January 17, 2023 • 24 mins
Coach Bagley's wife appears to be having an affair with Brady, which means she'd know where to find him. Fortunately, Geffen can disguise his voice to catfish her and learn the truth.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Previously on Brewster. Hi, Clara, it's Brady. Come find me
at the tennis court. No one can know I'm here.
It's important where is Brady. Brady Brewster is at a
wellness results. So what's your take on Principal fair Weather?
Do you think she's lying about where Brady is? Everybody
in this town bets on frisbee games or that Brady
(00:20):
kid missing. It's turner whole betting out the rhythm and
of blue. There's still whole sorts of other monthly businesses
that can cause a pregnancy, like turkey based for play.
I have something you both might find interesting, Brady's journal.
You can't see my penis. I mean, there's no way
around it. You can see my penis. Good morning, Brewster.
(00:49):
High first period is often dark, like brand has to
make a quick te tour to the newspaper classroom. You
to have a conversation with the newspaper teacher. Mr Nulty. Okay,
let me get this street. Brady Brewster, the most popular
guy in our school, mysteriously went missing a few nights ago.
The administration and his parents claimed he's at a wellness resort.
(01:10):
But you and Clara don't believe that. And hide went
to the address we thought he was at, and it
turned out to be a false Leadmundo, So you and
your friends have been following his trail, drying to get
him his truth, and one way you did that was
by sneaking into Brady's house and stealing his journal. Then,
(01:30):
just a few minutes ago, walked in here the school
newspaper classroom, to find Clara and show her the journey
that brings us up to date. All right, then let's
take a look. This doesn't make any sense. Full of sonnets,
you know, love poems. Shakespeare used to use sonnets the
way we use dick pics today. Look at these margins.
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He doodled all over them. Technically they're called marginalia. I've
got a working theory. I think this is some sort
of code ode, and Brady was using it to say something.
I took a masterclass and code breaking. I ought to
be able to crack it as long as I'm not
interrupted by anything. Everybody, come quick. Somebody put three billboards
up outside the school and everyone's talking about it. Attention,
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Brewster High. Somebody put three billboards up outside the school
and everybody's talking about it. What someone told them already,
and what do you need me for? I can't see.
Everyone's in the way. Make a path, newspaper staff coming through. Whoa,
those billboards are huge. They're the size of billboards. Never
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a dull moment at Brewster High. Am I right, Britain?
Can you read what they say to me? Clara, I
don't have my glasses on because I look hotter without them. Sure,
there's three billboards in succession. The first one says Brady
has been missing for two weeks. Then the second one says,
how come Principal Fairweather. Then the third one says Tubby
dug its discount fireworks for the Atom smasher. Oh snap,
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there's Principal of fair Weather. She's not gonna be giggy
with this, not jiggy at all. Can I have your
attention please, students and faculty of Brewster High, everybody. I
read the message on these billboards. I get it. I
want you to know we're doing all we can to
locate Brady Brewster until he returns. I've said a box
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outside the office for anyone who wants to leave a
personal message for Brady. I'm sure your juvenile gossip and
petty politics will cheer him right up. Now back to class.
Brady would want you all to be learning right now.
Do it for Brady. Nice speech, fair weather. Coach Bagley,
I was just about to come find you do something
about these billboards. Okay, I'm just not jiggy with them,
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not giggy at all. Brand. We've got to get inside
that message box. Someone knows something more about Brady. Maybe
they'll try and get a message to him. Oh, you
know who's good at this kind of stuff, guessing, let's
drag him into this brand. You're now telling me that
after that incident with the three billboards. It was the
next day and Hide was at frisbee practice in the gym,
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that's right, and Coach Bagley was there. Well, let's listen in.
Come on, hustle, hustle, what are you doing out there? Why?
It'll break us over. These frisbees are going to toss themselves.
Let's go. Let's go. Hey, Hi, you want to work
on my elevator pass with me? Hey, new kid, Charlie,
toss it over. Nice snag. Here comes a bullet pass
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that was almost a swill. Check out this thumber. Whoa,
you're a real land shark. I'm gonna snipe it. I'll
send you a hospital pass if you can send me
back a high release. And here comes the classic hammer
that turned into a serious blade. I'm out of Frisbee terms,
me too. I guess we're done. Hold up, who's that
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talking to coach Bagley. I've never seen her before. She's
definitely not a teacher. She must be someone's mom. Let's
get closer to hear what they're saying. We know what
you did, s to know Brady was too good to
not see a hit like that. We can't talk out here. Shoot,
they're going into his office. Something weird is going on.
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I'm gonna go eavesdrop hit me that stethoscope. Let me
check it out first. Yep, it's working. Okay, I'll just
put it up to the door. Like so, me and
my book club, we all put a lot of money
on that game. Now we lost it all just when
the odds were eighteen to one. My book club always
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reads new releases, which means expensive. If we can win that.
