September 12, 2024 • 37 mins
Harley’s taste test triggers a Disney deep-dive. Plus: Matriarch Momily’s Marijuana Midnight Madness!
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
The kid here has been threatening us with cookies.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yes I have.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
For the better part of a week, she kept sending
pictures like look at this, I bought you some and.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Then I ate the ones I sent you the picture of.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
So we have not tried the cookies. But before we
go into the cookies.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I just want to eat the cookies so bad.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
I know you want to use I want to point
out the there's there's this box, this like jewelry box
affair that has picture of you and Cory, your old boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
On Oh my god, please where is it?
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Well?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Oh, you use it up a mic stand, Yes.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
This box, Like what do you do when it's like
you're a parent and it's a picture of your kid
and I'm real like, you know, oh, look is when
she's young and going to a prom and shit, so
you don't really want to get rid of it. But
she is standing next to a different dude and she's
with and but enough time has gone past and you
know so, but you know.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
You used it as a mic stone.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Well it was here. I brought it here to like
ridicule Harley at one point, and we never got to it.
And then one day I realized it's the perfect mic
stand like Will Wilkins had just like texted me this
week on like I hear coming, you know, fucking fixture thing. Man,
when are you there? Was like, what are you talking about?
He's like, I fucking watched Mamaly. He said, fucking it's
it's all fucking hell hold together with spitting glow. And
(01:47):
I was like, well, I said, honestly, like you don't
need to come. I was like, it's it's He's like
she said, she can't see you. I was like, she'll
be fine.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I will live.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Thank you though much so.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
But you know, he was like, look, if you don't
want me to just tell me, but uh, I do
have a system here that works, and it really like
found use in that box. So this box where I'm like,
is it cringe that we keep it? I mean, and
I wanted to give it to you because I always
you're as sentimental as I am. But you have a line.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
I definitely have a line.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
That line didn't include fucking.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Curing the box with a picture of my ax ony.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
When I've been with my current boyfriend for almost five years.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
It's not just a picture of your I mean, for
those playing alone.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
And home, please know what if you were to ever know?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
It's a nice box.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
It was a gift from him, was it.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I didn't think we'd be.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
In the box.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
There's no not anymore.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
But just to bring this completely old man, Oh my god,
within the box you bro' a strip of paper bittersweetly
(03:18):
says we're a team forever.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
That was uncalled for personal.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
I had no idea that's vulnerable information.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
It was team for now.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Fine, you don't get a cookie? Oh come on, man,
I'm gonna eat all three.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Well, I'll watch eat the cookie. I guess where did
the cookie come from? How to come into your life?
Why is it a part of mine?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Because you talk? Yes, you can pour the milk. This
is my show, the brand, show what it is for
the for the curious.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
There you go, man, it's only three ingredients. It's an
oat milk, and I love oat milk. But I used
to drink oatly. And then it was pointed out by
Jordan that She's like, you know, it's got like a
lot of gum and filler in it and shit. She
I was like, well, but I love oat milk. What
the fuck? And she was like, well, why don't you
use colifia? It only has three ingredients.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
For the record, I still like Oatly a lot.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I do I look like it, but I like the
three ingredients.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I feel you. My best friend Olivia brought me to
this bakery and I'm not right the way.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Oatly makes an amazing fucking ice cream.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah, fucking put some respects.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Too, Like when there's some out there's a place out
here that did Oatly soft sirve.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yeah, it's awesome.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
So we went to Besti's the other day. Oh yeah,
you know their soft serve is voted number one in
Los Angeles.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Really what flavor.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Was they do? They do like black and white?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
They do chocolate this week?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Though? Was it?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
But was it was that?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
But? Oh my god? Yes? Anyway, do you want some?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yes? Please?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
In this look appetizing. What I like about this oat
milk is it has the consistency and taste of skim milk.
And I used to be a huge skim milk. Okay,
all right, So.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I tried this cookie. It changed my life. I can't
stop eating this cookie. I don't even I'm not even
really a sweet person, Like I don't even like you
and I have similar similar things, we like, similar foods
we like, but you.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Okay, no, similar the foods we like.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
But you really like sweet food a lot more. And
I like like a like a burrito.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
You're a savory person. Yeah, And I'm a sweet person exactly.
I'm a little bit can you're a little bit of
rock and roll.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I'm gonna I'm on the office and I'm looking at
the camera when someone's saying something annoying.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
You're Jim. Yeah, let me zoom in on you. You
know what, cameras don't with it.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Anyways, so this is the thickest cookie of all.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Time, thick rich hinds.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Not even a scone, not even a scone. It's a cookie.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
It looks like it sounds like tasty wax paper. It's
like somebody took a big wad of cookie dough and
just cooked it.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I don't know, watch you eat it like that's that's
the point.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah, you nailed slow Here.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
We go, yes, of course, glory right, yeah, keep going.
Speaker 7 (07:04):
The walnuts in there, those are walnuts, gaslight man, Look
at the walnut right herets and no peanutsut, keep going,
Oh my god, all right, walked.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Really grumb belie.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
It tastes like a like a big thing a cookie though,
I mean, that's what a cookie is. But so it's
changed your life for.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Mid Shut the fuck up?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
You're lying it doesn't do it?
Speaker 6 (07:48):
Do it again?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
It's not no, I already I gave it two bites.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Dude, you're it's too much.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Mom loved it.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Well, there you go. That explains it. We're always because
it ends the spectrum. But I love it, and you
and I are not always on the same page. And
you like to point out now you're not an exact
duplicate of me. You have your own speed and style.
So there are things like, for example, you're not a
big peanut butter person. The fuck being my kid? How
(08:19):
did that happen?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
You don't like this cookie?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
And then some things what are some like what don't
you like in a caramel? You don't like caramel baffles me?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I hate it.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
So sometimes we remember and there was something I was like,
You're gonna fucking love it, and you're like right, I'm
like what it's It's fine, But like, honestly, like in
a world of empty calories, I would rather eat the
milk bars.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Oh? Like thousand percent? I would prefer that milk bar
to that I can pass up.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
The milk bar anytime, and this can't stop myself.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I napposite. I would much rather have like this is
a study more we're finding out some things about fun
enough that we're not twins, which would have been creepy anyway. Yeah,
I'm I'm. I love those milks. It's a company called
(09:24):
what is it called?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Isn't it called milk with a y?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Sorry rather this side than the other side.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Trust me, it's been coming out the other side.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
I was in the room before fucking tooting up the storm.
