eBay.
You are seriously affected, and really, I think at the
root of it, you're just like, there goes my fucking inheritance.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
That is not the root of it.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
You just spent twenty dollars on a Bonwinkel ruler. That
was my twenty to lose.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
That is not the root of it. I simply have
just observed over the past few months, maybe one month,
you obtain four new shelves for the purpose of displaying
your Bullwinkle memorabilia, and they are full, and they are

(03:43):
tall shelves.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Well, we have very tall sealing. That's as Uncle Malcolm
pointed out, he goes as midlife crises go.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
It's kind of adorable.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
I know, honestly, it could be so much worse. It
could be so much towards I could be.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Like, Harley, look at my new fucking tesla.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Oh my god. They don't like that, know they sound
like a spaceship.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
I'm like, check out my doesn't. And you're like, that's
not a tesla. Somebody's tesla side of a piece of ship.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Fucking No. Guys older to me like.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
As motherfucker would buy the magic beans.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
I know it. I have been spending a lot of time.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
It is an addiction because every time I open my
laptop now, I go to eBay and I go to
Facebook Marketplace, and I'm looking for it Goddamn, I don't
like this, Mike right in my fucking face.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Hello, I just can't that we do this every episode.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
I know I can't. I'm gonna say it again. Will
because he listens, he has to. Yeah, he's got no choice.
He's like, believe me, I don't listen because I want
it well. And we have those Janet Jackson head pieces
man like control.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
That would be awesome, you.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Know what I'm saying. So we just put it on
and like control get back and this ship where it's like,
I feel like a fucking circus seal.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
No, a crab crowd crab crab walk there you go,
those of.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
You watching crabs club dout hum boy, you could see
me crab walk. It is. It's really hard to It's
a hard addiction too, because it can't be fed all
the time. Like there's only so much bowl ankle ship
that was ever made. That's your when I when I

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find new things high highs like that Ruler High. That's
the eighteen.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
You're thrill in adrenaline that comes from vintage and throoft shopping.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
It's it's like from heroin the way I understand it.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Whichever one you want to choose, you.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Thrift shop, you go fucking hunting for t shirts and
overpaying ships.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
It's my it's my most favorite thing to do. It
just feels like you're finding treasure. It's just about a exhilarating.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
On Facebook marketplace. You know, generally you meet the people
in person and stuff one person. Though, it was like
I can ship it to it's fucking like cerealble juice
glass mug affair, Like I don't know what the material is.
It's not it's not like it's not I guess maybe glass,

(06:40):
Like I guess it was like the same material as
like the bottle, that bottle of iced tea. But you
know the way they used to make ship before they
made it a plastic because this ship was made in
like the late fifties, early sixties, fucking gorgeous, no chipping
on the on the logos or anything like that, which
were painted on and and it's just like it's beautiful.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
I'll never use it ever.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Why would? I got bulls, then I got cups and
they got glasses.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
It's completely useless.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
It has fulfilled its purpose in another life, but now
it's in antiquity. I'm like young Indiana Jones. I'm like
this belongs in a museum and now it's in my museum.
But I'm collecting I got it if I was instill
in therapy and shit, I can suss this out, but
I'm collecting things I didn't collect when I was a kid.

(07:30):
I didn't have any of this shit. Bonwinchael didn't enter
my life until I was like thirteen, fourteen or something
like that. Fourteen. I think that's when I start going
like this is fucking dope. So it's not like like,
oh my god, I had all this when I was
a little kid, but I like collecting it all. And
I think I talked about like finding out that it
wasn't even jay Ward. Yeah I don't. I don't know

(07:56):
what it is, but I think it's feeding like an
insanely rare addiction because I can't like I can have
it stated in this upcoming and doing that big auction.
I was talking, Oh, that would be like.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Rolling around that's gonna be.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
A warehouseful heroine for a year straight as a junkie, Like.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Oh, it's gonna be insanity.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
But this is my first world problem. We haven't announced
anything yet, so like mom's still the word, but we
will be shooting a movie.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
For the during the auction. Can you bet on it
on the internet?

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Oh yeah, I could do it remotely, but I will
probably probably be on set. They were they were gonna
make so much money off of me if I was
in the room, right, Like, I'll be at work and
in that moment. That's the other thing too, I think
I'm between things. So what I'm I'm like, I don't
know how to explain it. I'm in a fan zone moment,

(09:05):
but now I'll be switching over to a different fan maintenance.
Like this is me maintaining my fandom with all this
bulling cool shit, and I legit, Like love the cartoon.
It's so fucking amazing, Like I still deep dive on it,

(09:27):
especially when like fucking get that right when the news
is bleak, which it has been lately, because it's just
pure joy. But like the hunt for rare shit, I
think maybe maybe I picked this lane aside from it
having like, well, I just like this shit, but maybe
it's because it's so like rare, you know what I'm saying,

(09:53):
Like I can't access.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Readily. They don't even make new shit barely and whatnot.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
It makes sense.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
I don't know, trying to figure it out, man.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
But it is something of a like obsession where as
soon as I like get down to my office, I
open my laptop before I do anything else, I see
if there's anything newly listed.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Tonight.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
I saw some two newly listed pieces, which I was like,
the fuck, and.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Then he was trying to quickly buy them, and I
was like, Dad, no please.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
I was like, fuck, you make your own money. It's
no longer your inheritance.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
It's my Here's the sad truth.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
When I dropped this, Bowwinkle collection can be sold for
so much more than I bought it for because it's mine,
you know.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
So you said, be like, this was my father's treasure.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Think about bull Winkle collection. And then you play clips
of this these shows where people he fucking loved that,
He curiated the fuck out of that. Then you sell
it for like four or five times when I got it,
then we all win.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
I think I'm going to see your.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Death fuck yeah, oh god, you fucking come here and
drop your own shit off. I think you're gonna take
my ship back to your house and build a shrine.
I don't think you're that kid. I think.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
I'll keep it as a Musicum, yeah, you're.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Like, trust me, we both dropped dead. I know what
it's gonna be like. It'd be like, seal it, burn it,
sell it, give me the fucking proceeds. But what about
the curated bo curated? What?

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Stop the fuck?

