#1 Phone Tap of 2024: Classic Rudy

YOUR #1 PHONE TAP OF 2024! Today’s Phone Tap victim has no idea who WE ARE, but we know EXACTLY who he is and we LOVE HIM. How will he handle such adoration? Let's find out!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
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Speaker 3 (00:17):
At last, we've done it. We have reached the number
one phone tap of the year in our Top ten
phone Taps of Christmas.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
I love this because people have been guessing all week
on the textboard which one it's gonna be.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Are you guys sure you don't want to release.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
This on Christmas Day? Okay, you're doing it now. Your
number one phone tap is called Classic Rudy.

Speaker 5 (00:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Remember list It features our own Jose, Bolanos and Brook
and Me and Alexis right, all of us together when
we call a guy named Rudy, this is some act
like we've all known him for years and he has
no clue who any of us are, even if it.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Was like so funny, but more important than that to me,
it was it was so much fun to do.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
You're gonna hear it and understand why this was selected
as the number one phone tap of the year. Right now,
it's Brook and Jeffrey's ten phone taps to Christmas number one. Hello,
Oh my god, Rudy, Rudy.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah, Hi, Oh, oh my god, it's you.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
I can't believe it.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
Sorry, who's this?

Speaker 3 (01:37):
It's Smitty, Yes, exactly. Oh, it's so good to hear
your voice.

Speaker 5 (01:47):
Uh sorry, do we know each other?

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Do we?

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Oh my god, You're so just as funny as before.

Speaker 6 (01:56):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Wow, oh dude, yeah, Oh my god, dude. You know
you know who is not gonna believe that this is
you on the phone.

Speaker 6 (02:07):
Who's not good?

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Hold just hold on one second, hold on.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
Hey, Michelle, what Michelle get in here?

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Oh my god, Michelle, guess who's on the phone. Rudy, Rudy, Rudy.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yes, see Rudy, see Rudy talk to him.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Oh my god, there's no way this is Rudy.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
Ah. I, oh my god, it's you.

Speaker 6 (02:34):
Shut the front door, Ronie, you old son of a gun.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
How many years has it been?

Speaker 6 (02:40):
I literally have no idea time? Right, am I? Right?

Speaker 5 (02:45):
Time?

Speaker 6 (02:46):
God, you didn't forget about me, did you? Of course?

Speaker 4 (02:52):
Not?

Speaker 5 (02:53):
Right?

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Yeah, I remember you won't be hanging there for a
second of jokester, Oh, my god. Do you know who
who is gonna freak out like die when they hear
you're on the phone, you know, Jimmy. Oh wait, Jenny, Jimmy,
jim you are never gonna believe who I'm talking to
right now. Seriously, hit the.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Bank, tell him I'll pay.

Speaker 6 (03:16):
The bill later. I know it's later.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
I don't know. It's Rudy. What yes, Rudy, Rudy, Rudy,
No freaking way. Wait a minute, Rudy, is it really you?
Holy Potatoes and Parber John Pie, Rudy, you son.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
Of a How you been great? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:36):
I knew you would be.

Speaker 6 (03:38):
You heard them bands.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
I actually thought you were dead. I saw it on Facebook.

Speaker 6 (03:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
I almost hit the GoFundMe.

Speaker 6 (03:46):
I didn't though I was dead.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
I told you, I told you he's so funny. Go wait,
oh my god, wait, wait, hold the phone. Someone has
to hear this, you know.

Speaker 6 (04:01):
Oh my god. Charlotte, Charlotte Charlet, Oh my god, Charlie, You're.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Never gonna believe it was on the phone. Rudy, freaking
you're lying?

Speaker 4 (04:14):
Hello, who is this?

Speaker 6 (04:15):
It's Rudy, It's really your Oh my god, so happy the.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Best day ever.

Speaker 6 (04:29):
The games back together, the games together here that time.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Oh my god, Yes, how can I forget with the pickle?

Speaker 4 (04:38):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Do you remember the pickle? Remember the pickle? Rudy asked him,
asking do you remember the pickle?

Speaker 5 (04:43):
Right? Yes, of course I remember a pickle.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
He's a big deal.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (04:57):
Okay, so who's gonna tell him? I don't want to.

Speaker 5 (04:59):
I don't What.

Speaker 6 (05:03):
On earth do you need to call me? Oh my god?
All right, okay, what.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
Jeffrey in the Morning planned that?

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Yeah, it's a frank call.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
Man.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
You're on a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in
the Morning. Your college friend Pat set you up for this. What. Yeah,
he said he visited you last week and you had
kind of a rusty memory, so he thought we could
mess with you.

Speaker 5 (05:34):
You guys have no idea.

Speaker 6 (05:35):
I had literally no clue what was happening.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
Who these people were. Oh my, I love that.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
You just went along with a pickle story.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Wait, wait, wait before we go, Rudy, just real quick,
tell us one more joke from.

Speaker 5 (05:48):
Back in the day.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
That's good.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
I'm literally speechless still, shun my god.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
That is your number one phone tap of twenty twenty four.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning