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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, welcome to a brand new fall show. We are
so glad you found the podcast. It's Brook and Jeffrey
in the Morning, and I cannot wait for you all
to hear what you're doing at Post Malone and Jelly Rod.
What was the crowds like, because Jose and Alexis of
course always go out beforehand with a microphone.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It was not stereotypical, you know, beers, cowboy hats, cowboys.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
And you're not being sarcastic at all.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Do you think Post Malone's like, how did I end
up in country?
Speaker 5 (00:28):
I know there, it is there, it is. Well, we
got that.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Coming up, a brand new loser line, new second date,
but we have Alexis not her voice, but we have
Alexis to read us some comments.
Speaker 6 (00:38):
Still me, I just sound bad.
Speaker 7 (00:39):
Sorry, But do you think.
Speaker 8 (00:41):
Your voice is somewhere else and missus her right now?
Speaker 9 (00:43):
Maybe?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Or maybe it's on vacation.
Speaker 7 (00:44):
Oh please come back?
Speaker 6 (00:46):
Yeah, Okay, Irwin severe Darm said, I love y'all. Random question.
I'm from the UK, so I can't text in in
the morning.
Speaker 10 (00:55):
Oh yeah, don't text you bad?
Speaker 9 (00:56):
No?
Speaker 5 (00:57):
But are y'all dog or cat people?
Speaker 8 (01:00):
I mean we all question?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yes, I have been campaigning for a cat in our
house for over a decade, and my husband keeps claiming
he has an allergy.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yes, we stay at other people's houses with cats and
there's never an issue.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
So lying, I guess I'm a dog person because we
have a dog and I love our dog.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
But I think cats are adorable and I would totally
be down to bywall Oh my.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
God, our dog.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
It was the first year, you know too live really well, yeah, dog,
she's thirteen and a half and it was the first
year the fireworks didn't bother her because she couldn't hear them.
Speaker 6 (01:28):
Oh no, hey, she got to watch a fireworks show.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
That's amazing.
Speaker 11 (01:34):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
I like dogs and cats. I love with both, but
cats are funnier.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
All right, well, let us know dog or cat people,
and let's get this hour long show started.
Speaker 10 (01:47):
If you had to.
Speaker 7 (01:48):
Wear a warning label, what would yours say? It's Brooke
and Jeffrey in the morning. People are debating it online,
and one person said theirs would say warning will over
share and not apologize for Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I was actually thinking over sharing on my warning label
before you even said that.
Speaker 7 (02:06):
Yeah, I mean, that's the question, what would each of
ours say on the show if we had one? Of course,
we had to ask chat GPT. Oh, because who knows
us better than ai?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I hope a lot of people.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
You, my children, my parents, my best friend.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Don't they read all your social media and your background
that we don't know exactly?
Speaker 7 (02:30):
So we got the responses from chat GPT. For myself,
they think it would say warning may sound serious, but
it's actually being sarcastic.
Speaker 10 (02:39):
Perceed with confusion.
Speaker 8 (02:41):
Yeah, totally funny.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
You tell chat GBT that that is the longest warning
label ever.
Speaker 10 (02:48):
Yeah, okay, then you're not gonna like any of these.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Okay he could have just said always sarcastic for yours,
that is not funny.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Oh sorry, you.
Speaker 7 (02:56):
Gotta you gotta remember there's humor involved in this. Okay, next, remember,
says chat GPT. So for Alexis, they said warning prone
to sudden shopping sprees and accidental wisdom truly may be involved.
Speaker 10 (03:11):
Okay, I feel like it knows you pretty well.
Speaker 7 (03:14):
For Jose, it thought warning, do not ask questions about
food or you'll get a twenty minute breakdown on the
history of clams.
Speaker 8 (03:22):
Absolutely really good.
Speaker 7 (03:24):
And finally, Brooke chat GPT thought your warning sign would
be warning, great listener, but will immediately forget your name
and what you just said.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Oh yeah, I remember what you said, just not your name.
Speaker 8 (03:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (03:40):
Overall, I think those are pretty accurate. So now let's
move on.
Speaker 7 (03:43):
We're gonna get to the shotgulling question of the day
with our digital producer whose warning sign would say warning
seems nice, but will seduce your mother with his boyish charms?
Speaker 5 (03:52):
What is that like?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
That is upsetting to me? That one?
Speaker 12 (03:57):
There you go?
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Yeah, that one hits too close to I.
Speaker 12 (04:00):
Can't change who I am. Yeah, Well, today is the
holiest of all days for our own brook Fox because
it's World Chocolate Day.
Speaker 8 (04:09):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
If this doesn't include you giving me then chocolate, I
don't want to hear the It.
Speaker 12 (04:17):
Is the sacred twenty four hour period where it's socially
acceptable to eat a brownie for breakfast, a Snickers bar
for lunch, and a whole German chocolate cake for dinner.
And even though the chocolate industry has a terrible effect
on the environment and is notoriously awful to the workers
who harvest it, we're gonna so much.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Oh God, you gotta buy fair trade Okay, We're.
Speaker 12 (04:42):
Gonna celebrate chocolate anyway during a special loco for a
cocoa edition of.
Speaker 7 (04:49):
Tenty of twenty.
Speaker 12 (04:51):
So you guys say number one through twenty. In return,
I'll give you a chocolate flavored trivia question. Just answer
correctly to stay in the game. Will start with the
woman who has voted most vanilla in a one person poll.
I took it right before this segment, that one person.
I'll never tell Alexis.
Speaker 7 (05:09):
I need a number ten.
Speaker 12 (05:11):
What alexis is the technical term for a chocolate addict?
Is it a choca path, a chocoholic, or a choca phile? Now,
remember I need the technical term, not the casual slang term.
Speaker 8 (05:25):
File sounds terrible.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yeah, filed anything and it doesn't feel good.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah, even a work of file sounds bad.
Speaker 13 (05:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (05:33):
I would assume chocoholic.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
But then he said it's the real term, not what
slang that people use.
Speaker 8 (05:38):
Everyone says, I'm a chocoholic.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
But does any medical thing whatever?
Speaker 14 (05:42):
Say aholic?
Speaker 9 (05:43):
And I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Actually, like we call people psycho and psychopath, is an
actual medical chou.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
All right, I'm gonna stick with chocoholic, Jake, Alexis.
Speaker 12 (05:54):
Says chocoholic first using the sixty and became a legit
marketing term, which is weird. It comes from alcoholic Should
it just be chocolate lick?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
No lick?
Speaker 7 (06:07):
Yeah, chocolate.
Speaker 12 (06:11):
Everyone listening at home, please change the chocolate lick?
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Chocolate lick?
Speaker 12 (06:20):
Thirteen thirteen Brook, what food product has been found in
some commercial chocolate bars in tiny legal amounts? The keyword
is legal, So in small amounts the FDA does allow.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
What is it?
Speaker 12 (06:31):
Animal hair, insect parts, or human fingernails?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Well, shoot, no.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Answer is a good answer here, and nervous workers are
chewing their.
Speaker 7 (06:50):
Hard seeds or they're chopping the the sheeties and they're
missing and getting a little bit of their fingers.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Okay, so I'm actually gonna take out fingernails.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
It's just too much for me.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Wild, but I'm gonna go with added protein. Show me
insect parts.
Speaker 12 (07:05):
Frick says, insect parts.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
Absolutely.
Speaker 12 (07:09):
The fd allows a small number of insect fragments in chocolate.
Speaker 15 (07:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (07:15):
Yeah, we're two for two, Jose, We're over to you.
Eleven and thirteen have been chosen. Let's go number two, Jose.
During World War Two, are you familiar? The US military
gave their soldiers. This form of chocolate. Was it fudge cubes, chocolate, toothpaste,
or a bar designed to taste so bad so they
wouldn't eat it so fast.
Speaker 8 (07:37):
Ah, you know that kind of makes sense. Follow me
here on the last one.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Because they want them to conserve their energy and conserve
their food.
Speaker 8 (07:47):
So they want them to get the calories. They want
them to get the sugar to fight, but they don't
want them to just put it all in at once.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
So that they have enough for the rest of the day.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I could see them rationing, like maybe dark dark dark
chocolate where it's a little bit.
Speaker 8 (08:01):
I can't even think of any other option. This makes
too much sense.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I'm gonna say bad taste and chocolate bars.
Speaker 12 (08:07):
They says that bar, Yeah, good answer. The bar designed
to taste bad was called the d ration bar. Was
basically survival chocolate.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
That would suck, though, because if.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
You get back from if someone offers you chocolate, you're like, no,
I'm good.
Speaker 12 (08:20):
We are three for three, Jeffrey, we're talking chocolate. We
love it right, I will be getting shocked. I don't
want that to happen. So please pick a number number fifteen, Jeffrey,
what percentage of people admit to hiding chocolate from their
family or partner. Oh my gosh, my mom does this still.
Speaker 9 (08:38):
To this day?
Speaker 12 (08:39):
Is it twelve percent, forty two percent or fifty nine percent?
Speaker 16 (08:44):
Dude, I say, go hide, jeff Oh my god, I
think so.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
I think everyone hides it from Yeah.
Speaker 7 (08:51):
I don't think it's really that much of a shameful thing. No,
people like brag about hiding their chocolate from their friends
and their kids.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
I hit it on top of the fridge once and
my husband's like.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
That's literally my line of night.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Move my mind.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
That he could see the top of the fridge.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
You can see the shin what he's like, That's what
I look at when I walk into the kitchen.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
I'm like, how dirty is?
Speaker 12 (09:14):
It's very dirty?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Like, why are you not cleaning it up there?
Speaker 7 (09:17):
What else is up there? I'm assuming the chocoholics are
all proud and they're gonna unite and admit that they're
doing it. Fifty nine percent as how as you come down, yeah,
Jeffrey says, fifty nine percent.
Speaker 12 (09:31):
According to a British study, the majority of people are
sneaky snackers.
Speaker 7 (09:36):
So you guys went.
Speaker 17 (09:36):
Four for four.
Speaker 12 (09:37):
Unfortunately, that means I'm getting shocked and I lost.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
Just for moms Jake, because Jake's shocked and somebody wanted
to hear the pure imagination song from Willy Wonka.
Speaker 12 (09:52):
Here you go, Jake, Come with me and you'll be
in the world the furem imagine.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
I tried not to be creepy moms everywhere swooning your
shot collar question of the day you got your phonesaup
coming up in just a few minutes.
Speaker 9 (10:12):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 10 (10:15):
I think China just got a leg up on us
in innovation. It's brooken Jeffrey.
Speaker 7 (10:20):
In the morning.
Speaker 10 (10:21):
Would they beat us at normally when that phrase is
even mentioned anywhere in media? It has to do with technology.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yeah, for sure, that's what I thought you were talking about.
Speaker 7 (10:30):
Usually throout the cutting edge, But no, this has to
do with old fashioned hospitality. Hum Because a hotel called
the liang Jiang Holiday Hotel wants to be known for
something special. So instead of doing the normal wake up
calls where you know they call your room phone and
say good morning, time to wake up, Yeah, guest services
(10:51):
decided to make it even more special by accessing your
room while you're sleeping and letting an endangered red pan
inside to crawl up onto your bed, show everybody little face.
(11:12):
We'll put a photo of it up on our inst
stories out Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
That tourist is feeding it from her hand on her bed.
Speaker 7 (11:19):
So the idea is it'll crawl in and wake you up,
hopefully gently. They call it the red Panda wake Up Service,
and once they started, the place was flooded with new
guests wanting to stay there just for that reason.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
He's a busy guy.
Speaker 7 (11:35):
Yeah, how did the hotel acquire these endangered red pandas?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
I mean, there is some questions here that don't feel good.
Speaker 7 (11:44):
We don't really know that they are sensitive animals with
stress responses that could endanger themselves and humans who are
in their presence.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Which is but they would adorably scratch your face.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Off, you know, and doing it.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
The hotel is responsible and puts signs in every room
that says if a red panda enters, don't make any
sudden moves. Well, apparently something happened. No we don't know what,
but the red Panda wake Up Call has been canceled.
Someone strangle panda was probably too friendly, that was the issue,
(12:26):
creating too much joy.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
In the adorable.
Speaker 8 (12:29):
They took it home.
Speaker 7 (12:30):
Yeah, so the little shampoos Shina is at the cutting edge.
We need to step it up, America. Start releasing some
bald eagles into hotel room. Wake up, sister, Away, I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
I feel like it's going to be a ferret.
Speaker 7 (12:48):
Laser Stories is coming up right after this. It's the
radio segment that's making your morning routine even easier with
a new bed side invention called the blender lamp, perfect
for those who want to enjoy a refreshing breakfast smoothie
before ever getting out of bed. To pop those ingredients
(13:11):
in the night before, you'll be ready to brighten your
night and blend your morning. With Laser Stories, the segment
where we read weird news stories around the globe, just
like everyone else does, except we've got a laser and
those other jamba jerks just don't. This first laser story
is out of Michigan. So we covered the viral story
last week with a guy who was driving during a
virtual court appearance about his suspended.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
License and wit so viral a name.
Speaker 8 (13:37):
Now he's gifts.
Speaker 7 (13:38):
If you missed it, here's a snippet of that Zoom
call with.
Speaker 13 (13:41):
The judge, mister Harris, are you driving, Ashley, I'm pulling
into my doctor's office.
Speaker 7 (13:47):
Actually, I'm parking right now.
Speaker 15 (13:49):
This is your driving.
Speaker 18 (13:50):
One license suspended that and he was just driving and
he didn't have a license.
Speaker 7 (13:57):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
I still cannot get over the fact that he thought
he was so smart.
Speaker 8 (14:04):
He's like, I'm bargain right now.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
His face was so pure.
Speaker 8 (14:07):
Oh, you know, like, oh I made it on times, sir,
I'm in a park.
Speaker 10 (14:12):
So that was pretty insane.
Speaker 7 (14:13):
But it just got more ridiculous because after the video
became a sensation, the driver, forty four year old Corey Harris,
complained about being made into a punchline.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Take it.
Speaker 8 (14:28):
I really thought about him. I was like, you would
suck to be this guy.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
He's lovable though he is, you know, it's not like
somebody hat on.
Speaker 7 (14:35):
He's He's not sure. He told the local news that
the courts had made a mistake and that the suspension
of his license had been removed from his record, which
was true technically, but he neglected to mention one huge detail,
the fact that Corey never actually had a driver's license.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
To begin with, stopple your.
Speaker 8 (14:57):
Head, did you gets suspended? If I don't have.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
He talked to the news, and then the news went
and researched and found this out.
Speaker 7 (15:05):
And the follow up court hearing, the judge spent ten
minutes lecturing Corey and his representation for not taking responsibility.
After that, his attorney basically admitted that he'd lied. She
said Corey was not under oath for anything that he
said to the media, and that he just wants to
move forward from this and he has an appointment to
finally get his driver's license.
Speaker 8 (15:30):
You coy.
Speaker 7 (15:31):
This next laser story is out of Missouri. Some businesses
will do anything to be popular with the twenty somethings,
but one place is going viral for not letting them
in the door.
Speaker 16 (15:42):
Rude.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
There's a new upscale Caribbean restaurant called Bliss So too
spicy for you anyway, and it has an interesting policy.
They've set an age restriction which requires male guests to
be at least thirty five and women.
Speaker 10 (15:58):
To be thirty.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Oh different.
Speaker 7 (16:01):
God, they do card at the door and people in
their twenties will be kept out, So it's like the thirty.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
To thirty five year old men aren't to be trusted either.
Speaker 8 (16:10):
That's weird.
Speaker 7 (16:12):
Why are they doing this. The manager says, Bliss is
just something for older people. You come here, have a
happy hour, get some good food, and not have to
worry about the young folks who bring in all of
that drama, you know how. He also admits that they've
been getting a little bit of backlash online, but that's cool.
They're still gonna stick with it, and he says they
(16:34):
are strict because young people have been trying to sneak
by and.
Speaker 10 (16:37):
Post about it on social media.
Speaker 8 (16:39):
Can you imagine getting a fake he made?
Speaker 7 (16:41):
Sing your forty but I really this next? The story
is out of tech trends USA. Have you ever been
to a place that only accepted cash and if you
didn't have any, they'd point to some shady ATM in
the corner.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
Yeah, and you always wonder, wait a minute, is it
their ATM? And then they're making from him.
