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Speaker 1 (00:01):
For the last few months, we've been trying a radio
knockoff version of the Netflix show Love Is Blind. Ye,
well today it's happening again. Yes I love it, but
this time there's a twist, and I promise you the
contestants never saw it coming, even with Brooks Sherlock Holmes
magnifying glasses strapped onto her face.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Even she couldn't see this coming.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I just get twenty twenty vision with them. They don't
magnify anything for me.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
You're going to be just as shocked when you hear
it in a brand new Blind Love Is. It's happening next.
Netflix says the show Love is Blind. Ah, but we
have our own edition called blind Love.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Is I did like one person reason. One of our
listeners did text in the suggestion love has glaucoma.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Oh I see very well.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah, they'll consider it, but for now it's blind Love
is Okay. A few times before with the same premise
as Love Is Blind. Two people who've never met before
I can't see each other. They just talked to see
if a romantic connection sparks out of nowhere, and I
want to go around.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
The room real quick.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Thumbs up, thumbs down, thumbs medium for this segment, alexis
were your thumbs.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I like this segment.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
It was three.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Options and you didn't show any of them.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Okay, thumbs up this translation, Brook, where your thumbs one.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Up, one down? You know, I feel like we've had
some good couples of that's.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
What the thumbs medium was for. Okay, side, I regret
this whole rating system. Sorry about the lady. Keep it
easy for me. He was where your thumbs thumbs up? Buddy,
thank you? That was so difficult.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Ladies said, I didn't want to do thumbs up okay,
and played by the rules.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Well, two people.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Both okay, I'm not going where the Yeah. We have
two brand new people on the phone right now. Their
names are Christina and Gabriel, and they both called in
for second dates that we couldn't do for one reason
or another. But they were up for trying this with
us since they're both single and other than last time,
where we hear a lot of small talk for five
straight minutes, We've asked them to do a little bit
(02:13):
of homework.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Oh wait on each other.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
No, no, no, just to be creative with the questions
that they want to ask to each other. Prepare They've
come prepared and I can't wait to see how it goes.
Let's just step back right now and put them on. Remember,
you know, we need quiet in the room.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
We could talk.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
About it after, but right now it's their moment, their
show their thumbs. Here we go, Christina, you can say
hi to Gabriel and then we're going to step back.
Speaker 7 (02:40):
Hi, Gabe, Hey, Hello, how are you? I'm good? How
are you?
Speaker 8 (02:49):
You know? Pretty good. I'm just happy to get a
chance to speak what okay, to speak, Yeah, to get
a chance to you know, maybe get to know YouMore.
Speaker 9 (03:04):
Or at all?
Speaker 7 (03:06):
Right, are you ready for some questions?
Speaker 8 (03:10):
Yeah? I am.
Speaker 10 (03:12):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (03:12):
So first question, if you were an animal, what animal
would you kiss?
Speaker 8 (03:19):
Like? What animal would I kiss?
Speaker 10 (03:26):
Like?
Speaker 9 (03:29):
My last girlfriend said that I had kind of like
a longer tongue, so like maybe like a giraffe.
Speaker 10 (03:39):
Oh okay, then I mean not like you know, not
like I'm like grabbing fruit from a tree, but like
I would be supportive in the act of kissing.
Speaker 7 (03:53):
Oh, I did not expect that.
Speaker 9 (03:57):
Can I ask you what animal you would kiss?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Like?
Speaker 7 (04:04):
Okay? Let me think because I know I asked you,
but I didn't actually think of what I would say
probably a chicken. And I know that sounds bad, but
chickens they just peck and they don't have lips. So, yeah,
a chicken.
Speaker 9 (04:23):
So did you have lips though?
Speaker 8 (04:26):
Right?
Speaker 7 (04:27):
I mean I have lips, they're just really thin, like
highly Jenner pre Sillers. Does that make sense?
