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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Reality TV producers can be so shady, Yeah, because all
they're really looking to find is the hottest, coolest, most
desperately unstable people. Put them all together in a giant
house and give them access to unlimited alcohol so that
they flirt and kiss and fight and create loads of unnecessary,
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unhealthy drama with each other. I mean, who would even
want to watch that? Right, alexis right?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I would never want to binge that all day every day.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
That's why on this show we only look for honest,
stable people who want to find real love. And that's
why we could not believe the drama that unfolded when
we match two of our listeners together. Oh how could
one call go so wrong on such a pure hearted,
wholesome radio show that is us. You're about to find
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out when we do a brand new edition of Blind
Love Is It's coming up next. We've been doing a
segment for a while now based on the show Love
Is Blind, which we cleverly changed to blind Love Is Yes.
It's where two people who've never met before, they can't
see each other, they will connect over our phone lines
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for the very first time.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
I love a segment.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I think it's so fun, pure chemistry. It's to see
if there is a natural steamy chemistry between them or
is it just awkward, cringey cousin vibes. Yeah, either way,
we are here for it.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Cousin, Do we double check that?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Do we do any research to check?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Not really. These are just two listeners who've asked us
for second date updates or for other segments that didn't
pan out, and instead they've agreed to be on this
segment to test the waters of radio love.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
See they would be long lost cousins.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
So yeah, I'm sure their names are Michael and Denise,
just off names alone. Do we approve? Yeah, I don't
know how. You can't approve or disapprove. That's good. I'm
glad you don't approve because would be shallow of you.
And we're a deeper segment right here. Remember they've never
seen each other approved, They don't know what each other
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look like. They don't care about that. It's truck stop
restroom rules during blind love is let's get right into it.
We need quiet in the room as we listen in,
and then afterwards we can discuss if we feel like
blind truly love is all right. So let's find out
if they're both there. Michael, are you there?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Hey, guys, I'm here.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Are you nervous?
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Are you wait?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Are you nervous a little bit? Okay? And Denise are
you there?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Yep, I'm here, she sounds.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
She sounds confident or just like she's already given up.
But maybe that's just because we're in the room right now.
We're gonna step away so that you two can talk
and just let the sparks fly. Here we go, I'm
stepping away. Go ahead, Michael say hello, I will do.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
How's it going?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
I'm good? She say? How old am I? Or how
am I?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
How are you?
Speaker 4 (03:09):
I'm good? I'm good. What do you like to do
on your days off?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Yeah? Well, I enjoy making music. I enjoy going to
the beach when it stacks out. I like to bike ride,
so I'm pretty active. But other than that, yeah, like
I've been more low key as of late. So I
do like to go out every now and then, but
I've been more of a homebody lately. Hollout yourself same.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
I like to cook. I like having a glass of
wine and kind of unwining and sometimes going out with
a group of friends. But yeah, just sometimes want to chill.
And enjoy my house sometimes.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Okay, So I actually have a follow up question. You
said you like to chill on the couch drink wine.
Are you like, are you drinking bottles of wine on
the couch like every day?
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Like?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
K two tops? But not really even I don't even
finish two glasses?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Good you get bring tipsy off two glasses?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
No, but I just feel like one is nice and
makes me feel good and I don't really need to
drink more than that. I enjoy that one glass.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
What is this? Okay? What's your glass? Because because like
this other girl that I dated, she said the same
thing and then turned out that she was drinking a
bottle of wine or two every night on the couch,
I'm like, is uh, you know, trying to have a
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better understanding of that.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
So right, what is your drink of choice?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I drink of toys I like. I like bourbon, so
I probably usually don't turn to like bourbon old fashion,
but I usually only drink it out of straw. So
that's that's the only way I oh, like a man.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
I have a question for you. So, you know, they
say you can learn a lot about someone based on
who their celebrity crush is. So who is their celebrity crush?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I'm sorry, can you say that again, Brad Pitt? Okay,
say that anyone's ever confused me as bad Pit before?
Speaker 4 (05:31):
But okay, who is your celebrity crush?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
So?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I know i'd probably say Cardi B. I know it
sounds crazy. Wow, would you say people confuse you much
with Cardi B?
