May 21, 2025 • 40 mins
Here's another round of our favorite and most hilarious moments from this season. We dive back into Ardie Fuqua’s story of getting beat up by his stunning, six-foot-tall ex-girlfriend and then getting laughed at by a female cop. And that one time, Jon Daly showed up only a few minutes late to a table read and everyone, who was literally somebody, gave him the stank eye. Blake Anderson relives a full-blown rat invasion at his old house with the Workaholics crew, which sparks Eric’s memory of a woman who had her leg eaten by rats. Moshe Kasher remembers getting punk'd by a mysterious older stranger while he was on tour in Ireland. Natasha Leggero shares a painfully embarrassing moment about her taking a photo on a red carpet when she was new to Los Angeles.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Bombing with Eric Andre.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
What's up your door? And were in the building. More
so they all date. We don't stop hell yeah, baby,
we keep moving. We don't ever stop proving. Like I said,
when it comes to life, I bombed so much in life,
like I had a Okay, So I used to date
this Russian girl, six feet tall, beautiful woman.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
She hit me. I called the cops.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
She slapped you, she bunched you.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yeah, she had hands, Wow, she had the hands.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
What led up to that moment?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
This is a young beautiful Rusian hick and get mad.
What did you do to her?
Speaker 5 (00:44):
She was always mad?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
She hit me.
Speaker 6 (00:46):
So I learned you don't put your hands on a woman.
If a woman hits you, I called the cops. So
I called the cops, right and the cops come to
the house. The cop goes, we've been here before. I said,
now you have, and he said, no, no, you a
woman hit It pulls out a log woman.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Beat up boyfriend. Yeah, this is the house. And it
was a male cop and a female cop, and a
female cop.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Goes, damn, this dude ain't got no shame.
Speaker 6 (01:13):
Damn Like she said, she's like, damn a man, the sucker,
Damn so then so then so then he said, what happened?
Speaker 5 (01:23):
I said, she poised me in the face. So I
called the cops, and the female cops started laughing, damn,
just capture like that.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
So then he.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Said, well was she driving?
Speaker 6 (01:34):
I said, she's driving oversized, a truck that's lifted with
oversized tires with LA plates. And he goes, like the
one that's coming up the block. Now the female cop goes, damn,
she coming back to finish the job. She come back
to finish she beat someone before you.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
No, no, no, I was her boyfriend for a long period
of time.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
But oh and you called her.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I called the cops on her earlier too.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Yeah, well multiple times every time she hit me.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
I was just this was the one that wasn't on
one time and said.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
No, okay, but I have so many stories about women
doing that to me. And I know if a man
puts his hands on a woman, he is going to jail.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
But if a woman.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Puts her hands on the man, everybody's laughing. I have
one of those stories too. So she comes back, the
cops are laughing. Two more cop cars come and now
they're all just standing there. So she gets out of
the truck. She's six feet tall, she's dressed exquisitely.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
It's a bunch of cops. They going, damn you.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Find as hell, damn what you doing yo?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
You find cop?
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Because the neiges Yo, you don't want to you don't
want to arrest her.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Man, let her go, man, let's work it out.
Speaker 6 (02:41):
I go okay. So she gets her stuff. She says
to me in front of the cops, fuck you. And
the female cop says, why don't you guys have dinner
and work it out. She's a beautiful woman, and she
just drives off. And then the cop says to me, yeah, man,
my girlfriend is Latvian.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
And she beats the shit out of me too.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
So I'm bonding with a police officer over our Eastern
European girlfriends kicking as.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
This is years ago. This is this is this is
years ago.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
The other story that I have, I was dating a girl.
I'm out in the club, a Spanish woman. I'm out
in the club with Godfrey. Shout out to Godfrey once again,
shout out to a bunch of other comedians with dancing
and having fun. I'm dancing with this this Australian girl.
But she was tie she was tie from Australia, so
she's Asian with an Australian accent. Weird, but that's why
(03:31):
I found her attracting. This is also back in the day,
so with dancing, having fun, and they hear somebody saying,
is that your girlfriend? And I turn around and it's
the Spanish girl that I was.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Dating, and she just starts catching me.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
You like violent women, and everybody start and as she's
punching me, I'm looking at all my friends laughing.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
She beat this.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
As she beat it, security came and grabs her. The
security guard grabs her.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
But he just picked her up.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
He didn't pull her back, he didn't take these tips back.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
He just picked her up.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Now she has better leverage.
Speaker 6 (04:15):
Me cut me now, she's told w Everybody just laughing,
and I saw a security guard was laughing too, so
he took it.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
I was lumped up.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Security took out the club.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
The club manager comes in and goes, hey, man, she's outside,
she's making noise. We don't want our neighbors to call
the cops to call a scene, so can't you leave.
I was like, wait, I just got my ask by
the girl. You're throwing me out the club and he goes, okay,
let's do it this way. When a cab comes, we'll
(04:50):
stand outside. I'll stand outside wait for a cab to come.
When a cab comes, I'll hail the cab for you.
Security will step in front of her, and then you
hop into the cab. We create a barricade, a barrier.
She gets to the cab. Okay, So cab comes, he
goes out.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
He hails a cab.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
I go out.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Security steps in front, but the cab was off duty.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
The cab kept going. Now I'm standing outside and everybody's
looking at me like woo, and she goes, yeah, mother,
So it's chasing me and I start running.
Speaker 7 (05:25):
So did the tie Australian girl like take all this
in and she's like, what the fuck?
Speaker 5 (05:30):
She would She wouldn't talk to me after that.
Speaker 8 (05:31):
I didn't know you.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Had a girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Everybody there, everybody, oh there.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
But here's the thing with this chick. She was wearing
flip flops. So I'm running.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
Yeah, as I'm running all your hers the street, and
you think I would get away from a woman wearing
flip flops, right, she got growing man six or two
running wear, sneakers, Nope, flip.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Flops right behind me. I'm gonna kill you, motherfucker. I'm
gonna kill you mother.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
She got you up.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
You know, she never caught up.
Speaker 7 (06:04):
I ran still married to this day. No, no, no,
the same beautiful angel.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
No, I'm still friends with her. Really, this is actually
this is in the nineties.
Speaker 7 (06:12):
Though, when that would happen or what yeaheties back then?
Speaker 6 (06:16):
All of my bad stories with women are years back.
I haven't had any recent ones. I mean, I'm an
older man now now. The people that I surround myself
with a little bit more level headed and more mature,
a lot more mature. Yeah older, I'm not in their twenties,
you know, thinking there the ship. You know, as we're older,
we get smarter, we grow, we get more mature, we
(06:37):
learn how to adapt, to learn how to handle people,
which brings back to coming on stage when a set
is going bad, if I'm not having a good time,
but I find that a conversation with the audience member
always saves today, it always saves the day.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
Well, you just act like you're like just getting to
know knowm like, hey, where are you from?
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Let's shit or what?
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Well, I'll just some them what they're wearing or what
they're doing. You know, did you enjoy the show? Do
you have a good time where you're from? When you're
a well traveled person, you've been there. Yeah, And then
you can find a way for.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Everybody to come together.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
Also, guys like, guess we could use we use physical
comedy or a favorite song. Yeah, everybody has a favorite song.
I can go into a joke. It always works. A
joke that has a song in it always gets the
crowd on you.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Something.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
The sillier song, the better.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
Making my way downtown and then all of a sudden,
all the crowd that hited is going not on your
side again if you're doing something that they can relate to.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
You had a bit about listening to Billy Joel in
the car or something.
Speaker 7 (07:45):
Yeah, I feel like I listened to white music in
the car when black people are are.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Better attention if you switch it.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
Oh yeah, but I said that I use I play
I play rock music. When a cop pulls me over,
I put I put white people music on, like a
cop will pull me over.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
I'll see him then and I'll throw on the Billy
Addle CD in the midnight olt.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
She caused more more more.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
About a cop gets in my window he hears the song,
he goes.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
Hey, what the hell, Yeah, get out of here, nigger.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I love that black guy. He's so cool. Friday night
I crashed your party. Saturday, Sam, I'm sorry. Sunday came.
You trashed me out again.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Cock comes in the window.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
I was on having fun. Was it hurting anyone? Yeah,
get out here, nigger.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Billy Joel, that's a deep cut.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Maybe it's not. Maybe you may be right, I may
be crazy.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
You don't know that song song.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
At your birthday party. You doing a lot of songs.
You put me up on a lot of songs.
Speaker 7 (08:58):
I gotta do it again, just for my own bring.
I don't remember anything. Got blurry very.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
Quick, but your crowd loves that.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Dude, wild insane.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
That was a wild time.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
That's a great time.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
That was a great time. Half of it.
Speaker 7 (09:12):
I couldn't even I was trying to catch all of it.
There's like fire breathers, Santa Claus wrestling.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
I don't know if you noticed, but the crowd went
wherever you went, like you should. I should have been
the room to room and they followed you from room.
Speaker 7 (09:28):
There was there's a crowd that like broke into my
This kid broke into my green room and took the ship.
Speaker 9 (09:35):
Get the out of here.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
If you gotta go, you gotta go ship. Sometimes you
can't hold it. You gotta take ship, no matter what
you are, but you gotta get to close. The one
purposely went down and did it.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
You ain't gonna make it in the next one.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
That is stealing all my ship, my ship, my green room.
You were stealing when that turn is.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
Knocking on your asshole, not not knocking all Heaven's door.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
You have your bands?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Never never, I've never shipped my pants.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Well, when you were baby, you shit your pants?
Speaker 3 (10:04):
You ever shop your pants?
Speaker 4 (10:05):
I shipped my pants recently?
Speaker 3 (10:07):
You ever shoot your pants on stage?
