October 19, 2023 • 46 mins
The Big Money Players Comedy Hour hosted by Will Ferrell and Mario Lopez features clips of some of the funniest moments from Big Money Players podcasts like Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang, The Ron Burgundy Podcast, Bombing with Eric Andre, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The following program has been pre recorded. Hey everyone, it's
Will Ferrell here, and tonight, for the first time ever,
I'm taking over radio airwaves across the country to bring
America a very special, much needed dose of funny with
the Big Money Player's Comedy Hour, presented by Straight Talk Wireless. Yes,
iHeartRadio is giving me and my friend Mario Lopez a
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full hour to share some of my favorite bits that
have ever aired on my podcast network, Big Money Players,
and all I had to do was purchase every single
radio station. iHeartRadio owns all of them, which, uh has
been very difficult. I'm completely overleveraged financially, but let's not
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talk about that. I did it. From Bowen Yang to
Eric Andre to Nicki Glazer, the host of some of
my favorite Big Money Players podcasts, will share stories and
bits that will have you rolling with laughter like you're
in a fancy, big city comedy club, but you're not
unless you are, which would be weird. If that's the case,
turn this off and tip your waiter. And if that
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weren't enough, Tonight, I'm also introducing the Big Money Players Circle,
a group of the most exciting new comedians popping off
on social media right now. My kids told me they
high key stand them because their comedy slaps. None of
it will be mid Look. I don't know what that means.
I'll never know what that means, but I don't need
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to because I own every radio station now. So sit back, relax,
and get ready to laugh. It's the Big Money Player's
Comedy Hour and it's gonna be busting' Is that a
good thing?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Thanks?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Will, I'm super sited to be here tonight to help
you and the Big Money Players bring some much needed
laughter to the millions of folks listening right now and
over the next hour, We're gonna share some hilarious bits
from some of the funniest podcasts in America, all shows
that are part of Will's Big Money Players podcast network.
We got Nicky Glacier, then That's Bayer, Rory Scovel, and
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even yes, the legendary Ron Virgundy. These clips are gonna
make you laugh so hard you're gonna have to listen
to one of those soothing ASMR podcasts made up of
just blowing and tapping to calm you down. For the
next hour, we got nothing but comedy. Thanks to Straight
Talk Wireless, there's no hidden cost just hidden savings. That's
a straight talk talking and perhaps most exciting of all
is well mentioned. Tonight marks the announcement of the Big
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Money Players Circle, a handpick group of fresh new comedians
that are absolutely crushing it on social media right now.
And we're going to tell you more about the hilarious
group later in the hour when we sit down to
chat with comedian and veteran Big Money player Ellie Kemper.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
From the Born to Love podcast.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
But first, let's get right into some hilarious straight talk
from our favorite Big Money Players podcast. Right now, Let's
kick things off with a particularly fabulous clip from Bowen
Yang and Matt Rodgers, who you may know collectively as
Las contaristas. The two comics sat down with singer Kelly
Clarkson to find out what made her the incredible performer
she is today. That's right, the boys went deep and
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Kelly was game. Here's what you had to say, What.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Made you the person you are?
Speaker 6 (03:03):
Like, whether that's like a movie, a musical artist, something
that stands out that now you can trace back and
be like that was the beginning of me.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
It's a big question.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I know, I know, but it's the question is this
like the moment where you feel like you found your thing.
Is that kind of it? Okay, so okay, I felt
like I could. I don't know. It was like that
was the chair by the way, talk about No, I
don't know. I'm thinking of two moments, like.
Speaker 7 (03:31):
One whenever I was younger and the first time I
saw this is so basic, but like it was when
I first saw Sound of Music.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Oh my god, No, I know, I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (03:41):
I'm like, I love it so much. It's like one
of my favorite things. And by the way, when my
kids loved it, I felt like a successful.
Speaker 8 (03:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:49):
But I think that was one of the moments that
I've felt like just entertainment and just that world of
pretend in that world like musically, I thought it was
magical and like the relationship up with the Von Traffic,
I just thought it was like very cool. But like
for me personally, like a moment I experienced was honestly,
I sang at this thing in like junior high and
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everyone was singing, like I didn't feel like special at
this point, Like you know what I'm saying. I didn't
feel everybody had their moment to shine during this performance
thing that we were doing at school and I got
up there and it just was like amazing all my friends.
Just to be on stage in the same energy with
all my friends, just like loving to sing, picking songs,
the art of all of it, like figuring it out,
who was the sequence of the show, like all of that. Yeah,
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it was just it was very fun to me. And
I got up there. I remember its visional of love.
I sang visual carry because why not? And I love
that Gus. I appreciate that, Gus.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
Oh my god, I'm a Lamb. I'm like a diet
in the world. Lamb the Butterfly album.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Every with do I Know in my soul?
Speaker 7 (04:53):
People ask me why I don't cover her, and I'm
like one, Sometimes it's hard to clear songs to you
don't want to because it's like why am I going
near that? But the main reason is it's I'm almost
incapable of not mimicking God, Like you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I grew up on it so much.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
Like it's like if I sing like She or Whitney
us sinner like, it's hard to deter from the route.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
I know because that's what taught me.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
Yeah, I want to hear you do Oh my god
if you.
Speaker 7 (05:26):
Like not Oh my gosh, hello she is that sultry
sexy and that guys name another artist that's.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
That successful that wrote it all.
Speaker 7 (05:40):
All arranges it, arranges it writes it a lot of
our favorite artists, Like, you know, I write a lot,
but I don't write all of it. I'm saying, like,
nothing wrong with that, not even bashing myself for others,
but no, shade, it's just what an amazing moment.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, the thing is.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
And to have the number one Christmas song for like
all time.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
It shut up.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
But underneath the tree than.
Speaker 9 (06:07):
The year it came out, we did a whole sketch
show called Popular and every transition song was underneath the tree.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Thank you excellent it was. I was trying my best
to like give it.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
Because it was actually more of a tie into that
wall of yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Merry Christmas, Yeah, yeah, baby please come Home. I couldn't
think of it. Wow, for a billion dollars.
Speaker 9 (06:31):
For a billion you know, Pitchfork ranked Baby Please Come
Home right below Olive On for Christmas? Is you for
like you know, the top recent podcast.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
That's the thing is.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
It's like it's not just that song, it's that whole
Christmas album that's like, I know album can we talk about?
Speaker 3 (06:45):
I believe it's track number five. Oh my god, Oh
my god, Oh my god, it's my favorite cold. I
don't even want you tell me. I'm gonna get it.
I feel like a light down. I'm not a lamb
right now. I'm a loser. But while we're looking up,
did you listen to her without You Christmas?
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Or I haven't?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
No, no, no, no, wait, oh my god, it's like
my favorite?
Speaker 10 (07:05):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Miss you most is the best?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Look?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
I love. All I want for Christmas is you, but
miss you most.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
At Christmas time? Yes?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
How dare she? How dare she? But she said it?
Speaker 7 (07:18):
And I this is honestly like I don't write in
the same room with people. I have really done that
twice in my life because I'm just not a vulnerable
writer and so just sometimes I'm.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
Just you like to bring stuff that you have done
to someone.
Speaker 7 (07:30):
Oh yeah, like even this whole record, Like if I'm
like any song you see me on, I've pretty much
written the lyrics and melodies just on my own alone.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Like it's just so.
Speaker 7 (07:37):
But anyway, I start telling Mariah about my process, and
I'm like, did I just and then I walked away
in there like do you realize you just kind of
said no to like writing? And I was like, wait what?
And I was like, I didn't say no.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I just was explaining.
Speaker 7 (07:48):
I just say whatever's well. And I was like, oh god,
I can't write in a room together. And I walked
away and my people were like, do you realize that
you kind of just like said no?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Like wait what?
Speaker 9 (07:58):
We're the same because I do this all the time.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
I don't even mean to say that. I was just explained.
I'm just so nervous, Like I was like, I don't
even know what I said.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Now, whether or not you like love or adore Mariah,
you gotta give her credit for paving the way. And
it sounds like that Las school Abatista's Fellas and Kelly
Clarkson are all in. You're listening to the Big Money
Players Comedy Hour, featuring some of the most entertaining clips
from Will Ferrell's Big Money Players podcast network, and I
got a very special Will Farrell infused treat for y'all.
Right now, This next clip comes to us from The
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Pen Palace podcast with comic hosts Rory Scovel and Daniel
Van Kirk chatting with their guests, the one and only
Will Ferrell.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Here's a bit in wish.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
The three of them chat about spanking the Partridge Family
and well getting spanked. Well watching the Partridge Family.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
You'll hear what I mean.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Enjoy.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I'm gonna date myself once again. Are you a huge
Partridge Family? Yeah? Fan? As a kid, Danny, that was
my favorite show.
Speaker 11 (08:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (08:50):
I was.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I feel like it was spring, it was getting light. Later,
I was out playing beyond when I was supposed to.
Mom Fat was like, I was supposed to be home
for dinner. It was late. She's like, I told you
too many times. You have a choice. You miss his
Partridge Family or you get a spanking. WHOA. I was like,
I'm taking the spanking. Really, yeah, took the spanking because
you wanted to watch that show. And she looked at
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I remember the look of bewilderment on her face and
she's like, really you love this show. I was like,
I'm not going to miss that show and I just
it was like little kid, bad movie acting. And she
gave me the spanking and just was sobbing on the
couch watching the.
Speaker 12 (09:31):
Partridge thinking I want you did win you're like Denzel
and Glory.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
And and she was trying not to laugh, but it
wasn't so hard. I remember thinking it was just a
shock that it actually happened. That's why I was crying.
Didn't really hurt that much. I think now what people
don't fact her in did it for me in any way?
I have no idea I would.
Speaker 11 (09:58):
Get I would be not because you chose yeah, you
have an option, yeah, right, you had agency, honest exactly,
which I bet, Honest to god, it probably makes a
huge difference.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I don't think I've ever done any spanking on our
our boys.
Speaker 13 (10:12):
I think your mom then went to your dad because
of your dedication to the Partridge family when she goes,
we have the greatest bargaining chip of all time.
Speaker 10 (10:19):
He doesn't even know that.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
He showed us his cards. We've got him. You take
Partridge away. We owned Yeah, we own him.
Speaker 11 (10:27):
So you were saying it's super easy to not in.
Speaker 13 (10:30):
The short answer of this, and also asking me specifically, Uh,
we decided we weren't going to spank, and we decided
to go the route of communication. And I did think
that was going to be difficult because that's not how
I was raised. So I wasn't coming from a place
of experience on how to parent like that, But.