Speaker 3 (11:25):
I said, seal it, burn it.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
I'd be I'd be trying to keep everything.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Would you? You might get help from me.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
I don't even want to fucking talk about this.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
I'm gonna discussions we gotta have.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
I'm gonna cry.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
I'm about to be fifty five this year. You're young,
I know, but just in case, we never know. The
day of the Lord cometh like a thief in the night,
so one can never know. So we should have this discussion.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Lord try. The Lord tried.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
Yeah, you know you know who who is undefeated? Undefeated
ultimately the Lord.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
The Lord tried, though, and he did not succeed. That's right,
because I said no veganism.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Yeah you were in there, you did, That's true. I
tell people, when the Lord comes calling again, I won't
point to doctor Leydonheim as the.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Guy for the people that called the ambulance and a
timely fashion.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Jordan Emily, who were the ambulance for responders with the hospital.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
None of them.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Yeah, no, the Lord in your direction? You ready to
go face to face with Jesus. Let me ask you this,
how much do you know about God? You're not raised
in any faith and ship, but you do have that
Catholic boyfriend who may have funny ideas. So do you
know what the blessed Trinity is?

Speaker 1 (12:51):
The Father's Son and Holy Spirit?

Speaker 3 (12:53):
Okay, yes, there are three persons in one God. That
is the mystery of faith. You okay with that? Bumping
in any of this yet I'm following, all right, But
I mean, are you bumping into any of going? What
do you mean three persons in one God? I thought
this was monotheism. This sounds like a back door into
fucking having many gods under one name.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Which you might be right.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
There were many gods and many other religions Greeks, Romans
and shit by the time the Christians started coalescing around
fucking Jesus. Uh, you know, they started, they started alterning things,
they started, you.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Know, so there they.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
They took what was the more common notion, like there's
a god for this and a god for this is
a God of speed, the God of son, the God
of fucking whatever, and we're just gonna put it under
one umbrella. But he's got three faces. So there's you know,
as you previously mentioned, God, the Father, God, the Son, God,

(13:59):
the Holy Spirit.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Oh, they're all God, three.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
Three persons in one God. I asked you if you
bumped into any of this, and you're like.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
No, because I'm like, I get it over.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
No, you're the fucking sleep of the dude who's like,
this is what I seriously believe this is.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
That's not what he believes.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Is he Catholic because he believes that.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
I you know, I'm not into his religion right.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
Now, but that's real private, I understand, but that's root Like,
if you're Catholic, that's that's your bedrock.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
I don't think he is.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
As Catholic as it that.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yes, I don't know if he would put that label
on himself. Per se, he's more spiritual.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
He praised them once again.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
I'm not going to go into my man's business.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
All right. That a thing with your generation.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
I don't think he would want me to talk about
it fair.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Anyway.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Were you saying there.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
Were things got awkwards?

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Were you saying that three what three three guys and what.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
My man, don't stand on religious business. Now shut up?
Now what were you saying? It's three persons one God?
Is that? Is that the pieces here? Yes, three persons
in one God, God the Father in or and in
one God. Three persons in one game. It's like it's
a floor cleaner and a deserved topic.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Oh okay, So God the Father.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Boy, you're fucking catching him. Like ten seconds later, I'm
on fire here.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
You're still making about like the balls you bring up,
my man, the conversation going on in my head. He
even bring that up.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Yes, God the Father got the Son, God, the Holy Spirit.
So you're okay with that?

Speaker 1 (15:56):
All right? Yeah, all right, moving up?

Speaker 4 (15:59):
I mean I understand No, well, I'm glad you understand
it now because before you were like, yeah, I get it,
Like wait, clearly, yes, that's the bedrock of most of
all Catholic faith.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
I'm not sure about all Christian faith. Definitely Catholic faith.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Shall I do the Creed for you, the the not
the apostles creed, but the you know, maybe it's the
nice scene Creed. It was eventually called this is the
you know, a list of ship that fucking Catholics believe
it's literally our credo our I was raised Catholic, and
you can take the boy out of you, take the

(16:46):
boy out of Catholicism, but you will never take the
Catholicism out of the boy. They brand a motherfucker early,
they get in deep my genetics for better or for worse.
But you know one can do our you like it
made me a moral person, although I could argue back
the comic books did that more than those stories. But anyway,

(17:09):
taking you back to my Catholic school days, when I
was an author boy on stage in front of everybody
in my town, wearing a funny outfit.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
What other day.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
Man fucking chuck? Chuck, Chuck David.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Is his name Chuck? It's like, who the fuck's chuck?

Speaker 3 (17:36):
So? Uh, how did it go? We believe in one God,
the Father, Almighty, Creator of ever and Earth, of all
that has seen and unseen?

Speaker 2 (17:45):
All right?

Speaker 3 (17:46):
With that?

Speaker 2 (17:47):
Shall we break it down line by line?

Speaker 3 (17:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Break it down for me.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
We believe in one God, the Father, Almighty, Creator of
heaven and Earth, of all that is seen and unseen.
Like these are words I recited my whole young life
and really never thought about until I became an adult.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
This one guy created everything. I mean that you can
see and you can't see all.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Of existence and beyond, which again is pretty standard for
like any religions, like you gotta believe this motherfucker did
at all.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Volle se.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
We believe in one Lord, Jesus Christ, the only son
of God. He was born of a virgin, crucified under Punchius, Pilot, suffered, died,
and was buried. On the third day, he rose again

(18:43):
in fulfillment of the scriptures. He ascended into heaven and
is seated at the right hand of the Father. He
will come again in glory to judge the living and
the dead, and his kingdom will have no end. Bro.
They taught me that when I was four, and we said,

(19:03):
and just to fucking spooky out a little bit.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
I don't know if you've ever been in a Catholic.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Church when they do the creed, but imagine a bunch
of people. It's not like we believe in one guy.
You know, there's no celebration. Catholic's more in their faith.
So it sounds like this, we believe in one God, Father,
Almighty Mayor of em and earth fall, those seeing and unseen.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
It's just did you say they more in their faith?

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Yeah, that line I wrote in Dogma.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
I was just about to say, what a good profound Yeah, how.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
Profound old Kevin Smith in this moment.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Yeah, I really thought that was profound. It was it is.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Wrote it before you were born.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
Serendipity says it in the Dogma, which is coming soon kids.
More on that later. I saw artwork for new Dogma posters. Wow,
which is a bit of.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
A mind fuck.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Like Jordan was, Like, I got emotional because she'd been
working hard on getting this movie fucking back and out
and stuff like that. But for me, the guy who
lived for the first campaign, Like, I don't think Jordan
was born when dog came out.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
No, she saw the movie, so.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
She must have been born. She was born.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
She's like thirty five or something like that.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
She was born, she was I have to be so honest.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
What you ain't seen it?