You are lucky treats. They make these wafer bars Peuber
wafer bars that I just can't get enough. I just
can't get enough. I just can't get enough.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
This is so much.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
You brought that cookie, but oh that his milk. I
just can't get enough. I just can't get It's good,
but it's again like between empty calories. Like by my
second bite. I was like, well, you know, I'm not
gonna say the walnuts ruin the experience, but it ding
did a little bit for me.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I don't even like walnuts, but I feel like you
don't even taste.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Them, oh you do, and worse, you see them they're
the fucking they're the they're the most testicular of the nuts.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
So if I picked the fucking walnuts, how you'd like
it more?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
No? I also like, I'm I'm really disappointed why you
didn't make it. It's not your fucking you just sound
like ice.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Well, it's actually my startup business.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Oh. If it is, then let me have a second.
That'd be amazing if that was your fucking like you know,
this is my way of introducing you to my startup.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Business to get your to get your true opinion.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yeah, I don't know. Would you find that valuable or
would you been like, well, I'm.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Doing it anyway, old man, you can't hold me back.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
I was like, anyways, I just be like, fuck you.
You don't like, just like, just.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Make sure you sell milk's there as well. Yeah. I
also feel when you get to the chocolate chip cookie
of it all and the vegan chocolate chip cookie of
it all, less is more like thin it out.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Oh my god, I couldn't disagree. More as thick as
it can get.
Speaker 8 (11:39):
In terms of cookie size, often, No.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
You stop calling him puff and now you call them
as thick as the kids not.
Speaker 9 (12:00):
Yeah, it was a walnut by the way, Oh my god,
tell me this is not the most testicular of the nuts.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
This fucking looks like a nut that looks like nuts.
Would you call him thick and juicy? No?
Speaker 3 (12:23):
I don't know, and I'm not saying it again.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
No, No, sir, Is Austin going east? Are you going
to be going east? You're making a trip.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I'm not sure yet, but.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
He's definitely going I think so. When you guys both
leave your place, who takes care of them cats?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Nana pop?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
They come in and they cats him.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I don't trust.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Do you think the cats miss you? Oh? Yeah, like
as long as somebody turns on the water and puts
food in the bowl. We don't get it, are you?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
No? We don't. And move cries when I walk outside,
Carl cries if I close the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Door, would you leave?
Speaker 9 (13:14):
Oli?
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Who am I going to? You're close?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Stupid fick peeping take it? What does she do when
you're she set on your lap or she just.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Sit there in snere you when I'm on the toilet?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
What does she want?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
She does this really specific thing, actually, since you ask him.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Where she.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Tries to grab my hands with her paws, which is
why my hand looks like this.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Maybe a friend that did that to you. I'd slap
your the boyfriend around. Why can't shoot? What's stopping me
from going over there and slapping these cats around? All right?
That's you know how much money I invested in this kid, Carl.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Carl left a scar on my arm.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Bro, I'm gonna fucking grab a kittie by its tail
and be.
Speaker 9 (14:18):
Like, wow, wow, wow, I never smok to you ever again.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Next time you touch but put a finger on my.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Kid, Wow, she's gonna be like, I mean to clear
your face.
Speaker 7 (14:38):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
I get next. You love it the uh Disney?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Where how deep do you go with Disney? Like? Do
you like Cinderella and snow White? Or you like that's Disney?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Mom? Never let me watch snow White? So not that
one specifically, but like, so you're waiting.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
For the Rachel Zigler one. You're like, I can't wait
to find out what all.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
The fuss is about. I hear this Dwarf story is amazing.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I can't wait if it ever comes out.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Oh that's coming out?
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Do you think it's going on?
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Yeah? They don't.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
And a world where movies are getting canceled left and right.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
She too high profile, and that movie became too high profile.
They changed it, though, Like they fucking went in and
suddenly all the doors look like fucking giant cartoons. I'm
real curious which to be fair, that might have been
the plan all along, and that shot of them all
on the field, they might have just been holding placeholders.
Whatever the fuck? Who knows, who knows? But any event, Cinderella,
(16:03):
no snow.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
White, No, Cinderella isn't my isn't my choice story? But
like I like, I like the energy there.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
She brings good energy, classic vibe.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Classic classic Disney. All right, I mean, yeah, one time
in Day Justice.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
What is the what is the met ball? Happened at ball?
Does that mean does it met Gala happen during fashion week?
Speaker 2 (16:39):
I don't think so. Well, there's two, there's well, I
feel like there's like a thousand fashion weeks all over
the world.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
But weird because there's only fifty two weeks in a year.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
I know what's it's hard, But I think the met
Gallas may.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
All right? So what about Sleeping Beauty?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
She's cool Aura Aurora?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
But why is she cool?
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Because it's classic Disney vibes and I just like classic
Disney vibes. But do I is that my fave? Also? No,
my faves are awesome, Wonderland, Mulan.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Right.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
In terms of classics, the Little Mermaid, right, and I's.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
So weird that I guess that is a classic. Of
course it's classic. But I remember when that came out,
A Little Mermaid, I remember when Holan came out. I
am and is that all of them?
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Of the princesses, I mean, of the classic princesses, there's
but I don't know what like the original princesses.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Oh my god, wacky some spaces.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
What are you doing? Whack?
Speaker 3 (18:06):
What you eating?
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Knocked the grounded?
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Do you for something like Mulan? Do you go one
hundred percent in? I love Mulan. I honestly that may
be my favorite Disney movie.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
I think I would say for you for sure, it is.
I think so it's in my top three.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
It's still like makes me cry.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
It's such a beautiful movie.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
And it's yeah, it's fucking stunning. The Soldier from the Mountain,
she's like, hey, she throws her shoes.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
And Eddie one of Eddie Murphy's like finest hours, so
fucking good. The Powerful the pleasurable move.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Shoot you love Oh my god, she's and Stitch is
one of your faves, I would say, and.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Stitch is definitely one of my favors.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Is also one of my faves.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
And Flashed.