Speaker 10 (17:00):
Well, now the opposite is happening these days.
Speaker 7 (17:03):
A lot of places don't take cash and they only
accept digital payments. So what do you do if you
only have cash on you?
Speaker 3 (17:10):
You make sure that your phone has your credit card
on it.
Speaker 8 (17:13):
Jes Brook and Alexis taught me that it changed my life.
Speaker 10 (17:16):
What if you've forgotten what if you forgot your phone, then.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Too are a human.
Speaker 7 (17:21):
Someone came up with the idea for a reverse atm.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
What exactly?
Speaker 7 (17:28):
Wait, they've been popping up everywhere lately, and these reverse
ATMs will take your cash and then it'll spit out
a plastic debit card. Now they do deduct a transaction fee,
which is usually a few bucks. And they've even started
popping up at baseball stadiums where the concession stands will
(17:49):
only take cars.
Speaker 8 (17:51):
I notice it, and it's always an old dude that's like,
what do your mean I can't buy with my five dollars?
Speaker 5 (17:58):
Come in to this exactly.
Speaker 7 (18:01):
The old people who still like to pay with cash
and they love to write their checks.
Speaker 10 (18:04):
They have no idea what is going on right now?
Speaker 3 (18:07):
So funny.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Now we're gonna see an old guy writing a check
to a machine.
Speaker 7 (18:12):
Next Lazer story is out of Workplace Central. The Wall
Street Journal just did a big story on telephone a phobia,
which is the fear of making or receiving phone calls telephone.
Speaker 5 (18:26):
That is a fun word, tephobia.
Speaker 7 (18:28):
It's much more common in people under thirty who've never
known a world without texting, got it? And in the
other hand, Older workers tend to find phone calls more
relaxing because no one's looking at you during the call.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
A phone call, I'm like, who died somebody's I mean,
if I'm gonna choose between a FaceTime or a phone call,
I'm so over like the video chat.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Yeah, just give me a phone call.
Speaker 10 (18:51):
But younger employees have the opposite take.
Speaker 7 (18:53):
One twenty six year old commented on the story and
said she has to listen to music and pump herself
up before she ever gets that's onto a phone because
not seeing people gives her anxiety.
Speaker 10 (19:04):
Oh it's so weird before, but you don't see somebody
makes you feel nervous.
Speaker 9 (19:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (19:12):
Some companies are even hiring consultants now to teach young
people how to do work calls. What There's a woman
named Mary Jane Copps who calls herself the phone Lady.
She charges three grand a day or two hundred dollars
an hour for one on ones.
Speaker 14 (19:30):
Oh my god, that's all we do is voice.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
How do we get in on this cash? Jeff, We'll
teach you how to make a phone call.
Speaker 10 (19:37):
She said.
Speaker 7 (19:37):
Some of the questions that she gets really surprise her,
like how do I end a phone call?
Speaker 8 (19:44):
Whoa good bye?
Speaker 16 (19:45):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (19:46):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (19:46):
When do you have to leave a voicemail? How do
you end a voicemail? I don't get it. Okay, awkward, Okay,
talk to you later.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Bye, it's weird. It's weird.
Speaker 7 (19:53):
Or when they ask after the person says hello, what
do I say back?
Speaker 5 (19:58):
It's tricky.
Speaker 7 (20:00):
It's a scary.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Probably say hello, So I go with that.
Speaker 7 (20:04):
So meetings over the phone are back in style because
everyone's got zoom fatigue and young people who hate the
phone are not happy about it. I know this guy
makes phone calls all the time, but he denies that
they're on purpose. He says it's not his fault. He
keeps butt dialing.
Speaker 15 (20:22):
His axe, so that's awkward for him.
Speaker 7 (20:26):
That soundeds Laser Stories has come to an end for
the day. We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.
Speaker 9 (20:31):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (20:34):
When you think of the professions that get hit on
the most, you might think maybe flight attendants.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Oh, I have hit on many a flight attend Thank you,
sir for the nuts.
Speaker 9 (20:48):
Of you.
Speaker 7 (20:49):
We apologized all out there. Also, waiters and waitresses happened
a lot bingo managers. Did somebody say oh sixty nine.
Oh my god, he a winner. But we got a
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voicemail recently that's gonna add one worker with a special
set of skills to that list. And he got the
phone number by dangling off the side of a building
to whoever gave him the digits because it helped make
today's brand new loser line a memorable one.
Speaker 10 (21:26):
You're gonna hear it right after this.
Speaker 9 (21:30):
You wait a minute, is this the right number? It's
the loser line.
Speaker 10 (21:34):
Good, just call me back if you haven't heard the
loser line before.
Speaker 7 (21:37):
It works like this. Let's say a guy approaches you
while you're out at the club and uses this charming
pickup line on you. You what do you say?
Speaker 10 (21:46):
We get out of here and you treat me like
a batter.
Speaker 7 (21:49):
Ring and toss me around tonight. Yeah, he turned on
after that. Whatever you do, don't tell him he looks
like one the members of the Adams family, and I'm
not talking about Amy Adams. Instead, say that he's funny.
(22:09):
I'm not talking about that. You have to tell that
guy he's funny and charming and he absolutely does not
creep you the blank out. And that's when you give
him the number to the loser line and run. So
hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail we can play on
the air voicemails like this one.
Speaker 19 (22:24):
Hey London, I have a feeling.
Speaker 20 (22:29):
I know why you're not calling me back. You probably
heard that my friends say that I was almost a
sure deal to get the second base with you. But
it's not what you think.
Speaker 9 (22:43):
For me.
Speaker 19 (22:44):
First base is.
Speaker 20 (22:45):
At a handshake, right, and then second base is you know,
just tapping it up, you know, third third base is high.
Speaker 11 (22:55):
Five, which you know that's a little bit more.
Speaker 7 (22:58):
Playful and.
Speaker 20 (23:01):
Making the rounds for a home run. Then I guess
that means where thumb wrestling that that's all it was.
I mean, it was innocent. I just I just want
to make sure that you didn't think I was weird.
Speaker 7 (23:16):
Yep, that's totally how guys talk. I thumb wrestled her
in the back seat last night. Bro, she was.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Has he tried to convince her or is that his
actual definition?
Speaker 7 (23:30):
I don't know. I'm just glad that we don't think
he's weird.
Speaker 21 (23:37):
Hi, Andrew, Uh, I just want to say, you know,
I just wanted to give you a call and connect and.
Speaker 19 (23:46):
Just say thank you so much again.
Speaker 21 (23:48):
For pointing out that burt poop I had on my shoulder.
You know, I had been I was playing with my
pet cockatoo at home before heading off to work, and
I didn't even realize it was there. By the way,
my birdie's name is Chris Hempt Crackers and he's actually
here and he.
Speaker 19 (24:08):
Wants to say something to you.
Speaker 7 (24:10):
So say thank you.
Speaker 11 (24:11):
To the nice man.
Speaker 21 (24:13):
Anyway, Andrew, I hope you call me.
Speaker 7 (24:19):
Up parents screaming hell.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
Can you imagine just trying to get it on at
her house?
Speaker 9 (24:29):
Wow?
Speaker 7 (24:29):
What's up the moon?
Speaker 15 (24:31):
Remember?
Speaker 22 (24:31):
Man?
Speaker 10 (24:32):
Follow us on YouTube at Broken Jeffery.
Speaker 7 (24:34):
You can hear all our loser lines, battle of tender
days and busted calls up there. You be able to
hear voicemails like this one next message, Hey, I was
the guy.
Speaker 13 (24:43):
Cleaning the windows outside on the fifteenth floor and you
head up a piece of paper with your phone.
Speaker 23 (24:48):
Numbers and to call you.
Speaker 22 (24:49):
So yeah, I am calling you.
Speaker 13 (24:52):
It's funny you see a lot of weird things and
cleaning windows and off the buildings for a listing. Because
I've been doing this for like seven years, and three
women have I asked me two dudes move me one dude.
Speaker 11 (25:03):
Put a photocop of his private parts.
Speaker 13 (25:05):
One He looked right at me while he was doing it,
so I just give him the thumbs up. I didn't
know what else to do, but this is the first
time get somebody's phone number. Anyway, you must have liked
what you sawhow and baby never ever an estimated man
and knows how to YouTube squeegee.
Speaker 9 (25:23):
At least you know.
Speaker 23 (25:23):
I'm used to going up and down.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
A photocopy, like, why not just show it at that point?
Speaker 7 (25:35):
Yeah, I don't know where he works, but I want
to work in whatever building that is. And you didn't think.
Speaker 5 (25:41):
It was our building.
Speaker 7 (25:44):
It's definitely flashed some people through the window before, probably
not broke.
Speaker 19 (25:52):
Next message, Hey Rocco, it's saying I wish you would
just say my calls. I just burnt my mouth on
my Link Cuisine. H. It was the five cheese ravioli.
(26:12):
I wish you would come and iced it for me.
The instruction said to wait two minutes. But it looks
so good. H if you come, I have more. I
have more Link Cuisine. I have maple birds and chicken.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
I have.
Speaker 19 (26:39):
White white cheddar mac and cheese. Oh, there's alfredo pasta.
There's there's all types of options you can have. You
can have all the rest of them if it'll make
you call me back.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
I mean, I get her on the ravioli that he
sneaks up on you stufat.
Speaker 7 (27:05):
If the listeners heard when she said five cheese ravioli,
the entire room.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Sounds so good.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
I mean that, and their alfredo is really and you're
gonna go mac and cheese.
Speaker 5 (27:16):
You gotta go stove first.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
And she's about time cuisine will have a three for one.
Speaker 8 (27:26):
Was like, oh my god itself. You always buy a four.
Speaker 17 (27:30):
Wait for that.
Speaker 7 (27:31):
Yeah, and call her back before Hoarders shows up to
film the next episode of Number. Remember you can listen
to Loser Line regularly at this time every week, and
we post our favorite voice messages on our TikTok now
at Brook and Jeffery and go check it out. That's
the Loser Line. We got your phone tap coming.
Speaker 9 (27:47):
Up, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (27:50):
In today's phone Tap, a girl wanted us to prank
her boyfriend who works at Applebee's and she says he
gets hit on all the time by a group of
older women who come in there every single week and
they flirt with him. They kind of give him a
bad time and tease him.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
I miss those days of being a service on my
old ladies all the time.
Speaker 10 (28:09):
I mean, it's kind of nice but also a little
bit weird.
Speaker 7 (28:12):
But we thought, how perfect would it be for our
own brook Fox to be one of these thirsty cougars.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
I was surprised literally asked me to do this. I
thought for sure, you're gonna ask Alexis.
Speaker 10 (28:23):
Yeah, you were a second choice.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
I will be honest.
Speaker 10 (28:26):
With you there.
Speaker 7 (28:27):
But she calls this guy trying to get her delicious
or derv if you know what I'm saying. You can
see if she traps her young prey in your phone?
Speaker 9 (28:37):
Tap right now?
Speaker 24 (28:39):
Another Hello, Hey Cory, I'm sorry, who is this?
Speaker 4 (28:51):
This is Anya? Because that's where I'm gonna be later.
Speaker 15 (28:56):
Anya, I'm sorry? Who is this? Though? Anya?
Speaker 4 (29:05):
Remember Anya from Applebee's.
Speaker 15 (29:10):
I work at Applebee's. But I don't remember Anya from Applebee's.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
Ring it ing ding. I knew you'd remember me.
Speaker 15 (29:21):
No, I'm really sorry, I don't remember you. How would
I know you?
Speaker 9 (29:25):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (29:25):
I get it. We're playing games tonight. I like that.
Speaker 15 (29:32):
No, no games, I'm really I'm being serious. I did
you have the wrong person.
Speaker 16 (29:37):
I bet you're the kind of guy who leaves the
toilet suit up makes me work for it.
Speaker 15 (29:44):
Is that supposed to be sexy? I don't even know
what that means.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
You know, the last sever I was with how to
British accent?
Speaker 15 (29:56):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (29:57):
And it only happened after we hooked dump. Now he
just speaks British. How would you like a posh British
potty baby.
Speaker 15 (30:09):
Because I could British potty. No, I don't know. I'm
pretty sure that accent is like some weird German or
you know.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
In our latest HOA newsletter, I was voted number four
for hungriest cougar on the block.
Speaker 15 (30:25):
Brah, are you okay? I mean you don't found okay.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
I'm about to be more okay when you bump me
up to number three, or you could just bump me.
Speaker 15 (30:40):
No, neither of those things are going to happen. I'm
really sorry.
Speaker 16 (30:44):
I've been wondering do you have a stepmom or do
you want me to just role play as one?
Speaker 15 (30:52):
That's gross?
Speaker 4 (30:53):
Shut up, I'm about to send you to your room
for being naughty.
Speaker 15 (30:58):
I'm not naughty. Look, I think what happened is that
one of my fellow servers probably put my number on
your receipts about you.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
Just shut up and listen.
Speaker 15 (31:07):
Huh okay, listen that that is crossing the line.
Speaker 4 (31:11):
Tonight, you'll come over to my house. I won't take
off your shirt and you're.
Speaker 16 (31:18):
Going to write a number on your back with my finger.
That tells you my body count.
Speaker 15 (31:23):
Your body count as.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
In previous partners.
Speaker 15 (31:29):
That's not sexy or appealing. Why would I want to know.
Speaker 8 (31:32):
A why back?
Speaker 4 (31:34):
Because mama's got a lot of commas.
Speaker 7 (31:38):
I don't take me come a mama.
Speaker 15 (31:43):
It's really obvious that you've been drinking.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
Let me check my watch. I just dropped it in
my wine glass five minutes ago. Fish it out with
my teeth.
Speaker 15 (31:55):
You need to sober up, and I need to go.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
You have to live so soon.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Go party with your girlfriend Naomi?
Speaker 15 (32:03):
No what she told me?
Speaker 4 (32:05):
How you get hit on all the time at your
waiter job by sexy older women?
Speaker 15 (32:10):
When did you talk to Naomi? I'm confused here can she.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
Set you up for this prank? Phone call?
Speaker 8 (32:18):
Oh my, oh my god?
Speaker 5 (32:22):
Wait, sorry, sorry, this is actually Brooke.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
I know you're disappointed. From Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
we're doing a phoetell on you.
Speaker 15 (32:30):
I was like, who is this creepy woman called me?
Speaker 5 (32:34):
So you were getting hot?
Speaker 3 (32:35):
I heard it?
Speaker 15 (32:36):
I heard no.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
No, Yeah, your girlfriend says a couple of cougar regulars
apparently at Applebee's have asked you.
Speaker 9 (32:42):
To hang out.
Speaker 15 (32:43):
And yes, there's a group of women that come in
like three times a week and it's awkward and she
knows that.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Well, this would have really backfired on her if you
were into.
Speaker 15 (32:53):
Yeah, I'm glad I didn't say I would let you
write your body count number on my back. That would
have been weird.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Oh you wanted me to be the step mama?
Speaker 15 (33:01):
No, definitely not.
Speaker 9 (33:05):
Week every morning was phone tab weekday mornings on the twenties,
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (33:13):
Alexis, how long should a good first date last?
Speaker 10 (33:17):
Like an hour?
Speaker 7 (33:18):
Maybe two?
Speaker 9 (33:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (33:20):
Wrongly, No, I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
He wrong answer.
Speaker 7 (33:25):
The correct to answer is one hundred and twenty hours.
Oh my god, because that's exactly how long. One of
our listeners planned his first date to span five full
days a week.
Speaker 17 (33:39):
I wonder why he's on the phone with us, prisoner
He did.
Speaker 7 (33:42):
With a woman that he'd never met. In person before.
I mean, sounds like a recipe for success to me.
And you're gonna hear what happened in a brand new
second date.
Speaker 10 (33:52):
Update right after this second date update.
Speaker 7 (33:56):
D What do you do if you've been on the
dating apps for so long you start seeing the same people.
Speaker 10 (34:02):
On there over and over and over.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Does that happen?
Speaker 22 (34:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (34:07):
Are you like?
Speaker 5 (34:07):
Delete it? And two years later you get it and
you're like you again.
