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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We got a full show for you, and I am
so excited to hear today's TikTok click Shock, the brand
new one, because apparently we have found a woman who
came up with the easiest side hustle of all time,
and she makes.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Six figures crazy and it is nothing you've ever heard
of before.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Because of course everybody's first thought is, yeah, it's not that,
it's not that you gotta stick around for that. But
we always love to highlight our favorite favorite comments of
the week because we love that you put the energy
into letting us know what you think of the show.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah, we talk, you got to talk back.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
We read all of them, we just don't read them
all out loud.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yeah yeah, yesod.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
So Alexis picks yours. I don't want those ones. She's
uncomfortable with company. Yeah, I just meant not going to
read that one. Hey, I'll go read the comments. Yeah,
we got this one. See the kid, VA said.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
My wife and I listened to the show every day
throughout the house on our four Alexa devices.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
He's a happy and long marriage because they're in separate rooms. Yeah, yeah,
it's really funny.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
All right, Hey, thank you so much, and we're going
to start the show right now.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Remember a couple of years ago when we thought work
life balance was gonna be a thing.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Good time, Like We're gonna work from home and it's
gonna be great.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Yeah, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
We even did segments about the cool job perks that
companies were offering, like sleep pods and video game rooms
and double decker ping punk tables.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
They convinced us they cared about our mental health.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Yeah, good news.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
That whole idea of work life balance is over because now,
according to the Wall Street Journal, there's a new trend
in job listings where employers are just outright saying they
do not offer any balance whatsoever, just a massive load
of work to be done.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I think we could keep think of some companies out there.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
It's nice that they're being honest.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Now the specific wording that they could be a little
bit creative, like the post might say, we're looking for
someone who can keep up with an unrelenting pace of business.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Unrelenting sounds more digestible that way.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Should it just be like slightly relenting?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Can we just not like, how are they not saying
maybe we're running our business wrong?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
If that's the workload it.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Requirescuse that doesn't drive profits. Broken normal staff. They also say,
we want someone who's eager to be in the office
as much as possible.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
What time for free?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Are they getting people to apply for these jobs?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Yeah, people are desperate to get employed now. And one
after a healthcare company literally said, quote, if you're looking
for work life balance, this isn't it.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
So basically they're cutting the fluff talk and bs and
they're just straight up telling you get ready to grind
until you die.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
It's not great news, but it is true.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
And experts say, with people so desperate to find good
paying work now, the pendulum has officially swung and companies
are back in control again.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I will grab the pendulum, bring it back, bring it
back to our size.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
That's the company pendulum, Brook, You can't.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
This whole thing puts me at ease for sure. And now,
in the name of work life balance, let's do the
shot collar.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Question of the day.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Every company should offer to electrocute their employees when they
answer trivia questions wrong, Jake, don't you agree?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
No?
Speaker 6 (03:31):
That would count as healthcare?
Speaker 7 (03:33):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Fair, fair, well, it's.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
National Pina Colada Day. Everybody, Ye I bet you to
know it's Puerto Rico's national drink. I actually that it
was created by a bartender in San Juan in nineteen
fifty four, combining white rum, coconut cream and pineapple juice
to capture the flavors of the tropics.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Dude, I want to drink one right now.
Speaker 8 (03:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Plus, if you drink more than three, it actually feels
like you're there.
Speaker 9 (03:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
So to officially celebrate this incredibly intoxicating beverage, We're doing
a special real or fake tropical drink edition.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Of what the twenty of twenty?
Speaker 6 (04:13):
Interesting Jake, you say a number one through twenty, I'll
tell you the name and ingredients of a vacation libation.
You just have to tell me is that a real
tropical drink or a fake?
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Got a lot of world travelers in here, so.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I'm taking notes. I'm getting recipes down.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
We'll start with the woman who has had a lot
of different vacation drinks at her time. That's Alexis seven
under seven. Alexis your tropical drink features banana licure, whipped cream,
and the kind of foam you usually see on a
car wash ad. It's called the slippery flip flop. Is
that a real tropical drink? Or did I make it up?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Sounds like a fun shot, it does?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
And slippery nipples a thing?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah? Why not a shot?
Speaker 7 (05:00):
People?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Well know what I mean? On the radio? Can I sing?
Speaker 5 (05:02):
That's already been said multiple times at this point a couple.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
More times saying we all have them.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
There we do not?
Speaker 6 (05:09):
Ashton, Yeah, I mean I wish you the accident.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
We're on a sample of it in here, Jake, because
I think it's real.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
Alexis says the slippery flip flop, that's a real drink.
It does sound like something invented a senior frogs.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
That where they shake your head and then they blow
a whistle.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Totally.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
Ever since CT they got rid of that. Brook seven
is off the board.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Go me go, yeah, Brook, everybody, you go.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
You have a number brooke er everywhere.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
Alright, let's get advisors out everyone.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
If you have a caretaker or something, we can.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Call morning there. Off to the Brook.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Your tropical drink is served in a out pineapple and
it contains three kinds of rum, a glowstick, and a
warning label. It's called the shark Bite Surprise. It was
created in the FLOORA keys is that a real tropical drink?
Or did I make up the shark bite surprise?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Oh man, you like in Florida, We would just crack
open that glowstick and pour it in too.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I'm gonna go real.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
Yeah, it says the shark bite surprise is real. No sharks,
no surprise.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
When are you opening your beach like Cabana?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
We would buy all your drinks.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
That would be too much work life balance. We can't
have that, Jose. Seven to three are off the board. Twelve, Jose,
Your tropical drink comes in a neon green cup shaped
like a bird, made with coconut rum and pineapple juice.
Add on some questionable choices, and you have a tipsy parrot.
Is that a real tropical drink? Or did I make
that out?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
That sounds so perfect. It sounds like something you buy
like Margaritaville.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Dude, And the tipsy parrot should be a bart.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Yeah, and then you can keep the.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Beau paid like fifty dollars.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
And be careful if you have too much.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
The tipsy parrot goes to like super drunk parrot and
then starts saying, sloppy parrot.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Learn it.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
We don't know.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
I'm gonna say this is true, Jose says, the tipsy
Parrot's real. You have real good It's served the beach
bars across the Caribbean's half drink, half souvenir. You do
get to keep the bird.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Yeah, remember that one tipsy parrots.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Jeffywhere down to you? You get this wrong? And Jose's
winning today's edition of plenty of twenty eighteen. Your tropical
drink was invented after someone missed their flight. Includes dark
rum bitters and just a splash of rage. Actually it's
lime juice. It's called the Lost Luggage? Is that a
real drinker? Did I make that up?
Speaker 4 (07:48):
So this is such a great idea, because nothing is
worse than getting stuck at the airport, missing your flight
or anything like that. The only thing that would make
you feel better is a joke named alcoholic beverage.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
There's no mixer in it. It's just straight outcome.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
That's exactly what you need in that moment.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
I'm gonna say that's a real drink, jeff He says,
lost Luggage is real.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
You got it, Jeffrey, You'll fight it at some resort bars.
The drink is real, but so is the emotional baggage,
and that means the boys have one Today's initition up
plenty of twenty.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
I think Brook's not in the best mental space to
be doing the songs right now.
Speaker 10 (08:30):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Let's give it to Alexis.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
You do a slob on yourself and.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
You get out of it, and Alexis, you're gonna be
singing the Pina Colada song, So go for it.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
If you like peanut Colas, you get caught in the rain.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
We all need a tipsy. That was your shot collar
question of the day. We got your phone tap coming
up right.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
After this freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
If you knew where buried treasure was located but it
didn't belong to you, would you still go dig it
up and take it?
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Alexis?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I mean I might pay someone to dig it for me.
Speaker 11 (09:10):
I don't want to get dirty endorsing Sefto.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Good work, Alexis.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
I never liked her.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Shame she paid me and steal it from her.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Yeah, that was the moral the level one of our
listeners had.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
And maybe you can assume which route she went in
because she's chosen to hide her identity from the world.
In a brand new mass speaker okay, you're not gonna
believe what the treasure was and who she took it from.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Coming up at seven ten, you don't hear me confession,
I can't take better earl arms mouse speak.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
We got a text into seven eight five nine two
that says I used to work in the promo department
of your radio station over a decade ago. Really, and
I isn't a fan of Brook, so one time when
she was headed to an event, I gave her directions
the wrong way just to mess with her. She thought
I was an idiot, but I did it on purpose
and just played that I was.
Speaker 12 (10:14):
I have never thought any of the promo kids were idiots.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
I don't feel bad. I'm sure everybody working here likes
you now.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Like me. You don't know. I like myself.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
I'm good everybody else.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
If you have something that you'd like to confess to,
you can do it here on the mass speaker. And
one of our listeners is ready to come clean about something.
Her name that she's chosen for herself is Valerie.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Valerie. Are you also an ex employee who didn't get
along with Brook?
Speaker 13 (10:49):
Hey?
Speaker 14 (10:50):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Okay, shucks, Valerie had history.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
I want another one of those stories. But welcome to
the show. Voice Changer is on. You are now the
mass speaker, Valor. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 14 (11:02):
All right, here we go. Growing up, my younger brother
collected Pokemon cards and cool.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Well not in the time. I bet, I bet no
one thought he was cool at the time. I know,
but now it's.
Speaker 12 (11:15):
Cool so much money now, it's crazy.
Speaker 14 (11:19):
That's funny saying that, because about a year ago he
called me and he's back at our parents' house and
he's looking for those cards and I'm like, I don't know,
why do you even care? And Nat whan he tells
me they're worth a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. My husband's one of his buddies.
Speaker 12 (11:38):
That's all he does is he's like, sells and trades
Pokemon cards. Really well, it's a side hustle right now,
but it's about to be a living.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
He's seriously making that much money doing it.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
Friends, it sounds.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Me and my husband very cool people.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
Okay, did you know where they were?
Speaker 7 (11:57):
Now?
Speaker 14 (11:58):
Well, few months went by and I so happened to
be in our parents house and I'm sitting here and
I'm like, wait a minute. He had to build a
time capsule when we were little for school, and he
put most of his cards in that time capsule, and
I'm like, I wonder if it's still there.
Speaker 12 (12:16):
Okay, so this is something you remembered, but your brother
had not remembered, right.
Speaker 14 (12:21):
And I was he wasn't at our parents house. He
had been visiting before, and.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
At this point it was just me, right, okay.
Speaker 14 (12:27):
So I did go and check and dug it up,
and you guys buried in the box, and yes, buy
a tree in the backyard.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
Later in the attic. Yeah, I just thought thought digging
felt like a lot of work you didn't.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Want to get. He didn't have any higher help pool in.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
The backyard pool.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
He's like, I build an actual you dig it up?
Speaker 14 (13:01):
I did, and yes, it is a lot of freaking work,
I'll tell you.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
Okay.
Speaker 12 (13:05):
Were the cards in good condition? I would assume they're
just like wrecked right.
Speaker 14 (13:09):
Like we It wasn't too bad because he put it
like there was plastic in tin.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
I mean, okay, smart enough.
Speaker 14 (13:16):
Yeah, anyway, I took them to one of those game shops.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Oh shoot, you didn't tell them.
Speaker 14 (13:23):
I wanted to make sure he wasn't gonna get duke,
and so I just went and the guy tells me
most of them were pretty worthless.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Okay, yeah, it's only like the holographics and certain graded ones.
Speaker 7 (13:34):
Right.
Speaker 14 (13:35):
Well, there was this weird chat thing creature thing one
and he said, this one, though, is worth forty thousands.
Speaker 7 (13:44):
Ho what.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (13:48):
It's got a big tail?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Is it in good condition?
Speaker 11 (13:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (13:51):
He was impressed, and I was like, no way. I
mean like, I was like, you gotta be kidding you two.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
That's its name?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
You two?
Speaker 5 (13:58):
You said forty thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Yeah, And then.
Speaker 14 (14:02):
I got to an appraiser and the appraiser was like, no,
dude at game shops, not right, it's not forty thousand,
it's sixty five thousand.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Do you get that thing graded?
Speaker 4 (14:18):
And so then you told your brother, Hey, I found
your sixty five thousand dollars cap card, cap card whatever
it was.
Speaker 13 (14:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (14:25):
Sure, Oh here's my confession. Oh no, okay, okay, uh.
I finished my renovations with my kitchen.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
But you sold it.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Where is money?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
You sold it and didn't tell him?