Speaker 9 (19:02):
Wally.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
I'm pretty sure I've only seen Wally once because it
was so devastating. The first time, I was like, I
can never do this again.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Yeah, I've only seen it once.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
We went to the premiere of it.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
I'm like, yeah, at the Greek it was outdoors, it
was at the Greek.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Yeah, that was so cool.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
That's the only time I saw it.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
That's the only time, I think so, because it was
so upsetting up. I have not seen many times because fucking.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Machine that one time, and my god, it was like,
I mean, a wonderful movie, but it was that that
opening is devastating.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
That's so it's so fucking sad.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
That is the like twenty twenty first century equivalent, even
though it probably came out in the twentieth century. Of
the Bambi's mom.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
I was never allowed to see Bambi or Dumbo, so
I haven't seen them ever.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
You would they were breaking my heart.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
I think that's a good idea.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Dumbo they separate him from his mind.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
I know, I know what happens.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Their trunks touch Baaby, don't you cry? And then bamby.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
We all know what happens. You don't got to say it.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Nobody had been done dirtier in fucking literature than Bambi's mom.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Oh my god, Bambaby, what the fuck? Do not make
light of that credits?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Sad old ass cartoon and Baby's a fictional.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Story, but people do that every day and we ain't
talking about well we are because you brought it up
and did that sad imitation.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Baby man, I'm.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Gonna throw more walnuts at you.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Don't you cry, it's you love them, catch them in
your mouth. I don't know. I don't like walnuts. Now
if you are throwing peanuts.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Or cashier's cashiers are.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Because she's sucking rule.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Why don't you like walnuts? They're like you like so
many other nuts? Do you like almonds?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Yeah? I just don't like walnuts. I don't have to like.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Say, but I love this cookie and I'm honestly disappointed.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Who makes the cookie? Lavaine Lavaine? Spell it there? You
give them some, give them some love. Laveine Bakery.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Are they French, I would assume, remember the really who.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Makes the cookie? I felt like I was the doctor
in the shining. Who is Danny? Danny's a little boy
lives in my mouth?
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Veins the cookie?
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Who is Levein? L Vein's a cookie company put cookie
in my mouth? Hmmm, my name is Levain History.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Honestly feel like it has kind of been like that
the past.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Week because of that cookie, because it's.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
All I can think about. Really, it's taking over my life.
I never craved sweet food. I want this every day now.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
That's madness, so will my like it's It's mid affect
you at all where you like.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Other than that, I'm incredibly disappointed in you.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
It won't change your taste. You're not tomorrow gonna be
like He's right, so Mid.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Never mind that thirty dollars on Postmates.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Levain me Vain, No Bro, how'd you find him?
Speaker 2 (22:58):
I told you Olivia Brown me.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
How did she find him?
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Her friend brought her.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
How Things Happened goes down Here in La. That was
one of the original names for the podcast, That's How
Things Go Down in La with Daddy Smith. My Lord, No, sorry,
did I say Daddy Eddy Smith and his little girl.
(23:33):
I keep thinking about taking this beyond the confines of
that Kevin Smith club. Really, I think so. I think
when we hit the first ten episodes, maybe I'll start
putting them up into the real world. Oh I know
that's gonna well, it is scary because that's gonna probably
like on the club, nobody's ever like, oh, fuck.
Speaker 10 (23:55):
Yourselves, keep it on the club, keep it on the guns.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Your going going public scares.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Me, true, but going public also means like, you know,
oh my god, Lavane calls you up and they're like,
would you like to be our cookie spokesperson.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
I'll keep buying.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
I'm keeping betting a private right.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
I'm scared. Look at you, man, The world's so scary,
it really is.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Hey, man, before we go any further, since you know,
we're on a different clock out here on the West coast.
On the East coast, it's three hours, so it's nine
o'clock here, five to nine here, so it's almost midnight there.
Let's try to catch well Momily Momily before Momily goes
(24:40):
to fucking Betty by boost time, I'm coming to you
live from fucking Florida. Kids. The one of the more.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Interesting the kind of Momily's state of choice.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Momily might be, but said, because it's late you Hi, honey,
why hello? How are you hi?
Speaker 9 (25:09):
Grandma?
Speaker 11 (25:11):
Honey?
Speaker 4 (25:12):
I just got your text. My secretary went through my
phone nice and she said, she said, mom text and
hardly just text you. I said, Okay, read it to
me and then we'll touch your back when.
Speaker 5 (25:26):
You know I'm alive.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Well, good, thank you.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
How are you doing forty sweetheart?
Speaker 2 (25:32):
I'm doing really good.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
How are you okay?
Speaker 4 (25:36):
Feeling better? And Rginia's here with me? Your I this
is high honey.
Speaker 10 (25:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
We're entackling things in the house that you could help
me clean out, and a bunch of old stuff and
well the old copy came up and took her. So
but it's been fun. We're not done yet though. I
got to guess bedroom closet to do.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Can you remember?
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Oh I remember, there's like four things in it that'll
take all day. What we are doing the podcast as
we speak, So you're you're on the podcast. Say hello
to all the folks watching.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Hi, everyone, how you doing? I can safely say out
of the hospital, how the rehab in safely? Kevin and
all we can talk to me, yes, very much.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Your first, the how's how's it been hanging out with Virginia?
Speaker 4 (26:37):
Wonderful? We get more things on there that to get along,
you know, she can packed the manger up and the
last thing.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
We're gonna make just in time for Easter, just in
time for the Death of Christ. The Birth of Christ
goes back in the box.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
He goes back in the box.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
But I.
Speaker 11 (26:55):
Hooked up the DVD players so she could watch the
one some of the hundred fifty different varying DVDs that
she's clicked over the years.
Speaker 5 (27:04):
So when did we watch?
Speaker 3 (27:05):
We watched.
Speaker 11 (27:07):
And The Lake House, Yeah, oh wow, and The Birds
Weeks to marry.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I think you know they did a new Showgun that's
on Hulu right now.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Oh yeah, that's so true.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Yeah, my grandma loved Showgun, the one in the eighties
that Richard Chamberlain was and also the aforementioned The Thornbirds,
which was also a mini series which now you would
just call a series, but it also starred Richard Chamberlain.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
And I think those thanks you bought them from me?
Speaker 1 (27:43):
I did, mom, you're a big fan of Richard Chamberlain. Correct, Oh, yes, yes.
If Richard Chamberlain had come to Highlands and it was like, Grace,
come away with me. Would you have left dad for
Richard Chamberlain?
Speaker 2 (27:56):
No, I can say that.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
I don't know. Wow, Richard Chamberlain was a multi millionaire.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Well I could go visit them and let them give
you money to take your daddy.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
You know how was it?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Yeah? Really good for you? Good for you. You look,
I'm gonna have my cake and eat it too.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Yeah, right, you know, and going and getting something for Giddy.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
That was great. As it turned out, Richard Chamberlain was
never gonna be into mama.
Speaker 11 (28:28):
We've got so many fun things to watch. Remember where
Angels go trouble following?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Oh hell yeah, man, the trouble with angels and where
Angels go trouble followers.
Speaker 12 (28:38):
Yea, them are in there.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Yeah they were when we were kids. They were movies
about girls in like a convent like Catholic school run
by nuns, and they did ship like smoke cigarettes and
that was like badass. Was it Haley Mills or.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
No Inspired Virginia?
Speaker 1 (28:59):
I remember they actually showed us those movies in Catholic school,
like kind of co signing them.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Really.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Yeah, it was impressive. We had such a big family
and a lot of them are so old and unhealthy
and stuff that we went to so many funerals when.