Speaker 4 (10:08):
I never shipped my pants on stage. I almost threw
up in Germany because I was doing too much drugs
night before I thought I was I told.
Speaker 7 (10:16):
My opener, and I go, I'm gonna throw up on
stage and it's gonna not be funny.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
What drugs are you doing? I did ecstasy, ecstasy.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
A lot of it, a lot of and I drank
a lot Oh wow, and I was up all night.
I was like, yeah, baby, I still got it. And
the next day I felt like I was gonna die.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
I did ecstasy once and I got so paranoid.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
I never did it again.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Paranoid.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
I got paranoid as.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Fuck youah bad ecstasy. Then you gotta take God drag him.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
It saved me.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
That will light up your brain like the fourth of July.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
I haven't spoked weed in thirty years because the last
time I stilled weed, I was in a club with
all my friends and I stood in the corner facing
the wall.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Until eight am.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Drugs.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
There's a guy mop and say, hey, man, we're clothes.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
You gotta get out of here.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
Oh you were fucked up. I was the most fucked
you've been on stage. I would never been on stage
drunk or anything.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
Yeah, drunk, coked up high.
Speaker 7 (11:06):
Back in the day, you would drink on stage. I
would see you drink on stage. I think maybe you
had a drink in hand. Maybe it's just a soda.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
Soda because with my surprise, you don't really drink at all.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
Right now, well I'm ten years sober now, but really yeah,
ten years at this point.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
But the thing, right, I've been twenty five years. I
only got ten.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Years for twenty five and then ten of them were
you for sober?
Speaker 7 (11:28):
Yeah, so yearslean fall off, five clean fall off?
Speaker 4 (11:33):
What's your following off? Alcohol or cocaine?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Both?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Your cocaine.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
I would always say, you know, and here's the thing
about it, and I had to come to that. I
would say, Hey, I don't drink. I don't drink, I
don't touch alcohol. Let me get here that though, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You don't drink alcohol. When you sniff cocin, you ain't sober.
You're a drug addict. I said, it is different. See,
(11:59):
I haven't had the alcohol though, So I'm soba.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
So twenty five years ago. What were you doing in
the nineties? Were you doing cocaine everything?
Speaker 3 (12:07):
That's what it was.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
Heroin wasn't any good because heroin you do.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Like were you doing acid and mushrooms and stuff?
Speaker 1 (12:14):
No?
Speaker 7 (12:14):
I didn't psychedelics. I did you ever had a psychedelic experience?
Speaker 6 (12:19):
I did mushrooms and I got paranoid, and I did
with a psychedelic experience, I would get paranoid and never.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Do that again.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Really, yeah, it just wasn't for you.
Speaker 6 (12:28):
It just wasn't mushrooms. I went on stage on mushrooms once.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
That was horrible.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
I thought the audience with puppets.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Oh you were high?
Speaker 5 (12:37):
That was it wasn't a little bit like.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
The event dollars. I think I think that was your set.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
I think at this point little Penny was good with
Chris playing little Penny, and they all like little Penny.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
They all like that.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Little puppet the entire Hardaway. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:56):
When when uh, Chris Rock was doing Penny Hardaway puppet,
he was a little Penny.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
I don't know he was. He was a voice.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Chris was a voice.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
But in my mind the oiden is whatever.
Speaker 6 (13:09):
They look like they have puppets to me, I was
tripping and there was a comedian named Maya de Georgia
and she said all her was helf voice going arties high,
and all the comedians laughing.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Oh no, making it way worse you're going.
Speaker 6 (13:26):
I thought I was being funny. I thought I was
being funny, but they all disliked puppets. I mean, it's
it's a you know, you have a bomber. You don't
know you bombed a bomb. I think you're killed and
people are like, eh.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
I don't know if I.
Speaker 7 (13:41):
Thought I was, but I've definitely come on stage where
I didn't realize how bad it was until like the
way the comics looked at me after the show, you
know what I mean, You get like the like avoiding,
like look away.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
You're like, oh shit, I did that bad.
Speaker 6 (13:55):
They look you up and down, or you know, you
had a bad sell when you stand in Mexico comedian,
I had a good set and it comes.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
To go, you are funny.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
You are so funny, and he look at you and go.
Speaker 7 (14:08):
Yeah, yeah you good, yeah yeah if you hey, you
good with Adre you know him from being John Daily,
John Daly's.
Speaker 9 (14:27):
Thanks for having us me and it's great, this is great.
I did this one. Oh man, this was a bomb.
This was this actually changed my life just a little bit,
like changed the way I deal with like logistics. But
I like just got I guess it was probably like
two thousand and twelve, so I was just like I
did you're it was your nine I'm nine years old.
(14:49):
I was asked to do a read through. This is this
thing called the Blacklist that this guy Frank Leonard does.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
It's the Blacklist.
Speaker 9 (14:57):
Movies all this script. It's like script all the best
scripts the year that didn't get produced. So he kind
of like, you know, if you get on the Blacklist,
it's a big deal. So there was this reading at
the Jerry Lewis Theater, which is right around the corner.
I was like, Oh, I'm going to do this reading
with all these celebrities and I didn't know who they
were yet, but I knew there were like famous people involved,
(15:19):
and I was like, I gotta be on time for this,
and it just didn't happen. I was like, oh no parking.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Oh god.
Speaker 9 (15:25):
And then I got get to the theater and it's
a labyrinth and you have to walk like forty like
six minutes this way up at elevator and then another
like and basically I was like three to four minutes
late after like trying so hard to get on time,
and I was talking. I was very nervous, and I
was talking loudly. This is ten am the rehearsal before.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
The read through the rehearsal, So this is.
Speaker 9 (15:48):
The rehearsal, and I'm like talking to this intern who's
leading me, and I'm like, uh so, uh is is
are people here yet? And she goes, Everyone's here and I.
Speaker 8 (15:58):
Was like, oh, oh wow, oh really.
Speaker 9 (16:01):
So I'm like even though I'm four minutes late, I'm like.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Oh wow.
Speaker 9 (16:04):
I thought that would be later. And as I walked
into the room full of all the people in the
director and everyone, I said this. I said, amazing, like
just my luck, I'm the least famous guy here and
the most late hilarious. And I turned around and everyone
was looking at me saying that. And it was James Marsden,
(16:26):
Luke Wilson, Jessica Alba, Laura Carmichael from the from the
Car from Drug Carmichael and some other people, Elvis Presley,
mister Golden Nugget himself, and I just.
Speaker 10 (16:50):
The d C Snipers.
Speaker 9 (16:56):
And uh. And I sat next to James Marson and
I was like, hey, what's up man? He goes, hey man,
but I saying like I'm the least famous person. It
was just thing to fucking say. And then the reading
came and I crushed it.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
I was so good because I was.
Speaker 9 (17:16):
Like, you can't get worse than this. I'm gonna be amazing.
And I just was great. I was like, I'm so funny.
Speaker 10 (17:21):
If you can remember a few of those lines right now,
this is called bombing with Eric Andrey, So let's hear
a little bit of that.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Oh okay, say that, but.
Speaker 9 (17:30):
Bombing with Eric Andra. Yes, but uh, and then I
did it.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
It was good.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
And then Luke Wilson just suicide footage.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
Oh man, Yeah, that was rough.
Speaker 7 (17:40):
Anyway, Anyway, let's talk about a bomb. The guy bombed
his medulla?
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Were interested stuff like that kind of self bombed.
Speaker 9 (17:50):
He self bombed his head.
Speaker 10 (17:52):
Have you worked with any of those people since?
Speaker 7 (17:54):
Have you worked with our Bud Dwyers since he shot
himself on television?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:59):
I tug up his great and stole his rings with rings.
He was buried with keys and rings, those keys.
Speaker 8 (18:08):
I was like, so weird, like my keys.
Speaker 9 (18:13):
Yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (18:14):
There's gotta be bad shows. And what's a bad fucking show?
Speaker 10 (18:18):
They're all you know, I think they're all bad all shows? No,
I think, no, no, No, there's a lot of really
good shows, of course, But like I think, in general,
if there's a show that you haven't seen, it's it's
bad because because there was a reason you didn't see it.
You know, there's more bad shows in.
Speaker 7 (18:36):
The world than I took my mom to streep no
More and she was like, you like it? No, she
was like, why is it so dark in here? I go, Mom,
you gotta be quiet mask, I go put.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
The mask on.
Speaker 7 (18:47):
She goes, this mask wasn't made for Jewish noses. It's
hurting my face. And then she keeps like putting the
thing up, and I'm like, mom.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Got a whisper. It's an interactive play?
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Is that one?
Speaker 7 (18:58):
She goes, you told me a play. I thought there'd
be seats. I'm standing for hours. I'm exhausted. I'm like,
stop complaining. This is fucking art. And then she's like, no,
I'm sitting. And she would just sit on prod. Yeah,
she would sit on set deck.
Speaker 9 (19:14):
And people will think you're a part of the show.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
If you don't have the mask on, that makes you blank, right.
Speaker 9 (19:24):
I mean mask, So you're in the show as like
a modern dressed person.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
I don't know even know where my son is.
Speaker 7 (19:32):
I remember she's checking her voicemails all loud and ship.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Clearly not a play.
Speaker 9 (19:39):
I'm walking the whole through a hallway.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Remember that she would be like.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
This is cool.
Speaker 10 (19:43):
She was like, I think that's really cool.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
I like that immersive theater. I like I love immersive theater.
Speaker 9 (19:50):
Yeah, it's amazing.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Sleep no More was cool.
Speaker 9 (19:52):
I feel like there was a thing with like there'll
always be like, oh.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
De la Guardo.