Speaker 14 (14:39):
No, I did not tell him.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Oh wait, hold on, hold on, let's just you didn't
take like ten grand.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Do the renovations and give him the rest like you
kept it all.
Speaker 14 (14:50):
I mean he would have spent it on like samuraized swords.
Guys like, oh my, guys.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
She's the one who remembered where it was and actually
dug it up.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
He had no clue, your terrible sister.
Speaker 11 (15:10):
I do feel bad, this is what sister.
Speaker 7 (15:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (15:16):
Wow, like any time in it.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Dinner in my new gas range?
Speaker 7 (15:26):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (15:29):
When did you get a wood fired pizza up?
Speaker 5 (15:33):
Text into seven eighty five night too?
Speaker 4 (15:35):
If you have a confession you've been holding on to,
we'll hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you
the next mass speaker.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
Got your phone tap coming up?
Speaker 7 (15:42):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
For a man, getting your first colonoscopy is either the
most terrifying or thrilling experience of your life, especially when
it's performed by a non medical professional. Oh my, but
that's my personal experience. And I digress, because today we
call one dude who's scheduled.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
To have his area inspected for the first time. A
lucky guy and his wife told us.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
He's very nervous about it, but he's about to get
a whole lot more nervous when he hears what the
doctor has planned. It's in your phone tap right now
twenty twenty.
Speaker 7 (16:22):
Hello.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
Hi, this is Adrian calling from doctor's office. Is this Matthew?
It is him, Matthew.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
So I'm just confirming your appointment. You're having a colon
oscun be done with us tomorrow at three pm.
Speaker 9 (16:36):
That's correct, Yes, great?
Speaker 5 (16:38):
Okay. Oh and I see on your profile here that
you're an organ donor.
Speaker 9 (16:42):
Uh yeah, okay, Actually my wife encouraged me to change that.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Excellent. So yeah, I just want to tell you a
few things about the procedure. You know, the anesthesiologist will
be putting you under beforehand, right yep. And in the
event of any unforeseen complications, we'll make sure that your
organs go to someone who really needs them.
Speaker 15 (17:02):
Wait do things really go bad?
Speaker 11 (17:06):
Wait?
Speaker 5 (17:06):
No, I mean not usually.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
It's just that with any procedure we always tell the patients,
you know, just in case the worst happens. This is
what we're gonna do. So anyway, while you're under, are
there any non essential organs that you don't want to
part with?
Speaker 7 (17:21):
What?
Speaker 13 (17:22):
No?
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Any like, any organs that you wouldn't miss right now
that we could just.
Speaker 15 (17:29):
No, I think i'd miss all of them.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
Are you sure?
Speaker 15 (17:33):
H yeah, I'm just coming in for a routine colonoscopy.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Well yeah, but I'm just saying a lot of people
think that you need to wait until you're dead to
donate your organs. But that's not the case anymore. Wait
through the advancements that they've made in science. It's crazy.
I could take out two or three things right now
and you.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Wouldn't miss them.
Speaker 15 (17:50):
Are you joking right now?
Speaker 5 (17:52):
No, it's incredible. I mean technology has come so far.
Speaker 15 (17:56):
Well, I mean, hooray for medical science. I no, I
don't take anything out of my body.
Speaker 10 (18:03):
All right.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Well, so if this is about the money, don't worry, Okay,
you'll be compensated.
Speaker 15 (18:08):
This is not about the money this year, because I'm.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Looking at the price list right here, and we could
probably give you thirty seven hundred for a spleen.
Speaker 6 (18:16):
I don't care.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
You know what those are really hot right now? Everybody's
buying spleens up.
Speaker 6 (18:21):
I like my sleeen.
Speaker 15 (18:22):
Where it is that's trying to harvest me?
Speaker 4 (18:24):
Oh okay, now I think I see what it is
in your head. You're thinking, Oh, like I'm going to
be in a New Orleans bathtub unconscious. Then some weirdo
is going to come and take out my kidneys. Yeah,
that's not how we do it. We're very professional about it.
Don't you know our bathtubs are bigger?
Speaker 13 (18:41):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 6 (18:43):
Don't you know what?
Speaker 15 (18:44):
I'm very uncomfortable with this. You're basically trying to get
me to donate an organ to you, and you're not
taking no for an answer.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
No, I'm asking a registered organ donor to do what
he promised and donate one of his organs.
Speaker 15 (18:57):
I thought it was being nice and trying to help society,
but now you're just be like, no, I have to
do this right now.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
I don't even mentioned the six year old girl that
could really use an appendix right now to save her life.
Speaker 5 (19:07):
That would be guilt tripping.
Speaker 15 (19:08):
You actually don't have one, and I'm not doing it.
Actually don't have an appendix. I almost take it out
when I was a kid, so haha, too bad.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
See. And if you were a registered organ donor, you
would have been paid for that.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
Whatever.
Speaker 15 (19:17):
You know what, none of this is making any sense,
and I'd like to cancel my appointment please.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
I'm just saying, maybe we take a small piece of
your kidney and then we can donate it to a
local university. They could do some research. You won't even notice,
at least till you're fifty sixty years old.
Speaker 15 (19:32):
See you're saying it would effect me later on. I
don't I don't like them.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
No, dude, A lot of people don't even make it
to sixty, so it might not even.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
Be an issue.
Speaker 15 (19:41):
I plant up being a lot older than sixty. I
don't like this. I am hanging up. Take my name off. Okay,
well tomorrow, I'm not coming in.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Your wife, Vanessa said there's one organ in particular that
you never use, so can we at least take that one?
Speaker 16 (19:54):
Wait?
Speaker 15 (19:54):
Wait, why don't you speak about wife?
Speaker 4 (19:56):
I spoke to her after she emailed me to do
this prank call on you, because see, I'm not actually
with the doctor's office. I actually work on a radio
show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 15 (20:05):
Are you kidding?
Speaker 5 (20:08):
You can relax?
Speaker 4 (20:08):
I talked to her and she said she convinced you
to become an organ donor, and said you're feeling a
little bit hesitant about it.
Speaker 15 (20:15):
That was my greatest fear.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Dude, you seem pretty bent out of shape about the
donating the organ stuff. You didn't really blink when I
mentioned your wife Vanessa in that particular organ Wait what.
Speaker 6 (20:28):
Wait?
Speaker 15 (20:28):
Wait what did she say?
Speaker 5 (20:30):
She said, there's one Morgan in particular that you never use.
Speaker 15 (20:34):
Uh, no comment.
Speaker 6 (20:35):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (20:38):
Week of every morning was Fu Tabs weekday mornings on
the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
For the last few months, we've been trying a radio
knockoff version of the Netflix.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
Show Love Is Blind. Yeah, well today it's happening again.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
But this time there's a twist, and I promise you
the contestants never saw it coming, even with Brooks Sherlock
Holmes magnifying glasses strapped onto her face.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
Even she couldn't see this coming.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
I just get twenty twenty vision with them. They don't
magnify anything for me.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
You're gonna be just as shocked when you hear it
in a brand new Blind Love Is It's happening next.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
Netflix says the show Love is Blind.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Ah, but we have our own edition called blind Love Is.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
I did like one person reason one of our listeners
did text in the suggestion love has glaucoma.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
Oh see, very well, yeah, we'll consider it, but for now,
it's blind. Love is okay a few times before with
the same premise as love is blind. Two people who've
never met before can't see each other. They just talk
to see if a romantic connection sparks out of nowhere.
And I want to go around the room real quick.
Thumbs up, thumbs down, thumbs medium for this segment, alexis
(21:58):
where your thumbs I like.
Speaker 7 (21:59):
This met Okay.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
It was three options and you didn't show any of them. Okay.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Thumbs up is the translation, Brook, we're your thumbs.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
One up, one down. You know, I feel like we've
had some good couples.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
Of That's what the thumbs medium was for.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Can okay side.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
I regret this whole rating system.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Sorry about the lady.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Keep it easy for me, he say, wear your thumbs
thumbs up, buddy, thank you.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
Wow, that was so difficult.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Ladies said, I didn't want to do thumbs.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
Up okay, and played by the rules. Well, two people
both okay, I'm not going to where.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Yeah, we have two brand new people on the phone
right now. Their names are Christina and Gabriel, and they
both called in for second dates that we couldn't do
for one reason or another. But they were up for
trying this with us, since they're both single and other
than the last time, where we hear a lot of
small talk for five straight minutes. We've asked them to
do a little bit.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Of homework, wait on each other.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
No, no, no, just to.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
Be creative with the questions that they want to ask
to each other.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Prepare.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
They've come prepared, and I can't wait to see how
it goes. Let's just step back right now and put
them on. Remember, yeah, we need quiet in the room.
We could talk about it after, but right now, it's
their moment, their show their thumbs. Here we go, Christina,
you can say hi to Gabriel and then we're going
to step back.
Speaker 11 (23:24):
Hi, Gabe, Hey, Hello, how are you? I'm good?
Speaker 10 (23:30):
How are you?
Speaker 7 (23:33):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (23:33):
You know, pretty good. I'm just happy to get a
chance to speak what okay to speak Yeah, to get
a chance to you know, maybe get to know anymore
or at all.
Speaker 11 (23:51):
Hi. Are you ready for some questions?
Speaker 7 (23:54):
Uh?
Speaker 15 (23:54):
Yeah, I am okay.
Speaker 11 (23:57):
So first question, if you were an animal, what animal
would you kiss?
Speaker 12 (24:03):
Like?
Speaker 9 (24:09):
What animal would I kiss like? My last girlfriend said
that I had kind of like a longer tongue, so
like maybe a like a giraffe.
Speaker 13 (24:24):
Oh okay, then I mean not like you know, not
like I'm like grabbing food from a tree, but like
I would be supportive in the act of kissing.
Speaker 11 (24:37):
Oh, I did not expect that.
Speaker 9 (24:41):
Can I ask you what animal you would kiss?
Speaker 11 (24:45):
Like? Okay, let me think because I know I asked you,
but I didn't actually think of what I would say.
Probably a chicken, And I know that sounds bad, but
chickens they just pack and they don't have lips. So yeah,
(25:08):
so you did you have lips though?
Speaker 9 (25:10):
Right?
Speaker 11 (25:11):
I mean I have lips, They're just really thin like
highly Jenner pre fillers.
Speaker 13 (25:18):
Does that make.
Speaker 9 (25:22):
I mean, I think pretty much as long as you
have you know, if there's if there's a target, you
know there, I think I think we're good.
Speaker 10 (25:29):
I mean my.
Speaker 9 (25:29):
Giraffe situation, you know, I feel like I'd be able
to land a kiss on a chicken.
Speaker 11 (25:33):
If that Okay, yeah makes sense.
Speaker 9 (25:39):
Can I ask you my question?
Speaker 11 (25:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (25:43):
Okay, So my question is a little bit more specific,
but it was, what's your favorite episode of Fraggle Rock.
Speaker 11 (25:56):
I don't know what that is?
Speaker 13 (25:57):
Is that on Netflix?
Speaker 9 (26:00):
H Oh, you don't know what Fragle Rock? Okay, No,
it's you know the Muppets, right, Fraggle and Oober the
m M Now I.
Speaker 11 (26:12):
Know the Muppets. Yeah, like the cartoon exactly.
Speaker 9 (26:16):
This is like parallel to that, but it was. Uh.
I was gonna show you some of the episodes because
they were pretty pretty, pretty unique.
Speaker 11 (26:27):
Okay, all right, So when was the last time that
you cried?
Speaker 7 (26:33):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (26:35):
Oh, that kind of makes me think.
Speaker 17 (26:43):
One was last night.
Speaker 9 (26:44):
I cried, probably when they said that Fraggle Rock was ending.
Speaker 11 (26:51):
Wow, you must have really liked that shell.
Speaker 9 (26:56):
What about you? Is there something that made you.
Speaker 7 (27:00):
Sweep? So?
Speaker 11 (27:04):
Actually, the last time was during COVID M. So I
ran out of the toilet paper. It was a frustrating time.
It's just not good.
Speaker 9 (27:17):
Probably a bad time to be crying, right because you
don't even have the toilet paper.
Speaker 11 (27:23):
Well, I mean like tears, here's you could wipe on
like your shirt, but not other things.
Speaker 10 (27:28):
Doesn't make fun.
