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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, what's up at Sara andre weirdly podcast Bombing. My
next guest is Blake Anderson, comedian, actor, humanitarian sex symbol.
Today we talked to Blake about him breaking his back,
him royally fucking up on Celebrity Jeopardy, and him giving
a cool interview.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
And since that to you, Hi, in jury.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Bombing with Eric Anddre.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Okay, ladies and gentlemen, I'm with Nick Rutherford.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Hi, everybody, welcome to the show.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Welcome to Bombing with Nick Rutherford. Really, well, that's not
what it says there.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
It says with Eric Andrey.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Are you even looking at it? I think we should
call this podcast two guys, one cup. Okay, and we
poop together?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
We pooped together in a cup.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Ratings.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Can you imagine?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Can you imagine?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
We could quit our day jobs?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
We can quit our night jobs. Now. I love my
night job. I never quit it. Night job is l
right day job. I'm a dancer. Okay, without any other
further ado.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Dare I say, okay, my dearest, from a gem?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
It is a gem? The what in only wickedly talented?
Dare I say the end to my egg? The p
in my pod, my soul mate, dizzy Wow, workaholics. What
(01:33):
was that show you did with lemourn.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Woke whoa yeah? Name that?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Let me see what's going on here on your hand?
You got a surgery.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
This was a temporary tattoo. That is, it's peeling off quickly.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Oh I thought it was like a surgical thing. Yeah,
it's like a foil tattoo.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
It is.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
It's kind of dope.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Right, you're gonna get a vasectomy.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I've been thinking about it.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I'm going to Durseys guy.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Are you I heard he does it with his hands?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Though?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Like he takes your nuts and he pulls them.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Up people their mouth.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I mean that's how I would like it.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
That's get it.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
But I'm telling you, like a magician finds the seam
and he just you know, the seam on the nuts
with his hands and it breaks.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Sometimes.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
It's like when you open a bag of chips and
a couple fly out. So yeah, I'm thinking about it,
but I don't know if Durseys guy is the guy.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
He's not great.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
What is dick looks like now? And it's mangled.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
You can't go to the hands held again us it
a tool shop around our buddy just got.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I'm like, I need to get sipped, sipped, I need
to get snipped. I have children.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I don't need the children. Yeah, I don't just want to.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I've been done.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Do you want more?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
To know?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I didn't want any so you.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
You're fertile man.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
You know this is being recorded, you know, I know,
and I hope they look back on this.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
This is why I started a company. Now, why did
you have all these accidental children? Do you like leaving
it in and basically your.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Old school, you know, dogs school. You want to talk
about bombing bro don't bombing the pussy dog.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
You shot up the club terrorism multiple times.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Due I can't help it. You can't help it. When
I get in there, I can't get out. Like you know,
long you're just staying longer. You're just feeling the energy.
If that's what you want to call it. It's probably
the vaginal wall.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You w you enjoyed trading your.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Essence to I will say I love my children.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
They pull out game.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Half the time. I don't even know when I've came
really like, did it happen.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Three kids too? I might have to who knows the
oldest kid? And how do you get so jacked up.
You're like Tony Cavallero.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Damn, he's huge beef. It's all garage workouts.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
But you do it a lot because you resent the kids.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
You're like.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Every time you're no, it's not resenting. I have to
defend them. If I'm a father and you can't be fathering,
it gives you time.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Well.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
No, but if if a homeless person attacks my family
on the street, I have to be able to shunt.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
You have to be able to throw your kids somewhere.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
In this tree really quick.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Daddy's gonna run. Daddy's gonna run. You hide in the tree. Yeah,
similar to what a cheetah does in the wild.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
You eat healthy. No, no, then how are you so ripped?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Because why are you seeing them so ripped? I'm just
wearing oversized teeth.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
It's the garage workout, you.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah, it's like an unbreakable unbreakable have you seen that
movie with Bruce Lee.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
No, that's the one who got shot at It's the crow.
It's like the crow exactly. It's the crow. My father like, yes, okay,
So the podcast is called Bombing. It's about bombing. We
want to know your worst bombs. It doesn't have to
be stand up. It can be a show, a movie,
whatever it could be in life, just awkward Thanksgiving.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Could be these two kids you have.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Went into a couple. I actually have like a very
like infamous, notorious, great bombing story that's your We're all
could actually pull it up like on the internet.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
You can watch it.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah, are you aware of my my the movie Dope?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Okay, well my press run was pretty legendary.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Oh really, what happened.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
The Cincinnati interview?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I never saw that?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Okay, okay, so I'll set the stage.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Should we pull it up?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I don't know. This seems like a still photo.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Like a TV.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
It was twenty fifteen. Okay. So the movie Dope, we
had just it was a little indie film that I did.