You're fixing games. You broke my trophy case. Do you
mess with us again. I'll break more than your trophy
case my heart. Just stay out of the games. But
I'm the coach. Okay, except for the coach part, stay
out of the games. Oh hi, lady, Sorry, I just
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like standing in doorways in case there's an earthquake. Oh hey, kid,
your coach and I were just going over the latest
frisbee designs. Nice stethoscope makes you look smart. What are
you doing in my doorway with a stethoscope? Just coming
to check your heartbeat, sir, for the science project. If
you don't mind, I'll put the stethoscope up to your chest. Huh.
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That's some pretty fast beating you got there. Are you
feeling either stressed or aroused right now? You know? Maybe
Ultimate Frisbee is not for you. Coach. No, you're off
the team effective immediately. Coach. Let's talk about this. Don't
bother cleaning out your locker. Your personal items will be
shipped to you ground, but that'll take a week. They'll
ride it through Minneapolis, even though I only live a
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few miles away. You make a good point. Okay, you're
still on the team. Wow, that was a quick one, Eightie.
I'm easily influenced. I love that about you. After one
more announcement for today messages for Brady Brewster. It can
be left in a message box outside of principle fairway,
there's some office. Okay, here's the plan, brit You keep
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guard while Geffen and I steal the messages. Got it.
I presend to be polishing the floor with this floor
polishing machine. I found the polishing machine closing. Now if
I can just find that message box there, it is
a few feet straight in front of us, right outside
the office door, just like the p A announcement said
it would be moments ago. Good work, Gef. Okay, here's
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where things get tricky. When I say go, I want
you to grab the top of the box and swing
it open while I reach in and pull out the messages.
That's all you want me to do? It seems like
you could do close the lid. Keevin, you get the goods?
By goods if you mean Brady's message box, And yeah,
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I got the goods. We need to go somewhere private
where we can sort through all these messages, proferably somewhere
with the hot tip. I know just the place. Yeah,
my house. Sorry, I thought that was IM Sorry about
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the hot tub, guys, I forgot. That's where I'm keeping
my tropical promise. No harm done to the promise. It's
easier to look at these messages by spreading them out
on your kitchen table. Anyway, Clara, do you take the
messages on the left side of the table. Brin, You've
got the right side of the table. I'll supervise these
are mainly just take our menus and political mailers. I'll
take these bed bath and beyond coupons. Wait, that looks
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like something, Dear Brady. I will always be there for
you as you have been for me, with much, much love.
Mature Girl forty eight? Who's mature girl? What kind of
name is that? Mature girl for a screen name? Can
you figure out who she really is? I think so,
but I'm gonna need a little help from this a
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computer that's right, I forgot you're the computer hacker character, right,
mature girl, Let's see if you've got a digital footpridence
opening Google dot com now typing who is mature girl?
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Shit says no responses to my query? God fucking damn it.
Well that's it. We've tried absolutely everything. There is one
more thing, but it's gonna take some time. Why don't
you to get a little shut I I'll see you tomorrow.
And Mrs Bagley's home net class in the morning. What
are you going to do? Facebook? You'll be getting sponsored
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ats for the rest of your life. It's a price
I'm willing to pay. Now. Where are you hiding, mature girl?
Where are you hiding? Good morning, glad. If you're not
here for Mrs Bagley's home mat class, then you're in
the wrong room. Today. In home Mack, we are going
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to be discussing how to apply iron on patches, so
I hope you all ranch after nineteen. First you'll need
to position your patches over the whole. You know, one
of the most important things. I don't care about patches
when I get a hold of my clothes. I just
learned to live with it, like in the grapes of wrath.
I'm so exhausted, I don't even think I'll be able
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to keep my eyes open. You look terrible. I was
up all night. Did you find anything, Clara Geffen? I'm
not teaching a class on whispering until next semester, but
there's already a waiting list. If you want to sign
up now, you can be on standby for the waiting list. Sorry,
Mrs Bagley, As I was saying, the larger, the whole
the larger the patch you will be needing. Well nothing,
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I tried all the searches, even bing. She's got no
social media presence. Dang, big dang. It's like she doesn't
even exist. She have to someone wrote this letter. So
to recap, I'll write down on the board the steps
number one, measure the whole number two. Holy cow, Cleara,
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look at the white board. This is Dagley's handwriting. It's
just like the note to Brady. It's an exact match. Well,
hello there, sure, girls, Oh I just said's class okay?
Short one today? Hey, hey, class, don't forget to read
chapters twenty eight to five. By Wednesday. We're gonna be
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covering across stitch next class. So what do we do now?
Do you ever hear of cat fishing? I can't say
that I have. I think only one who has ever
heard of cat fishing. Attention Ruth high student. You know
what that bell means. It's time for lunch or time
to break up those clothes diggers. Hello, dexter, May I
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join you for lunch? Of course it'll be a refreshing
change not to be doing something and have you for
get to show up at all? Maybe this is how
you're talking to sweet talked me hide. We need to
do some serious prepare work on this relationship. I completely agree.
You know what, it's your turn to take charge of
date night. This time. You decide what we're gonna do.
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You're absolutely right, that's totally fair. I will take charge.
