November 24, 2025 • 15 mins
You may think you know who wears the pants in this relationship, but it’s what they’re NOT wearing that’s more ‘revealing’ shall we say?
Plus, Dr. Dubrow explains the GLP-1 ‘penis perk’ men need to know NOW!
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
I'm Heather Dubrow, I'm Terry.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
And we're gonna keep this between us, but not really.
And it's a bonus episode.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Oh I'm so excited.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Love a bonus episode, all right. During Monday Night football,
Charles Barkley said he is always going commando, and lots
of celebrities talk about this. Drew Barrymore said that she
often doesn't wear underwear, especially when she's wearing sweatpants, and
she admitted she loves it. Jenna bush Hager has defended
(00:35):
going out without underwear. She said it makes a prettier
silhouette and also you don't have to pack as much.
Brad Cooper admitted that he attended a White House state
dinner without wearing underwear due to his tuxpans weren't fitting
properly after he gained weight for a role. Well, you
know how I feel about underwear.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
You're very go commando.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I am very command first of all.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
You know, I have so many thoughts about that, and
I'll try not to be disgusting. One is the hygiene
component of it. You go commando. There is a purpose
to wearing underwear. It's a barrier between your butt and
your genitalia. And the clothing and when you're first, when you're.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Charles Barkley and your sweating.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Forget the sweating. Charles Barkley, I mean he's huge. Could
you imagine the package that's not being contained and so
he's not wearing something that's sort of holding him in,
so he's like lapping all over his.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Gen I see, well, not having a penis. I don't
really understand how this all was.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Charles Barkley, anything like that. A lot of those basketball
players were extra large. You know. The one thing about
the underwear is that they hold you.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
They hold you together.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I hold you together, you know the women.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I mean, I understand what you're saying. It's a barrier, right.
So you wouldn't want to wear the same pair of
pants every day or pantyhose, right, because then it's like
that would be like re wearing your underwear.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Right. But it's I think for a giant NBA basketball player,
it's about organizing your trunk into one. You're you're junk.
You're junk into one trunk. You're junk into one sort
of you know, smaller room so it just doesn't fly
down your leg.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Right, that's one. So it's about keeping everything contained. Two,
it's a barrier.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Three. You know, let's let's say you have to go
to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
What you leak?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I mean, you know, it's just how does it stop
you from going to the bathroom?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Well, I mean you ever looked in someone's underwear and
they have like a tiger skin mark? Is that discussed
skid mark? Now you've got skid mark on your pants
which is now two millimeters.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Don't have that problem. But to get out of the
potty part of it. This is what I mean. I'm
just being I know, but this is what how I
feel about it. First of all, I clean my clothes,
so that's not an issue. It's not like I'm wearing
the same pair of pants every day, right yep. So
I don't have an issue with that for me. For
(03:09):
women's underwear, women's underwear used to be like granny panties, right,
I completely understand the barrier of a granny panty. Here's
my problem with women's underwear. It has become the tiniest
of tiny little tryangs. Point anyway, with dental floss holding
it together? What is the point? Just it is so
(03:32):
uncomfortable and honestly, it can be very irritating to your
butt and your areas, and so I don't get it.
I'm more comfortable without it.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Well, the thing the concern I would have for women
is that you guys wear some very sheer material. Now
you may not know while you're trying it on or
buying it or going out that some of the lighting
that you may be encountering later that evening may actually
make your your area.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Well, we test that out, you do. Yeah, I even
ask you. I'm like, can you see the vagina?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Right? But a lot of times you'll be in a
red carpet. I don't shine red carpet lights at you, right,
but no, Look at Sidney Sweeney.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
With the nipples. But that's a thing. Yeah, but that's
a thing. There's a lot of women that she knows that. Yeah,
that's like on purpose that people like to free the nipple.
And there's a weird you know, guy girl thing where
you know, guys can show nipples and that's okay, but
women can't show nipples. It's a thing on Instagram too
that it would get buzzed out or flagged.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Well, it's also against the law, right, but why walk
around with your nipples exposed for a woman that's in
decent exposure.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Why is it okay for men and not okay for
women because it's a law, I know, but it doesn't
make sense they're both don't okay? Anyway, we'll move on
from that.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I can smoke marijuana in public, but you can you know? Yeah,
you can drink a beer at a restaurant. Can you
smoke marijuana at the restaurant? I don't think so well.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Could you smoke at all at a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Now, even in the patio where the smoking is allowed?