Speaker 9 (04:37):
I mean, I think pretty much as long as you
have you know, if there's if there's a target, you
know there, I think I think we're good. I mean
my giraffe situation, you know, I feel like I'd be
able to land a kiss on a chicken if that.
Speaker 7 (04:50):
Okay, yeah makes sense.
Speaker 8 (04:55):
Can I ask you my question?
Speaker 7 (04:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (04:59):
Okay, So my question is a little bit more specific,
but it was, what's your favorite episode of Fraggle Rock.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
I don't know what that is? Is that on Netflix?
Speaker 8 (05:16):
Oh you don't know what?
Speaker 9 (05:18):
Okay, No, it's you know the Muppets, right, Fragle and
Oober them?
Speaker 7 (05:26):
Now I know the Muppets, Yeah, like the cartoon exactly.
Speaker 9 (05:31):
This is like parallel to that, but it was.
Speaker 7 (05:33):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (05:34):
I was gonna show you some of the episodes because
they were pretty.
Speaker 8 (05:40):
Pretty pretty unique.
Speaker 7 (05:43):
Okay, all right, so when was the last time that
you cried?
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (05:51):
Oh, that kind of making me think.
Speaker 8 (05:59):
One was laughing. I cried.
Speaker 9 (06:02):
Probably when they said that Braggle Rock was ending.
Speaker 7 (06:07):
Wow, you must have really liked that shell.
Speaker 9 (06:11):
What about you? Is there something that made you.
Speaker 8 (06:16):
Weepe so?
Speaker 7 (06:19):
Actually, the last time was during COVID M so I
ran out of toilet paper. It was a frustrating time.
It's just not good.
Speaker 9 (06:33):
Probably a bad time to be crying, right because you
don't even have the toilet paper.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
Well, I mean, like tears, here's you could wipe on
like your shirt, but not other things.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
Doesn't make sense.
Speaker 7 (06:45):
Yeah, I would grab my TV, but can't dry out
the areas.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
This is the perfect time for us to step in.
Let's let's on that note.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Can we put them both on hold for a second?
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Yeah, lowering.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I love the prepared questions.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I mean, let's be honest. We asked them to be
creative and they went for it. Let's give them some
credit for that.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
I need the two questions she came up with, or
what annimal do you kiss?
Speaker 8 (07:13):
Like?
Speaker 3 (07:13):
And when was lost and you cried? Like?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Those are very Yeah, she's cutting right to the core
of who he is as a person, like where are
his emotions at?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
How is he romantically creative.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
They're kind of cute.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Now you can't get the picture of a giraffe making
out with a chicken long tongue and kissing someone with
no legay.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
And I appreciate that she was confident about her thin lips.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Still she owns it.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
So this is a tough one because I'd say the
few couples that we've had on before this may have
had a little more chemistry.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Okay, that's what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
But the questions are so good. I feel like he
started off really nervous and he's starting to warm up
by the end.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, I'm not one hundred percent sure. I'm on the
fence about it. Text in seven eighty five nine two.
If you think Christina and Gay should continue their conversation
or do you think we should move on to another
potential couple that we have lined up on the lines too, so.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
We just dump them both?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
We could do it dirty.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Like that text in seventy five to nine to you
the word keep if you want to hear more, or
next if you think we should move on, We'll find
out when we come back for more. Blind Love is
right after this. We're in the middle of another heart
pounding edition of Blind Love is. We just asked the
listeners if they want to hear more from Christina and Gabriel,
(08:31):
and on the text board, at seventy five nine to two,
almost seventy percent said nope.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Next, we were.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Just getting awkward enough to be entertaining getting.