Speaker 13 (27:30):
Yeah, I would grab my p but can't try on
their areas.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
This is the perfect time for us to step in.
Let's let's on that note. Can we put them both
on hold for a second?
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Yeah, lowering, I love the prepared questions.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
I mean, let's be honest, we we asked them to
be creative, and they went for it.
Speaker 5 (27:51):
Let's give them some credit for that.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
The two questions she came up with are what annimal
do you kiss like?
Speaker 2 (27:57):
And when was the last him you cried?
Speaker 4 (27:59):
Like? Those are very Yeah, and she's cutting right to
the core of who he is as a person, like
where are his emotions at?
Speaker 5 (28:06):
How is he romantically creating?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
I think they're kind of cute.
Speaker 5 (28:09):
Now you can't get the picture of a giraffe making
out with a chicken.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Long tongue and kissing someone with no leg Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
And I appreciate that she was confident about her thin lips.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
Still, she owns it.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
So this is a tough one because I'd say the
few couples that we've had on before this may have
had a little more chemistry.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Okay, that's what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
But the questions are so good.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
I feel like he started off really nervous and he's
starting to warm up by the end.
Speaker 5 (28:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
I'm not one hundred percent sure. I'm on the fence
about it. Text in seven eighty five nine two. If
you think Christina and Gabriel should continue their conversation or
do you think we should move on to another potential
couple that we have lined up on the lines, too, so.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
We just dump them both.
Speaker 5 (28:53):
We could do it dirty.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
Like that text in seven eighty five nine to you
the word keep if you want to hear more, or
next if you think we should move on. We'll find
out when we come back for more Blind Love Is.
Right after this, we're in the middle of another heart
pounding edition of Blind Love Is. We just asked the
listeners if they want to hear more from Christina and Gabriel,
(29:15):
and on the text board at seventy five nine to two,
almost seventy percent said nope.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Next, we're just.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Getting awkward enough to be entertaining getting the entire thing.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
Apparently, the listeners have heard enough about giraffe chicken makeouts
were here and you got to go with the vibe
on these. So we've officially ditched Christina and Gabriel and
we have a brand new couple ready to meet for
the very first time on our show.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
It's happening so fast, Jeffrey.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
People want to be blinded by love apparently, But before
we get to them, here's the new twisty. Instead of
the usual four minutes to chat with each other, to
get to know one another. They're only going to have
three because at the very end we're adding a new
feature called serenade.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Escapade, Oh, are they going to sing to each other?
Tell me they're singing to each other.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
That means after they get to know you part, our
two listeners will romantically sing to one another.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
I love you for this. I know that you came
up with this part.
Speaker 5 (30:18):
I'm not serenading you, broke. Okay, I want to make
that very clear.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Okay, you do that every Friday.
Speaker 4 (30:24):
Already, whatever song the two listeners want to sing to
try and build an even stronger connection.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
I honestly I love that karaoke.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
So this is this is a good karaoke.
Speaker 4 (30:35):
It's a win win, and it shows that you're fun.
You're willing to put yourself out there, be vulnerable. It
doesn't matter if you're not a great singer.
Speaker 5 (30:42):
This isn't the voice.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
Yeah, we're not looking for amazing vocalists, just people willing
to risk it for love.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Already, Alexis wants to crawl under the table.
Speaker 7 (30:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
I actually hope one of them is worse than me.
I think may feel.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
You could do the backup vocals for one of them
while they sing. But we have two new people. Their
names are April and Polly, and once again, I'm going
to open the phone lines for them. We're going to
back away, not say anything, let them meet and find
out if blind truly love is I hate?
Speaker 5 (31:10):
All right, Not for you, it's for them. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
So Polly and April, you two can say hi to
each other and then we're gonna step away, all right,
go ahead, Hi, Polly?
Speaker 7 (31:23):
Hello?
Speaker 17 (31:23):
Yeah, hey, yes, I'm holding.
Speaker 7 (31:31):
All right.
Speaker 13 (31:32):
Hey Polly you there?
Speaker 9 (31:34):
Oh hey, hey, how are you all right?
Speaker 12 (31:37):
Hey?
Speaker 13 (31:38):
How's it going?
Speaker 16 (31:39):
Sorry?
Speaker 17 (31:40):
Just one second?
Speaker 13 (31:41):
Okay?
Speaker 8 (31:42):
Uh huh okay, Hey, I was just trying to I'm sorry. Hey,
I was buying some shoes on Amazon. My car got
declined for some reason. Because I'm on the customer chat
trying to work it.
Speaker 5 (31:56):
Out, focus on the segment.
Speaker 8 (31:59):
Oh okay, So I just come on the line right
now and I've been waiting a little bit.
Speaker 17 (32:04):
How are you though, how's things?
Speaker 10 (32:05):
What's up?
Speaker 11 (32:06):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (32:06):
Geez, I'm good. I mean that sucks your your car
got declined.
Speaker 13 (32:12):
I think like it.
Speaker 11 (32:13):
There's a chat though, and like kind of get to
know each other.
Speaker 16 (32:17):
Yeah, yes, yeah, it's just hard to get them on
otherwise I never do this, but I I yeah, let's
talk about it.
Speaker 11 (32:30):
Let's talk.
Speaker 9 (32:33):
Okay.
Speaker 10 (32:33):
Well this is like kind of distracting a little.
Speaker 11 (32:37):
Bit, but okay, So Polly, what do.
Speaker 10 (32:41):
You love to do for fun?
Speaker 18 (32:45):
You know?
Speaker 17 (32:46):
I like uh, I like sports and uh.
Speaker 9 (32:50):
I like, come on kidding me. Uh, I'm sorry, what
did you say this?
Speaker 13 (33:02):
I was asking, like, what you like?
Speaker 17 (33:04):
See service person? Just he's asked, Oh wait, they keep
asking if I have another card.
Speaker 8 (33:08):
I could use.
Speaker 17 (33:08):
I don't know what.
Speaker 16 (33:09):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 9 (33:10):
They keep trying to interrupt me while I'm talking to you.
Speaker 10 (33:12):
Uh okay, it's just good timing.
Speaker 13 (33:16):
Uh okay.
Speaker 10 (33:18):
Well, my my question is if so if you could
travel anywhere in the link of an eye, where would
you go?
Speaker 7 (33:26):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (33:28):
Where is Amazon's headquarters? Because maybe if I go there,
I get straighten the south past and all them.
Speaker 11 (33:39):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (33:40):
Well, I mean for me, it'd probably be Bora, Bora.
I just I've always wanted to go there, and I've
never seen such blue waters.
Speaker 8 (33:53):
Other cars declined to It's just.
Speaker 10 (33:59):
I'll get it, Polly, Okay, Like I feel like you're
not real key into this operator station.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
Oh and look at that right in the middle of
this romantic conversation.
Speaker 5 (34:14):
It is time for our serenade. Escapade.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
That was only three minutes, but it felt like, oh hold.
Speaker 5 (34:21):
On, it might get better with the singing.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
Are you still doing the singing?
Speaker 5 (34:25):
Don't bring the mood down, Brook.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
We're at a very romantic point in the conversation, April.
Why don't you start us off with a romantic song
for Polly.
Speaker 5 (34:37):
I want to make sure he finishes what he has
to do.
Speaker 18 (34:38):
So, oh my gosh, I have like so I had
my songs picked out, but I mean this is kind
of like I picked it out before this conversation happened,
where we kind of worse still.
Speaker 5 (34:54):
With what's in your heart? Go ahead, he said, all.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Just let her sing.
Speaker 10 (35:03):
Pollie, okay, baby, come down, Come down girl.
Speaker 13 (35:11):
That your body eat.
Speaker 10 (35:12):
From a hop or lockdown or lockdown? Oh, lockdown girl?
You sweet like Fanta, Oh Fanta. If I tell you
say I love you, no, no, tell me no no no.
Whoa whoa, whoa whoa?
Speaker 5 (35:29):
Very nice, well done, we got it. I can't imagine
what you're feeling right now.
Speaker 9 (35:43):
Older.
Speaker 5 (35:50):
I hate Paullie.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
We're running out of time here. We need you to
serenade April for us Why did you just need fifteen
seconds of you singing your your best.
Speaker 5 (36:03):
Love song for April?
Speaker 4 (36:04):
Go ahead, Okay, I'm feeling the connection already, but let's
really drive.
Speaker 5 (36:08):
It home right what I want?
Speaker 17 (36:11):
You got in behind the candle?
Speaker 7 (36:14):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (36:15):
Playing the firms candle?
Speaker 7 (36:17):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (36:17):
Candasya?
Speaker 5 (36:22):
Yeah, April, your knees as weak as I think.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
Yourself.
Speaker 11 (36:33):
I mean there, I'm I have the giggle for her.
Speaker 5 (36:38):
Oh she's got butterflies right now?
Speaker 3 (36:40):
This is strong games. He still got her smiling.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Yeah, she's not laughing before she's interested. There's no way, April.
Speaker 18 (36:47):
I didn't get anything about you except that you like sports,
and I guess your cards are declining?
Speaker 1 (36:52):
It not good?
Speaker 5 (36:54):
Is there anything else? Is there anything else you would
like to say to April before our time is up here?
Speaker 17 (37:00):
But yeah, so they actually declined my other cards and
they saved the problem in their system because I know
it's not mine. Uh anyway, you don't you don't have
faith Pal, do you? Because I could maybe use your
PayPal and pay you back?
Speaker 9 (37:16):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (37:19):
Hell no?
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Are you sorry me to answer for you?
Speaker 7 (37:22):
April? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (37:23):
Definitely no, you can't have my PayPal?
Speaker 5 (37:26):
Are you sure?
Speaker 8 (37:27):
I can't wait to get together that's really nice.
Speaker 9 (37:29):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (37:31):
No, I'm really glad that we went with a second couple.
I really think this proved once and for all really
blind love is.
Speaker 5 (37:43):
It's not.
Speaker 4 (37:44):
Let the listeners decide. Test into seven eighty five, nine
too and still one time. How hot was that conversation?
It's Broke and Jeffrey in the.
Speaker 7 (37:51):
Morning, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
The new mother daughter bonding activity that I'm curious if
Brook's gonna get on board with. It's very controversial, but
Brooks have never shied away from controversy before. Plus people
are calling it the ultimate side hustle. That's making one
woman six figures whoa and nobody can believe that people.
Speaker 5 (38:17):
Haven't thought of it before. Ye, you're gonna hear about
those and more coming up in a brand.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
New TikTok click shot.
Speaker 5 (38:25):
We're gonna do it right now.
Speaker 4 (38:28):
Jure McDonald's just made the huge announcement after fifty long years,
they're finally releasing their new one of a kind sandwich,
the mick.
Speaker 5 (38:38):
Woo TikTok click shot, and they're also releasing a spicy
egg McMuffin two. That's the second.
Speaker 7 (38:47):
Up.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
Jem not as hyped as the MC TikTok Click Shot,
where we discussed the biggest TikTok videos from the past week.
So let's get right to your first TikTok click shock,
which is from an influencer in New Jersey. Her name's
Noel La Palomento. She's got two point six million followers,
and she stirred up a lot of controversy recently, all
(39:09):
because of her seven year old daughter, Giata. Oh So,
mom posted a video about what they'd be doing together
on their daytime excursion the other day.
Speaker 5 (39:19):
Okay, it got eighteen million views. Whoa, So here it is.
Speaker 11 (39:24):
I'm going to spray tan with Thostiata is gonna get
her first ever sprytan today.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
From her ant so mind your business.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
It's just sugar and water.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Sugar and water.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
I can see she's getting her seven year old a
spray tand first sea.
Speaker 4 (39:42):
So I'll show you a before and after picture of
her seven year old daughter before and after her spray tan.
Speaker 9 (39:48):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
We're starting the complex.
Speaker 5 (39:49):
There's the photo.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
I don't know if we should post this on the
Brook and Jeffrey inst to stories, but.
Speaker 5 (39:53):
We might toss it up there.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
They don't know that's a lot.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
As you could imagine. Their responses came flooding in. One
shocked commenter said, when I was seven, I didn't even
know what a spraytan was.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Yeah, I know, but it's so interesting.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Like elementary school kids now, the girls are like, I
want skincare for my birthday.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
I'm like, and I like puling fridges for it. I know, girl,
you are not You don't have wrinkles.
Speaker 5 (40:17):
You don't need to worry about your five You just
got skin.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
Yes, You're gonna be fine.
