February 28, 2023 • 24 mins
Everything is riding on the big Frisbee game. But with Brady missing again, it's a rush to find him before the game is finished. A lot of ticking clock and parallel action stuff.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Previously on Brewster High. I finally figured out where I
disappeared to For three weeks, I was on a UFO.
That's right, I was abducted by aliens. This is the
crystal I took from Brady's bedroom, and this crystal is
the one I got from the tennis court. This crystal
didn't come from space. They're from bed bath and beyond.
(00:21):
I want the newspaper back in operations with Otis Nelson
as its editor. I can promise you there's nothing illegal
going on here except gambling on high school sports. Can
you imagine the scandal if people found out that coach
Bagley's wife was betting against her husband's team. Can you
remember your abduction? Some things just aren't adding up. I
guess the main thing is, like, there's no such thing
(00:41):
as a UFO. A man pretty got abducted by a
UFO again. They came back for me. There's no way
we can win the game tomorrow without Brady. We've got
to find him. Someone called the Air Force. Get off
my dick. Saturday morning, just after dawn. The Championship Ultimate
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Frisbee game is just a few hours away. The place
will be packed, but it'll be missing one key player,
Brady Brewster. What is Clara doing over there in the
middle of the frisbee field brand She looks like she's
talking to herself. Yeah, he's writing a newspaper article in
her head. Last night, Brady was abducted by a UFO.
If the aliens don't return him soon, he'll miss the game.
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And if he misses the game, Brewster High will lose,
and then lots of people who bet on the game
will be very unhappy. At this very moment, Principal Fairweather
and her new boyfriend Otis Nelson are in an Air
Force F sixteen Falcon criss crossing the skies searching for
that damn UFO and our beloved Frisbee star player. This
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is your private speaking Captain Jerry McKenzie. Right now twenty
five thousand feet and south and about two hundred and
eighty knots. To keep your eyes open that you have
both could be anywhere. If Brewster Eye doesn't win this
Frisbee game, we might as well give up on life.
We'll still have each other. Honey, did you just call me? Honey?
(02:16):
I wasn't talking to you. You weren't talking to me.
History and Journalism teacher Otis Nelson. No, I wasn't talking
to the pilot, Captain Jerry mackenzie. Yeah, that's me. I'm
the pilot, Captain Jerry McKenzie. Not you. Well, i'm flying
the plane. I'm the pilot, Captain Jerry McKenzie. You need
a what I didn't say anything. Oh I love saying anything.
(02:39):
That movie's great, John Key sax, hilarious. It's not a movie.
Move where not you? Yes, I am the pilot, Captain
Jerry McKenzie. Then who's flying the plane? I am flying
the plane right now. That's what I'm doing with my hands.
I'm Jerry mackenzie. Did you guys want me to land it? No?
Keep flying? You know what. Don't tell me what to do.
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If I wanted someone to tell me what to do,
I would get married married. No, I'm not married. I
was already married. You're asking me to get married. I'm
asking you to get married. Let me think about it,
think about what this is just so sudden. Guys, I
don't even know your name. E's Otis Nelson. Well, I
don't care. I need an answer. I'm Captain Jerry mackenzie.
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But you can call me Jerry Mary. This is crazy,
but yes, I will marry you. Well, then me too. Oh,
if you've made me the happiest man on earth, the
happiest man in the sky, I don't get it. Hey,
my parents are gonna really love you almost as much
as I do. But we have to do Thanksgiving and
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my cousins this year. Doors is a whole thing about
it where if we do it at my house and
it has to be at her house or else who
thinks the family hates her and she doesn't respond to
the group email? Whatever you say, honey, I don't want
a big wedding either. Why don't we look well, your sisters,
we're looking forward to this. There's gonna be so disappointed.
Oh screw my sister. The only thing that matters is
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that you and I are together. Oh honey, I love you.
So what's going on exactly? We don't have enough time.
We could be walking around all day and only cover
a fraction at Brewster Bay, and that's presuming the UFO
is on the ground. We have to find him before
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the game. Wait, I have an idea. I program Brady's
phone so I can track him, just in case he
went to sleep walking or was feeding someone else. Mostly
that one. Okay, fire up. Look he's not far. Looks
like he's in the middle of town. We'll get there
faster if you write piggyback on me, jump on and
hold on tight. Good thinking up. Let's go back at
(04:55):
Brewster High with Brady gone Hide was head disc boy again,
which man he had the unenviable job of giving the
pregame pep talk in the locker room. So here's your
new head disc boy High. Webster's Dictionary defines pep as
brisk energy or initiative in high spirits, as in the
Young Doctor was full of pep. But Mariam Webster didn't
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stop there. He went on to define pep talk as
a usually brief, intense, and emotional talk designed to influence
or encourage an audience, as in the team's captain gave
the team a pep talk before the big game. Hey,
that's what we're doing right now. Webster's Dictionary also defines
game as does he does have the whole dictionary memorized.
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Get to the good stuff, son, go from the heart
the heart. Okay, got it. We're all here because we
love frisbee, but more than that, we love being a
part of this frisbee team. I have never seen such
a group of players that work so well together. We're
all like a finely tuned orchestra. My right, guys here,
now we're gonna go out there and give it our all, yes,
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knowing that there's no possible way that we could win. Okay, wait, huh,
I mean obviously without Brady here. The best that we
can hope for here is to not humiliate ourselves. So
let's show them who we really are. Yes, that's better.