So what do you want to do? Something to help
us reconnect? They say that a shared terrifying experience binds
people together. I've always wanted to do a tandem cliff diving.
How about that hard pass? What else you yet? Bungee jumping? No,
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volcano boarding? No, none of that gets me excited anymore. Decks.
Maybe our whole relationship is built on distractions, or maybe
we just haven't truly challenged ourselves yet as a couple.
I don't understand. You know, all these extreme adventures we've
been doing, we haven't been really doing them together. We've
done them simultaneously. But that's two individuals having their own
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separate experience. I've got an idea for something, something challenging.
Meet me right past the airport tomorrow three perfect. Just
tell me when and where, and I'll show up right
past the airport tomorrow at three. It's a day at tension,
Bruster high. That's the end of the school day. Any
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further dialogue must have been outside. Brent, hold up, define
what's wrong? Claire? And I figured out who mature Girl
forty eight is. It's Mrs Bagley, our home max teacher.
Brady was having an affair with Mrs Bagley. Well what
about Mr Bagley? No, Brady was only having an affair
with Mrs Bagley. She's the only lead we have on
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where Brady might be. We have to get her to talk.
If I know women, she'll climb up the moment she
senses we know about her affair. And if you don't
know women, same answer. But I think I do. I
suspect the only person who can get her to talk
is Brady himself. If we had Brady, we wouldn't need
her to tell us where he is. That's why I
have a plan. Did you ever hear of cat fishing? Nope?
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Claire didn't either. What is it with you, guys? It
means I'll email her pretending to be someone else in
this case Brady, Oh, I get it, Like if a
cat was going fishing, that's adorable. But will Mrs Bagley
recognize you the moment you walk in. I'll be wearing
a disguise and to change my voice. I have a
voice my too. Later, app I can use it to
sound like anyone I want. Check it out. I'm the Mandalorian.
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This is the way. I'm Dolly Pardon. I'm working on five.
I'm I'm Pitiful who goes to Brewster High. Jeez, Rick,
this feels like a bad idea. I'm Morty from Rick
and Morty. I'm John Lennon. I'm one of the Beatles.
Here's one of the ones that I wrote without pole. Oh,
I'm Yoda Impression side to, I'm Grover Impression side to,
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and I'm Brady Brewster. I love you, Mrs Bagley. I
want you to tell me all your secrets. But really,
I'm Jess Kevin, the senior with a foot fetish that
everyone loves to hate. That works great, Let's all meet
up later. But right now, Clara has to go to
the newspaper office and talk to our journalism teacher about something.
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Can I talk to you for a second, Mr Nelson?
What is it this time? Clara? I need more time
for my article. Take as long as you need, but
it better be a home run. I'm not running a
free paper here, Well, technically you are running a free
paper and that no one has to pay for it. Nevertheless,
you better have a damn good reason for asking. This
Brady story just got a whole lot more complicated. Brady
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was having an affair with a married woman. Not just
any married woman, but a woman married to Coach Bagley. Wait, wait,
that would mean Mrs Bagley exactly, student teacher affair. That's
the first. We can't run the unless you. Brady just
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isn't any other kid. He's a brewster. Can you prove this?
Don't worry, Mr Nelson. I've got a plan. But first
I'm working on the next paragraph of my article. Can
I read it to you? Go ahead? Okay, this is
stuff that hasn't happened yet. I know that's kind of meta,
but I want to get a head start. Later that day,
Hide and Dexter went on another one of their adventure dates,
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but this time it was an emotional adventure. Pretty neat all.
Right here, I am Dexter ranting to the airport just
like you asked. Are you ready for anything? Hide? I
think so. We're going to be doing something very dangerous today,
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but not physically dangerous. Emotionally dangerous. I'm going to ask
you to share an experience with me. Can you handle that?
This is so exciting? Yes, yes I can. Do You
know what a tonteen is hide? A tonteen is a
packed between two or more people. They put a certain
amount of money somewhere safe. Whoever is the last to
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survive gets to keep the money. You and I are
going to form a two person tonteen. In that shovel
that you're carrying gets to bury this shoebox. Now, I
want you to give me twenty dollars, okay, and I'm
putting in a twenty myself. Now what Now we dig
and we bury that box. It'll be a secret that
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only you and I share. This is gonna be tough.
Either one of us could dig that up at any
time and betray the other's trust, or one of us
could kill the other and get the money that way
I see, or we both learned to trust each other.
Let's start digging. Attention, Brewster High. Something is going on
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with those three billboards in front of school again? Through
Mega Halt. Please let me through, please, Coach coming through? Now?
What is this all about? It's the billboards again? Coach
Bagley someone put up new ones. I'm near sighted. You
read them to my son? Well, the first one says,
guess who Brady Brewster is having an affair with? And
then the second one says it's Mrs Bagley, the Home
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Mex teacher. They didn't give you much time to guess,
did they. Hey, wait a minute, Mrs Bagley is my wife.