Speaker 1 (20:18):
I haven't seen it.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
Fantastic movie, honestly.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
It's like hard to access.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
One of the best.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
Not anymore this year, Dogma.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
This year I'll see a show.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
I saw a bunch of poster concepts, which was mind
bending because I've been through this process once before. Twenty
six years ago, and it was like, this is what
the posters could look like back then. Though it was
more like this is what the poster is going to
look like. And I was like that's fine. I had
no beef because they looked really fucking cool and shit.
But like seeing you know, a current marketers take on

(20:57):
the movie was fascinating. Naturally, there's an angle of like
it's back, but with all those famous people, it's just
like got to get them on the poster. One of
the images was like a last supper affair, like, which
looks like the last supper of the poster would be
turned on its side. Yeah, and there there are two

(21:18):
others that I absolutely love.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
You really got me with that quote.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
I'm telling you go watch talk about That's why thank
you my kid. Uh, that's that's why people like of
a certain age still pay attention to me now because
they're like, he said smart things.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
When he was young.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
He got progressively dumber, but like then he said wise
things and whatnot.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Kind of stupid now, but.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Spends a lot of time with that kid of.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
His, spends a lot of money on bowling.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Last I heard sucker this motherfucker out of his money,
just a by putting a bow angle anything online.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
I'm serious. If you got bowing.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
This man's good part, you're gonna you're.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
Gonna watch a fierce biding war. Put it up at
any price. I mean what you know what I enjoy
is like you could make an offer. So the eBay
in the beginning was just all about.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Bidding wars and ship.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Now people put ship up there and there's like a
make an offer button, so they have an asking price
and then you could like offer. Oh my god, I
never paid a listed price.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Really.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
I I came from the world of retail, so I
would never pay even the listed price. And mind you,
some of these items are dream items where it's just
like there's only one of this left in existence. But
still as well try to get a few bucks off,
which is really embarrassing once they figure out who because
then they're like, you haggled for three dollars because again,

(22:48):
but I had to come all the way to see
me valance this up time? Like, bro, how poorly are
them Jay and Samma Bob Movies doing?

Speaker 2 (22:56):
I'm like, not great, but thank you for this.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
You ask why would you like to invest in one?

Speaker 1 (23:05):
If someone says no, to your price. Will you buy
it for the full price? Like if if you're defeated
it's funny, well you give it.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
I did that once.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
And the seller never sent the piece, to the point
where I had to get an adult involved, Carol to
reach out Toby because eBay was like work it out
in the cellar, like the seller's not responding, and I
paid like eight hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
This Oh my god, it was.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Like six fifty but with like shipping, well was it?
It was a Rocky and Bullwinkle piece. Oh god, that yeah,
I mean I need I say it's them on a
serious cell that came from the jay from the Deadly
Dude Rite and Pourium back in the day. But this
dude never got back to me. But like I would
make offers and they would just be declined. So I

(24:00):
realized he mus sad at auto set. But then after
I fucking broke down and bought the thing, like it
for a month never came. I kept hitting the person up,
being like hey man, like we're no response. So I
finally got Carol above She's like, oh, I'm on it,
and you know, she was like what kind of jerk

(24:21):
is this?

Speaker 2 (24:22):
And I was like could be that he fucking died,
you know what I'm.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
Saying, Like between the time I bought it and the
time it fucking you know, he just died. Possibility or
I got scammed either way, So PayPal was very helpful though,
like you know, if you don't get it and fucking
the next week, we'll reimburse you. So it was like, yeah,
I've not had any bad experiences.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Man, did it ever come?

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Never?

Speaker 1 (24:47):
I never came.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
No, And I periodically click on that listing it's still live.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
I wonder, I wonder what that is.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
I have no idea that I don't care.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
I was just happy to get my money back because
that was the only one where I was like, man,
I got scammed and ship.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Well out of all the things though, and you've ordered
a lot. Yeah, one scam that ain't too bad, right.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Yeah, fucking needle And as I'm fucking playing the odds
and I'm doing good. I've gotten more joy than sadness
from my only one sad eBay thing. But that's been corrected,
so I'm sad no more.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
I'm happy for you.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
I carry it still like herpes, but but I don't
dwell on it every day. Every day the pain gets
a little less, just a little bit. I got fucked over.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Day by day, it'll get better.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Wait, why was I talking about dog in the first place?

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Oh, because you said that dope blind.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
Back to Catholics, all right, so let's keep talking about
we believe in one. I said that, we believe in
you are one and Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church. M hm.
We acknowledge one baptism for the forgiveness of sins. You've

(26:08):
been baptized, You're good. So we looked, we look for
the to the resurrection of the dead and the life
of the world to come.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Amen.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Wait, question fire away, bitch.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
I am here father day, I am through me tonight
A ask me a question.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Father Dave is with us tonight, everybody.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Channeling Father Dave.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
You said, what was the part about baptism to forgive.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
We believe in one, Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church. We
acknowledge one baptism for the forgiveness of sins.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Okay, so that for the forgiveness of sins. But babies
are baptized.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
Ah, what the baby? God? Because I was raised in
this ship. Man, this is like you ask ask me
like about fucking marvel ship and I'm like, oh my God,
I can fucking Bible splain all day long.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
So what the baby to do?

Speaker 3 (27:25):
Man was created in God's image. First, God created the
heaven in the beginning, there was nothing.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
I already regret it.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
Let I know, Let there be Like God makes the why,
it makes the universe and takes six days to do so,
and then rests on the seventh day, which is why
nobody works on Sundays and stuff. So, uh, he makes
the angels, and then lastly he makes human beings people.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
In his image.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Then he puts into the garden of Eden with all
the animals and they're living the way like that TikTok
video was like this is how life should be with
the pelican hanging out with the on the back of
the boat and ship, and You're like, what the fuck
exactly like that how it was meant to be. And uh,

(28:22):
you know then because a fucking eve who got into
a conversation with a fucking snake, and that snake of
course Satan m hm hiding in snake for him, and
God put them in the garden of Eden and said
you can do anything you want, just don't eat of

(28:45):
the Tree of Knowledge, which in and of itself is
kind of like stay ignorant. You can enjoy all of
this as long as you're done. There's a matrix, you know,
metaphor in there somewhere. Sure if you talk to wa
Showski's they would be like, we definitely and we made

(29:08):
the matrics and we can spell it. Yeah. So Eve
takes the apple, takes a bite, convinces Adam to take
a bite like Adam o. Adam was created first, and
then Eve is created from Adam. A rib is taken
from Adam, and then a woman is built from that.

