eBay’s Bitch

Kevin can’t stop shopping eBay! Harley conducts a quiz! Plus: Tales of Facebook Marketplace Meet-Ups!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Welcome back. No, no, welcome back. It's a beardless dickless me. Yes,
I'm your host, Kevin Smith.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Kevin's and I'm the other one, Harley Quinn Smith.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
I mean you could say co host.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
The other one one.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
I am the one who sits out the gate, outside
the gates forever alone. I am Solitude. I am the
fallen Angel. I am Lucifer.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
What was that show? The Other two? What it was called?
That's such a smart idea.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
The Other two was a sitcom that ran for like
three years. I don't know to sitcom like comedy comedy,
and it was about a younger sibling of three who
gets like super famous, and the other two referred to
his older brother and sister. I remember when I came out,
my uncle your uncle Don my brother was just like,
have you heard of this show? I was like have you?

(01:26):
And he's like, well, I mean we live it.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
He's like, I fucking missed my opportunities the.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Window all right, man, In the format of this show,
technically your time to take over. However, I do want
to state for the record that I will be obsessively
checking my phone now. It's not because your content isn't

(01:52):
a music Oh, that was a long put. I was
trying to think of how to phrase this. I am
in them that I have three auctions coming to a close.
Oh my god, and I don't want to miss these.
There are three very unfindable I haven't seen him before

(02:14):
Bowwinkle pieces. I'm only comfortable talking about them now because
they by the time this air is the auction will
because otherwise you get people who are like, look, I
hate this guy, and they go and bit it up
and shit like that. Now. One is a piece that's
standard Rocky and Bowwinkle pairing, like animated cell but it's
signed by June four A and Bill Scott, voice of

(02:37):
Rocky and Bullwinkle. It's not personalized, it's just signed by them.
But it says like love Rocky, and it's like, come on,
I could pass that off. It's like she gave this
to me in person. I met her when I was
a child. So that's one. The other is like a
fucking one of a kind. It is a little animated
Rocky painted Rocky on a cell holding his hand like

(03:00):
this and into the emptiness. They put a check from
Jay Ward Production. It's an actual check that was written
way back in the day and it's signed by June Fouri,
Bill Scott and Bill Hurts, who is an artist.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Sounds pretty one of a kind.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
You could it's like a piece of history, or you
could replace it. I could put any check in there.
I could put that sundance check that is framed.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
That's cute. Okay, all right, I see I see your point.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
So that's I don't want someone sniping that from under
me because I was bidding on that. I was bidding
on a Bullwinkle and a nothing a sleeve like pulling
something out of his hat, and a deadly do right
like that was only like two hundred and fifty bucks, Like, really,
fucking that's a good price for this. Mostly like some
cat tried to sell me a fucking Peabody in Sherman

(03:49):
for eight hundred bucks.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
I'm like, bro, what may I ask your max?

Speaker 1 (03:55):
It depends what it is. If it's a well first
off Peabody in Sherman, I like, but I'm I'm there
for Rocky and Bullwinkle. All the adjacent friends have their place,
So in that order, it's like, well, do I really
want to blow eight hundred bucks on Peabody and Sherman
when there's a Bullwinkle bank that I've been denying myself

(04:17):
for four hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Well, you have a point, see.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
What I'm saying. I try to, you know, I try to.
Fucking I mark the ones. I like that way if
somebody's been on them, I could get in there if
I have to ship So I make decisions. Man, I
don't just fucking spray it like fucking rapid fire and whatnot.
I'm judicious, Okay. So I was bidding on a statehood
for Mussylvania. Jay Ward at one point ran He was

(04:43):
a big promoter, self promoter, kind of like myself, and
at one point he ran the Statehood for Musylvania campaign.
He Musylvania was this fictional island between Canada and the US.
They're saying it real it is, and it began in
the cartoon as a fictional island that neither Canada nor
the US would claim and pushed from side to side.

(05:04):
But it was an heirloom of bullwinkles and stuff, so
it was part of a story. And then jay Ward
devised this Statehood for Mussylvania campaign where they outfitted a
bus and went across the country getting signatures necessary to
designate to go to the White House and present it
this long before nowadays online what.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Is it like petition or what's changed dot org or yeah,
one of those.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Things where you can just jump on and like get
a billion signatures and shit, dude, actually did it in
live appearances, like like a campaign stomp and shit like that.
Got to Washington, got to the White House and was like,
we're here to see the president. And the president was
John F. Kennedy who had a good sense of humor,
so it was not like unheard of that he might

(05:51):
entertain it and see it as a photo opportunity and
shit like that, and Rocky Bowl winkles were very very popular.
Oh my gosh. Problem as it gets to the White
House and they're like, turn this van around and get
the fuck off the property now, or you're gonna get shot.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
That is what happened. Yeah, that's the sad ending to them.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
And they were like what what what like do it?
The President is seeing nobody get out of here, So
they got out of here and then they found out
when they got out of there, it was the day
of the Cuban missile crisis. Oh my god. So the
president was sitting in the White House figuring out whether
we were going to go to nuclear war with Russia,

(06:29):
and Jay Ward and his friends were like state Hud,
like you fucking clowns, You're gonna fucking get the fucking Yeah,
very bad time. So there's it been. Anyway, There's a
brochure that he produced that he would give out for

(06:51):
Minsylvania statehood from Barsylvania. So it was, you know, it
was a pamphlet. But I was like, it's worth twenty
fucking bucks. Twenty five bucks. Yeah, somebody this morning out
bid me. And I feel this is such an obscure
item that I'm not going to blame the seller. But
I don't think there was a genuine enthusiast who bit.

(07:13):
But that means that somebody, maybe I'm paranoid, maybe I'm not,
but somebody could be watching my auctions and artificially, you know,
goosen them up under your name. No, but I do
talk about my fandom. I put up an Instagram post
the other day, for example. Somebody put something up the

(07:34):
day after that Instagram post that was so insanely cheap
that I felt like I was being fished. I was like,
I believe This was put here just for me into
response in response to what I said recently on Instagram,
and may I ask, am I crazy?