There's still one more billboard. You want me to read
it to you might as well. Couldn't be much worse
than the first two. It says Tubby Duggets discount fireworks,
Roman Candles now fifteen dollars a box. That's a good price. Okay,
everybody shows over, Everyone back to class. It's Grammy, looky
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lose scoot. Oh wow, Brady Brewster is sleeping with your
wife Bagley? Is that true? I'm just learning it the
same way I mean. I missed all the signs. Can't
miss this sign. It's giant. It's the size of a house.
This is not how I wanted to find out my
wife was cheating on me. How did you want to
find out? Maybe at a nice steakhouse. I'm by myself,
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having myself a bone in ribbi with a baked potato
and I look over. Is that my wife? And who
is she with? Well? I've got bigger problems. Look at
the ground. Those kids littered all over the place, gum wrappers, tissues,
the whole nine yards. Janitorial department, This is Principal fair
Weather over God, come in, Principal fair Weather. We've got
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a real mess up here on the front lawn. Gum wrappers, tissues,
the whole nine yards. Okay, all right, I'll send someone
over to take care of it. Janitorial out. You want
me to go clean it up? Boss? Not this time, Britain.
I think it's time to try out our one thousand,
a new cutting edge autonomous robotic vacuum cleaner. Hi, I'm
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are how can I be of service? That's a weird
looking robot? Is that armor? Take a look at it.
That's the future of janity janitory janitorial LNG. Who knows,
But if the robot vacuum cleaner works out, you'll be
out of a job. Janetizing janetizing. Yeah, you've got a
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future in naming things after you lose this job. Welcome
to the coffee shop where all the kids from Bruster
High hanging out. What would you like? I'd like a
tumor chape. Please large? Okay, what kind of milk? Oat? Milk?
I'm like to a sensitive farting, a whole lot of farting. Okay,
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I'll bring it out to Where are you going to
be sitting over in that corner? The name's Kevin, but
please don't call it out. Oh that looks like Coach
Bagsley's wife. I remember her from when I went to
Bruser High. I had her for home at just a
lot tape. Please keep your nose out of other people's business. Brady,
is that you? Hey babe? I mean, hey babe, so
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wonderful to see you again, Brady, I can hardly wreck
ignize you and that nit hat and dark sunglasses. When
did you pick up this look? Uh? The other day
at the flea market. I wanted to look attractive for
our date. This is a date, I thought, so, I mean,
that's kind of a date. Um coffee date, that's what
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your kids call it, right, Yeah, I've missed you so much.
You missed me, you kids with your TikTok sensi humor.
I was wondering, what are your objective impressions of where
I've been the past few weeks? Where have you been.
Here's your tam Child latte and that's oat milk, right, yep,
because you're lactose sensitive farting? See I remember? Okay? Thanks?
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Wait a second. The Brady I know adores dairy, even
makes his own yogurt. Let me take up better. Look
at you, bratty, at all your guessens you got me?
But your voice you sounded exact, actually like Brady. It's
this great new voice modulator app Slice stallone. Hey, I'm Seifeld.
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What's the deal with scks for your feet? I'm Miley Soris.
I'm going on tour next month. And this is the
real me, Geffen, just an ordinary teenager with a foot fetish, Gefen,
Why did you catfish me? We think something's gone wrong
with Brady. We don't know what, but he's not where
they say is and no one's heard from him. And
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you thought i'd know. Well, you're having an affair with Brady. No,
I'm not. We saw the note you left for Brady
in the message box, you know, the love note. That
note was in code. Brady and I aren't having an affair.
That note was a secret message. What was the message about?
I can't tell you that you can't help me. At
least you're not having an affair with the student. Of course,
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I'm not having an affair with the student. I'm happily
married to Coach Bagley, but I would if I could,
between you and me, I would definitely sleep with Brady.
Like teachers, we rank them, and Brady is number on one.
Next time on Brewster High, are you ready to get
jiggy before we show you? Any of you get easily
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alarmed or of an otherwise sensitive demeanor. So I'm into
that tub of peanut butter and roll around it. Really
coat yourself in that peanut butter. What if I juggled
one Cleaver and two Huppies. Let's champ. Now That's what
I'm talking about, all right. This episode of Brewster High
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was written by Lord McGuire and Jonathan Stern and directed
by Jonathan Stern. Was performed by Linda Eames, Lelon Bodi, Owen,
Burt Jordan Dall, John Gamberley, Jared Goldsteve greg Hess, Peter Kim,
Mike Picafferty, Veronica Saudio, Shakira, Jane Pay, Dwayne Perkins, Marcus Ray,
Anna Saragina Sager, Shape, Amy Silverberg, and Morgan Walsh executive
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produced by Keith Quinn and Jonathan Sterns. Produced by Frannie Baldwin,
Jack Brungart, Natalie Gurgley and Dave Solinger. Music by Matt Novak,
Greg Martin and Alison Newman. The supervising sound editor was
Julie Diaz and the sound editor was Jack K. Crane.