Now let's get out there and not lose by an
embarrassing amount, just a moderate amount. Yeah, yeah, yeah, great,
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pep talk hide. Thanks Coach Bagley. I was being sarcastic. Yeah,
so as I when I said thanks. Do you even
know what sarcastic means? Well? Miriam Webster defines sarcastic as
marked by or given to using irony in order to
mock or convey contempt. What's your Brady? Tracker saying that's odd?
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He was right up ahead, but now he's moved. I
have to put you down here. Thanks for the payback riding.
He's last recorded patient is that small batch handmade ice
cream shot. Oh man, they make the best. Weird flavors.
The other day it was walnut shells and horse hoomes. Yeah,
let's ask them if they've seen anything. Hey, let me
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know if you want to taste anything. But I'm a
freeb We don't have any waffle cones today. The waffle
cone maker broke down again, So, as you can imagine,
it's been a very stressful day. Anyway, can I get
you some ice cream? Oh? We just have a few questions. Actually, okay,
the questions about what flavor ice cream you should have? Nope,
the only thing I care about is selling ice cream. Hey,
that's okay, that's true. I've got this. Yes, I like
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a scoop of South of Vanilla Swirl please? And what size?
I'll take? A kittie scoop? Well, I'm sorry, but actually,
last time I checked, kitties didn't have boobs. What kittie
scoops are for kitties? And you are not a kittie.
Webster's Dictionary defines a kittie as someone. Then give me
a regular scoop. It's more like it. Okay, So now
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we have another question, And is it about ice cream? No,
it's not about ice cream. It's about UFOs. So yeah,
I guess, go fund yourself. But we bought ice cream. No,
you bought ice cream, this guy bought fuck all, fine,
then I'll ask the question too late. He already started
asking it. That makes it legally his question. You can't
make it your question. All right, I have a brand
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new question, completely unrelated to the question my friend was
gonna ask, have you seen any unidentified objects flying? I'm sorry,
I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. Okay, Okay,
We're lea. Are you having such a bad day? I
hope he gets his wafflemaker fixed soon. Brady must have
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gone into the ice cream shot, bought some ice cream,
got yelled at by that guy, and left before we
got there. Look, Brady's on the move again. Let's go.
We're too two miles that direction. There's nothing there but
a secluded forest, the perfect place for a UFO to
land and hide. Jump on my back. Time for another
piggyback ride. Hold on tight, This riot's gonna get Buffy.
(09:10):
It's the season Championship Ultimate Frisbee Match. Welcome to the field.
The visiting team, the Jefferson High Dick Weeds, and now
the home team minus their star player, Brady Brewster. The
Brewster High to jobs. Everybody ready, go flesbee And that's
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a frisbee for the visitors. Jefferson High one, Brewster High zero.
Maybe that Air Force jet with Principal Fairweather Otis Nelson
and Captain Jerry mackenzie will find Brady from the air
before the game's over. There's no sign of that you
up anywhere? Just cloud as far as the I can see,
and love as far as the heart can feel. Can
(10:05):
we go? Oh? Now, sure thing, guys. Let me just
tell the tower somehow. The world feels a little bit different.
You know, the earth is not the same earth we
left before. Ray I'm gonna throw up. Now you want
to go up? Oh, I'll take you up a tension
Brewster Hide. Bryn and Dexter are walking through the forest
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looking for Brady, and well, you know the doough there
it is. Put me down, Put me down. Yeah, I
don't see anything right behind that standard trees And what's
that noise? It sounds like music coming from its direction.
Sounds like a car radio. How about a car get
in the middle of the woods. It's a UFO. It's
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gonna be let's get closer. And now we have arrived
and we're standing right in front of it. This is
definitely a spaceship, and that's definitely earth music. You want
to open the door, I will, But let me highlight
that I am both physically opening an actual door and
also metaphorically opening a door into the unknown. And while
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the monsters we see can be scary, sometimes the scariest
monsters of all is what we don't see, the unknown.
For example, in the movie Jaws, we barely even saw
the shark until the fifth reel. Who refers to parts
of the movie by the reel, are you living in
the golden age of Hollywood? Fine, I'll open the door. Okay,
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open the door, Brady? Oh hi, Bryan Dexter, what up?
Let me turn this off? Uploaded all these stock library songs.
They're really great and totally free. We've got to get
you out of here before the aliens get back. What aliens? Yeah,
you know the ones that abducted you. Yeah. Right, Wait
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a second. This doesn't look like a spaceship. It looks
like a man cave. Yeah. Those space aliens are terrific
into your decorators. So space aliens built a ship in
the style of a man cave to make you comfortable
like a human zoo. Yeah, something like that. Oh cool,
you've got a water bed and a kick ass Nintendo
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set up. I look at all these tubs of ice cream.
The aliens didn't know what flavor I liked, so they
got me a variety. I'm not buying it. Space aliens
abducted Brady into a very comfortable man cave and stopped
it with video games and ice cream, so Brady would
be so chill that he wouldn't want to leave while
they left him alone indefinitely. It still doesn't add up.
