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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, we got a full new hour for you.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Hey, it's Britten Jeffrey in the Morning, and you have
found the podcast. Thank you so much for being here.
If you missed it. We had a big moment over
the weekend where we had celebrity, the one and only
Nick Carter play today versus back in the day. Yeah,
and he was so fun. So if you didn't hear
that episode, just go back one or however we do
that on this just.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Go It'll be a few at this point. Yeah, you're
like five back.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
People really liked it, right, there's a couple of comments.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yeah, Danaia said, OMG, I love him, had a huge
crush on him back in the day. Now I'm a
lesbian Lol. I can't wait to see them at the
Sphere in August.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Oh, that's awesome.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
He was a great sport and played along, so definitely
enjoy that. And then coming up in this full hour,
I gotta say, your guys, is what you're doing at
the food festival or food for Yeah? Was I didn't
know that there were so many drunk people.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
At that either, dude pregaming not drink from being there.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Yeah, we got there early dude, you've got to hear it.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
It's coming up. Also, a brand new second date. Thanks
so much for your full hours. Starts right now.

Speaker 5 (01:02):
Remember a little while back when McDonald's gave you the
option to supersize your meal. Oh yeah, it's broken, Jeffrey
in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
That documentary came out and everybody's like, oh.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
Yeah, maybe supersizing isn't exactly healthy for you know. So
they got rid of that option and people were like, Okay,
I'm just going to secretly order three fries. But I
don't think that documentary played over in Malaysia really because
in honor of National French Friday, they launched a brand

(01:35):
new product called the Malaysian Micwide Load. I'm showing pictures
of this to my co host right now. It'll be
up on our Instagram at Brooken. Jeffrey can go check
it out. Brooke. Please describe the photo that you're seeing
right now. This McDonald's meal, you know, the.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Iconic red fry holder, the cardboard one.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
This one is so large it would take two hands
to pick it up. Star. It's about the same height,
just really.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
Wide, like they could fit a subway foot long inside
of the French fry bos.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
It could fit a newborn baby, probably the French fribo.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
Now they only did this for a few days, and
now that the promotion has finally wrapped.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Up, people are hooked me and they want it back.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
I'm sure many Americans are jealous. Oh and now we're
holding out hope, even starting online petitions begging for an
American mickwide Load to be put on the menu so
more micwide loads can chug down the beautiful highways of

(02:43):
this great nation.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
It was also fast.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Do you remember when they thought putting calories on a
menu would make a difference.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
We ordered That was cute if anything.

Speaker 5 (02:51):
Now it's a challenge to see how many calories we
can put down.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Number twenty six. Oh that's the calories.

Speaker 6 (02:58):
Yeah number.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
But they need to do this. McDonald's has to make
it happen in America.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
So you're gonna lead the charge on the wide load. Yes,
you're gonna be the mcwideload spokesman.

Speaker 5 (03:09):
Our country needs some good news, okay, and this is
what it is. Bring back the mcwide load. And now
we're gonna move on. Get to the SHATCOLLA question of
the day with the first man in line for that
mcwide load Fry our digital producer Jake.

Speaker 7 (03:25):
Let's go back in nineteen fifty eight, if you can
believe it, even before the Internet happened, the Billboard Hot
one hundred was published for the very first time, and
this song that's playing right now by Ricky Nelson, Poor
Little Fool, debut at number one on the charts today.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
He was like t Swift, he's more incredible.

Speaker 7 (03:45):
Jeff's mom used to date Ricky.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
Hoping that you weren't gonna bring your step down. It's questionable.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
It could be a real dad, I mean.

Speaker 7 (03:54):
But since nineteen fifty eight, many other songs have each
number one on the charts. And that's why today we're
gonna look back over the last ten, fifteen, maybe even
twenty years and play a special name that number one
song edition oh plenty of twenty.

Speaker 5 (04:12):
Now.

Speaker 7 (04:12):
I know most good radio shows, they'd play a clip
of the song.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
Yeah, not this one. Oh oh.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Why use audio in a radio show.

Speaker 7 (04:19):
It doesn't make any sense. We're gonna play pretentious music
and I'm gonna read the lyrics out loud.