Mixed by Brent Kaiser Sound Design and mixed at Unbridled
Sound Brewster High was production of Abominable Pictures and honorable
mention for I heart Media. If you like these credits,
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you'll love the credits next episode.
Previously on Brewster. Hi, Clara, it's Brady. Come find me
at the tennis court. No one can know I'm here.
It's important where is Brady. Brady Brewster is at a
wellness results. So what's your take on Principal fair Weather?
Do you think she's lying about where Brady is? Everybody
in this town bets on frisbee games or that Brady
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kid missing. It's turner whole betting out the rhythm and
of blue. There's still whole sorts of other monthly businesses
that can cause a pregnancy, like turkey based for play.
I have something you both might find interesting, Brady's journal.
You can't see my penis. I mean, there's no way
around it. You can see my penis. Good morning, Brewster.
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High first period is often dark, like brand has to
make a quick te tour to the newspaper classroom. You
to have a conversation with the newspaper teacher. Mr Nulty. Okay,
let me get this street. Brady Brewster, the most popular
guy in our school, mysteriously went missing a few nights ago.
The administration and his parents claimed he's at a wellness resort.
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But you and Clara don't believe that. And hide went
to the address we thought he was at, and it
turned out to be a false Leadmundo, So you and
your friends have been following his trail, drying to get
him his truth, and one way you did that was
by sneaking into Brady's house and stealing his journal. Then,
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just a few minutes ago, walked in here the school
newspaper classroom, to find Clara and show her the journey
that brings us up to date. All right, then let's
take a look. This doesn't make any sense. Full of sonnets,
you know, love poems. Shakespeare used to use sonnets the
way we use dick pics today. Look at these margins.
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He doodled all over them. Technically they're called marginalia. I've
got a working theory. I think this is some sort
of code ode, and Brady was using it to say something.
I took a masterclass and code breaking. I ought to
be able to crack it as long as I'm not
interrupted by anything. Everybody, come quick. Somebody put three billboards
up outside the school and everyone's talking about it. Attention,
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Brewster High. Somebody put three billboards up outside the school
and everybody's talking about it. What someone told them already,
and what do you need me for? I can't see.
Everyone's in the way. Make a path, newspaper staff coming through. Whoa,
those billboards are huge. They're the size of billboards. Never
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a dull moment at Brewster High. Am I right, Britain?
Can you read what they say to me? Clara, I
don't have my glasses on because I look hotter without them. Sure,
there's three billboards in succession. The first one says Brady
has been missing for two weeks. Then the second one says,
how come Principal Fairweather. Then the third one says Tubby
dug its discount fireworks for the Atom smasher. Oh snap,
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there's Principal of fair Weather. She's not gonna be giggy
with this, not jiggy at all. Can I have your
attention please, students and faculty of Brewster High, everybody. I
read the message on these billboards. I get it. I
want you to know we're doing all we can to
locate Brady Brewster until he returns. I've said a box
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outside the office for anyone who wants to leave a
personal message for Brady. I'm sure your juvenile gossip and
petty politics will cheer him right up. Now back to class.
Brady would want you all to be learning right now.
Do it for Brady. Nice speech, fair weather. Coach Bagley,
I was just about to come find you do something
about these billboards. Okay, I'm just not jiggy with them,
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not giggy at all. Brand. We've got to get inside
that message box. Someone knows something more about Brady. Maybe
they'll try and get a message to him. Oh, you
know who's good at this kind of stuff, guessing, let's
drag him into this brand. You're now telling me that
after that incident with the three billboards. It was the
next day and Hide was at frisbee practice in the gym,
(04:05):
that's right, and Coach Bagley was there. Well, let's listen in.
Come on, hustle, hustle, what are you doing out there? Why?
It'll break us over. These frisbees are going to toss themselves.
Let's go. Let's go. Hey, Hi, you want to work
on my elevator pass with me? Hey, new kid, Charlie,
toss it over. Nice snag. Here comes a bullet pass
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that was almost a swill. Check out this thumber. Whoa,
you're a real land shark. I'm gonna snipe it. I'll
send you a hospital pass if you can send me
back a high release. And here comes the classic hammer
that turned into a serious blade. I'm out of Frisbee terms,
me too. I guess we're done. Hold up, who's that
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talking to coach Bagley. I've never seen her before. She's
definitely not a teacher. She must be someone's mom. Let's
get closer to hear what they're saying. We know what
you did, s to know Brady was too good to
not see a hit like that. We can't talk out here. Shoot,
they're going into his office. Something weird is going on.
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I'm gonna go eavesdrop hit me that stethoscope. Let me
check it out first. Yep, it's working. Okay, I'll just
put it up to the door. Like so, me and
my book club, we all put a lot of money
on that game. Now we lost it all just when
the odds were eighteen to one. My book club always
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reads new releases, which means expensive. If we can win that.