Speaker 11 (10:44):
By communication, you mean you get down to their level
and you go you're a loser.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
You yeah, and verbal spurt.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Now after that clip, I'll never be able to watch
an old episode of The Partridge Family in the same way.
What a story from Will Ferrell on Rory Schooville and
Daniel Vankerik's Big Money Players the Pinpal podcast Keep It
Rolling with Eric Andre, who has a hilarious story he
told on his podcast Bombing with Eric Andre about a
particularly distracting audience member at one of his gigs, Enjoy.
Speaker 12 (11:11):
I went to Columbus, Ohio one time to do a gig.
It was It was at a small venue. It felt
like almost like a sports bar. But they had a stage.
I had a proper stage and a mic, and they
did book me like they flew me out. They paid
me like a decent check. Place is packed. I'm doing well.
There's this super drunk white girl in the front and
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like front row texting the whole time, talking oblivious to
me on stage, oblivious of the gesus part of a show.
And I'm like trying to like roast her politely to
be like, hey, I'm in the middle of work right now, sweetie,
like doing like little things like that, like playfully, like
she's being belligerent and texting, and I go, give me
your phone, and she said okay, okay, and then I
(11:54):
grabbed her phone. I looked up mom in her contacts
and I texted. I texted Mom, I've always had a
thing for dad. And the crowd erupts, like I was like,
I'm gonna hold your phone up here until your mom
starts responding. Her mom starts responding. Then I give her
phone back, thinking like that, you've been reprimanded. Now you
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can you can do damage control with your mom. You
can say that, you know, that's her opportunity to be like, oh, comedian,
grab my phone. And then she was so drunk, I
don't think she processed anything that happened. And she just
kept blabbing away and kept being annoying. So I can
give me your phone, and I go, hey, everybody, I'm
gonna pass this phone around. Let's pass it around the
whole audience and just text any text her mom, text
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her dad, text anybody in her phone, anything you want,
and like hundreds of kids got access to her phone
and texting god knows what. I have no idea what
the kids did. Then the phone, the phone got back
to her, and she's kind of like in and out
and then she's like grabs her phone. She starts looking
at it, and I see her turn like bugs bunny
thermometer red with anger, with like drunken anger and like
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like inhaling all the foul texts these college kids are
probably sending to like every one of her friends and
family and anyone in her phone ex boyfriends, old bosses,
people she currently works with, who knows, who knows what.
Speaker 10 (13:12):
Jivajimonopop Like, yeah, I'll just like heinous debris that these people,
these vitriol that whatever.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
I have no idea.
Speaker 12 (13:23):
I'm not responsible entirely for what they said, but like
just heinous crimes against humanity. So I see her just reacting,
and then I just go back and I'm like kind
of clocking it out of the corner of my eye
and I just go back to my set, like, hey,
what's up with the duelibbity blue or whatever. Then she
just jumps on stage and swings like a big haymaker
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at me, and I like, whoa and like matrix tight
sheet out of the way. She almost punched me right
in the face. And then I'm like looking at security,
like help help me. And then like some college kids
just kind of like dragged her as security because yeah,
it was Yeah, I was like the security didn't need
to help. They were like cracking up in the background.
They're like this guy's crazy.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Man.
Speaker 12 (14:05):
I was like, no, help me out right now, and
I had some like eighteen year old kids like help
me out. So like the kids like kind of like
dragged her out. And but like the crowd is a
eruptive at this point. It was actually a really good
set and the crowd's erupted and I kind of ended
early after that. I was like, there's not really any
jokes I can do after this. I can't go back
to like be like did you see Game of Thrones?
Speaker 10 (14:25):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 8 (14:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (14:26):
I was like, the set's gonna be short, but whatever,
I'm going out on a high. And then as I'm
leaving the venue, she's outside in the hallway and she
looks at me like none of that ever even happened,
and she was like, what so can I get a
sound failing you? And I was like really, it is
like her brain just control all deleted everything.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
And she was like, what's up. She's like I had
a great time.
Speaker 10 (14:50):
Did do do?
Speaker 12 (14:51):
And like no anger? She was just like whoa that
was fun? Like comedy, That's what a comedy show is.
Like I was like, didn't I Just like just enjoy
your life.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Great stuff from comic Eric Andre, who certainly knows how
to pull a prank, as also evidence most recently by
his performance on the ABC Show Prank Panel with Johnny
Knoxville and Gabori Sidabey. Very funny stuff. If you haven't
seen it, We're gonna have plenty more comedy for you
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Speaker 15 (15:47):
You are listening to the Big Money Players Comedy Hours
with Mario Lopez, presented by straight Talk Wireless.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
This next clip features another hilarious host with the podcast
on the network, Nicki Glacier. You may know Nicki as
the whole of f Boy Island on HBO Max, from
the TV series The Mass Singer, or her numerous comedy specials.
She's super funny and also happens to be pretty good kids.
Check out this next funny clip and you'll hear what
I mean.
Speaker 16 (16:11):
Last night we were doing this thing. We were at
the soccer game and my sister brought her kids, and
so it's kind of like babysitting the whole time and
kind of corralling these little kids running around, and he's
so good with kids. I've never seen a little girl
love her aunt's boyfriend. To me, I would have been like, Eh,
who's this guy, Like my aunt's a boyfriend? I don't
even know what that is, like this weird guy. But
she was so obsessed with them. She wouldn't say goodbye
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to me.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
She's four.
Speaker 16 (16:32):
She just would say she would call me poopy, and
then she would go like bye Chris, and she kept
like giving him hugs, and I was just like, what's happening.
So we started playing telephone where I would whisper something
and then she would go whisper at him and tell him.
And it's a fun game with kids because it makes
them run back and forth, so it's less having to
like hold them and wrangle them. So at one point
she comes up to me and she can delivers a
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message from Chris, and she goes, will you marry me?
Speaker 8 (16:55):
Just kidding.
Speaker 15 (16:58):
So funny.
Speaker 17 (17:00):
I just hit me Like, one of the reasons I
think you guys are good is like because both of
you guys do that thing where you just play those
dumb games I used to do with you all the time.
I had this friend, my friend Carol from high school
was like one of my favorite people in the world.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
And her daughter.
Speaker 17 (17:15):
We ran into her daughter at Starbucks and this was
a long time ago when you were there with me
and she was talking about going to cheerleading camp and
me and Nikki just immediately started doing this bit where
Nicki's like, well, I.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Mean I want to go.
Speaker 17 (17:26):
I'm like, well he can't go, Nicki. She's like, well
I could go.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
I could go.
Speaker 16 (17:30):
Is there age do they say that I can't?
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Yeah, they're just laughing and Nicky's playing it right.
Speaker 17 (17:36):
She's like, no, I mean, do you want me to
do a cheer I can don too late. And then
Chris Chris did this thing at a show we were
doing I think I told you about it, where he
was like, somehow we got this thing going, We're just
annoying everybody where Chris was like speaking like fake Italian
h yes, and I was I was interpreting for.
Speaker 18 (17:58):
My friend here.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
It thinks that you have a very ver verio verdio.
Speaker 17 (18:02):
He likes the pizza pie And I was like, what
my friend is trying to say is he wants he
wants to know if you'd like a piece of pizza.
Speaker 19 (18:10):
And I love Chris because he will. He stayed with
me for half an hour and it was there was
everybody was so sick of it when.
Speaker 16 (18:22):
You guys are doing bits where I literally just go,
Where's where are kids that I can play.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
With because this is this is true immature for me.
Speaker 16 (18:29):
I want to play telephone with Poppy because this is intolerable.
Speaker 20 (18:34):
There.
Speaker 16 (18:34):
Yeah, there was one that he was doing on the
phone with me where he kept sending me jokes and
I couldn't get out of it. I'd go like ha
ha ha, and then ask a normal question. He'd keep
responding with a joke, and it got to the point
where I just wrote him back and I said, this
is fun, but this is borderline not funny anymore, and
I don't want to be a part of it. Like
I had to get like stern with him, like please
stop this bit, And.
Speaker 17 (18:53):
That's when you got a double down.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
And then it gets funny.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
That was a fun clip from the Nicky Glacier podcast,
host by well not another than Nikki Glacier. It's a
big money player's comedy our presented by straight Talk Wireless.
And in just a moment or two, we're gonna talk
with another funny female big money player, Ellie Kemper, who
you may know as the co host of the Born
to Love podcast or from the hit TV show The
Office or Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. She's gonna be telling us
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all about the Big Money Player's Circle, a collective of
social media comics rounded up and curated by Will Ferrell's
Big Money Players podcast network.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
For your enjoyment, you are listening.
Speaker 15 (19:27):
To the Big Money Players Comedy Hour with Mario Lopez,
presented by straight Talk Wireless.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
I hope you've been enjoying all the bits in podcast clips.
We're about to raise the stakes tenfold. Tonight also marks
the introduction of The Big Money Players Circle, a handpig
group of pipe and hot comedians that are lighting social
media on fire right now and at long last, our
very own Tanya Rad and ej are speaking with comic
and veteran Big Money Player Ellie Kemper from the Born
to Love podcast to tell you all about the new
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collective and four of its newest members.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
Ellie, thank you so much for joining us. Tonight's a
big night. How are you feeling.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
I'm feeling excited, I feel ecstatic. I feel excited and ecstatic.
I'm feeling both things at once. It's a momentous occasion.
Speaker 21 (20:12):
It is very exciting. You know, I really want to
talk to you about I love podcasts like I am
a huge podcast girly and the concept of yours Born
to Love is so interesting because I feel like it
changes with every guest.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
That you have.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
That's exactly right. I co host this podcast with my
friends Scott Ecker. We've known each other for years, for decades,
so we're very good friends. And the premise of our
show is that each week a guest comes on and
talks about something that they love. So yeah, by definition,
every episode is going to have a different subject, a
different topic. And what I have found in co hosting
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the show is it's like so easy to talk to
people because they're talking about something they love, so they
want to gush over it. They're like eager to talk.
Speaker 21 (21:00):
Your podcast, Born to Love is a part of the
Big Money Players podcast network on iHeartRadio, and I wanted
you to tell us a little bit more about kind
of how you got involved with the network and how
you came to be like a part of it.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Yes, so, Big Money Players Network is Will Ferrell's podcast
network and it's in partnership with iHeartRadio. And when Scott
and I were going out with our show, we thought, okay,
we approached Big Money Players with our idea and they
got it and it was like we were on the
same page completely in terms of sensibility and style and tone.
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And I'm so happy. It's been a real pleasure working
with them because for many reasons, and one is that
we get to be in the same group, you know,
kind of shoulder to shoulder with other fantastic podcasts like
Will Ferrell himself his Ron Burgundy podcast and last Culturistas
with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang Nicki Glazer podcast.