(29:28):
It's all according to the Bible. It's all ship that
your man believes.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
I was raised and that's not.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
So.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Adam and Eve la la la. Then you know, don't
eat that.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
Tree, and they're like all right. And then the snake's like,
come eat the tree and she's like all right. And
then the apple she after evade it. First she convinced.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Adam to eat because snake made it.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
And that's why women men eight women. It goes right
back to the Bible, and all these stories are wondering
my whole life. We that's there's your there's your fucking
patriarchy right there, motherfuckers who were like, it's and a
woman came from my rib. There are people that believe

(30:21):
that story that's a parable. Catholic Church will be the
first to acknowledge, like, that's not a real story. That's
a parable, like just the way Jesus told stories about
like you know, there was a fisherman. It's meant to
be a story. It's not literal. But then there are
people who are like, no, we all came from Adam
and e OK, you gotta have hot.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
So I'm sure this episode offends many people. I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
I mean, look, even as somebody who believed back in
the day some of.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
The ship was like, come on, but that's pretty fucking.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
So because I got to finish the original same thing.
Because they ate of the Forbidden Tree, the Tree of Knowledge,
God is like, you sons up bitches, I gave you everything.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
He goes total parental meltdown.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Is he talking about specifically Autam and Eve or humans
in general?

Speaker 3 (31:23):
There are only two at this point, and so because
they did the one fucking thing, He's like, I, I,
you had one job. He cast them out of the paradise,
and how this all outed I forgot. This is a
fun part of the story. When she ate of the

(31:43):
Tree of Knowledge, what happened was like, oh my god,
I'm naked. And then when adamated, he was like, oh
my god, I'm naked too. We gotta put on clothes,
we gotta hide our nakedness. And that's when the Lord
was like, a right, why are you guys hiding? And
they're like, we're naked and a shame and they're like naked.
Who told you that we hated the Tree of Knowledge?
And it was like, I told you that's why. The

(32:08):
snake is like, you know, the most loathsome of all
the creatures. We the humanity fell because of the snake.
And there was a promised maid or some fucking prediction
or whatever where it's just like, you know, the fucking
mother of the world will crush the snake's head. There's
a big statue of Mary. She's standing on a snake's
head like my growing up, my whole life, our lady Perpetuel.

(32:29):
There she is standing on a fucking snake because that's
her job.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Right, Come on, though, let's not blame snakes.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
It just goes to show you, man that, like, if
you ain't fluffy. Come on, you're fucked. You're fluffy or
you're fucked in this world.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Choices yours.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
So because we that that was the sin, that was
the original sin, God casts Adam and Eve out of
Paradise the garden and even get out to.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Presumably hear earth.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Our version of fucking Earth because there's a multi verse
in the Bible.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Oh fun.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
So then they, you know, start having kids. Cana and
Abel are their children, do you know? Cana and Abel
are a story for another time.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
First murder.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
Caine kills Abel or vice versa, and then comes home
and lies to Adam and Eva.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Bad like where's your brother? He's like I don't know, and.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Then out he's like I killed my brother. Like psychotic bullshit.
That's that is. That's a story that could be ripped
from today's headlines.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Geez.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
Yeah, And there it is right in the fucking old
Testament of the Bible. So because of that original sin,
m every baby that is born is born with the
film the filth if you will, of sin, the tang

(34:00):
of sin because of Adam and E and to cleanse
the child of that. For example, if that baby dies
pre baptism, that baby's not going to Heaven Jesus. Them's
the rules. You want to be part of the club,
you gotta follow the rules. The baptism, it's brutal, removes

(34:21):
the original sin and makes the baby eligible the Kingdom
of blessed water, holy water, magic water. Once the baby
is baptized, which you were, you're doesn't guarantee entry in heaven,
but it means you're eligible.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
I think I've passed that point.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Yes, Now for the rest of your life.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
You know, there's certain things that like we didn't you
didn't get I don't think you got any sacraments after that.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Nothing.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
You didn't do confession, you didn't do communion and do confirmation,
and the rest are like marriage, you haven't done that yet.
But then there's like holy orders, if you become a priest,
and then last rites.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
That's the no thing, that's the last thing.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
Every any Catholic wants to hear his last rights. You've
been around for that experience with that. It's a sacrament.
And if you're a hardcore Catholic, like there's only one time, well,
I mean there are cases where people got their last rights,
but then they wound up living and shit like that.
I wonder if you're allowed to get like a second
dose later on if you're die. Like the night I

(35:23):
almost died from the heart attack, I could have gotten
last right.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
What I thought you were going to say you.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
Did, But well I could have. But if I did
years from now, got willing, when I'm eventually dying again,
do I help? Can I get it again like you had?
You had your last right? In fifty years?

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Yeah? God willing?

Speaker 3 (35:43):
That would mean how old is that? You'll be one
hundred and five?

Speaker 2 (35:49):
I'd be ninety seven, But you know, I'll take it
to that point.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
At what were you? I thought you were fifty five.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
I guess you're right. I was thinking from the heart
attack for some re.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Yeah, fifty five plus fifty then I'll definitely be.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
Dad.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
So glad, Like, what's the difference?

Speaker 1 (36:12):
That's the difference. How do you put them in a chair?

Speaker 3 (36:21):
Face him against the wall. I'll be back on Thursday.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
In front of a fucking laptop.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
Just scroll through bowl Winkle Ship for just.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Please play Clerks, just please.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
I don't know if that would do it for me.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Please play what's the show that you're obsessed with right now?