Speaker 7 (34:10):
You start thinking like, oh, they haven't found somebody yet.
Oh that catfish account is still active. At that point,
they're not potential soulmates to you anymore. They're more like
coworkers just occupying the same space as you every single day.
Speaker 8 (34:27):
Hey, Sarah, good to see you.
Speaker 7 (34:30):
And that's where one of our listeners, Patrick found himself recently,
and he chose to do something about it.
Speaker 10 (34:36):
So let's find out Patrick. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 11 (34:39):
Hey guys, thanks for having me.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
It's funny to.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Think that the people that are you are seeing are
also seeing you and thinking the same thing.
Speaker 7 (34:45):
Yeah, yeah, you know, but it sounds like you were
on the dating apps for a long time.
Speaker 11 (34:51):
Yeah I was.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
Unfortunately, he's like, why bring it up, Jeff, Yeah, thanks.
Speaker 10 (34:55):
For reminding me, But it says that you decided to
do something about it to change that. What did you do?
Speaker 15 (35:00):
So?
Speaker 11 (35:01):
I kept seeing the same people, so I expanded my location.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
To drive four hours for a year.
Speaker 9 (35:10):
Now.
Speaker 7 (35:11):
Basically, okay, so you expanded your search to farther away,
and who did you end up matching with?
Speaker 11 (35:18):
Her name was Lisa and our first day actually ended
up being a vacation.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
What wait?
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Is that far away that you had to take a
whole weekend to get there?
Speaker 8 (35:29):
What the heck?
Speaker 11 (35:30):
Well it was kind of more of a separate trip.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Whoa You invited her on a vacation and she said yes.
Speaker 11 (35:36):
Well it happened to coincide with the work vacation, so
I just thought I would bring her and it sounded
fun and spontaneous.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Because every time sometimes I feel like were I go
on a vacation and a girl always joke like.
Speaker 8 (35:48):
Oh my god, take me with you, but like you
don't actually take them with you. That's a stranger, bro.
Speaker 5 (35:53):
Did she know you don't live in her city?
Speaker 15 (35:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (35:56):
I told her.
Speaker 7 (35:56):
I told her.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Yeah, okay, so confused, And you're calling as a work vacation,
aren't those two words that don't go together?
Speaker 11 (36:04):
It's kind of sponsored by my work. It's a five
day trip that we could take if we want.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
Oh my god, you spent five days together.
Speaker 11 (36:12):
Wow, Well it was supposed to be five days. It
actually lasted about day and a half.
Speaker 7 (36:18):
Okay, that's not good. Why what happened?
Speaker 11 (36:22):
Well, I'm not quite sure. Actually we were staying in
the same room, and of course we were going to restaurants,
we were seeing the sites, doing all the stuff and
having a really good time. In my mind, and my.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
Gosh, like, you're staying in the same room, did she?
Speaker 20 (36:38):
Like?
Speaker 3 (36:38):
There's just so.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Many layers to that, Like you're meeting this person for
the first time, and you're going.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
To be using the same bathroom, is all I can think.
Speaker 10 (36:47):
Yeah, to be.
Speaker 7 (36:48):
Fair, we can't talk about anything without talking about the bathrooms.
If Brooks involved in.
Speaker 14 (36:51):
The conversation, that like makes it super awkward, right, Oh yeah,
And having to get read and having wine and just.
Speaker 8 (37:03):
Like when you have to you got a hold.
Speaker 7 (37:05):
Of three days sometimes, right?
Speaker 10 (37:08):
Is that why she ghested you after a day and
a half?
Speaker 7 (37:11):
I hope not.
Speaker 11 (37:12):
I mean I didn't think all that throughout the time,
and I should have for sure, there.
Speaker 7 (37:16):
Like a moment, bro like, tell us about like tell
us about the vibe of the vacation, like, how did
it go up to that point?
Speaker 11 (37:23):
Well, I thought it was going well. You know, we
were having a lot of laughs. She seemed to be
enjoying herself. I was enjoying myself. And we went on
this bike tour like the first day we were there,
and we were on the bus coming back from it,
and she just set a door and said, hey, I
need to talk to you. I don't think I could
make you happy.
Speaker 10 (37:44):
Well that's what she said.
Speaker 11 (37:45):
Yeah, and she got off the bus at the next stop,
and I don't know what happened to me, but I
just started crying.
Speaker 5 (37:52):
Oh oh, man, was one of those so much?
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Was it one of those wine bike tours? Because after
I drink sometimes.
Speaker 11 (38:02):
There was no alcohol involved that Okay. I don't know
why I got emotional. It's probably I imagine it's because
I've been on the apps for so long and then
I finally found somebody that I connected with and we
were in a beautiful place.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
And there's one dramatic Again, it's not dramatic. That's just
having feelings. Man, that's all right.
Speaker 10 (38:23):
Dust in your eye could be either way, what do you.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
Think she meant by I can't make you happy?
Speaker 11 (38:32):
That's what I would like to find out. I mean,
when I got back, she was kind of packing up
all her stuff, and yeah, I gave her space, and
then she left and I haven't really heard anything except
she texted once that we're probably better off friends.
Speaker 7 (38:49):
It sounds like you planned a lot of activities for
your vacation, and some people when they travel, they don't
like to do that.
Speaker 8 (38:55):
I go through one activity maybe too, but.
Speaker 10 (38:57):
Yeah, mostly do beach time, no by tours.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
Jose and I could never vacation together.
Speaker 10 (39:03):
And maybe she realized you weren't compatible in that way.
Speaker 11 (39:06):
Yeah, I mean that could be. She seemed to be
into the little things that plans for us though.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
It's just so much time together, and she's adventurous enough
to agree to a five day vacation with a guy
off a dating app.
Speaker 7 (39:19):
You maybe she just wanted the free vacation to like
lie up by the pool the whole time, didn't want
to be going to the zoo and going.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
To the working and she was just getting Maybe that's
what she thought.
Speaker 10 (39:31):
How long has it been since that happened?
Speaker 11 (39:35):
About a week ago, Okay.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
Okay, and obviously you're upset about it.
Speaker 11 (39:40):
Yeah, I'm very upset. I mean cry in front of stranger.
It's upset.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
Hasn't cried in front of strangers? You're fine?
Speaker 7 (39:47):
Yeah, Well, maybe she's still even there now. Maybe she's
just parting it up wherever you guys went to.
Speaker 8 (39:51):
Maybe she moved.
Speaker 7 (39:54):
Let's find out when.
Speaker 10 (39:55):
We call her, we'll come back. We'll try and get
you your second date update right after.
Speaker 7 (39:58):
This second date update. Some people like to go out
to a restaurant for a first date. Others might see
a concert or hit a mini golf. But not our
listener Patrick. No, he jumps straight to a five day
vacation for his first date with Lisa. At least it
was supposed to be five days, but she cut things
(40:21):
off after just a day and a half.
Speaker 3 (40:23):
But she did it in a pretty respectful way.
Speaker 7 (40:25):
The last thing that she said to him was I
don't think I can make you happy, And the last
thing he said to her was because he cried from
that comment. Understandably, he built up a lot of hope.
And those bike tours can make a chaf real bad too.
Speaker 5 (40:44):
Not only that, but.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
He's been on the dating apps for years, So it's
like years of pent up frustration just coming out.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
And I think it's worse when you think things are
going well, right, Yeah, this is.
Speaker 7 (40:54):
Great, and then got blindsided. The thing is he still
doesn't understand what prompted her to say that.
Speaker 10 (40:59):
Pat, If you had to guess, what do you think
it is?
Speaker 11 (41:03):
Maybe it was my breath. Your breath usually have gum
and I didn't have.
Speaker 23 (41:07):
It.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
Could be an aic.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
I'm not sure why that would prompt her to say,
I don't know why I can't make you happy, but.
Speaker 8 (41:12):
I cannot recommend a dentist.
Speaker 7 (41:13):
She didn't have gum either, Bro, the romantic tragedy of
the century.
Speaker 8 (41:19):
That makes sense.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
I mean, maybe you guys can try to get just
a single date together.
Speaker 3 (41:24):
Maybe that will be the key here.
Speaker 11 (41:26):
I like that, But we do live in different cities,
so somebody's gonna have to travel.
Speaker 7 (41:31):
Meeting up is a vacation in itself, so hey, that
may be kind of fun.
Speaker 8 (41:35):
It's like once a month someone.
Speaker 7 (41:36):
Takes a vacation. I could be. Let's start with trying
to get Let's start with trying to get her to
pick up the phone first and hopefully get an answer
out of her. And I'm going to dial her number
right now. Let's see how this goes. Huh, Hey is
this Lisa? Yeah, Hey, thanks for picking up. We're a
(42:00):
radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (42:02):
Lisa, Hey, Lisa, good morning, Hi, good morning.
Speaker 7 (42:06):
Sorry to interrupt your day like this, but we're doing
a segment on our show.
Speaker 10 (42:09):
It's called a second Date Update.
Speaker 7 (42:11):
I'm not sure if you're familiar with that, but one
of our listeners named Patrick has asked us to reach
out to you.
Speaker 22 (42:18):
Oh wow, okay, wow, Like, oh wow, no, not oh wow?
Speaker 10 (42:26):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
Are you surprised to be hearing from Patrick?
Speaker 22 (42:29):
Yeah, I'm surprised. Well, I guess I'm not surprised because
he seemed pretty.
Speaker 19 (42:36):
Desperate.
Speaker 7 (42:38):
Desperate. Oh come on, that's a pretty harsh judgment for
someone that you hung out with for like a day,
day and half.
Speaker 22 (42:47):
Trust me, you'd be saying the same thing if you
knew all the things that he Kenn did.
Speaker 15 (42:51):
What.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
Okay, that's so wild. Like we talked to him, he
seems so mellow.
Speaker 22 (42:58):
Yeah, maybe it's you because he's not in loving you
like he was.
Speaker 7 (43:02):
That's not fair either.
Speaker 10 (43:04):
I was sensing love vibe, but.
Speaker 5 (43:09):
All, he can't be in love with you.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
I mean, he just sounds like he really liked you
and you two finally connected.
Speaker 22 (43:15):
He was behaving as if he loved me.
Speaker 7 (43:18):
Oh what happened to make you say that? Because I
don't think we have the full story, Like we know
that he did a lot.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
And you agreed to go on a five day vacation
with him, which is wild.
Speaker 22 (43:31):
That's the thing. It was just it was a lot,
and yes I agreed to go on this trip, but
there didn't need to be extra pressure on top of it,
and there was okay. How so, so our first night there,
we went to dinner and he was like, I could
totally see myself proposing here. He wasn't talking about me,
but it was like he was waiting for some of
(43:52):
me to be like oh yeah, like well it'd be
so lovely one day, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 19 (43:58):
I was like okay.
Speaker 22 (44:00):
And then the next day we go on the tour
and he introduces me to the guide as, oh, this
is my future wife.
Speaker 8 (44:09):
Oh okay, ding future funny.
Speaker 22 (44:15):
Even if he was kidding, there was a note of kidding,
but it was not enough to.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Like, I mean, he sounds kind of like an earnest
guy who can be a little awkward right when we
talked to.
Speaker 22 (44:30):
Him, No, this isn't beyond Like he then wanted to
stop at the jewelry store and he was like, hey,
let's go check out some like ring.
Speaker 7 (44:38):
Okay, but did you tell him ahead of time that
you're against love and the idea of marrying someone.
Speaker 17 (44:43):
In a beautiful not I'm not against love and marriage
and all those things.
Speaker 22 (44:48):
It's more of a I don't need it on my
firm state, like let's get to know each other.
Speaker 9 (44:53):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
I'm shopping is wild?
Speaker 8 (44:54):
I mean, I mean I was. I was almost engageding.
We still have Maybe it.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
Was a local artisan shop and he was just being
a tourist a necklace.
Speaker 7 (45:05):
Well, we don't have to speculate on like what he
was thinking and where his mind is that because he's
actually on the other line right now waiting.
Speaker 10 (45:12):
To talk to you.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
I know he is.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
Give him a.
Speaker 13 (45:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (45:21):
I'm kind of bummed out that I haven't heard from you.
You haven't returned to any of my calls or messages.
Speaker 22 (45:26):
Wow, like I said it, Really I didn't think it
was a good fit. I didn't think we were handling
the pace and everything and seeing ey to I.
Speaker 3 (45:34):
Was that hard to hear?
Speaker 11 (45:35):
Patrick, Yeah, of course it's hard to hear. I mean,
to be fair, I didn't actually propose. Yeah, we know,
for the ring shop. I feel like you're blowing in
out of proportion a little bit. I was just curious
about your taste. But it's kind of fun to go
into a shop. It could have been a T shirt.
Speaker 15 (45:52):
To or you know.
Speaker 7 (45:53):
And yeah, it.
Speaker 19 (45:56):
Was too much.
Speaker 11 (45:57):
Yeah, I know you're saying it's too much a lot,
but sometimes people just know it's like an instinctual thing
and you just feel it. For my parents, I mean,
it would love at first sight. They fill within the
first few minutes of meeting each other, and they ended
up having four kids very soon after that.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
Okay, page, that's a good timeline to lay out after
what she just said.
Speaker 22 (46:19):
Yeah, and that reminds me of the time. Also, you said, oh,
one day, I hope we can have future kids little asses.
Speaker 11 (46:28):
Wow, Half, isn't that what everybody wants in life? I mean,
I thought that's why we were going on a date
in the first place, is to find love. Really, isn't
that why people.
Speaker 17 (46:42):
We should have known a guy who invites to gir
on a five DA vacation is serious.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
Maybe he could slow it down though, you know, maybe
you could pump the brakes.
Speaker 3 (46:49):
A little bit.
Speaker 11 (46:50):
I could pump the brakes.
Speaker 7 (46:52):
Yeah, yeah, see wow, dude.
Speaker 8 (46:54):
You're never playing hard to get.
Speaker 10 (46:55):
Bro I'm sorry.
Speaker 22 (46:57):
Yeah, I'm skeptical if he's capable of.
Speaker 7 (46:59):
That, if he's able to dial it back, pull back
the reins on the love and just do like one
dinner date with him, no vacation.
Speaker 10 (47:10):
Would you be up for meeting Patrick one more time?
Speaker 11 (47:13):
Lisa? Before you say anything, I just that day you
left me on the bus and when you said you
could never make me happy. I cried when you got
off the bus and I don't normally I'm not a
big cry here, especially in public.
Speaker 15 (47:27):
And it hit me.
Speaker 10 (47:28):
I'm not sure that's usually a romantic selling point.
Speaker 7 (47:30):
But yeah, sounds like your second date is definitely going
to be cash.
Speaker 22 (47:36):
I mean, it seems like a lot of pressure. I
don't know about this.
Speaker 3 (47:40):
Yeah, but sometimes opposites a track.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
He is hopeless romantic and you are more like Alexis.
Speaker 16 (47:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (47:47):
I think she's gonna wake up in bed with a
ring on her finger.
Speaker 7 (47:49):
Yeah, it's up to you, though, Lisa. We're not trying
to pressure you. We're not trying to like force you
to do anything you don't want to do. But we
just think that love is the most important thing in
the entire world, and what the whole purpose that we're
on earth. That being said, would you give him one
more chance?
Speaker 22 (48:07):
I am open to it. It's just I need some
confirmation that will be dialed back, like ninety.
Speaker 11 (48:13):
I've already dialed it back.
Speaker 8 (48:17):
I feel it right now. It's totally I'm not sure.
Speaker 10 (48:19):
I'm sure he likes you anymore, honestly, honestly, did.
Speaker 8 (48:22):
He hang up?
Speaker 9 (48:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (48:25):
Why don't we just talk on the phone for a
while and see where things go from there?
Speaker 7 (48:30):
Reasonable, we can.
Speaker 11 (48:32):
Start, there's yes, let's start start.
Speaker 10 (48:38):
At least you were wrong.
Speaker 7 (48:40):
You can make him happy, definitely.
Speaker 11 (48:43):
She just made me happy with the phone call, for sure.
Speaker 8 (48:46):
Smile.
Speaker 18 (48:48):
Okay, this is happenings looking Jeffrey in the morning, man,
that was a missed opportunity on my part.
Speaker 10 (48:59):
I have apologize to everyone.