Speaker 5 (21:50):
So we understand that tonight Will Ferrell and the Big
Money Players are announcing the creation of the Big Money
Players Circle. Tell us more about that and its purpose.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
This is such a great idea. I'm not surprised they
came up with it. The whole idea behind the Big
Money Player Circle is to elevate and support a new
generation of comedians. And these comedians are making a name
for themselves on social media like Instagram, TikTok, and I
feel like that's where a lot of people are looking
for comedy these days. And it's so nice because in
(22:21):
a medium like that, the creation of content is so
much more accessible. You don't need expensive cameras or film
crews or a ton of money. You just need an idea,
a funny character and a cell phone and then you can,
you know, put it out there for the world to see.
And so the way Big Money Players Circle is operating
(22:41):
is that they want to expand the circle of comedians
that you know Big Money Players already sort of has sponsored,
and they want to include the funniest up and coming
comedians on social media. So I think the whole idea
behind it is aiming to get more people to discover
how great these new people are.
Speaker 5 (22:59):
Tightish about the Big Money Players Circle live.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Show, Okay, I am so excited for this because not only,
like I mentioned, there will be a live showcase of
the first four inductees into the Big Money Player Circle,
but also we get Scott and I get to do
a live taping of the Born to Love podcast with
a very special guest who I can't reveal yet. It's
(23:23):
my mom. No, it's not my someone equally special.
Speaker 21 (23:27):
So Ali, we've been talking about it, but can you
tell us where the Big Money Player's Live Show with
Straight Talk Wireless is going to be? We want to
know the date, the time, and the place.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Yes, the Big Money Players Live Show with Straight Talk
Wireless is going to be in New York City on Sunday,
November twelfth, at seven thirty pm at the hard Rock Hotel.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
Ellie, A pleasure. You did so good.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Yeah, thank you so much, thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
The Big Money Player Circle sounds great. I'm gonna have
to go check out all those comics as soon as
I can. It's some fun stuff right there. In the meantime,
we've got another great podcast clip coming in. There's a
really fun one from Ellie Camper's podcast Born to Love,
a show she co hosts with Scott Eckert, features a
chat with Ellie's former office cast made Jenni Fisher, who
explains why she loves Keanu Reeves but only for his
(24:12):
action films.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Here's why.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Listen.
Speaker 22 (24:14):
And you know, here's the crazy thing what I said
where I said my love of Keanu Reeves movies is nuanced.
I do not watch his romance films.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Interesting, I am.
Speaker 22 (24:23):
Not interested in experiencing Keanu Reeves in a romantic lead
sort of way. I really just prefer him in peril
and dealing with perilous situations.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
That makes perfect sense.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
And now that you've said it, I'm not sure I
want to see him in that role either.
Speaker 22 (24:42):
Because it's not a love crush. No, that's not what
draws me to his film. Yes, it is the human
volume that he is in dangerous situations.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
That's what gets me.
Speaker 10 (24:55):
Now.
Speaker 22 (24:55):
I'll say, I don't know, if you've seen the John
Wick movies, you've never seen some one fall down so
many flights of stairs. It's constant falling down flights of stairs.
Like john Wick four has a sequence that is close
to twenty minutes long, and it's just him trying to
get from the bottom of these steps to the top,
(25:16):
and assassins are just coming left and right, constantly coming
at him on these stairs, and they keep knocking him
down the stairs, and he just keeps getting up, just
like the grit and resolved to get to the top
of the stairs. It's like a metaphor for me waking
up in the morning and getting my kids.
Speaker 23 (25:35):
Out the door for school.
Speaker 24 (25:36):
Right just things are.
Speaker 22 (25:38):
Just knocking me off that goal constantly. I'm like, I
have to ky onu this. There's nothing that's gonna knock
me down to the bottom of stairs. I'm getting to
the top today, and the kids are getting to school.
If they have to eat breakfast in the car, We're
getting there.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Yeah, when that cool?
Speaker 4 (25:53):
And you know what, Jenna's right, never thought just how
much Keanu falls downstairs in any given John Wick movie.
That dedication. That's something inspirational stuff right there. Keano needs
to start his own religion. All right, take a little break.
I'm going to come back very soon with an especially
hilarious bit from the very ringleader of the Big Money
Players podcast network himself, Will Ferrell.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Hey everyone, it's Will Ferrell here. I hope you're enjoying
the comedy hour as much as I am.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Is it just me?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Or is this going exceedingly well, much better than you
could even imagine, Much better than I thought? Trust me,
when we started this thing, I was thinking, oh boy,
I don't know if this is gonna fly. But I
think it's going pretty good. I'm really enjoying myself. But
here's the only thing that's kind of weighing heavy on
my mind is so I own all these radio stations now,
(26:39):
and wow, it's a lot more radio stations than I thought.
I should have looked at the fine that the paperwork.
I mean, there's a lot of iHeart rate gosh. I mean,
I'm proud of it. I'm proud of that. I own
all of them. It's a point of pride, for sure,
but it's a ton of work. It's like a full
time job, and I've got other things I have to do.
(26:59):
Not mention if I can really be honest with you,
really be honest with you. I'm broke. I'm totally broke.
I think iHeart would have let me do this without
me having to purchase all the radio stations. I am
tapped out completely. If anyone from my Heart's listening, do
you want to buy back some of the radio stations,
just like half of them. Let's just go fifty to
(27:22):
fifty because it's way too many stations for me. I
already know it. I'm gonna have to make one hundred
movies a year just to get back in the black. Anyway,
that's my thing. You shouldn't worry about that. Just enjoy
the rest of the night, and we've got more comedy
coming up next.
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Speaker 15 (28:08):
You are listening to The Big Money Players Comedy Hour
with Mario Lopez, presented by straight Talk Wireless.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Boy, do we have a.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
Treat for you Right now? We're about to hear a
clip from the Man, the Myth, the Legend, America's favorite anchorman,
Ron Burgundy. This classic is from the Ron Burgundy Podcast,
specifically the time that Ron and his producer recorded in
an entire episode while stuck in an elevator. Can't make
this stuff up, people, or maybe you can? Yeah, actually
you very much can. Either way, Here's a clip from
(28:35):
the Ron Burgundy podcast on The Big Money Players Comedy Hour.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Choo Choo Choker Choker Choker Chucker Joo Choo Choo.
Speaker 24 (28:44):
Koger, What time are they going to be here? Okay,
because we call them twenty minutes ago.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Chug a chucker, choot ju.
Speaker 24 (28:50):
We're stuck in between.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Four all aboard the Ron Burgundy podcast.
Speaker 25 (28:55):
I used to train sounds, That's what those were, because
just like a bumpy, swerving train ride, there is never
a dull moment on this podcast.
Speaker 24 (29:05):
Who are the local authorities? Because? And do you even
have a number to call back on?
Speaker 25 (29:09):
As you can hear, Carolina is currently using the elevator
telephone to call some local firefighters, police officers, maybe even
a priest to read us our last rites. Because you
guessed it, folks, we are currently stuck on an elevator.
We are stuck in between the eighty sixth and eighty
(29:30):
seventh floors of the TIMEX building. As you know, our
podcast studio is on the ninetieth floor, and we are
We are currently stuck. And I think we were just
returning from a field piece and so that's why I
have we have audio equipment with us.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Carolina is handling the situation, thank you.
Speaker 24 (29:49):
Yes, they said they'd call back in twenty with an update.
I don't know. I guess we should just sit tight.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Until then, So twenty minutes we're going to be in here.
Speaker 24 (29:59):
Yeah, most likely, Yeah.
Speaker 25 (30:01):
Most likely twenty minutes. All right, Well, that's just too bad.
That's really too bad because we had, folks, we had
President Jimmy Carter in the studio today and we were
going to interview him on what he thinks on everything
that's happened this year. Do we have word to Jimmy
Carter to police.
Speaker 23 (30:19):
That's a little misleading. We have the president of the
San Diego County Farm Bureau up in the studio, and coincidentally,
his name happens to be Jimmy Carter, so it's not president,
it's not the President of the United States.
Speaker 25 (30:30):
And this year Jimmy Carter president, it's been a crazy
one for him. My god, he had to rule on
the San Diego Miniature Horse competition, and let me tell you,
there might have been checkered blankets and straw baskets, but that.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Was no picnic.
Speaker 25 (30:46):
A lot of tough decisions that day for mister President Carter.
Everyone thought that Pippi Longstocking, a beautiful mayor with a
chestnut Maine, was going to win, and it was actually
the black beauty Napoleon, who took home the blue ribbon.
Speaker 8 (30:59):
And it was a.
Speaker 25 (31:00):
Crazy night, crazy night, the anxiety, the fervor, and the crowd.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
It just was electra. I broke up two fights and
then the headlines were crazy. Anyway. I tried to stay
out of politics, but that contest was stolen, no question
about it. Don't you think so, Caroline?
Speaker 24 (31:18):
I think that doesn't really matter.
Speaker 25 (31:21):
So we are, yes, we're just giving giving me a
little room. Absolutely, we're gonna move over away from this man.
Uh we are just so the listeners know. We are
also uh in the elevator, stuck with us our two
other people. Uh so, can I ask you your name?
It's Owen, Thank you, Owen.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
And then this uh, this lovely young woman over here.
Speaker 8 (31:44):
Marilyn Maria lupert Is scenario.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
I did not get that you're gonna have to can
you can you give that to me again?
Speaker 24 (31:50):
My fusty?
Speaker 7 (31:58):
Okay?
Speaker 25 (31:58):
But in English?
Speaker 3 (32:01):
A mad lola, A Marilyn Maria.
Speaker 25 (32:06):
I believe your name is Maria.
Speaker 8 (32:07):
A medicine Loupe, my boy, Marylyn, Marilyn sa perees pro
medice and lupe medicine Lola.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Oh and do you speak Spanish because I don't.
Speaker 25 (32:21):
I don't I think, Carolina, I don't know, but welcome anyway.
And where if I if I could just ask where
where are you? Where are you headed today?
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Headed to my therapist's office.
Speaker 24 (32:34):
I have a therapy appointment.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Oh and now you're stuck in an elevator. I suffer
from claustrophobia. Oh, this is a nightmare. This is a
living nightmare.
Speaker 26 (32:45):
Yeah, it's uh, it's just it's hard to breathe and
I'm just trying to not have a panic. I start
a panic, folks, Just to describe this, this is a
very tight elevator.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
This elevator is four feet by eight feet and.
