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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and they say
true love is supposed to be unplanned and spontaneous. It
should sneak up on you like a sneeze or a
sudden emotional breakdown in a Wendy's parking lot.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Jeffery, Okay, didn't see this coming.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
You can put seven strips of bacon on your Wendy's baconator.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
How can you even call it there? There's not a
frosty big enough to cope with that.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
No, But today we're hoping to get that same spontaneous,
highly emotional feeling during a brand new edition of Blind
Love is Yeah, where two of our single listeners will
meet for the very first time, right here in front
of millions of our radio and podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Listeners, to see if they've got ken.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Now, if Sabrina Carpenter can say it, I can say yeah,
you can't.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
That.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
But remember, these are two people who have never seen
each other before, they've never heard each other's voices, they
don't even know each other's names yet.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
God, I bet they're nervous.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Absolutely, because they've agreed to meet a total stranger for
the first time at the chance of a possibility at
a real love connection. So let's meet them. Their names
today are Ali and Dean. We're not going to waste
any more time. We're going to put them together, back
away and let them talk to find out if blind
(01:26):
truly love is all right?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Ali, why don't you start and say hello to Dean?
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Go ahead, Hi, Dean? I love that name. Be sound
handsome already just by your name. I'm Ali.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
How are you?
Speaker 7 (01:43):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (01:43):
Good, Ali, it's great to meet you. You sound adorable?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Should we call it now? I feel good about it
so far.
Speaker 7 (01:55):
I know.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
I thought he was going to be scared, but he wasn't.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Well, he was taking back.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
But I think you all right?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Maybe we should let them talk a little more. Ali,
do you have a question for Dean?
Speaker 5 (02:04):
I do? I do? Okay, So if I were to
go through your bedroom right now, what what I find
that you would have to explain?
Speaker 7 (02:13):
Oh wow, oh Allie? And I was doing so well.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
You know, He's going through his head like what could
I say? What can I say?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (02:33):
It's probably the mannequin leg in my closet. Okay, it's
from a Halloween costume. It's it's it's a whole long story.
Speaker 7 (02:45):
We can get into it if we ever actually meet
all little teaser.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Yeah, get her, get her hooked with that leg story.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Hey Dean, Okay, that was really good. Maybe do you
have a question to ask back to.
Speaker 8 (03:01):
I do Allie? Be honest? Honest?
Speaker 9 (03:06):
Have you ever fake cried to get out of a
speeding ticket or a relationship.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
So versatile? It does help in your Ali.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
That's a really interesting because, in fact, both my last
relationship actually ended while I was being pulled over. So
it's just like, yeah, they're.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Having the conversation in the car. It's a great place
to have the conversation before the cop with your boyfriend
pulled j over and broke up with you.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Remember, let's not monopolize their lovely chat that they're having
with you. This is their time to get I need
your go ahead. You guys, Allie, you said you were
crying with the police officer. President go ahead.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
Well, yeah, well I was crying because my breakup at
the same time too. But apparently they wanted to pull
us over and I cried about both things at the
same time.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
It doesn't sound like you were fake crying.
Speaker 7 (04:14):
No, she was Ali.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Maybe you should move on and ask your next question.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Let's not linger in the Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Okay, So if your ex were to describe you in
three words, what would those words be?
Speaker 4 (04:35):
I don't know, but I just thought about a bunch
of cusswords.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Size words.
Speaker 8 (04:40):
But go ahead, Okay, my most recent X, she would
say adorable, chaotic, and unpredictable.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
I like, I like the chaotic part.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
That's a screen flag for you. Interesting, Dean, anything that
you'd like to toss back Ali's way?
Speaker 9 (05:15):
Okay, Ali, have you ever faked anything on a date?
Speaker 6 (05:21):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
God, he's wondering about faking projecting from something else?
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Yeah, Ali, I did I think twisted my ankle once
because I pretended to like hiking.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
That's like an emergency exit plan.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Wait did you fake it?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
So?
Speaker 5 (05:43):
Why so we could have brunch instead? That Dean like that?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Yeah? And nothing harmful, just harmless, little fake.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
See, that's a chaotic, unpredictable characteristic.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Right, Let's let's bring the music down. We're gonna put
Dean and Ali both on holds for a second. But honestly,
this might be the first time that we don't even
have to ask if there's chemistry between these two.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Everyone smiling.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
It sounds like they've met before.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yeah, I mean, it really does. It's possible they are
brother and sister. Oh, which we know. You can't say
no love and all of its forms. Let's not be judgment.