Speaker 7 (49:01):
Would you want to do Yeah, because she said that
she agreed to a phone call, why didn't we hang
up and call her back right there? Could have just
knocked it out while we were on the radio. Maybe
got some dirty talking.
Speaker 3 (49:11):
I need to hear anymore.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
I have a feeling that she might not answer the yeah, yeah,
you should.
Speaker 8 (49:16):
Try to get them for an awkward Tuesday something.
Speaker 7 (49:19):
I guess you know. We're gonna let them work it
out on their own because they agreed to talk off
the air, so that's good. Who knows if it's going
to be a true love connection or not. That's going
to be up to them.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
I would like an update from them. Yeah, they end
up talking for a minute. I'd like to hear where
they're at. By the time two months hit, they should
have three kids at released.
Speaker 7 (49:38):
But even if it didn't work out for them lately,
we've had plenty that did and you can hear them
all on our Second Day podcast. They're up online wherever
you get yours, Abrook and Jeffrey. When I say beer bellies,
banjos and big bodied belt buckles, Wow, can anybody guess
what I'm hinting at right here?
Speaker 3 (49:57):
My hometown?
Speaker 7 (49:58):
No, No, I'm not talking about Brooks Family reunion slash
speed dating event. I am describing the biggest country music
tour in the world right now. It's been traveling the country,
going from sold out stadium to sold out stadium featuring
two of the biggest artists in the game, Jelly Roll
(50:19):
and Post Malone.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
If you would have just said face tattoos, we would
have known you're talking about.
Speaker 7 (50:25):
But with the concert that big, we had to send
Jose and Alexis down with a microphone and two giant
jugs of sweet tea to ask the goers a simple question,
what you're doing at Post Malone and Jelly Role. We're
gonna play you that audio right after this. It's Brook
and Jeffrey in the morning. And when you think of
the biggest names in country music or just music in general,
(50:48):
can you get any better than Jelly Roll and Post Malone.
They are touring the country together right now, selling out
stadiums where the tattoos are, vibes are emotional, and at
least three people have already cried into their sixteen dollars beers.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
Oh only sixteen Yeah, It's one of the biggest events
of the whole summer.
Speaker 7 (51:11):
And so when these two legends came to town, we
knew we had to send Jose and Alexis out into
the throngs of thousands to drop the mic and ask
some of the question what you doing at post Malone
and jelly roll?
Speaker 6 (51:24):
What you're doing at post Malone and jelly Roll?
Speaker 25 (51:26):
Well, actually a good story about twenty hours ago. I
was sitting in Whistler in Canada and yeah, a few
wishy excuse him, We said, you know what, let's kind
of postline and in Canada wants obviously from I'm from Australia,
from Sydney. I thought, why not pop down and get
around it?
Speaker 7 (51:41):
Happy to Bay.
Speaker 17 (51:41):
You do you think you're gonna get a lot of
attention here tonight with your accent going around talking.
Speaker 25 (51:46):
To the American Probably not because you always get told brother,
I'm from the UK or Australia and I'm like, I'm
not from the UK, I'm Australian.
Speaker 5 (51:52):
I did think you were from the UK. I'm not
gonna lie say.
Speaker 17 (51:55):
All right, so people think you're Australian British. Could you
fool us as country? Can you you an American country accent?
Please try it this Howdy partner? Whatever's easy for you.
Speaker 25 (52:05):
To say, Howdy partner, how you doing right on?
Speaker 16 (52:07):
Wait?
Speaker 7 (52:08):
That's actually you might fool somebody here.
Speaker 3 (52:11):
Okay, now ask for my number.
Speaker 7 (52:12):
In that and that Hey, darn, how you doing? Can
I get your number? I think I like British more.
Speaker 3 (52:23):
He instantly dropped from an eight to a four, didn't he?
With the American Actually.
Speaker 2 (52:27):
Want to do a new segment though, people from around
the world doing American accents?
Speaker 8 (52:31):
That was so money?
Speaker 3 (52:32):
Do we sound that nasily to?
Speaker 9 (52:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (52:35):
Pretty much? The Actually that one was kind to turn
on for me.
Speaker 10 (52:40):
Okay, let's go to the next cut.
Speaker 2 (52:43):
Fine, what you're doing at the Pulse Malone and Jelly
Roll concert drinking beer?
Speaker 7 (52:49):
I see that you have a huge beer in your handway,
what's your Is that a koozy? What's it saying? Says?
Live music, cold beer and a damn good time? All right,
and now you also have a on your hat. Your
hat says, says dirty boys, redneck racing. Would you consider
yourself a redneck?
Speaker 11 (53:06):
I was a bull rider for a long time, seventeen
years in the army.
Speaker 10 (53:09):
Proud of this, Oh yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2 (53:11):
Okay, So you seem like the stereotypical country boy.
Speaker 7 (53:15):
What makes a country boy country the way alive?
Speaker 20 (53:20):
How you were raised, what you do for a living,
how you treat people?
Speaker 2 (53:24):
Okay, now give me the real answer.
Speaker 10 (53:27):
How much beer you can drink.
Speaker 7 (53:29):
Wait, was that the Australian guy doing the interview again?
It sounded exactly like it is not Joe.
Speaker 3 (53:35):
I was like, wait a minute, I grew up in
the country.
Speaker 1 (53:38):
Those are way too many qualifications.
Speaker 8 (53:42):
Was definitely for the radio and the second answer was
me and him.
Speaker 7 (53:45):
That's the thing about country boys is they do tend
to tell the truth if you ask them a question
two times. Are you married?
Speaker 15 (53:53):
Nah?
Speaker 9 (53:53):
No?
Speaker 7 (53:53):
No, are you sure you're not married?
Speaker 22 (53:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (53:58):
Like have you made out with your cousin?
Speaker 9 (54:00):
No?
Speaker 7 (54:04):
It's what you're doing at Post Malone and Jelly Roll
where we had Jose and Alexis outside the concert right
before the big show to ask all those country fans
a simple question, what you're doing.
Speaker 5 (54:14):
At Post Molon and Jelly Roll.
Speaker 7 (54:15):
Well, we've been to every single concert. We're here just
trying to keep the street going. But we also loved
every single album he puts out.
Speaker 17 (54:23):
Wait, how many concerts does every single concert?
Speaker 7 (54:26):
Which one we start with?
Speaker 5 (54:27):
Were or four this tour?
Speaker 7 (54:32):
And sorry, I mean I got the shirt on.
Speaker 5 (54:34):
Oh yeah you do.
Speaker 17 (54:34):
I should have noticed you guys have been together a
long time.
Speaker 3 (54:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (54:38):
Do you have any advice for a couple dating that
wants to make it to seven years.
Speaker 25 (54:43):
Just trust each other, have fun, have fun, have fun with.
Speaker 8 (54:46):
Each other, fun with you.
Speaker 10 (54:47):
It's like we love each other.
Speaker 17 (54:48):
It's a have you ever gone into an argument in
public somewhere?
Speaker 1 (54:51):
Oh?
Speaker 21 (54:52):
Yeah, I'm like, where usc go?
Speaker 17 (54:54):
What?
Speaker 5 (54:54):
Why?
Speaker 7 (54:54):
Let's go?
Speaker 4 (54:55):
Girl?
Speaker 5 (54:55):
What did you do?
Speaker 7 (54:57):
Did you do? No?
Speaker 9 (54:58):
No?
Speaker 1 (54:59):
It was in the room tissery chicken aisle And he
cuts the he cuts the line for the rotisserie chickens
on a Friday night, and it makes me so up.
Speaker 5 (55:08):
How dare you?
Speaker 7 (55:09):
You gotta get the chicken? You know, you know how
it is. It's a blood bath over there at cost.
Speaker 15 (55:13):
You never wait.
Speaker 5 (55:14):
It's like old people. So it's like even worse.
Speaker 7 (55:18):
But could you imagine the makeup sex after that argument?
Incredible and greasy while you're eating the chicken.
Speaker 5 (55:25):
Man, you can't go wrong with those five.
Speaker 8 (55:28):
I feel like there is from what I've heard, like
a Costco rush out.
Speaker 9 (55:31):
No, there is.
Speaker 8 (55:32):
Friday night is it for?
Speaker 1 (55:36):
If we're going to talk about for the samples, you
don't ever want to go on a Sunday morning. That's
where that's where elbows really get through the cut lines.
Speaker 7 (55:45):
Because that's the secret to a long lasting relationship has
got cut in front of those seniors at Costco to
get that cheap ship.
Speaker 3 (55:52):
Costco is like the Darwin theory or whatever. It's like
only the strongest survivor what you don't.
Speaker 26 (55:57):
Have possible and jelly roll, I just broke up with
my boyfriend. Hold on, he broke up with me and
supt of my best friends.
Speaker 10 (56:04):
So let's hold.
Speaker 7 (56:05):
Up really quick, give me that tea. What was the story?
Speaker 10 (56:08):
As quickly as you can't believe?
Speaker 26 (56:09):
He lived together two years. My best friend supposedly snuck
in his bedroom. She knew whose bedroom that was, and
then they slept together.
Speaker 2 (56:16):
Oh come on, oh I snuck in I accidentally.
Speaker 7 (56:20):
That sounds like a country song. Okay yo, that does?
Speaker 2 (56:23):
Oh my god, Well she's snucking to my room man,
she's she.
Speaker 5 (56:27):
And then she said, whimpo boyfriend.
Speaker 26 (56:30):
And then that girl better hit the rope before I
show her. And then I got my groove on out
them postmon Zone and jelly Row concert.
Speaker 7 (56:41):
Yeah, and then she ends up with the interview guys
the best name.
Speaker 8 (56:48):
Seven seconds of life, id.
Speaker 22 (56:52):
Child.
Speaker 5 (56:52):
After that, she's good, she.
Speaker 8 (56:56):
Was really good.
Speaker 5 (56:57):
I'm actually ready for her elbow.
Speaker 27 (56:59):
Yeahs rebound Battye that was what you're doing at Post
Malone and jelly roll and you can find all of
our content, our second dates, phone taps, and more.
Speaker 7 (57:10):
What you're doing is on our YouTube, Instagram, TikTok all
of it at Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 9 (57:15):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (57:25):
It's Newbie Weak on the show, where all of our
listeners in this game, just like a little fresh flower
are springing up out of the ground for the first time.
They are opening up their petals, feeling the warmth of
the sun. They're brand new, and little do they know it,
they were about to become Brooks lunch.
Speaker 3 (57:48):
Well, you're gonna eat the flowers. That's gonna trample them.
Speaker 7 (57:50):
But sure you like salads though, So let's meet your
future meal.
Speaker 10 (57:55):
His name is Mark.
Speaker 8 (57:57):
Mark.
Speaker 7 (57:58):
How long have you been listening to the show and
why on earth do you want to play Brook?
Speaker 23 (58:02):
Yeah, I've been listening for about a year, and you know,
I've tied Brook a few times. I've even been here
a couple of times, so I feel like, you know,
Newbie Beak is a perfect time for me.
Speaker 7 (58:11):
We'll see what happens here. Brook's gonna leave the studio.
We're gonna get to the game. You got thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know when, you could say pass.
Speaker 10 (58:18):
But you have to beat Brook outright if you want
to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 22 (58:21):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (58:21):
Good luck?
Speaker 7 (58:22):
Your time starts now. Today's chocolate Day. Sonny the cuckoo
bird is the mascot for what serial? In a gymnastics event?
What's the maximum score someone can receive from each judge?
Tent Frodo Baggins is from what book series?
Speaker 9 (58:38):
It?
Speaker 7 (58:38):
Pumis is a type of rock that sinks in water,
true or false, stretching over one four hundred miles in
the ocean. What's the largest living structure on earth? Mixing egg,
yolks and oil makes what you pass on that last one?
Speaker 15 (58:56):
Oh holidays?
Speaker 7 (58:57):
There we go. It's in Brooks coming back into the
studio now and again, welcome to newbie week Mark. Since
you're a brand new player, let's learn a little bit
about you. It says on my screener you work for
the state government in small business assistance. He has to
say that you're a fan of commerce, and you're married
with one kid, and we would love to hear your
(59:18):
child's name, And Brook promises not to judge it, even
though I can see the look on her face. I
will report back to you when you say, okay, go ahead,
what's your kid's name?
Speaker 23 (59:29):
All right? My kid's name is Bergen. It's the second
largest city in.
Speaker 3 (59:34):
Norway, Bergen.
Speaker 7 (59:35):
Say that again, Okay, I can report the Brooks bottom
lip curled, her upper lip twitched, and her nose did
wrinkle at the names.
Speaker 20 (59:44):
Have you?
Speaker 3 (59:44):
Have you gone to Bergen?
Speaker 7 (59:46):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (59:47):
We have.
Speaker 2 (59:47):
Misson me, you didn't go and you hated it, and
you're like, we're gonna name our kid after this garbage
dump city.
Speaker 3 (59:51):
That's better the name of the kid Montana.
Speaker 7 (59:53):
You know, yeah, I mean it's the listening right now, Like, hey,
it would.
Speaker 10 (59:59):
Be nice if you to name all of your kids
after where they were conceived.
Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
I have a cousin named backseat.
Speaker 7 (01:00:06):
All right, Mark, you're gonna sit tight so we can
get Brooks turn in brook You ready, Yep? Your time
starts now. Today is chocolate Day, Sonny. The cuckoo bird
is the mascot for what Cereal brand?
Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
Cuckoo for cocoa puffs.
Speaker 7 (01:00:18):
In a gymnastics event, what's the maximum score someone can
receive from each judge? Nine Frodo Baggins is from what
book series The Hobbit. Pummus is a type of rock
that sinks in water, true or false false, stretching over
one thy four hundred miles in the ocean. What is
the largest living structure on Earth?
Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
The Great Barrier?
Speaker 7 (01:00:41):
Reef mixing egg yolks and oil mix?
Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
What mayonnaise?
Speaker 7 (01:00:45):
All right, that's time to head on over to the
scoreboard to see how you both did with Jose.
Speaker 12 (01:00:51):
Very nice, Mark, I like you.
Speaker 7 (01:00:54):
You got three correct anymore?
Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Pretty good for a new solid that's really good and
brook four crowns.
Speaker 7 (01:01:05):
Wow, just edged you out there, Mark, Sorry about that.
Speaker 10 (01:01:08):
Let's go over the answer for everyone. It's chocolate Day
Sonny the Cuckoo Bird.
Speaker 7 (01:01:12):
He's the mascot for Cocoa Puff cereal. In a gymnastics event,
each judge can give a maximum score of ten.
Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
Yeah, duh. I don't know why I said nine. That
was really stupid.
Speaker 7 (01:01:21):
Frodo Baggins is from the book series Lord of the
Rings The Hobbit.
Speaker 10 (01:01:26):
I don't think has fro Do in it yet, No,
No kind of pree that's.
Speaker 7 (01:01:29):
Pre fro Do. Pummus is the type of rock that
sinks in water. That's false. It floats. It's very light,
stretching over one thy four hundred miles in the ocean.
The Great Barrier Reef would be the largest living structure
on Earth.
Speaker 15 (01:01:42):
Mark.
Speaker 8 (01:01:42):
We did not give you that. You said, the Great
Coral Reef. Is it not living, that's dying.
Speaker 7 (01:01:47):
Parts of it are and mixing egg yolks and oil
that makes mayonnaise. Mark. I'm sorry it was not enough
to beat Brooke today, but just for playing, we are
going to give you a family four pack of tickets
to the Doc mix stuff and Exhibit, Doc McStuffins. The
exhibit is open now at Imagine Children's Museum and Everett.
Assist Halley in the operating room, give check ups in
(01:02:08):
the er, Visit Lammy in the nursery, help Stuffy in
the pet vet, and make them all better and you'll
feel better too. Doc mcstuffin's the exhibit. There you go.
Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Well, you're the first newbie of the week. Do you
have any advice for the future newbies?
Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
Practice practice?
Speaker 8 (01:02:25):
You don't want to like, imagine Brook naked or anything
like that.
Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
I'd like to imagine myself naked.
Speaker 10 (01:02:34):
Come back again soon.