Speaker 11 (29:14):
We were though, because you get those big ship like
the person's favorite activities.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Yeah, yes, yes, Aunt Mary died and they made a
floral arrangement look like a giant bingo card. Yep, we
were all, yes, we were all impressed by that. Ye.
All right, we're going to dive back into the show.
(29:43):
We just wanted to say high and ketch up, tell
you that we love you.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
Also doing okay, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
I'm doing good. Been working on music and writing and
stuff and it's been good.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
Oh that's wonderful.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Sorry about that.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
We called you. Oh that's right, don't at all Canadian
be like, sorry, we intruded on your midnight What are
you even doing? Awake? Still?
Speaker 5 (30:18):
God fucking caretaker?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Is this sister of mine? You're still up and out
of bed at midnight? Yep? Still?
Speaker 4 (30:25):
Then your sister's training me to keep going to I
finish your project.
Speaker 11 (30:29):
Apparently she took a new kill tonight, Kevin.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
And I think you were responding which one.
Speaker 12 (30:36):
It had the letters th, H and C on the front.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
That's right. Me and Uncle Don went to uh, Florida, dispensary,
which was rigid as fuck. Not like going to an
l A dispensary. Oh my god, it was like buying
fucking bread and Russia. That's long line and fucking Like
one point, I was standing next to uncle Don. I
was like, oh, you should get this, and he's like,
(31:03):
are you his medical advisor? And I was like, I mean,
I mean kind of, I know more about this than
then they're like, unless you're a doctor, you can't tell
him what to buy. And the guy's like, look, I'm sorry,
it's just the rules in Florida. Florida is so rigid
about it. But while we were there, they had these
like sleepy time aids, like sleepy time A you're going
(31:25):
to sleep, and so that's what you're fucking with right now, yep.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
I don't know, that's.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Yep.
Speaker 11 (31:36):
And walking around to the projects.
Speaker 12 (31:43):
And then I'm and she ate a half a pint
of ice cream.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
You go, mamily, that sounds like a good night mamily down.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
And that's a I just I just want to point
out that's a that's a fucking Wednesday. That's not even
mommily on a Friday or Saturday.
Speaker 12 (32:00):
Midweek folks listening at Home Your Dear podcast, Kevin bought
his mother a freezer bowl of ice cream. There are
no fewer than eighteen different flavors in there, and so
mommy's been working through them. And Momily told the story
that Carlie kelv about how Grandma used to eat how
(32:22):
mom used to eat ice cream surreptitiously.
Speaker 11 (32:26):
From the bottom.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
No, what story is that? Oh you don't know this story.
Speaker 12 (32:32):
I mean so grandma Mom used to get the you know,
cork pints or whatever coins from the from the Cumberland farms.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
The half gallon size half days and.
Speaker 11 (32:44):
Then Dad would go in there and go, you've done
such a good job.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
You have been eating me. I can't believe it.
Speaker 11 (32:50):
It's been in there for a couple of days. And
he could put a spoon in and the whole thing
would clasp like a sinkhole because she'd open it from
the bottom.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Why what's with the Why so surreptitious? Momily? Just what?
Speaker 4 (33:06):
Why?
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Mom? Were you being so surreptitious?
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Well, I mean I didn't want your father to want it.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
I feel like you'd find out maybe, yeah, eventually it
really outed.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Who knew that you were? You were tunneling out.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
That's so sneaky. That's pretty smart.
Speaker 11 (33:25):
Back in the day, Clumberland Farms was our to have
a flavor of the month, and it was always something
really whack.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Cumberland Farms was the name of the store. Mom momily
referred to it forever as Clumberland Farms Clumberlin, Can you
go down to Clumberlands and get bread? And I was like, no, Mom,
but I will go to Cumberland's. Will you bring home
an Enterman's cake? No, Mom, but I'll bring home some inentman's.
(33:58):
All right, we love you both. Go go enjoy all
that ice cream.
Speaker 10 (34:02):
Thanks for love you, love you, good night, God bless you,
good Bye bye, I love you.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
I cut her off when she was saying, Sonny Bunny,
oh my god, too much. Well, fuck it, let's wrap, Okay.
Sometimes you just do the French exit.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Man, sometimes got to call it.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
You're not working through it or anything. You just fucking
French exit and off you go.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
What's a French exit kind of like an Irish exit?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Which is which is?
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:42):
I heard of those? Yes, maybe I said it wrong
the first time.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
I've never heard of a French exit.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
French exit is an iron is like an Irish exit.
But you're doing it without pants?
Speaker 3 (34:59):
All right?
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Maybe maybe there? You know, what is there?
Speaker 3 (35:03):
A French exit?
Speaker 1 (35:04):
We'll see.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
We all know and love an Irish exit, use it
all the time.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
But that well, that's the one that people know.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Yeah, Irish exit exit when you don't say goodbye and
you just leave and then you text and say common part.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
An Irish exit or Irish gobyra first is someone leaving
a social gathering without notifying the host or anybody. And
Irish exit is another name for slipping out the back
or front door, seemingly unnoticed by the host. Okay, so
let me try. Oh and French? What is Irish and
French exit? A French leave, sometimes French exit, Irish goodbye,
(35:41):
or Irish exit a departure from a location or event
with the same thing.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
It's the same thing.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
See I knew there.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
So it's not unique to the Irish. No this whole time.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
You really, it's just stereotype the fucking great people of
Ireland by being like they fucking leave.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Aren't we supposed to be Irish?
Speaker 1 (35:59):
They elite or not Irish?
Speaker 2 (36:01):
What?
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (36:03):
No, we are?
Speaker 1 (36:04):
We are? Do I have to apologize to I?
Speaker 10 (36:06):
Well?
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Here I thought we were here?
Speaker 2 (36:09):
I thought Grandmomily was Irish.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Momily, there is no Grandmomily.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
So true, but there is Grandpapa.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Birth name was McCormick and that reads Irish. And then
they found the family and I guess they were Irish. Yeah. Look,
ain't no fucking doubt Mommily is Irish. Pale as fuck, dark.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Hair, it's it's giving Irish.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Yeah, no, hundred percent Irish.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Have you ever done the DNA test?
Speaker 1 (36:41):
No, you're scared of asking me to. I'm not scared
of it. I'm really not. Just you know, I kind
of don't believe it. You know. We did it for
Lucky and they're like, she's seven and a half years
old and this was her birthday.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
I was like, yeah, the birthday. I was like, man,
you know Lucky's birthday.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Here's how we fucking we got a message from Virginia.
She said, Mom, love that you included her in the podcast.
Please send a link. You two are having way too
much fun.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Yeah we are.
Speaker 7 (37:13):
We just have too much.