Speaker 3 (36:45):
The food, the food that built American? His name is
Milton Hershey, but he will create a chocolate empire that
likes the world has never seen.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Just put on the cookie episode, please.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
With episode that really captured my This motherfucker was so
good at chocolate. It built the whole city Hershey, Pennsylvania.
It wasn't like he's like, let's go there and name
our chocolate after the town they be built. He got
so fucking rich off of chocolate, thanks largely to the
World War, because he could put it into ration kits

(37:18):
and every soldier at war for a respite. I was like,
ah mmmm, it's good. So when they went home from war,
like that little piece of joy in the battlefield where
like fucking bullets and bombs are going off around you,
but like you like you remember being in a foxho
and be like shared like this Hershey bar of this
fucking dude, and like we almost got killed but we lived.

(37:38):
It was a minute. I tasted it like crazy. You
come home, you sugar chocolate joy. It's like, you know,
especially like they talked about how after during Prohibition, when
he couldn't get to liquor, that's when candy was on
the rise. Because since you couldn't get legally drunk, people
were like, I need something that makes me feel good.

(38:00):
Sugar makes people feel good.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
I feel that amazing.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
So yeah, man, like, uh, the the the original sin
has to get baptized off.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
So everybody just has to pay for this thing that
someone else did.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Yeah, yeah, that's exactly will put scinctly put. But I mean,
you don't even have to make it like someone else,
Like you can be direct Adam and eve Na name
it and claim it the names all the bro I'm
just gonna lay it out there for you, the way
that somebody who believes every word of the Bible believes it,

(38:42):
they ruined it for all of us.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
We would be what.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
We would be in Eden, the garden of fucking Eden.
You of all people, love animals. Imagine in a world
where you can hug a bear or a moose is
your fucking friend.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
But this is a fairy tale, is it not? What?

Speaker 3 (39:02):
What? Ladies and gentlemen, I apologize for the blasphemy of
my to summon fairy tale to others, straight up faith.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
I'm sorry to anyone.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
To a large voting Poe country, straight up faith.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
My dad got to choose what we talk about this weekend.
He chose Catholicism, so.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
Disney it just came up anyway, that's what Catholics believe.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
That's the purse snakes. That's that's my that's my biggest takeaway,
poor snakes.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
After all that, your biggest takeaways like fucking snakes got
the wrong to do.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Yeah, I'm going to have other takeaways to.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
Say about you. What do you hold if it could?

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Yeah, but we eat animals whole.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
What's this? We ship me and you me neither, So.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
My conscience, they're fucking humans.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
When people like you voted for this, I didn't vote
for any of this, is say, my fucking doing.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
I tried to go the other way.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
I just feel like, you know, we're all here, we're
all meant to co exist. We're not meant to We're
on this do you want? Yeah, we're all in this
together at the end of the day.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
So people fail to realize.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Animals weren't put on this earth for us. They were
put on.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
They're meant to be together.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
She shut the fuck up?

Speaker 3 (40:34):
The uh? I have Today's Thursday when the show launches
what Happened this week the Oscars? I didn't watch that,
so I have nothing to say. Really, but I mean yeah,
I don't know anything. I mean I've heard some ship,
but and this is not any sort of likes but

(40:56):
like I know, I work in that business kind of,
but like.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
It's just so like you know.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
It's it's this is anathema to me as all the
other ship that kind of comes along with this business,
that the glitz and the glamour and stuff like that.
That stuff was pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
I think it's pretty cool. I'm super happy for Mikey
your friend were happy for I'm happy for everybody.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
But and yeah, that's right. You know somebody who want
to fucking think the guy who won for Sean Baker.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
From New Jersey, let's go Jersey.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
I know, right, he just made it much harder to
be a fucking New Jersey filmmaker. Did you know that ship?

Speaker 2 (41:49):
I'm like, no, I didn't.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
As a matter of fact, I didn't know. I completely yo,
goos it right. Fuck the uh it's tough to be
creative sometimes you're telling me.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Only in your head though. That's the thing.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
It's like, it's never tough to be creative, but we
hold ourselves to like like, oh man, fucking what am
I doing? Like where am I in my career? Ship
when oscars coming around, or I used to. I just
gave up on that ship because I'm like I realized,
you know, quite some time ago that it's like I am.
I'm not saying this is better, but I am clearly

(42:31):
on my own path, like I ain't seen a person
for years. There's no competition when you are lost in
the wilderness path. Oh no, I'm not like gotta stay
ahead of them. I am ahead by forty thousand country
miles because the ain't nobody traveling down this path. And

(42:52):
that's how you win. Like you know, I'm not. I
ain't built for competitions. I'm just built for like you know,
this is Muslvania. I claim this state to it.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
For someone's coming up the rear like a whole country's
length away.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
Nobody coming up this rear. Nobody interested man, not father, Dave,
nobody the.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Can I make a few announcements?

Speaker 3 (43:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (43:22):
Can I make one before you make yours.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
We'll finish up with all yours today being Thursday tomorrow,
they're announcing a comic book project on Friday. Yes, so
I can't say it here, although you know what by
the time, No, yeah, but it's a cool thing.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
But if it's what I'm thinking I will, so I.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Will enter the news cycle on Friday.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
Whoa not like fucking like you know, like look at you? Yeah,
like you know how fucking every week Severance gets a
lot of coverage and ship.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Not like that.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
But it will definitely like be picked up a few
places like oh.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Well, he's in Mosylvania.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
In play stated foras in play anyway, that's my semi
what what?

Speaker 1 (44:21):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (44:22):
What are yours?

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Let's hear him.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
I got two announcements. Two words.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
Pregnant.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
That's two words. That's two words. And yep, I'm telling
you here here on beardless.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
I can't believe you announced it like that.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
No two words. Ticklet shirts. They are restocked and they
are now available, uh in small through three x L.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
Just stop buying small. You're going to die with them small.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
We we have them in black and white. Oh I see,
and they are fully restocked now. So you want to.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
Wear your dick lit pridle over your shirt? Oh yeah,
join the fun now before they're in fucking uh hot
topics everywhere.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
And it's everyone's got one.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
This is some time to get it.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Man.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
You're gonna want one of the original run years and now,
because as Harley can tell tell you as somebody who
buys T shirts bucking ten years from now, this shirt
three four shirt run is very small. I'm that you
could make money off the shirt. That's how that's this
this shirt that you invest in.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
You know what, I really got to make an option?
What press to sign them?

Speaker 3 (45:52):
So will we profit?

Speaker 1 (45:55):
I see, we'll keep the money?