Speaker 2 (07:54):
I'm also crazy? So it checks out for me.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
That sound but easy like you? I mean, does that
like sound like dad you're paranoid? I mean yes, But
I also you don't fuck with eBay that much. It's
a blood sport out there, it really is. It's gotten
less so because back in the day you can only
bid against other people. But now there's like a buy

(08:18):
now option. Shit, don't have to be that.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Plus that was my question. Why if it was so cheap,
you just had to get a few extra bucks off
cheap home of cheap, or you couldn't put up the twenty.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
You know how to rich? Stay richay, hold on every
fucking penny. That's what I've learned hanging out in this
fucking damn shit. So I'm trying to do the same thing. Man.
Every nickel spins because I got dependence once in a while,
like yeah, oh yeah, my two daughters. So in any event, yeah,
I tried it. Also, that's part of the fun, Like

(08:51):
it ain't fun if it's just like, Okay, buye whatever
I want, then I'm fucking elon Musk and christ. I
don't want that, oh god. So it's on to be
like Haggle even more fun. It's like when I buy
shit on Facebook Marketplace and I pick it up, Like yesterday,
I picked up a Life and Help Matt Groening print
that was the strip from Life and Hell. Matt Graning

(09:14):
made this strip before the Simpsons called Life and Help
as the rabbits been going bomb going you see. I'm
sure you've seen them crudely drawn rabbits with overbites. Oh yeah, yeah.
He did that in the Village Voice and the La
Weekly and all the independent papers and ship and so
this one strip was like you know, how to survive

(09:36):
La or survivor the ways you can die in LA.
And it was like murder, earthquake, fucking just everything, all
grizzly and shit. But the last two were failure and
the last second to last was failure and the last
one was success. And the panels are the exact same

(09:56):
that one hits I was published in nineteen eighty two,
So I was like, you know what that's worth? The
drive fifty bucks? You got it, and I've never seen
it before, So I mean, I've never seen this piece
before I'd seen the strip years ago. So I go
to pick it up and like, I missed the first
fucking thing. I went to the wrong place and shit.

(10:19):
So I was supposed to meet him in the valley.
So the next day I had to meet him and
he was like, I'm going to be in the Sawtel area.
So I went over to the Sawtel area. You did
thirty five minute drive.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
When I when I don't fuck around on Facebook marketplace,
I go to the marketplace. You really put the maskin
on my arm and I go to the mine I
am going. So I pull up and I was like, oh,
I'm at the address and it was like a corner,
which is always like sketch.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
That's so.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
But he was like, I'll be out in the second.
I'm just finishing an email and shit. So I had
the dogs with me, so I took him out and
started walking around the area, right around like where I
was parking, and then I see the dude e Merge
from one of the homes and I know it's him
because he's carrying this big fucking print. And then he
sees me and the dogs and he goes, oh my god.
I just thought it was the name it is you.

(11:09):
I was like, oh yeah, a fucking Facebook market place, Like, motherfucker, man,
Oh my, this is so weird. You know, I'm he
really and you know, he told me he was also
in the business and whatnot. But he told me about
the peace and he goes. I was like, I've never
seen anything like this. He goes, I had just made

(11:31):
myself this strip when we first moved to Los Angeles,
but where I live with my girlfriend now there's no
place to hang it and stuff. He was like, I
never hung it. That's bout of plastic still on, so
it's not homemade, but generated. He took the artwork to
a canvas place. They put it on the campus. He goes,
but I, this is one of my favorites life and hell.
I was like, how do you Because he was young,
he's like your age. I was like, how fuck do

(11:52):
you know? Life and life and hell and stuff? He goes, Oh,
this is one of my favorites. But everybody knows this one.
He's like, this is the one that James Brooks saw
in the LA Weekly when he was like, huh, let's
meet with Mac Greening and it led to the Simpsons.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
That's crazy nuts.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
So I was like, excellent fucking choice and shit, so
I did. I drove and I picked it up. And
part of the fun of Facebook Marketplace is just to
show up and have people be like, what, like, why
you you?

Speaker 3 (12:22):
You?

Speaker 1 (12:22):
I could have charged more, you asked to pay less,
but I like, yesterday.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
You were haggling led you.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
I saw your house on the internet. I uh. I
like the piece that I bought was fifty, but since
I missed them the day before, like, I gave sixty
because I was like, rather than him break fucking into twenty,
I was like, you know what, it's all good. Nice.
My man was like, I don't need your fucking tip
and ripped the twenty and a half talked away. No,
it was very very cool.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
So I would be more paranoid about about Facebook Marketplace
to be. I don't want to instill paranoi in you,
but that seems to be the I.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Probably shouldn't talk about it. Pop. Yeah, I don't think
we can go fishing for this.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Literally we can pull this man out and find him.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:09):
Can we can we keep these things to ourselves?

Speaker 3 (13:13):
Maybe?

Speaker 1 (13:13):
In no way, Man, I live I live out loud
as that fucking Holly Hunter movie said years ago, how's
the auction doing. I'm looking at it right now. I'm
so far I'm winning both all three one hour, one
hour and one minute, one hour and four minutes, one
hour and eight minutes. So I have to go to
the periodontis after this, but before I fucking make that

(13:36):
move or while I'm driving, oh, staring at my phone.
I'm just saying it right now, so if something happens,
you'll know exactly what it was. I was trying to
win that Rocky holding a check.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
I can do it for you if you want.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
I'm gonna tell you right now. It's so beautiful it's
worth dying for. Oh my god. Sometimes there's such art
in the world, such beauty in that art that you're
like to die for.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
He died because he was trying to get this eBay
auction of just pull. He don't want to be late
for his periodontal appoint but he's late to everything.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yeah, but he he respects his periodont I do.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Really helped him out.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Daniella is not well. He's great too, doctor Z, but
she I go all the time to get my teeth clean,
and it's this girl. Daniella who's like your age or
something like that, and uh, she's fucking I hate to
get my teeth clean the whole life. But she's really
good at her job. She don't even like put ship
into my gums or like you know, like needle me

(14:39):
or you put novacine in and ship because I used to.
I used to like go get a teeth clean. I'd
be like, ah ah, and they put my fucking jaw
to sleep just so they can clean my teeth because
they go up under the gums and ship like that.
What's wrong with your mouth? Dirty? People telling me it's
momly She would say, you've got dirty mouth, tiger. I said,

(15:00):
it pays the bills, Mamaly, But she was like he's
fucking right. So she is so good at doing it
with without like putting needles into my fucking jaw line
that is a pleasure to do. I tell her I
would go every week, and she's like, you can't do that,

(15:21):
It's impossible. It's like every other month is fine. I
was like, yeah, but then if I did this every week,
like I'd never have to brush my teeth. You would
just be doing it for me, scraping off all the
barnacles and Jeffrey.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Okay, first of all, all the barnacles is a horrible
What else is it that.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Clings plaque flack sounds like. Here's a term I've always hated,
and it's a from the female word world spotting. Barnacles
is so much worse. Barnicles are on teeth, But barnacles
are on the bottom of boat nowhere else in life

(15:59):
except on a maxim.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
When you say it in relation to your mouth, parnicles
is heinous.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
It's pretty bad. Well, they keep telling me they like
paridontal disease is heinous that too. I just saw a
fucking study the other day that I saw the headline
and quickly moved on that said, uh Alzheimer's in dimension
possibly tied to periodontal disease, And I was like, who,
no time for that? What was I thinking?