Speaker 7 (01:02:35):
We're going to continue with more wind Brooks Bucks Newbie Week,
same time tomorrow
Speaker 9 (01:02:40):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
Hey, welcome to a brand new fall show. We are
so glad you found the podcast. It's Brook and Jeffrey
in the Morning, and I cannot wait for you all
to hear what you're doing at Post Malone and Jelly Rod.
What was the crowds like, because Jose and Alexis of
course always go out beforehand with a microphone.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It was not stereotypical, you know, beers, cowboy hats, cowboys.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
And you're not being sarcastic at all.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Do you think Post Malone's like, how did I end
up in country?
Speaker 5 (00:28):
I know there, it is there, it is. Well, we
got that.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Coming up, a brand new loser line, new second date,
but we have Alexis not her voice, but we have
Alexis to read us some comments.
Speaker 6 (00:38):
Still me, I just sound bad.
Speaker 7 (00:39):
Sorry, But do you think.
Speaker 8 (00:41):
Your voice is somewhere else and missus her right now?
Speaker 9 (00:43):
Maybe?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Or maybe it's on vacation.
Speaker 7 (00:44):
Oh please come back?
Speaker 6 (00:46):
Yeah, Okay, Irwin severe Darm said, I love y'all. Random question.
I'm from the UK, so I can't text in in
the morning.
Speaker 10 (00:55):
Oh yeah, don't text you bad?
Speaker 9 (00:56):
No?
Speaker 5 (00:57):
But are y'all dog or cat people?
Speaker 8 (01:00):
I mean we all question?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yes, I have been campaigning for a cat in our
house for over a decade, and my husband keeps claiming
he has an allergy.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yes, we stay at other people's houses with cats and
there's never an issue.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
So lying, I guess I'm a dog person because we
have a dog and I love our dog.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
But I think cats are adorable and I would totally
be down to bywall Oh my.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
God, our dog.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
It was the first year, you know too live really well, yeah, dog,
she's thirteen and a half and it was the first
year the fireworks didn't bother her because she couldn't hear them.
Speaker 6 (01:28):
Oh no, hey, she got to watch a fireworks show.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
That's amazing.
Speaker 11 (01:34):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
I like dogs and cats. I love with both, but
cats are funnier.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
All right, well, let us know dog or cat people,
and let's get this hour long show started.
Speaker 10 (01:47):
If you had to.
Speaker 7 (01:48):
Wear a warning label, what would yours say? It's Brooke
and Jeffrey in the morning. People are debating it online,
and one person said theirs would say warning will over
share and not apologize for Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I was actually thinking over sharing on my warning label
before you even said that.
Speaker 7 (02:06):
Yeah, I mean, that's the question, what would each of
ours say on the show if we had one? Of course,
we had to ask chat GPT. Oh, because who knows
us better than ai?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I hope a lot of people.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
You, my children, my parents, my best friend.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Don't they read all your social media and your background
that we don't know exactly?
Speaker 7 (02:30):
So we got the responses from chat GPT. For myself,
they think it would say warning may sound serious, but
it's actually being sarcastic.
Speaker 10 (02:39):
Perceed with confusion.
Speaker 8 (02:41):
Yeah, totally funny.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
You tell chat GBT that that is the longest warning
label ever.
Speaker 10 (02:48):
Yeah, okay, then you're not gonna like any of these.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Okay he could have just said always sarcastic for yours,
that is not funny.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Oh sorry, you.
Speaker 7 (02:56):
Gotta you gotta remember there's humor involved in this. Okay, next, remember,
says chat GPT. So for Alexis, they said warning prone
to sudden shopping sprees and accidental wisdom truly may be involved.
Speaker 10 (03:11):
Okay, I feel like it knows you pretty well.
Speaker 7 (03:14):
For Jose, it thought warning, do not ask questions about
food or you'll get a twenty minute breakdown on the
history of clams.
Speaker 8 (03:22):
Absolutely really good.
Speaker 7 (03:24):
And finally, Brooke chat GPT thought your warning sign would
be warning, great listener, but will immediately forget your name
and what you just said.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Oh yeah, I remember what you said, just not your name.
Speaker 8 (03:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (03:40):
Overall, I think those are pretty accurate. So now let's
move on.
Speaker 7 (03:43):
We're gonna get to the shotgulling question of the day
with our digital producer whose warning sign would say warning
seems nice, but will seduce your mother with his boyish charms?
Speaker 5 (03:52):
What is that like?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
That is upsetting to me? That one?
Speaker 12 (03:57):
There you go?
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Yeah, that one hits too close to I.
Speaker 12 (04:00):
Can't change who I am. Yeah, Well, today is the
holiest of all days for our own brook Fox because
it's World Chocolate Day.
Speaker 8 (04:09):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
If this doesn't include you giving me then chocolate, I
don't want to hear the It.
Speaker 12 (04:17):
Is the sacred twenty four hour period where it's socially
acceptable to eat a brownie for breakfast, a Snickers bar
for lunch, and a whole German chocolate cake for dinner.
And even though the chocolate industry has a terrible effect
on the environment and is notoriously awful to the workers
who harvest it, we're gonna so much.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Oh God, you gotta buy fair trade Okay, We're.
Speaker 12 (04:42):
Gonna celebrate chocolate anyway during a special loco for a
cocoa edition of.
Speaker 7 (04:49):
Tenty of twenty.
Speaker 12 (04:51):
So you guys say number one through twenty. In return,
I'll give you a chocolate flavored trivia question. Just answer
correctly to stay in the game. Will start with the
woman who has voted most vanilla in a one person poll.
I took it right before this segment, that one person.
I'll never tell Alexis.
Speaker 7 (05:09):
I need a number ten.
Speaker 12 (05:11):
What alexis is the technical term for a chocolate addict?
Is it a choca path, a chocoholic, or a choca phile? Now,
remember I need the technical term, not the casual slang term.
Speaker 8 (05:25):
File sounds terrible.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yeah, filed anything and it doesn't feel good.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah, even a work of file sounds bad.
Speaker 13 (05:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (05:33):
I would assume chocoholic.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
But then he said it's the real term, not what
slang that people use.
Speaker 8 (05:38):
Everyone says, I'm a chocoholic.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
But does any medical thing whatever?
Speaker 14 (05:42):
Say aholic?
Speaker 9 (05:43):
And I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Actually, like we call people psycho and psychopath, is an
actual medical chou.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
All right, I'm gonna stick with chocoholic, Jake, Alexis.
Speaker 12 (05:54):
Says chocoholic first using the sixty and became a legit
marketing term, which is weird. It comes from alcoholic Should
it just be chocolate lick?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
No lick?
Speaker 7 (06:07):
Yeah, chocolate.
Speaker 12 (06:11):
Everyone listening at home, please change the chocolate lick?
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Chocolate lick?
Speaker 12 (06:20):
Thirteen thirteen Brook, what food product has been found in
some commercial chocolate bars in tiny legal amounts? The keyword
is legal, So in small amounts the FDA does allow.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
What is it?
Speaker 12 (06:31):
Animal hair, insect parts, or human fingernails?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Well, shoot, no.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Answer is a good answer here, and nervous workers are
chewing their.
Speaker 7 (06:50):
Hard seeds or they're chopping the the sheeties and they're
missing and getting a little bit of their fingers.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Okay, so I'm actually gonna take out fingernails.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
It's just too much for me.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Wild, but I'm gonna go with added protein. Show me
insect parts.
Speaker 12 (07:05):
Frick says, insect parts.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
Absolutely.
Speaker 12 (07:09):
The fd allows a small number of insect fragments in chocolate.
Speaker 15 (07:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (07:15):
Yeah, we're two for two, Jose, We're over to you.
Eleven and thirteen have been chosen. Let's go number two, Jose.
During World War Two, are you familiar? The US military
gave their soldiers. This form of chocolate. Was it fudge cubes, chocolate, toothpaste,
or a bar designed to taste so bad so they
wouldn't eat it so fast.
Speaker 8 (07:37):
Ah, you know that kind of makes sense. Follow me
here on the last one.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Because they want them to conserve their energy and conserve
their food.
Speaker 8 (07:47):
So they want them to get the calories. They want
them to get the sugar to fight, but they don't
want them to just put it all in at once.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
So that they have enough for the rest of the day.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I could see them rationing, like maybe dark dark dark
chocolate where it's a little bit.
Speaker 8 (08:01):
I can't even think of any other option. This makes
too much sense.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I'm gonna say bad taste and chocolate bars.
Speaker 12 (08:07):
They says that bar, Yeah, good answer. The bar designed
to taste bad was called the d ration bar. Was
basically survival chocolate.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
That would suck, though, because if.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
You get back from if someone offers you chocolate, you're like, no,
I'm good.
Speaker 12 (08:20):
We are three for three, Jeffrey, we're talking chocolate. We
love it right, I will be getting shocked. I don't
want that to happen. So please pick a number number fifteen, Jeffrey,
what percentage of people admit to hiding chocolate from their
family or partner. Oh my gosh, my mom does this still.
Speaker 9 (08:38):
To this day?
Speaker 12 (08:39):
Is it twelve percent, forty two percent or fifty nine percent?
Speaker 16 (08:44):
Dude, I say, go hide, jeff Oh my god, I
think so.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
I think everyone hides it from Yeah.
Speaker 7 (08:51):
I don't think it's really that much of a shameful thing. No,
people like brag about hiding their chocolate from their friends
and their kids.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
I hit it on top of the fridge once and
my husband's like.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
That's literally my line of night.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Move my mind.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
That he could see the top of the fridge.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
You can see the shin what he's like, That's what
I look at when I walk into the kitchen.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
I'm like, how dirty is?
Speaker 12 (09:14):
It's very dirty?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Like, why are you not cleaning it up there?
Speaker 7 (09:17):
What else is up there? I'm assuming the chocoholics are
all proud and they're gonna unite and admit that they're
doing it. Fifty nine percent as how as you come down, yeah,
Jeffrey says, fifty nine percent.
Speaker 12 (09:31):
According to a British study, the majority of people are
sneaky snackers.
Speaker 7 (09:36):
So you guys went.
Speaker 17 (09:36):
Four for four.
Speaker 12 (09:37):
Unfortunately, that means I'm getting shocked and I lost.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
Just for moms Jake, because Jake's shocked and somebody wanted
to hear the pure imagination song from Willy Wonka.
Speaker 12 (09:52):
Here you go, Jake, Come with me and you'll be
in the world the furem imagine.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
I tried not to be creepy moms everywhere swooning your
shot collar question of the day you got your phonesaup
coming up in just a few minutes.
Speaker 9 (10:12):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 10 (10:15):
I think China just got a leg up on us
in innovation. It's brooken Jeffrey.
Speaker 7 (10:20):
In the morning.
Speaker 10 (10:21):
Would they beat us at normally when that phrase is
even mentioned anywhere in media? It has to do with technology.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yeah, for sure, that's what I thought you were talking about.
Speaker 7 (10:30):
Usually throout the cutting edge, But no, this has to
do with old fashioned hospitality. Hum Because a hotel called
the liang Jiang Holiday Hotel wants to be known for
something special. So instead of doing the normal wake up
calls where you know they call your room phone and
say good morning, time to wake up, Yeah, guest services
(10:51):
decided to make it even more special by accessing your
room while you're sleeping and letting an endangered red pan
inside to crawl up onto your bed, show everybody little face.
(11:12):
We'll put a photo of it up on our inst
stories out Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
That tourist is feeding it from her hand on her bed.
Speaker 7 (11:19):
So the idea is it'll crawl in and wake you up,
hopefully gently. They call it the red Panda wake Up Service,
and once they started, the place was flooded with new
guests wanting to stay there just for that reason.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
He's a busy guy.
Speaker 7 (11:35):
Yeah, how did the hotel acquire these endangered red pandas?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
I mean, there is some questions here that don't feel good.
Speaker 7 (11:44):
We don't really know that they are sensitive animals with
stress responses that could endanger themselves and humans who are
in their presence.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Which is but they would adorably scratch your face.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Off, you know, and doing it.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
The hotel is responsible and puts signs in every room
that says if a red panda enters, don't make any
sudden moves. Well, apparently something happened. No we don't know what,
but the red Panda wake Up Call has been canceled.
Someone strangle panda was probably too friendly, that was the issue,
(12:26):
creating too much joy.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
In the adorable.
Speaker 8 (12:29):
They took it home.
Speaker 7 (12:30):
Yeah, so the little shampoos Shina is at the cutting edge.
We need to step it up, America. Start releasing some
bald eagles into hotel room. Wake up, sister, Away, I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
I feel like it's going to be a ferret.
Speaker 7 (12:48):
Laser Stories is coming up right after this. It's the
radio segment that's making your morning routine even easier with
a new bed side invention called the blender lamp, perfect
for those who want to enjoy a refreshing breakfast smoothie
before ever getting out of bed. To pop those ingredients
(13:11):
in the night before, you'll be ready to brighten your
night and blend your morning. With Laser Stories, the segment
where we read weird news stories around the globe, just
like everyone else does, except we've got a laser and
those other jamba jerks just don't. This first laser story
is out of Michigan. So we covered the viral story
last week with a guy who was driving during a
virtual court appearance about his suspended.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
License and wit so viral a name.
Speaker 8 (13:37):
Now he's gifts.
Speaker 7 (13:38):
If you missed it, here's a snippet of that Zoom
call with.
Speaker 13 (13:41):
The judge, mister Harris, are you driving, Ashley, I'm pulling
into my doctor's office.
Speaker 7 (13:47):
Actually, I'm parking right now.
Speaker 15 (13:49):
This is your driving.
Speaker 18 (13:50):
One license suspended that and he was just driving and
he didn't have a license.
Speaker 7 (13:57):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
I still cannot get over the fact that he thought
he was so smart.
Speaker 8 (14:04):
He's like, I'm bargain right now.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
His face was so pure.
Speaker 8 (14:07):
Oh, you know, like, oh I made it on times, sir,
I'm in a park.
Speaker 10 (14:12):
So that was pretty insane.
Speaker 7 (14:13):
But it just got more ridiculous because after the video
became a sensation, the driver, forty four year old Corey Harris,
complained about being made into a punchline.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Take it.
Speaker 8 (14:28):
I really thought about him. I was like, you would
suck to be this guy.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
He's lovable though he is, you know, it's not like
somebody hat on.
Speaker 7 (14:35):
He's He's not sure. He told the local news that
the courts had made a mistake and that the suspension
of his license had been removed from his record, which
was true technically, but he neglected to mention one huge detail,
the fact that Corey never actually had a driver's license.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
To begin with, stopple your.
Speaker 8 (14:57):
Head, did you gets suspended? If I don't have.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
He talked to the news, and then the news went
and researched and found this out.
Speaker 7 (15:05):
And the follow up court hearing, the judge spent ten
minutes lecturing Corey and his representation for not taking responsibility.
After that, his attorney basically admitted that he'd lied. She
said Corey was not under oath for anything that he
said to the media, and that he just wants to
move forward from this and he has an appointment to
finally get his driver's license.
Speaker 8 (15:30):
You coy.
Speaker 7 (15:31):
This next laser story is out of Missouri. Some businesses
will do anything to be popular with the twenty somethings,
but one place is going viral for not letting them
in the door.
Speaker 16 (15:42):
Rude.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
There's a new upscale Caribbean restaurant called Bliss So too
spicy for you anyway, and it has an interesting policy.
They've set an age restriction which requires male guests to
be at least thirty five and women.
Speaker 10 (15:58):
To be thirty.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Oh different.
Speaker 7 (16:01):
God, they do card at the door and people in
their twenties will be kept out, So it's like the thirty.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
To thirty five year old men aren't to be trusted either.
Speaker 8 (16:10):
That's weird.
Speaker 7 (16:12):
Why are they doing this. The manager says, Bliss is
just something for older people. You come here, have a
happy hour, get some good food, and not have to
worry about the young folks who bring in all of
that drama, you know how. He also admits that they've
been getting a little bit of backlash online, but that's cool.
They're still gonna stick with it, and he says they
(16:34):
are strict because young people have been trying to sneak
by and.
Speaker 10 (16:37):
Post about it on social media.
Speaker 8 (16:39):
Can you imagine getting a fake he made?
Speaker 7 (16:41):
Sing your forty but I really this next? The story
is out of tech trends USA. Have you ever been
to a place that only accepted cash and if you
didn't have any, they'd point to some shady ATM in
the corner.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
Yeah, and you always wonder, wait a minute, is it
their ATM? And then they're making from him.
