August 22, 2024 • 14 mins
We gave Brooke the keys to Alexis' dating profile and told her nothing was off-limits! Is this going to spark something in Alexis' love life? Or make her regret ever being born?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Alexis our social media coordinator. She can turn any piece
of clothing instantly into.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
A crop top.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
I can.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
I saw her to it with a tube sock once
and she didn't even look busty in it, So good work, Alexis.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Things could stretch and that's a big ankle.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
You may not have known.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
She's quite the history buff too. She went all the
way back to season one of Selling Sunset to find
out who started the beef between Christine and Chrishelle. Oh yeah,
is that more important than the moon landing?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
In her mind? Yes it is.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah, that's why to everyone here, she is the morning
show's superhero who's.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Single, lonely, and probably hungover.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
And she just turned twenty five, so not getting any younger,
and lately her love life is on life support.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Lost cause flatline.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Not even rumors of magic Mike five can get her
engines going day. She's just saying, I'm not interesting.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Is that how you would describe.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
It, Alexis, I'm not interested?
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Say that?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
And you know what, sometimes in life, when you're presented
with these types of problems, you turn to the person
who you think could actually help the least, someone who's
been out of the dating game so long. Most of
her exes have passed away, either from old age or
liver spots. But you know what, she's still kicking. And
(01:37):
when we brought it up in a show meeting, Brooke
raised her hand and said, I'd like to help that
young weepers never get some play.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Of course you would. I met a nice boy for you.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Yeah, your mom.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
That's why we tried something that we have never attempted
on this show before. Alexis, what did you rely reluctantly
agree to.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Do, hil Brooke, take my phone and go on a
dating app for me?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Good guy, this is really exciting.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
This is my first time ever on Hints.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
It's exciting for you, risky for alection.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I did have to explain the app for a while
for her.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
So what was the plan here, Brooke?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Do you use the same tactics as when you peruse
Ashley Madison or did you like to put Sadie's in
the search part? Like?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
What's the strategy?
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Well? I just one, I wanted to find someone who
wasn't wearing sunglasses in their photo. They all wear sunglasses, Okay,
I I didn't realize. And two I thought, Alexis, she's
twenty five. She needs somebody kind of responsible, still fun
and hot. Yeah, and I think I flirted pretty well
(02:46):
for her.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Oh you even did the messaging and the flirting.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
Yeah, we'll go through who I have found.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Okay, well, I can already tell we're doomed from the start,
But tell us what did you find?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Start?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
First?
Speaker 6 (03:03):
Up, we have a six foot four you're welcome. I'm
interested Raggory who played.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
College photos around.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Okay, he looks like an athlete he was, and.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
He is pulled down so far over his face perfect.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
And he said in his profile, I've never had condiments ketchup, mustard,
ranch or mayonnaise.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
So I wrote him back as a lexus.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Right, you're like that?
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Yeah, and I said, I don't add milk or butter
to my craft. Mac, I understand what it's like to
be ostracized for food choices.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Ostracized me weirdos out use that word.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
Sounds smart.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
It sounds like you're saying, hey, I have a bunch
of food allergies.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Okay, it was actually kind of hot, bro.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Who else do we got?
Speaker 6 (03:54):
Who else has written us back?
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Okay, let's let's go to a bachelor number two.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
He says he's five to eleven.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
May be doubtful, but he's alex And he said on
his profile that his mom thinks he looks like a
Mexican Patrick Swayzee.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Oh, Mexican.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Patrick Swayze would be in his like sixties at this point.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Well. Well, and so I messaged him back, okay, and
I said, I just found out who Patrick Swayzee is.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
To be.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
I also did just find out who he is literally,
and then I finished that by saying he's hot for
an old guy.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
Oh nice?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Okay, yes, so it.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Starts so strong on them, Broke, it's pretty good.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
Let me tell you you're blow up.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Brook Okay forgure, if you're just joining us and you're
wondering what the hell is going on? We gave Brooke
Alexis's dating profile to take control to see if she
could resuscitate her dating life.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Who's who's the third guy you messaged?