Speaker 25 (33:02):
A very low ceiling.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
It's a very cheaply made elevator. It looks like it's
about a six foot ceiling. So we're it's a bit
of a hot box. The more you talk about it,
the more it just sort of okay, we won't.
Speaker 10 (33:13):
Like us.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
All yeah, if everyone, thank you, mad talk, thank you,
thank you. Well, So here we are.
Speaker 24 (33:27):
We're just going to I guess we should just keep
going with the show after we have to bank this
episode the best.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Of it, right, I didn't.
Speaker 11 (33:44):
Okay, that.
Speaker 25 (33:48):
Was quite oh man, all right, everyone, all right, I
felt like we dropped fifteen floors at least. Do we
need to count the authorities?
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Do you need to get back on the phone or.
Speaker 24 (34:02):
I mean, yeah, I can.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
First let me let me get to my restaurant review segment.
Speaker 25 (34:08):
Okay, let's just do that, all right, get that out
of the way, because if I forget to do it,
we'll never get to it.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
I'm so glad that Will, I mean, Ron Burgundy was
eventually able to get out of that elevator. The man's
a national treasure, our greatest living news anchorman. All Right,
we're gonna have plenty more comedy for you to come
when we returned from these quick words from our sponsor.
Speaker 6 (34:26):
You are listening to The.
Speaker 15 (34:27):
Big Money Player's Comedy Hour with Mario Lopez, presented by
Straight Talk Wireless.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
Here's another amazing clip from the Big Money Players podcast network,
this time featuring the man himself, Will Ferrell. Will joined
his fellow SNL alum Vanessa Bayer and her brother Jonah
Bayer on their most excellent Big Money Players podcast, How
Did We Get Weird? Talk about the time he briefly
became a thief as a kid and how it inspired
a failed prank on SNL producer Lauren Michaels here it is.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
I have a money story too. I have two money stories, right,
so yes, I can totally identify with that. Felt like
we were running out of five five hundred dollars bills. Yeah,
there was in plenty of hundreds, but the five hundreds
would go through quickly.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
I okay, okay, maybe there were less.
Speaker 20 (35:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
There was a neighborhood across the street from the apartment
complex I grew up in was Damber Drugs, and I
was walking through the toy section. One day. You could
buy refills of Monopoly money.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
I've never heard of that.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Wow, let's just say it's the only time I've ever shoplifted.
I took a stack of five hundreds, I stole fake money,
and I put in my pocket. I walked out really stiffly.
I'm sure if there was a camera, I'd be like
the worst kid actor. Very I'm just do to do.
I'm walking out of the drug store, no need to
(35:42):
look over here. And then I ran home and I
stole Monopoly to add to our games. We had plenty
of five hundreds.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Oh my god, And you still remember it? You still,
of course I.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Still remember it.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
But a big yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
And then I brought I didn't realize we're gonna be
talking about money, But is this the other story? I
brought my favorite Christmas present that I got this year
from my wife. It's a little attic shaycase. Guess what,
It's filled with tiny stacks of money. Everyone here in
the room. That's like ten grand at least she got.
Speaker 8 (36:19):
This for me.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
That's such a great Yeah, and you keep it on
your person.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
And I just thought, maybe we'll talk about this today.
Maybe there's wull be a good.
Speaker 13 (36:27):
Reason for me to show you knew money you guys, Yeah,
you know, you're meeting with the Bear's money might come up?
Speaker 10 (36:32):
And then.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
And then that relates to SNL Yeah, because when I
met Lauren, because I had read a story about how
Adam Sandler did something where he just pretended to hump
a chair or something and was signed on the spot, okay,
And I remember reading that going, you know what, he
didn't worry about pleasantries or he just was like funny
right away and they signed him and that's the way
(36:56):
to do it. Yeah, And so I thought, if I
knew I had to meet Laura for my second audition, right,
it was a meeting before you. I thought, I'm going
to walk in with a briefcase. I'm gonna fill it
full of fake counterfeit money. And as he's talking to me,
I'm just gonna go, like, Lauren, we can all talk
till the cows come home, but we all know there's
(37:17):
only one thing that really talks, and it's hard, goold cash.
And I was going to open it up and set
it on his desk, and then I was kind of like,
so I'm gonna walk out of this room and no
one needs to know. You can take that money or
you don't have to whatever, and you can decide whether
I should be on the show or not. So I
walked into the room and Steve Higgins had just been
hired as producer with a briefcase. What comedian walks into
(37:39):
a room with a briefcase, a leather briefcase. It wasn't
even a cool looking one. And I walk in. I
can tell the vibe is not for joking around, and
it was super serious. I was like, oh my god,
I got so freaked out and I never got to
my bit. So I'm just holding my briefcase.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Did he ask you what it was?
Speaker 1 (37:58):
One funny thing ever weird, shy, quiet, God, it's supposed
to be funny, Like I'm supposed to be humping a chair.
My inspiration was gonna go hump a chair, do something active,
and I'm just like, uhuh, well, I was thinking about
doing this character. I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Oh okay.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Finally, after twenty minutes, Higgins goes nice briefcase. I'm like, yeah, thanks,
there's like anything else you want to ask me. I'm
like no, oh, and I walked out and he never knew.
I told him later what and you thought it was
so funny that I couldn't pull the trigger on the bit.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
Well, I guess there's no doubt as to where the
name big Money Players came from. Will was a big
money player from the day he was born and realized
that reference cash was monopoly money.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
But at least now we know.
Speaker 4 (38:42):
Love me some Vanessa bay Or too. She was finny
on SNL and her podcast is great. All Right, We're
gonna take a little break and get right back into
the comedy after this.
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You are listening to the Big Money Players Comedy Hour
with Mario Lopez, presented by straight Talk Wireless.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
The next is a clip from two very classy, culturally aware,
and funny gentlemen, Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers, also known
as the delightful host of the.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
Podcast known as Las Courtaristas.
Speaker 4 (39:36):
Bowen was reunited with this Saturday Night Live cast mate
Sarah Sherman aka Sarah Scorer, and he and Mac got
to talk with her about Barbie and other childhood toys.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
This is great.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
Take a listen.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
I did see Barbie in Oppenheimer.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
I told you this that I call. I was like
because everybody was like, oh my god, Barbie, like so
my childhood.
Speaker 20 (39:54):
And then everyone was like, oh the weird barbie that
everyone drew on like classic, like right, and we all
had a Barbie that was that.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
And I was like, it wasn't like ringing anything to me.
And so I called my mom and I was like,
did I have Yeah? I was like, didn't I have Barbie?
Speaker 20 (40:08):
I just assumed I had Barbie's growing up because it's like,
go classic, we all had Barbies growing up.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
My mom was like, I don't think we had a
single Barbie in the house.
Speaker 20 (40:15):
And I was like, I think I implanted Barbies in
the house because everybody's like.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Well, Barbie's in the house.
Speaker 9 (40:20):
Do you think that there is something going on where
there's like a little Mandela effect situation where everyone's like,
I loved my barbie is growing up cut to they
were never barbies cut to open the files.
Speaker 20 (40:36):
I don't see a single Barbie blurry in the in
the frame in any of these childhood photos.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
And I was like, I'm gonna like you.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
I guess I did. Yeah, I don't think you said,
like I've heard your mom.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
She's really just chancousticly.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
No, she's a very beautiful, gorgeous woman, gorgeous woman, gorgeous.
Speaker 9 (40:59):
I yeah, I guess I had to check my own
nostalgia for Barbie and go, well, I guess I had
an Aladdin one and I was in love with that thing.
And then I had too maybe garage yard sale barbiees
and that and those are my sisters and and that
is the extent, like I'm not gonna like retroactively suffuse
(41:20):
it with all this meaning and right, So, by the way,
did not take away from my experience watching the movie.
You can we can all go into these experiences, think,
especially now that we're gonna I guess we're gonna have
more and more brand movies going forward. It's like you
can go into these things being like, oh, yeah, I
had like I had a couple hot wheels growing.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
Up period in there, you don't.
Speaker 9 (41:41):
It's not a contest about who loves hot wheels the most.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
So you're saying toy movies are gonna be the new superhero.
Speaker 9 (41:48):
Now with Barbie, there is a new model going forward
for like a movie about a product that we can
get away with being like, isn't this meta and fun?
Speaker 20 (41:58):
Well, then you guys better be doing movies about twiggs
and rubber bands, because that's what I was playing with
as an intelligent child, I can't wait for the twigs.
Speaker 12 (42:08):
And Rocks movie.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
Honey, let's do it. Let's do the twigs of rocks
and books movie. And we're writing a movie Hollywood called Books.
Speaker 13 (42:18):
Never heard of it.
Speaker 20 (42:19):
I'm done with these movies about toys for children, because
why I was a child, I didn't play with toys.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
I played with twigs rocks. Such a liar, obviously, to.
Speaker 4 (42:31):
What deprived childhood Sarah Bowen had only getting to play
with twigs, rocks and books. Oh well, I guess we
now know the recipe for nurturing and very successful as
an elstar because it worked out for them. And I'm
sad to say when we have one more left before
we bid you ado, but let's make the most of it.
With an amazing clip from My Mama Told Me, a
podcast in which hosts Langston Kerman and David Bori take
(42:52):
a deep dive in the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes
problematic black conspiracy theories. In this one, yes or Lestor
and the guys make a great point about just how
far we've come over the course of history when it
comes to being able to prove any given fact.
Speaker 28 (43:08):
I do I totally agree. I do think that so
much of this came out in an era where there
were no The Internet was sort of like the wild West.
It was like Deadwood almost, just like a lawless town
without any organization, and there was nobody to fact check anything,
Whereas now, if some sort of conspiracy like this were
(43:30):
to come forward, it would be immediately at least refuted,
if not fully dismissed. There'd be one hundred people being like,
that's not true. Here's proof of that thing.
Speaker 29 (43:41):
Because truly, back in the day, like someone telling you
something was equal to books.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
But you know what I'm saying, So it could just
be like because I mean truly, like if you were in.
Speaker 29 (43:57):
A classroom and someone ran in and said, like someone
bombed the CNN center downtown, unless you like got to
the news immediately, you just because also most people back
in the day didn't lie about stuff like that for
the most part, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
But like mostly people it was just like news was news.
Speaker 28 (44:16):
Yeah, there wasn't as much of a trend of like
doing it for the trolling wasn't the same thing, right,
you were actually actually crazy if you were doing something
like that.
Speaker 30 (44:28):
Yeah, So like when someone told you something, you were
just like all right. I mean because it's also like,
if you think about it, it's probably low key. How
like every religion started, it was just someone being like,
this is what happened?