We had just taken it to sun Dance and sold
it to Yeah. Yeah, it was dope, Like the whole
the Dope was dope. The whole experience was really cool.
We took it to Sundance, it got sold to Sony,
and so they decided to do kind of a you know,
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like a morning press thing.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Right.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
But this was all coinciding at the same time as
the Golden State Warriors, who I'm a big fan of
they were having their first their first championship run. Okay,
and the night.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Just stole you just stole Jimmy buckets from us.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yes, that's how you know the heart of a champion.
Your pants and keep playing. You're a competitor. But the
night before I had to do press for dope, the
Golden State Warriors had won their very first championship twenty fifteen.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
So you're on fucking cloud now you're partying.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Nothing's going to stop the train from leaving the station.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
You're having like lile, were you at the game or
you just watched it?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
No, I the press run in Cincinnati. No no, no, no, okay, wait,
it's it's via saddle, not fly me to Cincinnati.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
You're in the Bay Area in LA at the time.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
In the Bay right right right at the time, we're
still filming. We're in the middle of filming a season
of Workaholics, got it. I had actually watched the game
at the Workaholics house with my brother.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
But forty bumping in the background.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Of course, lots of forty lots of mac dre Sure,
Spice one, Spice girls, Spice.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Girls, we want spice smoking.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Lots of spices from Dune of course, of course get hammered.
This is odd. Do you remember there was this bar
called Black Hollywood. It was like on Santa Mona, Yes.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
And it was all black. It was in Hollywood proper.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
It was like a skateboarder hangout.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I like that spot.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
It was dope that.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Like, I've definitely been there. It's kind of teaky emporium.
It's like that strip of like gross. It was where
they where there's like drink spots. Yeah, it's like the
Sears that is now, Yeah, that's completely gone.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
You guys might be thinking of a different place.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Black was, yes, Elma, Okay, yeah it was.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
It was.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
It was like surrounded by peep shows. There was some
beep shows.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I don't remember that. It's my gold Diggers yea, okay,
so it was the heyday of that. So the Warriors
are just one. I'm like my buddy at Teba Jefferson.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Are you drinking at Black or are you drinking at
the house.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I'm drinking at the house. I'm drinking everywhere I go.
But okay, my buddy at Tiba, who was kind of
a co owner of Black, he was like, We're going
to take the party to Black, and.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
You know, he's not.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Actually, he just he loves time. He's a good time.
He's a good time Charlie. He likes to support his friends.
We go to black Tony Hawk is in the on
the balcony. I've never met Tony until this day. He's like,
he's like, hey, what's up. You know, really nice guy.
I'm like, I'm total on his lap and take a picture.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
It's like, say, I.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Give him the low down the Warriors of One. He's like, Oh,
then we got to pop some champagne. So we're just
on the little balcony area, the outdoor area, patio patio
popping champagne, drinking. The bartenders know us there, so you
can stay as late as you want to. Ended up
staying till like four in the morning. Right I get home.
I don't remember any of this, but I most definitely
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fell asleep in my garage because that's where I was
woken up by my girl at the time, with.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Your with a tube going into your window from your
exhaust exactly.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
I'm like, I'm going out on top.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
I'm going out on top.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
That's it for me. To the state.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
We did.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Take me so six am I suppose it is. My
girl is kicking me, kicking. I'm on the ground of
my garage, carpeted garage.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
I'm on the ground. She's nine and a half months pregnant.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Yeah, it's like, sweetheart, take me to the hose. You
got to get to the gig. She's like, there's a
there's a black car here to take in PRESS. I
was like, oh fuck, like I I had forgot, I
didn't set my alarm. I'm like, okay, I'm gonna just
get ready super quick, take a shower, maybe, maybe sober up.
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On the ride to to PRESS, I get in the
car wearing like a blue teacher says like, stay anonymous.