Can you smoke marijuana on a patio a bit?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I don't know. Can't, but it's legal, so you should
be able.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I think marijuana is legal, but I don't think you
can smoke marijuana patio at a restaurant.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Let me ask you a question. Let's let's just get
your experience. What percent of the time when you go out,
are you commando? Yeah? And sometimes you're even commando under
a relatively short skirt. I see. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
If I am wearing something that's sheer, yeah, I will
wear underwear, right, And if I'm wearing something that's crazy short,
I'm going to wear underwear. Because you don't want to
bend over, get out of the car and flash someone
something like that.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Right, I mean I one percent of the time I'm
commando unless I'm wearing scrubs and I always have underwear.
You have to wear underwear with scrubs to loose e goossy, Well.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Then that's gross because then you'll wear the same pair
of pants over and over again on a vacation. Why
is that?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Okay? Well, there's a detail. I know I talk too
much about the potty thing. But if I may, if
I have to do that kind of business, I actually
completely do a bathing situation in the bathroom. When I
leave the bathroom, I mean it's a full blown bath
full clean. Oh, I am like, you know what?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
You actually are very clean.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I'm super clean?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Well are you?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
So?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Are you? For people wearing underwear? Do you understand what
I'm saying about underwear? I just for women. I just
don't understand what the point is. Although I've talked about
this with my friends, half agree, and there's another faction
of my friends that are like, oh, does it doesn't
like the badge like rub up against you know, your
clothes or whatever. I think maybe if some women have
an audi, maybe they need the.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Underwear maybe I think, you know, I think it's great. No, No,
I like going command I love it. The only other
thing is for women, single women who are trying kind
to go out and meet people. There's something very sexy
if you can see some underwear, a bra, panty, if
you can see that, you like, there's nothing better than
having sort of this open blouse that you wear and
(07:14):
you can see like a little black bra moment just
to peak of that. That's very very sexy. That's like,
oh oh we're in the bedroom, super dude and super sexy. Yeah,
what's the comment.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I guess I know what I'm wearing tonight. Very good.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I like when you wear that, all right? Good.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
So we say no to underwear.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
No, no, I'm good with commando. No wonder yeah, good
commando in shorts guy for a guy A no no, no,
that's that's an absolutely no.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I just feel like, in the same way that I'm
telling you, if I'm wearing something that that could be
sheer or short, that I will adjust accordingly. I mean
men should be doing the same thing. The thing is
is that your clothing should not make someone else uncomfortable, right,
So yeah, you don't like wearing underwear. Don't wear the underwear.
(08:15):
But if you if you're a dude and you're wearing
shorts and they don't have like a liner in them,
sit down and check it out before you leave the house.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I remember in the seventies when running was a big thing,
and they came out with these shorts called dolphin shorts.
I remember remember dolphin shorts.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
They went up on the side.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
They were super short, very short, and you would invariably
hang out with a group of guys and then you'd
be sitting there at an event and a guy would be,
you know, cross leg sitting and all of a sudden, Oh,
there's a testicle. Suddenly a testicle has joined us. And
(08:54):
you know what as sexy as various things can be.
A testicle that's not sexy, No, not to sexy a testicle.
There's some things just not you know, isolated on its own.
I don't care if you're gay or straight. A testicle
is not sexy.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
No, No, I don't really understand the anatomy of how
that's popping out, but I don't really want to.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Oh it's on the side, you know, it pops you look,
I'm sitting here. Yeah, and the main vein is down
towards the center or to the right, maybe even going
inside immediately and then sitting on the groin is a
testicle that has now just passed out.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
I understand.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah, yeah, the chickens laid the egg.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Got it.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yeah, And it's just it's not good, not good to
be very careful with that.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
But listen underwear to me, like when I think about
Little House on the Prairie, Right, they had one dress
but they wore every day. They only had the dress,
and then they had another dress that they wore to
church on Sunday. Right, they had the two dresses, so
you had to wear the underwear underneath.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
But it was the size and coverage of a dress.