Speaker 1 (44:38):
You went all right?
Speaker 4 (44:41):
Ah, Steve the most cited source of the eleventh century
funny stuff. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us
tonight for the Big Money Players Comedy Hour. It's been
my absolute pleasure to help guide you through these hilarious
clips from some of the funniest podcasts in America, all
from the Big Money Players podcast network, founded and curated
by Will Ferrell. Before we let you go, here's one
(45:01):
last message from someone I think you want to hear from.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
Hey, there will again, and that means the Big Money
Player's Comedy Hour has sadly come to an end. Did
you enjoy it? I sure did, especially because I produced it,
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talk about that. I did it. From Bowen Yang to
Eric Andre to Nicki Glazer, the host of some of
my favorite Big Money Players podcasts, will share stories and
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that are part of Will's Big Money Players podcast network.
We got Nicky Glacier, then That's Bayer, Rory Scovel, and
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And we're going to tell you more about the hilarious
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chat with comedian and veteran Big Money player Ellie Kemper.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
From the Born to Love podcast.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
But first, let's get right into some hilarious straight talk
from our favorite Big Money Players podcast. Right now, Let's
kick things off with a particularly fabulous clip from Bowen
Yang and Matt Rodgers, who you may know collectively as
Las contaristas. The two comics sat down with singer Kelly
Clarkson to find out what made her the incredible performer
she is today. That's right, the boys went deep and
(02:59):
Kelly was game. Here's what you had to say, What.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Made you the person you are?
Speaker 6 (03:03):
Like, whether that's like a movie, a musical artist, something
that stands out that now you can trace back and
be like that was the beginning of me.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
It's a big question.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I know, I know, but it's the question is this
like the moment where you feel like you found your thing.
Is that kind of it? Okay, so okay, I felt
like I could. I don't know. It was like that
was the chair by the way, talk about No, I
don't know. I'm thinking of two moments, like.
Speaker 7 (03:31):
One whenever I was younger and the first time I
saw this is so basic, but like it was when
I first saw Sound of Music.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Oh my god, No, I know, I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (03:41):
I'm like, I love it so much. It's like one
of my favorite things. And by the way, when my
kids loved it, I felt like a successful.
Speaker 8 (03:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:49):
But I think that was one of the moments that
I've felt like just entertainment and just that world of
pretend in that world like musically, I thought it was
magical and like the relationship up with the Von Traffic,
I just thought it was like very cool. But like
for me personally, like a moment I experienced was honestly,
I sang at this thing in like junior high and
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everyone was singing, like I didn't feel like special at
this point, Like you know what I'm saying. I didn't
feel everybody had their moment to shine during this performance
thing that we were doing at school and I got
up there and it just was like amazing all my friends.
Just to be on stage in the same energy with
all my friends, just like loving to sing, picking songs,
the art of all of it, like figuring it out,
who was the sequence of the show, like all of that. Yeah,
(04:34):
it was just it was very fun to me. And
I got up there. I remember its visional of love.
I sang visual carry because why not? And I love
that Gus. I appreciate that, Gus.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
Oh my god, I'm a Lamb. I'm like a diet
in the world. Lamb the Butterfly album.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Every with do I Know in my soul?
Speaker 7 (04:53):
People ask me why I don't cover her, and I'm
like one, Sometimes it's hard to clear songs to you
don't want to because it's like why am I going
near that? But the main reason is it's I'm almost
incapable of not mimicking God, Like you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I grew up on it so much.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
Like it's like if I sing like She or Whitney
us sinner like, it's hard to deter from the route.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
I know because that's what taught me.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
Yeah, I want to hear you do Oh my god
if you.
Speaker 7 (05:26):
Like not Oh my gosh, hello she is that sultry
sexy and that guys name another artist that's.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
That successful that wrote it all.
Speaker 7 (05:40):
All arranges it, arranges it writes it a lot of
our favorite artists, Like, you know, I write a lot,
but I don't write all of it. I'm saying, like,
nothing wrong with that, not even bashing myself for others,
but no, shade, it's just what an amazing moment.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, the thing is.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
And to have the number one Christmas song for like
all time.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
It shut up.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
But underneath the tree than.
Speaker 9 (06:07):
The year it came out, we did a whole sketch
show called Popular and every transition song was underneath the tree.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Thank you excellent it was. I was trying my best
to like give it.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
Because it was actually more of a tie into that
wall of yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Merry Christmas, Yeah, yeah, baby please come Home. I couldn't
think of it. Wow, for a billion dollars.
Speaker 9 (06:31):
For a billion you know, Pitchfork ranked Baby Please Come
Home right below Olive On for Christmas? Is you for
like you know, the top recent podcast.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
That's the thing is.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
It's like it's not just that song, it's that whole
Christmas album that's like, I know album can we talk about?
Speaker 3 (06:45):
I believe it's track number five. Oh my god, Oh
my god, Oh my god, it's my favorite cold. I
don't even want you tell me. I'm gonna get it.
I feel like a light down. I'm not a lamb
right now. I'm a loser. But while we're looking up,
did you listen to her without You Christmas?
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Or I haven't?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
No, no, no, no, wait, oh my god, it's like
my favorite?
Speaker 10 (07:05):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Miss you most is the best?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Look?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
I love. All I want for Christmas is you, but
miss you most.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
At Christmas time? Yes?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
How dare she? How dare she? But she said it?
Speaker 7 (07:18):
And I this is honestly like I don't write in
the same room with people. I have really done that
twice in my life because I'm just not a vulnerable
writer and so just sometimes I'm.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
Just you like to bring stuff that you have done
to someone.
Speaker 7 (07:30):
Oh yeah, like even this whole record, Like if I'm
like any song you see me on, I've pretty much
written the lyrics and melodies just on my own alone.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Like it's just so.
Speaker 7 (07:37):
But anyway, I start telling Mariah about my process, and
I'm like, did I just and then I walked away
in there like do you realize you just kind of
said no to like writing? And I was like, wait what?
And I was like, I didn't say no.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I just was explaining.
Speaker 7 (07:48):
I just say whatever's well. And I was like, oh god,
I can't write in a room together. And I walked
away and my people were like, do you realize that
you kind of just like said no?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Like wait what?
Speaker 9 (07:58):
We're the same because I do this all the time.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
I don't even mean to say that. I was just explained.
I'm just so nervous, Like I was like, I don't
even know what I said.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Now, whether or not you like love or adore Mariah,
you gotta give her credit for paving the way. And
it sounds like that Las school Abatista's Fellas and Kelly
Clarkson are all in. You're listening to the Big Money
Players Comedy Hour, featuring some of the most entertaining clips
from Will Ferrell's Big Money Players podcast network, and I
got a very special Will Farrell infused treat for y'all.
Right now, This next clip comes to us from The
(08:24):
Pen Palace podcast with comic hosts Rory Scovel and Daniel
Van Kirk chatting with their guests, the one and only
Will Ferrell.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Here's a bit in wish.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
The three of them chat about spanking the Partridge Family
and well getting spanked. Well watching the Partridge Family.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
You'll hear what I mean.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Enjoy.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I'm gonna date myself once again. Are you a huge
Partridge Family? Yeah? Fan? As a kid, Danny, that was
my favorite show.
Speaker 11 (08:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (08:50):
I was.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I feel like it was spring, it was getting light. Later,
I was out playing beyond when I was supposed to.
Mom Fat was like, I was supposed to be home
for dinner. It was late. She's like, I told you
too many times. You have a choice. You miss his
Partridge Family or you get a spanking. WHOA. I was like,
I'm taking the spanking. Really, yeah, took the spanking because
you wanted to watch that show. And she looked at
(09:11):
I remember the look of bewilderment on her face and
she's like, really you love this show. I was like,
I'm not going to miss that show and I just
it was like little kid, bad movie acting. And she
gave me the spanking and just was sobbing on the
couch watching the.
Speaker 12 (09:31):
Partridge thinking I want you did win you're like Denzel
and Glory.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
And and she was trying not to laugh, but it
wasn't so hard. I remember thinking it was just a
shock that it actually happened. That's why I was crying.
Didn't really hurt that much. I think now what people
don't fact her in did it for me in any way?
I have no idea I would.
Speaker 11 (09:58):
Get I would be not because you chose yeah, you
have an option, yeah, right, you had agency, honest exactly,
which I bet, Honest to god, it probably makes a
huge difference.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I don't think I've ever done any spanking on our
our boys.
Speaker 13 (10:12):
I think your mom then went to your dad because
of your dedication to the Partridge family when she goes,
we have the greatest bargaining chip of all time.
Speaker 10 (10:19):
He doesn't even know that.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
He showed us his cards. We've got him. You take
Partridge away. We owned Yeah, we own him.
Speaker 11 (10:27):
So you were saying it's super easy to not in.
Speaker 13 (10:30):
The short answer of this, and also asking me specifically, Uh,
we decided we weren't going to spank, and we decided
to go the route of communication. And I did think
that was going to be difficult because that's not how
I was raised. So I wasn't coming from a place
of experience on how to parent like that, But.
Speaker 11 (10:44):
By communication, you mean you get down to their level
and you go you're a loser.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
You yeah, and verbal spurt.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Now after that clip, I'll never be able to watch
an old episode of The Partridge Family in the same way.
What a story from Will Ferrell on Rory Schooville and
Daniel Vankerik's Big Money Players the Pinpal podcast Keep It
Rolling with Eric Andre, who has a hilarious story he
told on his podcast Bombing with Eric Andre about a
particularly distracting audience member at one of his gigs, Enjoy.
Speaker 12 (11:11):
I went to Columbus, Ohio one time to do a gig.
It was It was at a small venue. It felt
like almost like a sports bar. But they had a stage.
I had a proper stage and a mic, and they
did book me like they flew me out. They paid
me like a decent check. Place is packed. I'm doing well.
There's this super drunk white girl in the front and
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like front row texting the whole time, talking oblivious to
me on stage, oblivious of the gesus part of a show.