I'm not gonna stay anonymous today.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
I'm gonna be this is the day you've become.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
But I'm like, I'm like, I'm young.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
I'm young.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
The hangovers, I I can flip really quick, right like
I'm but I mean, I was drinking till four. This
isn't even a hangover city. But I'm like, I'll the
car ride, I'll get it together. The studio where I'm
doing this, like Press, it's like via satellite right, nothing's
in person. Was so fucking close to my house. It
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was like literally two blocks away. I rolled down the
hill and they're like, we're here, and I was like, huh.
I go into the studio. They sit me down and
I'm just staring in like a screen. It looks just
like a black mirror. I'm like looking at myself. I'm like,
what is about to happen here? They throw me right
in to live with like the local news dude in Cincinnati,
(11:56):
a morning show, just a morning show. And on the
way in, I knew I needed to eat something, so
I grabbed a bagel. This is important because this is
the this is the most iconic moment. It's it's followed
me and he's like, oh hey, like Cincinnati, We're here
with Blake Anderson, one of the stars of the new
movie Dope. And I'm like shooting it. He's like, oh hey, okay,
(12:18):
so I see you have a you have a donut
and I'm like, is a bagel? He's like, oh okay.
I'm like it's a it's healthier. It's a healthy decision.
I'm like, so, I'm like, I'm like my dream the movie.
Oh yeah, I'm like, it's a healthy Jesus. Actually, I've
heard that, like some donuts are more healthier than bagels
(12:40):
and I'm like, oh, Like I kind of felt like
he was like, I'm like, oh, then forget this, and
you see, I'm about to say the word ship and
I catch myself and I go stuff. That was the
first clue that I was not well.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
He was like all the producers of dope just like
ripping their hair out, like.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Yes. So he ends up like asking me about my character,
and I like can't form thoughts, dude. I'm I'm I'm drunk.
I'm like, I'm like pretty much blackout, and he's asking me.
He's asked me. I'm like, I tell him like Cincinnati,
you know how it is. I don't even know what
I'm saying at this point. My character like sells drugs.
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He's like, yeah, sure, I feel bad watching it back.
I like feel bad for the guy because he was
he was trying to get me out of it.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Can we pull it up?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
You're trying anyways, it's.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Got to be better than this retelling it.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
He ends up asking me like about what my role is,
and I stumbled through it so much that I'm like,
I'm sorry, dude, Like I am so tired. It's like
I don't He's like it's early okay, and then I
end up saying I end up saying the war last night.
I end saying, last night, the Warriors won the fucking championship.
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You say that, you and it immediately goes black and
you know, like those you know those moments when you're
you're fucked up, but something really real happens and then
all of a sudden, like you're not drunk anymore. It
was like it went black and that mirror was right
back there and I saw myself and I'm like, oh fuck,
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like movie. I was like, I was like, there goes
my fucking career. And all the like press people in
the back like come out and they're like are you
Like you're good, You're good, and I'm like, oh my god,
like I'm so sorry, Like I I wasn't. I felt
like I was in a dream, like I'm good now,
(14:46):
I'm good now, I'm good now.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
I'm good.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, sorry shoot in my veins.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I did the rest of the press day after that.
I snapped out it. I haven't seen those interviews. I'm
sure they were yes, because they were like should we
pull the plug? And I'm like no, I got this now,
Like that's what I needed.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
You have to, I mean, but maybe it's sobered you
a little bit completely.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
I think we have it.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
We have a pulled up it's a it's a it's.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
God, it's okay.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
So it was just in Cincinnati, So I'm telling myself like,
I'm like, oh, it's cool. It'll just be like Cincinnati
Local tm Z picked it up.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
It does look like a donut, to be fair, it's
a bagel.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I'm responsible your more donuts in my life's.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
Direct healthier than bagels, some of them at least.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
Really Yeah, damn, then I don't want this stuffing Blake.
Speaker 6 (15:49):
Thanks for joining us out here this morning. Man, let's
talk about the film Dope. Give us a little bit
of the premise here.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
There's basically.
Speaker 6 (15:59):
These heights scene how to get over trouble or how
to do.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Things without getting into trouble.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
I guess.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
You can hear my mouth.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
Yeah, Cincinnati, right right, yeah, you know you know how
it is, Cincinnati, we get into trouble.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
You know it's up.
Speaker 5 (16:17):
But it's worldwide. Now you can sell drugs over the internet.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (16:22):
Basically character is, uh, you know, the kids just stumble
across some drugs, but.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
My character offers them away out there.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Just it was really.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
You know, yeah, yeah, I just woke up like five
minutes ago.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
You were sleeping.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Hell yeah, it was like six o'clock over here.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
It was christ But were we appreciated very early, and
I'm very tired.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
You know, the ware is one of the championships.
