Pajama Pirates

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hello friends, and welcome to bedtime Stories with mister Jim. Oh.
I was just getting ready for bed, are you as well?
Oh good, I hope you brushed your teeth and found
all of your comfy things like pillows and blankets and stuffies.

(00:27):
Oh yes, oh good. Well, as long as you have
all those things ready, then it's time for our story.
But first we must close our eyes so that we
can travel to an imaginary world. Captain Krustybeard and his

(00:59):
grumbly crew were sailing their pirate ship around the shores
of New England. Their plot to fill the bay in
Maine with oyster crackers was foiled, and they were feeling
rowdier than usual. Our fire, the cannons, lay all the fiddles,

(01:25):
sing sea shanties as loud as he can the RDS.
No one is going to sleep tonight, Captain Krustybeard shouted
to his crew. He went off to the crow's nest
to look for sandwiches to plunder. A good sandwich always

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made him feel better. As he was looking through his spyglass,
he spotted something moving out on the open water ship. Ahoy,
He called down to his crew. They ran to the
side of the ship to get a better look. That

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looks like another pirate ship there, captain shouted, a crumbly crew,
I is a ship full of pirates in pajamas, added another.
The captain peered through his spyglass at the other pirates

(02:29):
ship's crew. They all wore pointy pirate hats, some wore
eye patches, and some had peg legs. But where the
crumbly crew all wore wrinkly and soiled, dirty pirate clothes.
They had on clean, matching pajama sets. Captain Crustybeard zoomed

(02:56):
in with his spy glass and noticed the pajam ammas
were covered in skull and crossbone teddy bears. He knew
who these pirates were. They weren't rough and rowdy like
his crumbly crew, and they didn't even yell yo ho ho.

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This crew might not know them, but all pirate captains
who sailed the Seven Seas feared them the most. They
were the pajama pirates. They sailed their pirate ship all
night long looking for loud and rowdy pirates to put

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to sleep. The pajama pirate's flag was covered in a
large skull and crossbone teddy bear, and it waved in
the night air moving closer toward them. As their ship
soared over the dark water, Captain Krusty Beard gulped as
their cannons fired toward his ship. Take cover, he called

(04:07):
down to his crew. The Pajama sets shot from the
cannons landed on Crusty Beard's ship, covering the deck. With
enough bedtime closed for his whole crew, including himself, he
knew what was coming next. Steer away me, hearties, quickly

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shouted Captain Crustybeard, but it was too late. The Pajama
Pirates were already climbing aboard. The Crumbly crew watched in
fear as the Pajama pirates climbed over the edge and
onto the dock. The Crumbly crew pulled out their swords,

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while the Pajama Pirates pulled out their teddy bear. Two
Pajama pirates took the fiddles from the Crusty crew member's
hands and began to play slow and sleepy songs. Some
of the crew began to yawn cover ears, cried Crusty Beard.

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He watched as his crew began to switch out swords
for teddies. No, he scowled. He climbed down from the
crow's nest and ran towards the pajama pirates. He drew
his sword and began to wave it when he slipped,

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falling into a pile of blankets. So cozy, he said, yawning,
But he shook the sleepies from his eyes and jumped out,
you scallywags, I will not go to sleep. Then he

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ran good night captain yond member of his crew as
they snuggled in with a pillow and teddy bear. Another
pirate was wearing a pair of pajamas that were blasted
over by the cannons. Y'are can ye make me some

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warm milk, laddie? He asked the pajama pirate sleepily. Captain
Krustybeard ran to his captain's quarters and found pajama pirates
near his treasure chess. Get away from those, he shouted.
He ran over and opened one, finding it filled with pillows.

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He tossed open the next one and found it filled
with eye masks and robes. Where is me treasure? The
pajama pirates responded by tossing a throw blanket over him
and disappearing. The captain fought his way out of that
big soft blanket and ran after them. He heard noises

(07:22):
in the kitchen and saw a few of his crew
still awake. They were crowded around a table, and the
captain pushed his way in to see why. A pajama
pirate and a chef hat was putting fresh big cookies
on a tray, a midnight snack for the captain, asked

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the pajama pirate. Y're, yelled Captain krusty Beard. He stomped
off back toward his quarters and entered, slamming the door
behind him. Turning around a bed, his one pillow and
blanket had been replaced with loads of pillows and soft blankets. Hmmm,

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grumbled Captain Crusty Beard. But it looked so inviting. Well
a we lie down won't hurt Captain Krusty Beard put
his head on the new fluffy pillow. All we getting

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up soon? No sleep for a Captain krusty beeard and
his crumbling The pajama pirates headed back to their ship.
Having tucked in all of the crew, including the captain,
they sailed off looking for more rough and rowdy pirates

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to put to sleep. Well, my friends, wow that, but
meet to sleep too, As we close our eyes and
snuggle up in bed, May you have very sweet dreams.
Good Night,

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