Speaker 9 (19:56):
You know, it's like the best theater production. And like
when Leonardo DiCaprio was there, they took them up into
the ceiling and they fucking bounced them around and stuff,
and then it would be like, oh, Sleep No More. Well,
Leonardo DiCaprio went to Sleep and they fucked a girl
and you go and you're like, oh, this is some
good sexy show and people are naked and you're like, oh,
(20:17):
it's a little bit withhold it didn't get it.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
There's a big sex orgy, there's a bo.
Speaker 9 (20:22):
It's not that great. I don't know, Like I just
like I wanted to like, yeah, it to be way.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
I forgot about like GUARDI.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Remember Daily Guarde like they people would fly.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
I never saw it.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
I was too broken those days to get take out anything.
Speaker 10 (20:34):
Yeah, I mean there's still and I think I'm still
too bro afraid. There's another like Sleep No More show
that is even weirder. Apparently they just opened.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Really yeah, I'll go to the guy.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
I love that ship.
Speaker 9 (20:46):
I just wanted to be Yes.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
It's going to Sleep No More where you finally.
Speaker 9 (20:51):
Get to Yeah, you finally get to fuck do what
Leo did yeah version, some girl just as like, yeah,
I'm the funk.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Oh wow, I guess that was a good play.
Speaker 9 (21:02):
Good review from Sleep even less.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Yeah, I didn't do.
Speaker 9 (21:09):
Any sleeping in there.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
All I learned is people want to fuck me.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
That's got his theater experience.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
With Aericdrey, with Aeric Codrey.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
My next guess is Blake Anderson.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Thanks guys, I heard that work of haulings.
Speaker 7 (21:37):
This is what Adam told me that you guys lived
and shot in the house for the first season, which
is like disgusting. Martin Scorsese famously says, never let a
crew in your house.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Oh, I know, it's against like disgusting.
Speaker 7 (21:53):
Yeah, and he said, Adam told me the house is
so nasty that you guys had a rat infestations, and
like you and him would like spray rats with for breeze.
Speaker 11 (22:02):
And it's the night of many kills. It's like one
night where we were so sick of rats like being
in our house that we brought the fight to them.
We had to end up going into like the the
attic and we just found like a hub of like baby.
Speaker 8 (22:20):
Oh yeah, baby rats.
Speaker 11 (22:23):
Keep resetting the trap over and keep you just hear
it go. We just watched TV here to clack.
Speaker 8 (22:32):
We couldn't afford it. Well yeah, yeah, it.
Speaker 11 (22:39):
Was not cashed, and we didn't know how long and
how successful the show would be.
Speaker 8 (22:43):
So it's like, we'll do it ourselves. We'll do it ourselves.
It was really weird.
Speaker 11 (22:49):
It was a trip because you would get like woken
up by like a pa, like literally out of here.
Speaker 8 (22:54):
That's a good idea because Comedy Central was paying our
rent like we did.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
And you were so broke at the time.
Speaker 8 (23:01):
You're like, yeah, we were rent free. It was it
was kind of like the perfect thing.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Yeah, you guys like Van nice, right, I remember that.
Speaker 8 (23:09):
It was it was cool house.
Speaker 9 (23:10):
Yeah, you came over for.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Class.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
We would like rehearse bullshit scenes together the house.
Speaker 8 (23:16):
Oh, it's so funny.
Speaker 7 (23:17):
That's where I didn't believe him about what He's like,
I'm doing a show and we're do in this house.
I was like sure, yeah right.
Speaker 11 (23:25):
The other thing was is we had filmed the whole season,
but they were waiting to premiere it on the back
of South Park, so we had to wait for South
Park to have a new season for us.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
To come out.
Speaker 11 (23:36):
So we had to we told everybody like, yeah, we
filmed the whole season and television.
Speaker 9 (23:41):
Yeah, they're like.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
In your house.
Speaker 8 (23:48):
That you just keep delivering pizzas.
Speaker 10 (23:51):
Okay in south Park, this show that's notoriously very slow
to make.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Yeah up, yeah it was.
Speaker 8 (24:00):
It was a process, but eventually we got off the ground.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
So what was this Night of the Thousand Rats?
Speaker 8 (24:05):
That was just like.
Speaker 11 (24:08):
We just we were invested. We had an infestation, like
it would be so it would be like I have
a chick over in my room, you know, and you
at night you would hear my door was like in
the hallway, you would literally hear the rats trying to
claw into my room.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
Oh my god.
Speaker 8 (24:27):
And you're just like, oh, don't worry about that. Yeah,
this is my theater.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Rats.
Speaker 8 (24:47):
Yeah, no, it was. It was a dark time.
Speaker 7 (24:50):
This lady that was an emergency room an e R
nurse I met at an ayahuasc Retreat. I was like,
what was the mouznar that she worked at a hospital
in East New York which is a very very rough
part of New York City and it's where Mike Tyson's from.
And uh, I go, let's give me a gnarly yar story.
She goes, Dude, there was this lady that came in.
(25:11):
She was very, very old geriatric lady who had she
had had diabetes for some reason, little to no circulation, and.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Her feet, her feet were very swan. A rat broke
into her house and ate her foot like while she
was alive, and she was so old and decrepit. The
rat almost ate the whole foot. So she just came in.
Speaker 9 (25:32):
All right, let's.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
This rat was a jackpot.
Speaker 8 (25:40):
You haven't moved since yesterday.
Speaker 11 (25:42):
Okay, I'm gonna take a little doggy bag a bold rat.
That's crazy. That's kind of like, that's crazy because she
was still alive. Like people when they die and then
like their dogs like eat start eating their dead body
and stuff.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
That's metal.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Hope, that's what happened to uh Wilder.
Speaker 8 (26:02):
Oh right, that.
Speaker 10 (26:08):
Wait, what happened with Gene Hackman is it's pretty dark,
poor guy.
Speaker 8 (26:12):
This is sad.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
It's a very sad podcast.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Yeah, this is that part.
Speaker 8 (26:16):
We get real kind of the saddest talking about my
parents divorces. Now we're just going through the legendary here.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
Actually we're getting back together.
Speaker 8 (26:31):
That's cool.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Okay, now you I know you don't want to talk
about this, then it's not But you broke your back.
Speaker 8 (26:37):
Oh god, yeah that's a bump. Yeah, that's a Is
that a bomb?
Speaker 4 (26:41):
Well, it ain't of you were a bombing. You were doing,
you were making, You're dropping bombs.
Speaker 7 (26:46):
Yeah wait can you tell us about that? Tell us
a tale worth one thousand tunes?
Speaker 8 (26:51):
I mean it was.
Speaker 11 (26:53):
This was after the work Ahogs house. Me and Adam
weren't done being roommates together.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
That's also crazy.
Speaker 8 (26:58):
Yeah, We're like, we got to keep living.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Studio.
Speaker 11 (27:07):
It's like, if we combine our income, we could get
a really cool fucking house. Yea, So we decided to
go rent a crib and yeah, he still is to
this day.
Speaker 8 (27:18):
I love that guy.
Speaker 11 (27:20):
So we got our super dope crib in the Hollywood
Hills and we were throwing a Christmas party, like fucking
everybody showed up, Like we had like flying Lotus DJing like.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
When you guys start getting famous. Yeah, he's exciting.
Speaker 8 (27:34):
Yeah, this party was sick. Yeah, Sean White's there, fucking
mindy kayling.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (27:43):
All of a sudden, like all of odd future.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Roles to the party brand new.
Speaker 8 (27:47):
Yeah, and I was like obsessed with them. I'm like
I've seen their videos. I'm like these guys are so
fucking cool.
Speaker 11 (27:53):
They're all probably not of legal drinking age, but there
was definitely a lot of drinking going on. And we
had this beer pong table that Comedy Central had sent
us for like promotion. It said like Workaholics is beer
pong table. And there were kids up on the roof
of the house or the odd Future affiliates, and one
of the.
Speaker 8 (28:11):
Kids was like, I'm gonna jump off the roof onto
the beer pong table, and everybody's like, yeah, do it.
Do it.
Speaker 11 (28:19):
He gets scared, He's like, nah, never mind. I'm like
I'm at my house party. I'm seeing everybody with jazz.
Speaker 8 (28:26):
I'm like, fuck it, I'll do it. I'm faded, high, drunk,
all that stufff go on the roof. I'm like, here
we go. I've done. I did like backyard wrestling as
a youngster.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
So I knew what we still got a little bit.
Speaker 11 (28:40):
I could take it off the top rope. I ended
up jumping onto the It's just about it was like
not even that high. It's like twelve fifteen feet.
Speaker 10 (28:52):
It's pretty significant.
Speaker 8 (28:53):
Well, the thing was.
Speaker 11 (28:54):
The thing was is I was gonna land on the table.
So I'm like, it'll kind of like inform my body
to fall a certain but this fucking table was so
like cheap and paper thin that when I landed it
on it with my feet, I went right through it
like it like it's a piece of paper, and I
just basically.
Speaker 8 (29:12):
Just like stood straight up.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
He just hit Yeah.
Speaker 11 (29:14):
It was just like speared if you just jump like straight.
So that made my whole spine kind of compact.
Speaker 10 (29:22):
In the in the moment where you like rushed to
the hospital like right then or did you know?
Speaker 8 (29:27):
So I'm like not hurt, but I'm like I'm cool,
like you know, you don't want to be like party.
Speaker 11 (29:42):
So I ended up like walking up upstairs and I'm
like I'm talking to Flying Lotus because I'm like I
want to DJ next, you know.
Speaker 8 (29:49):
And he's like, okay, well you're up.
Speaker 11 (29:51):
And I'm like noticing when I'm talking to him, like
I'm hunched over.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
He's like your bleeding.