Remember those dresses.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
They it was like a slip slip and they call
them drawers, right, So it was almost like panelons, right,
So like a panloon and like a slip.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I never really understood a slip. What what Why is
the slip? So why do you need that covering the belly?
And it for warmth?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
No, a slip is for it was like it's like underwear. Honestly,
it was to protect you from your clothing. You wear
a slip so that the material wasn't just on you.
It's like with babies. You put them in a onesie
and then you put the clothes on top of them.
That's how clothing used to be. And this under these
(10:42):
undergarments were to protect you from your clothing, or to
protect your clothing from you, because you didn't have that
many clothes, right, right, But as we've gone on in
the ears, the underwear has gotten smaller and smaller and smaller.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Well, it's interesting because when a guy wears an undershirt,
now it's just for a T shirt. It looks good
under a button down. You like that. I never do
it because it's too warm.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
I think it's sexy.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
It looks good, it does.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
We wear that.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I like that, But you can't see it, can you?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
You kind of know it's there.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
It's like the bron Yeah, it looks good. First of all,
if you have moves, it disappears the moves. Yeah. It
makes your body look much better when you wear an undershirt. Okay, yeah, anyway, that's.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Something sexy about it. I'm sure, although you know it's
not sexy.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
What guy, what is a tank top? Yeah? Did I
wear tank tops when I met you? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Yeah, so when we go. So we went on our.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
First to put this in the category of exposing my lifts.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Go ahead, wow, away together, and Terry was shredded, I
mean shredded. He was working out with Stallone's trainer.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yeah, was shredded.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
And he had a sick body, but I didn't know it.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah. By the way, I don't have a sick money now.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Yeah, but you were like thirty eight, Yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Have you seen what's going on here lately?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yes, that's exactly the same. Anyway, So we go to
San Francisco. We're going to the Mandarin Oriental and he
was like, oh, we'll get two rooms, whatever you want. Bullshit.
So we get to the hotel. There's only one room
and we get there and I remember I went in
bathroom and changed and we went out to dinner and
then all bets were off.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
That was it.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
And so it was quite an exciting night, I would say,
for both of us. But the next day we were
hanging out. Oh here we go, and we were getting
ready to go to NAPA, and he was laying on
the bed in a tank top. So no way out
in the.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Tank top all right. By the way, I've announcement to
make okay, and it's it's within the context of this conversation.
There's a new ozembic related disorder. What ozembic penis. It
is a thing. Really, I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Can I guess what it is? Although I don't know
because ozempic vulva I would have thought would be like
flabby lips. That's not your vulva. But you know what
I'm saying, I would think it would be like defeat.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
By the way, your vulv is the lips, I thought
those were the labia, Well what are the lips? Laby
is the I thought the vulv is like the Latin
term for lips. By the way, I just see no good.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
But isn't the volve The whole thing.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Volves the external labya, the internal internal.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
That's what I thought, lips anyway, go ahead, I understand.
So what I'm saying is I thought it was going
to be all flappy. I didn't realize there was going
to be these other things.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
So so, knowing that, oh, zembic penus penis, it's a thing, you.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Say that it has trouble getting hard.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
No, no, So what happens when you gain a lot
of weight to the exposure of the penis. I don't know.
It's kind of a buried penis syndrome. You hear the
very very obese men, you barely they haven't seen their
penis in a long time because the pubic area is
(14:09):
so chunky and the surrounding tissue, Oh.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Looks bigger.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
It looks bigger.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
So finally, Oh so men are going to now be
rushing to get ozemba because it's gonna make their penis
look good.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Men, I want to inform you ozembic penis is a
thing and it's good.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Isn't that so typical that for women it sucks and
for men it's a bonus. That is so typical.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Wow, So women on ozembic get screwed and men on
ozembic get a bigger looking penis.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Yeah, there's more show, there's.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
More, show, more show. Yeah, very nice.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
You're not more of a grower, but you're definitely more
of a shower with ozempi penis. So congratulations.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
And if you have a tank top on, all the better.
I really haven't been paying close attention since you're on Manjoro,
I better have a look tonight.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
You can have a look.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Okay, I'm gonna have a look.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
It's pretty impressive by the way. So, by the way,
so sur just shown me right. So uh so we've
learned some things we have Heather debro goes commando one
might not expect. Yes, and ozembic penis for those inclined.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Very good.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Hopefully each week we'll just keep learning and growing or showing.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
The more you know, the more you show.