Speaker 10 (17:00):
Well, now the opposite is happening these days.
Speaker 7 (17:03):
A lot of places don't take cash and they only
accept digital payments. So what do you do if you
only have cash on you?
Speaker 3 (17:10):
You make sure that your phone has your credit card
on it.
Speaker 8 (17:13):
Jes Brook and Alexis taught me that it changed my life.
Speaker 10 (17:16):
What if you've forgotten what if you forgot your phone, then.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Too are a human.
Speaker 7 (17:21):
Someone came up with the idea for a reverse atm.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
What exactly?
Speaker 7 (17:28):
Wait, they've been popping up everywhere lately, and these reverse
ATMs will take your cash and then it'll spit out
a plastic debit card. Now they do deduct a transaction fee,
which is usually a few bucks. And they've even started
popping up at baseball stadiums where the concession stands will
(17:49):
only take cars.
Speaker 8 (17:51):
I notice it, and it's always an old dude that's like,
what do your mean I can't buy with my five dollars?
Speaker 5 (17:58):
Come in to this exactly.
Speaker 7 (18:01):
The old people who still like to pay with cash
and they love to write their checks.
Speaker 10 (18:04):
They have no idea what is going on right now?
Speaker 3 (18:07):
So funny.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Now we're gonna see an old guy writing a check
to a machine.
Speaker 7 (18:12):
Next Lazer story is out of Workplace Central. The Wall
Street Journal just did a big story on telephone a phobia,
which is the fear of making or receiving phone calls telephone.
Speaker 5 (18:26):
That is a fun word, tephobia.
Speaker 7 (18:28):
It's much more common in people under thirty who've never
known a world without texting, got it? And in the
other hand, Older workers tend to find phone calls more
relaxing because no one's looking at you during the call.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
A phone call, I'm like, who died somebody's I mean,
if I'm gonna choose between a FaceTime or a phone call,
I'm so over like the video chat.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Yeah, just give me a phone call.
Speaker 10 (18:51):
But younger employees have the opposite take.
Speaker 7 (18:53):
One twenty six year old commented on the story and
said she has to listen to music and pump herself
up before she ever gets that's onto a phone because
not seeing people gives her anxiety.
Speaker 10 (19:04):
Oh it's so weird before, but you don't see somebody
makes you feel nervous.
Speaker 9 (19:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (19:12):
Some companies are even hiring consultants now to teach young
people how to do work calls. What There's a woman
named Mary Jane Copps who calls herself the phone Lady.
She charges three grand a day or two hundred dollars
an hour for one on ones.
Speaker 14 (19:30):
Oh my god, that's all we do is voice.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
How do we get in on this cash? Jeff, We'll
teach you how to make a phone call.
Speaker 10 (19:37):
She said.
Speaker 7 (19:37):
Some of the questions that she gets really surprise her,
like how do I end a phone call?
Speaker 8 (19:44):
Whoa good bye?
Speaker 16 (19:45):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (19:46):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (19:46):
When do you have to leave a voicemail? How do
you end a voicemail? I don't get it. Okay, awkward, Okay,
talk to you later.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Bye, it's weird. It's weird.
Speaker 7 (19:53):
Or when they ask after the person says hello, what
do I say back?
Speaker 5 (19:58):
It's tricky.
Speaker 7 (20:00):
It's a scary.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Probably say hello, So I go with that.
Speaker 7 (20:04):
So meetings over the phone are back in style because
everyone's got zoom fatigue and young people who hate the
phone are not happy about it. I know this guy
makes phone calls all the time, but he denies that
they're on purpose. He says it's not his fault. He
keeps butt dialing.
Speaker 15 (20:22):
His axe, so that's awkward for him.
Speaker 7 (20:26):
That soundeds Laser Stories has come to an end for
the day. We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.
Speaker 9 (20:31):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (20:34):
When you think of the professions that get hit on
the most, you might think maybe flight attendants.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Oh, I have hit on many a flight attend Thank you,
sir for the nuts.
Speaker 9 (20:48):
Of you.
Speaker 7 (20:49):
We apologized all out there. Also, waiters and waitresses happened
a lot bingo managers. Did somebody say oh sixty nine.
Oh my god, he a winner. But we got a
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voicemail recently that's gonna add one worker with a special
set of skills to that list. And he got the
phone number by dangling off the side of a building
to whoever gave him the digits because it helped make
today's brand new loser line a memorable one.
Speaker 10 (21:26):
You're gonna hear it right after this.
Speaker 9 (21:30):
You wait a minute, is this the right number? It's
the loser line.
Speaker 10 (21:34):
Good, just call me back if you haven't heard the
loser line before.
Speaker 7 (21:37):
It works like this. Let's say a guy approaches you
while you're out at the club and uses this charming
pickup line on you. You what do you say?
Speaker 10 (21:46):
We get out of here and you treat me like
a batter.
Speaker 7 (21:49):
Ring and toss me around tonight. Yeah, he turned on
after that. Whatever you do, don't tell him he looks
like one the members of the Adams family, and I'm
not talking about Amy Adams. Instead, say that he's funny.
(22:09):
I'm not talking about that. You have to tell that
guy he's funny and charming and he absolutely does not
creep you the blank out. And that's when you give
him the number to the loser line and run. So
hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail we can play on
the air voicemails like this one.
Speaker 19 (22:24):
Hey London, I have a feeling.
Speaker 20 (22:29):
I know why you're not calling me back. You probably
heard that my friends say that I was almost a
sure deal to get the second base with you. But
it's not what you think.
Speaker 9 (22:43):
For me.
Speaker 19 (22:44):
First base is.
Speaker 20 (22:45):
At a handshake, right, and then second base is you know,
just tapping it up, you know, third third base is high.
Speaker 11 (22:55):
Five, which you know that's a little bit more.
Speaker 7 (22:58):
Playful and.
Speaker 20 (23:01):
Making the rounds for a home run. Then I guess
that means where thumb wrestling that that's all it was.
I mean, it was innocent. I just I just want
to make sure that you didn't think I was weird.
Speaker 7 (23:16):
Yep, that's totally how guys talk. I thumb wrestled her
in the back seat last night. Bro, she was.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Has he tried to convince her or is that his
actual definition?
Speaker 7 (23:30):
I don't know. I'm just glad that we don't think
he's weird.
Speaker 21 (23:37):
Hi, Andrew, Uh, I just want to say, you know,
I just wanted to give you a call and connect and.
Speaker 19 (23:46):
Just say thank you so much again.
Speaker 21 (23:48):
For pointing out that burt poop I had on my shoulder.
You know, I had been I was playing with my
pet cockatoo at home before heading off to work, and
I didn't even realize it was there. By the way,
my birdie's name is Chris Hempt Crackers and he's actually
here and he.
Speaker 19 (24:08):
Wants to say something to you.
Speaker 7 (24:10):
So say thank you.
Speaker 11 (24:11):
To the nice man.
Speaker 21 (24:13):
Anyway, Andrew, I hope you call me.
Speaker 7 (24:19):
Up parents screaming hell.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
Can you imagine just trying to get it on at
her house?
Speaker 9 (24:29):
Wow?
Speaker 7 (24:29):
What's up the moon?
Speaker 15 (24:31):
Remember?
Speaker 22 (24:31):
Man?
Speaker 10 (24:32):
Follow us on YouTube at Broken Jeffery.
Speaker 7 (24:34):
You can hear all our loser lines, battle of tender
days and busted calls up there. You be able to
hear voicemails like this one next message, Hey, I was
the guy.
Speaker 13 (24:43):
Cleaning the windows outside on the fifteenth floor and you
head up a piece of paper with your phone.
Speaker 23 (24:48):
Numbers and to call you.
Speaker 22 (24:49):
So yeah, I am calling you.
Speaker 13 (24:52):
It's funny you see a lot of weird things and
cleaning windows and off the buildings for a listing. Because
I've been doing this for like seven years, and three
women have I asked me two dudes move me one dude.
Speaker 11 (25:03):
Put a photocop of his private parts.
Speaker 13 (25:05):
One He looked right at me while he was doing it,
so I just give him the thumbs up. I didn't
know what else to do, but this is the first
time get somebody's phone number. Anyway, you must have liked
what you sawhow and baby never ever an estimated man
and knows how to YouTube squeegee.
Speaker 9 (25:23):
At least you know.
Speaker 23 (25:23):
I'm used to going up and down.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
A photocopy, like, why not just show it at that point?
Speaker 7 (25:35):
Yeah, I don't know where he works, but I want
to work in whatever building that is. And you didn't think.
Speaker 5 (25:41):
It was our building.
Speaker 7 (25:44):
It's definitely flashed some people through the window before, probably
not broke.
Speaker 19 (25:52):
Next message, Hey Rocco, it's saying I wish you would
just say my calls. I just burnt my mouth on
my Link Cuisine. H. It was the five cheese ravioli.
(26:12):
I wish you would come and iced it for me.
The instruction said to wait two minutes. But it looks
so good. H if you come, I have more. I
have more Link Cuisine. I have maple birds and chicken.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
I have.
Speaker 19 (26:39):
White white cheddar mac and cheese. Oh, there's alfredo pasta.
There's there's all types of options you can have. You
can have all the rest of them if it'll make
you call me back.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
I mean, I get her on the ravioli that he
sneaks up on you stufat.
Speaker 7 (27:05):
If the listeners heard when she said five cheese ravioli,
the entire room.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Sounds so good.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
I mean that, and their alfredo is really and you're
gonna go mac and cheese.
Speaker 5 (27:16):
You gotta go stove first.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
And she's about time cuisine will have a three for one.
Speaker 8 (27:26):
Was like, oh my god itself. You always buy a four.
Speaker 17 (27:30):
Wait for that.
Speaker 7 (27:31):
Yeah, and call her back before Hoarders shows up to
film the next episode of Number. Remember you can listen
to Loser Line regularly at this time every week, and
we post our favorite voice messages on our TikTok now
at Brook and Jeffery and go check it out. That's
the Loser Line. We got your phone tap coming.
Speaker 9 (27:47):
Up, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (27:50):
In today's phone Tap, a girl wanted us to prank
her boyfriend who works at Applebee's and she says he
gets hit on all the time by a group of
older women who come in there every single week and
they flirt with him. They kind of give him a
bad time and tease him.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
I miss those days of being a service on my
old ladies all the time.
Speaker 10 (28:09):
I mean, it's kind of nice but also a little
bit weird.
Speaker 7 (28:12):
But we thought, how perfect would it be for our
own brook Fox to be one of these thirsty cougars.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
I was surprised literally asked me to do this. I
thought for sure, you're gonna ask Alexis.
Speaker 10 (28:23):
Yeah, you were a second choice.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
I will be honest.
Speaker 10 (28:26):
With you there.
Speaker 7 (28:27):
But she calls this guy trying to get her delicious
or derv if you know what I'm saying. You can
see if she traps her young prey in your phone?
Speaker 9 (28:37):
Tap right now?
Speaker 24 (28:39):
Another Hello, Hey Cory, I'm sorry, who is this?
Speaker 4 (28:51):
This is Anya? Because that's where I'm gonna be later.
Speaker 15 (28:56):
Anya, I'm sorry? Who is this? Though? Anya?
Speaker 4 (29:05):
Remember Anya from Applebee's.
Speaker 15 (29:10):
I work at Applebee's. But I don't remember Anya from Applebee's.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
Ring it ing ding. I knew you'd remember me.
Speaker 15 (29:21):
No, I'm really sorry, I don't remember you. How would
I know you?
Speaker 9 (29:25):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (29:25):
I get it. We're playing games tonight. I like that.
Speaker 15 (29:32):
No, no games, I'm really I'm being serious. I did
you have the wrong person.
Speaker 16 (29:37):
I bet you're the kind of guy who leaves the
toilet suit up makes me work for it.
Speaker 15 (29:44):
Is that supposed to be sexy? I don't even know
what that means.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
You know, the last sever I was with how to
British accent?
Speaker 15 (29:56):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (29:57):
And it only happened after we hooked dump. Now he
just speaks British. How would you like a posh British
potty baby.
Speaker 15 (30:09):
Because I could British potty. No, I don't know. I'm
pretty sure that accent is like some weird German or
you know.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
In our latest HOA newsletter, I was voted number four
for hungriest cougar on the block.
Speaker 15 (30:25):
Brah, are you okay? I mean you don't found okay.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
I'm about to be more okay when you bump me
up to number three, or you could just bump me.
Speaker 15 (30:40):
No, neither of those things are going to happen. I'm
really sorry.
Speaker 16 (30:44):
I've been wondering do you have a stepmom or do
you want me to just role play as one?
Speaker 15 (30:52):
That's gross?
Speaker 4 (30:53):
Shut up, I'm about to send you to your room
for being naughty.
Speaker 15 (30:58):
I'm not naughty. Look, I think what happened is that
one of my fellow servers probably put my number on
your receipts about you.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
Just shut up and listen.
Speaker 15 (31:07):
Huh okay, listen that that is crossing the line.
Speaker 4 (31:11):
Tonight, you'll come over to my house. I won't take
off your shirt and you're.
Speaker 16 (31:18):
Going to write a number on your back with my finger.
That tells you my body count.
Speaker 15 (31:23):
Your body count as.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
In previous partners.
Speaker 15 (31:29):
That's not sexy or appealing. Why would I want to know.
Speaker 8 (31:32):
A why back?
Speaker 4 (31:34):
Because mama's got a lot of commas.
Speaker 7 (31:38):
I don't take me come a mama.
Speaker 15 (31:43):
It's really obvious that you've been drinking.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
Let me check my watch. I just dropped it in
my wine glass five minutes ago. Fish it out with
my teeth.
Speaker 15 (31:55):
You need to sober up, and I need to go.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
You have to live so soon.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Go party with your girlfriend Naomi?
Speaker 15 (32:03):
No what she told me?
Speaker 4 (32:05):
How you get hit on all the time at your
waiter job by sexy older women?
Speaker 15 (32:10):
When did you talk to Naomi? I'm confused here can she.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
Set you up for this prank? Phone call?
Speaker 8 (32:18):
Oh my, oh my god?
Speaker 5 (32:22):
Wait, sorry, sorry, this is actually Brooke.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
I know you're disappointed. From Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
we're doing a phoetell on you.
Speaker 15 (32:30):
I was like, who is this creepy woman called me?
Speaker 5 (32:34):
So you were getting hot?
Speaker 3 (32:35):
I heard it?
Speaker 15 (32:36):
I heard no.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
No, Yeah, your girlfriend says a couple of cougar regulars
apparently at Applebee's have asked you.
Speaker 9 (32:42):
To hang out.
Speaker 15 (32:43):
And yes, there's a group of women that come in
like three times a week and it's awkward and she
knows that.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Well, this would have really backfired on her if you
were into.
Speaker 15 (32:53):
Yeah, I'm glad I didn't say I would let you
write your body count number on my back. That would
have been weird.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Oh you wanted me to be the step mama?
Speaker 15 (33:01):
No, definitely not.
Speaker 9 (33:05):
Week every morning was phone tab weekday mornings on the twenties,
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (33:13):
Alexis, how long should a good first date last?
Speaker 10 (33:17):
Like an hour?
Speaker 7 (33:18):
Maybe two?
Speaker 9 (33:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (33:20):
Wrongly, No, I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
He wrong answer.
Speaker 7 (33:25):
The correct to answer is one hundred and twenty hours.
Oh my god, because that's exactly how long. One of
our listeners planned his first date to span five full
days a week.
Speaker 17 (33:39):
I wonder why he's on the phone with us, prisoner
He did.
Speaker 7 (33:42):
With a woman that he'd never met. In person before.
I mean, sounds like a recipe for success to me.
And you're gonna hear what happened in a brand new
second date.
Speaker 10 (33:52):
Update right after this second date update.
Speaker 7 (33:56):
D What do you do if you've been on the
dating apps for so long you start seeing the same people.
Speaker 10 (34:02):
On there over and over and over.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Does that happen?
Speaker 22 (34:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (34:07):
Are you like?
Speaker 5 (34:07):
Delete it? And two years later you get it and
you're like you again.
Speaker 7 (34:10):
You start thinking like, oh, they haven't found somebody yet.