Speaker 8 (29:56):
I'm like, so I'm like okay, and I like try
to stand up.
Speaker 11 (30:00):
That's right, And it like the pain was like a
violin screech, just like and I was like, oh shit,
I fucked up.
Speaker 8 (30:08):
I'm gonna just go to bed.
Speaker 11 (30:09):
But I was still so like, you know, partying, so
I'm like in pain. I just end up drinking niquil,
passing out, and then when I woke up in the morning.
Speaker 8 (30:18):
It's still hurt, very bad.
Speaker 11 (30:20):
Oh no, so called the ambulance and oh no, Yeah,
I had broken my back. I had to go into
surgery for like seven hours.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
Really, yeah, what do they do?
Speaker 10 (30:30):
Do you have like a pin in there now?
Speaker 9 (30:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (30:31):
I had like a plate with some screws. I think
it has since fused and it's part of me.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
Is there any Do you have full feeling in your legs?
Speaker 8 (30:39):
Yeah, I'm all good. I was very close to being.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
Paralyzed, full motion feeling. Yeah, I'm all good, but really
close to paralyzation.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Yeah. That's terrifying.
Speaker 8 (30:47):
Yeah it sucks. It bummed my dad out.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (30:51):
When they told him that, he was.
Speaker 11 (30:52):
Like got emotional and I was like, yeah, that's like,
I'm sorry, guys. Yeah, in a couple of years, I'll
do this thing on a dope inner few it overshadowed yea. Yeah,
but luckily I was like in pretty good shape and
like the recovery it went pretty pretty pretty smoothly.
Speaker 10 (31:14):
How long ago was this.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Last week?
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (31:17):
No, I think it was like twenty twelve or something.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
So it's been a minute, Dan full you fully not nothing.
Speaker 8 (31:24):
Yeah, I mean my back gets sore, but I'm like,
maybe it's.
Speaker 11 (31:27):
Because I'm just old, Like yeah, yeah, but it'll it'll
get sore every once as well.
Speaker 8 (31:32):
But I can jump, I can run, I can fuck.
Speaker 10 (31:37):
We know that, we know that, we know that there's
a couple of sperm.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Tails.
Speaker 8 (31:44):
That's for sure. Stop fucking.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
With a recadre with a redre.
Speaker 7 (32:01):
On today's episode, We have My Friends Married comedy Legends.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
The Tasha La Guerrero and Mosha Kasher.
Speaker 12 (32:08):
Ireland was one of my most epic bombs ever. I
did the Kilkenny Cat Laughs Festival.
Speaker 5 (32:13):
You ever do that.
Speaker 12 (32:15):
It's a festival in the like hinterlands of Ireland, like
like in the in the in like a medieval kind
of country village. And I remember the speak Gaelic for real. Well,
they it's like a it's like a theme park kind
of place, but it's you think it's going to be charming,
but it's actually you're in the country. You're in the
(32:36):
fucking deep road, you know. And I remember the first
night I did my show, it went well, and that's
when the reviewers came.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
They do reviews at these like.
Speaker 12 (32:48):
UK festivals, and not that it's part of the UK,
but the reviewers came, so if you'd read the reviews,
it would have seemed like I was having a good time.
But after that show, everything every show went progressively worse.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
And I don't know what it was.
Speaker 12 (33:02):
I mean, at first, well I do know on some
level what it was. I went and saw you know,
Tim Key, you know who he is, like a really
sort of artsy, like he's crazy hair maybe, uh, very artistic,
does a lot of poems that he pulls out of
his pocket like, and really an inspired performer. I went
and saw him the first night and was like, oh god,
this guy the kind of guy that makes you feel jealous.
(33:23):
When you see that, you're like, fuck, this guy's baby's
doing new shit that I saw that, and I was like,
this guy's fucking so good.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Then the by the end of the week, tim Key,
the rumor.
Speaker 12 (33:32):
Was that he was having food thrown at him at
his shows. So that was like my saving grace, Like, okay,
tim Key, my artistic sort of jealousy Inspirer is getting
like deep Fried hagis costat at a long Country. I'm good, right,
But at the last show, and not only were they
(33:53):
mean to me and not laughing at me, they were
making they people would make fun of me on the
way home, like like unreally to people, not people at
the show, just people.
Speaker 5 (34:03):
Just way home.
Speaker 12 (34:04):
Yeah, I'd be walking back to telling people just be
like pointing at me and laughing.
Speaker 13 (34:07):
Oh my god, liked.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
May I prove my point that it was not well?
Speaker 12 (34:13):
First of all, First of all, they the last show
I did. I was on stage and a guy got
up and very similarly, he just screams.
Speaker 4 (34:22):
Next, Yeah, next is hard to get.
Speaker 7 (34:24):
It's just I know how to cut back, come back
from okay, this is an old comeback.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Yeah, okay, it's kind of BROI.
Speaker 4 (34:31):
But you suck.
Speaker 7 (34:32):
I would say, if someone goes you suck, I would
go you swallow, go hother dick with your butthole.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
I always I can be guaranteed. But next is hard
to I got.
Speaker 7 (34:45):
I bombed opening up for Griz Rock on a show
that I love rock, and I got I got a
big next no, and I crumbled.
Speaker 5 (34:55):
How can you not?
Speaker 8 (34:56):
I remember what was this?
Speaker 14 (34:58):
Was this recently?
Speaker 4 (34:59):
Now it's eight I want to say eight or nine
years ago.
Speaker 12 (35:03):
Yeah, he screamed next, and I just thought, I thought,
I hope I want you to die next. I want
you to I want you crash into a brick wall
with your family in the car, catch on fire, and die.
And when I say I thought that, I mean I
screamed that into the microphone as loud as I go.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
No, it does it. They were on your side.
Speaker 14 (35:27):
There.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
So after that show, that was like the eighth bad
show in a row.
Speaker 12 (35:32):
Bomb after John after it was like a crescendo of bombing.
And Next was the final one. And I was walking
back to my hotel room and I'd been being made
fun of the whole weekend long and this is It
was like one in the morning and this old man,
this old like eighty year old man, stop.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
Me in the streets and he goes, He's like, what's
your name? And I was like, it's it's Emosha.
Speaker 12 (35:58):
He goes, what are you What are you doing in
iron It? And I was like comedy, I guess kind of,
And he's like, let me tell you something.
Speaker 5 (36:06):
Motion.
Speaker 12 (36:07):
We appreciate how far you came, We know how far
you travel to be here. We appreciate you coming out
this way to entertain us. Thank you love, thank you
for being here.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (36:17):
And I was like.
Speaker 12 (36:20):
Basically, I was like thank you. You know, I'm like
this whole in my mind, I'm like this hole. No,
he was just a man in the street, okay, and
I go this.
Speaker 7 (36:32):
Everything I said he was the guy said next.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
Came in my mind.
Speaker 12 (36:38):
I was like wow this and I go thank you man,
and I'm thinking this re this reinterprets my whole experience here.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
I thought that this was a bad place.
Speaker 12 (36:49):
That these were bad people, that I was having an
alienating and antagonistic experience. But with this simple little bit
of human kindness, I now realized, like I just had
some bad luck. I had a bad or two, I
met some bad people. Like this human to human interaction
made me reinterpret this whole trip. And I was like
thank you, and I start walking away. I'm like a knight, sir.
(37:09):
And he calls after me and he goes, hey, mosha,
and I turned around and goes I swear to God.
Speaker 10 (37:14):
He's like, I'm giving you a finger, and it's.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Like it was like a fucking it was like you
know those huts, you.
Speaker 12 (37:24):
Know those things, fucking rude and true, Like it really happened.
It was such a psychedelic form of cruelty that I
couldn't even like, I couldn't even like learn a lesson
from it. It was just like a stone that I
put in my backpack full of human experiences.
Speaker 7 (37:43):
So he like gas lit you with this like overtly complimentary,
gushing thing.
Speaker 5 (37:51):
I couldn't.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
He really took the heart and then followed up with like.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
A fucking.
Speaker 12 (37:58):
Like frozen bar at the World series, Like I couldn't.
I was astounded. I was in shock, and I had
so And this is after the eighth bomb in a row,
and the worst one of all.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
This is my experience on the walk home.
Speaker 13 (38:17):
Well this isn't really on stage, but when I first
moved to LA I really really wanted to get a
picture on.
Speaker 14 (38:22):
A red carpet.
Speaker 8 (38:24):
So sad.
Speaker 13 (38:26):
Friend was like, okay, I got a hook up, come
dressed up, because I was like, if I can get
a red carpet picture.
Speaker 14 (38:32):
I was very ambitious.
Speaker 8 (38:33):
I was like, I need to get a picture.
Speaker 14 (38:35):
I think it's before I even started doing stand up.
Where you from Illinois? So but no Rockford, Illinois.
Speaker 13 (38:43):
Yeah, but it's not a suburb, but it's not Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
Yeah, bipolo, Yeah, bipolo.
Speaker 13 (38:49):
So my friend's like, okay, come to I think it
was like where did where did River Phoenix die?
Speaker 14 (38:55):
I don't know that it was like it was like
it was like so low rent to begin with.
Speaker 13 (39:01):
It was like literally like a red carpeting and I
get on this carpet to walk like.
Speaker 8 (39:07):
Some no name rock show, and.
Speaker 14 (39:09):
I do my pose because I can't one guy out there.
Speaker 13 (39:13):
And as I do my pose, he looks at me
and gives me a finger.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
Wag like like I like, won't take your picture?
Speaker 14 (39:20):
Taking your picture you know you don't belong to it.
It was so embarrassing and like, I don't know what
my friend was like, I thought he would take your picture.
Speaker 7 (39:30):
And with a recondre all right, listen up, we got
some special for you. Got a burning story that you're
itching to tell about when you bombed or absolutely failed
in life.