Speaker 6 (17:06):
We gotta go. We're gonna, okay back for me back
over here.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
That's if you want to see this again. You can
check it out on YouTube.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
I'm sure in just a couple of hours. And we
apologized for the language.
Speaker 6 (17:21):
Right there, and we do these interviews and usually the
stars are pretty polite there, and that was totally out
of our control and we do apologize.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
So yeah, I thought since it was just like local Cincinnati,
maybe it would just like I ended up getting like
a text from because Adam Devine was doing Mike and
Dave need wedding dates in Hawaii. I ended up getting
a text like, hey, this is Zach Effron. Just watch
your interview. It's the best thing I've ever seen in
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my life. I was like, oh no, this is gonna
go everywhere.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
I don't. It's like it's pretty on brand though. That's
works movie is called dope, dope, So.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
I guess the like happy end of the story to
do this, So Sony was not pissed at all. They're like,
oh okay, Like this was great for press. We had
a viral moment like I'm expected to be sort of
this fuck up wild. So it really brand.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
It really did that, and she will she will.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
With Adre Withdre.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
What about bomb on stage?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Bombing on stage? I've done a few, Like me and
the dudes used to do sketch comedy.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
And what's the most wasted you've been on stage or
in public?
Speaker 2 (19:04):
It was kind of recently when we took our. We
did we did a tour. We did a tour for
our podcast This is Important. We did like a thirty
city tour and the second date was in Chicago at
the Chicago Theater and I I like the first dates podcast. Yeah, yeah,
(19:27):
we don't have any prompts or anything. We just bullshit
the whole time. And the first date we did in
like Boston was awesome. I'm like, damn, this tour is
about the rock dude, it could get fucked up. Just
go on stage, feel all good. We went to Chicago
and you know they have that drink alert. Yeah, yeah,
I was like, okay.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Street condoms.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Yeah, I took a bottle of that on stage with
me and you bottle. I didn't pound the bottle, but
I was hitting it during the audist like it's like
a proof, Like, yeah, I don't think it's that fine alcohol.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
I think it's like I think it was made in
Chicago by a European immigrant like one hundred years ago.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
I like this.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
I think this is it and it was like supposed
to be in tomorrow. But it's so bitter and the
taste is so awful and it's so cheaply made that
it makes everybody throw up. But I don't think it's
like a proof. I don't think it's like ever clearer
moonshine or something I assumed it was. Like I think
it's high enough. I think it's like high enough. It
is like it's like sickening.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
You do it like as a dre now you got
to drink, yes, exactly, Yeah, it's not that a water
bottle you bring on steak.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
No, no, no, no no. And I guess, I like,
I guess you know we're doing the park. I guess.
I didn't talk for like fifteen minutes straight and of
course it's a podcast, so if you need to talk, right,
the guys were like, Blake, you gotta say something. I
was just like, so that was I mean, it wasn't Terri,
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it was on brand as well.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
So oh wait, you bombed on Celebrity Jeopardy.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Oh dang, you're going to call that a bomb?
Speaker 1 (21:06):
I mean, what happened?
Speaker 2 (21:07):
I just read I definitely lost, but I don't I
don't know if I would call.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
It a bomb.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
But you were fucking up the whole time.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
No, I got like twenty six answers. Correct.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Oh really, it's just it says here you were like
fucking up all the questions.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
The answered a Beck said you were fucking everything else.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Well the ghost, Yeah, you went on Celebrity Jeopardy and
you were tanking.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
No, I did, Okay, I lost, I did lose fall
apart the very end. I got the last daily double
and I went all in and the question was about
fucking Vikings. And I don't know my Viking lore too well.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
But you were cocky. Well, I had all the money
you were raising for Planned Parenthood out the window. Yeah,
you went under.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Now you have to get now, I have to you
have I owe them more.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
The last place we can all get abortions.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Sorry, because of your jeopardy.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Now we all got to get that guy to rip
our balls.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Sorry, I can do it, bad guy from Indiana Jones.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
I got you, I got you. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Yeah, So why did you Why did you wager? Why
were you so cocky about the Viking thing?