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Look here on the wall, it says made in the USA.
They buy American. You have a problem with that, now,
Friend's right, there aren't any aliens. There was no abduction.
This isn't even a real us phote. It's just a
custom hot air balloon the guys that the Brewster Brewing
Company made to use for advertising. You fake the whole thing,
both abductions. Yeah, you must be wondering why no, I'm good. Well,
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I like to know money. Of course, money, But how
does hiding out in a blimp make money for you? Gambling?
Of course gambling? What does hiding out in a blimp
have to do with gambling. People are betting on the
Ultimate Frisbee Games, of course, the Ultimate Freezbee Games. And
if Brady wasn't at the games, then Brewister High would
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lose because I'm the star player and the rest of
the team are losers without me. So I bet against
the team when I disappeared before, and I'm doing it
again right now. But how did you make bets without
anyone knowing? I created a disguise and a character that
makes all the bets for me. Put on this mustache
like this look, and I look exactly like Ted Lasso.
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You look exactly like it. The mustache that's ninety percent
of the work. The rest of it is just added
to Wait, I thought it was missus Bagley who was
dressing up like ted Lasso. So many questions, those will
have to wait. There's still time to get Brady back
to the game. Maybe Brewister High doesn't have to lose
after all. Come on, Brady, put down that tub of
ice cream and get dressed. Look, I'm not going anywhere. Okay, guys,
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I want to win my bet. Why should I suddenly
bail on my whole plan? Brady? Is that what you
really want? A whole bunch of money, of course, but
your family is rich. Are you sure that's why you're
after Yes, I want Brewster High to lose so I
can win. Whoa you feel like you can only win
if Brewster High loses. That's not what I said. It's
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exactly what you said, Brady. Your sense of self worth
is inversely related to the team's failure without you. Yeah,
they can't win without me. I mean, when's the last
time anyone ever said thank you? Then? This isn't about
the money at all. It's about teaching everyone a lesson. Yeah,
I guess that's it, Brady. Self worth can only come
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from within. That's why it's called self worth. Everything you're
trying to prove to everyone, you're really just trying to
prove to yourself. Okay, let's try something. Repeat after me.
I'm Brady Brewster and I matter. I'm Brady Brewster and
I matter. I'm a good person. I'm a beautiful person.
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I matter. I'm a good person and I matter. You
did it, brand. Now let's get to the Frisbee field
and show them who you are. Yes, yes, that's another
goal for Jefferson High. The score is now Jefferson High eighteen,
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Brewster High three. It's anyone's guests who's going to win.
But if there were my guests, I'd say Jefferson High
will I mean, they're ahead by fifteen points. Wait a second,
what's that? It's Brady Brewster running into the field. Maybe
Brewster High does have a chance after all, Coach Bagley
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is calling for a time out, Brady's running onto the field,
and that's the end of the game. I guess Brady's
return wasn't such a big deal after all. The team
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gathered back in the locker room after their defeat. Oh,
by the way, this is Claire again. Well that could
have gotten better. Yeah, for example, we could have won.
You don't get sarcasm, do you? Kid Webster's Dictionary defined sarcasm? Sorry,
could I say something? Please go ahead, head dis boy,
Brady Brewster. I'm sorry I didn't make it back in
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time to help win the game. Guys, UFOs don't work
on our frisbee team schedule, right, But I see what
the problem is with us. We cared too much about winning,
and ironically, that's where we lose. You're looking to this
game to bring you a sense of value, a sense
of self worth, But no game can do that, as
a friend once told me that must come from inside. Though,
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to be blunt, some of you truly have no value.
No matter how deeply you search, You're still basically inconsequential
for the rest of you those who do matter. Yes,
I'm the best player on the team. Yes, you clearly
can't win without me, but that's not where I gain
my strength. My true strength comes from within, So feel
free to use me as a role model. And good
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luck with the rest of your lives. All right, Hey, Brady,
that was a terrific speech, and I'm not being sarcastic
this time. Thanks, Hide. You played well out there. I
assume I don't really know. I was only out there
for the last few seconds. Yeah, we miss you out there. Man.
I'm glad you're all right. You know, Brady, Bruce always
lands on his feet. Baby. Hey Brady, I'm just curious
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which group am I in, the people who don't matter
or the people whose lives have consequences? Brady, Can I
drop to you for a second. Yeah, see you later, Hyde, Yes,
coach Backley, I learned something about myself today, not just
as a coach, but as a man. I realized that
I've been taking you for granted we all have. I'm sorry.
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Did you not listen to a single thing I just
said in that speech? Validation come from inside myself. I
could care less what you think. You can take your
validation and shove it right up your ass. I'll do that, Brady.
Thank you. You're welcome. Now I gotta find Clara. Have
you seen her? Yeah, she's waiting right outside the locker
room door. Thanks. I'll walk over there now, Clara. There
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you are, great game, Brady, Sorry it didn't turn out better. Yeah.
So I guess Brendan Dexter told you everything everything, And
I bet you're going to put all of this in
the school newspaper. I can't not print it. Hippocratic oath,
you get it. Yeah, that's fair. Also, I found out
that Missus Bagley was the one disguising herself as Ted Lasso.