Speaker 3 (45:59):
Yeah? What do you charge the shirts?

Speaker 2 (46:01):
Now?

Speaker 1 (46:02):
I did have to raise the price by five dollars
because the second run ship that was way more expensive.
Is that why?

Speaker 3 (46:15):
No, I'm not going to lay that at the Okay,
let's an adminustration. But like no, things just cost a
lot of money these days, and it's never going to change.
It just where about to enter a recession. It sounds
like I are we, which is bad for like me
and my business, and it's.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Bad for a while for pretty much everybody.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
But entertainment industry.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
Like one of the first things people like, I ain't
got enough money for eggs, fucking going to see you
fucking Jane and Silly Bob show. It's the same ship
for thirty here. That's when people wake up and realize
that they're not getting their money.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
I don't care about mussulmania.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
Formania grow up like a child. Fifty four years of
the ship.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
Yes, there is a.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Yeah, there's anyways, I had to raise the price by
five dollars because it became more expensive to make them.
I got a little discount the first time I made them.
You didn't get a discount. The second time you get
a discount because it was my first time.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Oh and so they're like second time.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Yeah, the second time it was like two hundy more expensive,
and I was like, what the fuck?

Speaker 3 (47:20):
Well, so the shirt goes up a little bit.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
But shirt it is now forty dollars plus shipping, all.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
Right, so if we tag it, then what do you charge?
Let's hear this too? Signature? No, don't ask me, I'm
asking you. Let's say what kind of business savvy you got?
I would say, Gwyneth Paltrow, here's your goop moment.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
I would say, both of our signatures.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
Yeah on a forty dollars shirt?

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Seventy five? Is that too steep?

Speaker 3 (47:44):
What the fuck are you? Taylor Swift? What the fuck?
Who the fuck do you?

Speaker 1 (47:49):
I would yours if it was mine, I'd be like
forty five.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
You could get away with sixty all right, sixty? Is
that include shipping shipping on top?

Speaker 1 (48:01):
Yeah, the shipping is a whole separate thing. I'm trying
to figure it out.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
How much is shipping?

Speaker 1 (48:07):
You know what. I'm having a hard time with the
ship I keep ending up paying for people shipping.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
Why.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
I don't know, because when they check out, it like
tells them a certain price. But then when I actually go.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
To the price, I know, then you don't have to worry. Yeah,
I know. In which case, what what is your general
shipping and handling five or more?

Speaker 1 (48:30):
I don't have shipping and handling at the moment.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
But when you ship the shirts?

Speaker 1 (48:34):
How much the last one I shipped out today? It
was like ten fucking bucks, So you're to go.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
To a charge you're under charging for shipping and handling unfortunately.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
And the person paid like four dollars for shipping in
six dollars.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
On my Yeah, so you need to then just build
that all into the price. So if you were selling
a signed shirt and you didn't want to like fucking
lose in the shipping handling, get away with seventy and
was shipping and handly included.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
There is one person out there who has a signed
shirt by me because he tagged he ordered a shirt
in black. However, my inventory was off because someone has one,
because somebody took it out of the inventory. So I

(49:24):
offered him since there were none of that color available anymore,
I have offered to give him the white shirt instead,
but to sign it.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
With a signature.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
So there is one signed shirt out there.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
That's good salesman ship right there.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
I appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
I tried. Wanted to make it good for him.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
You got it. That's the customers generally always right, unless
they're like rude and ship. But like he was very nice, right,
very nice fucking And also it's like you're charge an
I'm gonna leg for a T shirt. No, that's cheap
compared to like most T shirt prices. I say.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
I just looked at a T shirt that was like
a tank top from a brand that I like, Yeah,
and all it says is a motherfucker pretty strong. It
was like, three hundred twenty five.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
Bucks is a brand new T shirt? Yes, what do
you want to name that brand? And then shame that brand?

Speaker 1 (50:16):
I don't want to put them on blast.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
But I was like, wait, what, Yeah, you won't get
charged for three hundred dollars at Chaine solambop dot com or.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Beardless dot com dot whatever it's called.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Is that where for shirt sales? Beardless stickles me dot.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
Com is not actually worse.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
In them, but because that's where like we just check
have the episodes. I think there may be clips there.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
Oh really yeah, well then maybe go there in this link?

Speaker 2 (50:51):
Will they'll put it in there for you? I believe.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
Well, it's like first you need the Janet Jackson headphones
something on the it's website.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
What the fuck I send people to to what.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
To wait for it?

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Which just one wars beardless stickless me dot my. If
you watch spify dot com.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
What is it beardless stickless me.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Beardless stickless me dot my, shopify dot com and there's
an https colon slash slash.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Before hopefully puts it up the link up at beardless
sticklessme dot com.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Then you can just send them right there.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Yes, and then you know that would be easier. I
will also put the link in my bio.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
Uh smart, Yes, and if you put it up in
your stories, just make sure you link me in it,
and I'll put it in my stories.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
Speaking of links and bios, I got two links right now,
to Apple Music and to Spotify for my band's new.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
Song, Ladies and Gentlemen, a Taste of Cinnamon, Spicy and Sweet.
The name of their first album, Oh my god, what
is the name of the first song?

Speaker 1 (52:14):
Our son?

Speaker 3 (52:15):
That was Lucky, that was Crazyucky.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
Please, I'm trying to make an announcement.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
Lucky.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Our first single is called Star.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
It's available right now on Spotify and Apple.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
Music and anywhere you get your music, searchable under Cinnamon.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
If you look up. Since we are a new band,
we do not come up right away. We will one day.
But if you look up Cinnamon Star. Our cover is
a dog.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
It is a dog's head.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
It is a dog's head.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
Barking doghead, barking doghead.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
There's a star. There's a collar, but the collar is words.
You'll find it. But I also saw a band pics
There are yes, or you can just go to my
Instagram and go to the link of my bio.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
Also will We'll put links to it on the beardless
stickless dot com site.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
All right, so wait, you dropped.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
In the parlance of the industry, you dropped your music.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
We did.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
We dropped our first What has the reaction been so far?

Speaker 1 (53:16):
It's I mean knock on wood. So far, so good,
So far so good.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
Is there anybody going like, hey man, what that song is?
What that song means to me? Like like writing letters
yet like.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
Long I haven't gotten a long form letters. We'll see
what the future.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
I love the song. It's very it's very dreamy. Thank
you being Mary, and until it's not.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
Then it's agro.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
It gets a little agro.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
Then I'm like, stop yelling it.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Expect dare I say on music video in our future?