Speaker 6 (04:55):
Okay, Rommy who is twenty eight and six foot two.
This is another guy?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I mean he looks like Jason Momoa if Jason Momoa
never worked out.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Yeah, And he said that the best fat he ever
participated in was Frosted Tips. So I just went simple
and I just wrote him back and said, which boy
band did you audition for?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I would have been like, hey, guy Fieri, take me
into food.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Like that.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
I do like that if I.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Guyer has been on TV in the last ten years.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
So what about Michael? Okay, he's in the Coast Guard just.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Because he's he has the same name as yours is
already Michael looks very handsome.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
He doesn't know what sunscreen is.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
He's sick to.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
So good on the hype bro.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Yeah, and he said the biggest risk he's taken is
buying a one way ticket to.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Flo Why is that funny? That sounds like a guy
who likes to travel to it.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
It takes no plans like that exactly.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
I wrote it.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Oh no, you're laughing? Are you laughing at this?
Speaker 4 (06:07):
I said, what did you swim? Did you swim? How
did you get home?
Speaker 6 (06:21):
I still saw importantly, though technically probably.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I thought it was like some sort of immigration joke.
Get ready for a.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
Twenty Yeah, yeah, good.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I honestly think I did you did good for all
the other women that message that guy, because they're probably
going to get a response back there.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
It was better than I thought, just different than I expected.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
You know, to be at This guy messages back and
he's like, oh, the swim line got me.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
You are marrying me.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
We'll see if we can resuscitate Alexis's dying love life.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Oh brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
We actually taped that a few days ago.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yeah, and we already got responses from some of the guys.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
You guys, I got games.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Hold on to that because we're going to read them
and find out just how effective Brooks flirty pickup lines were.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
Whytes, when you say.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Flirty, you're gonna find out. We'll do it right after this.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
This is like Albert Einstein trying to help Selena Gomez
find a date, not a great comboy.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
That was almost a compliment.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
To recap our own, twenty five year old Alexis has
been having some issues in the dating department, so as
a little experiment to help her out, brook volunteered to
take over her dating app and messaged four eligible gentlemen
in a desperate attempt to build up a romantic connection.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
I picked some hot ones.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Okay, well, we're going to check in right now to
see how it all went. Starting with bachelor number one,
Gregory the six foot four former college football players.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Now, Brooks strategy was to play off of his profile,
which said I've never had condiments ketchup mustard ranch mayonnaise.
He's never had any of that, So Brooke wrote to him,
I don't add milk or butter to my craft, Mac,
I understand what it's like to be ostracized for food
choicestized which but I.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
Got her craft recipe right.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, basically, I'm a food weirdo who nobody likes too.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
You should date.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
So Gregory responded to that I did, and he said, quote,
do you.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Not remember me?
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Do you know?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Apparently has actually met this dude out at a bar before.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Yeah, so that was embarrassing because I met him at
a bar and I.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Got mad at him and was mean to him because
he told me I looked like a teacher that night
out as a compliment.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Okay, So you're saying Alexis screwed up my game before
I could even like spit it, you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Like, who says that I'd literally.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Rather be til I look like a stripper than a teacher?
Like that's not like what I'm trying to go for
when I'm out.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
But like I just used the word ostracized in your
dating profile.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
Like now, it really backed up that whole teacher analogies.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
So Alexis took over from there, and she actually wrote
back to him, I did, Alexis, what'd you say?
Speaker 4 (09:25):
I said, Yeah, I remember you. You told me I
looked like a teacher at the bar.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Didn't make me feel hot ll And then he's calling.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Him out that was bitchy. I was already like that
to him once, so might as well keep it going out. Okay,
you're ruining all my matches, so she.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Him right away. Okay, I don't know. Some guys like
a little bit of a piece.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Ye yeah, I said, I remember I broke number two.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
That one was not my fault.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
He's not the only person who reached back out after
Brooke message. Bachelor number two, you might remember was Alex
who says he's five eleven but brooked out at that
and his mom thinks he looks like a Mexican.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Patrick Swayzey, Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
So if you remember, Brook's flirty line to him was quote,
I just learned who Patrick Swayzey is.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
He's hot for an old guy.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Yeah, it's solid.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
It sounds more like it does, and she really didn't
know who Patrick Sweetey was.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Well, the guy responded, so you're saying I'm a hot
old guy.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Yeah, good work.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Yeah, he didn't even get the joke.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
No, Yeah, compared him to an old man.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
This is the point I'm wishing himself to an old man?