Speaker 8 (04:24):
Oh.

Speaker 9 (04:25):
I know.

Speaker 7 (04:26):
When the fancy music ends, you just have to name
that tune to stay in the game.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Oh God, I don't know if my brain's ready for
this yet.

Speaker 7 (04:33):
I think okay, let's start with the woman whose grandpa
also dated Jeff's mom.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
That's Alexis That one was really embarrassing for her.

Speaker 7 (04:42):
Alexis your number one Billboard hit from twenty ten is this?
I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes, trying on our clothes, clones, boys,
blowing up our phones, phones Last Friday drop top and
playing our favorite CDs, pulling up to the parties, trying
to settle bit tipsy name this number one Billboard hit

(05:03):
and the artist from twenty.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Ten Last Friday Night by Kesha.

Speaker 7 (05:08):
Last Friday Night by Kesha. Friday Night is Katie Perry.
This is TikTok by Kesha Yea.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
The lyrics are really similar.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
I never realized.

Speaker 7 (05:20):
Yeah. The song Brooke, We're On to You, your number
one Billboard hit from two thousand and nine, is this.
I'm a feast when you turn me on into the future,
Cybertron Harder, faster, better, stronger, sexy ladies extra longer My
name that number one Billboard hit from two thousand and nine.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
This is the instrumental that they should have used for
that song. It sounds way better.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Oh what song is a I can't either.

Speaker 10 (05:51):
I wish I could help.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Harder, faster, drugger.

Speaker 11 (05:57):
Oh my god, you answer, Brooke, I'm so lost on
the song. I know they've got helmets on right, help harder, faster, stronger,
It is not.

Speaker 7 (06:14):
That song is actually called Boom Boom paw by the
Black Eyed.

Speaker 12 (06:25):
It's hard when you don't do I'm thinking.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Of daft punk for sure.

Speaker 7 (06:30):
The fanciness is fooling you. I love this. Hey, we're
over to you. Your number one Billboard hit is from
two thousand and seven. See if you can get it.
Standing in the front yard telling me how I'm such
a fool, talking about how I'll never ever find a
man like you. You got me twisted. You must not
know about me. You must not know about me. You

(06:52):
must not know. I could have another one in a minute.
The artist in the two thousand and seven song title, well, it's.

Speaker 10 (07:00):
Say, but what is the song title? I always just
called it to the left?

Speaker 4 (07:03):
To the left because what because what everybody else?

Speaker 9 (07:07):
You know?

Speaker 2 (07:07):
The light to the left, because because you as your Oh.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
That's the word is your ear? Advisible God that helped
me so much. I would have had that one. I
truly was gone from lost to the light. You ladies
helped me.

Speaker 7 (07:23):
Thank you, Jeffrey, were on to you. If you get
this right, we'll go to sudden death. Your billboard hit
from two thousand and four? Is this up in the
club with my homies trying to get a little v
I keep it down on the low keys? Oh yeah,
because you know how it is. Hey, Hey, I saw
the shorty. She was checking up on me from the game.
She was spitting in my ear. You would think she

(07:45):
know me. Name this number one hit from two thousand
and four.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
I just want to people to that four who was
going on the low the wrong? My heart stop? I'm getting.

Speaker 7 (07:59):
No Mary.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
This is the song that I asked to you there today.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
I'm like, is this playing at ten in the morning
right now?

Speaker 1 (08:05):
So I said to you yesterday.

Speaker 5 (08:06):
Okay, yeah, we're Oh it was playing on our station.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
Yeah, okay, oh is it?

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (08:12):
The one that we heard at the very start was
that poor little fool, Poor little fool by Billy by Billy.

Speaker 7 (08:17):
What I would do that?

Speaker 4 (08:18):
By your grandpa, Poor little pool.

Speaker 7 (08:20):
By Ricky Nelson. No, I'm sorry, Jeffrey, that was yeah
by Usher.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah with the homie.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (08:29):
I didn't know the lyrics other than yeah, it's that
song is just yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

Speaker 7 (08:37):
That means Jose, you're the Billboard number one layer of
today plenty of twenty.