I'm Heather Dubrow, I'm Terry.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
And we're gonna keep this between us, but not really.
And it's a bonus episode.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Oh I'm so excited.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Love a bonus episode, all right. During Monday Night football,
Charles Barkley said he is always going commando, and lots
of celebrities talk about this. Drew Barrymore said that she
often doesn't wear underwear, especially when she's wearing sweatpants, and
she admitted she loves it. Jenna bush Hager has defended
(00:35):
going out without underwear. She said it makes a prettier
silhouette and also you don't have to pack as much.
Brad Cooper admitted that he attended a White House state
dinner without wearing underwear due to his tuxpans weren't fitting
properly after he gained weight for a role. Well, you
know how I feel about underwear.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
You're very go commando.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I am very command first of all.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
You know, I have so many thoughts about that, and
I'll try not to be disgusting. One is the hygiene
component of it. You go commando. There is a purpose
to wearing underwear. It's a barrier between your butt and
your genitalia. And the clothing and when you're first, when you're.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Charles Barkley and your sweating.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Forget the sweating. Charles Barkley, I mean he's huge. Could
you imagine the package that's not being contained and so
he's not wearing something that's sort of holding him in,
so he's like lapping all over his.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Gen I see, well, not having a penis. I don't
really understand how this all was.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Charles Barkley, anything like that. A lot of those basketball
players were extra large. You know. The one thing about
the underwear is that they hold you.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
They hold you together.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I hold you together, you know the women.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I mean, I understand what you're saying. It's a barrier, right.
So you wouldn't want to wear the same pair of
pants every day or pantyhose, right, because then it's like
that would be like re wearing your underwear.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Right. But it's I think for a giant NBA basketball player,
it's about organizing your trunk into one. You're you're junk.
You're junk into one trunk. You're junk into one sort
of you know, smaller room so it just doesn't fly
down your leg.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Right, that's one. So it's about keeping everything contained. Two,
it's a barrier.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Three. You know, let's let's say you have to go
to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
What you leak?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I mean, you know, it's just how does it stop
you from going to the bathroom?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Well, I mean you ever looked in someone's underwear and
they have like a tiger skin mark? Is that discussed
skid mark? Now you've got skid mark on your pants
which is now two millimeters.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Don't have that problem. But to get out of the
potty part of it. This is what I mean. I'm
just being I know, but this is what how I
feel about it. First of all, I clean my clothes,
so that's not an issue. It's not like I'm wearing
the same pair of pants every day, right yep. So
I don't have an issue with that for me. For
(03:09):
women's underwear, women's underwear used to be like granny panties, right,
I completely understand the barrier of a granny panty. Here's
my problem with women's underwear. It has become the tiniest
of tiny little tryangs. Point anyway, with dental floss holding
it together? What is the point? Just it is so
(03:32):
uncomfortable and honestly, it can be very irritating to your
butt and your areas, and so I don't get it.
I'm more comfortable without it.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Well, the thing the concern I would have for women
is that you guys wear some very sheer material. Now
you may not know while you're trying it on or
buying it or going out that some of the lighting
that you may be encountering later that evening may actually
make your your area.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Well, we test that out, you do. Yeah, I even
ask you. I'm like, can you see the vagina?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Right? But a lot of times you'll be in a
red carpet. I don't shine red carpet lights at you, right,
but no, Look at Sidney Sweeney.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
With the nipples. But that's a thing. Yeah, but that's
a thing. There's a lot of women that she knows that. Yeah,
that's like on purpose that people like to free the nipple.
And there's a weird you know, guy girl thing where
you know, guys can show nipples and that's okay, but
women can't show nipples. It's a thing on Instagram too
that it would get buzzed out or flagged.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Well, it's also against the law, right, but why walk
around with your nipples exposed for a woman that's in
decent exposure.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Why is it okay for men and not okay for
women because it's a law, I know, but it doesn't
make sense they're both don't okay? Anyway, we'll move on
from that.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I can smoke marijuana in public, but you can you know? Yeah,
you can drink a beer at a restaurant. Can you
smoke marijuana at the restaurant? I don't think so well.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Could you smoke at all at a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Now, even in the patio where the smoking is allowed?