Speaker 4 (39:44):
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Speaker 7 (39:47):
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Speaker 4 (39:52):
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Speaker 4 (40:03):
Might just play it on a future episode.
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Speaker 2 (00:11):
What's up your door? And were in the building. More
so they all date. We don't stop hell yeah, baby,
we keep moving. We don't ever stop proving. Like I said,
when it comes to life, I bombed so much in life,
like I had a Okay, So I used to date
this Russian girl, six feet tall, beautiful woman.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
She hit me. I called the cops.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
She slapped you, she bunched you.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yeah, she had hands, Wow, she had the hands.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
What led up to that moment?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
This is a young beautiful Rusian hick and get mad.
What did you do to her?
Speaker 5 (00:44):
She was always mad?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
She hit me.
Speaker 6 (00:46):
So I learned you don't put your hands on a woman.
If a woman hits you, I called the cops. So
I called the cops, right and the cops come to
the house. The cop goes, we've been here before. I said,
now you have, and he said, no, no, you a
woman hit It pulls out a log woman.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Beat up boyfriend. Yeah, this is the house. And it
was a male cop and a female cop, and a
female cop.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Goes, damn, this dude ain't got no shame.
Speaker 6 (01:13):
Damn Like she said, she's like, damn a man, the sucker,
Damn so then so then so then he said, what happened?
Speaker 5 (01:23):
I said, she poised me in the face. So I
called the cops, and the female cops started laughing, damn,
just capture like that.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
So then he.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Said, well was she driving?
Speaker 6 (01:34):
I said, she's driving oversized, a truck that's lifted with
oversized tires with LA plates. And he goes, like the
one that's coming up the block. Now the female cop goes, damn,
she coming back to finish the job. She come back
to finish she beat someone before you.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
No, no, no, I was her boyfriend for a long period
of time.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
But oh and you called her.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I called the cops on her earlier too.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Yeah, well multiple times every time she hit me.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
I was just this was the one that wasn't on
one time and said.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
No, okay, but I have so many stories about women
doing that to me. And I know if a man
puts his hands on a woman, he is going to jail.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
But if a woman.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Puts her hands on the man, everybody's laughing. I have
one of those stories too. So she comes back, the
cops are laughing. Two more cop cars come and now
they're all just standing there. So she gets out of
the truck. She's six feet tall, she's dressed exquisitely.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
It's a bunch of cops. They going, damn you.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Find as hell, damn what you doing yo?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
You find cop?
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Because the neiges Yo, you don't want to you don't
want to arrest her.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Man, let her go, man, let's work it out.
Speaker 6 (02:41):
I go okay. So she gets her stuff. She says
to me in front of the cops, fuck you. And
the female cop says, why don't you guys have dinner
and work it out. She's a beautiful woman, and she
just drives off. And then the cop says to me, yeah, man,
my girlfriend is Latvian.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
And she beats the shit out of me too.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
So I'm bonding with a police officer over our Eastern
European girlfriends kicking as.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
This is years ago. This is this is this is
years ago.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
The other story that I have, I was dating a girl.
I'm out in the club, a Spanish woman. I'm out
in the club with Godfrey. Shout out to Godfrey once again,
shout out to a bunch of other comedians with dancing
and having fun. I'm dancing with this this Australian girl.
But she was tie she was tie from Australia, so
she's Asian with an Australian accent. Weird, but that's why
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I found her attracting. This is also back in the day,
so with dancing, having fun, and they hear somebody saying,
is that your girlfriend? And I turn around and it's
the Spanish girl that I was.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Dating, and she just starts catching me.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
You like violent women, and everybody start and as she's
punching me, I'm looking at all my friends laughing.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
She beat this.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
As she beat it, security came and grabs her. The
security guard grabs her.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
But he just picked her up.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
He didn't pull her back, he didn't take these tips back.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
He just picked her up.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Now she has better leverage.
Speaker 6 (04:15):
Me cut me now, she's told w Everybody just laughing,
and I saw a security guard was laughing too, so
he took it.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
I was lumped up.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Security took out the club.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
The club manager comes in and goes, hey, man, she's outside,
she's making noise. We don't want our neighbors to call
the cops to call a scene, so can't you leave.
I was like, wait, I just got my ask by
the girl. You're throwing me out the club and he goes, okay,
let's do it this way. When a cab comes, we'll
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stand outside. I'll stand outside wait for a cab to come.
When a cab comes, I'll hail the cab for you.
Security will step in front of her, and then you
hop into the cab. We create a barricade, a barrier.
She gets to the cab. Okay, So cab comes, he
goes out.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
He hails a cab.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
I go out.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Security steps in front, but the cab was off duty.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
The cab kept going. Now I'm standing outside and everybody's
looking at me like woo, and she goes, yeah, mother,
So it's chasing me and I start running.
Speaker 7 (05:25):
So did the tie Australian girl like take all this
in and she's like, what the fuck?
Speaker 5 (05:30):
She would She wouldn't talk to me after that.
Speaker 8 (05:31):
I didn't know you.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Had a girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Everybody there, everybody, oh there.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
But here's the thing with this chick. She was wearing
flip flops. So I'm running.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
Yeah, as I'm running all your hers the street, and
you think I would get away from a woman wearing
flip flops, right, she got growing man six or two
running wear, sneakers, Nope, flip.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Flops right behind me. I'm gonna kill you, motherfucker. I'm
gonna kill you mother.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
She got you up.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
You know, she never caught up.
Speaker 7 (06:04):
I ran still married to this day. No, no, no,
the same beautiful angel.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
No, I'm still friends with her. Really, this is actually
this is in the nineties.
Speaker 7 (06:12):
Though, when that would happen or what yeaheties back then?
Speaker 6 (06:16):
All of my bad stories with women are years back.
I haven't had any recent ones. I mean, I'm an
older man now now. The people that I surround myself
with a little bit more level headed and more mature,
a lot more mature. Yeah older, I'm not in their twenties,
you know, thinking there the ship. You know, as we're older,
we get smarter, we grow, we get more mature, we
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learn how to adapt, to learn how to handle people,
which brings back to coming on stage when a set
is going bad, if I'm not having a good time,
but I find that a conversation with the audience member
always saves today, it always saves the day.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
Well, you just act like you're like just getting to
know knowm like, hey, where are you from?
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Let's shit or what?
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Well, I'll just some them what they're wearing or what
they're doing. You know, did you enjoy the show? Do
you have a good time where you're from? When you're
a well traveled person, you've been there. Yeah, And then
you can find a way for.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Everybody to come together.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
Also, guys like, guess we could use we use physical
comedy or a favorite song. Yeah, everybody has a favorite song.
I can go into a joke. It always works. A
joke that has a song in it always gets the
crowd on you.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Something.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
The sillier song, the better.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
Making my way downtown and then all of a sudden,
all the crowd that hited is going not on your
side again if you're doing something that they can relate to.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
You had a bit about listening to Billy Joel in
the car or something.
Speaker 7 (07:45):
Yeah, I feel like I listened to white music in
the car when black people are are.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Better attention if you switch it.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
Oh yeah, but I said that I use I play
I play rock music. When a cop pulls me over,
I put I put white people music on, like a
cop will pull me over.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
I'll see him then and I'll throw on the Billy
Addle CD in the midnight olt.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
She caused more more more.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
About a cop gets in my window he hears the song,
he goes.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
Hey, what the hell, Yeah, get out of here, nigger.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I love that black guy. He's so cool. Friday night
I crashed your party. Saturday, Sam, I'm sorry. Sunday came.
You trashed me out again.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Cock comes in the window.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
I was on having fun. Was it hurting anyone? Yeah,
get out here, nigger.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Billy Joel, that's a deep cut.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Maybe it's not. Maybe you may be right, I may
be crazy.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
You don't know that song song.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
At your birthday party. You doing a lot of songs.
You put me up on a lot of songs.
Speaker 7 (08:58):
I gotta do it again, just for my own bring.
I don't remember anything. Got blurry very.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
Quick, but your crowd loves that.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Dude, wild insane.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
That was a wild time.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
That's a great time.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
That was a great time. Half of it.
Speaker 7 (09:12):
I couldn't even I was trying to catch all of it.
There's like fire breathers, Santa Claus wrestling.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
I don't know if you noticed, but the crowd went
wherever you went, like you should. I should have been
the room to room and they followed you from room.
Speaker 7 (09:28):
There was there's a crowd that like broke into my
This kid broke into my green room and took the ship.
Speaker 9 (09:35):
Get the out of here.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
If you gotta go, you gotta go ship. Sometimes you
can't hold it. You gotta take ship, no matter what
you are, but you gotta get to close. The one
purposely went down and did it.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
You ain't gonna make it in the next one.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
That is stealing all my ship, my ship, my green room.
You were stealing when that turn is.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
Knocking on your asshole, not not knocking all Heaven's door.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
You have your bands?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Never never, I've never shipped my pants.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Well, when you were baby, you shit your pants?
Speaker 3 (10:04):
You ever shop your pants?
Speaker 4 (10:05):
I shipped my pants recently?
Speaker 3 (10:07):
You ever shoot your pants on stage?
Speaker 4 (10:08):
I never shipped my pants on stage. I almost threw
up in Germany because I was doing too much drugs
night before I thought I was I told.
Speaker 7 (10:16):
My opener, and I go, I'm gonna throw up on
stage and it's gonna not be funny.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
What drugs are you doing? I did ecstasy, ecstasy.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
A lot of it, a lot of and I drank
a lot Oh wow, and I was up all night.