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It was all the way to secretly bet on frisbee games. Nope,
that's where you're wrong. She and I took turns disguising
ourselves as Ted Lasso. We were two people pretending to
be one people. Ah, you were reverse parent trapping us.
For the record, the disguise was very effective. Yeah, the
mustache does ninety percent of the word. The other ten
percent is the attitude. But why try and help me
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because I'd love you, Clara, really, I love you too, Brady,
I always have. You're my soul mate. Oh whoa, you
didn't let me finish. I was gonna say I love
you as a friend. I didn't get to finish either.
I was going to say you're my soul mate as
a friend. If you say so, tell me, Brady, what
did you want all that money for? You're gonna laugh.
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But it was always my dream to start a brewery.
You mean, other than the brewery that's been in your
family for one hundred years. Are you familiar with the
craft beer movement? Of course. I want to have my
own little craft brewery, a place for novice singer songwriters
to try out their material, a trivia contest once a week,
a local hangout for co workers to get together after work,
and totally fuck. But I guess that's all it's ever
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gonna be, just a dream. But why, you probably made
a fortune from your winnings betting a against brewster high.
Oh yeah, right on, Oh, I guess thought about wraps
things up. I'll tell you what. When I opened my
craft brewery. Let's get the gang together for a drink
on the house. It's a date between friends friends, Yes,
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nothing more nothing. Two weeks later, we all got together
Brady's new craft brewery. Although we'd all grown a lot
in many ways, we were still the same kids we
were two weeks ago, and we knew our friendship would
last until the end of time or until we went
to college, whichever came first. Article I've got to say,
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I thought listening to you read your draft to us
for five hours was going to get stale, Like, what
is this Harry Potter and the Cursed Child? It's okay,
I've got a lot, so many twist and turns. Smaller
mysteries were solved only to make room for larger mysteries hit.
By the end, all our questions were answered. It really
was written such fun characters, too likable, but also flaw people.
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I want to spend time now. That's because of the characters.
Are you guys and we are spending time together? Sadly,
the whole thing did a real number on mine and
Bryn's relationship. That's right, I'm no longer attracted to Brady.
I mean, we're still fucking no crazy speaking of your article,
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how's the newspaper doing. I'm glad you asked Dexter. Ever
since the relaunch, it's been a huge success. So now
when you stay at any holiday in Express or Springhill
Suites by Marriott, you get a complimentary copy with your
Continental breakfast. Hey, I've heard of those. Plus we just
closed a deal to run Classic Cathy comic strip. Well
she ever Mary Irving. Hey, look there's Principal Fairweather. Who's
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that silver fox with her? Hello? Okay, I'd like you
to meet my fiance, Captain Jerry Mackenzie of the Air Force. Hello, kids,
I'm Captain Jerry McKenzie of the Air Force. You know,
I've heard so much about all of you, so it's
kind of like I'm part of your friendship group or something. Nice.
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Principal fair Weather looks like you scored yourself a real winner. Yeah,
I am a real winner. Hey. Also, kids, your Principle
is a very wonderful and sexual lady. Oh and I
just want you to know that as your second husband,
I plan on taking really good care of her. Do
you even know each other well enough? Well, every hour
in the air is like a week on the ground,
and we were on the air for two a whole hours,
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so two weeks, two weeks, two weeks. So yeah. As
a matter of fact, we were thinking about getting married
right here in this bar, because it's got so many
special memories for us, like when we walked in a
minute ago, you remember, I do Hey. Also, we'd be
happy to pay you, you know, whatever you want. I've
got tons of one. You know what. It would be
an honor and it's on the house. That's bad. That's
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even better if you play your cards right hide and
I might even do our famous full money mailstrip dance
at the reception. But you know who I feel bad for,
Coach Bagley. He bet on the team and lost a
ton of money. Ah, but his wife bet against the
team and they came out way ahead. Speaking of a head,
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there's one mystery I was never able to solve. Remember
how we found that disembodied head in the vault in
the basement of school yet horror, Oh that's my head. Huh.
But that's a story for another season. Maybe the spring
come on. Everybody, drinks are on me. This episode of
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Brewster High was written and directed by Jonathan Stern. It
was performed by Lelon Bowden, Owen Burgs, Bernie, Jared Goldstein,
Greg Hess, Rob Hubil, Peter Kim, Mike McCafferty, Veronica Sordio,
Dwayne Perkins, Marcus, Ray, Sager, Shaik and Amy Silverberg. Executive
produced by Keith Quinn and Jonathan Stern. Produced by Frannie Baldwin,
Jack Brungardt, Natalie Gurgerley and Dave Salinger. Music by Matt Novak,
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Greg Martin and Alison Newman. The supervising sound editor was
Julie Diaz and the sound editor was Jack de Crane.
Mixed by Brent Kaiser Sound Design and mixed at Unbridled Sound.
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High to all of you. Goodnight,
Previously on Brewster High. I finally figured out where I
disappeared to For three weeks, I was on a UFO.
That's right, I was abducted by aliens. This is the
crystal I took from Brady's bedroom, and this crystal is
the one I got from the tennis court. This crystal
didn't come from space. They're from bed bath and beyond.