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Hease take care of your teeth too late?

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Now? I mean I am. I'm literally going to fucking
get a cleaning today. I can't take any better care
of my teeth than that.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Why don't you get them all out and then and
then get.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Trust me, nature is going to do that for me.
I don't have to take them all out, but doctor
z Eve's and and Daniella. Their whole fucking thing is
like we are we are holding this in place so far,
so good, holding on by a thread, truth like truth.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Oh my gosh, what.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Are you gonna do? My parents had dentures. I've been
ready for this my whole fucking life. My parents had
denture when I was a child and they were in
their like thirties.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
And ship, why what's the shots? I've never had a
shot in my mouth.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
That's because they probably don't have to do deep cleaning
with you, because you know, you fucking brush your teeth
every day, take good care of teeth. So when you
go in for a cleaning, they're like, I got some
shit here?

Speaker 2 (17:23):
You got some You don't brush your teeth every day?

Speaker 1 (17:26):
No? No, why because I got listering. Oh my god,
I wake up.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
I fucking wonder you're calling it a barnacle?

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Jesus, wake up. I used my listering this ship. Later
in the day. I use more listering whenever I use
the stream moulti times a day. It kills nine percent
of the germs, is what the bottle say?

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Oh it does it?

Speaker 1 (17:46):
I believe in advertising? Is that what led me wrong?

Speaker 4 (17:50):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (17:50):
My lord.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Anyway, enough about me, let's hand the show over to you.
It was your show.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Meanwhile, just checking our auctions.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Oh my god, I'm making.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Sure well nobody's going to steal my sunshine.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Before we go into our new category, I will just
put it out there once again for the people in
the back. Star by Cinnamon streaming on all platforms. Yeah bye.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Cinnamon is playing right now on Spotify, Apple Music, YouTube Music,
Amazon Music, and wherever you listen to your music. Download
it now to people still download, thank you? Stream it now?
Stream yeah, stream it all over your face, neck and chest. Now.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Okay, we hit ten thousand listens today on Spotify. It's
a very big milestone.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Apologize for being n I just love that song so much.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
I just I'm so proud of you, so proud.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
That's awesome, bugging look at you. Man. Off to the
races and ship and when's the Grammys? Mammy? Wow?

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Actually, now you mentioned Grammys. I'll let that take us
into our first category.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Were gonna talk about, Mammily, You're a Grammy.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
This is a game called are you an old man?

Speaker 1 (19:17):
I am?

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Well, but how old of a man are you enough?

Speaker 1 (19:22):
I'm ready?

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Questions filled with pop culture questions.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Oh shit, not your Did you steal these from some
fucking buzz i?

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Literally?

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Didn't you made him up yourself?

Speaker 2 (19:31):
I made him up myself.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
I'm intrigued.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
I looked through my Instagram and I just came up
with the questions.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Here, Dick lits, I need something to ask Mike here,
you'll run the whole show talking.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
I should ask him again.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
You know this is that time, right, that's when the
snipers come out.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
You have to give it till at least the end
of the game.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
And I got to steal my sunshine. Are not going
to fifty four minutes? Fifty seven and one hour, two minutes.
We're good, all right, We're good.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Okay, So I will ask you questions.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
We will see how many nineties again where I'm like,
I can't get fucking sniped on eBay. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
We will see how many answers you have to these questions.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
If it's over fifty, you have over fifty right answers.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
You are not an old man. To paraphrase Nirvana, quiz
me and took you a bugget second, Nirvana fan, are
we big step?

Speaker 4 (20:32):
But uh?

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Okay to stretch but sometimes an art we make stretches.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
If you get under fifty percent, then you are an
old man.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
All right, fair, alright, if I get over, I'm a
young man at heart, middle aged man. First question, Yeah,
you're midd before all over.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
The first question. Who won the Grammy for the Best
Rap Album this year for their record Alligator Bites Never.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
Heepoop peep boop, peep, poop poop poop.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Yes, Oh my god, good job, good job.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Okay, you have one.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
What is the name of the very popular game show
that I love that is hosted by Alan Cumming?

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Traders? Correct, we're the Traders.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Who is Timothy Shallomey currently dating Kylie Jenner? Oh my god,
so far you are not an old man, bro.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
I mean, I won't say this in mixed company, but
I am a pop culture icon. I am aware of
the culture around me. I have to be. We talk
about it at the weekly meeting. I remember when Tim
and Kylie started dating. I was like, you kids are adorable.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
Man.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
I got the weekly meeting, underground meeting of the of
the pop culture icons.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
I don't pursue this information. I live in a world
of social media. For my work, I sell things online.
I update my social media myself, so naturally this shit
that's my alarm reminding me to check my auction. No,
I just don't want to miss out. This is a
one of a kind, this little Rocky holding a check. Okay,

(22:25):
you know what I'm saying. They're all one of a kind.
I mean, well, this one's like one of five hundred,
but still five hundred on the whole fucking planet. I
could have one and makes me happy, give me in
and all four here. These are the prices right right now.
I'm winning that Rocky signing to check, which in any
just world would be like at five thousand bucks. And
I'm not saying I want to pay that. I don't

(22:46):
want to pay that. But in any just world this
is rare. A lot of these things are seer resells
that were done as part of like five hundred one
of a kind. Maybe who knows how many two and
thirty seven bucks thirty seven that's really that's Brady Choose.
As far as these things come, people are like, hey, no,
I make that in a week. I'm like, for like
animation from fucking nineteen fifty.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Nine sixty Yeah, it's a cell.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
That one is a well, I mean these are all
cells but not used in the show, hand painted serious
cells and stuff. So yeah, that's why I had the
alarm set. All right.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Continue to ask, anyways, which champion of the LGBTQ plus
community just release their latest album?

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Mayhem, Uh that would be Lady Gaga. Oh my god,
did you see SNL this weekend?