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Well, you don't know the question before you wager, right,
exactly exactly, you have the category.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
No, it was very it was explorers or something. And
I know, Sir Francis Drake, I know Magellan. Yeah, I
know some ship, you know, some ship, but then they
pulled out.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Did you go to college?
Speaker 2 (22:48):
I did?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
What was you major in theater?
Speaker 2 (22:52):
But it was community?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Imagine you was like a theater kid.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
I didn't like it. I didn't like obviously did enough
of your acting. Well, theaters a little right, theaters a.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Little different than doing like the highest form of theater.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
I know, but I like, you know, like to get
like what's it called your major, you have to like
pull curtain and all this stuff. And I was like, like, work,
be like a techie. Yeah, how you do.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
I went to school for theater for twenty years. I
didn't want to.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
There's lots of a lot of it's a lot of that.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Theater thing.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Have you does this where you lay on each other's
stomachs and like a chain and then if you start laughing,
it becomes like this. I swear it's a thing.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
It's like a bind.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Well now it's camp is theater camp?
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Yeah, which is subway kind of thing.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Yeah, Well if you're not you know, if you're the
age of the people that he's.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Into everyone in theater, Well, your children.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
I don't do it with children now. But then, but then,
well I.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
Was a child that came Yeah, okay, so you went
to theater school, but you don't like theater yet you
are a professional actor.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
I didn't go to theater school. I went to community
college for theater.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Well in the Bay.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
No, it was Orange Coast Community College. It's in like
coast to Mesa like OC. So you turned your back
on the Bay I did. I? Well, I thought that
Orange County was close enough to Hollywood that like maybe
I would.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Oh, was in the o C. But you're from what marine?
Speaker 2 (24:26):
I'm from Conquered where's that kind of by marine?
Speaker 1 (24:31):
It's north of the Golden Gate Bridge East.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Like.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
It's even more of like a dorky suburb.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Yeah, like a mystery of this Okay, weird.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
You don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Home, like it's a stop on bart But I'm not
from like Oakland or San Francisco or Berkeley or anywhere cool.
You're fron.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
I wish.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Something that's even a little cooler. I'm from conquered. I
don't know. I would have to look at the map
for Sonny.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
So you go to theater school and oh ce you
hate acting, but for some reason you chose I'm.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Going to choose to do this for the rest of
my life.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
I hate this ship.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Yeah, I just wanted to do like comedy and sketch
and ship. I didn't realize when you are a theater
major you got to be in like musicals, so.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
You were class clown. Yeah yeah, but then you had
to sing like show tunes like this. You were like, God,
I hope I get it, Daddy war.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Bucks, Yeah, totally.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
What musicals did you do?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Damn Yankees?
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Whatever level want?
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yeah, dude, absolutely, yeah the musical Yes, Bill Gibson, right, yes, yeah,
I wrote musicals.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Did you know.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
It was your biggest role?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Do you have cool hair? Back then? I had more
of like an afro really. Yeah, but what happened? I
just started because you're ashamed of being black?
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Yeah, I needed to hide that.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
You can't be black when you come from Concord.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
No, no, no, no, no, no, everybody was from Oakland.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Where the grapes are from.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
I looked that up recently. No, no, I think that's
in New Hampshire. They make the jet there, the Conquered Jet. Yeah,
what is that.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
It's like a super fast jet record right from Concord.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
I think I don't feel like does that have an
E at the end of.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
The only plane you can eat grapes on?
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
No, it doesn't ring a bell? No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
They had a jazz label, Conquered jazz label.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Okay, that's us.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Up.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Were your parents like hippies kind.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Of No, they're they're stiff. They're from Iowa. They're uptight,
I want to say, up tight racists.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
They're mellow.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Yeah, they're mellow, like too mellow, a little bit too. Yeah,
they probably fair. They probably should.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
They did drugs, A lot of drugs.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
No, I think my dad Burners. I think my dad
did a lot of drugs.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Are they still together?
Speaker 3 (27:08):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:09):
They got divorced.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Yeah, a long time ago, and it was tough. No,
it was easy yeah for me really yeah, I was three.
Oh okay, yeah, I thought you were like thirteen. Yeah
that sh it's probably hard.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
That'd be tough.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
So you don't remember them together, not really. Their marriage
was a bit of a bomb.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
Yeah, that's so you're like you basically came into this
world after a bomb.
Speaker 8 (27:33):
Okay, My life is a series of bombs.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
That's what this podcast is all about.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
With Aridre.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
With Aridre, I heard that work of hauling sound is
what Adam told me. That you guys lived and shut
the house for the first season, which is like disgusting.