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I want the newspaper back in operations with Otis Nelson
as its editor. I can promise you there's nothing illegal
going on here except gambling on high school sports. Can
you imagine the scandal if people found out that coach
Bagley's wife was betting against her husband's team. Can you
remember your abduction? Some things just aren't adding up. I
guess the main thing is, like, there's no such thing
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as a UFO. A man pretty got abducted by a
UFO again. They came back for me. There's no way
we can win the game tomorrow without Brady. We've got
to find him. Someone called the Air Force. Get off
my dick. Saturday morning, just after dawn. The Championship Ultimate
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Frisbee game is just a few hours away. The place
will be packed, but it'll be missing one key player,
Brady Brewster. What is Clara doing over there in the
middle of the frisbee field brand She looks like she's
talking to herself. Yeah, he's writing a newspaper article in
her head. Last night, Brady was abducted by a UFO.
If the aliens don't return him soon, he'll miss the game.
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And if he misses the game, Brewster High will lose,
and then lots of people who bet on the game
will be very unhappy. At this very moment, Principal Fairweather
and her new boyfriend Otis Nelson are in an Air
Force F sixteen Falcon criss crossing the skies searching for
that damn UFO and our beloved Frisbee star player. This
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is your private speaking Captain Jerry McKenzie. Right now twenty
five thousand feet and south and about two hundred and
eighty knots. To keep your eyes open that you have
both could be anywhere. If Brewster Eye doesn't win this
Frisbee game, we might as well give up on life.
We'll still have each other. Honey, did you just call me? Honey?
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I wasn't talking to you. You weren't talking to me.
History and Journalism teacher Otis Nelson. No, I wasn't talking
to the pilot, Captain Jerry mackenzie. Yeah, that's me. I'm
the pilot, Captain Jerry McKenzie. Not you. Well, i'm flying
the plane. I'm the pilot, Captain Jerry McKenzie. You need
a what I didn't say anything. Oh I love saying anything.
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That movie's great, John Key sax, hilarious. It's not a movie.
Move where not you? Yes, I am the pilot, Captain
Jerry McKenzie. Then who's flying the plane? I am flying
the plane right now. That's what I'm doing with my hands.
I'm Jerry mackenzie. Did you guys want me to land it? No?
Keep flying? You know what. Don't tell me what to do.
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If I wanted someone to tell me what to do,
I would get married married. No, I'm not married. I
was already married. You're asking me to get married. I'm
asking you to get married. Let me think about it,
think about what this is just so sudden. Guys, I
don't even know your name. E's Otis Nelson. Well, I
don't care. I need an answer. I'm Captain Jerry mackenzie.
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But you can call me Jerry Mary. This is crazy,
but yes, I will marry you. Well, then me too. Oh,
if you've made me the happiest man on earth, the
happiest man in the sky, I don't get it. Hey,
my parents are gonna really love you almost as much
as I do. But we have to do Thanksgiving and
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my cousins this year. Doors is a whole thing about
it where if we do it at my house and
it has to be at her house or else who
thinks the family hates her and she doesn't respond to
the group email? Whatever you say, honey, I don't want
a big wedding either. Why don't we look well, your sisters,
we're looking forward to this. There's gonna be so disappointed.
Oh screw my sister. The only thing that matters is
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that you and I are together. Oh honey, I love you.
So what's going on exactly? We don't have enough time.
We could be walking around all day and only cover
a fraction at Brewster Bay, and that's presuming the UFO
is on the ground. We have to find him before
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the game. Wait, I have an idea. I program Brady's
phone so I can track him, just in case he
went to sleep walking or was feeding someone else. Mostly
that one. Okay, fire up. Look he's not far. Looks
like he's in the middle of town. We'll get there
faster if you write piggyback on me, jump on and
hold on tight. Good thinking up. Let's go back at
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Brewster High with Brady gone Hide was head disc boy again,
which man he had the unenviable job of giving the
pregame pep talk in the locker room. So here's your
new head disc boy High. Webster's Dictionary defines pep as
brisk energy or initiative in high spirits, as in the
Young Doctor was full of pep. But Mariam Webster didn't
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stop there. He went on to define pep talk as
a usually brief, intense, and emotional talk designed to influence
or encourage an audience, as in the team's captain gave
the team a pep talk before the big game. Hey,
that's what we're doing right now. Webster's Dictionary also defines
game as does he does have the whole dictionary memorized.
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Get to the good stuff, son, go from the heart
the heart. Okay, got it. We're all here because we
love frisbee, but more than that, we love being a
part of this frisbee team. I have never seen such
a group of players that work so well together. We're
all like a finely tuned orchestra. My right, guys here,
now we're gonna go out there and give it our all, yes,
(06:02):
knowing that there's no possible way that we could win. Okay, wait, huh,
I mean obviously without Brady here. The best that we
can hope for here is to not humiliate ourselves. So
let's show them who we really are. Yes, that's better.