Speaker 5 (37:28):
This has been a podcast production, some podcast podcast using
our mouths on you since two thousand and seven. Hey kids,
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The kid here has been threatening us with cookies.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yes I have.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
For the better part of a week, she kept sending
pictures like look at this, I bought you some and.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Then I ate the ones I sent you the picture of.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
So we have not tried the cookies. But before we
go into the cookies.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I just want to eat the cookies so bad.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
I know you want to use I want to point
out the there's there's this box, this like jewelry box
affair that has picture of you and Cory, your old boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
On Oh my god, please where is it?
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Well?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Oh, you use it up a mic stand, Yes.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
This box, Like what do you do when it's like
you're a parent and it's a picture of your kid
and I'm real like, you know, oh, look is when
she's young and going to a prom and shit, so
you don't really want to get rid of it. But
she is standing next to a different dude and she's
with and but enough time has gone past and you
know so, but you know.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
You used it as a mic stone.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Well it was here. I brought it here to like
ridicule Harley at one point, and we never got to it.
And then one day I realized it's the perfect mic
stand like Will Wilkins had just like texted me this
week on like I hear coming, you know, fucking fixture thing. Man,
when are you there? Was like, what are you talking about?
He's like, I fucking watched Mamaly. He said, fucking it's
it's all fucking hell hold together with spitting glow. And
(01:47):
I was like, well, I said, honestly, like you don't
need to come. I was like, it's it's He's like
she said, she can't see you. I was like, she'll
be fine.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I will live.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Thank you though much so.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
But you know, he was like, look, if you don't
want me to just tell me, but uh, I do
have a system here that works, and it really like
found use in that box. So this box where I'm like,
is it cringe that we keep it? I mean, and
I wanted to give it to you because I always
you're as sentimental as I am. But you have a line.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
I definitely have a line.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
That line didn't include fucking.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Curing the box with a picture of my ax ony.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
When I've been with my current boyfriend for almost five years.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
It's not just a picture of your I mean, for
those playing alone.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
And home, please know what if you were to ever know?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
It's a nice box.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
It was a gift from him, was it.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I didn't think we'd be.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
In the box.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
There's no not anymore.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
But just to bring this completely old man, Oh my god,
within the box you bro' a strip of paper bittersweetly
(03:18):
says we're a team forever.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
That was uncalled for personal.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
I had no idea that's vulnerable information.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
It was team for now.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Fine, you don't get a cookie? Oh come on, man,
I'm gonna eat all three.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Well, I'll watch eat the cookie. I guess where did
the cookie come from? How to come into your life?
Why is it a part of mine?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Because you talk? Yes, you can pour the milk. This
is my show, the brand, show what it is for
the for the curious.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
There you go, man, it's only three ingredients. It's an
oat milk, and I love oat milk. But I used
to drink oatly. And then it was pointed out by
Jordan that She's like, you know, it's got like a
lot of gum and filler in it and shit. She
I was like, well, but I love oat milk. What
the fuck? And she was like, well, why don't you
use colifia? It only has three ingredients.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
For the record, I still like Oatly a lot.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I do I look like it, but I like the
three ingredients.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I feel you. My best friend Olivia brought me to
this bakery and I'm not right the way.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Oatly makes an amazing fucking ice cream.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah, fucking put some respects.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Too, Like when there's some out there's a place out
here that did Oatly soft sirve.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yeah, it's awesome.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
So we went to Besti's the other day. Oh yeah,
you know their soft serve is voted number one in
Los Angeles.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Really what flavor.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Was they do? They do like black and white?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
They do chocolate this week?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Though? Was it?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
But was it was that?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
But? Oh my god? Yes? Anyway, do you want some?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yes? Please?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
In this look appetizing. What I like about this oat
milk is it has the consistency and taste of skim milk.
And I used to be a huge skim milk. Okay,
all right, So.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I tried this cookie. It changed my life. I can't
stop eating this cookie. I don't even I'm not even
really a sweet person, Like I don't even like you
and I have similar similar things, we like, similar foods
we like, but you.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Okay, no, similar the foods we like.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
But you really like sweet food a lot more. And
I like like a like a burrito.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
You're a savory person. Yeah, And I'm a sweet person exactly.
I'm a little bit can you're a little bit of
rock and roll.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I'm gonna I'm on the office and I'm looking at
the camera when someone's saying something annoying.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
You're Jim. Yeah, let me zoom in on you. You
know what, cameras don't with it.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Anyways, so this is the thickest cookie of all.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Time, thick rich hinds.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Not even a scone, not even a scone. It's a cookie.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
It looks like it sounds like tasty wax paper. It's
like somebody took a big wad of cookie dough and
just cooked it.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I don't know, watch you eat it like that's that's
the point.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah, you nailed slow Here.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
We go, yes, of course, glory right, yeah, keep going.
Speaker 7 (07:04):
The walnuts in there, those are walnuts, gaslight man, Look
at the walnut right herets and no peanutsut, keep going,
Oh my god, all right, walked.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Really grumb belie.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
It tastes like a like a big thing a cookie though,
I mean, that's what a cookie is. But so it's
changed your life for.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Mid Shut the fuck up?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
You're lying it doesn't do it?
Speaker 6 (07:48):
Do it again?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
It's not no, I already I gave it two bites.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Dude, you're it's too much.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Mom loved it.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Well, there you go. That explains it. We're always because
it ends the spectrum. But I love it, and you
and I are not always on the same page. And
you like to point out now you're not an exact
duplicate of me. You have your own speed and style.
So there are things like, for example, you're not a
big peanut butter person. The fuck being my kid? How
(08:19):
did that happen?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
You don't like this cookie?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
And then some things what are some like what don't
you like in a caramel? You don't like caramel baffles me?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I hate it.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
So sometimes we remember and there was something I was like,
You're gonna fucking love it, and you're like right, I'm
like what it's It's fine, But like, honestly, like in
a world of empty calories, I would rather eat the
milk bars.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Oh? Like thousand percent? I would prefer that milk bar
to that I can pass up.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
The milk bar anytime, and this can't stop myself.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I napposite. I would much rather have like this is
a study more we're finding out some things about fun
enough that we're not twins, which would have been creepy anyway. Yeah,
I'm I'm. I love those milks. It's a company called
(09:24):
what is it called?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Isn't it called milk with a y?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Sorry rather this side than the other side.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Trust me, it's been coming out the other side.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
I was in the room before fucking tooting up the storm.