Speaker 10 (08:43):
The entire thing.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Apparently, the listeners have heard enough about giraffe chicken makeouts
weren't here and you got to go with the vibe
on these. So we've officially ditched Christina and Gabriel and
we have a brand new.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Couple ready to meet for the very first time on
our show.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Happening so fast, Jeffrey.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
People want to be blinded by love, apparently, but before
we get to them, here's the new twist. Okay, instead
of the usual four minutes to chat with each other
to get to know one another, they're only gonna have
three because at the very end we're adding a new
feature called serenade.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Escapade, Oh, are they going to sing to each other?
Speaker 8 (09:23):
Tell me?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
There singing to each other?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
That means after they get to know you part our
two listeners will romantically sing to one another.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Jeffrey, I love you for this. I know that you
came up with this part.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I'm not serenading you broke, Okay, I want to.
Speaker 9 (09:36):
Make that very clear.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
Okay, you do that every Friday.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Already, whatever song the two listeners want to sing, to
try and build an even stronger connection.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
I honestly I love that karaoke.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
So this is this is in good karaoke.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
It's a win win, and it shows that you're fun.
You're willing to put yourself out there, be vulnerable. It
doesn't matter if you're not a great singer.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
This isn't the voice.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Yeah, we're not looking for amazing vocalists, just people willing
to risk it for love.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Already, Alexis wants to crawl under the table.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I actually hope one of them is worse than me.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
I feel.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
You could do the backup vocals for one of them.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
All they sing. But we have two new people.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Their names are April and Pollie, and once again going
to open the phone lines for them. We're going to
back away, not say anything, let them meet and find
out if blind truly love is I hate all right, it's.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Not for you, it's for them.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah, So Polly and April, you two can say hi
to each other. And then we're gonna step away, all right,
go ahead, Hi.
Speaker 10 (10:36):
Polly, Hello, yeah, hey, yeah, I'm holding.
Speaker 8 (10:47):
All right.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Hey Polly you there?
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Oh hey, hey, how are you?
Speaker 7 (10:51):
Hi?
Speaker 11 (10:52):
Hey?
Speaker 10 (10:54):
How's it going?
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Sorry?
Speaker 8 (10:55):
Just one second?
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Okay, okay, Hey, I was just trying to I'm sorry. Hey,
I was finding some shoes on Amazon. My car got
declined for some reason. I'm on the customer chat trying
to work it out.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Focus on the segment.
Speaker 8 (11:14):
Oh okay, so I just come on the line right now,
and I've been waiting for a little bit.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
How are you though, house things?
Speaker 5 (11:21):
What's up? Oh? Geez, I'm good. I mean that sucks
your your car got declined.
Speaker 11 (11:28):
I think like it.
Speaker 7 (11:29):
There's a chat though, and like kind of get to
know each other.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
Yeah, yes, yeah, it's just hard to get them on otherwise.
I never do this, but I yeah, let's talk about it.
Speaker 6 (11:46):
Let's talk.
Speaker 8 (11:48):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Well this is like kind of distracting a little bit,
but okay, So Polly, what do you love to do
for fun?
Speaker 11 (12:01):
You know?
Speaker 8 (12:01):
I like, uh, I like sports and uh I like,
oh come on, I'm kidding me.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Uh, I'm sorry, what did you say this?
Speaker 6 (12:18):
I was asking, like, what you like the service? Person.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
Just he's asked.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Oh wait, they keep asking if I have another card
I could use. I don't know what. I'm so sorry
they keep try to interrupt me while I'm talking to you.
Speaker 6 (12:28):
Uh okay, it's just bad timing.
Speaker 9 (12:32):
Uh okay.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Well, my my question is if so if you could
travel anywhere in the link of an eye.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
Where would you go?
Speaker 11 (12:42):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Where is Amazon's headquarters?
Speaker 8 (12:47):
Because maybe if I go there, I get straighten the
south past and call them.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
Wow.
Speaker 11 (12:56):
Well, I mean for me, it'd probably be boy A Bora.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
I just I've always wanted to go there, and I've
never seen such blue waters.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
There's cars declined to It's just.