Speaker 5 (08:45):
All right, so Jose gets to choose who gets shocked
while singing a song that reaches number one on the
Billboard Hot one hundred every single year in December. All
I want for Christmas is You by Mariah Carey.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
Girls help me out, Jeff, I gotta give it to you.

Speaker 5 (08:58):
Oh sorry, to the left of the left, Jeff, I
don't want a lot more Christmas. There is just one
thing I need. I don't care about the presence underneath.
Just shock me.

Speaker 9 (09:16):
Your heart.

Speaker 5 (09:17):
My voice is, my voice is going. So that's your
shot collar question of the day. We got your phone
tap coming up in just a few.

Speaker 13 (09:23):
Minutes, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 5 (09:27):
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Laser Stories is
coming up. But does our audience know that we have
a podcast?

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Yeah, literally gets over five million downloads every month.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
That's awesome. Yeah, I really don't talk about that enough.
But the reason I'm playing this music is because we
had one of the Backstreet Boys on Nick Carter.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, Oh he was awesome.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
Okay, Brooke, I'm the one doing the t's here, so
you know, I will decide who was awesome and who wasn't.
I know you conducted the interview, but I'm just gonna
go over the highlights because I have them written down
here for me. Where apparently Nick answered which Backstreet boy
is the worst in the group? Chat? Yeah, I'm assuming
that's Manuel you said.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
I don't know that Backstreet boy?

Speaker 5 (10:15):
Oh did he say Eric?

Speaker 4 (10:17):
Definitely?

Speaker 13 (10:18):
Zach.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
I haven't listened to it, but I'm guessing it's one
of those two. You're gonna have to tune in to
find out. Also, Nick shares what embarrassing song he caught
himself singing once. I'm not sure why anybody would want
to know that information, but maybe a lot of people do.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Relatable hearing, you'll understand.

Speaker 5 (10:37):
And also he gives tips for how to get noticed
in the crowd at one of his concerts.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Did he's playing the Sphere right now? They have a
residency there.

Speaker 5 (10:45):
Yeah, And if you want to get noticed, I'll just
give you a little hint New Orleans Marty Graw. That's
all I'm gonna say that's not why, and I will
go directly to you again. I didn't do the interview.
I haven't heard the interview. Not gonna listen to the interview,
but I will tease it. Okay, I am down to tease.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
He played a fun game with us. And you should
go to the podcast and listen for Nick Carter's Today
Versus Back.

Speaker 14 (11:08):
You know what.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
I'm glad we didn't.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Invite Jeff to it.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
Let the listeners decide whether or not it's fun when
they go to our podcast. Yeah, I'm just learning about
apparently five point five million people listen to it too.
How cool. Laser Stories it's coming up right after this.
It's the radio segment that's combining fitness and technology with

(11:32):
something I never thought was possible. The new Yoga phone,
a soft mat that doubles as a smartphone. Oh just
lay it down, stretch your body and FaceTime your soul's.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Downward dog into your Instagram.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
And TikTok at your foot or something.

Speaker 5 (11:51):
Actually do it with Laser Stories, the segment where we
read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone
else does, except we've got a lazer her and those
other downward duds just dumb. This first lazer stories out
of Boston last weekend. A man and a woman were
having dinner at a place in Chinatown, and wouldn't you
know it, the couple tried to dine and dash.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
Come on, guys, they did it like this.

Speaker 5 (12:17):
After they ate, the woman went to the bathroom and
the guy walked out. Then she started to walk out too,
and when employees tried to stop her, she pulled a gun.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
I gonna ask why she let the guy go first?

Speaker 5 (12:35):
Mom is the one packing. She even pointed it at
an older employee, who wrestled the weapon away from her.

Speaker 8 (12:42):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
Then the unnamed female took off, but police were quickly
able to id her because, out of all things, she
left her social Security card behind.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
You should have that in your period, but you're carrying
it to the scene of a crime.

Speaker 5 (13:01):
Sounds like she dropped it during the scuffle. And then,
with her photo and the name plastered all over the
local news, she was forced to turn herself in the
next day.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
I hope that Jim Sum was worth it time.