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Am I right?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
I mean his mom compared him.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
To Yeah, you went with the mom's side.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Okay, twenty five year old Patrick. How did you respond
to that?
Speaker 6 (10:40):
Yeah, so this is the point.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
I wish I could have said it was not me
behind the phone.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Yeah, but I could.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
I'm not allowed, apparently, So I said, there's nothing wrong
with hot old guys as long as you have hot
old guy money.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
What's your bank statement? Oh sorry, that's actually pretty funny.
Yeah I thought that was good. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
I love how it's funny.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
But she wasn't trying to be funny, Like that's literally
that's a normal first date question. Yeah, we'll see if
he meets the minimum five hundred thousand dollars in the
savings account. When he reaches back down.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
We all know that five eleven means he's five six,
so right about that.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
So far, Brook is two for two at getting responses
go for two at making a lexis seem even moderately desirable.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Yeah, so I'm great now.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
The third dude that Brooke messaged was Rommy.
Speaker 6 (11:28):
Oh yeah, he was qut two.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Six foot two, said the best fat he ever participated
in was frosted tips.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
Yeah, and I made a boy band reference there, and
you guys said that was too dated.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Book message, which boy band did you audition for? You'd
think that clever mid forties humor would work on him. Sadly,
Rommy didn't even respond.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Because he really auditioned for a boy band and he's
still upset about nine.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
I don't think my age group.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Audition for he turns out.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Insulting a man for his physical appearance and choices not.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
A great strategy. So Broke here two for three.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Now, remember I did find a husband somehow eventually my
first go at dating apps, I kind of want to
try it again. Okay, give me four. I was to
have one positive thing that happened.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
We have bachelor number four, Michael, who said the biggest
risk that he's ever taken in his life was buying
a one way ticket to Puerto Rico.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Broke already laughing.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
She was dying of last year thinking of her clever
joke that you might see Mitt Romney tel on c
Span during the.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
Senate to Bate, I just knew when I said it
out loud how much fun you guys were gonna make
a Yeah, that's what made me laugh so hard.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
If you need a reminder, Brooke wrote, so did you
swim home?
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Then?
Speaker 6 (12:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
I mean, which she was, you know, possibly offensive. Shockingly,
the guy actually responded back to that.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Yeah, somehow, what did he say?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
He may have thought it was funny, It is so
bad it's good, if that makes sense. He wrote, haha, Well,
then the Coastguard ship me to California.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Yep, pretty straight to.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I somehow found a dude whose sense of humor is
equally as stale as yours. We'll academy, And.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
I mean, what did you write back? You say, I
like a man in uniform?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Did you bother to respond?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
I did respond? I said, so that must mean you
have a party boat?
Speaker 4 (13:21):
How big is it? Size matters, you know, trying to
get a hook up.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
And he's not going to find that funny though. He's
not going to get like I was in the Coast Guard.
That's not a party boat.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
We see.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Yeah. Overall, Brook was three for four in getting responses
from guys. Alexis, do you see a possible future with
any of these guys that Brooks found?
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Um, well, what's the guy replies with his bank statement?
That would be for stocks that wait on that.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
Maybe I need to work less on the guys and
more on alectiss priorities.
Speaker 6 (13:54):
Maybe that's the words of my concentrations.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
There's a lot of work that needs to be done
on your end, Brook, But text into seven five nine
two do you think we should give brook another shot?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Out of Lexus's dating profile.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Were texting in their salaries In the text, I.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
Learned a lot from this. I think that next time
I would be even hotter.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Even just remotely hot.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
I think that I have some ideas.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Oh, I don't know if funny you guys aren't looking
for like hilarious take practice?