Speaker 2 (23:37):
I did?

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Did you see the Little Ga Little Red Glasses? All right,
but did you see on Mikey is his name Mikey Day?

Speaker 4 (23:46):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was just like he's so fucking
wonderful and such a star wart. I mean, nobody wants
to be called the star wart, but like he's like
Phil Hartman, you could fucking count on him to carry
a sketch and then also be like really fun and
funny in it. So he's on the news as on
Weekend Update as Lord Gaga, and it's a bit for

(24:06):
the first half of it, maybe three quarters of it
is essentially like he's a rich textiles lord and marrying
Gaga that made her lady and she has a hobby
like all this singing and stuff, and so Colin Jost
is just like, well, I mean, I think you're really
not like seeing it clearly like, your wife is very popular,

(24:28):
and so he's like is she? I was like, well,
good for her, what a feather in her cap and stuff?
And he's like, if only it all paid? Eh at
colleges is like, well, he's like to be fair, like
she I think she does better than textiles and he
starts laughing. He's like, oh, no, he's got could you

(24:50):
know that could never be? I mean, could you imagine
a wife who makes more money than you? And he
starts like as, and then you start realizing the bit has
been designed just to make fun of col being married.
Joe answer, but it comes out of nowhere. She wasn't
in the news. It wasn't like Carl Janson's Mega salary

(25:12):
was released this week. It was just such a drive by,
like fucking like, let's make fun of him and mikey
Day's performance. As he was like, could you imagine sitting
here on television behind this desk, looking into that camera
knowing that your wife's salary darf And he was like oh, oh,

(25:39):
oh oh. The way he kept going on oh was
absolutely fucking brilliant. So to be fair, SNL taught me
that Lady Gaga had a new album coming out, or rather,
Lady Gaga on SNL taught me, my ears are up
on the culture.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Little Red Glass, Little Red Glasses.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
I was surprised she hadn't been on that show, she said,
like eleven years, because I watched like a lot of
the old reruns and so I see her all the time.
But I didn't know it was that fucking far back.
And like she said in her monologue, she was like,
the musical guest was R Kelly. Oh my god, Oh
my god, oh.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Lord, okay, this one, this one, I don't I just
want to point.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Out for those that are listening, yeah, if they've made
it through the ninety eight commercials, oh my god, we
got to record it.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
Speaking of No No, No, yesterday, Yeah, I don't know
if this is okay to say, but yesterday I was
at a place and they were playing an iHeartRadio music
channel and there was some heinous commercials for things that
we do not support, and I am really hoping that

(26:53):
those commercials do not play on our show.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Fingers crossed well commercial really I have yes, let's pause
right for one of those quote unquote offensive commercials.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
It was so offensive I couldn't believe.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
I was like anybody else hearing this, I listen. I
have listened to the show on iHeart, on their app,
and on Spotify, so I don't know if the commercials
are different between both, but I've not heard an ad
where I was.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Like, what the fuck, let's just say it was political,
And I was like, I gonna be.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Honest with you. This world used to be a lot
better when nobody knew about politics. But I think that's
how we wound up in this fucking mess in the
first place.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
So as much as I want to curse, like, man,
fuck politics, it's like, fuck politics is why we're here
right now. So all right, but are you an old man?
Because Lord knows, saying shit like that makes me sound
like an old man. If I went if my if
young me heard me say that ship right now, young

(27:55):
me would be like old fucking fogey Man talking to
except ain't what matters? You know what matters, Rocky Bill
winkel bron My priorities haven't changed.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Your priorities are just maybe just have a few more the.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
The fiddling grasshopper perhaps has enjoyed himself for a little
too long, because he finds himself with no food in
the winter knocking on Ant's door. Oh my god? All right, Virginia,
thank you?

Speaker 2 (28:27):
You ready?

Speaker 1 (28:28):
All right?

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Name three cities of which there are Real Housewives shows
about Atlanta?

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Nice? Now do it have to be a city because
there's Real Housewives of New Jersey and that's not a city,
that's an entire that's true any location? Thank you? So
New Jersey and of course New York. Wow, I mean
bro like an.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Against going no way, keep going.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
No.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
I can't believe you made me expend that much brain energy.
Subject I meant five, two more? No, but you know no, no, okay,
I don't. I don't know anymore. Those three come to mind.
You asked for three, I gave you three. Don't change
your worlds Midway? Who are you?

Speaker 3 (29:10):
Who?

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Government?

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Salt Lake City?

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Is it really? I thought it was just like Miami
Los Angeles? Why are you saying these like you're you're
looking in my eyes, not looking down at the phone
reading this list? Why do you know all these titles?

Speaker 3 (29:27):
What?

Speaker 1 (29:28):
I've got a quiz on my own?

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Which channel is home?

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Yes? Question one? Name all of the fucking Real Housewive shows?
You know what really bums me out though? Is like
one of them? Real Housewives. And they all got rich
I assume. But one of them was the little Disney
kid that I grew up with, man who played Tiya
in fucking Escape to Which Mountain and return to which Mountain?

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Kyle Richards Kyle No, Kim.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Oh, Kim Richards is her sister.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
There's two of them.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Yes, Kyle Richards is the one who was in Halloween.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
What Halloween?

Speaker 2 (30:13):
The original Halloween. She's the kid in the original Halloween.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Kim Richards from the Skille Kyle Richards. Let me finish
Kim Richards some Escape to which Mountain? Yes, has a
sister who was in the original John Carpenter's Halloween.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
And her name is Kyle Kyle Richards and she is
still long Yes, Kylie, No, it's Kyle. She is the
longest running member. She has been there from the beginning
of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
She also never died in Halloween as far as I know. Oh, yeah,
she came back to the franchise.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Yes she did.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
She get killed then, Yes, I think I remember that scene.
Fucking because it opened. Not only does it close Halloween
or it's in the close of Halloween. It's not the
absolute end. But it's in the third act. But it's
how they open Halloween too, which I love, and a
lot of people at this avow even John Carpenter was like,
it's money grab but I love Halloween too. But it
opens with that speech where she's like talking to the kids.