Speaker 5 (13:15):
She's facing charges for carrying a loaded firearm, carrying a
firearm without a license, unlawful possession of an ammunition, assaultant, battery,
and defrauding an innkeeper. As for dropping her card, she says,
that's not gonna happen again.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Well, why does defrauded innkeeper sound like something that was
committed in the nineteen twenty.

Speaker 10 (13:34):
Yeah, the magic trick, like a hotel holiday or something.

Speaker 5 (13:38):
His next Lazer story is out of Heiti, Missouri. Thirty
seven year old Jessica Lynn Williams was visiting her son
in juvenile detention Bummer when the vending machine she was
trying to use malfunctioned and left her without any candy
Oh oh no.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Like, yeah, you're already in a bad spot in life obviously,
and then the candy bars.

Speaker 5 (14:02):
Instead of telling the people at the center what happened,
Jessica slammed the machine against the wall and then back
handed the glass, breaking the entire thing open.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
Oh my god, and then swinging.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
My dear old mom.

Speaker 5 (14:19):
If that wasn't enough, she started grabbing handfuls of chocolate
and candy bars, shoving as much as she could into
her pockets. She then took a couple pieces of broken
glass over to the control pod window and told the
officer the machine had just broken.

Speaker 9 (14:38):
Well.

Speaker 5 (14:38):
They then informed Jessica that juvenile detention centers have security
cameras everywhere, absolutely, and they just saw what had happened.
So after that, she immediately got defensive, offered up a
ton of excuses, and even admitted that she did see
the sign saying the vending machine was a fundraiser for
the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society, but she thought they wouldn't mind.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
That just makes it like the apple doesn't fall far
from the tree.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
It's like the candy barter doesn't fall far from Maine.

Speaker 5 (15:09):
And she was sighted with criminal mischief and theft from
a coin operated machine. Jessica is due in court this
fall a.

Speaker 7 (15:17):
Coin operating machine another charge.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
If only her and her son could be in the
same prison.

Speaker 5 (15:23):
That courtroom that she shows up with better have their
vending machines better say that. This next lazer story is
out of England. A few years ago, a popular wishing
well switched to contactless payments, so you can't toss coins
into it anymore. And pardon the pun, but it's not
going well. Let's just go free to laugh whenever you.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
Want to today.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
It's part of a QR code or something that you
I'll get to it.

Speaker 5 (15:53):
But it's part of an old Roman bathhouse that's two
thousand years old. Back then it was a old water
pool that people could jump in after a hot bath.
But for years tourists have been tossing coins into it
for good luck.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Oh my god, I always do it, like I come across.
It doesn't no matter where I am.

Speaker 10 (16:13):
Actually, even if it's not a wishing fountain, I will
turn it into one.

Speaker 7 (16:16):
That would be the first.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
And you got to toss it over your shoulder without
looking as.

Speaker 5 (16:23):
A Jewish man. You never throw away coins. I'm going
to tell you this. It's a bad financial decision, that's right.
But for years tourists have been tossing them in for
good luck, and it brought in a lot of money
for the charity that runs the bath house. But once
that changed, so did the amount of donations, because now
you have to drop your coin into a box or

(16:43):
use a credit card if you want to donate, which
obviously doesn't have quite the same appeal as tossing it
into like a pool. So the donations fell from one
hundred and thirty three thousand dollars a year to under
fourteen thousand.

Speaker 4 (16:58):
Well, someone's like, hey, this fountain not taking an American Express.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Yeah, are they going back? Like they must be changing?

Speaker 5 (17:04):
Well, it looks like they're going to bring in even
less this year. Officials say they didn't make the change
just to be jerks. The tradition of tossing coins was
actually damaging the physical bath structure, and the process of
retrieving and cleaning the coins wasn't cheap for the charity either,
so that's why they had to do it.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Yeah, I bet it didn't cost them one hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (17:25):
And now they are rethinking the strategy. It could be
bringing coins. Yeah. This next lazer stories out of Food News.
Could McDonald start selling salads again soon? Oh my god?

Speaker 7 (17:37):
Their salads?

Speaker 13 (17:37):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (17:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
They didn't wait did they take them away?

Speaker 15 (17:41):
Took?