Speaker 7 (40:21):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (40:22):
Other critics express concerns, saying the exposure to make up
in beauty treatments set certain beauty standards too high at
a young age.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
That's all I would worry about. I mean safety wise. Again,
she's not in the bed with the uv raings.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
That's It's just one of those things where you want
to space it out as long as you can.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
Yeah, Brooke, would you and Nora ever do mom daughters
SPRAYTND day?
Speaker 5 (40:43):
Would that be fun for the.
Speaker 13 (40:44):
Two of you.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
The one time I did a spray tan, I didn't
know you had to rub it in, so I just
let it drip dry.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
I had long, drippy streaks. I was standing up room
and I was waving my arms and my legs drive, yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
Like a zebra.
Speaker 4 (41:03):
Well, the pictures would probably do really well on our socials,
so I would think about it. I mean, I would
say this is a little weird if it wasn't New Jersey.
The fact that it's in New Jersey. It's actually probably
too old.
Speaker 5 (41:14):
To get a spread.
Speaker 10 (41:17):
Laundry.
Speaker 5 (41:18):
Yeah, that was a TikTok collect shot.
Speaker 4 (41:20):
Here next TikTok shot is from a big Apple transplant
who moved there from Seattle. Twenty nine year old Sydney Charlotte.
She moved over to the Upper West Side with a
tefty increase in her rent, New York, so in order
to afford it, she came up with a unique little
side hustle and claims she's now making upwards of six
(41:42):
figures doing it. And before I play the audio for you,
just know, in New York City there's rules where on
street sweeping days you have to move your car or
else you'll get ticketed. Okay, okay, And like everybody parks
their cars on the sides of the roads New York,
that's all they really are. So all have Sydney explain
her business idea that correlates to it.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
Do you live in New York City?
Speaker 7 (42:05):
I need to move your car for street sweeping the
car sitter.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
I printed out these flyers and I'm putting them on
all the cars.
Speaker 4 (42:12):
I'll set in your car for a fraction of the
price of a parking ticket and I'll move it and
I'm insured.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
So hit me up at this number.
Speaker 5 (42:19):
So you might not be able to hear because there's
street sweepers going on around. She's a car sitter worked, Yeah,
just like a house sitter or a pet sitter. Sydney's
a car sitter.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
Who will sit in your car for fifty dollars an
hour and if the sweeper comes by, she'll move it,
park it right back where it was and you won't
get any fine.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
Wow, because the fire is like two hundred bucks or something.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
Right, and any amount of times I've woken up I
know I need to move my car from about eight am.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
Yeah, OK, dude, I remember one time I woke up
too late.
Speaker 5 (42:46):
I was like, it's toady.
Speaker 4 (42:50):
One person pretty, that's what everybody's saying. One person wrote,
this is the ultimate side hustle.
Speaker 5 (42:56):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (42:57):
Another said, honestly, so insanely genius, and a bunch of
people commented, wait, they did this already on Seinfeld.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Oh they did. That's funny.
Speaker 5 (43:05):
Apparently I felt thought of it.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
If you think about it this way too.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Sydney probably doesn't have her own car, so suddenly she
has car access.
Speaker 7 (43:12):
In New York City.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
She's running area, she's going to Ikea.
Speaker 5 (43:15):
She's doing an uber business on the side while she's moving.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
I got your car. Yeah, like I got a movement,
but I passed a Starbucks.
Speaker 4 (43:23):
She claims it's a good deal for any car owners
because paying her is going to be about one eighth
the cost of paying your actual ticket.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
So she does parks four cars a day.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
That's two and I bet when it was on Seinfeld,
we all thought it was a stupid idea.
Speaker 5 (43:38):
Yeah, she's making bank now, probably doesn't hurt that.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
She's really pretty too, and she seems trustworthy, so you
side hustle unlocked.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
Probably, but dude, they are like, you're gonna still be
there when I got up car.
Speaker 4 (43:49):
That was a TikTok click shot and your final TikTok
click shot is a new trend that's been catching on lately,
like wildfire. Even I've been seeing videos about this.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
That's how you know it's popular month it started.
Speaker 5 (44:03):
It's called bathroom camping. Have you guys heard about that?
Speaker 3 (44:06):
I think I do this, but I haven't heard about it.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
Is this when my husband spends too much time in
the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (44:11):
Almost It's where people go and sit in the bathroom
for a while on purpose, just to feel a little
bit of peace.
Speaker 5 (44:17):
Okay, so here's before you judge it.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
You just calling it a married man.
Speaker 4 (44:22):
But okay, well here's an experienced bathroom camper talking about it.
Speaker 19 (44:26):
How did I not know that bathroom camping was a
common thing? Like, if I'm overwhelmed or overstimulated, best believe
him in the bathroom. I just thought I was kind
of crazy. But there's nothing better than going to the
bathroom and just escaping for five minutes at a time.
So thank you for making me feel normal.
Speaker 7 (44:42):
So just.
Speaker 4 (44:45):
To be clear, it's not only men doing it. It's
men and women, and they're not actually using the bathroom
in there. They just sit on the edge of the
sink or on the toilet with the lid clothes, just
to pause their life for a second so they can
think and decompress.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
Oh like, mommy just watched your self in the bathroom
to get away from everybody.
Speaker 5 (45:03):
The term is bathroom camper.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
Oh, that makes it sound friendly. You're not on the
verge of a mental breakdown.
Speaker 4 (45:10):
A lot of people say bathroom camping is therapy and
mental wellness.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
To them, and you finally like camping in this room.
Speaker 4 (45:17):
There's post with millions of views about this that are
gaining steam In the last week. One person said it's
the only place I feel safe when I'm visiting someone
else's home.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
Someone else, you just.
Speaker 3 (45:30):
Go into their bathroom and lock yourself in.
Speaker 5 (45:34):
Wherever your safe space is, that's.
Speaker 3 (45:35):
Where's the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (45:38):
Those were stories for the day.
Speaker 7 (45:41):
We got your phones to have coming up frooking Jeffrey
in the morning.
Speaker 5 (45:53):
It's not Scooby week, it's Newbie week on the show.
Speaker 3 (45:58):
I thought it was Dooby week.
Speaker 5 (46:00):
That's something else y for you.
Speaker 4 (46:02):
You're right, yeah, the newbie week where every player has
never taken on Brook before, like zoints Neube and today's
Greevy newbie is the crotched the old man who runs
the abandoned trampoline park in town.
Speaker 5 (46:15):
His name is Carlos. Carlos. Welcome to the show, Carros.
Speaker 9 (46:21):
That is not true.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
If the mask, are you really who's under there?
Speaker 9 (46:27):
Ify myself?
Speaker 11 (46:28):
All right?
Speaker 2 (46:31):
No spoilers, peas four masks.
Speaker 4 (46:33):
We're gonna learn all about you in a second, Carlos,
since you're new to the show, we'll do that in
just a minute. But first we got to get to
the game. So Brooks leaving the room, and you know
how it works. You got thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you
could say pass. But you have to beat her out
right if you want to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (46:48):
I'm ready?
Speaker 4 (46:48):
Good luck, my man. Your time starts now. Today's Pina
Colada day. The drink is made with rum, cream of
coconut and what fruit juice? What liquor is the national
drink of Scotland. In nineteen eighty one, the Xerox Copy
Machine Company was the first to sell a computer.
Speaker 5 (47:05):
Mouse or keyboard.
Speaker 9 (47:08):
Let's go keyboard.
Speaker 5 (47:09):
What is the most common last name in the United States?
Speaker 10 (47:13):
Johnson?
Speaker 5 (47:13):
To make feta cheese, you need milk from what animal? Goat?
What muscle controls your breathing?
Speaker 9 (47:20):
Along?
Speaker 5 (47:23):
All right?
Speaker 3 (47:23):
You got a lot of.
Speaker 4 (47:28):
You go all right, Brooks coming back into the studio here, Yeah,
this music isn't working for me.
Speaker 5 (47:32):
Let's switch up the music. There we go. That's nice,
get to know your music. So, Carlos, you're a new player,
it says on my screen.
Speaker 3 (47:40):
Or you're married.
Speaker 4 (47:41):
You work from home doing administrative work for the County
Waste Water Division, very important work, very important, And your
main hobby that you enjoy is fantasy football.
Speaker 5 (47:53):
In fact, you're going to be hosting the draft this year.
Speaker 9 (47:55):
What you got that?
Speaker 7 (47:56):
Right?
Speaker 3 (47:56):
Wait? You guys do a live draft?
Speaker 7 (48:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (48:03):
That sounds miserable to me. It sounds absolutely miserable.
Speaker 7 (48:06):
Extreme.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
It's more stats than I would ever want to hear.
Speaker 5 (48:09):
Okay, let's not talk about stats. Then, let's talk about
what's on the menu at the draft.
Speaker 4 (48:14):
May I suggest a Berry Medley par fit because men
love Berry?
Speaker 7 (48:19):
Men?
Speaker 2 (48:19):
Are you trying to get an invitation to this?
Speaker 5 (48:21):
Saying if you need one more.
Speaker 7 (48:26):
Ry medal?
Speaker 2 (48:27):
Are he's more praying?
Speaker 12 (48:33):
Guy?
Speaker 5 (48:35):
I can hear that in Carlos sorright?
Speaker 7 (48:37):
Man?
Speaker 5 (48:37):
Now you said, Carlos, it's Brooks turn brook You ready?
Speaker 2 (48:40):
Yeah, you're ready?
Speaker 5 (48:41):
Your time starts now.
Speaker 4 (48:42):
Today is Pina Colada day and the drink is made
with rum, cream of coconut and what fruit.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
Juice, pineapple?
Speaker 5 (48:49):
What liquor is the national drink of Scotland.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
Whiskey.
Speaker 4 (48:54):
In nineteen eighty one, the Xerox copy machine Company was
the first to sell a computer, mouse or keyboard. What's
the most common last name in the United States?
Speaker 2 (49:05):
Johnson?
Speaker 5 (49:06):
To make feta cheese? You need milk from what animal?
Speaker 2 (49:09):
Buffalo?
Speaker 5 (49:10):
What muscle controls your breathing.
Speaker 2 (49:13):
Your lungs?
Speaker 4 (49:15):
All right, those are the answers. We're gonna be a
thing surprised when we get through back to them. But
let's go to the scoreboard to see how you did
with Jose.
Speaker 9 (49:24):
Now, before you or someone you love makes a sex tame.
Speaker 4 (49:28):
To become famous, okay, if you would have hurt our
famous Carlos.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
You got one, correct, you got so many? Handough, Bro,
You're gonna be good at this game in the future.
Speaker 6 (49:42):
Yes, Brook, Yes, Brook on three?
Speaker 5 (49:46):
Oh, sorry, Carlos, enough to beat her on your first try.
Speaker 4 (49:50):
Let's go over the answers. Yeah, because it sounds so delicious.
Today is Pina Kalada Day. The drink is made with rum,
cream of coconut and pineapple juice. That's the one, Carlos
gott right. What liquors the national drink of Scotland. That
would be whiskey, Scottish whiskey. In nineteen eighty one, the
Xerox Coffee Machine Company was the first to sell a
(50:11):
computer mouse.
Speaker 5 (50:13):
They didn't invent it, but they were the first to
ever sell it.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
Very helpful tool, yep.
Speaker 4 (50:18):
The most common last name in the United States is
Smith two point three million people, followed by Johnson and
then Williams.
Speaker 3 (50:25):
You both said Johnson second.
Speaker 12 (50:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (50:29):
To make feta cheese, you need milk, not from a buffalo. Brooke.
Speaker 4 (50:33):
Sheep's milk is feta cheese. And the muscle that controls
your breathing is your diaphragm. So Carlos, like we said,
not enough to be brooked today. But the good news
is just for playing you do win a family four
pack of tickets to the doc McStuffins exhibit. Doc mcstuffin's
the exhibits open now. It imagine Children's Museum in Everett.
(50:53):
Assistally in the operating room, give check ups in the er,
visit Lamby in the nursery, help stuffy the pet vent
and make them all better. You'll feel better too with
doc mcstuffen's the exhibit open now.
Speaker 11 (51:05):
Okay, doc mc Stuffin's is all right.