Martin Scorsese famously says, never let a crew in your house. Oh,
I know, it's against like disgusted. Yeah, and he said,
(28:13):
Adams told me the house is so nasty that you
guys had a rat infestation and like you and him
would like spray rats with for breeze and whack him
on that heads and ship.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
It's the night of many kills. It was like one
night where we were so sick of rats like being
in our house, that we brought the fight to them.
We had to end up going into like the the
attic and we just found like a hub of like
baby oh yeah, baby rats, keep resetting the trap over
(28:44):
and keep you just hear it goes. We just watched
TV here the Clacks so Bhymader. We couldn't afford.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
It, well Sacks.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Yeah, yeah, it was not cashed, and we didn't know
how long and how successful the show would be.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
So it's like we'll do it ourselves.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
We'll do it ourselves. It was really weird. It was
a trip because you would get like woken up by
like a pa, like literally out of here.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
That's a good idea. You want to sleep.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Because Comedy Central was paying our rent like we did,
and you were so broke at the time, You're like,
fuck yeah, we were rent free. It was it was
kind of like everything. Yeah you guys like Vane, I
remember that. It was it was cool house. Yeah, you
came over for.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Class.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
We would like rehearse bullshit scenes together in the house.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Oh, it's so funny.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
That's where I didn't believe him about where He's like,
I'm doing a show and we're going to do in
this house. I was like sure, yeah, right.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
The other thing was is we had filmed the whole season,
but they were waiting to premiere it on the back
of a south Park, so we had to wait for
South Park to have a new season for us to
come out. So we had to We told everybody like, yeah,
we filmed the whole season. A television year went by.
Speaker 9 (30:00):
They're like, uh, in your house, Yeah, U with that,
but you just keep delivering pizzas, okay in South Park.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
This show that's notoriously very slow to make.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Yeah, yeah, it was. It was a process, but eventually
we got off the ground.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
So what was this Night of the Thousand Rats?
Speaker 2 (30:24):
That was just like we just we were invested. We
had an infestation, like it would be so it would
be like I have a chick over in my room,
you know, and you at night you would hear my
door was like in the hallway, you would literally hear
the rats trying to claw into my room.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
And you're just like about that, Yeah, this is she's
my theater rats. Yeah, no, it was. It was a
(31:08):
dark time.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
This lady that was an emergency room, an e R
nurse I met at an Ayahuascar retreat. I was like,
what was the mozz gnarlely that she lived? She worked
at a hospital in East New York, which is a
very very rough part of New York City, and it's
where Mike Tyson's from. And uh, I go, let's give
me a gnarly yer story. She goes toe. There was
this lady that came in. She was very very old,
(31:31):
geriatric lady who had she had had diabetes for some reason,
little to no circulation, and her feet, her feet were
very swan. A rat broke into her house and ate
her foot like while she was alive, and she was
so old and decrepit. The rat almost ate the whole foot.
So she just came in. This rat was at.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Since yesterday. Okay, I'm gonna take a little doggie bag
bold rat. That's crazy. That's kind of like, that's crazy
because she was still alive.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Yeah, like.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
About people when they die and then like their dogs
like eat start eating their dead body and stuff.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
That's metal.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
That's what happened to Uh.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Oh right, that's.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Wait.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
What happened with Gene Hackman is it's pretty.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Dark, poor guy. This is sad.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
It's a very sad podcast.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Yeah, this is the part we get real kind of
the saddest talking about my parents divor now we're just
going through the legendary here.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
We're getting it back together.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Okay, not you, I know you don't want to talk about.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
This, then it's not. But oh god, yeah that's a bump. Yeah,
that's is that a well it ain't.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
You were a bombing. You were doing, you were making,
You're dropping bombs. Yeah, wait, can you tell us about that?
Tell us a tale worth one thousand tunes?
Speaker 2 (33:09):
I mean it was. This was after the work Ahogs House.
Me and Adam weren't done being roommates together.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
That's also crazy.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Yeah, We're like, we gotta keep living.