(31:11):
She's like, I want you to go down the street.
I want you to go to the neighbors. I want
you to wait there for me. I want you to go now,
And she tells them like that. That scene still makes
you fucking tense because she don't know where that fuck
her is and this kid's go screaming out of the
house like and then she's probably a bad idea.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Also, they're drawing attention to themselves truly.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Which would have given Michael Myers the reason to pick
them off. But Michael Myers was not. I mean, that's the.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Thing, gentleman.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Don't make me defend Michael Myers. But if he's many things,
he is not a child killer. He is speaking of
child killing. I just would make sure my dreams aren't dead. Oh,
of course, as I lose it being the child inside
of me. How's it looking so far? So good? Winning, winning,
as they used to say, all.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Right, Who's who's said winning?

Speaker 1 (32:02):
I mean, fuck man, I'm getting all these questions.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Look at you.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
No, honestly, wait to be on fucking Celebrity Jeopardy with
Colin Jobs. Not even celebrity. Just put me on a
regular one. They do the celebrity now on on Amazon
or something where Colin Jos is the host. Really, but
it's two or three teams, three teams of three, so
it's nine fuckers playing jeopardy at once, and you get

(32:26):
to confer with others. And so let's say we're on
the same team and you don't know the answer but
I do. Man, It's like pub quiz Jeopardy. It's crazy,
that's pretty cool. I would fucking i'd clean up on
that show. Clean should we should we do it? We
could try. The problem is you think it doesn't matter
how smart you are. It's all about reflexes and hitting
that buzzer. Yeah, and I don't. I'm my reflexes aren't

(32:48):
lightning quick. How fast are yours? Well?

Speaker 2 (32:51):
It took me about five seconds to answer the question
you do you have? You dabbled with the floor war
only entering.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Brian Brian Ahland kicking ass. He's up to eighty thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Fucking spoilers.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
No, I'm not up to date. Oh fucking catch up.
Last time he had forty thousand. Guess what he makes
to eighty that's that's that. Last week I think was
his eighty thousand dollars. He's fucking killing him. He couldn't
be happy for him, man, Like you know, I saddled
him with the Cross of Dante for his whole life,
where every time people see him they're like, oh, I've
not the man, and he's got to put it on

(33:30):
his fucking headstone. But now people be like, you're a
fucker to tore up the floor. Bit you lit the
floor on fire man. He stole Robblos money. Literally, Yeah,
he's doing it man, that's awesome. It reminds me of
white Guys White Men Can't Jump, which was a movie
that had Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrelson in It also
had Rosie Pres in in the movie. At one point,

(33:52):
Rosie pres goes on Jeopardy and like completely kills her
character does. It reminds me of that, where it's like,
motherfucker's like slang on a game show.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
He's slaying. It's pretty crazy. But the people on the
floor sometimes like they're like.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
We're gonna kill Dante Harden and Clerks three bitch.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
The pictures come up and then you have to answer it.
But sometimes people just kind of like the pressure is
the pressure is so heavy that they just like forget
that that it's their turn. And then the seconds go by,
and that's how a lot of people go out because
they're just they're the freeze up in.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Front of a camera. That's a reference you wouldn't understand
as much because you didn't watch that particular Brady Bunch
episode or any of them, but that particular one at
least one hundred times in childhood because they ran that
ship over and over. Cindy Brady went on a TV
show and when the camera went and she was really like, Hey,
this is gonna be fun. Camera went on.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
That that could be me on a game show.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
But I love games. Yeah, man, there's money to be made.
RM eighty grand I know on his way to two
fifty Knockwood. I hope he fucking takes it. I hope
those two quarter of a million bucks just for fucking
knowing ship and he held the floor and whatnot, and
then from fuck Dante forever more, he'd be mister floor
the floor cleaner, whoa thank you. I'm gonna fucking I'm

(35:23):
gonna write him, text him and be like, I got
an idea for a T shirt the floor cleaner. There
you are that's holding the fucking broom. He's like, fuck you.
I was like, no, it's about the TV show. And
he's like, oh yeah, oh my god, Okay, all right,
quiz me, quiz master.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
What you've gotten all of them so far? And honestly
I didn't. I didn't know, but.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
We might have some physic is to be patted on
the back, So so yeah, thanks. It could depended people
pleaser and me, thanks you.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
We're coming up on some that you that might more difficult,
let's see, but not this one. Which channel is home
to all the best reality TV shows?

Speaker 1 (36:11):
I mean the channels still exists. Used to be but
it's Bravo correct, but it used to be? And for
a bonus question, you know what used to be on
E that made it so popular?

Speaker 2 (36:21):
The Kardashians Bravo Kenyan later and who is the king
of Bravo?

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Just and Cohen correct?

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Which TikToker turned musicians sings the song Aquamarine. If you
get this one, I will be incredibly surprised. She has
collaborated with Charlie XCX.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
She is also Sabrina Carpenter.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
No, she is an actor now as well. She was
featured in the film Thanksgiving. I don't know at a
sin Ray never that escapes me.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Which music produce you found my pop culture blind spots? Wait?
She came from TikTok.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
She came from was doing TikTok.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Normal, enormy like myself, who then fucking garnered attention for
her talent?

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Yes, as opposed to another baby. Yes, that's what you're.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Getting at a distinguish those about Yeah, I just want
to picture. I follow her origin story, Addison Ray.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
Addison Ray? How old is she couldn't say?

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Probably my age. I mean this is an like, don't
take this as any diss or me going like, fucking
I don't know, nobody knows it, but I don't even
have a picture in my head.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
She's she's quite famous.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Wow, she's there's my pop culture blind spot. Thank god
I never met her and I was like, ah, and
who are you?

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Here's another one.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
You fucking old man. I'm Addison Ray.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Which music producer did Selena Gomez get engaged too recently?

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Benny, mm hmmm, I'm his last name is Case. I
know it ain't Benny Medina. That's Jay Love's fucking guy.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
I'm surprised, Benny.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
All I can think of is I'm drawing a black
But when I say Benny, I think about Carlito's Way
al Pacino once again. You know nowadays you could never
do this, but al Pacino played Scarface, and Yeahcino played
Michael Corleone because al Pacino like Michael Corleone's tallying. When

(38:35):
they made Scarface, al Pacino played a Cuban refugee. When
they made Carlito's Way, he played I believe the character
was Puerto Rican. So these are great performances by al Pacino.
But you would never do that today. You would be like,

(38:57):
how might we just get like a great Puerto Rican
actor or even a perto Rican actor as opposed to
like you know so, But not to take anything away,
I'm just saying through put through today's filter, you wouldn't
do that. That being said back in the day, in
Carlito's Way, what's his name? Fuck John Louisiamo, John Loguisiamo,

(39:20):
great comedian and actor. He plays a character named Benny
Blanco from The Bronx. Is that character is that guy's
name Benny Blanco? Yes? Are you fucking shitt Benny Blanco?
In Carlito's Way? Fucking He's John Aguisamo is always like,
it's Benny, it's me. It's Benny Blanco from The Bronx,
And at one point al Pacino is like, Okay, Benny

(39:42):
Blanco from The Bronx. That's the way he does it.
He goes, okay, Benny, you think you're a tough guy.
Oh my god, he's good. Yes, that guy's name is
Benny Blanco. Yes? Does she know she's engaged to a
fictional character? From Carlito's Way, you should probably tell her.
I think she might need this information.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
Oh my gosh, what what are the odds?