Speaker 7 (13:15):
I'll get it, Polly, Okay, Like I feel like you're
not real key into this operator station.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Oh and look at that, right in the middle of
this romantic conversation, it is time for our serenade. Escapade
that was only three minutes, but it felt like, oh
hold on, it might get better with the singing.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Are you still doing the singing?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Don't bring the mood down, Brook, We're at a very
romantic point in the conversation, April. Why don't you start
us off with a romantic song for Polly?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
I want to make sure he finishes what he has
to do.
Speaker 11 (13:54):
So, oh my gosh, I have like so I had
my songs picked out, but I mean this is kind
of like I picked it out before this conversation happened
with kind of the.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Worst, just with what's in your heart?
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Go ahead, hold you said, just let her sing?
Speaker 5 (14:21):
Okay, baby, come down, come down girl, that your body
eat my hot or lockdown for lockdown? Oh, lockdown girl?
You sweet like Fanta, Oh Fanta? If I tell you
say I love you, no, no, tell me no no no,
whoa whoa, whoa whoa?
Speaker 11 (14:45):
Get me.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
K we got it. You know.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I can't imagine what you're feeling right now.
Speaker 8 (14:59):
Older I.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Hate him, Paulie. We're running out of time here. We
need you to serenade April for us.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Yeah, why did you answer?
Speaker 3 (15:13):
This is.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Just need fifteen seconds of you singing your your best
love song for April. Go ahead, Okay, I'm feeling the
connection already, but let's really drive it home.
Speaker 7 (15:24):
Right what I want?
Speaker 6 (15:27):
You got in behind the candle, oh, playing the firms candle?
Oh candy?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Yeah, April, your knees as weak as I think yourself.
Speaker 7 (15:49):
I mean there, I'm just I have the giggle for her.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Oh, she's got butterflies right now. This is a strong games.
You still got her smiling? Yeah, she is not laugh
before she's interested.
Speaker 7 (16:01):
There's no way, April.
Speaker 11 (16:03):
I didn't get anything about you except that you like sports,
and I guess your cards are declining.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Is there anything else?
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Is there anything else you would like to say to
April before our time is up here?
Speaker 7 (16:15):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Yeah, so they actually declined my other cards, and it's
they saved the problem in their system because I.
Speaker 8 (16:23):
Know it's not mine.
Speaker 7 (16:24):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (16:25):
Anyway, you don't.
Speaker 8 (16:27):
You don't have faith Pal, do you?
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Because I could maybe use your PayPal and pay you back.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Hell no, are you sorry? I did mean to answer
for you, April.
Speaker 11 (16:38):
Yeah, definitely, No, you can't have my PayPal?
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Are you sure?
Speaker 6 (16:42):
I can't wait to get together. Absolutely nice.
Speaker 7 (16:44):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I'm really glad that we went with this second couple.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
I really think this proved once and for all really
blind love is.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
It's not. The listeners decided on a scale. How hot
was that conversation? Jeffrey in the.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Morning brooking Jeffrey in the morning, Well that was a
wild ending. Yeah, when you're looking for a person who's
really going to pay attention to you. There's no red flags, right.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Yeah, we gore to this singing.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
I thought we might have peaked. I know, it just
nos dived real bad. She was darling. I hope she
finds somebody. I'm so willing to do this. And apparently
we got some comments already on this bletherny.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
One person said, Paulie's the biggest fail on the show
in a long time.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Bravo.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
That's a hat.
Speaker 11 (17:40):
That's a hat to wear.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
A crown in this compliment to night Train said this
segment has never been this bad.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
You never know when we're going to reach a new
low thanks to Paulie. Yeah, blame him, and I think
we did it today. So hey, let us know what
you think, who you're rooting for, and maybe someone you
hate that you want to sign up for. Love is
you know, this is a little punishment. You can always
follow our socials. It's at Brook and Jeffrey and our
website Brooknjeffrey dot com. Thanks so much,