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Not at all?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Okay, this is going really well.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Sorry to interrupt, but if you're just tuning in, we're
doing a segment called blind Love is putting together two
of our listeners who are single for whatever reason because
of a maybe failed second date update or whatever it is.
They've never seen each other before, don't know anything about
one another, and their meeting for the first time right
here over the phone to see if they have natural chemistry. Anyway,
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let's get back to the magic.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Go ahead, Well, did you have like a dream job.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
As a kid?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Yeah, fashion designer, but that didn't pan out.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Okay, Well, is it a problem if we go out
and I don't have a shirt on.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Yeah, if we're at the beach.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
You know, like I've gone in, you know, restaurants open
tess like you know.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Oh do you know what? Guys, I'm just going to
pass here right now.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Wait a minute.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Say no pants.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
He just said no shirt. I said no shirt with Okay,
but now you can understand. You can understand why his
ex girlfriend had to drink two bottles on the couch
every day. He did all the work in that conversation.
He really poke it rooting for him. Yeah, Michael, how
are you feeling?
Speaker 3 (07:13):
I've been going pretty well.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I know it wasn't awkward. I thought you did a
good job. I thought you came up with some good questions.
You listened, opened up about yourself, shared some personal things. Honestly,
Denny's drinking whiskey out of a straw. That doesn't do
it for you. I've actually never heard of that. Everything
it is a little different. Maybe it's like he wanted
to keep his teeth white.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
Thing because whiskey standing here, it makes you drink it faster,
you go faster.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I think we need to get another female listener on
here to see if maybe she matches better with you, Mike. Okay,
We'll stick with Mike and just find another time.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Sometimes we just dump them both by this point.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Okay, I know that's your that's your answer. Don't you
remember the segmentary people. I tend to not give up
on our listeners.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Okay, if you guys could not give up on Great Good.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I like him. I like him. So here's what we're
gonna do. Denise, thank you for being on. But your cut.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
Okay, thank you, you're fired. Okay, we take control over
this second, and Mike, we're gonna bring on another lovely
lady for you to meet when we continue, and guarantee
exactly We're gonna keep bringing on women until one isn't
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completely repulsed by you.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
During our next edition of Blind Love Is. We're gonna
do it right after this. Hold on, We're in the
middle of another sensual edition of Blind Love Is. How
sensual that was, Jeff, if you missed it earlier, we
paid two of our listeners together, named Michael and Denise
to see if they had natural chemistry. Keep in mind,
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they'd never seen pictures of each other before Tinder bios nothing,
and for maybe the first time ever, one of them
just quit halfway through the segment. I didn't even know
that was an option. Denise tapped out because Michael was
I guess too. Quirky for her. She didn't like the
whiskey through a star or the shirtless habits, Well she is.
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Michael was just putting himself out there and in the
process he won over the hearts of everybody here in studio. So,
unlike Denise, we're not giving up and I'm gonna take
my shirt off in solidarity. I don't know about that.
Let's be supportive because we've got a new woman on
the phone ready to meet Michael and find out if
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blind love truly is. Yeah, it's a blind love redo.
So Michael, it's water off a duck's back. Forget Denise.
She is in the past. Now tear down the golden
shrine that she's built of her. We are onto new,
better things. And that new person's name is Jessica. Yeah, Jessica, Mike,
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you get a good vibe of that name.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Just the name, uh, you know, it kind of reminds
me of flowers, so wow, kind thing to say.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Don't know how you got flowers out of it, but
maybe put the whiskey straw down for this part of
the segment. At least keep the shirt on, or you
know what, you don't forget it, just do yourself shirt
off as much whiskey as you can fill in that mouth.
We're going to step away here is Jessica. You can
go ahead and say hi to where we're going to
stay quiet.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Hi, Hi, Michael, how's you going?
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Good?
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Good?