Speaker 5 (17:41):
The answer appears to be no good, not a chance,
because nobody wants.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
That the dressing out more calories than the burgers. Like
the salads were so bad for you.

Speaker 5 (17:57):
They dropped them from the menu back in twenty twenty,
and the president of McDonald says they would gladly sell
them again if the demand was there, but they found
it's quote not what the consumers are looking for from us.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
I will say we were just we just went through
a Windy's and they have good salads it windy Is,
and my super health conscious husband I was like, hey,
do you want a salad?

Speaker 1 (18:17):
And he's like, na, but he's like, that's not wild.
I'm here.

Speaker 5 (18:23):
It does beg the question what do consumers want from
McDonald's nuggets more? Apparently it's this. McDonald's is adding a
new kit Cat mcflurry this week.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
You know, technically this could be a dairy salad.

Speaker 9 (18:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:42):
It's called the kit Cat Banana Split mcflurry. It comes
with vanilla soft serve, real banana strawberry clusters and crushed
up KitKat bars and kit Cat Interesting.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
I like.

Speaker 5 (18:59):
McDonald says their new Kitcat version will be available wall
supplies last. But for how long is that going to be?
I mean, you better go out and eat four or
five now, just to be sick. Speaking of mc d's,
when is this guy getting his own celebrity meal lettuce
leave with a side of lettuce and fourteen barbecue sauce

(19:19):
packets on the side. I'll have two Mick pumpers please,
And that sounds Laser Stories has come to an end
of the day. We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday, Brook.

Speaker 13 (19:30):
And Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 5 (19:33):
Unfortunately, some guys just aren't great at coming up with
romantic date ideas.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 5 (19:40):
Like splitting a free bag of popcorn in a Jiffy
lou while waiting for your oil to be checked.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
That's a day after you get married, you know, the
future hole.

Speaker 5 (19:57):
Or taking her to an after hours di I w
class at the local taxidermy shop.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Actually that's kind of fun. Okay, it doesn't smell very good.

Speaker 5 (20:07):
No, yeah, but we checked our voicemail machine this morning
and came across a true casanova who may have come
up with the perfect romantic first date. It involves surprises. Okay,
blindfolds in a sexy two hour car ride in the
trunk of his Honda Civic. Oh in the trunk?

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Du do we haven't to get a better car? Should
we call the police?

Speaker 5 (20:32):
I was thinking you're saying, sign me up? Is what
you're saying now? For some reason, I know my co
hosts we're cringing the entire time, but that's because they
don't know what real love looks like. You're gonna hear
it when we do a brand new Loser line coming
up right after this.

Speaker 13 (20:49):
Ant is this the right number? It's the loser line.

Speaker 5 (20:52):
Goodby, just call me back if you haven't heard the
loser line before. It works like this. Let's say a
guy approaches you while you're out at the club and
uses charming pick ap line on you.

Speaker 16 (21:02):
Hey, lovely, you know, if you got with me, it
would be like a Nintendo sixty four classic fun to
spend hours with. Yeah, and every problem is fixed by
blowing on it and shoving it back in.

Speaker 7 (21:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:20):
After he said that he.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Just ruined, like all of my time spent gaming.

Speaker 5 (21:27):
After he says that, do not go outside and knock
over his ten speed bicycle instead, just give him the
digits to the loser lines so hopefully he can call
and leave an awkward voicemail that we can play on
the air. Voicemail is like this one.

Speaker 17 (21:41):
Hey, Samantha, how you doing this? I enjoyed our conversation
and we're talking about, you know, possibly going out on
the date. I want to go out on the date.
Shit the zoo, so we can do the zoo. You know,
there's only one problem. We got to stay away the monkeys.

Speaker 5 (21:56):
Anything.

Speaker 17 (21:57):
When it comes to monkeys, you know, when it comes
to the Chimpagne things of the Apes. I can't.

Speaker 5 (22:03):
I can't. Oh, just the thought of them.

Speaker 17 (22:06):
It weirds me out, man, it creeps me out. I
mean it's so bad. I couldn't even I was driving
by and it signed, you know, for the for the
drive said plan of the Apes. I just I couldn't
even do that.

Speaker 9 (22:18):
I can't.