Speaker 6 (14:24):
Okay, give me a shot, telling.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Me sister, we'll keep up fitted on that.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Alexis our social media coordinator. She can turn any piece
of clothing instantly into.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
A crop top.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
I can.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
I saw her to it with a tube sock once
and she didn't even look busty in it, So good work, Alexis.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Things could stretch and that's a big ankle.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
You may not have known.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
She's quite the history buff too. She went all the
way back to season one of Selling Sunset to find
out who started the beef between Christine and Chrishelle. Oh yeah,
is that more important than the moon landing?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
In her mind? Yes it is.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah, that's why to everyone here, she is the morning
show's superhero who's.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Single, lonely, and probably hungover.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
And she just turned twenty five, so not getting any younger,
and lately her love life is on life support.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Lost cause flatline.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Not even rumors of magic Mike five can get her
engines going day. She's just saying, I'm not interesting.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Is that how you would describe.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
It, Alexis, I'm not interested?
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Say that?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
And you know what, sometimes in life, when you're presented
with these types of problems, you turn to the person
who you think could actually help the least, someone who's
been out of the dating game so long. Most of
her exes have passed away, either from old age or
liver spots. But you know what, she's still kicking. And
(01:37):
when we brought it up in a show meeting, Brooke
raised her hand and said, I'd like to help that
young weepers never get some play.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Of course you would. I met a nice boy for you.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Yeah, your mom.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
That's why we tried something that we have never attempted
on this show before. Alexis, what did you rely reluctantly
agree to.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Do, hil Brooke, take my phone and go on a
dating app for me?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Good guy, this is really exciting.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
This is my first time ever on Hints.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
It's exciting for you, risky for alection.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I did have to explain the app for a while
for her.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
So what was the plan here, Brooke?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Do you use the same tactics as when you peruse
Ashley Madison or did you like to put Sadie's in
the search part? Like?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
What's the strategy?
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Well? I just one, I wanted to find someone who
wasn't wearing sunglasses in their photo. They all wear sunglasses, Okay,
I I didn't realize. And two I thought, Alexis, she's
twenty five. She needs somebody kind of responsible, still fun
and hot. Yeah, and I think I flirted pretty well
(02:46):
for her.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Oh you even did the messaging and the flirting.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
Yeah, we'll go through who I have found.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Okay, well, I can already tell we're doomed from the start,
But tell us what did you find?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Start?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
First?
Speaker 6 (03:03):
Up, we have a six foot four you're welcome. I'm
interested Raggory who played.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
College photos around.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Okay, he looks like an athlete he was, and.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
He is pulled down so far over his face perfect.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
And he said in his profile, I've never had condiments ketchup, mustard,
ranch or mayonnaise.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
So I wrote him back as a lexus.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Right, you're like that?
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Yeah, and I said, I don't add milk or butter
to my craft. Mac, I understand what it's like to
be ostracized for food choices.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Ostracized me weirdos out use that word.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
Sounds smart.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
It sounds like you're saying, hey, I have a bunch
of food allergies.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Okay, it was actually kind of hot, bro.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Who else do we got?
Speaker 6 (03:54):
Who else has written us back?
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Okay, let's let's go to a bachelor number two.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
He says he's five to eleven.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
May be doubtful, but he's alex And he said on
his profile that his mom thinks he looks like a
Mexican Patrick Swayzee.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Oh, Mexican.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Patrick Swayze would be in his like sixties at this point.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Well. Well, and so I messaged him back, okay, and
I said, I just found out who Patrick Swayzee is.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
To be.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
I also did just find out who he is literally,
and then I finished that by saying he's hot for
an old guy.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
Oh nice?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Okay, yes, so it.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Starts so strong on them, Broke, it's pretty good.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
Let me tell you you're blow up.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Brook Okay forgure, if you're just joining us and you're
wondering what the hell is going on? We gave Brooke
Alexis's dating profile to take control to see if she
could resuscitate her dating life.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Who's who's the third guy you messaged?
Speaker 6 (04:55):
Okay, Rommy who is twenty eight and six foot two.