Speaker 1 (40:01):
That's not me knowing, that's me saying, yeah, another thing, but.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Your a little tangent, got you got you a right answer.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
They wouldn't let me do that on Celebrity Jeopardy, like
we've got you got six seconds to answer?

Speaker 4 (40:14):
Fuckronx?

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Who sings Pink Pony Club? I wonder if that Benny
Blanco is from the Bronx, Like, that'd be fucking amazing.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
That'd be pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
And he's young taken the name he's young because she's young. Yes,
could have been like Carlito's Way came out a long
time ago. The movie or his parents were like, let's
call him Benny Blanco. Our last name is Blanco. Let's
go for Benny Man, just like that movie.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
That's what you did, man, you ain't wrong. And ship
I was like, that's a fire name. Let's take it.
Thank God I didn't get judgy, but I'm like, and
then asshole that he do that to a child who

(41:04):
sings Pink Pony Club. That's a pretty carpenter everything.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Pink Pony Club another very famous pop star right now.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Pop star' that's walky side because she's like he is old.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
Even I know this one, Chapel Rowan. What is the
song called Pink Pony Club?

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Okay, now I've definitely heard of her. I didn't know that.
You probably heard Pink Pony Club. Don't be too sure
Pink Pony Club. I mean that may not be the
strongest rendition, but right now I have never heard that song.
Check in my auctions yeah, check in on your auction.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
And then after that, okay, tell me which pop star
is currently on the Short and Sweet Tour.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
The Short and Sweet Tour, Sabrina Carpenter. Thank you. I
knew it. I knew I would get there eventually.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Yes, these uh, these questions do not reflect my interests. Also,
these reflect what my Instagram looks like.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Just to be clear, just to let everybody know, just
let everyone those auctions. Oh, thank god, but we're getting
down to the wire here, kids. Thirty two minutes, thirty
five minutes, thirty nine. Oh so I'll be watching clock
watching good.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
What is Kim Kardashian's approximate net worth?

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Oh? Fucking I don't know. How would I know that?
Take a guess a billion, two billion, twelve billion? Who knows?

Speaker 2 (42:39):
One point seven?

Speaker 1 (42:41):
So between one and two billion? Jess, Wow, I got
I don't know. I don't you know. Look, I ain't
saying this. I like money as much as the next guy.
But obviously, if you've watched my career, clearly money was
never a driver and shit. But and I'll do back
to people that build the fucking thing. But I don't

(43:02):
want to hear about billionaires anymore, Like I'm fucking sorry. Yeah,
fucking that's and that's.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
Fair in that's fucks unless you're doing something good for
this world with your money. I don't really want to
hear about it.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Yeah, but none of them can. I really want. Well,
what's his name's fucking wife? They got divorced, you know, Microsoft,
what's his name Bill whatever? Fuck? Who isn't really? Yeah,
Bill Gates? Melinda Gates divorced him. She got like fucking
billions because he had billions, and she fucking gave like

(43:40):
some ridiculous disproportionate amount of money away, if not one
hundred percent, but of something like ninety five percent of it. Wow,
she's donated to like the world because she's like, I
will What am I gonna fucking I could live a
thousand lifetime? Anyway, let's get off this. But anyway, fuck
a billionaire. That's what I say. That's what Rocky and
Bullwinkle would say, which to a rookie a billionaire.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
Fuck, I mean the ass.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
It sounds like move.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Fuck a billionaire. I will not. No, I wouldn't say
you should do that, just don't. I don't like him.
Fuck fuck daddy in front of me, guy, I hate
talking politics so stupid. That's the voice she gave that
cat not met people in the southern regions, being like,

(44:30):
oh making fun of us, are we?

Speaker 2 (44:33):
No, it's not making fun of you. That's just what
That's just what it sounds like. That's just what his
voice sounds like.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Yes, anyways, your cat not mine? To save my ass.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
Your grandson who joined the cast of the Newest Spider
Man today.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Oh, ship, I have not been paying that close attention, uh,
the Newest Spider Man movie, don't. I don't know. I
woke up this morning. I'm not trying to duck this,
but I woke up this morning went right to work
on a script because that's a much better place to
be than oh, the real world and ship like that
the internet. Yeah, so I woke up and didn't peruse

(45:14):
the news. So can you give me a hint this person?
They first off, did the announce who this person's playing.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
I did not see who they are playing.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
That's the more satisfying part.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
But you could probably make assumptions.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
They are it's somebody with eight arms, because that means
they're playing doc oc Oh.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Yes, this person was on is on Stranger Things?

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Who plays eleven? So It's not Millie Bobby Brown, is it?

Speaker 4 (45:47):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (45:48):
My man, fucking Wolfgang more, fucking finnwolf Haart. His name
is Wolfgang. I think I think it's Wolfgang Finn. No,
it's fin Wolf part it's fin Wolf. It is not.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
However, his directorial debut is coming out.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Finn made a movie. Finn made a movie. Fucking good
for him, smart mad My man is around all this
fucking production and ship and take the reins. He made
a horror movie. You take a page at Finn Wolfard's book. Yeah,
all right, a page that Wolfgang Finnhart.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
Imagine his name was Wolfgang Wolfgang Finn.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Okay, Uh, you know my man who plays the adult
David Harbor. He's in the fucking He's in thunder Thunderbolt.
Ask Risky, Yes I am. I don't know. Then I
on a rider because she's in Stange of Things. Yes,
she is, and they put her in that Beatle Juice

(46:52):
movie and it seemed to do quite one. Well, I'm
lost at a loss.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Her name is Sadie Sink, But you haven't watched Strangers.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
I don't know stranger things. Has she been another thing?