Now let's get out there and not lose by an
embarrassing amount, just a moderate amount. Yeah, yeah, yeah, great,
(06:24):
pep talk hide. Thanks Coach Bagley. I was being sarcastic. Yeah,
so as I when I said thanks. Do you even
know what sarcastic means? Well? Miriam Webster defines sarcastic as
marked by or given to using irony in order to
mock or convey contempt. What's your Brady? Tracker saying that's odd?
(06:52):
He was right up ahead, but now he's moved. I
have to put you down here. Thanks for the payback riding.
He's last recorded patient is that small batch handmade ice
cream shot. Oh man, they make the best. Weird flavors.
The other day it was walnut shells and horse hoomes. Yeah,
let's ask them if they've seen anything. Hey, let me
(07:13):
know if you want to taste anything. But I'm a
freeb We don't have any waffle cones today. The waffle
cone maker broke down again, So, as you can imagine,
it's been a very stressful day. Anyway, can I get
you some ice cream? Oh? We just have a few questions. Actually, okay,
the questions about what flavor ice cream you should have? Nope,
the only thing I care about is selling ice cream. Hey,
that's okay, that's true. I've got this. Yes, I like
(07:35):
a scoop of South of Vanilla Swirl please? And what size?
I'll take? A kittie scoop? Well, I'm sorry, but actually,
last time I checked, kitties didn't have boobs. What kittie
scoops are for kitties? And you are not a kittie.
Webster's Dictionary defines a kittie as someone. Then give me
a regular scoop. It's more like it. Okay, So now
(07:57):
we have another question, And is it about ice cream? No,
it's not about ice cream. It's about UFOs. So yeah,
I guess, go fund yourself. But we bought ice cream. No,
you bought ice cream, this guy bought fuck all, fine,
then I'll ask the question too late. He already started
asking it. That makes it legally his question. You can't
make it your question. All right, I have a brand
(08:18):
new question, completely unrelated to the question my friend was
gonna ask, have you seen any unidentified objects flying? I'm sorry,
I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. Okay, Okay,
We're lea. Are you having such a bad day? I
hope he gets his wafflemaker fixed soon. Brady must have
(08:39):
gone into the ice cream shot, bought some ice cream,
got yelled at by that guy, and left before we
got there. Look, Brady's on the move again. Let's go.
We're too two miles that direction. There's nothing there but
a secluded forest, the perfect place for a UFO to
land and hide. Jump on my back. Time for another
piggyback ride. Hold on tight, This riot's gonna get Buffy.
(09:10):
It's the season Championship Ultimate Frisbee Match. Welcome to the field.
The visiting team, the Jefferson High Dick Weeds, and now
the home team minus their star player, Brady Brewster. The
Brewster High to jobs. Everybody ready, go flesbee And that's
(09:43):
a frisbee for the visitors. Jefferson High one, Brewster High zero.
Maybe that Air Force jet with Principal Fairweather Otis Nelson
and Captain Jerry mackenzie will find Brady from the air
before the game's over. There's no sign of that you
up anywhere? Just cloud as far as the I can see,
and love as far as the heart can feel. Can
(10:05):
we go? Oh? Now, sure thing, guys. Let me just
tell the tower somehow. The world feels a little bit different.
You know, the earth is not the same earth we
left before. Ray I'm gonna throw up. Now you want
to go up? Oh, I'll take you up a tension
Brewster Hide. Bryn and Dexter are walking through the forest
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looking for Brady, and well, you know the doough there
it is. Put me down, Put me down. Yeah, I
don't see anything right behind that standard trees And what's
that noise? It sounds like music coming from its direction.
Sounds like a car radio. How about a car get
in the middle of the woods. It's a UFO. It's
(10:47):
gonna be let's get closer. And now we have arrived
and we're standing right in front of it. This is
definitely a spaceship, and that's definitely earth music. You want
to open the door, I will, But let me highlight
that I am both physically opening an actual door and
also metaphorically opening a door into the unknown. And while
(11:07):
the monsters we see can be scary, sometimes the scariest
monsters of all is what we don't see, the unknown.
For example, in the movie Jaws, we barely even saw
the shark until the fifth reel. Who refers to parts
of the movie by the reel, are you living in
the golden age of Hollywood? Fine, I'll open the door. Okay,
(11:28):
open the door, Brady? Oh hi, Bryan Dexter, what up?
Let me turn this off? Uploaded all these stock library songs.
They're really great and totally free. We've got to get
you out of here before the aliens get back. What aliens? Yeah,
you know the ones that abducted you. Yeah. Right, Wait
(11:53):
a second. This doesn't look like a spaceship. It looks
like a man cave. Yeah. Those space aliens are terrific
into your decorators. So space aliens built a ship in
the style of a man cave to make you comfortable
like a human zoo. Yeah, something like that. Oh cool,
you've got a water bed and a kick ass Nintendo
(12:14):
set up. I look at all these tubs of ice cream.
The aliens didn't know what flavor I liked, so they
got me a variety. I'm not buying it. Space aliens
abducted Brady into a very comfortable man cave and stopped
it with video games and ice cream, so Brady would
be so chill that he wouldn't want to leave while
they left him alone indefinitely. It still doesn't add up.
(12:35):
Look here on the wall, it says made in the USA.
They buy American. You have a problem with that, now,
Friend's right, there aren't any aliens. There was no abduction.