Can we ask before they want to go out of
their brother and sister? No, no, they're not brother and
sister want to ask because she's afraid of the chaotic
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know each.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Other voices and sister.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Okay, you guys, let's bring both of them back up.
Lets bring Ali and Dean on.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Normally we would do two segments with this, where we'd
ask the listeners to text into seven, eight, five, nine
to two and tell us if they thought you guys
had a spark, if they wanted to hear you guys
talk more.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I don't think we even need to go there.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Unless you feel differently and you're not sure about each other.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Ali, would you like to hey, oh, he's going for it.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
Yeah, I won't say either.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yeah, you can't go back on that and show we're
going to hold you to that.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
But congratulations.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Here, we're gonna set you guys up off of the
air and make sure you stay in touch with us
and let us.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Know how the first meetup goes.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Yeah, okay, so we're gonna ship Ali and Dean off
to go on there forever journey together, and we're gonna
get a brand.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yeah this is this is binding forever.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
So we're gonna get a brand new couple to come
on and test out their spark when we continue Part
two of Blind Love Is.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
It's coming up right.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
After this, brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Today.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
We today we could make radio history because for the
first time we have the chance to successfully match not one,
but two separate couples during Blind Love Is.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Oh my god, you put this music under anything and
it does sound heroic.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I feel inspired.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yes, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, because if you
missed it mere minutes ago, we set up two of
our listeners, Ali and Dean.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Dude, and they were honestly so cute.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
They had such strong chemistry during their conversation they practically
conceived over the phone, which is exactly how we want these.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Segments to exactly how conception works.
Speaker 10 (08:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Now we've got two brand new listeners who again have
never seen or heard each other before this call. They've
agreed to meet for the very first time right here
on the show to find out if blind truly Love
is and their names are Kevin and Stephanie. Before we
really get into it, Kevin, go ahead and introduce yourself
(08:49):
to your possible forever match.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Wow, no pressure.
Speaker 11 (08:53):
Hi, my name is Kevin.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
It's nice to meet you.
Speaker 11 (08:56):
I'm looking forward to this.
Speaker 10 (09:00):
Hey, Stephanie, my friend told me to do this, so
I don't know if she'll be my friend after this.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Oh she's honest, very honest.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Okay, before we really get into it, we're gonna step back,
let you two get to know each other.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Stephanie.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Apparently you've prepared some questions with our producer, So why
don't you go ahead start things off for us?
Speaker 6 (09:20):
Okay, go ahead, Okay, Keaven.
Speaker 10 (09:23):
If we ended up living together, what is the weirdest
thing that I would catch you doing?
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (09:29):
God, oh let's see.
Speaker 11 (09:33):
Gosh, I'm not that weird. I'm really really kind of
just like a normal guy.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
So they said, probably probably talking to my plants and
like apologizing if I forget to watch them.
Speaker 6 (09:53):
Yeah, you say.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Stephanie.
Speaker 8 (09:57):
You're there, right, Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
What do you think about his plant stuff? It's kind
of cool, yeah, like a plant daddy.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
I know, it's kind of sad. If he like kills
his plans, Well.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
He's apologizing, he's remorseful about it.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
All done that.
Speaker 11 (10:16):
Yeah, never, I've never killed a plant.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Okay, Kevin, maybe you should ask a question to Stephanie.
Maybe that would get the conversation going.
Speaker 11 (10:25):
Okay, yeah, yeah, cool. Okay, Stephanie, be honest. If we
went to Ikea, would you actually help me around the
store or would you just like fake an injury halfway through?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Let's get out of it. Okay, it's funny.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
I'm going to pass on that question. Can I get
a better one?
Speaker 4 (10:49):
You can't pass on that. Some of this is that
how it works, even talking about Ikea starts fights.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
Okay, well I did pass. I want a new question.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Okay. I don't know if anyone ever passed on question before.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
I don't think you can question Stephanie.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Kevin, do you do you have a different question?
Speaker 10 (11:07):
Uh?
Speaker 12 (11:08):
Yeah, yes, yeah I do.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Maybe ask her what she wants to be asked.
Speaker 12 (11:14):
Okay, hopefully this is it. Stephanie, would you rather have
a pet snake or a pet boyfriend who shed like
a snake?