Speaker 7 (51:07):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (51:08):
We're gonna do wind Brooks Box the same time tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (51:10):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
We got a full show for you, and I am
so excited to hear today's TikTok click Shock, the brand
new one, because apparently we have found a woman who
came up with the easiest side hustle of all time,
and she makes.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Six figures crazy and it is nothing you've ever heard
of before.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Because of course everybody's first thought is, yeah, it's not that,
it's not that you gotta stick around for that. But
we always love to highlight our favorite favorite comments of
the week because we love that you put the energy
into letting us know what you think of the show.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah, we talk, you got to talk back.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
We read all of them, we just don't read them
all out loud.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yeah yeah, yesod.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
So Alexis picks yours. I don't want those ones. She's
uncomfortable with company. Yeah, I just meant not going to
read that one. Hey, I'll go read the comments. Yeah,
we got this one. See the kid, VA said.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
My wife and I listened to the show every day
throughout the house on our four Alexa devices.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
He's a happy and long marriage because they're in separate rooms. Yeah, yeah,
it's really funny.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
All right, Hey, thank you so much, and we're going
to start the show right now.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Remember a couple of years ago when we thought work
life balance was gonna be a thing.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Good time, Like We're gonna work from home and it's
gonna be great.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Yeah, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
We even did segments about the cool job perks that
companies were offering, like sleep pods and video game rooms
and double decker ping punk tables.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
They convinced us they cared about our mental health.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Yeah, good news.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
That whole idea of work life balance is over because now,
according to the Wall Street Journal, there's a new trend
in job listings where employers are just outright saying they
do not offer any balance whatsoever, just a massive load
of work to be done.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I think we could keep think of some companies out there.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
It's nice that they're being honest.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Now the specific wording that they could be a little
bit creative, like the post might say, we're looking for
someone who can keep up with an unrelenting pace of business.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Unrelenting sounds more digestible that way.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Should it just be like slightly relenting?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Can we just not like, how are they not saying
maybe we're running our business wrong?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
If that's the workload it.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Requirescuse that doesn't drive profits. Broken normal staff. They also say,
we want someone who's eager to be in the office
as much as possible.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
What time for free?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Are they getting people to apply for these jobs?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Yeah, people are desperate to get employed now. And one
after a healthcare company literally said, quote, if you're looking
for work life balance, this isn't it.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
So basically they're cutting the fluff talk and bs and
they're just straight up telling you get ready to grind
until you die.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
It's not great news, but it is true.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
And experts say, with people so desperate to find good
paying work now, the pendulum has officially swung and companies
are back in control again.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I will grab the pendulum, bring it back, bring it
back to our size.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
That's the company pendulum, Brook, You can't.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
This whole thing puts me at ease for sure. And now,
in the name of work life balance, let's do the
shot collar.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Question of the day.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Every company should offer to electrocute their employees when they
answer trivia questions wrong, Jake, don't you agree?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
No?
Speaker 6 (03:31):
That would count as healthcare?
Speaker 7 (03:33):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Fair, fair, well, it's.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
National Pina Colada Day. Everybody, Ye I bet you to
know it's Puerto Rico's national drink. I actually that it
was created by a bartender in San Juan in nineteen
fifty four, combining white rum, coconut cream and pineapple juice
to capture the flavors of the tropics.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Dude, I want to drink one right now.
Speaker 8 (03:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Plus, if you drink more than three, it actually feels
like you're there.
Speaker 9 (03:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
So to officially celebrate this incredibly intoxicating beverage, We're doing
a special real or fake tropical drink edition.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Of what the twenty of twenty?
Speaker 6 (04:13):
Interesting Jake, you say a number one through twenty, I'll
tell you the name and ingredients of a vacation libation.
You just have to tell me is that a real
tropical drink or a fake?
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Got a lot of world travelers in here, so.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I'm taking notes. I'm getting recipes down.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
We'll start with the woman who has had a lot
of different vacation drinks at her time. That's Alexis seven
under seven. Alexis your tropical drink features banana licure, whipped cream,
and the kind of foam you usually see on a
car wash ad. It's called the slippery flip flop. Is
that a real tropical drink? Or did I make it up?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Sounds like a fun shot, it does?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
And slippery nipples a thing?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah? Why not a shot?
Speaker 7 (05:00):
People?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Well know what I mean? On the radio? Can I sing?
Speaker 5 (05:02):
That's already been said multiple times at this point a couple.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
More times saying we all have them.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
There we do not?
Speaker 6 (05:09):
Ashton, Yeah, I mean I wish you the accident.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
We're on a sample of it in here, Jake, because
I think it's real.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
Alexis says the slippery flip flop, that's a real drink.
It does sound like something invented a senior frogs.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
That where they shake your head and then they blow
a whistle.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Totally.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
Ever since CT they got rid of that. Brook seven
is off the board.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Go me go, yeah, Brook, everybody, you go.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
You have a number brooke er everywhere.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
Alright, let's get advisors out everyone.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
If you have a caretaker or something, we can.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Call morning there. Off to the Brook.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Your tropical drink is served in a out pineapple and
it contains three kinds of rum, a glowstick, and a
warning label. It's called the shark Bite Surprise. It was
created in the FLOORA keys is that a real tropical drink?
Or did I make up the shark bite surprise?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Oh man, you like in Florida, We would just crack
open that glowstick and pour it in too.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I'm gonna go real.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
Yeah, it says the shark bite surprise is real. No sharks,
no surprise.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
When are you opening your beach like Cabana?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
We would buy all your drinks.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
That would be too much work life balance. We can't
have that, Jose. Seven to three are off the board. Twelve, Jose,
Your tropical drink comes in a neon green cup shaped
like a bird, made with coconut rum and pineapple juice.
Add on some questionable choices, and you have a tipsy parrot.
Is that a real tropical drink? Or did I make
that out?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
That sounds so perfect. It sounds like something you buy
like Margaritaville.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Dude, And the tipsy parrot should be a bart.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Yeah, and then you can keep the.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Beau paid like fifty dollars.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
And be careful if you have too much.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
The tipsy parrot goes to like super drunk parrot and
then starts saying, sloppy parrot.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Learn it.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
We don't know.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
I'm gonna say this is true, Jose says, the tipsy
Parrot's real. You have real good It's served the beach
bars across the Caribbean's half drink, half souvenir. You do
get to keep the bird.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Yeah, remember that one tipsy parrots.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Jeffywhere down to you? You get this wrong? And Jose's
winning today's edition of plenty of twenty eighteen. Your tropical
drink was invented after someone missed their flight. Includes dark
rum bitters and just a splash of rage. Actually it's
lime juice. It's called the Lost Luggage? Is that a
real drinker? Did I make that up?
Speaker 4 (07:48):
So this is such a great idea, because nothing is
worse than getting stuck at the airport, missing your flight
or anything like that. The only thing that would make
you feel better is a joke named alcoholic beverage.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
There's no mixer in it. It's just straight outcome.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
That's exactly what you need in that moment.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
I'm gonna say that's a real drink, jeff He says,
lost Luggage is real.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
You got it, Jeffrey, You'll fight it at some resort bars.
The drink is real, but so is the emotional baggage,
and that means the boys have one Today's initition up
plenty of twenty.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
I think Brook's not in the best mental space to
be doing the songs right now.
Speaker 10 (08:30):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Let's give it to Alexis.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
You do a slob on yourself and.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
You get out of it, and Alexis, you're gonna be
singing the Pina Colada song, So go for it.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
If you like peanut Colas, you get caught in the rain.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
We all need a tipsy. That was your shot collar
question of the day. We got your phone tap coming
up right.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
After this freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
If you knew where buried treasure was located but it
didn't belong to you, would you still go dig it
up and take it?
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Alexis?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I mean I might pay someone to dig it for me.
Speaker 11 (09:10):
I don't want to get dirty endorsing Sefto.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Good work, Alexis.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
I never liked her.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Shame she paid me and steal it from her.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Yeah, that was the moral the level one of our
listeners had.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
And maybe you can assume which route she went in
because she's chosen to hide her identity from the world.
In a brand new mass speaker okay, you're not gonna
believe what the treasure was and who she took it from.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Coming up at seven ten, you don't hear me confession,
I can't take better earl arms mouse speak.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
We got a text into seven eight five nine two
that says I used to work in the promo department
of your radio station over a decade ago. Really, and
I isn't a fan of Brook, so one time when
she was headed to an event, I gave her directions
the wrong way just to mess with her. She thought
I was an idiot, but I did it on purpose
and just played that I was.
Speaker 12 (10:14):
I have never thought any of the promo kids were idiots.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
I don't feel bad. I'm sure everybody working here likes
you now.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Like me. You don't know. I like myself.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
I'm good everybody else.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
If you have something that you'd like to confess to,
you can do it here on the mass speaker. And
one of our listeners is ready to come clean about something.
Her name that she's chosen for herself is Valerie.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Valerie. Are you also an ex employee who didn't get
along with Brook?
Speaker 13 (10:49):
Hey?
Speaker 14 (10:50):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Okay, shucks, Valerie had history.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
I want another one of those stories. But welcome to
the show. Voice Changer is on. You are now the
mass speaker, Valor. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 14 (11:02):
All right, here we go. Growing up, my younger brother
collected Pokemon cards and cool.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Well not in the time. I bet, I bet no
one thought he was cool at the time. I know,
but now it's.
Speaker 12 (11:15):
Cool so much money now, it's crazy.
Speaker 14 (11:19):
That's funny saying that, because about a year ago he
called me and he's back at our parents' house and
he's looking for those cards and I'm like, I don't know,
why do you even care? And Nat whan he tells
me they're worth a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. My husband's one of his buddies.
Speaker 12 (11:38):
That's all he does is he's like, sells and trades
Pokemon cards. Really well, it's a side hustle right now,
but it's about to be a living.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
He's seriously making that much money doing it.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
Friends, it sounds.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Me and my husband very cool people.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
Okay, did you know where they were?
Speaker 7 (11:57):
Now?
Speaker 14 (11:58):
Well, few months went by and I so happened to
be in our parents house and I'm sitting here and
I'm like, wait a minute. He had to build a
time capsule when we were little for school, and he
put most of his cards in that time capsule, and
I'm like, I wonder if it's still there.
Speaker 12 (12:16):
Okay, so this is something you remembered, but your brother
had not remembered, right.
Speaker 14 (12:21):
And I was he wasn't at our parents house. He
had been visiting before, and.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
At this point it was just me, right, okay.
Speaker 14 (12:27):
So I did go and check and dug it up,
and you guys buried in the box, and yes, buy
a tree in the backyard.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
Later in the attic. Yeah, I just thought thought digging
felt like a lot of work you didn't.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Want to get. He didn't have any higher help pool in.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
The backyard pool.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
He's like, I build an actual you dig it up?
Speaker 14 (13:01):
I did, and yes, it is a lot of freaking work,
I'll tell you.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
Okay.
Speaker 12 (13:05):
Were the cards in good condition? I would assume they're
just like wrecked right.
Speaker 14 (13:09):
Like we It wasn't too bad because he put it
like there was plastic in tin.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
I mean, okay, smart enough.
Speaker 14 (13:16):
Yeah, anyway, I took them to one of those game shops.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Oh shoot, you didn't tell them.
Speaker 14 (13:23):
I wanted to make sure he wasn't gonna get duke,
and so I just went and the guy tells me
most of them were pretty worthless.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Okay, yeah, it's only like the holographics and certain graded ones.
Speaker 7 (13:34):
Right.
Speaker 14 (13:35):
Well, there was this weird chat thing creature thing one
and he said, this one, though, is worth forty thousands.
Speaker 7 (13:44):
Ho what.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (13:48):
It's got a big tail?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Is it in good condition?
Speaker 11 (13:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (13:51):
He was impressed, and I was like, no way. I
mean like, I was like, you gotta be kidding you two.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
That's its name?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
You two?
Speaker 5 (13:58):
You said forty thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Yeah, And then.
Speaker 14 (14:02):
I got to an appraiser and the appraiser was like, no,
dude at game shops, not right, it's not forty thousand,
it's sixty five thousand.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Do you get that thing graded?
Speaker 4 (14:18):
And so then you told your brother, Hey, I found
your sixty five thousand dollars cap card, cap card whatever
it was.
Speaker 13 (14:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (14:25):
Sure, Oh here's my confession. Oh no, okay, okay, uh.
I finished my renovations with my kitchen.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
But you sold it.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Where is money?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
You sold it and didn't tell him?