Speaker 3 (53:59):
When did you shoot it?

Speaker 1 (54:01):
We have been shooting it over the course of a
couple of weeks. We are now done shooting. It is
being edited by my lovely friend Sah Sherwood.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
It's so weird because I don't remember directing it, but
I'm sure I did.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
It's so weird. You know many other directions you must
have forgot. I must slipped your mind.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
Yeah, I guess I was busy when you.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
Wanted to shoot.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Yeah, you were kind of like out of town or
buying Bullwinkle rulers.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
Yeah, it was like, I can't fucking make your video.
I'm trying to win this Bullwinkle ruler. It's eighteen dollars.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
But I'm trying to get it for not that's too
What would you do for if it was eighteen what
would you do?

Speaker 3 (54:46):
Exactly what I did. I offered three dollars less. Oh
so it's like, you know, because there's a price in
their shipping. Oh as you're well aware.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Oh I know.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
So I'm always trying to offset the shipping cost. Smart
you know what I'm saying something I don't mind paying
the price. But then it's like shipping. Look, sometimes you
buy a thing. That's why that one bowling piece that
never came had like two hundred dollars shipping on it.
Whis why it is even more of an insult. I
never came, right, that would kind of suck. Should have
smell the scam. Such a pigeon, pigeon, just an easy knockoff, just.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
A rube, goddamn pigeon.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
Absolutely, I'm just a fucking country mouse in the big city, man,
taking my money, bending me over.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
You'll learn one day.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
I don't know, man, I may wind up dead in
an alleyway. No, you fucking made the wrong decision, little mouse.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
And I'm like, oh no, no, that's go back to
being the pigeon.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
It's weird because I'm a fifty four year old little
mouse who never really leaves his house, so I'm not
gonna wind up in an alleyway.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
We're just a little guy.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
I'd rather be a pigeon, Just a little pigeon. They're like,
I took advantage, you fucking stupid pigeon. I'm like, it's cool.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Oh that was cute.

Speaker 5 (56:11):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
Say I love you with that noise.

Speaker 3 (56:17):
Well, I mean I could do cool because it sounds
like cool, but make it work. I hope you.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Know it's really cute.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
Why don't you use me as like, you know, like
a looped sample in one of the songs.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Keep keep going.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
It's like.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
You're stun now cool. Oh shit, I'm telling you, man,
I could fucking rock it. I could be like a
tambourinist in the band. You know, Tambourinus only does one
thing with the tambourine ship. But I'd be a cool
and ship. So I'm just on stage, fucking close my eyes,

(57:02):
rocking subtly back and forth until I'm needed, And then
I'm like.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Your eyes are closed the whole time.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
You keep going, you slowly remove the mic, so I'm
just randomly cooling. Nobody here, they're like your dad's kind
of like the backup dancer and n and what was
what in the mighty mighty bost Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Not cooing without a microphone facing away from us, suddenly
rocking and cooing with that?

Speaker 3 (57:42):
Does he realize that microphones going?

Speaker 1 (57:44):
I slowly turn you around facing the other way.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
Everyone's got their phots.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
Out, relocate to another stage.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
Former filmmaker the laughing stock ridicule of TikTok to.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
How to do it?

Speaker 3 (58:09):
As he quiet coos on stage.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
But he has no mic. He thinks he does, but
his eyes have been closed for hours.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
He's been gone less than a month. But perhaps the
most haunting image in Los Angeles since David Lynch was
plying his trade a short.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
While ago, Oh my God, is.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
The image of former film director Kevin Smith quietly cooing
on the stage at what's the place called?

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Oh wait? Is he now crop walking? While he's cooing?

Speaker 3 (58:50):
He somehow he wound up crowdsurfing. He hasn't opened his
eyes the whole time. He's really into the cooing. I mean,
he treats it like an arm for him, and God
bless him for that. But he has a real Is
that licking nuke the other band members that picks him
up and passed him over to the crowd. He's currently
cooing in his crowd serving it has no idea, you go,

(59:11):
old timer. He's just like the old guy in Squid Game.
He doesn't know he'd spoilers.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
He doesn't know what's going on.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
But then it turns around. It's so humiliating that becomes
a fucking rock star where people like, oh, that's fucking
bad that he made it through the storm and ship.
I used to think that was stupid, but now I
think he's pretty fucking.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
Metal, just really into it.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
Have me showing up in metallicatons like minute Mini No,
No, No No. Darkness has over my faith. Oh my, oh my, ba.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
You're really good at it. Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
If I'm gonna try to compete with the big, with
the big artists, I gotta be able to big the cool.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
I think it's so cute when you're going to sleep tonight?
Can you do that to mom?

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
I just wish I knew a Taylor Swiss song Don't.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
I can't bust It's gotta That was a random pull
as well.

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
To be fair, Taylor Swift would have actually paid more
sense because like a bird coo song like Metallica was
going for that, you know, like Metallica wants play with
an orchestra or something weird and hip.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
I like it. Anthra among the living.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
Disease, spread egg the disease with them. Some captain chips,
bring the will down to its knees. I gotta jump
in when I can.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
You just got you gotta find your space.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
Power, cool more power.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
Make it work when you can.

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
Totally. I'm like fucking Sabrina Carpenter when she was singing
with Paul Simon on the SNL thing. Did you see that? No,
I've never heard her sing before or anything, but my
respect for her, which didn't exist because I didn't know
the fuck she was jumped immensely because they opened the
SNL fiftieth anniversary with her singing with Paul Simon. Paul

(01:01:33):
Simon fucking legend, right half of Simon and Garfunkle. Although
I didn't note like, as I was sitting there watching,
I was like, Paul Simon retired from performing, you know,
he's like, I'm done singing, but he came out of
retirement to sing the opening at fifth because he's good
friends with Lourene Michaels for years, but he hasn't Is

(01:01:53):
he still around? Maybe before I should speak out a turn,
I should make sure, but like, let me see, let
me see if our Garkfuncle.