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Look at his old skin still in the bed.
Speaker 11 (11:36):
I'm I'm that wasn't like a real question. I'm joking,
kind that.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Was a fun question.
Speaker 7 (11:41):
Stand by it.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
I mean he said it wasn't a real question, so
oh so fun.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
His boyfriend. So, Stephanie, your friend told you to do
this to come on our show.
Speaker 6 (11:55):
Yeah, and it's not going well. Can we just like
fire for twenty seconds in silence radio?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Yeah, that's not really happened.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Okay, maybe if that's what Stephanie Ashman, can you let's
bring the music down for twenty seconds of uninterrupted.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
To do what she asked? Jeff what are you? She's
scaring me a little bit, Brooks. What woman doesn't I'm
just trying to make her happen. It's absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
What would you volunteer to be on a radio show
and then asked to just sit in silence?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Let's just give her a chance now.
Speaker 10 (12:27):
I didn't volunteer, to be honest, I told you that
my friend made me do it.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
She made It's like, okay, I think silence achieved.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
That wasn't even a full second, Jeffrey second. If you sat,
you couldn't do it. It is so uncomfortable in twenty
seconds nervous. I want you to ask if Kevin is
even interested in this book at this point in person.
Speaker 6 (12:49):
On Yeah, I'd like to be heard with a different guy.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Wait, exactly what I meant, keviny we met a different
person for Kevin?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Because Kevin seems interest did in actually trying to match
with somebody? You just seem like you're bothered being on
the phone with that immediately.
Speaker 6 (13:06):
Yeah, if he had good questions, I would have been interested.
But all of the questions were back are not interested in?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Okay, Kevin, do you want to apologize for having bad questions?
Speaker 11 (13:18):
I'm so sorry for.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Yeah, don't actually apologize.
Speaker 11 (13:23):
I should have thought of our questions.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
You came up with the questions with our producer.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yeah, they were good.
Speaker 11 (13:28):
Well, I was fifty percent of that, had the producers
fifty percent. So I don't know how much we want
to split the responsibility for the poor quality of the questions.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Okay, Okay, you're a nice guy.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
I don't think that's the problem here.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
You like that.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I feel like you and me should hang out sometimes. Yeah,
and we have a lot to talk about.
Speaker 8 (13:44):
Do you like snakes?
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Do you like snakes like?
Speaker 6 (13:47):
You know?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Weirdly, that's not the first time a guy has asked
me that. Yeah, but we'll talk about that later.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Why is it not the first time we've witnessed a
guy asking you that I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
What it is about me.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
Well, I do like that, he apologized, But I'm.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
You're still not okay?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
All right?
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Definitely have kept the cute couple on the phone, I guess.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
God, Well, this was still a fun experiment.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Should we even should we have people text into seven
eight five nine too if they feel the chemistry happening
between Kevin and Stephanie.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
I'm just gonna force it, even though Stephanie has blatantly
said she's.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Willing to do pretty much whatever her friends tell her
and maybe what our listeners say too.
Speaker 6 (14:29):
Yeah, so can I get a new guy or okay.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
You know what, We're going to work on that for you, Stephanie,
A bunch of guys for you.
Speaker 11 (14:36):
That's okay, we'll find the right one eventually.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Well, I don't want it to end like this on
this note.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Oh, I don't know how to solve it.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Yeah, and we don't really have time to bring on
two new callers. So maybe Ashton just cue the romantic
music one more time and let's see if jose can
sweet talk Brook into buying him lunch today.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Actually, Brook, remember we were drunk in Vegas and I
bought you dinner. No, we're blacked out, of course you
don't remember.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
But I have a bill from.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Like two three years ago, and this is this is more,
this is more blackmailing her dry sweet Oh Brook, I
really like the color of your shirt today.
Speaker 6 (15:17):
Oh yeah, I appreciate.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
That about her glowing personality.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
I am not going to order for jose who always
orders fifteen dollars of extra add ons to every blue.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
And Quene wa and everything. Doesn't mean that I should
be judged.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
By Seriously, you're so extra. I'm a health This is
not going well.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Jeff she couldn't buy me lunch. You guys kind of
do already sound like the married couples.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Actually, I call it a successful end to blind love
lunch for everybody. Text in the seven eighty five nine
who if you want up here? On the next edition,
it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8 (15:53):
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.