Oh that catfish account is still active. At that point,
they're not potential soulmates to you anymore. They're more like
coworkers just occupying the same space as you every single day.
Speaker 8 (34:27):
Hey, Sarah, good to see you.
Speaker 7 (34:30):
And that's where one of our listeners, Patrick found himself recently,
and he chose to do something about it.
Speaker 10 (34:36):
So let's find out Patrick. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 11 (34:39):
Hey guys, thanks for having me.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
It's funny to.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Think that the people that are you are seeing are
also seeing you and thinking the same thing.
Speaker 7 (34:45):
Yeah, yeah, you know, but it sounds like you were
on the dating apps for a long time.
Speaker 11 (34:51):
Yeah I was.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
Unfortunately, he's like, why bring it up, Jeff, Yeah, thanks.
Speaker 10 (34:55):
For reminding me, But it says that you decided to
do something about it to change that. What did you do?
Speaker 15 (35:00):
So?
Speaker 11 (35:01):
I kept seeing the same people, so I expanded my location.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
To drive four hours for a year.
Speaker 9 (35:10):
Now.
Speaker 7 (35:11):
Basically, okay, so you expanded your search to farther away,
and who did you end up matching with?
Speaker 11 (35:18):
Her name was Lisa and our first day actually ended
up being a vacation.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
What wait?
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Is that far away that you had to take a
whole weekend to get there?
Speaker 8 (35:29):
What the heck?
Speaker 11 (35:30):
Well it was kind of more of a separate trip.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Whoa You invited her on a vacation and she said yes.
Speaker 11 (35:36):
Well it happened to coincide with the work vacation, so
I just thought I would bring her and it sounded
fun and spontaneous.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Because every time sometimes I feel like were I go
on a vacation and a girl always joke like.
Speaker 8 (35:48):
Oh my god, take me with you, but like you
don't actually take them with you. That's a stranger, bro.
Speaker 5 (35:53):
Did she know you don't live in her city?
Speaker 15 (35:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (35:56):
I told her.
Speaker 7 (35:56):
I told her.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Yeah, okay, so confused, And you're calling as a work vacation,
aren't those two words that don't go together?
Speaker 11 (36:04):
It's kind of sponsored by my work. It's a five
day trip that we could take if we want.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
Oh my god, you spent five days together.
Speaker 11 (36:12):
Wow, Well it was supposed to be five days. It
actually lasted about day and a half.
Speaker 7 (36:18):
Okay, that's not good. Why what happened?
Speaker 11 (36:22):
Well, I'm not quite sure. Actually we were staying in
the same room, and of course we were going to restaurants,
we were seeing the sites, doing all the stuff and
having a really good time. In my mind, and my.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
Gosh, like, you're staying in the same room, did she?
Speaker 20 (36:38):
Like?
Speaker 3 (36:38):
There's just so.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Many layers to that, Like you're meeting this person for
the first time, and you're going.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
To be using the same bathroom, is all I can think.
Speaker 10 (36:47):
Yeah, to be.
Speaker 7 (36:48):
Fair, we can't talk about anything without talking about the bathrooms.
If Brooks involved in.
Speaker 14 (36:51):
The conversation, that like makes it super awkward, right, Oh yeah,
And having to get read and having wine and just.
Speaker 8 (37:03):
Like when you have to you got a hold.
Speaker 7 (37:05):
Of three days sometimes, right?
Speaker 10 (37:08):
Is that why she ghested you after a day and
a half?
Speaker 7 (37:11):
I hope not.
Speaker 11 (37:12):
I mean I didn't think all that throughout the time,
and I should have for sure, there.
Speaker 7 (37:16):
Like a moment, bro like, tell us about like tell
us about the vibe of the vacation, like, how did
it go up to that point?
Speaker 11 (37:23):
Well, I thought it was going well. You know, we
were having a lot of laughs. She seemed to be
enjoying herself. I was enjoying myself. And we went on
this bike tour like the first day we were there,
and we were on the bus coming back from it,
and she just set a door and said, hey, I
need to talk to you. I don't think I could
make you happy.
Speaker 10 (37:44):
Well that's what she said.
Speaker 11 (37:45):
Yeah, and she got off the bus at the next stop,
and I don't know what happened to me, but I
just started crying.
Speaker 5 (37:52):
Oh oh, man, was one of those so much?
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Was it one of those wine bike tours? Because after
I drink sometimes.
Speaker 11 (38:02):
There was no alcohol involved that Okay. I don't know
why I got emotional. It's probably I imagine it's because
I've been on the apps for so long and then
I finally found somebody that I connected with and we
were in a beautiful place.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
And there's one dramatic Again, it's not dramatic. That's just
having feelings. Man, that's all right.
Speaker 10 (38:23):
Dust in your eye could be either way, what do you.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
Think she meant by I can't make you happy?
Speaker 11 (38:32):
That's what I would like to find out. I mean,
when I got back, she was kind of packing up
all her stuff, and yeah, I gave her space, and
then she left and I haven't really heard anything except
she texted once that we're probably better off friends.
Speaker 7 (38:49):
It sounds like you planned a lot of activities for
your vacation, and some people when they travel, they don't
like to do that.
Speaker 8 (38:55):
I go through one activity maybe too, but.
Speaker 10 (38:57):
Yeah, mostly do beach time, no by tours.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
Jose and I could never vacation together.
Speaker 10 (39:03):
And maybe she realized you weren't compatible in that way.
Speaker 11 (39:06):
Yeah, I mean that could be. She seemed to be
into the little things that plans for us though.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
It's just so much time together, and she's adventurous enough
to agree to a five day vacation with a guy
off a dating app.
Speaker 7 (39:19):
You maybe she just wanted the free vacation to like
lie up by the pool the whole time, didn't want
to be going to the zoo and going.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
To the working and she was just getting Maybe that's
what she thought.
Speaker 10 (39:31):
How long has it been since that happened?
Speaker 11 (39:35):
About a week ago, Okay.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
Okay, and obviously you're upset about it.
Speaker 11 (39:40):
Yeah, I'm very upset. I mean cry in front of stranger.
It's upset.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
Hasn't cried in front of strangers? You're fine?
Speaker 7 (39:47):
Yeah, Well, maybe she's still even there now. Maybe she's
just parting it up wherever you guys went to.
Speaker 8 (39:51):
Maybe she moved.
Speaker 7 (39:54):
Let's find out when.
Speaker 10 (39:55):
We call her, we'll come back. We'll try and get
you your second date update right after.
Speaker 7 (39:58):
This second date update. Some people like to go out
to a restaurant for a first date. Others might see
a concert or hit a mini golf. But not our
listener Patrick. No, he jumps straight to a five day
vacation for his first date with Lisa. At least it
was supposed to be five days, but she cut things
(40:21):
off after just a day and a half.
Speaker 3 (40:23):
But she did it in a pretty respectful way.
Speaker 7 (40:25):
The last thing that she said to him was I
don't think I can make you happy, And the last
thing he said to her was because he cried from
that comment. Understandably, he built up a lot of hope.
And those bike tours can make a chaf real bad too.
Speaker 5 (40:44):
Not only that, but.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
He's been on the dating apps for years, So it's
like years of pent up frustration just coming out.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
And I think it's worse when you think things are
going well, right, Yeah, this is.
Speaker 7 (40:54):
Great, and then got blindsided. The thing is he still
doesn't understand what prompted her to say that.
Speaker 10 (40:59):
Pat, If you had to guess, what do you think
it is?
Speaker 11 (41:03):
Maybe it was my breath. Your breath usually have gum
and I didn't have.
Speaker 23 (41:07):
It.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
Could be an aic.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
I'm not sure why that would prompt her to say,
I don't know why I can't make you happy, but.
Speaker 8 (41:12):
I cannot recommend a dentist.
Speaker 7 (41:13):
She didn't have gum either, Bro, the romantic tragedy of
the century.
Speaker 8 (41:19):
That makes sense.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
I mean, maybe you guys can try to get just
a single date together.
Speaker 3 (41:24):
Maybe that will be the key here.
Speaker 11 (41:26):
I like that, But we do live in different cities,
so somebody's gonna have to travel.
Speaker 7 (41:31):
Meeting up is a vacation in itself, so hey, that
may be kind of fun.
Speaker 8 (41:35):
It's like once a month someone.
Speaker 7 (41:36):
Takes a vacation. I could be. Let's start with trying
to get Let's start with trying to get her to
pick up the phone first and hopefully get an answer
out of her. And I'm going to dial her number
right now. Let's see how this goes. Huh, Hey is
this Lisa? Yeah, Hey, thanks for picking up. We're a
(42:00):
radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (42:02):
Lisa, Hey, Lisa, good morning, Hi, good morning.
Speaker 7 (42:06):
Sorry to interrupt your day like this, but we're doing
a segment on our show.
Speaker 10 (42:09):
It's called a second Date Update.
Speaker 7 (42:11):
I'm not sure if you're familiar with that, but one
of our listeners named Patrick has asked us to reach
out to you.
Speaker 22 (42:18):
Oh wow, okay, wow, Like, oh wow, no, not oh wow?
Speaker 10 (42:26):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
Are you surprised to be hearing from Patrick?
Speaker 22 (42:29):
Yeah, I'm surprised. Well, I guess I'm not surprised because
he seemed pretty.
Speaker 19 (42:36):
Desperate.
Speaker 7 (42:38):
Desperate. Oh come on, that's a pretty harsh judgment for
someone that you hung out with for like a day,
day and half.
Speaker 22 (42:47):
Trust me, you'd be saying the same thing if you
knew all the things that he Kenn did.
Speaker 15 (42:51):
What.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
Okay, that's so wild. Like we talked to him, he
seems so mellow.
Speaker 22 (42:58):
Yeah, maybe it's you because he's not in loving you
like he was.
Speaker 7 (43:02):
That's not fair either.
Speaker 10 (43:04):
I was sensing love vibe, but.
Speaker 5 (43:09):
All, he can't be in love with you.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
I mean, he just sounds like he really liked you
and you two finally connected.
Speaker 22 (43:15):
He was behaving as if he loved me.
Speaker 7 (43:18):
Oh what happened to make you say that? Because I
don't think we have the full story, Like we know
that he did a lot.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
And you agreed to go on a five day vacation
with him, which is wild.
Speaker 22 (43:31):
That's the thing. It was just it was a lot,
and yes I agreed to go on this trip, but
there didn't need to be extra pressure on top of it,
and there was okay. How so, so our first night there,
we went to dinner and he was like, I could
totally see myself proposing here. He wasn't talking about me,
but it was like he was waiting for some of
(43:52):
me to be like oh yeah, like well it'd be
so lovely one day, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 19 (43:58):
I was like okay.
Speaker 22 (44:00):
And then the next day we go on the tour
and he introduces me to the guide as, oh, this
is my future wife.
Speaker 8 (44:09):
Oh okay, ding future funny.
Speaker 22 (44:15):
Even if he was kidding, there was a note of kidding,
but it was not enough to.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Like, I mean, he sounds kind of like an earnest
guy who can be a little awkward right when we
talked to.
Speaker 22 (44:30):
Him, No, this isn't beyond Like he then wanted to
stop at the jewelry store and he was like, hey,
let's go check out some like ring.
Speaker 7 (44:38):
Okay, but did you tell him ahead of time that
you're against love and the idea of marrying someone.
Speaker 17 (44:43):
In a beautiful not I'm not against love and marriage
and all those things.
Speaker 22 (44:48):
It's more of a I don't need it on my
firm state, like let's get to know each other.
Speaker 9 (44:53):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
I'm shopping is wild?
Speaker 8 (44:54):
I mean, I mean I was. I was almost engageding.
We still have Maybe it.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
Was a local artisan shop and he was just being
a tourist a necklace.
Speaker 7 (45:05):
Well, we don't have to speculate on like what he
was thinking and where his mind is that because he's
actually on the other line right now waiting.
Speaker 10 (45:12):
To talk to you.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
I know he is.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
Give him a.
Speaker 13 (45:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (45:21):
I'm kind of bummed out that I haven't heard from you.
You haven't returned to any of my calls or messages.
Speaker 22 (45:26):
Wow, like I said it, Really I didn't think it
was a good fit. I didn't think we were handling
the pace and everything and seeing ey to I.
Speaker 3 (45:34):
Was that hard to hear?
Speaker 11 (45:35):
Patrick, Yeah, of course it's hard to hear. I mean,
to be fair, I didn't actually propose. Yeah, we know,
for the ring shop. I feel like you're blowing in
out of proportion a little bit. I was just curious
about your taste. But it's kind of fun to go
into a shop. It could have been a T shirt.
Speaker 15 (45:52):
To or you know.
Speaker 7 (45:53):
And yeah, it.
Speaker 19 (45:56):
Was too much.
Speaker 11 (45:57):
Yeah, I know you're saying it's too much a lot,
but sometimes people just know it's like an instinctual thing
and you just feel it. For my parents, I mean,
it would love at first sight. They fill within the
first few minutes of meeting each other, and they ended
up having four kids very soon after that.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
Okay, page, that's a good timeline to lay out after
what she just said.
Speaker 22 (46:19):
Yeah, and that reminds me of the time. Also, you said, oh,
one day, I hope we can have future kids little asses.
Speaker 11 (46:28):
Wow, Half, isn't that what everybody wants in life? I mean,
I thought that's why we were going on a date
in the first place, is to find love. Really, isn't
that why people.
Speaker 17 (46:42):
We should have known a guy who invites to gir
on a five DA vacation is serious.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
Maybe he could slow it down though, you know, maybe
you could pump the brakes.
Speaker 3 (46:49):
A little bit.
Speaker 11 (46:50):
I could pump the brakes.
Speaker 7 (46:52):
Yeah, yeah, see wow, dude.
Speaker 8 (46:54):
You're never playing hard to get.
Speaker 10 (46:55):
Bro I'm sorry.
Speaker 22 (46:57):
Yeah, I'm skeptical if he's capable of.
Speaker 7 (46:59):
That, if he's able to dial it back, pull back
the reins on the love and just do like one
dinner date with him, no vacation.
Speaker 10 (47:10):
Would you be up for meeting Patrick one more time?
Speaker 11 (47:13):
Lisa? Before you say anything, I just that day you
left me on the bus and when you said you
could never make me happy. I cried when you got
off the bus and I don't normally I'm not a
big cry here, especially in public.
Speaker 15 (47:27):
And it hit me.
Speaker 10 (47:28):
I'm not sure that's usually a romantic selling point.
Speaker 7 (47:30):
But yeah, sounds like your second date is definitely going
to be cash.
Speaker 22 (47:36):
I mean, it seems like a lot of pressure. I
don't know about this.
Speaker 3 (47:40):
Yeah, but sometimes opposites a track.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
He is hopeless romantic and you are more like Alexis.
Speaker 16 (47:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (47:47):
I think she's gonna wake up in bed with a
ring on her finger.
Speaker 7 (47:49):
Yeah, it's up to you, though, Lisa. We're not trying
to pressure you. We're not trying to like force you
to do anything you don't want to do. But we
just think that love is the most important thing in
the entire world, and what the whole purpose that we're
on earth. That being said, would you give him one
more chance?
Speaker 22 (48:07):
I am open to it. It's just I need some
confirmation that will be dialed back, like ninety.
Speaker 11 (48:13):
I've already dialed it back.
Speaker 8 (48:17):
I feel it right now. It's totally I'm not sure.
Speaker 10 (48:19):
I'm sure he likes you anymore, honestly, honestly, did.
Speaker 8 (48:22):
He hang up?
Speaker 9 (48:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (48:25):
Why don't we just talk on the phone for a
while and see where things go from there?
Speaker 7 (48:30):
Reasonable, we can.
Speaker 11 (48:32):
Start, there's yes, let's start start.
Speaker 10 (48:38):
At least you were wrong.
Speaker 7 (48:40):
You can make him happy, definitely.
Speaker 11 (48:43):
She just made me happy with the phone call, for sure.
Speaker 8 (48:46):
Smile.
Speaker 18 (48:48):
Okay, this is happenings looking Jeffrey in the morning, man,
that was a missed opportunity on my part.
Speaker 10 (48:59):
I have apologize to everyone.