Speaker 17 (22:19):
I can't even go to a movie there where they're
showing ames breakout in hives.

Speaker 5 (22:23):
It's so bad. I can't.

Speaker 17 (22:25):
So we just we stay away from the apes and
we're good. Oh my god, these monkeys.

Speaker 11 (22:33):
Ah, it's fears a real thing.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Can it give you hive?

Speaker 5 (22:42):
He's just a normal guy hosting a book burning for
Curious George.

Speaker 4 (22:49):
He's like a monkey bars.

Speaker 6 (22:53):
Hey, Sarah, this is I'm like. You met behind your
restaurant that you worked at the other day, and I
just I.

Speaker 18 (23:03):
Wanted to call you, and you know, I really enjoyed
meeting you, and I'm glad you didn't. Like I think
it was super weird that I was in the back
going through the dumpster.

Speaker 6 (23:19):
Listen, I'm not that's.

Speaker 18 (23:21):
I like going to restaurants because they always throw out
a bunch of food and there's a lot of really
good food there. I'm not like weird or anything, but
it's just, you know, the food is good, and I'm
not poor.

Speaker 7 (23:34):
It's just a way to save money.

Speaker 9 (23:35):
And I'm not waste.

Speaker 18 (23:37):
It's I don't like, you know, waste. So anyway, I'm
glad you gave me your number, and I wanted to
see if you wanted to have dinner with me sometimes.
So but you know, don't worry. I'm not gonna like
serve food that I got from them. I'm just gonna
buy food from the store and there's no reason to
like freak out about that or anything.

Speaker 10 (23:58):
So okay, Oh boy, can you imagine being knee deep
in a dumpster and having the confidence.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
To still shoot your shot still asked for her numbers?

Speaker 9 (24:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (24:13):
After that, my god, I think if a woman sees
you going through a dumpster and she gives you her
phone number, that's a red flat. But you should know, like, wait,
this girl is giving me the number and something wrong.
Remember if you like the loser line and you want
to share it with your mom, then we post the

(24:34):
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Speaker 13 (24:47):
Yeah, hatred.

Speaker 12 (24:53):
You know, we we uh met at the bar.

Speaker 14 (24:55):
I just I wanted to say first, you know, sorry
for the loss of your parents. You know, good luck.

Speaker 12 (25:04):
I'm cleaning out the house and getting rid of the stuff.

Speaker 14 (25:07):
I know, it's a big job.

Speaker 5 (25:10):
Actually regarding that.

Speaker 12 (25:13):
Remember I said I was moving into a new apartment
and I am looking for some furniture. So you know,
if you need any help, I could definitely come over
and they pick out some stuff to.

Speaker 14 (25:26):
Furnish my plates, so you know.

Speaker 12 (25:28):
I can take that off your hands anyway.

Speaker 14 (25:32):
Sorry, sorry again about your loss.

Speaker 5 (25:37):
It's hard to find good furniture that you don't have
to put together yourself with an Alan wrench.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Now it's a good point, it is.

Speaker 5 (25:44):
People really do have the best furniture though, and you
suddenly have to make a way to be the first bidder.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
Yeah yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
I almost felt sad about it. But like my grandparents,
the way that they divvied out their furnitures, you would
put masking tape on the back of whatever you want,
and they didn't write your name. And this is like
decades before, so the good stuff had like four different
names on it.

Speaker 7 (26:07):
That's awful.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
That's how they like broke it all up.

Speaker 8 (26:10):
At least you.

Speaker 5 (26:10):
Would save this disagreement for her.

Speaker 14 (26:14):
Next. Hey, Lisa.

Speaker 5 (26:18):
Calling, trying to get your help.

Speaker 19 (26:21):
I'm gonna do a a surprise, uh, for my girlfriend Rachel.
I'm gonna do a kidnapping adventure date. And uh, I
think it's gonna be super fun and kind of romantic too.
Me and a buddy are gonna put on masks and
we're gonna abduct Rachel when she gets off of work,

(26:45):
and we're gonna stick her in the trunk of car
and then we'll drive it for a couple of hours.
When we get her out of the trunk, we're gonna
go ahead and reveal ourselves and then we'll have our dates.