Can you smoke marijuana on a patio a bit?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I don't know. Can't, but it's legal, so you should
be able.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I think marijuana is legal, but I don't think you
can smoke marijuana patio at a restaurant.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Let me ask you a question. Let's let's just get
your experience. What percent of the time when you go out,
are you commando? Yeah? And sometimes you're even commando under
a relatively short skirt. I see. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
If I am wearing something that's sheer, yeah, I will
wear underwear, right, And if I'm wearing something that's crazy short,
I'm going to wear underwear. Because you don't want to
bend over, get out of the car and flash someone
something like that.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Right, I mean I one percent of the time I'm
commando unless I'm wearing scrubs and I always have underwear.
You have to wear underwear with scrubs to loose e goossy, Well.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Then that's gross because then you'll wear the same pair
of pants over and over again on a vacation. Why
is that?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Okay? Well, there's a detail. I know I talk too
much about the potty thing. But if I may, if
I have to do that kind of business, I actually
completely do a bathing situation in the bathroom. When I
leave the bathroom, I mean it's a full blown bath
full clean. Oh, I am like, you know what?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
You actually are very clean.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I'm super clean?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Well are you?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
So?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Are you? For people wearing underwear? Do you understand what
I'm saying about underwear? I just for women. I just
don't understand what the point is. Although I've talked about
this with my friends, half agree, and there's another faction
of my friends that are like, oh, does it doesn't
like the badge like rub up against you know, your
clothes or whatever. I think maybe if some women have
an audi, maybe they need the.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Underwear maybe I think, you know, I think it's great. No, No,
I like going command I love it. The only other
thing is for women, single women who are trying kind
to go out and meet people. There's something very sexy
if you can see some underwear, a bra, panty, if
you can see that, you like, there's nothing better than
having sort of this open blouse that you wear and
(07:14):
you can see like a little black bra moment just
to peak of that. That's very very sexy. That's like,
oh oh we're in the bedroom, super dude and super sexy. Yeah,
what's the comment.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I guess I know what I'm wearing tonight. Very good.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I like when you wear that, all right? Good.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
So we say no to underwear.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
No, no, I'm good with commando. No wonder yeah, good
commando in shorts guy for a guy A no no, no,
that's that's an absolutely no.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I just feel like, in the same way that I'm
telling you, if I'm wearing something that that could be
sheer or short, that I will adjust accordingly. I mean
men should be doing the same thing. The thing is
is that your clothing should not make someone else uncomfortable, right,
So yeah, you don't like wearing underwear. Don't wear the underwear.
(08:15):
But if you if you're a dude and you're wearing
shorts and they don't have like a liner in them,
sit down and check it out before you leave the house.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I remember in the seventies when running was a big thing,
and they came out with these shorts called dolphin shorts.
I remember remember dolphin shorts.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
They went up on the side.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
They were super short, very short, and you would invariably
hang out with a group of guys and then you'd
be sitting there at an event and a guy would be,
you know, cross leg sitting and all of a sudden, Oh,
there's a testicle. Suddenly a testicle has joined us. And
(08:54):
you know what as sexy as various things can be.
A testicle that's not sexy, No, not to sexy a testicle.
There's some things just not you know, isolated on its own.
I don't care if you're gay or straight. A testicle
is not sexy.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
No, No, I don't really understand the anatomy of how
that's popping out, but I don't really want to.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Oh it's on the side, you know, it pops you look,
I'm sitting here. Yeah, and the main vein is down
towards the center or to the right, maybe even going
inside immediately and then sitting on the groin is a
testicle that has now just passed out.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
I understand.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah, yeah, the chickens laid the egg.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Got it.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yeah, And it's just it's not good, not good to
be very careful with that.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
But listen underwear to me, like when I think about
Little House on the Prairie, Right, they had one dress
but they wore every day. They only had the dress,
and then they had another dress that they wore to
church on Sunday. Right, they had the two dresses, so
you had to wear the underwear underneath.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
But it was the size and coverage of a dress.
Remember those dresses.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
They it was like a slip slip and they call
them drawers, right, So it was almost like panelons, right,
So like a panloon and like a slip.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I never really understood a slip. What what Why is
the slip? So why do you need that covering the belly?