You're fixing games. You broke my trophy case. Do you
mess with us again. I'll break more than your trophy
case my heart. Just stay out of the games. But
I'm the coach. Okay, except for the coach part, stay
out of the games. Oh hi, lady, Sorry, I just
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like standing in doorways in case there's an earthquake. Oh hey, kid,
your coach and I were just going over the latest
frisbee designs. Nice stethoscope makes you look smart. What are
you doing in my doorway with a stethoscope? Just coming
to check your heartbeat, sir, for the science project. If
you don't mind, I'll put the stethoscope up to your chest. Huh.
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That's some pretty fast beating you got there. Are you
feeling either stressed or aroused right now? You know? Maybe
Ultimate Frisbee is not for you. Coach. No, you're off
the team effective immediately. Coach. Let's talk about this. Don't
bother cleaning out your locker. Your personal items will be
shipped to you ground, but that'll take a week. They'll
ride it through Minneapolis, even though I only live a
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few miles away. You make a good point. Okay, you're
still on the team. Wow, that was a quick one, Eightie.
I'm easily influenced. I love that about you. After one
more announcement for today messages for Brady Brewster. It can
be left in a message box outside of principle fairway,
there's some office. Okay, here's the plan, brit You keep
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guard while Geffen and I steal the messages. Got it.
I presend to be polishing the floor with this floor
polishing machine. I found the polishing machine closing. Now if
I can just find that message box there, it is
a few feet straight in front of us, right outside
the office door, just like the p A announcement said
it would be moments ago. Good work, Gef. Okay, here's
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where things get tricky. When I say go, I want
you to grab the top of the box and swing
it open while I reach in and pull out the messages.
That's all you want me to do? It seems like
you could do close the lid. Keevin, you get the goods?
By goods if you mean Brady's message box, And yeah,
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I got the goods. We need to go somewhere private
where we can sort through all these messages, proferably somewhere
with the hot tip. I know just the place. Yeah,
my house. Sorry, I thought that was IM Sorry about
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the hot tub, guys, I forgot. That's where I'm keeping
my tropical promise. No harm done to the promise. It's
easier to look at these messages by spreading them out
on your kitchen table. Anyway, Clara, do you take the
messages on the left side of the table. Brin, You've
got the right side of the table. I'll supervise these
are mainly just take our menus and political mailers. I'll
take these bed bath and beyond coupons. Wait, that looks
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like something, Dear Brady. I will always be there for
you as you have been for me, with much, much love.
Mature Girl forty eight? Who's mature girl? What kind of
name is that? Mature girl for a screen name? Can
you figure out who she really is? I think so,
but I'm gonna need a little help from this a
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computer that's right, I forgot you're the computer hacker character, right,
mature girl, Let's see if you've got a digital footpridence
opening Google dot com now typing who is mature girl?
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Shit says no responses to my query? God fucking damn it.
Well that's it. We've tried absolutely everything. There is one
more thing, but it's gonna take some time. Why don't
you to get a little shut I I'll see you tomorrow.
And Mrs Bagley's home net class in the morning. What
are you going to do? Facebook? You'll be getting sponsored
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ats for the rest of your life. It's a price
I'm willing to pay. Now. Where are you hiding, mature girl?
Where are you hiding? Good morning, glad. If you're not
here for Mrs Bagley's home mat class, then you're in
the wrong room. Today. In home Mack, we are going
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to be discussing how to apply iron on patches, so
I hope you all ranch after nineteen. First you'll need
to position your patches over the whole. You know, one
of the most important things. I don't care about patches
when I get a hold of my clothes. I just
learned to live with it, like in the grapes of wrath.
I'm so exhausted, I don't even think I'll be able
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to keep my eyes open. You look terrible. I was
up all night. Did you find anything, Clara Geffen? I'm
not teaching a class on whispering until next semester, but
there's already a waiting list. If you want to sign
up now, you can be on standby for the waiting list. Sorry,
Mrs Bagley, As I was saying, the larger, the whole
the larger the patch you will be needing. Well nothing,
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I tried all the searches, even bing. She's got no
social media presence. Dang, big dang. It's like she doesn't
even exist. She have to someone wrote this letter. So
to recap, I'll write down on the board the steps
number one, measure the whole number two. Holy cow, Cleara,
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look at the white board. This is Dagley's handwriting. It's
just like the note to Brady. It's an exact match. Well,
hello there, sure, girls, Oh I just said's class okay?
Short one today? Hey, hey, class, don't forget to read
chapters twenty eight to five. By Wednesday. We're gonna be
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covering across stitch next class. So what do we do now?
Do you ever hear of cat fishing? I can't say
that I have. I think only one who has ever
heard of cat fishing. Attention Ruth high student. You know
what that bell means. It's time for lunch or time
to break up those clothes diggers. Hello, dexter, May I
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join you for lunch? Of course it'll be a refreshing
change not to be doing something and have you for
get to show up at all? Maybe this is how
you're talking to sweet talked me hide. We need to
do some serious prepare work on this relationship. I completely agree.
You know what, it's your turn to take charge of
date night. This time. You decide what we're gonna do.
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You're absolutely right, that's totally fair. I will take charge.
So what do you want to do? Something to help
us reconnect? They say that a shared terrifying experience binds
people together. I've always wanted to do a tandem cliff diving.