Speaker 8 (33:25):
Studio.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
It's like, if we combine our income, we could get
a really cool fucking house. Yeah, So we decided to
go rent a crib and Holly, yeah he still is
to this day. I love that guy. So we got
our super dope crib in the Hollywood Hills and we
were throwing a Christmas party, like fucking everybody showed up,
(33:47):
Like we had like flying Lotus DJing like when you
guys start getting famous. Yeah yeah, this party was sick. Yeah,
Sean White's there, fucking mindy kayling.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Life.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Yeah, all of a sudden, like all of odd future
rolls to the party New Yeah, and I was like
obsessed with them. I'm like, I've seen their videos. I'm like,
these guys are so fucking cool. They're all probably not
of legal drinking age, but there was definitely a lot
of drinking going on. And we had this beer pong
table that Comedy Central had sent us for like promotion.
(34:22):
It said, like workaholics, this beer pong table. And there
were kids up on the roof of the house or
the odd Future affiliates, and one of the kids was like,
I'm gonna jump off the roof onto the beer pong table,
and everybody's like, yeah, do it. Do it. He gets scared,
He's like, nah, never mind. I'm like I'm at the
my house party. I'm seeing everybody with jazz. I'm like,
(34:45):
fuck it, I'll do it. I'm faded, high drinking all
that stuff. Go on the roof. I'm like, here we go.
I've done. I did like backyard wrestling as a youngster, so.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
You still got a little bit in it.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
I could take it off the top rope. I ended
up jumping onto the dive. It's just about it was
like not even that high. It's like twelve fifteen feet.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
It's pretty significant.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Well, the thing was. The thing was is I was
gonna land on the table, so I'm like, it'll kind
of like inform my body to fall, certainly. But this
fucking table was so like cheap and paper thin that
when I landed it on it with my feet, I
went right through it like it was a piece of
paper and I just basically just like stood straight up.
(35:32):
It just hit like yeah, it was just like speared
if you just jump like straight. So that made my
whole spine kind of compact.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
In the in the moment where you like rushed to
the hospital like right then or did you know?
Speaker 1 (35:46):
So I'm like.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Not hurt, but I'm like I'm cool, like you know,
you don't want to be like party one. So I
ended up like walking up upstairs and I'm like I'm
talking to Flying Lotus because I'm like i want to
DJ next, you know, and he's like, okay, well you're up,
and I'm like noticing when I'm talking to him, like
I'm hunched over.
Speaker 8 (36:13):
He's like, so I'm like okay, and I like try
to stand up straight, and it like the pain was
like a violin screech, just like and I was like,
oh shit, I fucked up.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
I'm gonna just go to bed. But I was still
so like, you know, partying, so I'm like in pain.
I just end up drinking niquil, passing out, and then
when I woke up in the morning, it's still hurt,
very bad. Oh no, so called the ambulance and oh no, Yeah,
I had broken my back. I had to go into
surgery for like seven hours.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Really, yeah, what do they do?
Speaker 4 (36:49):
Do you have like a pen in there now?
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Yeah? I had like a plate with some screws. I
think it has since fused and it's part of me.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Is there any Do you have full feeling in your legs?
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Yeah, I'm all good. I was very close to being.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Paralyzed, full motion, ful feeling. Yeah, I'm all good, but
really close to paralyzation.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
That's fucking terrifying.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Yeah it sucks. It bummed my dad out. Yeah, when
they told him that, he was like got emotional and
I was like, yeah, that's fucking like, I'm sorry, guys. Yeah,
in a couple of years, I'll do this thing on
a dope interview.
Speaker 4 (37:20):
It overshadowed.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Yeah, yeah, But luckily I was like in pretty good
shape and like the recovery. It went pretty pretty, pretty smoothly.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
How long ago was this.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
Last week?
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Yeah? No, I think it was like twenty twelve or something,
So it's been a minute.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
Dang full you fully not nothing.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Yeah, I mean my back gets sore, but I'm like,
maybe it's because I'm just old, like yeah everybody. Yeah,
but it'll it'll get sore as well. But I can jump,
I can run, I can fuck.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
We know that, we know that, we know that there's
a couple of sperm.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Yeah, Tail, that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Stop. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Man, Blake, you are a hero.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
You are an actor's actor. Thank you, your comedian, your
father of multitudes, accomplished and accomplished Jeffrey contestants, You bankrupted
planned parenthood in a single round of Jeopardy. You have
more kids than Nick Cannon and Elon Musk celebrity entertainer combined.
(38:31):
And more importantly, you're a friend. Thank you, Blake Anderson.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Everybody, Thanks, thanks guys, thank you. That was therapeutic.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
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