Speaker 4 (01:02:03):
Is still alive, keep cooling, our Garfunkle is is.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
Yeah, he's still around, man, he isn't died. He's eighty
three and Paul Simon eighty two. They they split up
years ago. They were Simon and Garfunkel right Bridge over
troubled Waters, fucking de Missus Robinson. They they split up,

(01:02:33):
and Paul Simon went and had an insanely successful solo career.
Our Garfuncle not so much. He was in Cardinal Knowledge
with Mike Nichols's director. But you know, Paul Simon continued.
And so last time they performed together was they broke up.
And then years later they got back together to do
the very historic, fabled Concert in the Park. They were

(01:02:57):
in Cuentral Park, did a free concert, and shit fucking
all of New York came and stuff, and it ain't
been together ever since. Then. Here he is eighty two
years old and it's the fiftieth anniversary of SNL and
shit like he could have been like me and our
Garfunkle are going unless our Garfunkle was like, I can't

(01:03:18):
even fucking sing anymore. But it shows you the commitment
to him being like no, that was then it's like
David Byrne, Like David Byrne and the Talking Heads made
all that music together, and David Byrne won't perform with
the talking Heads even when stopped making sense was re
releasing the Whole Fight and it made like one hundred
million bucks in re release recently a twenty four I

(01:03:39):
think who the fucking world was celebrating and was the
big concert promoter you know, fucking fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
I don't know what you're saying.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
The concert people like fucking that sponsor like Live Nation, Yes,
thank you, Live Nation.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
So Live Nation.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
Fuck now, I was trying to get that. What was
I talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
Simon and garfunk call talking Heads.

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
Live Nation reportedly offered the Talking Heads like not like,
you know, twenty million bucks, like five hundred million dollars.
If not, maybe I'm crazy and this is probably crazy,
So it couldn't be this a billion It was a sick,
oh my god amount of fucking money to get together

(01:04:28):
and tour well oh they didn't say no. David Byrne
said no. David Burn's like, I'm good, I'm creatively fulfilled.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
I ride my background New York.

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
I just had that whole fucking Broadway show before COVID
and shit, once again there's somebody who's commiting too. Yeah,
that's kind of cool.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
To be fulfilled like that, or yeah, don't we all
wish we could be that fulfilling?

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
No, but like to me, it's a nap.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
But also a billion dollars, Yeah that would help.

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
It's to me, it's a nathma to leave behind people
that you made art with. You know what I'm saying,
So my head don't. But anyway, Sabrina Carpenter gone stage
with Paul Simon. Paul Simon, at age eighty two, understandably
does not sound like he did when he was a
young man singing these songs. And you know, being eighty two,

(01:05:17):
it's hard to do anything, let alone carry a tune
while playing a guitar while standing in front like the reason.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
The guy was like, I don't do that anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
So he was up there in there are places where
you know he was understandably weak. She came in and
fucking backed him up and accompanied him, didn't go over him,
didn't like fucking steal the spotlight. Literally just backed him
up and found her version of jumping in when she

(01:05:47):
could and really made him sound quite good. The two
of them together sounded like beautiful, beautiful, really sweet, and
it was like the fact that she's, like, you know,
he's old, ast fucking she was. She could have been
like fuck this old and like you know, gondiv and
Ship didn't. She was there to like support him, even
though it was a due extually cool, and she definitely
had moments where she could do whatever it is she

(01:06:08):
does and shit. But when they opened, he was he
goes I know performed this song.

Speaker 6 (01:06:20):
Fifty years ago on Saturday Night Live, or forty seven
years ago on Sorday and in nineteen seventy five or
seventy eight, whatever it is, and Sabrina Carpet goes I
wasn't born yet and neither were my parents.

Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
This is a really fucking fundy lie.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
That's funny.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
And then they went and sang the song.

Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
It was quite nice for.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
Like the past ten minutes, though all I hear in
my head.

Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
Is disease cool, disease cool, spreading the disease. Cool cool
with some help from Captain Trips. Cool you bring the
world down to his knees, cool file, more power. I'm
gonna call it the Anthrax kids. What is the course
of the song? Yeah, that is a course, but what

(01:07:14):
leads up to it? Seeing he's all the puppies out there,
She's like, I want to be in gear. I want
to be in the club. The puppy was seeing he's calling,
Legacy is calling. He's coming, cool, corrupting among the living.

(01:07:37):
I'm the walking I can see all of the world
with your mind, with feel the man with the bow.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
Oh my god, it got crazy there, follow me, round
of applause. That was That was excellent.

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
Even Walkie joined me for that. She was like, hey man,
the coopon.

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
Worked because she's like, never mind, fucking passion, irration, fucking cool,
cool classic songs. Uh, there it is kids, Did.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
You have a cool time?

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
I can't.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
Don't spit off my cool col He's getting there. Cool cool.

Speaker 5 (01:08:40):
We are the champions, my friend, and we.

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
Keep on fighting.

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
It's oly shit.

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
How did your father die?

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
He was in the middle of our podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
He had a stroke, His brain snapped and he died.
Hit his head on the mic going down.

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
And we have it all on.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
That is giant German shepherd adum one.

Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
He died as he lived, cooing to popular songs.

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
From the past.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
So true. Amen, he was mid.

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
Search on a bowl and collide. Kids. There's your beardles sticks.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
They just accepted your They just accepted your fifteen dollars
offer for the ruler.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
The bittersweet truth he won that auction. He'll never get
to measure.

Speaker 3 (01:09:49):
Anything with that ruler by for you in honor. Yeah, no,
fucking they go after my estate like he won the auction,
like he's dead.

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
Sir, I don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:09:59):
He fucking he made promise to be eighteen dollars for
this fucking ruler. You wanted it, Bury him with it,
Bury me with my bow winkle ruler.

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
The story of Kevin Smith.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
Your new book be terrible.

Speaker 3 (01:10:13):
If my whole life was defined by like something I
liked in the last ten minutes of it, that would
people like I'm sure your mom might be like, you
don't want to put me in the title fucking bowl winklog.
It was only like for a little minute, there there
is good.

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
There's your beardless, sickless me.

Speaker 3 (01:10:34):
Don't forget to go listen to Cinnamon's Star or Star
by Cinnamon.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
I was gonna say no.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
S Cinnamon Star.

Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
People are like looking up Cinnamon Star and they're like no,
this song is as Star, the band is Cinnamon. I'm
Casey case and I'm cool cool there.

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
It is for beardless stickless me.

Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
I'm Kevin Harley.

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