How about that hard pass? What else you yet? Bungee jumping? No,
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volcano boarding? No, none of that gets me excited anymore. Decks.
Maybe our whole relationship is built on distractions, or maybe
we just haven't truly challenged ourselves yet as a couple.
I don't understand. You know, all these extreme adventures we've
been doing, we haven't been really doing them together. We've
done them simultaneously. But that's two individuals having their own
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separate experience. I've got an idea for something, something challenging.
Meet me right past the airport tomorrow three perfect. Just
tell me when and where, and I'll show up right
past the airport tomorrow at three. It's a day at tension,
Bruster high. That's the end of the school day. Any
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further dialogue must have been outside. Brent, hold up, define
what's wrong? Claire? And I figured out who mature Girl
forty eight is. It's Mrs Bagley, our home max teacher.
Brady was having an affair with Mrs Bagley. Well what
about Mr Bagley? No, Brady was only having an affair
with Mrs Bagley. She's the only lead we have on
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where Brady might be. We have to get her to talk.
If I know women, she'll climb up the moment she
senses we know about her affair. And if you don't
know women, same answer. But I think I do. I
suspect the only person who can get her to talk
is Brady himself. If we had Brady, we wouldn't need
her to tell us where he is. That's why I
have a plan. Did you ever hear of cat fishing? Nope?
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Claire didn't either. What is it with you, guys? It
means I'll email her pretending to be someone else in
this case Brady, Oh, I get it, Like if a
cat was going fishing, that's adorable. But will Mrs Bagley
recognize you the moment you walk in. I'll be wearing
a disguise and to change my voice. I have a
voice my too. Later, app I can use it to
sound like anyone I want. Check it out. I'm the Mandalorian.
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This is the way. I'm Dolly Pardon. I'm working on five.
I'm I'm Pitiful who goes to Brewster High. Jeez, Rick,
this feels like a bad idea. I'm Morty from Rick
and Morty. I'm John Lennon. I'm one of the Beatles.
Here's one of the ones that I wrote without pole. Oh,
I'm Yoda Impression side to, I'm Grover Impression side to,
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and I'm Brady Brewster. I love you, Mrs Bagley. I
want you to tell me all your secrets. But really,
I'm Jess Kevin, the senior with a foot fetish that
everyone loves to hate. That works great, Let's all meet
up later. But right now, Clara has to go to
the newspaper office and talk to our journalism teacher about something.
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Can I talk to you for a second, Mr Nelson?
What is it this time? Clara? I need more time
for my article. Take as long as you need, but
it better be a home run. I'm not running a
free paper here, Well, technically you are running a free
paper and that no one has to pay for it. Nevertheless,
you better have a damn good reason for asking. This
Brady story just got a whole lot more complicated. Brady
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was having an affair with a married woman. Not just
any married woman, but a woman married to Coach Bagley. Wait, wait,
that would mean Mrs Bagley exactly, student teacher affair. That's
the first. We can't run the unless you. Brady just
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isn't any other kid. He's a brewster. Can you prove this?
Don't worry, Mr Nelson. I've got a plan. But first
I'm working on the next paragraph of my article. Can
I read it to you? Go ahead? Okay, this is
stuff that hasn't happened yet. I know that's kind of meta,
but I want to get a head start. Later that day,
Hide and Dexter went on another one of their adventure dates,
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but this time it was an emotional adventure. Pretty neat all.
Right here, I am Dexter ranting to the airport just
like you asked. Are you ready for anything? Hide? I
think so. We're going to be doing something very dangerous today,
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but not physically dangerous. Emotionally dangerous. I'm going to ask
you to share an experience with me. Can you handle that?
This is so exciting? Yes, yes I can. Do You
know what a tonteen is hide? A tonteen is a
packed between two or more people. They put a certain
amount of money somewhere safe. Whoever is the last to
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survive gets to keep the money. You and I are
going to form a two person tonteen. In that shovel
that you're carrying gets to bury this shoebox. Now, I
want you to give me twenty dollars, okay, and I'm
putting in a twenty myself. Now what Now we dig
and we bury that box. It'll be a secret that
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only you and I share. This is gonna be tough.
Either one of us could dig that up at any
time and betray the other's trust, or one of us
could kill the other and get the money that way
I see, or we both learned to trust each other.
Let's start digging. Attention, Brewster High. Something is going on
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with those three billboards in front of school again? Through
Mega Halt. Please let me through, please, Coach coming through? Now?
What is this all about? It's the billboards again? Coach
Bagley someone put up new ones. I'm near sighted. You
read them to my son? Well, the first one says,
guess who Brady Brewster is having an affair with? And
then the second one says it's Mrs Bagley, the Home
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Mex teacher. They didn't give you much time to guess,
did they. Hey, wait a minute, Mrs Bagley is my wife.