Speaker 2 (47:06):
She has been in other things, less strange things she
has been in less strange normal things, but good job.
I don't know what you would actually know her from
besides pop culture.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
So she was cast in the new Spider Man movie. Yes,
so you're saying, even though they haven't announced the character,
one could probably start going, oh, it could be this,
it could be that. Who haven't they done yet? Yeah,
they haven't done their Gwen Stacy yet. In the Marvel
Cinematic universe, they haven't done Spider Woman.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
She's probably like twenty one, around twenty one.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
She could be Spider Gwen. Just saying, although, why would
you give that to anybody but the voice of Spider Gwen,
who is also a Marvel kid. What's her name? You know?

Speaker 2 (47:55):
She was, oh, Harry Steinfeld.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
Yeah, she was in that fucking Coen Brothers movie. She's
so good and she was like a kid. That whole
movie is good. Fucking Matt, true true grit. Matt is
amazing in that movie, Matt, damon fucking my man. Jeff
Bridges is fucking astounding. Barry Pepper is like, the fucking's
name is Barry Pepper? Raised you wrong? Pepper is the

(48:22):
fucking the man he was in Saving Private Ryan.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
He was the sniper, so he'd be like, the Lord
is my shepherd, I shall not want make me lie
down and greens the whole prayer.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
And then he's like and fucking blows him motherfucker's head
off one hundred yards away. And ship, but he's like,
he's constantly kisses his cross and she's like, way Christian ship,
but he's been in so many things. He's so good.
And Berry Pepper, but he's awesome in that fucking true
Grit movie. He's got a good name too, fucking berry Pepper,
very salty, very.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Spicy, brother, very spicy. Well, the consensus is you are
a middle aged man.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Yeah, they go, I'm not old useless as long as
I still know useless ship, And you know, I guess
the world is still turning and it's not about to
fucking explode because I certainly have enough brain capacity to
remember the name Sabrina Carpenter apply it in every situation,

(49:26):
and it worked eventually, wanted out man one and three. Well,
fuck man, I feel good that you should feel good
your middle age. I am middle aged man. Now let's
see how much functions.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
Yeah, because what's the latest?

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Yeah, there ain't no way to feel fucking no quicker
way to feel old than being sniped by some fucking
asshole on the sidelines, trying to steal my sunshine, trying
to lend me so true, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
Trying.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
So far, so good, all right, no complaint.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
I'm happy for you, Thank you man.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Sometimes it comes down to the simple joys. I uh,
what were we talking about before we started the show?
Where I was like, well, I want to talk about
it there?

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Oh Bullwinkles.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Yes, your mom was. Your mother always makes it sound
like we're divorced. Your mom would that you would hate joke,
But I mean it seems weird to say Jen to you. Jen.
You know, Jen Schwabach, your mom was kindly enough to
accompany me to Upland, California, a mere hour away. She

(50:40):
thought it was two hours. It was only an hour
to go to the family food and fun restaurant named Bullwinkles.
And how was it? Basically it was there was a
Bullwinkles of old, which I was trying to remember. On
the ride there, I was talking to your mom about like,
did I bring Harley there? I know, I took you
to the Dudley Right Imporium. I actually remember that hang

(51:03):
in there. I actually do fucking every time I'm on eBay,
I'm like, why did I buy this? Then? Why did
I buy this then? But I was in a lull
at that period. I was like, oh yeah, I still
like bowl Winkle, and that's why I brought you because
this place was important to Mancha. And then eventually they
closed and then it became a Pinchase Tacos and which
I've also been in, but it's not the same thing.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
It's the Pinches Tacos.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
That's where I thought.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
It was, like, right next to the Pinches Stalk.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
It's literally the Pinchase Tacos building.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Do you remember when you told me that Pinches Tacos
was a restaurant where the waiters pinched you. Yes, absolutely
believed you. And then you took me and no one
pinched me, And I was like, what's wrong with me?
Why wouldn't no one.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
I learned that life is not all it's cracked up
to be.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
That's when I learned my dad's a fucking lire.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Maybe it was a Pinchase place, maybe they did pinch everybody,
but they're like, not.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
This kid, That's what I thought, And I was like
what's wrong with me?

Speaker 1 (51:57):
You got a complex? I did it? Really? It really?
Every time I think I was a pretty decent father,
I hear a story where I'm like, nope, I was
pretty much take that. So we've I know I took
you there, but I can't remember. I don't think I
took you to Bowl Winkles. It was on the ten,
I think, and I went there once with my mom
back in like nineteen eighty six, and it was basically
Chuck E Cheese but bowl Winkle themes. So they had

(52:18):
sounds fun, robot Buwwinkle, Robot Rocky doing a show while
you ate pizza and whatnot. They had Robot Underdog even
though he wasn't part of the Bowwinkle j Ward family
and stuff, and you know, everywhere you looked to it
it was bow Winkle themed and shit. So this is
the modern version of that, although probably not the same company,
but it's like a Chuck E Cheese and just like

(52:39):
Chuck E Cheese where they're like, well we don't have
those fucking creepy robots anymore. Now, she's games and food
pretty much what's there. So you get there and it's like,
you know, fucking you could they're bumper their bumper hover cars.
There are go carts, there's laser tag, there's you know,
massive art bowl and alley, restaurant, dining.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
How big is this place?

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Fucking big, big as a football field, if not bigger.
Like when we pulled up, I was like Jesus, we
pulled up, the parking lot was fucking packed. And this
was a Monday night. It sounds like a fun ass
place Monday night. They're only open from fucking three till nine.
I got in that place and I was we pulled
up and we're like Jesus christ Man, and it was packed,
but not packed where you couldn't move because the place

(53:25):
is so fucking big, right, because everybody's spread out doing
different activities and ship so you know they have there's
big Bullwinkle blow ups on the wall. Most of the
artwork is from like the Bowlinkle comic strips of old.
They had no Bowlinkle merchandise, no shirts, Like you could
buy the game card so you swipe swipe into the
game so you can play. That had a Bowlwinkle on

(53:48):
it and said bowl Winkle. So I got one of those,
But you could not buy merch There was no merchant
to buy and so you are always that's now. People
working there had this fire fucking shirt with Bowwinkle right
in the chest on the back and said Moose Squad.
So naturally I was like, okay, I want I got
on one of them. Mercifully. The security guard was like,

(54:11):
oh my god, are you fucking serious right now? And
so he was a fan. And then other fans came
out of the woodwork who were working there, and I
was like, like, what can we get you? And I
was like, you know what, man, like, can I get
one of them shirts? And the employee almost took his
shirt off his back, but I was like, you're little.
He was very small, and I was like, that's not
gonna work out. That's kind of what size that He's

(54:31):
like medium. I was like, yeah, I ain't gonna I
ain't gonna cut it over here. But they went and
found tracked down like a shirt for me. They got
you a shirt, a shirt. It was very The old
trip was worth it, you know, satisfied my curiosity and
I wanted to support too, like fucking Bowwinkle still exists
in the real world. I was so fucking disappointed. Saturday

(54:52):
night at the Hammer, they did a whole jay Ward retrospective.
Man showed Bowwinkle and showed some cartoons that never aired.
I read about it Sunday morning. I'm like, what the.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
Fuck was a one night wonder?