Speaker 14 (14:39):
No, I did not tell him.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Oh wait, hold on, hold on, let's just you didn't
take like ten grand.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Do the renovations and give him the rest like you
kept it all.
Speaker 14 (14:50):
I mean he would have spent it on like samuraized swords.
Guys like, oh my, guys.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
She's the one who remembered where it was and actually
dug it up.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
He had no clue, your terrible sister.
Speaker 11 (15:10):
I do feel bad, this is what sister.
Speaker 7 (15:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (15:16):
Wow, like any time in it.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Dinner in my new gas range?
Speaker 7 (15:26):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (15:29):
When did you get a wood fired pizza up?
Speaker 5 (15:33):
Text into seven eighty five night too?
Speaker 4 (15:35):
If you have a confession you've been holding on to,
we'll hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you
the next mass speaker.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
Got your phone tap coming up?
Speaker 7 (15:42):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
For a man, getting your first colonoscopy is either the
most terrifying or thrilling experience of your life, especially when
it's performed by a non medical professional. Oh my, but
that's my personal experience. And I digress, because today we
call one dude who's scheduled.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
To have his area inspected for the first time. A
lucky guy and his wife told us.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
He's very nervous about it, but he's about to get
a whole lot more nervous when he hears what the
doctor has planned. It's in your phone tap right now
twenty twenty.
Speaker 7 (16:22):
Hello.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
Hi, this is Adrian calling from doctor's office. Is this Matthew?
It is him, Matthew.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
So I'm just confirming your appointment. You're having a colon
oscun be done with us tomorrow at three pm.
Speaker 9 (16:36):
That's correct, Yes, great?
Speaker 5 (16:38):
Okay. Oh and I see on your profile here that
you're an organ donor.
Speaker 9 (16:42):
Uh yeah, okay, Actually my wife encouraged me to change that.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Excellent. So yeah, I just want to tell you a
few things about the procedure. You know, the anesthesiologist will
be putting you under beforehand, right yep. And in the
event of any unforeseen complications, we'll make sure that your
organs go to someone who really needs them.
Speaker 15 (17:02):
Wait do things really go bad?
Speaker 11 (17:06):
Wait?
Speaker 5 (17:06):
No, I mean not usually.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
It's just that with any procedure we always tell the patients,
you know, just in case the worst happens. This is
what we're gonna do. So anyway, while you're under, are
there any non essential organs that you don't want to
part with?
Speaker 7 (17:21):
What?
Speaker 13 (17:22):
No?
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Any like, any organs that you wouldn't miss right now
that we could just.
Speaker 15 (17:29):
No, I think i'd miss all of them.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
Are you sure?
Speaker 15 (17:33):
H yeah, I'm just coming in for a routine colonoscopy.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Well yeah, but I'm just saying a lot of people
think that you need to wait until you're dead to
donate your organs. But that's not the case anymore. Wait
through the advancements that they've made in science. It's crazy.
I could take out two or three things right now
and you.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Wouldn't miss them.
Speaker 15 (17:50):
Are you joking right now?
Speaker 5 (17:52):
No, it's incredible. I mean technology has come so far.
Speaker 15 (17:56):
Well, I mean, hooray for medical science. I no, I
don't take anything out of my body.
Speaker 10 (18:03):
All right.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Well, so if this is about the money, don't worry, Okay,
you'll be compensated.
Speaker 15 (18:08):
This is not about the money this year, because I'm.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Looking at the price list right here, and we could
probably give you thirty seven hundred for a spleen.
Speaker 6 (18:16):
I don't care.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
You know what those are really hot right now? Everybody's
buying spleens up.
Speaker 6 (18:21):
I like my sleeen.
Speaker 15 (18:22):
Where it is that's trying to harvest me?
Speaker 4 (18:24):
Oh okay, now I think I see what it is
in your head. You're thinking, Oh, like I'm going to
be in a New Orleans bathtub unconscious. Then some weirdo
is going to come and take out my kidneys. Yeah,
that's not how we do it. We're very professional about it.
Don't you know our bathtubs are bigger?
Speaker 13 (18:41):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 6 (18:43):
Don't you know what?
Speaker 15 (18:44):
I'm very uncomfortable with this. You're basically trying to get
me to donate an organ to you, and you're not
taking no for an answer.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
No, I'm asking a registered organ donor to do what
he promised and donate one of his organs.
Speaker 15 (18:57):
I thought it was being nice and trying to help society,
but now you're just be like, no, I have to
do this right now.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
I don't even mentioned the six year old girl that
could really use an appendix right now to save her life.
Speaker 5 (19:07):
That would be guilt tripping.
Speaker 15 (19:08):
You actually don't have one, and I'm not doing it.
Actually don't have an appendix. I almost take it out
when I was a kid, so haha, too bad.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
See. And if you were a registered organ donor, you
would have been paid for that.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
Whatever.
Speaker 15 (19:17):
You know what, none of this is making any sense,
and I'd like to cancel my appointment please.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
I'm just saying, maybe we take a small piece of
your kidney and then we can donate it to a
local university. They could do some research. You won't even notice,
at least till you're fifty sixty years old.
Speaker 15 (19:32):
See you're saying it would effect me later on. I
don't I don't like them.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
No, dude, A lot of people don't even make it
to sixty, so it might not even.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
Be an issue.
Speaker 15 (19:41):
I plant up being a lot older than sixty. I
don't like this. I am hanging up. Take my name off. Okay,
well tomorrow, I'm not coming in.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Your wife, Vanessa said there's one organ in particular that
you never use, so can we at least take that one?
Speaker 16 (19:54):
Wait?
Speaker 15 (19:54):
Wait, why don't you speak about wife?
Speaker 4 (19:56):
I spoke to her after she emailed me to do
this prank call on you, because see, I'm not actually
with the doctor's office. I actually work on a radio
show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 15 (20:05):
Are you kidding?
Speaker 5 (20:08):
You can relax?
Speaker 4 (20:08):
I talked to her and she said she convinced you
to become an organ donor, and said you're feeling a
little bit hesitant about it.
Speaker 15 (20:15):
That was my greatest fear.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Dude, you seem pretty bent out of shape about the
donating the organ stuff. You didn't really blink when I
mentioned your wife Vanessa in that particular organ Wait what.
Speaker 6 (20:28):
Wait?
Speaker 15 (20:28):
Wait what did she say?
Speaker 5 (20:30):
She said, there's one Morgan in particular that you never use.
Speaker 15 (20:34):
Uh, no comment.
Speaker 6 (20:35):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (20:38):
Week of every morning was Fu Tabs weekday mornings on
the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
For the last few months, we've been trying a radio
knockoff version of the Netflix.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
Show Love Is Blind. Yeah, well today it's happening again.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
But this time there's a twist, and I promise you
the contestants never saw it coming, even with Brooks Sherlock
Holmes magnifying glasses strapped onto her face.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
Even she couldn't see this coming.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
I just get twenty twenty vision with them. They don't
magnify anything for me.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
You're gonna be just as shocked when you hear it
in a brand new Blind Love Is It's happening next.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
Netflix says the show Love is Blind.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Ah, but we have our own edition called blind Love Is.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
I did like one person reason one of our listeners
did text in the suggestion love has glaucoma.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
Oh see, very well, yeah, we'll consider it, but for now,
it's blind. Love is okay a few times before with
the same premise as love is blind. Two people who've
never met before can't see each other. They just talk
to see if a romantic connection sparks out of nowhere.
And I want to go around the room real quick.
Thumbs up, thumbs down, thumbs medium for this segment, alexis
(21:58):
where your thumbs I like.
Speaker 7 (21:59):
This met Okay.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
It was three options and you didn't show any of them. Okay.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Thumbs up is the translation, Brook, we're your thumbs.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
One up, one down. You know, I feel like we've
had some good couples.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
Of That's what the thumbs medium was for.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Can okay side.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
I regret this whole rating system.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Sorry about the lady.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Keep it easy for me, he say, wear your thumbs
thumbs up, buddy, thank you.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
Wow, that was so difficult.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Ladies said, I didn't want to do thumbs.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
Up okay, and played by the rules. Well, two people
both okay, I'm not going to where.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Yeah, we have two brand new people on the phone
right now. Their names are Christina and Gabriel, and they
both called in for second dates that we couldn't do
for one reason or another. But they were up for
trying this with us, since they're both single and other
than the last time, where we hear a lot of
small talk for five straight minutes. We've asked them to
do a little bit.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Of homework, wait on each other.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
No, no, no, just to.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
Be creative with the questions that they want to ask
to each other.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Prepare.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
They've come prepared, and I can't wait to see how
it goes. Let's just step back right now and put
them on. Remember, yeah, we need quiet in the room.
We could talk about it after, but right now, it's
their moment, their show their thumbs. Here we go, Christina,
you can say hi to Gabriel and then we're going
to step back.
Speaker 11 (23:24):
Hi, Gabe, Hey, Hello, how are you? I'm good?
Speaker 10 (23:30):
How are you?
Speaker 7 (23:33):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (23:33):
You know, pretty good. I'm just happy to get a
chance to speak what okay to speak Yeah, to get
a chance to you know, maybe get to know anymore
or at all.
Speaker 11 (23:51):
Hi. Are you ready for some questions?
Speaker 7 (23:54):
Uh?
Speaker 15 (23:54):
Yeah, I am okay.
Speaker 11 (23:57):
So first question, if you were an animal, what animal
would you kiss?
Speaker 12 (24:03):
Like?
Speaker 9 (24:09):
What animal would I kiss like? My last girlfriend said
that I had kind of like a longer tongue, so
like maybe a like a giraffe.
Speaker 13 (24:24):
Oh okay, then I mean not like you know, not
like I'm like grabbing food from a tree, but like
I would be supportive in the act of kissing.
Speaker 11 (24:37):
Oh, I did not expect that.
Speaker 9 (24:41):
Can I ask you what animal you would kiss?
Speaker 11 (24:45):
Like? Okay, let me think because I know I asked you,
but I didn't actually think of what I would say.
Probably a chicken, And I know that sounds bad, but
chickens they just pack and they don't have lips. So yeah,
(25:08):
so you did you have lips though?
Speaker 9 (25:10):
Right?
Speaker 11 (25:11):
I mean I have lips, They're just really thin like
highly Jenner pre fillers.
Speaker 13 (25:18):
Does that make.
Speaker 9 (25:22):
I mean, I think pretty much as long as you
have you know, if there's if there's a target, you
know there, I think I think we're good.
Speaker 10 (25:29):
I mean my.
Speaker 9 (25:29):
Giraffe situation, you know, I feel like I'd be able
to land a kiss on a chicken.
Speaker 11 (25:33):
If that Okay, yeah makes sense.
Speaker 9 (25:39):
Can I ask you my question?
Speaker 11 (25:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (25:43):
Okay, So my question is a little bit more specific,
but it was, what's your favorite episode of Fraggle Rock.
Speaker 11 (25:56):
I don't know what that is?
Speaker 13 (25:57):
Is that on Netflix?
Speaker 9 (26:00):
H Oh, you don't know what Fragle Rock? Okay, No,
it's you know the Muppets, right, Fraggle and Oober the
m M Now I.
Speaker 11 (26:12):
Know the Muppets. Yeah, like the cartoon exactly.
Speaker 9 (26:16):
This is like parallel to that, but it was. Uh.
I was gonna show you some of the episodes because
they were pretty pretty, pretty unique.
Speaker 11 (26:27):
Okay, all right, So when was the last time that
you cried?
Speaker 7 (26:33):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (26:35):
Oh, that kind of makes me think.
Speaker 17 (26:43):
One was last night.
Speaker 9 (26:44):
I cried, probably when they said that Fraggle Rock was ending.
Speaker 11 (26:51):
Wow, you must have really liked that shell.
Speaker 9 (26:56):
What about you? Is there something that made you.
Speaker 7 (27:00):
Sweep? So?
Speaker 11 (27:04):
Actually, the last time was during COVID M. So I
ran out of the toilet paper. It was a frustrating time.
It's just not good.
Speaker 9 (27:17):
Probably a bad time to be crying, right because you
don't even have the toilet paper.
Speaker 11 (27:23):
Well, I mean like tears, here's you could wipe on
like your shirt, but not other things.
Speaker 10 (27:28):
Doesn't make fun.