There's still one more billboard. You want me to read
it to you might as well. Couldn't be much worse
than the first two. It says Tubby Duggets discount fireworks,
Roman Candles now fifteen dollars a box. That's a good price. Okay,
everybody shows over, Everyone back to class. It's Grammy, looky
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lose scoot. Oh wow, Brady Brewster is sleeping with your
wife Bagley? Is that true? I'm just learning it the
same way I mean. I missed all the signs. Can't
miss this sign. It's giant. It's the size of a house.
This is not how I wanted to find out my
wife was cheating on me. How did you want to
find out? Maybe at a nice steakhouse. I'm by myself,
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having myself a bone in ribbi with a baked potato
and I look over. Is that my wife? And who
is she with? Well? I've got bigger problems. Look at
the ground. Those kids littered all over the place, gum wrappers, tissues,
the whole nine yards. Janitorial department, This is Principal fair
Weather over God, come in, Principal fair Weather. We've got
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a real mess up here on the front lawn. Gum wrappers, tissues,
the whole nine yards. Okay, all right, I'll send someone
over to take care of it. Janitorial out. You want
me to go clean it up? Boss? Not this time, Britain.
I think it's time to try out our one thousand,
a new cutting edge autonomous robotic vacuum cleaner. Hi, I'm
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are how can I be of service? That's a weird
looking robot? Is that armor? Take a look at it.
That's the future of janity janitory janitorial LNG. Who knows,
But if the robot vacuum cleaner works out, you'll be
out of a job. Janetizing janetizing. Yeah, you've got a
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future in naming things after you lose this job. Welcome
to the coffee shop where all the kids from Bruster
High hanging out. What would you like? I'd like a
tumor chape. Please large? Okay, what kind of milk? Oat? Milk?
I'm like to a sensitive farting, a whole lot of farting. Okay,
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I'll bring it out to Where are you going to
be sitting over in that corner? The name's Kevin, but
please don't call it out. Oh that looks like Coach
Bagsley's wife. I remember her from when I went to
Bruser High. I had her for home at just a
lot tape. Please keep your nose out of other people's business. Brady,
is that you? Hey babe? I mean, hey babe, so
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wonderful to see you again, Brady, I can hardly wreck
ignize you and that nit hat and dark sunglasses. When
did you pick up this look? Uh? The other day
at the flea market. I wanted to look attractive for
our date. This is a date, I thought, so, I mean,
that's kind of a date. Um coffee date, that's what
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your kids call it, right, Yeah, I've missed you so much.
You missed me, you kids with your TikTok sensi humor.
I was wondering, what are your objective impressions of where
I've been the past few weeks? Where have you been.
Here's your tam Child latte and that's oat milk, right, yep,
because you're lactose sensitive farting? See I remember? Okay? Thanks?
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Wait a second. The Brady I know adores dairy, even
makes his own yogurt. Let me take up better. Look
at you, bratty, at all your guessens you got me?
But your voice you sounded exact, actually like Brady. It's
this great new voice modulator app Slice stallone. Hey, I'm Seifeld.
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What's the deal with scks for your feet? I'm Miley Soris.
I'm going on tour next month. And this is the
real me, Geffen, just an ordinary teenager with a foot fetish, Gefen,
Why did you catfish me? We think something's gone wrong
with Brady. We don't know what, but he's not where
they say is and no one's heard from him. And
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you thought i'd know. Well, you're having an affair with Brady. No,
I'm not. We saw the note you left for Brady
in the message box, you know, the love note. That
note was in code. Brady and I aren't having an affair.
That note was a secret message. What was the message about?
I can't tell you that you can't help me. At
least you're not having an affair with the student. Of course,
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I'm not having an affair with the student. I'm happily
married to Coach Bagley, but I would if I could,
between you and me, I would definitely sleep with Brady.
Like teachers, we rank them, and Brady is number on one.
Next time on Brewster High, are you ready to get
jiggy before we show you? Any of you get easily
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alarmed or of an otherwise sensitive demeanor. So I'm into
that tub of peanut butter and roll around it. Really
coat yourself in that peanut butter. What if I juggled
one Cleaver and two Huppies. Let's champ. Now That's what
I'm talking about, all right. This episode of Brewster High
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was written by Lord McGuire and Jonathan Stern and directed
by Jonathan Stern. Was performed by Linda Eames, Lelon Bodi, Owen,
Burt Jordan Dall, John Gamberley, Jared Goldsteve greg Hess, Peter Kim,
Mike Picafferty, Veronica Saudio, Shakira, Jane Pay, Dwayne Perkins, Marcus Ray,
Anna Saragina Sager, Shape, Amy Silverberg, and Morgan Walsh executive
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produced by Keith Quinn and Jonathan Sterns. Produced by Frannie Baldwin,
Jack Brungart, Natalie Gurgley and Dave Solinger. Music by Matt Novak,
Greg Martin and Alison Newman. The supervising sound editor was
Julie Diaz and the sound editor was Jack K. Crane.
Mixed by Brent Kaiser Sound Design and mixed at Unbridled
Sound Brewster High was production of Abominable Pictures and honorable
mention for I heart Media. If you like these credits,
(24:19):
you'll love the credits next episode.
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