You are lucky treats. They make these wafer bars Peuber
wafer bars that I just can't get enough. I just
can't get enough. I just can't get enough.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
This is so much.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
You brought that cookie, but oh that his milk. I
just can't get enough. I just can't get It's good,
but it's again like between empty calories. Like by my
second bite. I was like, well, you know, I'm not
gonna say the walnuts ruin the experience, but it ding
did a little bit for me.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I don't even like walnuts, but I feel like you
don't even taste.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Them, oh you do, and worse, you see them they're
the fucking they're the they're the most testicular of the nuts.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
So if I picked the fucking walnuts, how you'd like
it more?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
No? I also like, I'm I'm really disappointed why you
didn't make it. It's not your fucking you just sound
like ice.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Well, it's actually my startup business.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Oh. If it is, then let me have a second.
That'd be amazing if that was your fucking like you know,
this is my way of introducing you to my startup.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Business to get your to get your true opinion.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yeah, I don't know. Would you find that valuable or
would you been like, well, I'm.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Doing it anyway, old man, you can't hold me back.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
I was like, anyways, I just be like, fuck you.
You don't like, just like, just.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Make sure you sell milk's there as well. Yeah. I
also feel when you get to the chocolate chip cookie
of it all and the vegan chocolate chip cookie of
it all, less is more like thin it out.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Oh my god, I couldn't disagree. More as thick as
it can get.
Speaker 8 (11:39):
In terms of cookie size, often, No.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
You stop calling him puff and now you call them
as thick as the kids not.
Speaker 9 (12:00):
Yeah, it was a walnut by the way, Oh my god,
tell me this is not the most testicular of the nuts.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
This fucking looks like a nut that looks like nuts.
Would you call him thick and juicy? No?
Speaker 3 (12:23):
I don't know, and I'm not saying it again.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
No, No, sir, Is Austin going east? Are you going
to be going east? You're making a trip.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I'm not sure yet, but.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
He's definitely going I think so. When you guys both
leave your place, who takes care of them cats?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Nana pop?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
They come in and they cats him.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I don't trust.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Do you think the cats miss you? Oh? Yeah, like
as long as somebody turns on the water and puts
food in the bowl. We don't get it, are you?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
No? We don't. And move cries when I walk outside,
Carl cries if I close the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Door, would you leave?
Speaker 9 (13:14):
Oli?
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Who am I going to? You're close?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Stupid fick peeping take it? What does she do when
you're she set on your lap or she just.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Sit there in snere you when I'm on the toilet?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
What does she want?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
She does this really specific thing, actually, since you ask him.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Where she.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Tries to grab my hands with her paws, which is
why my hand looks like this.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Maybe a friend that did that to you. I'd slap
your the boyfriend around. Why can't shoot? What's stopping me
from going over there and slapping these cats around? All right?
That's you know how much money I invested in this kid, Carl.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Carl left a scar on my arm.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Bro, I'm gonna fucking grab a kittie by its tail
and be.
Speaker 9 (14:18):
Like, wow, wow, wow, I never smok to you ever again.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Next time you touch but put a finger on my.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Kid, Wow, she's gonna be like, I mean to clear
your face.
Speaker 7 (14:38):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
I get next. You love it the uh Disney?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Where how deep do you go with Disney? Like? Do
you like Cinderella and snow White? Or you like that's Disney?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Mom? Never let me watch snow White? So not that
one specifically, but like, so you're waiting.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
For the Rachel Zigler one. You're like, I can't wait
to find out what all.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
The fuss is about. I hear this Dwarf story is amazing.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I can't wait if it ever comes out.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Oh that's coming out?
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Do you think it's going on?
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Yeah? They don't.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
And a world where movies are getting canceled left and right.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
She too high profile, and that movie became too high profile.
They changed it, though, Like they fucking went in and
suddenly all the doors look like fucking giant cartoons. I'm
real curious which to be fair, that might have been
the plan all along, and that shot of them all
on the field, they might have just been holding placeholders.
Whatever the fuck? Who knows, who knows? But any event, Cinderella,
(16:03):
no snow.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
White, No, Cinderella isn't my isn't my choice story? But
like I like, I like the energy there.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
She brings good energy, classic vibe.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Classic classic Disney. All right, I mean, yeah, one time
in Day Justice.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
What is the what is the met ball? Happened at ball?
Does that mean does it met Gala happen during fashion week?
Speaker 2 (16:39):
I don't think so. Well, there's two, there's well, I
feel like there's like a thousand fashion weeks all over
the world.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
But weird because there's only fifty two weeks in a year.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
I know what's it's hard, But I think the met
Gallas may.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
All right? So what about Sleeping Beauty?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
She's cool Aura Aurora?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
But why is she cool?
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Because it's classic Disney vibes and I just like classic
Disney vibes. But do I is that my fave? Also? No,
my faves are awesome, Wonderland, Mulan.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Right.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
In terms of classics, the Little Mermaid, right, and I's.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
So weird that I guess that is a classic. Of
course it's classic. But I remember when that came out,
A Little Mermaid, I remember when Holan came out. I
am and is that all of them?
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Of the princesses, I mean, of the classic princesses, there's
but I don't know what like the original princesses.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Oh my god, wacky some spaces.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
What are you doing? Whack?
Speaker 3 (18:06):
What you eating?
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Knocked the grounded?
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Do you for something like Mulan? Do you go one
hundred percent in? I love Mulan. I honestly that may
be my favorite Disney movie.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
I think I would say for you for sure, it is.
I think so it's in my top three.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
It's still like makes me cry.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
It's such a beautiful movie.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
And it's yeah, it's fucking stunning. The Soldier from the Mountain,
she's like, hey, she throws her shoes.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
And Eddie one of Eddie Murphy's like finest hours, so
fucking good. The Powerful the pleasurable move.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Shoot you love Oh my god, she's and Stitch is
one of your faves, I would say, and.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Stitch is definitely one of my favors.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Is also one of my faves.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
And Flashed.