Speaker 13 (27:30):
Yeah, I would grab my p but can't try on
their areas.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
This is the perfect time for us to step in.
Let's let's on that note. Can we put them both
on hold for a second?
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Yeah, lowering, I love the prepared questions.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
I mean, let's be honest, we we asked them to
be creative, and they went for it.
Speaker 5 (27:51):
Let's give them some credit for that.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
The two questions she came up with are what annimal
do you kiss like?
Speaker 2 (27:57):
And when was the last him you cried?
Speaker 4 (27:59):
Like? Those are very Yeah, and she's cutting right to
the core of who he is as a person, like
where are his emotions at?
Speaker 5 (28:06):
How is he romantically creating?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
I think they're kind of cute.
Speaker 5 (28:09):
Now you can't get the picture of a giraffe making
out with a chicken.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Long tongue and kissing someone with no leg Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
And I appreciate that she was confident about her thin lips.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
Still, she owns it.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
So this is a tough one because I'd say the
few couples that we've had on before this may have
had a little more chemistry.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Okay, that's what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
But the questions are so good.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
I feel like he started off really nervous and he's
starting to warm up by the end.
Speaker 5 (28:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
I'm not one hundred percent sure. I'm on the fence
about it. Text in seven eighty five nine two. If
you think Christina and Gabriel should continue their conversation or
do you think we should move on to another potential
couple that we have lined up on the lines, too, so.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
We just dump them both.
Speaker 5 (28:53):
We could do it dirty.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
Like that text in seven eighty five nine to you
the word keep if you want to hear more, or
next if you think we should move on. We'll find
out when we come back for more Blind Love Is.
Right after this, we're in the middle of another heart
pounding edition of Blind Love Is. We just asked the
listeners if they want to hear more from Christina and Gabriel,
(29:15):
and on the text board at seventy five nine to two,
almost seventy percent said nope.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Next, we're just.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Getting awkward enough to be entertaining getting the entire thing.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
Apparently, the listeners have heard enough about giraffe chicken makeouts
were here and you got to go with the vibe
on these. So we've officially ditched Christina and Gabriel and
we have a brand new couple ready to meet for
the very first time on our show.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
It's happening so fast, Jeffrey.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
People want to be blinded by love apparently, But before
we get to them, here's the new twisty. Instead of
the usual four minutes to chat with each other, to
get to know one another. They're only going to have
three because at the very end we're adding a new
feature called serenade.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Escapade, Oh, are they going to sing to each other?
Tell me they're singing to each other.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
That means after they get to know you part, our
two listeners will romantically sing to one another.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
I love you for this. I know that you came
up with this part.
Speaker 5 (30:18):
I'm not serenading you, broke. Okay, I want to make
that very clear.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Okay, you do that every Friday.
Speaker 4 (30:24):
Already, whatever song the two listeners want to sing to
try and build an even stronger connection.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
I honestly I love that karaoke.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
So this is this is a good karaoke.
Speaker 4 (30:35):
It's a win win, and it shows that you're fun.
You're willing to put yourself out there, be vulnerable. It
doesn't matter if you're not a great singer.
Speaker 5 (30:42):
This isn't the voice.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
Yeah, we're not looking for amazing vocalists, just people willing
to risk it for love.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Already, Alexis wants to crawl under the table.
Speaker 7 (30:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
I actually hope one of them is worse than me.
I think may feel.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
You could do the backup vocals for one of them
while they sing. But we have two new people. Their
names are April and Polly, and once again, I'm going
to open the phone lines for them. We're going to
back away, not say anything, let them meet and find
out if blind truly love is I hate?
Speaker 5 (31:10):
All right, Not for you, it's for them. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
So Polly and April, you two can say hi to
each other and then we're gonna step away, all right,
go ahead, Hi, Polly?
Speaker 7 (31:23):
Hello?
Speaker 17 (31:23):
Yeah, hey, yes, I'm holding.
Speaker 7 (31:31):
All right.
Speaker 13 (31:32):
Hey Polly you there?
Speaker 9 (31:34):
Oh hey, hey, how are you all right?
Speaker 12 (31:37):
Hey?
Speaker 13 (31:38):
How's it going?
Speaker 16 (31:39):
Sorry?
Speaker 17 (31:40):
Just one second?
Speaker 13 (31:41):
Okay?
Speaker 8 (31:42):
Uh huh okay, Hey, I was just trying to I'm sorry. Hey,
I was buying some shoes on Amazon. My car got
declined for some reason. Because I'm on the customer chat
trying to work it.
Speaker 5 (31:56):
Out, focus on the segment.
Speaker 8 (31:59):
Oh okay, So I just come on the line right
now and I've been waiting a little bit.
Speaker 17 (32:04):
How are you though, how's things?
Speaker 10 (32:05):
What's up?
Speaker 11 (32:06):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (32:06):
Geez, I'm good. I mean that sucks your your car
got declined.
Speaker 13 (32:12):
I think like it.
Speaker 11 (32:13):
There's a chat though, and like kind of get to
know each other.
Speaker 16 (32:17):
Yeah, yes, yeah, it's just hard to get them on
otherwise I never do this, but I I yeah, let's
talk about it.
Speaker 11 (32:30):
Let's talk.
Speaker 9 (32:33):
Okay.
Speaker 10 (32:33):
Well this is like kind of distracting a little.
Speaker 11 (32:37):
Bit, but okay, So Polly, what do.
Speaker 10 (32:41):
You love to do for fun?
Speaker 18 (32:45):
You know?
Speaker 17 (32:46):
I like uh, I like sports and uh.
Speaker 9 (32:50):
I like, come on kidding me. Uh, I'm sorry, what
did you say this?
Speaker 13 (33:02):
I was asking, like, what you like?
Speaker 17 (33:04):
See service person? Just he's asked, Oh wait, they keep
asking if I have another card.
Speaker 8 (33:08):
I could use.
Speaker 17 (33:08):
I don't know what.
Speaker 16 (33:09):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 9 (33:10):
They keep trying to interrupt me while I'm talking to you.
Speaker 10 (33:12):
Uh okay, it's just good timing.
Speaker 13 (33:16):
Uh okay.
Speaker 10 (33:18):
Well, my my question is if so if you could
travel anywhere in the link of an eye, where would
you go?
Speaker 7 (33:26):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (33:28):
Where is Amazon's headquarters? Because maybe if I go there,
I get straighten the south past and all them.
Speaker 11 (33:39):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (33:40):
Well, I mean for me, it'd probably be Bora, Bora.
I just I've always wanted to go there, and I've
never seen such blue waters.
Speaker 8 (33:53):
Other cars declined to It's just.
Speaker 10 (33:59):
I'll get it, Polly, Okay, Like I feel like you're
not real key into this operator station.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
Oh and look at that right in the middle of
this romantic conversation.
Speaker 5 (34:14):
It is time for our serenade. Escapade.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
That was only three minutes, but it felt like, oh hold.
Speaker 5 (34:21):
On, it might get better with the singing.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
Are you still doing the singing?
Speaker 5 (34:25):
Don't bring the mood down, Brook.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
We're at a very romantic point in the conversation, April.
Why don't you start us off with a romantic song
for Polly.
Speaker 5 (34:37):
I want to make sure he finishes what he has
to do.
Speaker 18 (34:38):
So, oh my gosh, I have like so I had
my songs picked out, but I mean this is kind
of like I picked it out before this conversation happened,
where we kind of worse still.
Speaker 5 (34:54):
With what's in your heart? Go ahead, he said, all.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Just let her sing.
Speaker 10 (35:03):
Pollie, okay, baby, come down, Come down girl.
Speaker 13 (35:11):
That your body eat.
Speaker 10 (35:12):
From a hop or lockdown or lockdown? Oh, lockdown girl?
You sweet like Fanta, Oh Fanta. If I tell you
say I love you, no, no, tell me no no no.
Whoa whoa, whoa whoa?
Speaker 5 (35:29):
Very nice, well done, we got it. I can't imagine
what you're feeling right now.
Speaker 9 (35:43):
Older.
Speaker 5 (35:50):
I hate Paullie.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
We're running out of time here. We need you to
serenade April for us Why did you just need fifteen
seconds of you singing your your best.
Speaker 5 (36:03):
Love song for April?
Speaker 4 (36:04):
Go ahead, Okay, I'm feeling the connection already, but let's
really drive.
Speaker 5 (36:08):
It home right what I want?
Speaker 17 (36:11):
You got in behind the candle?
Speaker 7 (36:14):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (36:15):
Playing the firms candle?
Speaker 7 (36:17):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (36:17):
Candasya?
Speaker 5 (36:22):
Yeah, April, your knees as weak as I think.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
Yourself.
Speaker 11 (36:33):
I mean there, I'm I have the giggle for her.
Speaker 5 (36:38):
Oh she's got butterflies right now?
Speaker 3 (36:40):
This is strong games. He still got her smiling.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Yeah, she's not laughing before she's interested. There's no way, April.
Speaker 18 (36:47):
I didn't get anything about you except that you like sports,
and I guess your cards are declining?
Speaker 1 (36:52):
It not good?
Speaker 5 (36:54):
Is there anything else? Is there anything else you would
like to say to April before our time is up here?
Speaker 17 (37:00):
But yeah, so they actually declined my other cards and
they saved the problem in their system because I know
it's not mine. Uh anyway, you don't you don't have
faith Pal, do you? Because I could maybe use your
PayPal and pay you back?
Speaker 9 (37:16):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (37:19):
Hell no?
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Are you sorry me to answer for you?
Speaker 7 (37:22):
April? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (37:23):
Definitely no, you can't have my PayPal?
Speaker 5 (37:26):
Are you sure?
Speaker 8 (37:27):
I can't wait to get together that's really nice.
Speaker 9 (37:29):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (37:31):
No, I'm really glad that we went with a second couple.
I really think this proved once and for all really
blind love is.
Speaker 5 (37:43):
It's not.
Speaker 4 (37:44):
Let the listeners decide. Test into seven eighty five, nine
too and still one time. How hot was that conversation?
It's Broke and Jeffrey in the.
Speaker 7 (37:51):
Morning, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
The new mother daughter bonding activity that I'm curious if
Brook's gonna get on board with. It's very controversial, but
Brooks have never shied away from controversy before. Plus people
are calling it the ultimate side hustle. That's making one
woman six figures whoa and nobody can believe that people.
Speaker 5 (38:17):
Haven't thought of it before. Ye, you're gonna hear about
those and more coming up in a brand.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
New TikTok click shot.
Speaker 5 (38:25):
We're gonna do it right now.
Speaker 4 (38:28):
Jure McDonald's just made the huge announcement after fifty long years,
they're finally releasing their new one of a kind sandwich,
the mick.
Speaker 5 (38:38):
Woo TikTok click shot, and they're also releasing a spicy
egg McMuffin two. That's the second.
Speaker 7 (38:47):
Up.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
Jem not as hyped as the MC TikTok Click Shot,
where we discussed the biggest TikTok videos from the past week.
So let's get right to your first TikTok click shock,
which is from an influencer in New Jersey. Her name's
Noel La Palomento. She's got two point six million followers,
and she stirred up a lot of controversy recently, all
(39:09):
because of her seven year old daughter, Giata. Oh So,
mom posted a video about what they'd be doing together
on their daytime excursion the other day.
Speaker 5 (39:19):
Okay, it got eighteen million views. Whoa, So here it is.
Speaker 11 (39:24):
I'm going to spray tan with Thostiata is gonna get
her first ever sprytan today.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
From her ant so mind your business.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
It's just sugar and water.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Sugar and water.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
I can see she's getting her seven year old a
spray tand first sea.
Speaker 4 (39:42):
So I'll show you a before and after picture of
her seven year old daughter before and after her spray tan.
Speaker 9 (39:48):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
We're starting the complex.
Speaker 5 (39:49):
There's the photo.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
I don't know if we should post this on the
Brook and Jeffrey inst to stories, but.
Speaker 5 (39:53):
We might toss it up there.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
They don't know that's a lot.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
As you could imagine. Their responses came flooding in. One
shocked commenter said, when I was seven, I didn't even
know what a spraytan was.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Yeah, I know, but it's so interesting.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Like elementary school kids now, the girls are like, I
want skincare for my birthday.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
I'm like, and I like puling fridges for it. I know, girl,
you are not You don't have wrinkles.
Speaker 5 (40:17):
You don't need to worry about your five You just
got skin.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
Yes, You're gonna be fine.