Speaker 6 (26:59):
So what I need for you.

Speaker 19 (27:00):
To do it to try and I want to just
borrow you for a second and get into the trunk
of the car and drive around for fifteen minutes, sure,
just to make sure that it's not super uncomfortable and
that you can breathe. But I think this is gonna
be super cool, So call me back that we can
get this rolling.

Speaker 5 (27:21):
Yeah, he's checking to see if she dies so that
his girlfriend won't die idea.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
I'm all driving. You get in the trunk, buddy. I
think you should pick her up at least camber before work.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
Don't make her go to a whole day.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
It's the only way you'd appreciate a kidnapping.

Speaker 5 (27:37):
Remember Loser Line regularly at this time every week, and
make sure you subscribe to the YouTube page Brooke and Jeffrey,
and you can listen to every single Loser Line second
dayton phone tab that we have right on there. It's
speaking up. We got a new phone tap coming out
right after this.

Speaker 13 (27:51):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 5 (27:53):
We did his story the other day. But how it
seems like now everybody's got a side hustle going on. Yeah, yeah,
there's a pilot for United, But my side hustle is
writing fortune cookies only for the airport. Panda expresses.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
So specific.

Speaker 5 (28:09):
I'm kind of convenient flight four minutes early.

Speaker 7 (28:14):
Man.

Speaker 5 (28:14):
I mean, you never know who's got a side business
that they can't wait to tell you about. And we've
got the proof because today we call a guy whose
boss just got fired and I'm stepping in as the
new headman with a little bit of a side hustle too.
We're gonna hear your phone tap right now. Hello, Hey, Nolan,

(28:38):
this is Garrett Thomas.

Speaker 7 (28:41):
Garret.

Speaker 5 (28:41):
I'm sorry, this is Garrett Thomas. I'm you know, I
guess I'm your new boss.

Speaker 6 (28:46):
Oh hey Garrett, nice to meet you.

Speaker 5 (28:48):
Hey, Yeah, nice to meet you too. So I'm curious
what happened to the other guy.

Speaker 6 (28:53):
Man, I have no idea.

Speaker 5 (28:54):
Yeah, I'm not really in the know here because I'm
just coming from another branch.

Speaker 6 (28:58):
We got the email. He's not working here any more,
and that's all we know.

Speaker 5 (29:01):
You know what? They said the same thing about a
guy over at my branch not too long ago. It
turns out he was violating puppets at a toy store. Whoa, yeah,
real freak.

Speaker 6 (29:15):
Oh wow, man, that's insane.

Speaker 5 (29:18):
I'm being serious.

Speaker 6 (29:21):
Gee.

Speaker 5 (29:21):
He was making the noises of the puppet and everything.

Speaker 6 (29:23):
It was not pretty, oh man, in a store anyway.

Speaker 5 (29:29):
So I know this is an unusual situation. Me just
kind of coming in here, and you and I have
never met before. But corporate wants me to do your
performance evaluation right now, really right now. Apparently it's three
weeks late.

Speaker 9 (29:44):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (29:45):
I just have to ask you a couple of questions
about how you think you did in the past quarter. Okay, okay,
So on a scale of one to five, how productive
were you?

Speaker 6 (29:55):
I'll tell you what I think I led the division.
As a matter of fact, I know it. Oh nice,
I'll say five.

Speaker 5 (30:00):
Man, write and five down? Perfect?

Speaker 14 (30:03):
You know.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
By the way, uh, just curious. Would you be interested
in some devil's claw diathemine.

Speaker 6 (30:08):
Some double squad who what you know?

Speaker 5 (30:11):
The devil's claw root from the grapple plant.

Speaker 6 (30:14):
I have no idea, man, I have no idea what
you're talking about.

Speaker 9 (30:17):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (30:17):
Well, see, I got this side hustle where I'm selling
this organic herbal vitamin. It's a great treatment for bladder disease.

Speaker 6 (30:25):
I don't think I would need anything like that, but
oh thanks to.

Speaker 5 (30:28):
The well, I mean, it's good for other things, concluding childbirth, So.

Speaker 6 (30:33):
I don't think I have to worry about that.