This is another guy?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I mean he looks like Jason Momoa if Jason Momoa
never worked out.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Yeah, And he said that the best fat he ever
participated in was Frosted Tips. So I just went simple
and I just wrote him back and said, which boy
band did you audition for?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I would have been like, hey, guy Fieri, take me
into food.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Like that.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
I do like that if I.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Guyer has been on TV in the last ten years.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
So what about Michael? Okay, he's in the Coast Guard just.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Because he's he has the same name as yours is
already Michael looks very handsome.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
He doesn't know what sunscreen is.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
He's sick to.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
So good on the hype bro.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Yeah, and he said the biggest risk he's taken is
buying a one way ticket to.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Flo Why is that funny? That sounds like a guy
who likes to travel to it.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
It takes no plans like that exactly.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
I wrote it.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Oh no, you're laughing? Are you laughing at this?
Speaker 4 (06:07):
I said, what did you swim? Did you swim? How
did you get home?
Speaker 6 (06:21):
I still saw importantly, though technically probably.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I thought it was like some sort of immigration joke.
Get ready for a.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
Twenty Yeah, yeah, good.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I honestly think I did you did good for all
the other women that message that guy, because they're probably
going to get a response back there.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
It was better than I thought, just different than I expected.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
You know, to be at This guy messages back and
he's like, oh, the swim line got me.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
You are marrying me.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
We'll see if we can resuscitate Alexis's dying love life.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Oh brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
We actually taped that a few days ago.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yeah, and we already got responses from some of the guys.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
You guys, I got games.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Hold on to that because we're going to read them
and find out just how effective Brooks flirty pickup lines were.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
Whytes, when you say.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Flirty, you're gonna find out. We'll do it right after this.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
This is like Albert Einstein trying to help Selena Gomez
find a date, not a great comboy.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
That was almost a compliment.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
To recap our own, twenty five year old Alexis has
been having some issues in the dating department, so as
a little experiment to help her out, brook volunteered to
take over her dating app and messaged four eligible gentlemen
in a desperate attempt to build up a romantic connection.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
I picked some hot ones.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Okay, well, we're going to check in right now to
see how it all went. Starting with bachelor number one,
Gregory the six foot four former college football players.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Now, Brooks strategy was to play off of his profile,
which said I've never had condiments ketchup mustard ranch mayonnaise.
He's never had any of that, So Brooke wrote to him,
I don't add milk or butter to my craft, Mac,
I understand what it's like to be ostracized for food
choicestized which but I.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
Got her craft recipe right.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, basically, I'm a food weirdo who nobody likes too.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
You should date.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
So Gregory responded to that I did, and he said, quote,
do you.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Not remember me?
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Do you know?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Apparently has actually met this dude out at a bar before.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Yeah, so that was embarrassing because I met him at
a bar and I.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Got mad at him and was mean to him because
he told me I looked like a teacher that night
out as a compliment.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Okay, So you're saying Alexis screwed up my game before
I could even like spit it, you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Like, who says that I'd literally.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Rather be til I look like a stripper than a teacher?
Like that's not like what I'm trying to go for
when I'm out.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
But like I just used the word ostracized in your
dating profile.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
Like now, it really backed up that whole teacher analogies.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
So Alexis took over from there, and she actually wrote
back to him, I did, Alexis, what'd you say?
Speaker 4 (09:25):
I said, Yeah, I remember you. You told me I
looked like a teacher at the bar.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Didn't make me feel hot ll And then he's calling.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Him out that was bitchy. I was already like that
to him once, so might as well keep it going out. Okay,
you're ruining all my matches, so she.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Him right away. Okay, I don't know. Some guys like
a little bit of a piece.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Ye yeah, I said, I remember I broke number two.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
That one was not my fault.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
He's not the only person who reached back out after
Brooke message. Bachelor number two, you might remember was Alex
who says he's five eleven but brooked out at that
and his mom thinks he looks like a Mexican.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Patrick Swayzey, Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
So if you remember, Brook's flirty line to him was quote,
I just learned who Patrick Swayzey is.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
He's hot for an old guy.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Yeah, it's solid.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
It sounds more like it does, and she really didn't
know who Patrick Sweetey was.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Well, the guy responded, so you're saying I'm a hot
old guy.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Yeah, good work.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Yeah, he didn't even get the joke.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
No, Yeah, compared him to an old man.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
This is the point I'm wishing himself to an old man?