Speaker 7 (40:21):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (40:22):
Other critics express concerns, saying the exposure to make up
in beauty treatments set certain beauty standards too high at
a young age.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
That's all I would worry about. I mean safety wise. Again,
she's not in the bed with the uv raings.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
That's It's just one of those things where you want
to space it out as long as you can.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
Yeah, Brooke, would you and Nora ever do mom daughters
SPRAYTND day?
Speaker 5 (40:43):
Would that be fun for the.
Speaker 13 (40:44):
Two of you.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
The one time I did a spray tan, I didn't
know you had to rub it in, so I just
let it drip dry.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
I had long, drippy streaks. I was standing up room
and I was waving my arms and my legs drive, yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
Like a zebra.
Speaker 4 (41:03):
Well, the pictures would probably do really well on our socials,
so I would think about it. I mean, I would
say this is a little weird if it wasn't New Jersey.
The fact that it's in New Jersey. It's actually probably
too old.
Speaker 5 (41:14):
To get a spread.
Speaker 10 (41:17):
Laundry.
Speaker 5 (41:18):
Yeah, that was a TikTok collect shot.
Speaker 4 (41:20):
Here next TikTok shot is from a big Apple transplant
who moved there from Seattle. Twenty nine year old Sydney Charlotte.
She moved over to the Upper West Side with a
tefty increase in her rent, New York, so in order
to afford it, she came up with a unique little
side hustle and claims she's now making upwards of six
(41:42):
figures doing it. And before I play the audio for you,
just know, in New York City there's rules where on
street sweeping days you have to move your car or
else you'll get ticketed. Okay, okay, And like everybody parks
their cars on the sides of the roads New York,
that's all they really are. So all have Sydney explain
her business idea that correlates to it.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
Do you live in New York City?
Speaker 7 (42:05):
I need to move your car for street sweeping the
car sitter.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
I printed out these flyers and I'm putting them on
all the cars.
Speaker 4 (42:12):
I'll set in your car for a fraction of the
price of a parking ticket and I'll move it and
I'm insured.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
So hit me up at this number.
Speaker 5 (42:19):
So you might not be able to hear because there's
street sweepers going on around. She's a car sitter worked, Yeah,
just like a house sitter or a pet sitter. Sydney's
a car sitter.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
Who will sit in your car for fifty dollars an
hour and if the sweeper comes by, she'll move it,
park it right back where it was and you won't
get any fine.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
Wow, because the fire is like two hundred bucks or something.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
Right, and any amount of times I've woken up I
know I need to move my car from about eight am.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
Yeah, OK, dude, I remember one time I woke up
too late.
Speaker 5 (42:46):
I was like, it's toady.
Speaker 4 (42:50):
One person pretty, that's what everybody's saying. One person wrote,
this is the ultimate side hustle.
Speaker 5 (42:56):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (42:57):
Another said, honestly, so insanely genius, and a bunch of
people commented, wait, they did this already on Seinfeld.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Oh they did. That's funny.
Speaker 5 (43:05):
Apparently I felt thought of it.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
If you think about it this way too.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Sydney probably doesn't have her own car, so suddenly she
has car access.
Speaker 7 (43:12):
In New York City.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
She's running area, she's going to Ikea.
Speaker 5 (43:15):
She's doing an uber business on the side while she's moving.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
I got your car. Yeah, like I got a movement,
but I passed a Starbucks.
Speaker 4 (43:23):
She claims it's a good deal for any car owners
because paying her is going to be about one eighth
the cost of paying your actual ticket.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
So she does parks four cars a day.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
That's two and I bet when it was on Seinfeld,
we all thought it was a stupid idea.
Speaker 5 (43:38):
Yeah, she's making bank now, probably doesn't hurt that.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
She's really pretty too, and she seems trustworthy, so you
side hustle unlocked.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
Probably, but dude, they are like, you're gonna still be
there when I got up car.
Speaker 4 (43:49):
That was a TikTok click shot and your final TikTok
click shot is a new trend that's been catching on lately,
like wildfire. Even I've been seeing videos about this.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
That's how you know it's popular month it started.
Speaker 5 (44:03):
It's called bathroom camping. Have you guys heard about that?
Speaker 3 (44:06):
I think I do this, but I haven't heard about it.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
Is this when my husband spends too much time in
the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (44:11):
Almost It's where people go and sit in the bathroom
for a while on purpose, just to feel a little
bit of peace.
Speaker 5 (44:17):
Okay, so here's before you judge it.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
You just calling it a married man.
Speaker 4 (44:22):
But okay, well here's an experienced bathroom camper talking about it.
Speaker 19 (44:26):
How did I not know that bathroom camping was a
common thing? Like, if I'm overwhelmed or overstimulated, best believe
him in the bathroom. I just thought I was kind
of crazy. But there's nothing better than going to the
bathroom and just escaping for five minutes at a time.
So thank you for making me feel normal.
Speaker 7 (44:42):
So just.
Speaker 4 (44:45):
To be clear, it's not only men doing it. It's
men and women, and they're not actually using the bathroom
in there. They just sit on the edge of the
sink or on the toilet with the lid clothes, just
to pause their life for a second so they can
think and decompress.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
Oh like, mommy just watched your self in the bathroom
to get away from everybody.
Speaker 5 (45:03):
The term is bathroom camper.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
Oh, that makes it sound friendly. You're not on the
verge of a mental breakdown.
Speaker 4 (45:10):
A lot of people say bathroom camping is therapy and
mental wellness.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
To them, and you finally like camping in this room.
Speaker 4 (45:17):
There's post with millions of views about this that are
gaining steam In the last week. One person said it's
the only place I feel safe when I'm visiting someone
else's home.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
Someone else, you just.
Speaker 3 (45:30):
Go into their bathroom and lock yourself in.
Speaker 5 (45:34):
Wherever your safe space is, that's.
Speaker 3 (45:35):
Where's the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (45:38):
Those were stories for the day.
Speaker 7 (45:41):
We got your phones to have coming up frooking Jeffrey
in the morning.
Speaker 5 (45:53):
It's not Scooby week, it's Newbie week on the show.
Speaker 3 (45:58):
I thought it was Dooby week.
Speaker 5 (46:00):
That's something else y for you.
Speaker 4 (46:02):
You're right, yeah, the newbie week where every player has
never taken on Brook before, like zoints Neube and today's
Greevy newbie is the crotched the old man who runs
the abandoned trampoline park in town.
Speaker 5 (46:15):
His name is Carlos. Carlos. Welcome to the show, Carros.
Speaker 9 (46:21):
That is not true.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
If the mask, are you really who's under there?
Speaker 9 (46:27):
Ify myself?
Speaker 11 (46:28):
All right?
Speaker 2 (46:31):
No spoilers, peas four masks.
Speaker 4 (46:33):
We're gonna learn all about you in a second, Carlos,
since you're new to the show, we'll do that in
just a minute. But first we got to get to
the game. So Brooks leaving the room, and you know
how it works. You got thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you
could say pass. But you have to beat her out
right if you want to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (46:48):
I'm ready?
Speaker 4 (46:48):
Good luck, my man. Your time starts now. Today's Pina
Colada day. The drink is made with rum, cream of
coconut and what fruit juice? What liquor is the national
drink of Scotland. In nineteen eighty one, the Xerox Copy
Machine Company was the first to sell a computer.
Speaker 5 (47:05):
Mouse or keyboard.
Speaker 9 (47:08):
Let's go keyboard.
Speaker 5 (47:09):
What is the most common last name in the United States?
Speaker 10 (47:13):
Johnson?
Speaker 5 (47:13):
To make feta cheese, you need milk from what animal? Goat?
What muscle controls your breathing?
Speaker 9 (47:20):
Along?
Speaker 5 (47:23):
All right?
Speaker 3 (47:23):
You got a lot of.
Speaker 4 (47:28):
You go all right, Brooks coming back into the studio here, Yeah,
this music isn't working for me.
Speaker 5 (47:32):
Let's switch up the music. There we go. That's nice,
get to know your music. So, Carlos, you're a new player,
it says on my screen.
Speaker 3 (47:40):
Or you're married.
Speaker 4 (47:41):
You work from home doing administrative work for the County
Waste Water Division, very important work, very important, And your
main hobby that you enjoy is fantasy football.
Speaker 5 (47:53):
In fact, you're going to be hosting the draft this year.
Speaker 9 (47:55):
What you got that?
Speaker 7 (47:56):
Right?
Speaker 3 (47:56):
Wait? You guys do a live draft?
Speaker 7 (48:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (48:03):
That sounds miserable to me. It sounds absolutely miserable.
Speaker 7 (48:06):
Extreme.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
It's more stats than I would ever want to hear.
Speaker 5 (48:09):
Okay, let's not talk about stats. Then, let's talk about
what's on the menu at the draft.
Speaker 4 (48:14):
May I suggest a Berry Medley par fit because men
love Berry?
Speaker 7 (48:19):
Men?
Speaker 2 (48:19):
Are you trying to get an invitation to this?
Speaker 5 (48:21):
Saying if you need one more.
Speaker 7 (48:26):
Ry medal?
Speaker 2 (48:27):
Are he's more praying?
Speaker 12 (48:33):
Guy?
Speaker 5 (48:35):
I can hear that in Carlos sorright?
Speaker 7 (48:37):
Man?
Speaker 5 (48:37):
Now you said, Carlos, it's Brooks turn brook You ready?
Speaker 2 (48:40):
Yeah, you're ready?
Speaker 5 (48:41):
Your time starts now.
Speaker 4 (48:42):
Today is Pina Colada day and the drink is made
with rum, cream of coconut and what fruit.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
Juice, pineapple?
Speaker 5 (48:49):
What liquor is the national drink of Scotland.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
Whiskey.
Speaker 4 (48:54):
In nineteen eighty one, the Xerox copy machine Company was
the first to sell a computer, mouse or keyboard. What's
the most common last name in the United States?
Speaker 2 (49:05):
Johnson?
Speaker 5 (49:06):
To make feta cheese? You need milk from what animal?
Speaker 2 (49:09):
Buffalo?
Speaker 5 (49:10):
What muscle controls your breathing.
Speaker 2 (49:13):
Your lungs?
Speaker 4 (49:15):
All right, those are the answers. We're gonna be a
thing surprised when we get through back to them. But
let's go to the scoreboard to see how you did
with Jose.
Speaker 9 (49:24):
Now, before you or someone you love makes a sex tame.
Speaker 4 (49:28):
To become famous, okay, if you would have hurt our
famous Carlos.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
You got one, correct, you got so many? Handough, Bro,
You're gonna be good at this game in the future.
Speaker 6 (49:42):
Yes, Brook, Yes, Brook on three?
Speaker 5 (49:46):
Oh, sorry, Carlos, enough to beat her on your first try.
Speaker 4 (49:50):
Let's go over the answers. Yeah, because it sounds so delicious.
Today is Pina Kalada Day. The drink is made with rum,
cream of coconut and pineapple juice. That's the one, Carlos
gott right. What liquors the national drink of Scotland. That
would be whiskey, Scottish whiskey. In nineteen eighty one, the
Xerox Coffee Machine Company was the first to sell a
(50:11):
computer mouse.
Speaker 5 (50:13):
They didn't invent it, but they were the first to
ever sell it.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
Very helpful tool, yep.
Speaker 4 (50:18):
The most common last name in the United States is
Smith two point three million people, followed by Johnson and
then Williams.
Speaker 3 (50:25):
You both said Johnson second.
Speaker 12 (50:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (50:29):
To make feta cheese, you need milk, not from a buffalo. Brooke.
Speaker 4 (50:33):
Sheep's milk is feta cheese. And the muscle that controls
your breathing is your diaphragm. So Carlos, like we said,
not enough to be brooked today. But the good news
is just for playing you do win a family four
pack of tickets to the doc McStuffins exhibit. Doc mcstuffin's
the exhibits open now. It imagine Children's Museum in Everett.
(50:53):
Assistally in the operating room, give check ups in the er,
visit Lamby in the nursery, help stuffy the pet vent
and make them all better. You'll feel better too with
doc mcstuffen's the exhibit open now.
Speaker 11 (51:05):
Okay, doc mc Stuffin's is all right.
Speaker 7 (51:07):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (51:08):
We're gonna do wind Brooks Box the same time tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (51:10):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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Alexis Fuller
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