Speaker 9 (19:02):
Wally.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
I'm pretty sure I've only seen Wally once because it
was so devastating. The first time, I was like, I
can never do this again.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Yeah, I've only seen it once.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
We went to the premiere of it.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
I'm like, yeah, at the Greek it was outdoors, it
was at the Greek.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Yeah, that was so cool.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
That's the only time I saw it.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
That's the only time, I think so, because it was
so upsetting up. I have not seen many times because fucking.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Machine that one time, and my god, it was like,
I mean, a wonderful movie, but it was that that
opening is devastating.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
That's so it's so fucking sad.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
That is the like twenty twenty first century equivalent, even
though it probably came out in the twentieth century. Of
the Bambi's mom.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
I was never allowed to see Bambi or Dumbo, so
I haven't seen them ever.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
You would they were breaking my heart.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
I think that's a good idea.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Dumbo they separate him from his mind.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
I know, I know what happens.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Their trunks touch Baaby, don't you cry? And then bamby.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
We all know what happens. You don't got to say it.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Nobody had been done dirtier in fucking literature than Bambi's mom.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Oh my god, Bambaby, what the fuck? Do not make
light of that credits?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Sad old ass cartoon and Baby's a fictional.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Story, but people do that every day and we ain't
talking about well we are because you brought it up
and did that sad imitation.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Baby man, I'm.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Gonna throw more walnuts at you.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Don't you cry, it's you love them, catch them in
your mouth. I don't know. I don't like walnuts. Now
if you are throwing peanuts.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Or cashier's cashiers are.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Because she's sucking rule.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Why don't you like walnuts? They're like you like so
many other nuts? Do you like almonds?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Yeah? I just don't like walnuts. I don't have to like.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Say, but I love this cookie and I'm honestly disappointed.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Who makes the cookie? Lavaine Lavaine? Spell it there? You
give them some, give them some love. Laveine Bakery.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Are they French, I would assume, remember the really who.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Makes the cookie? I felt like I was the doctor
in the shining. Who is Danny? Danny's a little boy
lives in my mouth?
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Veins the cookie?
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Who is Levein? L Vein's a cookie company put cookie
in my mouth? Hmmm, my name is Levain History.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Honestly feel like it has kind of been like that
the past.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Week because of that cookie, because it's.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
All I can think about. Really, it's taking over my life.
I never craved sweet food. I want this every day now.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
That's madness, so will my like it's It's mid affect
you at all where you like.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Other than that, I'm incredibly disappointed in you.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
It won't change your taste. You're not tomorrow gonna be
like He's right, so Mid.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Never mind that thirty dollars on Postmates.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Levain me Vain, No Bro, how'd you find him?
Speaker 2 (22:58):
I told you Olivia Brown me.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
How did she find him?
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Her friend brought her.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
How Things Happened goes down Here in La. That was
one of the original names for the podcast, That's How
Things Go Down in La with Daddy Smith. My Lord, No, sorry,
did I say Daddy Eddy Smith and his little girl.
(23:33):
I keep thinking about taking this beyond the confines of
that Kevin Smith club. Really, I think so. I think
when we hit the first ten episodes, maybe I'll start
putting them up into the real world. Oh I know
that's gonna well, it is scary because that's gonna probably
like on the club, nobody's ever like, oh, fuck.
Speaker 10 (23:55):
Yourselves, keep it on the club, keep it on the guns.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Your going going public scares.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Me, true, but going public also means like, you know,
oh my god, Lavane calls you up and they're like,
would you like to be our cookie spokesperson.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
I'll keep buying.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
I'm keeping betting a private right.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
I'm scared. Look at you, man, The world's so scary,
it really is.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Hey, man, before we go any further, since you know,
we're on a different clock out here on the West coast.
On the East coast, it's three hours, so it's nine
o'clock here, five to nine here, so it's almost midnight there.
Let's try to catch well Momily Momily before Momily goes
(24:40):
to fucking Betty by boost time, I'm coming to you
live from fucking Florida. Kids. The one of the more.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Interesting the kind of Momily's state of choice.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Momily might be, but said, because it's late you Hi, honey,
why hello? How are you hi?
Speaker 9 (25:09):
Grandma?
Speaker 11 (25:11):
Honey?
Speaker 4 (25:12):
I just got your text. My secretary went through my
phone nice and she said, she said, mom text and
hardly just text you. I said, Okay, read it to
me and then we'll touch your back when.
Speaker 5 (25:26):
You know I'm alive.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Well, good, thank you.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
How are you doing forty sweetheart?
Speaker 2 (25:32):
I'm doing really good.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
How are you okay?
Speaker 4 (25:36):
Feeling better? And Rginia's here with me? Your I this
is high honey.
Speaker 10 (25:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
We're entackling things in the house that you could help
me clean out, and a bunch of old stuff and
well the old copy came up and took her. So
but it's been fun. We're not done yet though. I
got to guess bedroom closet to do.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Can you remember?
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Oh I remember, there's like four things in it that'll
take all day. What we are doing the podcast as
we speak, So you're you're on the podcast. Say hello
to all the folks watching.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Hi, everyone, how you doing? I can safely say out
of the hospital, how the rehab in safely? Kevin and
all we can talk to me, yes, very much.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Your first, the how's how's it been hanging out with Virginia?
Speaker 4 (26:37):
Wonderful? We get more things on there that to get along,
you know, she can packed the manger up and the
last thing.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
We're gonna make just in time for Easter, just in
time for the Death of Christ. The Birth of Christ
goes back in the box.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
He goes back in the box.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
But I.
Speaker 11 (26:55):
Hooked up the DVD players so she could watch the
one some of the hundred fifty different varying DVDs that
she's clicked over the years.
Speaker 5 (27:04):
So when did we watch?
Speaker 3 (27:05):
We watched.
Speaker 11 (27:07):
And The Lake House, Yeah, oh wow, and The Birds
Weeks to marry.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I think you know they did a new Showgun that's
on Hulu right now.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Oh yeah, that's so true.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Yeah, my grandma loved Showgun, the one in the eighties
that Richard Chamberlain was and also the aforementioned The Thornbirds,
which was also a mini series which now you would
just call a series, but it also starred Richard Chamberlain.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
And I think those thanks you bought them from me?
Speaker 1 (27:43):
I did, mom, you're a big fan of Richard Chamberlain. Correct, Oh, yes, yes.
If Richard Chamberlain had come to Highlands and it was like, Grace,
come away with me. Would you have left dad for
Richard Chamberlain?
Speaker 2 (27:56):
No, I can say that.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
I don't know. Wow, Richard Chamberlain was a multi millionaire.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Well I could go visit them and let them give
you money to take your daddy.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
You know how was it?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Yeah? Really good for you? Good for you. You look,
I'm gonna have my cake and eat it too.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Yeah, right, you know, and going and getting something for Giddy.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
That was great. As it turned out, Richard Chamberlain was
never gonna be into mama.
Speaker 11 (28:28):
We've got so many fun things to watch. Remember where
Angels go trouble following?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Oh hell yeah, man, the trouble with angels and where
Angels go trouble followers.
Speaker 12 (28:38):
Yea, them are in there.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Yeah they were when we were kids. They were movies
about girls in like a convent like Catholic school run
by nuns, and they did ship like smoke cigarettes and
that was like badass. Was it Haley Mills or.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
No Inspired Virginia?
Speaker 1 (28:59):
I remember they actually showed us those movies in Catholic school,
like kind of co signing them.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Really.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Yeah, it was impressive. We had such a big family
and a lot of them are so old and unhealthy
and stuff that we went to so many funerals when.