This isn't even a real us phote. It's just a
custom hot air balloon the guys that the Brewster Brewing
Company made to use for advertising. You fake the whole thing,
both abductions. Yeah, you must be wondering why no, I'm good. Well,
(12:58):
I like to know money. Of course, money, But how
does hiding out in a blimp make money for you? Gambling?
Of course gambling? What does hiding out in a blimp
have to do with gambling. People are betting on the
Ultimate Frisbee Games, of course, the Ultimate Freezbee Games. And
if Brady wasn't at the games, then Brewister High would
(13:20):
lose because I'm the star player and the rest of
the team are losers without me. So I bet against
the team when I disappeared before, and I'm doing it
again right now. But how did you make bets without
anyone knowing? I created a disguise and a character that
makes all the bets for me. Put on this mustache
like this look, and I look exactly like Ted Lasso.
(13:42):
You look exactly like it. The mustache that's ninety percent
of the work. The rest of it is just added
to Wait, I thought it was missus Bagley who was
dressing up like ted Lasso. So many questions, those will
have to wait. There's still time to get Brady back
to the game. Maybe Brewister High doesn't have to lose
after all. Come on, Brady, put down that tub of
ice cream and get dressed. Look, I'm not going anywhere. Okay, guys,
(14:05):
I want to win my bet. Why should I suddenly
bail on my whole plan? Brady? Is that what you
really want? A whole bunch of money, of course, but
your family is rich. Are you sure that's why you're
after Yes, I want Brewster High to lose so I
can win. Whoa you feel like you can only win
if Brewster High loses. That's not what I said. It's
(14:28):
exactly what you said, Brady. Your sense of self worth
is inversely related to the team's failure without you. Yeah,
they can't win without me. I mean, when's the last
time anyone ever said thank you? Then? This isn't about
the money at all. It's about teaching everyone a lesson. Yeah,
I guess that's it, Brady. Self worth can only come
(14:50):
from within. That's why it's called self worth. Everything you're
trying to prove to everyone, you're really just trying to
prove to yourself. Okay, let's try something. Repeat after me.
I'm Brady Brewster and I matter. I'm Brady Brewster and
I matter. I'm a good person. I'm a beautiful person.
(15:12):
I matter. I'm a good person and I matter. You
did it, brand. Now let's get to the Frisbee field
and show them who you are. Yes, yes, that's another
goal for Jefferson High. The score is now Jefferson High eighteen,
(15:33):
Brewster High three. It's anyone's guests who's going to win.
But if there were my guests, I'd say Jefferson High
will I mean, they're ahead by fifteen points. Wait a second,
what's that? It's Brady Brewster running into the field. Maybe
Brewster High does have a chance after all, Coach Bagley
(15:54):
is calling for a time out, Brady's running onto the field,
and that's the end of the game. I guess Brady's
return wasn't such a big deal after all. The team
(16:15):
gathered back in the locker room after their defeat. Oh,
by the way, this is Claire again. Well that could
have gotten better. Yeah, for example, we could have won.
You don't get sarcasm, do you? Kid Webster's Dictionary defined sarcasm? Sorry,
could I say something? Please go ahead, head dis boy,
Brady Brewster. I'm sorry I didn't make it back in
(16:36):
time to help win the game. Guys, UFOs don't work
on our frisbee team schedule, right, But I see what
the problem is with us. We cared too much about winning,
and ironically, that's where we lose. You're looking to this
game to bring you a sense of value, a sense
of self worth, But no game can do that, as
a friend once told me that must come from inside. Though,
(16:59):
to be blunt, some of you truly have no value.
No matter how deeply you search, You're still basically inconsequential
for the rest of you those who do matter. Yes,
I'm the best player on the team. Yes, you clearly
can't win without me, but that's not where I gain
my strength. My true strength comes from within, So feel
free to use me as a role model. And good
(17:20):
luck with the rest of your lives. All right, Hey, Brady,
that was a terrific speech, and I'm not being sarcastic
this time. Thanks, Hide. You played well out there. I
assume I don't really know. I was only out there
for the last few seconds. Yeah, we miss you out there. Man.
I'm glad you're all right. You know, Brady, Bruce always
lands on his feet. Baby. Hey Brady, I'm just curious
(17:40):
which group am I in, the people who don't matter
or the people whose lives have consequences? Brady, Can I
drop to you for a second. Yeah, see you later, Hyde, Yes,
coach Backley, I learned something about myself today, not just
as a coach, but as a man. I realized that
I've been taking you for granted we all have. I'm sorry.
(18:01):
Did you not listen to a single thing I just
said in that speech? Validation come from inside myself. I
could care less what you think. You can take your
validation and shove it right up your ass. I'll do that, Brady.
Thank you. You're welcome. Now I gotta find Clara. Have
you seen her? Yeah, she's waiting right outside the locker
room door. Thanks. I'll walk over there now, Clara. There
(18:26):
you are, great game, Brady, Sorry it didn't turn out better. Yeah.
So I guess Brendan Dexter told you everything everything, And
I bet you're going to put all of this in
the school newspaper. I can't not print it. Hippocratic oath,
you get it. Yeah, that's fair. Also, I found out
that Missus Bagley was the one disguising herself as Ted Lasso.