And I'm like trying to like roast her politely to
be like, hey, I'm in the middle of work right now, sweetie,
like doing like little things like that, like playfully, like
she's being belligerent and texting, and I go, give me
your phone, and she said okay, okay, and then I
(11:54):
grabbed her phone. I looked up mom in her contacts
and I texted. I texted Mom, I've always had a
thing for dad. And the crowd erupts, like I was like,
I'm gonna hold your phone up here until your mom
starts responding. Her mom starts responding. Then I give her
phone back, thinking like that, you've been reprimanded. Now you
(12:15):
can you can do damage control with your mom. You
can say that, you know, that's her opportunity to be like, oh, comedian,
grab my phone. And then she was so drunk, I
don't think she processed anything that happened. And she just
kept blabbing away and kept being annoying. So I can
give me your phone, and I go, hey, everybody, I'm
gonna pass this phone around. Let's pass it around the
whole audience and just text any text her mom, text
(12:35):
her dad, text anybody in her phone, anything you want,
and like hundreds of kids got access to her phone
and texting god knows what. I have no idea what
the kids did. Then the phone, the phone got back
to her, and she's kind of like in and out
and then she's like grabs her phone. She starts looking
at it, and I see her turn like bugs bunny
thermometer red with anger, with like drunken anger and like
(13:00):
like inhaling all the foul texts these college kids are
probably sending to like every one of her friends and
family and anyone in her phone ex boyfriends, old bosses,
people she currently works with, who knows, who knows what.
Speaker 10 (13:12):
Jivajimonopop Like, yeah, I'll just like heinous debris that these people,
these vitriol that whatever.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
I have no idea.
Speaker 12 (13:23):
I'm not responsible entirely for what they said, but like
just heinous crimes against humanity. So I see her just reacting,
and then I just go back and I'm like kind
of clocking it out of the corner of my eye
and I just go back to my set, like, hey,
what's up with the duelibbity blue or whatever. Then she
just jumps on stage and swings like a big haymaker
(13:44):
at me, and I like, whoa and like matrix tight
sheet out of the way. She almost punched me right
in the face. And then I'm like looking at security,
like help help me. And then like some college kids
just kind of like dragged her as security because yeah,
it was Yeah, I was like the security didn't need
to help. They were like cracking up in the background.
They're like this guy's crazy.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Man.
Speaker 12 (14:05):
I was like, no, help me out right now, and
I had some like eighteen year old kids like help
me out. So like the kids like kind of like
dragged her out. And but like the crowd is a
eruptive at this point. It was actually a really good
set and the crowd's erupted and I kind of ended
early after that. I was like, there's not really any
jokes I can do after this. I can't go back
to like be like did you see Game of Thrones?
Speaker 10 (14:25):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 8 (14:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (14:26):
I was like, the set's gonna be short, but whatever,
I'm going out on a high. And then as I'm
leaving the venue, she's outside in the hallway and she
looks at me like none of that ever even happened,
and she was like, what so can I get a
sound failing you? And I was like really, it is
like her brain just control all deleted everything.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
And she was like, what's up. She's like I had
a great time.
Speaker 10 (14:50):
Did do do?
Speaker 12 (14:51):
And like no anger? She was just like whoa that
was fun? Like comedy, That's what a comedy show is.
Like I was like, didn't I Just like just enjoy
your life.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Great stuff from comic Eric Andre, who certainly knows how
to pull a prank, as also evidence most recently by
his performance on the ABC Show Prank Panel with Johnny
Knoxville and Gabori Sidabey. Very funny stuff. If you haven't
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You are listening to the Big Money Players Comedy Hours
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This next clip features another hilarious host with the podcast
on the network, Nicki Glacier. You may know Nicki as
the whole of f Boy Island on HBO Max, from
the TV series The Mass Singer, or her numerous comedy specials.
She's super funny and also happens to be pretty good kids.
Check out this next funny clip and you'll hear what
I mean.
Speaker 16 (16:11):
Last night we were doing this thing. We were at
the soccer game and my sister brought her kids, and
so it's kind of like babysitting the whole time and
kind of corralling these little kids running around, and he's
so good with kids. I've never seen a little girl
love her aunt's boyfriend. To me, I would have been like, Eh,
who's this guy, Like my aunt's a boyfriend? I don't
even know what that is, like this weird guy. But
she was so obsessed with them. She wouldn't say goodbye
(16:31):
to me.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
She's four.
Speaker 16 (16:32):
She just would say she would call me poopy, and
then she would go like bye Chris, and she kept
like giving him hugs, and I was just like, what's happening.
So we started playing telephone where I would whisper something
and then she would go whisper at him and tell him.
And it's a fun game with kids because it makes
them run back and forth, so it's less having to
like hold them and wrangle them. So at one point
she comes up to me and she can delivers a
(16:52):
message from Chris, and she goes, will you marry me?
Speaker 8 (16:55):
Just kidding.
Speaker 15 (16:58):
So funny.
Speaker 17 (17:00):
I just hit me Like, one of the reasons I
think you guys are good is like because both of
you guys do that thing where you just play those
dumb games I used to do with you all the time.
I had this friend, my friend Carol from high school
was like one of my favorite people in the world.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
And her daughter.
Speaker 17 (17:15):
We ran into her daughter at Starbucks and this was
a long time ago when you were there with me
and she was talking about going to cheerleading camp and
me and Nikki just immediately started doing this bit where
Nicki's like, well, I.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Mean I want to go.
Speaker 17 (17:26):
I'm like, well he can't go, Nicki. She's like, well
I could go.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
I could go.
Speaker 16 (17:30):
Is there age do they say that I can't?
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Yeah, they're just laughing and Nicky's playing it right.
Speaker 17 (17:36):
She's like, no, I mean, do you want me to
do a cheer I can don too late. And then
Chris Chris did this thing at a show we were
doing I think I told you about it, where he
was like, somehow we got this thing going, We're just
annoying everybody where Chris was like speaking like fake Italian
h yes, and I was I was interpreting for.
Speaker 18 (17:58):
My friend here.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
It thinks that you have a very ver verio verdio.
Speaker 17 (18:02):
He likes the pizza pie And I was like, what
my friend is trying to say is he wants he
wants to know if you'd like a piece of pizza.
Speaker 19 (18:10):
And I love Chris because he will. He stayed with
me for half an hour and it was there was
everybody was so sick of it when.
Speaker 16 (18:22):
You guys are doing bits where I literally just go,
Where's where are kids that I can play.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
With because this is this is true immature for me.
Speaker 16 (18:29):
I want to play telephone with Poppy because this is intolerable.
Speaker 20 (18:34):
There.
Speaker 16 (18:34):
Yeah, there was one that he was doing on the
phone with me where he kept sending me jokes and
I couldn't get out of it. I'd go like ha
ha ha, and then ask a normal question. He'd keep
responding with a joke, and it got to the point
where I just wrote him back and I said, this
is fun, but this is borderline not funny anymore, and
I don't want to be a part of it. Like
I had to get like stern with him, like please
stop this bit, And.
Speaker 17 (18:53):
That's when you got a double down.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
And then it gets funny.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
That was a fun clip from the Nicky Glacier podcast,
host by well not another than Nikki Glacier. It's a
big money player's comedy our presented by straight Talk Wireless.
And in just a moment or two, we're gonna talk
with another funny female big money player, Ellie Kemper, who
you may know as the co host of the Born
to Love podcast or from the hit TV show The
Office or Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. She's gonna be telling us
(19:18):
all about the Big Money Player's Circle, a collective of
social media comics rounded up and curated by Will Ferrell's
Big Money Players podcast network.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
For your enjoyment, you are listening.
Speaker 15 (19:27):
To the Big Money Players Comedy Hour with Mario Lopez,
presented by straight Talk Wireless.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
I hope you've been enjoying all the bits in podcast clips.
We're about to raise the stakes tenfold. Tonight also marks
the introduction of The Big Money Players Circle, a handpig
group of pipe and hot comedians that are lighting social
media on fire right now and at long last, our
very own Tanya Rad and ej are speaking with comic
and veteran Big Money Player Ellie Kemper from the Born
to Love podcast to tell you all about the new
(19:54):
collective and four of its newest members.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
Ellie, thank you so much for joining us. Tonight's a
big night. How are you feeling.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
I'm feeling excited, I feel ecstatic. I feel excited and ecstatic.
I'm feeling both things at once. It's a momentous occasion.
Speaker 21 (20:12):
It is very exciting. You know, I really want to
talk to you about I love podcasts like I am
a huge podcast girly and the concept of yours Born
to Love is so interesting because I feel like it
changes with every guest.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
That you have.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
That's exactly right. I co host this podcast with my
friends Scott Ecker. We've known each other for years, for decades,
so we're very good friends. And the premise of our
show is that each week a guest comes on and
talks about something that they love. So yeah, by definition,
every episode is going to have a different subject, a
different topic. And what I have found in co hosting
(20:51):
the show is it's like so easy to talk to
people because they're talking about something they love, so they
want to gush over it. They're like eager to talk.
Speaker 21 (21:00):
Your podcast, Born to Love is a part of the
Big Money Players podcast network on iHeartRadio, and I wanted
you to tell us a little bit more about kind
of how you got involved with the network and how
you came to be like a part of it.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Yes, so, Big Money Players Network is Will Ferrell's podcast
network and it's in partnership with iHeartRadio. And when Scott
and I were going out with our show, we thought, okay,
we approached Big Money Players with our idea and they
got it and it was like we were on the
same page completely in terms of sensibility and style and tone.
(21:30):
And I'm so happy. It's been a real pleasure working
with them because for many reasons, and one is that
we get to be in the same group, you know,
kind of shoulder to shoulder with other fantastic podcasts like
Will Ferrell himself his Ron Burgundy podcast and last Culturistas
with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang Nicki Glazer podcast.
Speaker 5 (21:50):
So we understand that tonight Will Ferrell and the Big
Money Players are announcing the creation of the Big Money
Players Circle. Tell us more about that and its purpose.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
This is such a great idea. I'm not surprised they
came up with it. The whole idea behind the Big
Money Player Circle is to elevate and support a new
generation of comedians. And these comedians are making a name
for themselves on social media like Instagram, TikTok, and I
feel like that's where a lot of people are looking
for comedy these days. And it's so nice because in
(22:21):
a medium like that, the creation of content is so
much more accessible. You don't need expensive cameras or film
crews or a ton of money. You just need an idea,
a funny character and a cell phone and then you can,
you know, put it out there for the world to see.
And so the way Big Money Players Circle is operating
(22:41):
is that they want to expand the circle of comedians
that you know Big Money Players already sort of has sponsored,
and they want to include the funniest up and coming
comedians on social media. So I think the whole idea
behind it is aiming to get more people to discover
how great these new people are.
Speaker 5 (22:59):
Tightish about the Big Money Players Circle live.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Show, Okay, I am so excited for this because not only,
like I mentioned, there will be a live showcase of
the first four inductees into the Big Money Player Circle,
but also we get Scott and I get to do
a live taping of the Born to Love podcast with
a very special guest who I can't reveal yet. It's
(23:23):
my mom. No, it's not my someone equally special.