Speaker 11 (29:14):
We were though, because you get those big ship like
the person's favorite activities.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Yeah, yes, yes, Aunt Mary died and they made a
floral arrangement look like a giant bingo card. Yep, we
were all, yes, we were all impressed by that. Ye.
All right, we're going to dive back into the show.
(29:43):
We just wanted to say high and ketch up, tell
you that we love you.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
Also doing okay, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
I'm doing good. Been working on music and writing and
stuff and it's been good.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
Oh that's wonderful.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Sorry about that.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
We called you. Oh that's right, don't at all Canadian
be like, sorry, we intruded on your midnight What are
you even doing? Awake? Still?
Speaker 5 (30:18):
God fucking caretaker?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Is this sister of mine? You're still up and out
of bed at midnight? Yep? Still?
Speaker 4 (30:25):
Then your sister's training me to keep going to I
finish your project.
Speaker 11 (30:29):
Apparently she took a new kill tonight, Kevin.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
And I think you were responding which one.
Speaker 12 (30:36):
It had the letters th, H and C on the front.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
That's right. Me and Uncle Don went to uh, Florida, dispensary,
which was rigid as fuck. Not like going to an
l A dispensary. Oh my god, it was like buying
fucking bread and Russia. That's long line and fucking Like
one point, I was standing next to uncle Don. I
was like, oh, you should get this, and he's like,
(31:03):
are you his medical advisor? And I was like, I mean,
I mean kind of, I know more about this than
then they're like, unless you're a doctor, you can't tell
him what to buy. And the guy's like, look, I'm sorry,
it's just the rules in Florida. Florida is so rigid
about it. But while we were there, they had these
like sleepy time aids, like sleepy time A you're going
(31:25):
to sleep, and so that's what you're fucking with right now, yep.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
I don't know, that's.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Yep.
Speaker 11 (31:36):
And walking around to the projects.
Speaker 12 (31:43):
And then I'm and she ate a half a pint
of ice cream.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
You go, mamily, that sounds like a good night mamily down.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
And that's a I just I just want to point
out that's a that's a fucking Wednesday. That's not even
mommily on a Friday or Saturday.
Speaker 12 (32:00):
Midweek folks listening at Home Your Dear podcast, Kevin bought
his mother a freezer bowl of ice cream. There are
no fewer than eighteen different flavors in there, and so
mommy's been working through them. And Momily told the story
that Carlie kelv about how Grandma used to eat how
(32:22):
mom used to eat ice cream surreptitiously.
Speaker 11 (32:26):
From the bottom.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
No, what story is that? Oh you don't know this story.
Speaker 12 (32:32):
I mean so grandma Mom used to get the you know,
cork pints or whatever coins from the from the Cumberland farms.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
The half gallon size half days and.
Speaker 11 (32:44):
Then Dad would go in there and go, you've done
such a good job.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
You have been eating me. I can't believe it.
Speaker 11 (32:50):
It's been in there for a couple of days. And
he could put a spoon in and the whole thing
would clasp like a sinkhole because she'd open it from
the bottom.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Why what's with the Why so surreptitious? Momily? Just what?
Speaker 4 (33:06):
Why?
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Mom? Were you being so surreptitious?
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Well, I mean I didn't want your father to want it.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
I feel like you'd find out maybe, yeah, eventually it
really outed.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Who knew that you were? You were tunneling out.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
That's so sneaky. That's pretty smart.
Speaker 11 (33:25):
Back in the day, Clumberland Farms was our to have
a flavor of the month, and it was always something
really whack.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Cumberland Farms was the name of the store. Mom momily
referred to it forever as Clumberland Farms Clumberlin, Can you
go down to Clumberlands and get bread? And I was like, no, Mom,
but I will go to Cumberland's. Will you bring home
an Enterman's cake? No, Mom, but I'll bring home some inentman's.
(33:58):
All right, we love you both. Go go enjoy all
that ice cream.
Speaker 10 (34:02):
Thanks for love you, love you, good night, God bless you,
good Bye bye, I love you.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
I cut her off when she was saying, Sonny Bunny,
oh my god, too much. Well, fuck it, let's wrap, Okay.
Sometimes you just do the French exit.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Man, sometimes got to call it.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
You're not working through it or anything. You just fucking
French exit and off you go.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
What's a French exit kind of like an Irish exit?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Which is which is?
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:42):
I heard of those? Yes, maybe I said it wrong
the first time.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
I've never heard of a French exit.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
French exit is an iron is like an Irish exit.
But you're doing it without pants?
Speaker 3 (34:59):
All right?
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Maybe maybe there? You know, what is there?
Speaker 3 (35:03):
A French exit?
Speaker 1 (35:04):
We'll see.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
We all know and love an Irish exit, use it
all the time.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
But that well, that's the one that people know.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Yeah, Irish exit exit when you don't say goodbye and
you just leave and then you text and say common part.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
An Irish exit or Irish gobyra first is someone leaving
a social gathering without notifying the host or anybody. And
Irish exit is another name for slipping out the back
or front door, seemingly unnoticed by the host. Okay, so
let me try. Oh and French? What is Irish and
French exit? A French leave, sometimes French exit, Irish goodbye,
(35:41):
or Irish exit a departure from a location or event
with the same thing.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
It's the same thing.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
See I knew there.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
So it's not unique to the Irish. No this whole time.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
You really, it's just stereotype the fucking great people of
Ireland by being like they fucking leave.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Aren't we supposed to be Irish?
Speaker 1 (35:59):
They elite or not Irish?
Speaker 2 (36:01):
What?
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (36:03):
No, we are?
Speaker 1 (36:04):
We are? Do I have to apologize to I?
Speaker 10 (36:06):
Well?
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Here I thought we were here?
Speaker 2 (36:09):
I thought Grandmomily was Irish.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Momily, there is no Grandmomily.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
So true, but there is Grandpapa.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Birth name was McCormick and that reads Irish. And then
they found the family and I guess they were Irish. Yeah. Look,
ain't no fucking doubt Mommily is Irish. Pale as fuck, dark.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Hair, it's it's giving Irish.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Yeah, no, hundred percent Irish.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Have you ever done the DNA test?
Speaker 1 (36:41):
No, you're scared of asking me to. I'm not scared
of it. I'm really not. Just you know, I kind
of don't believe it. You know. We did it for
Lucky and they're like, she's seven and a half years
old and this was her birthday.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
I was like, yeah, the birthday. I was like, man,
you know Lucky's birthday.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Here's how we fucking we got a message from Virginia.
She said, Mom, love that you included her in the podcast.
Please send a link. You two are having way too
much fun.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Yeah we are.
Speaker 7 (37:13):
We just have too much.
Speaker 5 (37:28):
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