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Yeah, and happening like down the street. But and I
thought I was Bowinkle savvy. I'm here like buying a
fuck out of bone speaking.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
Yeah, look at it.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
You want to lose this? As I ran ship, I'm like.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Oh no, wait, you were going to be out of
town for the in person auction.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
But now don't talk about the in person auction because
people will learn about it and bid it up. I
don't talk about it anymore. But yes, there is an
upcoming auction that I don't say who it's for.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
I don't say which business is putting it on.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
It'll be out there in the world and ship, but
you know these are I'm I'm.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
I just want to go to watch you at this,
at this in person auction.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
I got a I got since we were going to
be making a movie that during that time, and I
was going to miss the auction, but it looks like
we have to move based on a cast member, and
so I may be able to be in the auction
in person, and that cast member is me. No, I'm kidding.
Can you imagine you moved the whole movie? People are like, wait,
Harley's in your movie? My mind is, oh my god,

(56:06):
I what. It was a fun trip, man. But you know,
if I was going up there for like, oh, the
Bowwinkel Merchant, which I didn't think there would be.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
To be fair, I wasn't like, oh, you didn't know,
because you know about the Snooby Frigging Museum in like
only eight hours in California, in Santa Rosa.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
I've heard of it and they got good. I've seen,
I think I've seen images. Should we go? I would
take that trip. I mean basically we can jump on
like a Southwest flight and be there in like forty
five minutes. We should maybe think about going. Bro, that's
living history. I go to that.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
There's a you know, Amy's the brand, the brand, they
have their fast food restaurant there.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Oh I've seen with the Yes, Oh I would do that.
So it seems like we got to take a little trip.
People listening to listen to you first World Box taking
a trip to the Snoopy Museum and going to your
Amy You fucking damn your libs. I don't know. That
sounds like a good ass time to me and ship
like I would love to go to that fucking Snoopy

(57:12):
Museum Schultz Museum, I think so.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
I guess it's not just Snoopy's museum. I mean, but
but it's really about Snoopy.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
I'm down down like a clown. I'll sit down and
go to Disneyland. Down look, joy, I mean, it'd be
nice and joy was free, but unfortunately spend. But I'm
happy to pay if that joy is real and not
some fleeting fucking leg Oh yeah, man, I'm full of joy.
I'm talking about like an experience that you take with
you and you're like, oh fuck, we went to the

(57:42):
Snoopy Museum.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
The Snoopy Museum is better, amys.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Like, could you be California? Why would a Snoopy museum
be California. I'm gonna push back on this, even though
nobody's pushing back on me. Nobody's fighting myself. I don't know.
I would have imagine, like I imagine there's one in
Minnesota because that's where he lived for a long time,
or not from he's you know, he he had a

(58:09):
whole skating rink out there. He owned a skate his
own skating rink. My god, I mean, you want to
talk about billionaire, got to imagine that snoopy empire. I
just charl Schultz would welcome kids at Tricker Tree and
they'd be like, chuck er Tree. He's like, I could
buy and sell all your parents who grief the door,

(58:34):
People like, don't go up to old man Chuck Schultz Man.
He puts it on front street, keeps it very real
with the kids.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Well, I did just discover that actually their website does
have the store on it, so we might not have
to go, but we should still go.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
But I mean, just that's merch which is nice. But
it's the whole experience.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
Yeah, you're right, it's all about the Yeah, it's about
the experience. Yeah, it's about the expence.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Yeah. I mean, I'm so used to facing the place
and fucking eBay that i would haggle at the gift shop.
I'm like, twenty dollars really to give it twelve?

Speaker 4 (59:08):
Are you sure?

Speaker 1 (59:09):
And I'll pick up in person, like you're you're here
right now. I'm like, well, I'm just talking Facebook market
piece rules. Oh my god, which is what it says
I'm my bumper sticker with an exclamation mark.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
You need that Father's Day gift.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
It's coming up now, you know what to get me? Man?

Speaker 2 (59:26):
Thank god.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Well, I'm glad that you ran the show today. That
was good content. Thanks. I feel young. Can't wait to
go upstairs tell your mom that you're a middle aged man.
Face the test. She she wouldn't have got fucking like
she would have gotten one of those. No way she
was getting Adison Ray.

Speaker 4 (59:47):
No.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
I don't think she was getting Sabrina Carpenter either.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
Probably not, but she I did show her Sabrina Carpenter
and Paul Simon on sm and she's like, that's sweet.
So she might have been like Kip Carpenter because, like me,
that's the only young singer name we know just because
we saw that person recently on television. Uh, speaking of
a young singer person. Kids got some fucking music. Give

(01:00:11):
it a spin the band. The name of the band
is Cinemon, the name of the single star available right
now and Spotify, Amazon Music, YouTube Music Music. You come
to my house and listen to it and ship we
have a listening party, and ship the video where I
where I listened to They do that where people just

(01:00:32):
listen to music. I've seen those videos. My favorites are
like the two kids that never heard Phil Collins before
and they're like, oh, when he starts doing the drum solo,
you don't miss. Yeah, man, I'll do a video where
I sit there and fucking listen to your music and
subtly rock out and yeah, I'm gonna sing along. Can

(01:00:56):
you that would help me out? You know? Yeah? Let
me throw my fucking social media away behind you and ship. Yeah,
I was thinking about but.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
Thanks, thanks buddy.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Its not like I just didn't you know, I don't
know if you wanted me to get involved ship.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
Oh please. Yeah, your support is always appreciated.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
For my music leader Jane Silent Bob Records, We're willing
to sign you and all your friends for the low
low price of one.

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Uh.

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a girl. One was always a girl June four A. Yes,
practice your rocky boys.

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Bro, I'll practice it. I'll come back next time with it.

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