Speaker 21 (23:27):
So Ali, we've been talking about it, but can you
tell us where the Big Money Player's Live Show with
Straight Talk Wireless is going to be? We want to
know the date, the time, and the place.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Yes, the Big Money Players Live Show with Straight Talk
Wireless is going to be in New York City on Sunday,
November twelfth, at seven thirty pm at the hard Rock Hotel.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
Ellie, A pleasure. You did so good.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Yeah, thank you so much, thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
The Big Money Player Circle sounds great. I'm gonna have
to go check out all those comics as soon as
I can. It's some fun stuff right there. In the meantime,
we've got another great podcast clip coming in. There's a
really fun one from Ellie Camper's podcast Born to Love,
a show she co hosts with Scott Eckert, features a
chat with Ellie's former office cast made Jenni Fisher, who
explains why she loves Keanu Reeves but only for his
(24:12):
action films.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Here's why.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Listen.
Speaker 22 (24:14):
And you know, here's the crazy thing what I said
where I said my love of Keanu Reeves movies is nuanced.
I do not watch his romance films.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Interesting, I am.
Speaker 22 (24:23):
Not interested in experiencing Keanu Reeves in a romantic lead
sort of way. I really just prefer him in peril
and dealing with perilous situations.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
That makes perfect sense.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
And now that you've said it, I'm not sure I
want to see him in that role either.
Speaker 22 (24:42):
Because it's not a love crush. No, that's not what
draws me to his film. Yes, it is the human
volume that he is in dangerous situations.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
That's what gets me.
Speaker 10 (24:55):
Now.
Speaker 22 (24:55):
I'll say, I don't know, if you've seen the John
Wick movies, you've never seen some one fall down so
many flights of stairs. It's constant falling down flights of stairs.
Like john Wick four has a sequence that is close
to twenty minutes long, and it's just him trying to
get from the bottom of these steps to the top,
(25:16):
and assassins are just coming left and right, constantly coming
at him on these stairs, and they keep knocking him
down the stairs, and he just keeps getting up, just
like the grit and resolved to get to the top
of the stairs. It's like a metaphor for me waking
up in the morning and getting my kids.
Speaker 23 (25:35):
Out the door for school.
Speaker 24 (25:36):
Right just things are.
Speaker 22 (25:38):
Just knocking me off that goal constantly. I'm like, I
have to ky onu this. There's nothing that's gonna knock
me down to the bottom of stairs. I'm getting to
the top today, and the kids are getting to school.
If they have to eat breakfast in the car, We're
getting there.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Yeah, when that cool?
Speaker 4 (25:53):
And you know what, Jenna's right, never thought just how
much Keanu falls downstairs in any given John Wick movie.
That dedication. That's something inspirational stuff right there. Keano needs
to start his own religion. All right, take a little break.
I'm going to come back very soon with an especially
hilarious bit from the very ringleader of the Big Money
Players podcast network himself, Will Ferrell.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Hey everyone, it's Will Ferrell here. I hope you're enjoying
the comedy hour as much as I am.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Is it just me?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Or is this going exceedingly well, much better than you
could even imagine, Much better than I thought? Trust me,
when we started this thing, I was thinking, oh boy,
I don't know if this is gonna fly. But I
think it's going pretty good. I'm really enjoying myself. But
here's the only thing that's kind of weighing heavy on
my mind is so I own all these radio stations now,
(26:39):
and wow, it's a lot more radio stations than I thought.
I should have looked at the fine that the paperwork.
I mean, there's a lot of iHeart rate gosh. I mean,
I'm proud of it. I'm proud of that. I own
all of them. It's a point of pride, for sure,
but it's a ton of work. It's like a full
time job, and I've got other things I have to do.
(26:59):
Not mention if I can really be honest with you,
really be honest with you. I'm broke. I'm totally broke.
I think iHeart would have let me do this without
me having to purchase all the radio stations. I am
tapped out completely. If anyone from my Heart's listening, do
you want to buy back some of the radio stations,
just like half of them. Let's just go fifty to
(27:22):
fifty because it's way too many stations for me. I
already know it. I'm gonna have to make one hundred
movies a year just to get back in the black. Anyway,
that's my thing. You shouldn't worry about that. Just enjoy
the rest of the night, and we've got more comedy
coming up next.
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Speaker 15 (28:08):
You are listening to The Big Money Players Comedy Hour
with Mario Lopez, presented by straight Talk Wireless.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Boy, do we have a.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
Treat for you Right now? We're about to hear a
clip from the Man, the Myth, the Legend, America's favorite anchorman,
Ron Burgundy. This classic is from the Ron Burgundy Podcast,
specifically the time that Ron and his producer recorded in
an entire episode while stuck in an elevator. Can't make
this stuff up, people, or maybe you can? Yeah, actually
you very much can. Either way, Here's a clip from
(28:35):
the Ron Burgundy podcast on The Big Money Players Comedy Hour.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Choo Choo Choker Choker Choker Chucker Joo Choo Choo.
Speaker 24 (28:44):
Koger, What time are they going to be here? Okay,
because we call them twenty minutes ago.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Chug a chucker, choot ju.
Speaker 24 (28:50):
We're stuck in between.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Four all aboard the Ron Burgundy podcast.
Speaker 25 (28:55):
I used to train sounds, That's what those were, because
just like a bumpy, swerving train ride, there is never
a dull moment on this podcast.
Speaker 24 (29:05):
Who are the local authorities? Because? And do you even
have a number to call back on?
Speaker 25 (29:09):
As you can hear, Carolina is currently using the elevator
telephone to call some local firefighters, police officers, maybe even
a priest to read us our last rites. Because you
guessed it, folks, we are currently stuck on an elevator.
We are stuck in between the eighty sixth and eighty
(29:30):
seventh floors of the TIMEX building. As you know, our
podcast studio is on the ninetieth floor, and we are
We are currently stuck. And I think we were just
returning from a field piece and so that's why I
have we have audio equipment with us.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Carolina is handling the situation, thank you.
Speaker 24 (29:49):
Yes, they said they'd call back in twenty with an update.
I don't know. I guess we should just sit tight.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Until then, So twenty minutes we're going to be in here.
Speaker 24 (29:59):
Yeah, most likely, Yeah.
Speaker 25 (30:01):
Most likely twenty minutes. All right, Well, that's just too bad.
That's really too bad because we had, folks, we had
President Jimmy Carter in the studio today and we were
going to interview him on what he thinks on everything
that's happened this year. Do we have word to Jimmy
Carter to police.
Speaker 23 (30:19):
That's a little misleading. We have the president of the
San Diego County Farm Bureau up in the studio, and coincidentally,
his name happens to be Jimmy Carter, so it's not president,
it's not the President of the United States.
Speaker 25 (30:30):
And this year Jimmy Carter president, it's been a crazy
one for him. My god, he had to rule on
the San Diego Miniature Horse competition, and let me tell you,
there might have been checkered blankets and straw baskets, but that.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Was no picnic.
Speaker 25 (30:46):
A lot of tough decisions that day for mister President Carter.
Everyone thought that Pippi Longstocking, a beautiful mayor with a
chestnut Maine, was going to win, and it was actually
the black beauty Napoleon, who took home the blue ribbon.
Speaker 8 (30:59):
And it was a.
Speaker 25 (31:00):
Crazy night, crazy night, the anxiety, the fervor, and the crowd.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
It just was electra. I broke up two fights and
then the headlines were crazy. Anyway. I tried to stay
out of politics, but that contest was stolen, no question
about it. Don't you think so, Caroline?
Speaker 24 (31:18):
I think that doesn't really matter.
Speaker 25 (31:21):
So we are, yes, we're just giving giving me a
little room. Absolutely, we're gonna move over away from this man.
Uh we are just so the listeners know. We are
also uh in the elevator, stuck with us our two
other people. Uh so, can I ask you your name?
It's Owen, Thank you, Owen.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
And then this uh, this lovely young woman over here.
Speaker 8 (31:44):
Marilyn Maria lupert Is scenario.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
I did not get that you're gonna have to can
you can you give that to me again?
Speaker 24 (31:50):
My fusty?
Speaker 7 (31:58):
Okay?
Speaker 25 (31:58):
But in English?
Speaker 3 (32:01):
A mad lola, A Marilyn Maria.
Speaker 25 (32:06):
I believe your name is Maria.
Speaker 8 (32:07):
A medicine Loupe, my boy, Marylyn, Marilyn sa perees pro
medice and lupe medicine Lola.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Oh and do you speak Spanish because I don't.
Speaker 25 (32:21):
I don't I think, Carolina, I don't know, but welcome anyway.
And where if I if I could just ask where
where are you? Where are you headed today?
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Headed to my therapist's office.
Speaker 24 (32:34):
I have a therapy appointment.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Oh and now you're stuck in an elevator. I suffer
from claustrophobia. Oh, this is a nightmare. This is a
living nightmare.
Speaker 26 (32:45):
Yeah, it's uh, it's just it's hard to breathe and
I'm just trying to not have a panic. I start
a panic, folks, Just to describe this, this is a
very tight elevator.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
This elevator is four feet by eight feet and.
Speaker 25 (33:02):
A very low ceiling.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
It's a very cheaply made elevator. It looks like it's
about a six foot ceiling. So we're it's a bit
of a hot box. The more you talk about it,
the more it just sort of okay, we won't.
Speaker 10 (33:13):
Like us.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
All yeah, if everyone, thank you, mad talk, thank you,
thank you. Well, So here we are.
Speaker 24 (33:27):
We're just going to I guess we should just keep
going with the show after we have to bank this
episode the best.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Of it, right, I didn't.
Speaker 11 (33:44):
Okay, that.
Speaker 25 (33:48):
Was quite oh man, all right, everyone, all right, I
felt like we dropped fifteen floors at least. Do we
need to count the authorities?
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Do you need to get back on the phone or.
Speaker 24 (34:02):
I mean, yeah, I can.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
First let me let me get to my restaurant review segment.
Speaker 25 (34:08):
Okay, let's just do that, all right, get that out
of the way, because if I forget to do it,
we'll never get to it.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
I'm so glad that Will, I mean, Ron Burgundy was
eventually able to get out of that elevator. The man's
a national treasure, our greatest living news anchorman. All Right,
we're gonna have plenty more comedy for you to come
when we returned from these quick words from our sponsor.
Speaker 6 (34:26):
You are listening to The.