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Am I right?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
I mean his mom compared him.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
To Yeah, you went with the mom's side.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Okay, twenty five year old Patrick. How did you respond
to that?
Speaker 6 (10:40):
Yeah, so this is the point.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
I wish I could have said it was not me
behind the phone.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Yeah, but I could.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
I'm not allowed, apparently, So I said, there's nothing wrong
with hot old guys as long as you have hot
old guy money.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
What's your bank statement? Oh sorry, that's actually pretty funny.
Yeah I thought that was good. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
I love how it's funny.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
But she wasn't trying to be funny, Like that's literally
that's a normal first date question. Yeah, we'll see if
he meets the minimum five hundred thousand dollars in the
savings account. When he reaches back down.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
We all know that five eleven means he's five six,
so right about that.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
So far, Brook is two for two at getting responses
go for two at making a lexis seem even moderately desirable.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Yeah, so I'm great now.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
The third dude that Brooke messaged was Rommy.
Speaker 6 (11:28):
Oh yeah, he was qut two.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Six foot two, said the best fat he ever participated
in was frosted tips.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
Yeah, and I made a boy band reference there, and
you guys said that was too dated.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Book message, which boy band did you audition for? You'd
think that clever mid forties humor would work on him. Sadly,
Rommy didn't even respond.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Because he really auditioned for a boy band and he's
still upset about nine.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
I don't think my age group.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Audition for he turns out.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Insulting a man for his physical appearance and choices not.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
A great strategy. So Broke here two for three.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Now, remember I did find a husband somehow eventually my
first go at dating apps, I kind of want to
try it again. Okay, give me four. I was to
have one positive thing that happened.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
We have bachelor number four, Michael, who said the biggest
risk that he's ever taken in his life was buying
a one way ticket to Puerto Rico.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Broke already laughing.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
She was dying of last year thinking of her clever
joke that you might see Mitt Romney tel on c
Span during the.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
Senate to Bate, I just knew when I said it
out loud how much fun you guys were gonna make
a Yeah, that's what made me laugh so hard.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
If you need a reminder, Brooke wrote, so did you
swim home?
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Then?
Speaker 6 (12:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
I mean, which she was, you know, possibly offensive. Shockingly,
the guy actually responded back to that.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Yeah, somehow, what did he say?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
He may have thought it was funny, It is so
bad it's good, if that makes sense. He wrote, haha, Well,
then the Coastguard ship me to California.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Yep, pretty straight to.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I somehow found a dude whose sense of humor is
equally as stale as yours. We'll academy, And.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
I mean, what did you write back? You say, I
like a man in uniform?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Did you bother to respond?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
I did respond? I said, so that must mean you
have a party boat?
Speaker 4 (13:21):
How big is it? Size matters, you know, trying to
get a hook up.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
And he's not going to find that funny though. He's
not going to get like I was in the Coast Guard.
That's not a party boat.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
We see.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Yeah. Overall, Brook was three for four in getting responses
from guys. Alexis, do you see a possible future with
any of these guys that Brooks found?
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Um, well, what's the guy replies with his bank statement?
That would be for stocks that wait on that.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
Maybe I need to work less on the guys and
more on alectiss priorities.
Speaker 6 (13:54):
Maybe that's the words of my concentrations.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
There's a lot of work that needs to be done
on your end, Brook, But text into seven five nine
two do you think we should give brook another shot?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Out of Lexus's dating profile.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Were texting in their salaries In the text, I.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
Learned a lot from this. I think that next time
I would be even hotter.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Even just remotely hot.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
I think that I have some ideas.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Oh, I don't know if funny you guys aren't looking
for like hilarious take practice?
Speaker 6 (14:24):
Okay, give me a shot, telling.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Me sister, we'll keep up fitted on that.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Hosts And Creators
Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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