I was like, yeah, baby, I still got it. And
the next day I felt like I was gonna die.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
I did ecstasy once and I got so paranoid.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
I never did it again.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Paranoid.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
I got paranoid as.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Fuck youah bad ecstasy. Then you gotta take God drag him.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
It saved me.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
That will light up your brain like the fourth of July.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
I haven't spoked weed in thirty years because the last
time I stilled weed, I was in a club with
all my friends and I stood in the corner facing
the wall.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Until eight am.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Drugs.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
There's a guy mop and say, hey, man, we're clothes.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
You gotta get out of here.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
Oh you were fucked up. I was the most fucked
you've been on stage. I would never been on stage
drunk or anything.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
Yeah, drunk, coked up high.
Speaker 7 (11:06):
Back in the day, you would drink on stage. I
would see you drink on stage. I think maybe you
had a drink in hand. Maybe it's just a soda.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
Soda because with my surprise, you don't really drink at all.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
Right now, well I'm ten years sober now, but really yeah,
ten years at this point.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
But the thing, right, I've been twenty five years. I
only got ten.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Years for twenty five and then ten of them were
you for sober?
Speaker 7 (11:28):
Yeah, so yearslean fall off, five clean fall off?
Speaker 4 (11:33):
What's your following off? Alcohol or cocaine?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Both?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Your cocaine.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
I would always say, you know, and here's the thing
about it, and I had to come to that. I
would say, Hey, I don't drink. I don't drink, I
don't touch alcohol. Let me get here that though, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You don't drink alcohol. When you sniff cocin, you ain't sober.
You're a drug addict. I said, it is different. See,
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I haven't had the alcohol though, So I'm soba.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
So twenty five years ago. What were you doing in
the nineties? Were you doing cocaine everything?
Speaker 3 (12:07):
That's what it was.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
Heroin wasn't any good because heroin you do.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Like were you doing acid and mushrooms and stuff?
Speaker 1 (12:14):
No?
Speaker 7 (12:14):
I didn't psychedelics. I did you ever had a psychedelic experience?
Speaker 6 (12:19):
I did mushrooms and I got paranoid, and I did
with a psychedelic experience, I would get paranoid and never.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Do that again.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Really, yeah, it just wasn't for you.
Speaker 6 (12:28):
It just wasn't mushrooms. I went on stage on mushrooms once.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
That was horrible.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
I thought the audience with puppets.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Oh you were high?
Speaker 5 (12:37):
That was it wasn't a little bit like.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
The event dollars. I think I think that was your set.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
I think at this point little Penny was good with
Chris playing little Penny, and they all like little Penny.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
They all like that.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Little puppet the entire Hardaway. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:56):
When when uh, Chris Rock was doing Penny Hardaway puppet,
he was a little Penny.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
I don't know he was. He was a voice.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Chris was a voice.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
But in my mind the oiden is whatever.
Speaker 6 (13:09):
They look like they have puppets to me, I was
tripping and there was a comedian named Maya de Georgia
and she said all her was helf voice going arties high,
and all the comedians laughing.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Oh no, making it way worse you're going.
Speaker 6 (13:26):
I thought I was being funny. I thought I was
being funny, but they all disliked puppets. I mean, it's
it's a you know, you have a bomber. You don't
know you bombed a bomb. I think you're killed and
people are like, eh.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
I don't know if I.
Speaker 7 (13:41):
Thought I was, but I've definitely come on stage where
I didn't realize how bad it was until like the
way the comics looked at me after the show, you
know what I mean, You get like the like avoiding,
like look away.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
You're like, oh shit, I did that bad.
Speaker 6 (13:55):
They look you up and down, or you know, you
had a bad sell when you stand in Mexico comedian,
I had a good set and it comes.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
To go, you are funny.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
You are so funny, and he look at you and go.
Speaker 7 (14:08):
Yeah, yeah you good, yeah yeah if you hey, you
good with Adre you know him from being John Daily,
John Daly's.
Speaker 9 (14:27):
Thanks for having us me and it's great, this is great.
I did this one. Oh man, this was a bomb.
This was this actually changed my life just a little bit,
like changed the way I deal with like logistics. But
I like just got I guess it was probably like
two thousand and twelve, so I was just like I
did you're it was your nine I'm nine years old.
(14:49):
I was asked to do a read through. This is this
thing called the Blacklist that this guy Frank Leonard does.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
It's the Blacklist.
Speaker 9 (14:57):
Movies all this script. It's like script all the best
scripts the year that didn't get produced. So he kind
of like, you know, if you get on the Blacklist,
it's a big deal. So there was this reading at
the Jerry Lewis Theater, which is right around the corner.
I was like, Oh, I'm going to do this reading
with all these celebrities and I didn't know who they
were yet, but I knew there were like famous people involved,
(15:19):
and I was like, I gotta be on time for this,
and it just didn't happen. I was like, oh no parking.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Oh god.
Speaker 9 (15:25):
And then I got get to the theater and it's
a labyrinth and you have to walk like forty like
six minutes this way up at elevator and then another
like and basically I was like three to four minutes
late after like trying so hard to get on time,
and I was talking. I was very nervous, and I
was talking loudly. This is ten am the rehearsal before.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
The read through the rehearsal, So this is.
Speaker 9 (15:48):
The rehearsal, and I'm like talking to this intern who's
leading me, and I'm like, uh so, uh is is
are people here yet? And she goes, Everyone's here and I.
Speaker 8 (15:58):
Was like, oh, oh wow, oh really.
Speaker 9 (16:01):
So I'm like even though I'm four minutes late, I'm like.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Oh wow.
Speaker 9 (16:04):
I thought that would be later. And as I walked
into the room full of all the people in the
director and everyone, I said this. I said, amazing, like
just my luck, I'm the least famous guy here and
the most late hilarious. And I turned around and everyone
was looking at me saying that. And it was James Marsden,
(16:26):
Luke Wilson, Jessica Alba, Laura Carmichael from the from the
Car from Drug Carmichael and some other people, Elvis Presley,
mister Golden Nugget himself, and I just.
Speaker 10 (16:50):
The d C Snipers.
Speaker 9 (16:56):
And uh. And I sat next to James Marson and
I was like, hey, what's up man? He goes, hey man,
but I saying like I'm the least famous person. It
was just thing to fucking say. And then the reading
came and I crushed it.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
I was so good because I was.
Speaker 9 (17:16):
Like, you can't get worse than this. I'm gonna be amazing.
And I just was great. I was like, I'm so funny.
Speaker 10 (17:21):
If you can remember a few of those lines right now,
this is called bombing with Eric Andrey, So let's hear
a little bit of that.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Oh okay, say that, but.
Speaker 9 (17:30):
Bombing with Eric Andra. Yes, but uh, and then I
did it.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
It was good.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
And then Luke Wilson just suicide footage.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
Oh man, Yeah, that was rough.
Speaker 7 (17:40):
Anyway, Anyway, let's talk about a bomb. The guy bombed
his medulla?
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Were interested stuff like that kind of self bombed.
Speaker 9 (17:50):
He self bombed his head.
Speaker 10 (17:52):
Have you worked with any of those people since?
Speaker 7 (17:54):
Have you worked with our Bud Dwyers since he shot
himself on television?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:59):
I tug up his great and stole his rings with rings.
He was buried with keys and rings, those keys.
Speaker 8 (18:08):
I was like, so weird, like my keys.
Speaker 9 (18:13):
Yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (18:14):
There's gotta be bad shows. And what's a bad fucking show?
Speaker 10 (18:18):
They're all you know, I think they're all bad all shows? No,
I think, no, no, No, there's a lot of really
good shows, of course, But like I think, in general,
if there's a show that you haven't seen, it's it's
bad because because there was a reason you didn't see it.
You know, there's more bad shows in.
Speaker 7 (18:36):
The world than I took my mom to streep no
More and she was like, you like it? No, she
was like, why is it so dark in here? I go, Mom,
you gotta be quiet mask, I go put.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
The mask on.
Speaker 7 (18:47):
She goes, this mask wasn't made for Jewish noses. It's
hurting my face. And then she keeps like putting the
thing up, and I'm like, mom.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Got a whisper. It's an interactive play?
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Is that one?
Speaker 7 (18:58):
She goes, you told me a play. I thought there'd
be seats. I'm standing for hours. I'm exhausted. I'm like,
stop complaining. This is fucking art. And then she's like, no,
I'm sitting. And she would just sit on prod. Yeah,
she would sit on set deck.
Speaker 9 (19:14):
And people will think you're a part of the show.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
If you don't have the mask on, that makes you blank, right.
Speaker 9 (19:24):
I mean mask, So you're in the show as like
a modern dressed person.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
I don't know even know where my son is.
Speaker 7 (19:32):
I remember she's checking her voicemails all loud and ship.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Clearly not a play.
Speaker 9 (19:39):
I'm walking the whole through a hallway.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Remember that she would be like.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
This is cool.
Speaker 10 (19:43):
She was like, I think that's really cool.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
I like that immersive theater. I like I love immersive theater.
Speaker 9 (19:50):
Yeah, it's amazing.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Sleep no More was cool.
Speaker 9 (19:52):
I feel like there was a thing with like there'll
always be like, oh.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
De la Guardo.
Speaker 9 (19:56):
You know, it's like the best theater production. And like
when Leonardo DiCaprio was there, they took them up into
the ceiling and they fucking bounced them around and stuff,
and then it would be like, oh, Sleep No More. Well,
Leonardo DiCaprio went to Sleep and they fucked a girl
and you go and you're like, oh, this is some
good sexy show and people are naked and you're like, oh,
(20:17):
it's a little bit withhold it didn't get it.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
There's a big sex orgy, there's a bo.
Speaker 9 (20:22):
It's not that great. I don't know, Like I just
like I wanted to like, yeah, it to be way.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
I forgot about like GUARDI.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Remember Daily Guarde like they people would fly.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
I never saw it.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
I was too broken those days to get take out anything.