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Good good? So I'm sorry I just heard you got
rejected on the radio. Is that the worst way you've
ever been dumped before? Actually?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Actually, no, one time a girlfriend dumpy by spelling the
word breakup in a game of scrabble.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Oh my god, I mean to be alone?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Yeah, it was. It was pretty harsh actually, because I
didn't understand they at the start. I was like, no,
that's two words, it doesn't count, and she said, no,
that's that's literally what I'm doing with you right now.
Oh my gosh, catching on. So definitely.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
Wait, that is so mean. Who would do that? Just
like a sweet guy? That's crazy?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
I know, I know, right, that's what I thought too.
But what about what about you? What's your worst breakup story?
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Oh my gosh, mine? Well, no, I actually I guess
it's never really been broken up.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
But actually, really.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
Yeahing about it? No, I mean it's kind of weird.
The only the only two serious boyfriends I've ever had
they both just disappeared.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
I don't really know.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Oh, like, do they just like disappear or they no,
they went missing.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
One was the local thing and the other one was
traveling in South America at the time.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Anyways, Yeah, wow, okay, I liked that. We both.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
I like it. We both you know, we felt heartache though, like.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Right, yeah, yeah, maybe we should say the subject. How
about what's your what's your favorite color? Oh?
Speaker 4 (12:52):
I like red?
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Okay, yeah, I read the school color like, uh like
strawberries and uh like the Wendy's logo.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Sorry, I just gotta go back quick. So your other
boyfriends that you said disappeared locally and they like, ever
find him? Or is he just.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
No?
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Wait, I have a question for you. Are you adventurous?
Speaker 3 (13:30):
What do you What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (13:32):
I mean like outside or at home?
Speaker 3 (13:36):
All right, I don't think I understand what you're asking,
you know, are you adventurous? Guys? Jess Brook, can you
step in here. I'm a little concerned the boyfriend went
into the woods.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
You want me to reset for the listeners who are
just tuning in. Good idea, Michael, So if you're just
joining us, we're in the middle of blind love is
where Michael and Jessica are meeting for the very first
time without ever having seen each other or know anything
about each other, to figure out if they have a
potential love connection.
Speaker 6 (14:11):
I mean, just as a like Asterix here, we didn't
do a lot of vetting on Jessica.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yeah, we don't have that in the budget to vet people.
We just take whoever it's willing to come on. And
I'm not going to read the text coming in at
seven eighty five, nine to two. That's say, run in
all caps, because it's just from a small amount that
we've heard from Jessica so far, she could probably run
faster than Michael.
Speaker 6 (14:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Anyway, guys, guys, I think I'm out here.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Well you're out there? What sounds so gritten into you? Like, really,
you can't be out too?
Speaker 3 (14:41):
No, I mean I just I literally just realized I'm
way to work and I have to get going.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Oh oh, actually you just remembered that right after she
asked you if you're adventurous?
Speaker 5 (14:51):
What's wrong? Did I did I say something like weird
or what happened?
Speaker 1 (14:57):
No, not at all.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
You're fine. You're you're you're great, You're awesome, We're.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
We're going to see each other in real life then.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Huh oh you know, yeah, maybe maybe.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
I think we'd be like the perfect match, Like I
think we'd get along so well.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
I get I get that a lot.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
The last we'll just hung.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Up on the last time, just the last time.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
This isn't going well, Jeffrey, I disagree. I think it's
actually going pretty good.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
Oh so maybe you're gonna still ask them if they
want to go on a date right now?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Mike, are you cool if I pass your phone number
along to Jessica so that you two can stay in
touch off of the show.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
Yes, yes, please?
Speaker 3 (15:44):
All right, Michael, I think I can probably find her
on Facebook, so.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
Okay, yeah, yeah, I feeling she's going to find you first.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
All right, Well, young bourbon boy whiskey straw, Well, that
was blind love is.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
I knew that this segment would work eventually or end
up on the local news. Hey, we're gonna be that's
a win for us, I don't think so. Maybe what
her missing boyfriends will call in any publicity is good
publicity for us and for Jessica's exes. So text in
seven eight, five nine two if you would like to
be a contestant on a future edition of Blind Love.
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Is this is possibly meet your future soulmate or sellmate.
It could happen right here on the radio. It's Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.