(18:47):
It was all the way to secretly bet on frisbee games. Nope,
that's where you're wrong. She and I took turns disguising
ourselves as Ted Lasso. We were two people pretending to
be one people. Ah, you were reverse parent trapping us.
For the record, the disguise was very effective. Yeah, the
mustache does ninety percent of the word. The other ten
percent is the attitude. But why try and help me
(19:09):
because I'd love you, Clara, really, I love you too, Brady,
I always have. You're my soul mate. Oh whoa, you
didn't let me finish. I was gonna say I love
you as a friend. I didn't get to finish either.
I was going to say you're my soul mate as
a friend. If you say so, tell me, Brady, what
did you want all that money for? You're gonna laugh.
(19:33):
But it was always my dream to start a brewery.
You mean, other than the brewery that's been in your
family for one hundred years. Are you familiar with the
craft beer movement? Of course. I want to have my
own little craft brewery, a place for novice singer songwriters
to try out their material, a trivia contest once a week,
a local hangout for co workers to get together after work,
and totally fuck. But I guess that's all it's ever
(19:54):
gonna be, just a dream. But why, you probably made
a fortune from your winnings betting a against brewster high.
Oh yeah, right on, Oh, I guess thought about wraps
things up. I'll tell you what. When I opened my
craft brewery. Let's get the gang together for a drink
on the house. It's a date between friends friends, Yes,
(20:18):
nothing more nothing. Two weeks later, we all got together
Brady's new craft brewery. Although we'd all grown a lot
in many ways, we were still the same kids we
were two weeks ago, and we knew our friendship would
last until the end of time or until we went
to college, whichever came first. Article I've got to say,
(20:43):
I thought listening to you read your draft to us
for five hours was going to get stale, Like, what
is this Harry Potter and the Cursed Child? It's okay,
I've got a lot, so many twist and turns. Smaller
mysteries were solved only to make room for larger mysteries hit.
By the end, all our questions were answered. It really
was written such fun characters, too likable, but also flaw people.
(21:07):
I want to spend time now. That's because of the characters.
Are you guys and we are spending time together? Sadly,
the whole thing did a real number on mine and
Bryn's relationship. That's right, I'm no longer attracted to Brady.
I mean, we're still fucking no crazy speaking of your article,
(21:30):
how's the newspaper doing. I'm glad you asked Dexter. Ever
since the relaunch, it's been a huge success. So now
when you stay at any holiday in Express or Springhill
Suites by Marriott, you get a complimentary copy with your
Continental breakfast. Hey, I've heard of those. Plus we just
closed a deal to run Classic Cathy comic strip. Well
she ever Mary Irving. Hey, look there's Principal Fairweather. Who's
(21:56):
that silver fox with her? Hello? Okay, I'd like you
to meet my fiance, Captain Jerry Mackenzie of the Air Force. Hello, kids,
I'm Captain Jerry McKenzie of the Air Force. You know,
I've heard so much about all of you, so it's
kind of like I'm part of your friendship group or something. Nice.
(22:20):
Principal fair Weather looks like you scored yourself a real winner. Yeah,
I am a real winner. Hey. Also, kids, your Principle
is a very wonderful and sexual lady. Oh and I
just want you to know that as your second husband,
I plan on taking really good care of her. Do
you even know each other well enough? Well, every hour
in the air is like a week on the ground,
and we were on the air for two a whole hours,
(22:41):
so two weeks, two weeks, two weeks. So yeah. As
a matter of fact, we were thinking about getting married
right here in this bar, because it's got so many
special memories for us, like when we walked in a
minute ago, you remember, I do Hey. Also, we'd be
happy to pay you, you know, whatever you want. I've
got tons of one. You know what. It would be
an honor and it's on the house. That's bad. That's
(23:04):
even better if you play your cards right hide and
I might even do our famous full money mailstrip dance
at the reception. But you know who I feel bad for,
Coach Bagley. He bet on the team and lost a
ton of money. Ah, but his wife bet against the
team and they came out way ahead. Speaking of a head,
(23:28):
there's one mystery I was never able to solve. Remember
how we found that disembodied head in the vault in
the basement of school yet horror, Oh that's my head. Huh.
But that's a story for another season. Maybe the spring
come on. Everybody, drinks are on me. This episode of
(23:55):
Brewster High was written and directed by Jonathan Stern. It
was performed by Lelon Bowden, Owen Burgs, Bernie, Jared Goldstein,
Greg Hess, Rob Hubil, Peter Kim, Mike McCafferty, Veronica Sordio,
Dwayne Perkins, Marcus, Ray, Sager, Shaik and Amy Silverberg. Executive
produced by Keith Quinn and Jonathan Stern. Produced by Frannie Baldwin,
Jack Brungardt, Natalie Gurgerley and Dave Salinger. Music by Matt Novak,
(24:17):
Greg Martin and Alison Newman. The supervising sound editor was
Julie Diaz and the sound editor was Jack de Crane.
Mixed by Brent Kaiser Sound Design and mixed at Unbridled Sound.
Brewster High was a production of abominable pictures and honorable
mention for iHeartMedia from all of us here at Brewster
High to all of you. Goodnight,
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