Speaker 10 (20:34):
Yeah, I mean there's still and I think I'm still
too bro afraid. There's another like Sleep No More show
that is even weirder. Apparently they just opened.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Really yeah, I'll go to the guy.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
I love that ship.
Speaker 9 (20:46):
I just wanted to be Yes.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
It's going to Sleep No More where you finally.
Speaker 9 (20:51):
Get to Yeah, you finally get to fuck do what
Leo did yeah version, some girl just as like, yeah,
I'm the funk.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Oh wow, I guess that was a good play.
Speaker 9 (21:02):
Good review from Sleep even less.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Yeah, I didn't do.
Speaker 9 (21:09):
Any sleeping in there.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
All I learned is people want to fuck me.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
That's got his theater experience.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
With Aericdrey, with Aeric Codrey.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
My next guess is Blake Anderson.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Thanks guys, I heard that work of haulings.
Speaker 7 (21:37):
This is what Adam told me that you guys lived
and shot in the house for the first season, which
is like disgusting. Martin Scorsese famously says, never let a
crew in your house.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Oh, I know, it's against like disgusting.
Speaker 7 (21:53):
Yeah, and he said, Adam told me the house is
so nasty that you guys had a rat infestations, and
like you and him would like spray rats with for breeze.
Speaker 11 (22:02):
And it's the night of many kills. It's like one
night where we were so sick of rats like being
in our house that we brought the fight to them.
We had to end up going into like the the
attic and we just found like a hub of like baby.
Speaker 8 (22:20):
Oh yeah, baby rats.
Speaker 11 (22:23):
Keep resetting the trap over and keep you just hear
it go. We just watched TV here to clack.
Speaker 8 (22:32):
We couldn't afford it. Well yeah, yeah, it.
Speaker 11 (22:39):
Was not cashed, and we didn't know how long and
how successful the show would be.
Speaker 8 (22:43):
So it's like, we'll do it ourselves. We'll do it ourselves.
It was really weird.
Speaker 11 (22:49):
It was a trip because you would get like woken
up by like a pa, like literally out of here.
Speaker 8 (22:54):
That's a good idea because Comedy Central was paying our
rent like we did.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
And you were so broke at the time.
Speaker 8 (23:01):
You're like, yeah, we were rent free. It was it
was kind of like the perfect thing.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Yeah, you guys like Van nice, right, I remember that.
Speaker 8 (23:09):
It was it was cool house.
Speaker 9 (23:10):
Yeah, you came over for.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Class.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
We would like rehearse bullshit scenes together the house.
Speaker 8 (23:16):
Oh, it's so funny.
Speaker 7 (23:17):
That's where I didn't believe him about what He's like,
I'm doing a show and we're do in this house.
I was like sure, yeah right.
Speaker 11 (23:25):
The other thing was is we had filmed the whole season,
but they were waiting to premiere it on the back
of South Park, so we had to wait for South
Park to have a new season for us.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
To come out.
Speaker 11 (23:36):
So we had to we told everybody like, yeah, we
filmed the whole season and television.
Speaker 9 (23:41):
Yeah, they're like.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
In your house.
Speaker 8 (23:48):
That you just keep delivering pizzas.
Speaker 10 (23:51):
Okay in south Park, this show that's notoriously very slow
to make.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Yeah up, yeah it was.
Speaker 8 (24:00):
It was a process, but eventually we got off the ground.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
So what was this Night of the Thousand Rats?
Speaker 8 (24:05):
That was just like.
Speaker 11 (24:08):
We just we were invested. We had an infestation, like
it would be so it would be like I have
a chick over in my room, you know, and you
at night you would hear my door was like in
the hallway, you would literally hear the rats trying to
claw into my room.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
Oh my god.
Speaker 8 (24:27):
And you're just like, oh, don't worry about that. Yeah,
this is my theater.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Rats.
Speaker 8 (24:47):
Yeah, no, it was. It was a dark time.
Speaker 7 (24:50):
This lady that was an emergency room an e R
nurse I met at an ayahuasc Retreat. I was like,
what was the mouznar that she worked at a hospital
in East New York which is a very very rough
part of New York City and it's where Mike Tyson's from.
And uh, I go, let's give me a gnarly yar story.
She goes, Dude, there was this lady that came in.
(25:11):
She was very, very old geriatric lady who had she
had had diabetes for some reason, little to no circulation, and.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Her feet, her feet were very swan. A rat broke
into her house and ate her foot like while she
was alive, and she was so old and decrepit. The
rat almost ate the whole foot. So she just came in.
Speaker 9 (25:32):
All right, let's.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
This rat was a jackpot.
Speaker 8 (25:40):
You haven't moved since yesterday.
Speaker 11 (25:42):
Okay, I'm gonna take a little doggy bag a bold rat.
That's crazy. That's kind of like, that's crazy because she
was still alive. Like people when they die and then
like their dogs like eat start eating their dead body
and stuff.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
That's metal.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Hope, that's what happened to uh Wilder.
Speaker 8 (26:02):
Oh right, that.
Speaker 10 (26:08):
Wait, what happened with Gene Hackman is it's pretty dark,
poor guy.
Speaker 8 (26:12):
This is sad.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
It's a very sad podcast.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Yeah, this is that part.
Speaker 8 (26:16):
We get real kind of the saddest talking about my
parents divorces. Now we're just going through the legendary here.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
Actually we're getting back together.
Speaker 8 (26:31):
That's cool.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Okay, now you I know you don't want to talk
about this, then it's not But you broke your back.
Speaker 8 (26:37):
Oh god, yeah that's a bump. Yeah, that's a Is
that a bomb?
Speaker 4 (26:41):
Well, it ain't of you were a bombing. You were doing,
you were making, You're dropping bombs.
Speaker 7 (26:46):
Yeah wait can you tell us about that? Tell us
a tale worth one thousand tunes?
Speaker 8 (26:51):
I mean it was.
Speaker 11 (26:53):
This was after the work Ahogs house. Me and Adam
weren't done being roommates together.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
That's also crazy.
Speaker 8 (26:58):
Yeah, We're like, we got to keep living.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Studio.
Speaker 11 (27:07):
It's like, if we combine our income, we could get
a really cool fucking house. Yea, So we decided to
go rent a crib and yeah, he still is to
this day.
Speaker 8 (27:18):
I love that guy.
Speaker 11 (27:20):
So we got our super dope crib in the Hollywood
Hills and we were throwing a Christmas party, like fucking
everybody showed up, Like we had like flying Lotus DJing like.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
When you guys start getting famous. Yeah, he's exciting.
Speaker 8 (27:34):
Yeah, this party was sick. Yeah, Sean White's there, fucking
mindy kayling.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (27:43):
All of a sudden, like all of odd future.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Roles to the party brand new.
Speaker 8 (27:47):
Yeah, and I was like obsessed with them. I'm like
I've seen their videos. I'm like these guys are so
fucking cool.
Speaker 11 (27:53):
They're all probably not of legal drinking age, but there
was definitely a lot of drinking going on. And we
had this beer pong table that Comedy Central had sent
us for like promotion. It said like Workaholics is beer
pong table. And there were kids up on the roof
of the house or the odd Future affiliates, and one
of the.
Speaker 8 (28:11):
Kids was like, I'm gonna jump off the roof onto
the beer pong table, and everybody's like, yeah, do it.
Do it.
Speaker 11 (28:19):
He gets scared, He's like, nah, never mind. I'm like
I'm at my house party. I'm seeing everybody with jazz.
Speaker 8 (28:26):
I'm like, fuck it, I'll do it. I'm faded, high, drunk,
all that stufff go on the roof. I'm like, here
we go. I've done. I did like backyard wrestling as
a youngster.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
So I knew what we still got a little bit.
Speaker 11 (28:40):
I could take it off the top rope. I ended
up jumping onto the It's just about it was like
not even that high. It's like twelve fifteen feet.
Speaker 10 (28:52):
It's pretty significant.
Speaker 8 (28:53):
Well, the thing was.
Speaker 11 (28:54):
The thing was is I was gonna land on the table.
So I'm like, it'll kind of like inform my body
to fall a certain but this fucking table was so
like cheap and paper thin that when I landed it
on it with my feet, I went right through it
like it like it's a piece of paper, and I
just basically.
Speaker 8 (29:12):
Just like stood straight up.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
He just hit Yeah.
Speaker 11 (29:14):
It was just like speared if you just jump like straight.
So that made my whole spine kind of compact.
Speaker 10 (29:22):
In the in the moment where you like rushed to
the hospital like right then or did you know?
Speaker 8 (29:27):
So I'm like not hurt, but I'm like I'm cool,
like you know, you don't want to be like party.
Speaker 11 (29:42):
So I ended up like walking up upstairs and I'm
like I'm talking to Flying Lotus because I'm like I
want to DJ next, you know.
Speaker 8 (29:49):
And he's like, okay, well you're up.
Speaker 11 (29:51):
And I'm like noticing when I'm talking to him, like
I'm hunched over.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
He's like your bleeding.
Speaker 8 (29:56):
I'm like, so I'm like okay, and I like try
to stand up.
Speaker 11 (30:00):
That's right, And it like the pain was like a
violin screech, just like and I was like, oh shit,
I fucked up.
Speaker 8 (30:08):
I'm gonna just go to bed.
Speaker 11 (30:09):
But I was still so like, you know, partying, so
I'm like in pain. I just end up drinking niquil,
passing out, and then when I woke up in the morning.
Speaker 8 (30:18):
It's still hurt, very bad.