Speaker 7 (49:01):
Would you want to do Yeah, because she said that
she agreed to a phone call, why didn't we hang
up and call her back right there? Could have just
knocked it out while we were on the radio. Maybe
got some dirty talking.
Speaker 3 (49:11):
I need to hear anymore.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
I have a feeling that she might not answer the yeah, yeah,
you should.
Speaker 8 (49:16):
Try to get them for an awkward Tuesday something.
Speaker 7 (49:19):
I guess you know. We're gonna let them work it
out on their own because they agreed to talk off
the air, so that's good. Who knows if it's going
to be a true love connection or not. That's going
to be up to them.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
I would like an update from them. Yeah, they end
up talking for a minute. I'd like to hear where
they're at. By the time two months hit, they should
have three kids at released.
Speaker 7 (49:38):
But even if it didn't work out for them lately,
we've had plenty that did and you can hear them
all on our Second Day podcast. They're up online wherever
you get yours, Abrook and Jeffrey. When I say beer bellies,
banjos and big bodied belt buckles, Wow, can anybody guess
what I'm hinting at right here?
Speaker 3 (49:57):
My hometown?
Speaker 7 (49:58):
No, No, I'm not talking about Brooks Family reunion slash
speed dating event. I am describing the biggest country music
tour in the world right now. It's been traveling the country,
going from sold out stadium to sold out stadium featuring
two of the biggest artists in the game, Jelly Roll
(50:19):
and Post Malone.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
If you would have just said face tattoos, we would
have known you're talking about.
Speaker 7 (50:25):
But with the concert that big, we had to send
Jose and Alexis down with a microphone and two giant
jugs of sweet tea to ask the goers a simple question,
what you're doing at Post Malone and Jelly Role. We're
gonna play you that audio right after this. It's Brook
and Jeffrey in the morning. And when you think of
the biggest names in country music or just music in general,
(50:48):
can you get any better than Jelly Roll and Post Malone.
They are touring the country together right now, selling out
stadiums where the tattoos are, vibes are emotional, and at
least three people have already cried into their sixteen dollars beers.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
Oh only sixteen Yeah, It's one of the biggest events
of the whole summer.
Speaker 7 (51:11):
And so when these two legends came to town, we
knew we had to send Jose and Alexis out into
the throngs of thousands to drop the mic and ask
some of the question what you doing at post Malone
and jelly roll?
Speaker 6 (51:24):
What you're doing at post Malone and jelly Roll?
Speaker 25 (51:26):
Well, actually a good story about twenty hours ago. I
was sitting in Whistler in Canada and yeah, a few
wishy excuse him, We said, you know what, let's kind
of postline and in Canada wants obviously from I'm from Australia,
from Sydney. I thought, why not pop down and get
around it?
Speaker 7 (51:41):
Happy to Bay.
Speaker 17 (51:41):
You do you think you're gonna get a lot of
attention here tonight with your accent going around talking.
Speaker 25 (51:46):
To the American Probably not because you always get told brother,
I'm from the UK or Australia and I'm like, I'm
not from the UK, I'm Australian.
Speaker 5 (51:52):
I did think you were from the UK. I'm not
gonna lie say.
Speaker 17 (51:55):
All right, so people think you're Australian British. Could you
fool us as country? Can you you an American country accent?
Please try it this Howdy partner? Whatever's easy for you.
Speaker 25 (52:05):
To say, Howdy partner, how you doing right on?
Speaker 16 (52:07):
Wait?
Speaker 7 (52:08):
That's actually you might fool somebody here.
Speaker 3 (52:11):
Okay, now ask for my number.
Speaker 7 (52:12):
In that and that Hey, darn, how you doing? Can
I get your number? I think I like British more.
Speaker 3 (52:23):
He instantly dropped from an eight to a four, didn't he?
With the American Actually.
Speaker 2 (52:27):
Want to do a new segment though, people from around
the world doing American accents?
Speaker 8 (52:31):
That was so money?
Speaker 3 (52:32):
Do we sound that nasily to?
Speaker 9 (52:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (52:35):
Pretty much? The Actually that one was kind to turn
on for me.
Speaker 10 (52:40):
Okay, let's go to the next cut.
Speaker 2 (52:43):
Fine, what you're doing at the Pulse Malone and Jelly
Roll concert drinking beer?
Speaker 7 (52:49):
I see that you have a huge beer in your handway,
what's your Is that a koozy? What's it saying? Says?
Live music, cold beer and a damn good time? All right,
and now you also have a on your hat. Your
hat says, says dirty boys, redneck racing. Would you consider
yourself a redneck?
Speaker 11 (53:06):
I was a bull rider for a long time, seventeen
years in the army.
Speaker 10 (53:09):
Proud of this, Oh yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2 (53:11):
Okay, So you seem like the stereotypical country boy.
Speaker 7 (53:15):
What makes a country boy country the way alive?
Speaker 20 (53:20):
How you were raised, what you do for a living,
how you treat people?
Speaker 2 (53:24):
Okay, now give me the real answer.
Speaker 10 (53:27):
How much beer you can drink.
Speaker 7 (53:29):
Wait, was that the Australian guy doing the interview again?
It sounded exactly like it is not Joe.
Speaker 3 (53:35):
I was like, wait a minute, I grew up in
the country.
Speaker 1 (53:38):
Those are way too many qualifications.
Speaker 8 (53:42):
Was definitely for the radio and the second answer was
me and him.
Speaker 7 (53:45):
That's the thing about country boys is they do tend
to tell the truth if you ask them a question
two times. Are you married?
Speaker 15 (53:53):
Nah?
Speaker 9 (53:53):
No?
Speaker 7 (53:53):
No, are you sure you're not married?
Speaker 22 (53:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (53:58):
Like have you made out with your cousin?
Speaker 9 (54:00):
No?
Speaker 7 (54:04):
It's what you're doing at Post Malone and Jelly Roll
where we had Jose and Alexis outside the concert right
before the big show to ask all those country fans
a simple question, what you're doing.
Speaker 5 (54:14):
At Post Molon and Jelly Roll.
Speaker 7 (54:15):
Well, we've been to every single concert. We're here just
trying to keep the street going. But we also loved
every single album he puts out.
Speaker 17 (54:23):
Wait, how many concerts does every single concert?
Speaker 7 (54:26):
Which one we start with?
Speaker 5 (54:27):
Were or four this tour?
Speaker 7 (54:32):
And sorry, I mean I got the shirt on.
Speaker 5 (54:34):
Oh yeah you do.
Speaker 17 (54:34):
I should have noticed you guys have been together a
long time.
Speaker 3 (54:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (54:38):
Do you have any advice for a couple dating that
wants to make it to seven years.
Speaker 25 (54:43):
Just trust each other, have fun, have fun, have fun with.
Speaker 8 (54:46):
Each other, fun with you.
Speaker 10 (54:47):
It's like we love each other.
Speaker 17 (54:48):
It's a have you ever gone into an argument in
public somewhere?
Speaker 1 (54:51):
Oh?
Speaker 21 (54:52):
Yeah, I'm like, where usc go?
Speaker 17 (54:54):
What?
Speaker 5 (54:54):
Why?
Speaker 7 (54:54):
Let's go?
Speaker 4 (54:55):
Girl?
Speaker 5 (54:55):
What did you do?
Speaker 7 (54:57):
Did you do? No?
Speaker 9 (54:58):
No?
Speaker 1 (54:59):
It was in the room tissery chicken aisle And he
cuts the he cuts the line for the rotisserie chickens
on a Friday night, and it makes me so up.
Speaker 5 (55:08):
How dare you?
Speaker 7 (55:09):
You gotta get the chicken? You know, you know how
it is. It's a blood bath over there at cost.
Speaker 15 (55:13):
You never wait.
Speaker 5 (55:14):
It's like old people. So it's like even worse.
Speaker 7 (55:18):
But could you imagine the makeup sex after that argument?
Incredible and greasy while you're eating the chicken.
Speaker 5 (55:25):
Man, you can't go wrong with those five.
Speaker 8 (55:28):
I feel like there is from what I've heard, like
a Costco rush out.
Speaker 9 (55:31):
No, there is.
Speaker 8 (55:32):
Friday night is it for?
Speaker 1 (55:36):
If we're going to talk about for the samples, you
don't ever want to go on a Sunday morning. That's
where that's where elbows really get through the cut lines.
Speaker 7 (55:45):
Because that's the secret to a long lasting relationship has
got cut in front of those seniors at Costco to
get that cheap ship.
Speaker 3 (55:52):
Costco is like the Darwin theory or whatever. It's like
only the strongest survivor what you don't.
Speaker 26 (55:57):
Have possible and jelly roll, I just broke up with
my boyfriend. Hold on, he broke up with me and
supt of my best friends.
Speaker 10 (56:04):
So let's hold.
Speaker 7 (56:05):
Up really quick, give me that tea. What was the story?
Speaker 10 (56:08):
As quickly as you can't believe?
Speaker 26 (56:09):
He lived together two years. My best friend supposedly snuck
in his bedroom. She knew whose bedroom that was, and
then they slept together.
Speaker 2 (56:16):
Oh come on, oh I snuck in I accidentally.
Speaker 7 (56:20):
That sounds like a country song. Okay yo, that does?
Speaker 2 (56:23):
Oh my god, Well she's snucking to my room man,
she's she.
Speaker 5 (56:27):
And then she said, whimpo boyfriend.
Speaker 26 (56:30):
And then that girl better hit the rope before I
show her. And then I got my groove on out
them postmon Zone and jelly Row concert.
Speaker 7 (56:41):
Yeah, and then she ends up with the interview guys
the best name.
Speaker 8 (56:48):
Seven seconds of life, id.
Speaker 22 (56:52):
Child.
Speaker 5 (56:52):
After that, she's good, she.
Speaker 8 (56:56):
Was really good.
Speaker 5 (56:57):
I'm actually ready for her elbow.
Speaker 27 (56:59):
Yeahs rebound Battye that was what you're doing at Post
Malone and jelly roll and you can find all of
our content, our second dates, phone taps, and more.
Speaker 7 (57:10):
What you're doing is on our YouTube, Instagram, TikTok all
of it at Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 9 (57:15):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (57:25):
It's Newbie Weak on the show, where all of our
listeners in this game, just like a little fresh flower
are springing up out of the ground for the first time.
They are opening up their petals, feeling the warmth of
the sun. They're brand new, and little do they know it,
they were about to become Brooks lunch.
Speaker 3 (57:48):
Well, you're gonna eat the flowers. That's gonna trample them.
Speaker 7 (57:50):
But sure you like salads though, So let's meet your
future meal.
Speaker 10 (57:55):
His name is Mark.
Speaker 8 (57:57):
Mark.
Speaker 7 (57:58):
How long have you been listening to the show and
why on earth do you want to play Brook?
Speaker 23 (58:02):
Yeah, I've been listening for about a year, and you know,
I've tied Brook a few times. I've even been here
a couple of times, so I feel like, you know,
Newbie Beak is a perfect time for me.
Speaker 7 (58:11):
We'll see what happens here. Brook's gonna leave the studio.
We're gonna get to the game. You got thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know when, you could say pass.
Speaker 10 (58:18):
But you have to beat Brook outright if you want
to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 22 (58:21):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (58:21):
Good luck?
Speaker 7 (58:22):
Your time starts now. Today's chocolate Day. Sonny the cuckoo
bird is the mascot for what serial? In a gymnastics event?
What's the maximum score someone can receive from each judge?
Tent Frodo Baggins is from what book series?
Speaker 9 (58:38):
It?
Speaker 7 (58:38):
Pumis is a type of rock that sinks in water,
true or false, stretching over one four hundred miles in
the ocean. What's the largest living structure on earth? Mixing egg,
yolks and oil makes what you pass on that last one?
Speaker 15 (58:56):
Oh holidays?
Speaker 7 (58:57):
There we go. It's in Brooks coming back into the
studio now and again, welcome to newbie week Mark. Since
you're a brand new player, let's learn a little bit
about you. It says on my screener you work for
the state government in small business assistance. He has to
say that you're a fan of commerce, and you're married
with one kid, and we would love to hear your
(59:18):
child's name, And Brook promises not to judge it, even
though I can see the look on her face. I
will report back to you when you say, okay, go ahead,
what's your kid's name?
Speaker 23 (59:29):
All right? My kid's name is Bergen. It's the second
largest city in.
Speaker 3 (59:34):
Norway, Bergen.
Speaker 7 (59:35):
Say that again, Okay, I can report the Brooks bottom
lip curled, her upper lip twitched, and her nose did
wrinkle at the names.
Speaker 20 (59:44):
Have you?
Speaker 3 (59:44):
Have you gone to Bergen?
Speaker 7 (59:46):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (59:47):
We have.
Speaker 2 (59:47):
Misson me, you didn't go and you hated it, and
you're like, we're gonna name our kid after this garbage
dump city.
Speaker 3 (59:51):
That's better the name of the kid Montana.
Speaker 7 (59:53):
You know, yeah, I mean it's the listening right now, Like, hey,
it would.
Speaker 10 (59:59):
Be nice if you to name all of your kids
after where they were conceived.
Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
I have a cousin named backseat.
Speaker 7 (01:00:06):
All right, Mark, you're gonna sit tight so we can
get Brooks turn in brook You ready, Yep? Your time
starts now. Today is chocolate Day, Sonny. The cuckoo bird
is the mascot for what Cereal brand?
Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
Cuckoo for cocoa puffs.
Speaker 7 (01:00:18):
In a gymnastics event, what's the maximum score someone can
receive from each judge? Nine Frodo Baggins is from what
book series The Hobbit. Pummus is a type of rock
that sinks in water, true or false false, stretching over
one thy four hundred miles in the ocean. What is
the largest living structure on Earth?
Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
The Great Barrier?
Speaker 7 (01:00:41):
Reef mixing egg yolks and oil mix?
Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
What mayonnaise?
Speaker 7 (01:00:45):
All right, that's time to head on over to the
scoreboard to see how you both did with Jose.
Speaker 12 (01:00:51):
Very nice, Mark, I like you.
Speaker 7 (01:00:54):
You got three correct anymore?
Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Pretty good for a new solid that's really good and
brook four crowns.
Speaker 7 (01:01:05):
Wow, just edged you out there, Mark, Sorry about that.
Speaker 10 (01:01:08):
Let's go over the answer for everyone. It's chocolate Day
Sonny the Cuckoo Bird.
Speaker 7 (01:01:12):
He's the mascot for Cocoa Puff cereal. In a gymnastics event,
each judge can give a maximum score of ten.
Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
Yeah, duh. I don't know why I said nine. That
was really stupid.
Speaker 7 (01:01:21):
Frodo Baggins is from the book series Lord of the
Rings The Hobbit.
Speaker 10 (01:01:26):
I don't think has fro Do in it yet, No,
No kind of pree that's.
Speaker 7 (01:01:29):
Pre fro Do. Pummus is the type of rock that
sinks in water. That's false. It floats. It's very light,
stretching over one thy four hundred miles in the ocean.
The Great Barrier Reef would be the largest living structure
on Earth.
Speaker 15 (01:01:42):
Mark.
Speaker 8 (01:01:42):
We did not give you that. You said, the Great
Coral Reef. Is it not living, that's dying.
Speaker 7 (01:01:47):
Parts of it are and mixing egg yolks and oil
that makes mayonnaise. Mark. I'm sorry it was not enough
to beat Brooke today, but just for playing, we are
going to give you a family four pack of tickets
to the Doc mix stuff and Exhibit, Doc McStuffins. The
exhibit is open now at Imagine Children's Museum and Everett.
Assist Halley in the operating room, give check ups in
(01:02:08):
the er, Visit Lammy in the nursery, help Stuffy in
the pet vet, and make them all better and you'll
feel better too. Doc mcstuffin's the exhibit. There you go.
Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Well, you're the first newbie of the week. Do you
have any advice for the future newbies?
Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
Practice practice?
Speaker 8 (01:02:25):
You don't want to like, imagine Brook naked or anything
like that.
Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
I'd like to imagine myself naked.
Speaker 10 (01:02:34):
Come back again soon.
Speaker 7 (01:02:35):
We're going to continue with more wind Brooks Bucks Newbie Week,
same time tomorrow
Speaker 9 (01:02:40):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
Hosts And Creators
Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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