Speaker 15 (34:27):
Big Money Player's Comedy Hour with Mario Lopez, presented by
Straight Talk Wireless.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
Here's another amazing clip from the Big Money Players podcast network,
this time featuring the man himself, Will Ferrell. Will joined
his fellow SNL alum Vanessa Bayer and her brother Jonah
Bayer on their most excellent Big Money Players podcast, How
Did We Get Weird? Talk about the time he briefly
became a thief as a kid and how it inspired
a failed prank on SNL producer Lauren Michaels here it is.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
I have a money story too. I have two money stories, right,
so yes, I can totally identify with that. Felt like
we were running out of five five hundred dollars bills. Yeah,
there was in plenty of hundreds, but the five hundreds
would go through quickly.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
I okay, okay, maybe there were less.
Speaker 20 (35:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
There was a neighborhood across the street from the apartment
complex I grew up in was Damber Drugs, and I
was walking through the toy section. One day. You could
buy refills of Monopoly money.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
I've never heard of that.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Wow, let's just say it's the only time I've ever shoplifted.
I took a stack of five hundreds, I stole fake money,
and I put in my pocket. I walked out really stiffly.
I'm sure if there was a camera, I'd be like
the worst kid actor. Very I'm just do to do.
I'm walking out of the drug store, no need to
(35:42):
look over here. And then I ran home and I
stole Monopoly to add to our games. We had plenty
of five hundreds.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Oh my god, And you still remember it? You still,
of course I.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Still remember it.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
But a big yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
And then I brought I didn't realize we're gonna be
talking about money, But is this the other story? I
brought my favorite Christmas present that I got this year
from my wife. It's a little attic shaycase. Guess what,
It's filled with tiny stacks of money. Everyone here in
the room. That's like ten grand at least she got.
Speaker 8 (36:19):
This for me.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
That's such a great Yeah, and you keep it on
your person.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
And I just thought, maybe we'll talk about this today.
Maybe there's wull be a good.
Speaker 13 (36:27):
Reason for me to show you knew money you guys, Yeah,
you know, you're meeting with the Bear's money might come up?
Speaker 10 (36:32):
And then.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
And then that relates to SNL Yeah, because when I
met Lauren, because I had read a story about how
Adam Sandler did something where he just pretended to hump
a chair or something and was signed on the spot, okay,
And I remember reading that going, you know what, he
didn't worry about pleasantries or he just was like funny
right away and they signed him and that's the way
(36:56):
to do it. Yeah, And so I thought, if I
knew I had to meet Laura for my second audition, right,
it was a meeting before you. I thought, I'm going
to walk in with a briefcase. I'm gonna fill it
full of fake counterfeit money. And as he's talking to me,
I'm just gonna go, like, Lauren, we can all talk
till the cows come home, but we all know there's
(37:17):
only one thing that really talks, and it's hard, goold cash.
And I was going to open it up and set
it on his desk, and then I was kind of like,
so I'm gonna walk out of this room and no
one needs to know. You can take that money or
you don't have to whatever, and you can decide whether
I should be on the show or not. So I
walked into the room and Steve Higgins had just been
hired as producer with a briefcase. What comedian walks into
(37:39):
a room with a briefcase, a leather briefcase. It wasn't
even a cool looking one. And I walk in. I
can tell the vibe is not for joking around, and
it was super serious. I was like, oh my god,
I got so freaked out and I never got to
my bit. So I'm just holding my briefcase.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Did he ask you what it was?
Speaker 1 (37:58):
One funny thing ever weird, shy, quiet, God, it's supposed
to be funny, Like I'm supposed to be humping a chair.
My inspiration was gonna go hump a chair, do something active,
and I'm just like, uhuh, well, I was thinking about
doing this character. I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Oh okay.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Finally, after twenty minutes, Higgins goes nice briefcase. I'm like, yeah, thanks,
there's like anything else you want to ask me. I'm
like no, oh, and I walked out and he never knew.
I told him later what and you thought it was
so funny that I couldn't pull the trigger on the bit.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
Well, I guess there's no doubt as to where the
name big Money Players came from. Will was a big
money player from the day he was born and realized
that reference cash was monopoly money.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
But at least now we know.
Speaker 4 (38:42):
Love me some Vanessa bay Or too. She was finny
on SNL and her podcast is great. All Right, We're
gonna take a little break and get right back into
the comedy after this.
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You are listening to the Big Money Players Comedy Hour
with Mario Lopez, presented by straight Talk Wireless.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
The next is a clip from two very classy, culturally aware,
and funny gentlemen, Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers, also known
as the delightful host of the.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
Podcast known as Las Courtaristas.
Speaker 4 (39:36):
Bowen was reunited with this Saturday Night Live cast mate
Sarah Sherman aka Sarah Scorer, and he and Mac got
to talk with her about Barbie and other childhood toys.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
This is great.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
Take a listen.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
I did see Barbie in Oppenheimer.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
I told you this that I call. I was like
because everybody was like, oh my god, Barbie, like so
my childhood.
Speaker 20 (39:54):
And then everyone was like, oh the weird barbie that
everyone drew on like classic, like right, and we all
had a Barbie that was that.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
And I was like, it wasn't like ringing anything to me.
And so I called my mom and I was like,
did I have Yeah? I was like, didn't I have Barbie?
Speaker 20 (40:08):
I just assumed I had Barbie's growing up because it's like,
go classic, we all had Barbies growing up.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
My mom was like, I don't think we had a
single Barbie in the house.
Speaker 20 (40:15):
And I was like, I think I implanted Barbies in
the house because everybody's like.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Well, Barbie's in the house.
Speaker 9 (40:20):
Do you think that there is something going on where
there's like a little Mandela effect situation where everyone's like,
I loved my barbie is growing up cut to they
were never barbies cut to open the files.
Speaker 20 (40:36):
I don't see a single Barbie blurry in the in
the frame in any of these childhood photos.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
And I was like, I'm gonna like you.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
I guess I did. Yeah, I don't think you said,
like I've heard your mom.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
She's really just chancousticly.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
No, she's a very beautiful, gorgeous woman, gorgeous woman, gorgeous.
Speaker 9 (40:59):
I yeah, I guess I had to check my own
nostalgia for Barbie and go, well, I guess I had
an Aladdin one and I was in love with that thing.
And then I had too maybe garage yard sale barbiees
and that and those are my sisters and and that
is the extent, like I'm not gonna like retroactively suffuse
(41:20):
it with all this meaning and right, So, by the way,
did not take away from my experience watching the movie.
You can we can all go into these experiences, think,
especially now that we're gonna I guess we're gonna have
more and more brand movies going forward. It's like you
can go into these things being like, oh, yeah, I
had like I had a couple hot wheels growing.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
Up period in there, you don't.
Speaker 9 (41:41):
It's not a contest about who loves hot wheels the most.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
So you're saying toy movies are gonna be the new superhero.
Speaker 9 (41:48):
Now with Barbie, there is a new model going forward
for like a movie about a product that we can
get away with being like, isn't this meta and fun?
Speaker 20 (41:58):
Well, then you guys better be doing movies about twiggs
and rubber bands, because that's what I was playing with
as an intelligent child, I can't wait for the twigs.
Speaker 12 (42:08):
And Rocks movie.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
Honey, let's do it. Let's do the twigs of rocks
and books movie. And we're writing a movie Hollywood called Books.
Speaker 13 (42:18):
Never heard of it.
Speaker 20 (42:19):
I'm done with these movies about toys for children, because
why I was a child, I didn't play with toys.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
I played with twigs rocks. Such a liar, obviously, to.
Speaker 4 (42:31):
What deprived childhood Sarah Bowen had only getting to play
with twigs, rocks and books. Oh well, I guess we
now know the recipe for nurturing and very successful as
an elstar because it worked out for them. And I'm
sad to say when we have one more left before
we bid you ado, but let's make the most of it.
With an amazing clip from My Mama Told Me, a
podcast in which hosts Langston Kerman and David Bori take
(42:52):
a deep dive in the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes
problematic black conspiracy theories. In this one, yes or Lestor
and the guys make a great point about just how
far we've come over the course of history when it
comes to being able to prove any given fact.
Speaker 28 (43:08):
I do I totally agree. I do think that so
much of this came out in an era where there
were no The Internet was sort of like the wild West.
It was like Deadwood almost, just like a lawless town
without any organization, and there was nobody to fact check anything,
Whereas now, if some sort of conspiracy like this were
(43:30):
to come forward, it would be immediately at least refuted,
if not fully dismissed. There'd be one hundred people being like,
that's not true. Here's proof of that thing.
Speaker 29 (43:41):
Because truly, back in the day, like someone telling you
something was equal to books.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
But you know what I'm saying, So it could just
be like because I mean truly, like if you were in.
Speaker 29 (43:57):
A classroom and someone ran in and said, like someone
bombed the CNN center downtown, unless you like got to
the news immediately, you just because also most people back
in the day didn't lie about stuff like that for
the most part, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
But like mostly people it was just like news was news.
Speaker 28 (44:16):
Yeah, there wasn't as much of a trend of like
doing it for the trolling wasn't the same thing, right,
you were actually actually crazy if you were doing something
like that.
Speaker 30 (44:28):
Yeah, So like when someone told you something, you were
just like all right. I mean because it's also like,
if you think about it, it's probably low key. How
like every religion started, it was just someone being like,
this is what happened?
Speaker 1 (44:38):
You went all right?
Speaker 4 (44:41):
Ah, Steve the most cited source of the eleventh century
funny stuff. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us
tonight for the Big Money Players Comedy Hour. It's been
my absolute pleasure to help guide you through these hilarious
clips from some of the funniest podcasts in America, all
from the Big Money Players podcast network, founded and curated
by Will Ferrell. Before we let you go, here's one
(45:01):
last message from someone I think you want to hear from.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
Hey, there will again, and that means the Big Money
Player's Comedy Hour has sadly come to an end. Did
you enjoy it? I sure did, especially because I produced it,
so even if it was awful, I'd still say it
was great just to save face. And thankfully was it
was great? Not awful? I mean, it definitely was not
(45:24):
mid I can say that with relative confidence. Also, thanks
to Straight Talk Wireless for sponsoring this hour, and thanks
so much for tuning in.
Speaker 15 (45:34):
This has been the Big Money Player's Comedy Hour presented
by straight Talk Wireless.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
Good Night, Hey, it's Ellie Kemper from the podcast Born
to Love. Here's some straight talk for you. iHeartRadio and
straight Talk Wireless want to send you and a guest
on the Ultimate Trip to the New York Comedy Festival
in November. You'll fly up to New York City for
a weekend of hilarity, starting with the Big Money Players
Circle Live with Straight Talk Wireless featuring the comedy stars
(46:00):
up tomorrow and hosted by me. You'll also get tickets
to other incredible shows throughout the weekend. For your chance
to win and official rules, head to iHeartRadio dot com
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