And it for warmth?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
No, a slip is for it was like it's like underwear. Honestly,
it was to protect you from your clothing. You wear
a slip so that the material wasn't just on you.
It's like with babies. You put them in a onesie
and then you put the clothes on top of them.
That's how clothing used to be. And this under these
(10:42):
undergarments were to protect you from your clothing, or to
protect your clothing from you, because you didn't have that
many clothes, right, right, But as we've gone on in
the ears, the underwear has gotten smaller and smaller and smaller.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Well, it's interesting because when a guy wears an undershirt,
now it's just for a T shirt. It looks good
under a button down. You like that. I never do
it because it's too warm.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
I think it's sexy.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
It looks good, it does.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
We wear that.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I like that, But you can't see it, can you?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
You kind of know it's there.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
It's like the bron Yeah, it looks good. First of all,
if you have moves, it disappears the moves. Yeah. It
makes your body look much better when you wear an undershirt. Okay, yeah, anyway, that's.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Something sexy about it. I'm sure, although you know it's
not sexy.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
What guy, what is a tank top? Yeah? Did I
wear tank tops when I met you? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Yeah, so when we go. So we went on our.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
First to put this in the category of exposing my lifts.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Go ahead, wow, away together, and Terry was shredded, I
mean shredded. He was working out with Stallone's trainer.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yeah, was shredded.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
And he had a sick body, but I didn't know it.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah. By the way, I don't have a sick money now.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Yeah, but you were like thirty eight, Yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Have you seen what's going on here lately?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yes, that's exactly the same. Anyway, So we go to
San Francisco. We're going to the Mandarin Oriental and he
was like, oh, we'll get two rooms, whatever you want. Bullshit.
So we get to the hotel. There's only one room
and we get there and I remember I went in
bathroom and changed and we went out to dinner and
then all bets were off.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
That was it.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
And so it was quite an exciting night, I would say,
for both of us. But the next day we were
hanging out. Oh here we go, and we were getting
ready to go to NAPA, and he was laying on
the bed in a tank top. So no way out
in the.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Tank top all right. By the way, I've announcement to
make okay, and it's it's within the context of this conversation.
There's a new ozembic related disorder. What ozembic penis. It
is a thing. Really, I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Can I guess what it is? Although I don't know
because ozempic vulva I would have thought would be like
flabby lips. That's not your vulva. But you know what
I'm saying, I would think it would be like defeat.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
By the way, your vulv is the lips, I thought
those were the labia, Well what are the lips? Laby
is the I thought the vulv is like the Latin
term for lips. By the way, I just see no good.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
But isn't the volve The whole thing.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Volves the external labya, the internal internal.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
That's what I thought, lips anyway, go ahead, I understand.
So what I'm saying is I thought it was going
to be all flappy. I didn't realize there was going
to be these other things.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
So so, knowing that, oh, zembic penus penis, it's a thing, you.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Say that it has trouble getting hard.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
No, no, So what happens when you gain a lot
of weight to the exposure of the penis. I don't know.
It's kind of a buried penis syndrome. You hear the
very very obese men, you barely they haven't seen their
penis in a long time because the pubic area is
(14:09):
so chunky and the surrounding tissue, Oh.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Looks bigger.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
It looks bigger.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
So finally, Oh so men are going to now be
rushing to get ozemba because it's gonna make their penis
look good.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Men, I want to inform you ozembic penis is a
thing and it's good.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Isn't that so typical that for women it sucks and
for men it's a bonus. That is so typical.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Wow, So women on ozembic get screwed and men on
ozembic get a bigger looking penis.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Yeah, there's more show, there's.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
More, show, more show. Yeah, very nice.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
You're not more of a grower, but you're definitely more
of a shower with ozempi penis. So congratulations.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
And if you have a tank top on, all the better.
I really haven't been paying close attention since you're on Manjoro,
I better have a look tonight.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
You can have a look.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Okay, I'm gonna have a look.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
It's pretty impressive by the way. So, by the way,
so sur just shown me right. So uh so we've
learned some things we have Heather debro goes commando one
might not expect. Yes, and ozembic penis for those inclined.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Very good.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Hopefully each week we'll just keep learning and growing or showing.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
The more you know, the more you show.
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