Speaker 11 (30:20):
Oh no, so called the ambulance and oh no, Yeah,
I had broken my back. I had to go into
surgery for like seven hours.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
Really, yeah, what do they do?
Speaker 10 (30:30):
Do you have like a pin in there now?
Speaker 9 (30:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (30:31):
I had like a plate with some screws. I think
it has since fused and it's part of me.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
Is there any Do you have full feeling in your legs?
Speaker 8 (30:39):
Yeah, I'm all good. I was very close to being.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
Paralyzed, full motion feeling. Yeah, I'm all good, but really
close to paralyzation.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Yeah. That's terrifying.
Speaker 8 (30:47):
Yeah it sucks. It bummed my dad out.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (30:51):
When they told him that, he was.
Speaker 11 (30:52):
Like got emotional and I was like, yeah, that's like,
I'm sorry, guys. Yeah, in a couple of years, I'll
do this thing on a dope inner few it overshadowed yea. Yeah,
but luckily I was like in pretty good shape and
like the recovery it went pretty pretty pretty smoothly.
Speaker 10 (31:14):
How long ago was this.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Last week?
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (31:17):
No, I think it was like twenty twelve or something.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
So it's been a minute, Dan full you fully not nothing.
Speaker 8 (31:24):
Yeah, I mean my back gets sore, but I'm like,
maybe it's.
Speaker 11 (31:27):
Because I'm just old, Like yeah, yeah, but it'll it'll
get sore every once as well.
Speaker 8 (31:32):
But I can jump, I can run, I can fuck.
Speaker 10 (31:37):
We know that, we know that, we know that there's
a couple of sperm.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Tails.
Speaker 8 (31:44):
That's for sure. Stop fucking.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
With a recadre with a redre.
Speaker 7 (32:01):
On today's episode, We have My Friends Married comedy Legends.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
The Tasha La Guerrero and Mosha Kasher.
Speaker 12 (32:08):
Ireland was one of my most epic bombs ever. I
did the Kilkenny Cat Laughs Festival.
Speaker 5 (32:13):
You ever do that.
Speaker 12 (32:15):
It's a festival in the like hinterlands of Ireland, like
like in the in the in like a medieval kind
of country village. And I remember the speak Gaelic for real. Well,
they it's like a it's like a theme park kind
of place, but it's you think it's going to be charming,
but it's actually you're in the country. You're in the
(32:36):
fucking deep road, you know. And I remember the first
night I did my show, it went well, and that's
when the reviewers came.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
They do reviews at these like.
Speaker 12 (32:48):
UK festivals, and not that it's part of the UK,
but the reviewers came, so if you'd read the reviews,
it would have seemed like I was having a good time.
But after that show, everything every show went progressively worse.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
And I don't know what it was.
Speaker 12 (33:02):
I mean, at first, well I do know on some
level what it was. I went and saw you know,
Tim Key, you know who he is, like a really
sort of artsy, like he's crazy hair maybe, uh, very artistic,
does a lot of poems that he pulls out of
his pocket like, and really an inspired performer. I went
and saw him the first night and was like, oh god,
this guy the kind of guy that makes you feel jealous.
(33:23):
When you see that, you're like, fuck, this guy's baby's
doing new shit that I saw that, and I was like,
this guy's fucking so good.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Then the by the end of the week, tim Key,
the rumor.
Speaker 12 (33:32):
Was that he was having food thrown at him at
his shows. So that was like my saving grace, Like, okay,
tim Key, my artistic sort of jealousy Inspirer is getting
like deep Fried hagis costat at a long Country. I'm good, right,
But at the last show, and not only were they
(33:53):
mean to me and not laughing at me, they were
making they people would make fun of me on the
way home, like like unreally to people, not people at
the show, just people.
Speaker 5 (34:03):
Just way home.
Speaker 12 (34:04):
Yeah, I'd be walking back to telling people just be
like pointing at me and laughing.
Speaker 13 (34:07):
Oh my god, liked.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
May I prove my point that it was not well?
Speaker 12 (34:13):
First of all, First of all, they the last show
I did. I was on stage and a guy got
up and very similarly, he just screams.
Speaker 4 (34:22):
Next, Yeah, next is hard to get.
Speaker 7 (34:24):
It's just I know how to cut back, come back
from okay, this is an old comeback.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Yeah, okay, it's kind of BROI.
Speaker 4 (34:31):
But you suck.
Speaker 7 (34:32):
I would say, if someone goes you suck, I would
go you swallow, go hother dick with your butthole.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
I always I can be guaranteed. But next is hard
to I got.
Speaker 7 (34:45):
I bombed opening up for Griz Rock on a show
that I love rock, and I got I got a
big next no, and I crumbled.
Speaker 5 (34:55):
How can you not?
Speaker 8 (34:56):
I remember what was this?
Speaker 14 (34:58):
Was this recently?
Speaker 4 (34:59):
Now it's eight I want to say eight or nine
years ago.
Speaker 12 (35:03):
Yeah, he screamed next, and I just thought, I thought,
I hope I want you to die next. I want
you to I want you crash into a brick wall
with your family in the car, catch on fire, and die.
And when I say I thought that, I mean I
screamed that into the microphone as loud as I go.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
No, it does it. They were on your side.
Speaker 14 (35:27):
There.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
So after that show, that was like the eighth bad
show in a row.
Speaker 12 (35:32):
Bomb after John after it was like a crescendo of bombing.
And Next was the final one. And I was walking
back to my hotel room and I'd been being made
fun of the whole weekend long and this is It
was like one in the morning and this old man,
this old like eighty year old man, stop.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
Me in the streets and he goes, He's like, what's
your name? And I was like, it's it's Emosha.
Speaker 12 (35:58):
He goes, what are you What are you doing in
iron It? And I was like comedy, I guess kind of,
And he's like, let me tell you something.
Speaker 5 (36:06):
Motion.
Speaker 12 (36:07):
We appreciate how far you came, We know how far
you travel to be here. We appreciate you coming out
this way to entertain us. Thank you love, thank you
for being here.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (36:17):
And I was like.
Speaker 12 (36:20):
Basically, I was like thank you. You know, I'm like
this whole in my mind, I'm like this hole. No,
he was just a man in the street, okay, and
I go this.
Speaker 7 (36:32):
Everything I said he was the guy said next.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
Came in my mind.
Speaker 12 (36:38):
I was like wow this and I go thank you man,
and I'm thinking this re this reinterprets my whole experience here.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
I thought that this was a bad place.
Speaker 12 (36:49):
That these were bad people, that I was having an
alienating and antagonistic experience. But with this simple little bit
of human kindness, I now realized, like I just had
some bad luck. I had a bad or two, I
met some bad people. Like this human to human interaction
made me reinterpret this whole trip. And I was like
thank you, and I start walking away. I'm like a knight, sir.
(37:09):
And he calls after me and he goes, hey, mosha,
and I turned around and goes I swear to God.
Speaker 10 (37:14):
He's like, I'm giving you a finger, and it's.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Like it was like a fucking it was like you
know those huts, you.
Speaker 12 (37:24):
Know those things, fucking rude and true, Like it really happened.
It was such a psychedelic form of cruelty that I
couldn't even like, I couldn't even like learn a lesson
from it. It was just like a stone that I
put in my backpack full of human experiences.
Speaker 7 (37:43):
So he like gas lit you with this like overtly complimentary,
gushing thing.
Speaker 5 (37:51):
I couldn't.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
He really took the heart and then followed up with like.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
A fucking.
Speaker 12 (37:58):
Like frozen bar at the World series, Like I couldn't.
I was astounded. I was in shock, and I had
so And this is after the eighth bomb in a row,
and the worst one of all.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
This is my experience on the walk home.
Speaker 13 (38:17):
Well this isn't really on stage, but when I first
moved to LA I really really wanted to get a
picture on.
Speaker 14 (38:22):
A red carpet.
Speaker 8 (38:24):
So sad.
Speaker 13 (38:26):
Friend was like, okay, I got a hook up, come
dressed up, because I was like, if I can get
a red carpet picture.
Speaker 14 (38:32):
I was very ambitious.
Speaker 8 (38:33):
I was like, I need to get a picture.
Speaker 14 (38:35):
I think it's before I even started doing stand up.
Where you from Illinois? So but no Rockford, Illinois.
Speaker 13 (38:43):
Yeah, but it's not a suburb, but it's not Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
Yeah, bipolo, Yeah, bipolo.
Speaker 13 (38:49):
So my friend's like, okay, come to I think it
was like where did where did River Phoenix die?
Speaker 14 (38:55):
I don't know that it was like it was like
it was like so low rent to begin with.
Speaker 13 (39:01):
It was like literally like a red carpeting and I
get on this carpet to walk like.
Speaker 8 (39:07):
Some no name rock show, and.
Speaker 14 (39:09):
I do my pose because I can't one guy out there.
Speaker 13 (39:13):
And as I do my pose, he looks at me
and gives me a finger.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
Wag like like I like, won't take your picture?
Speaker 14 (39:20):
Taking your picture you know you don't belong to it.
It was so embarrassing and like, I don't know what
my friend was like, I thought he would take your picture.
Speaker 7 (39:30):
And with a recondre all right, listen up, we got
some special for you. Got a burning story that you're
itching to tell about when you bombed or absolutely failed
in life.
Speaker 4 (39:44):
Now's your chance to tell me all about it, babe.
Speaker 7 (39:47):
I want to hear your worst, most cringe worthy what
fuck was I thinking?
Speaker 4 (39:52):
What just happened? Moment?
Speaker 7 (39:54):
So pick up your phone and dial seven one six
bombing at seven one six two sixty six twenty four
sixty four and leave me a voicemail and we.
Speaker 4 (40:03):
Might just play it on a future episode.
Speaker 7 (40:05):
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