Speaker 5 (30:35):
Well, you can give it away as like a gift
for like Christmas, white elephant stuff for Keensaniera. People really
love getting it. So can I put you down for
a box fifty bucks?

Speaker 14 (30:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (30:45):
Man, no, I don't. Oh yeah, no, I don't think.

Speaker 5 (30:49):
So, sorry about that, I guess let's skip back to your.

Speaker 6 (30:54):
Review then, Yeah, yeah, sure.

Speaker 5 (30:57):
So okay, I know you said for productivity, but I'm
gonna go ahead and knock that down to three. I'm
saying needs improvement.

Speaker 6 (31:07):
Who whoa, we just agreed on five.

Speaker 5 (31:10):
Man, Look, we can always get better, right, always room
for improvement.

Speaker 6 (31:14):
I led the branch in productivity. I would say, I
don't know that.

Speaker 5 (31:20):
You know, that's just something that you said, and I
haven't seen the reports or anything. I can't just take
it at your word for that.

Speaker 6 (31:25):
Here does this have anything to do with me not
buying this vitamin thing that.

Speaker 5 (31:30):
You're whoa, Hey, No, that's totally separate.

Speaker 6 (31:34):
You said five, and then after you know I kind
of declined, your offer went to three.

Speaker 5 (31:38):
Who If I'm being honest, you do sound a little
bit indecisive. But maybe you could turn it around if
you had a little dun Q.

Speaker 6 (31:44):
Why what?

Speaker 5 (31:46):
It's a plant route. Mostly they find it over in Japan,
but it's been shown to boost estrogen levels by over
five hundred percent.

Speaker 6 (31:54):
Right last time I checked. I don't need to boost
my estrogen level.

Speaker 5 (31:57):
Oh that's okay. It's also good for people with tired blood.
Is your blood sleepy?

Speaker 6 (32:02):
I don't even know what hired blood is?

Speaker 5 (32:03):
Man, Okay, well, I'm gonna just put you down for
two boxes then, yeah, how about not? That'll be one
hundred dollars.

Speaker 6 (32:09):
You're not listening to me, man, I am not interested.

Speaker 5 (32:12):
That's what everybody says. I'm not interested until they have
a mouthful of dun Qui.

Speaker 6 (32:17):
No, man, I don't need a mouthful of dunquhi. Can
we just finish this review?

Speaker 5 (32:22):
I don't normally do this, but I can get some
from the Korean black market for thirty bucks cheaper.

Speaker 6 (32:29):
It's not a price, man.

Speaker 5 (32:30):
You know I want to like venmo me seventy.

Speaker 6 (32:32):
Either get back to the review or like call this call.

Speaker 5 (32:36):
That's what you want to do then, or Okay, we're
just gonna I'm gonna fill out the rest of your
review myself here. I don't really need your input at
this point.

Speaker 6 (32:45):
You're gonna fill it my review on your own with
no input for me.

Speaker 5 (32:49):
Well, I was taking your input, but then you got
kind of aggressive with me, Aggs. I noted that down
in your performance review here.

Speaker 6 (32:56):
Dude, you've been trying to sell me something during my
job performance review.

Speaker 5 (33:02):
Right there, you just raised your voice at me for
no reason.

Speaker 6 (33:04):
This is really not professional dude.

Speaker 5 (33:07):
Yeah, exactly, that's what your friend Kurt said.

Speaker 6 (33:10):
Kurt, did you have Kurt's review before mine?

Speaker 5 (33:13):
Yeah, I had to review his idea to do this
prank call on you. Wait wait, because this actually jeff
I'm a radio host on a show called Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you, dude, dude,
No really, seriously, friend Kurt said, you love.

Speaker 6 (33:30):
I got everybody. I got everybody here a cubicle city looking.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
At me, right, yeah, because they all heard about the
deal I'm given on Dunk Quy. They want it.

Speaker 6 (33:39):
Oh you're killing me, man, No, your lack.

Speaker 5 (33:42):
Of estrogen levels is what's killing you. So can I
put you down for three boxes premium Dunk Quiet.

Speaker 13 (33:49):
Week up? Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on
the twenties Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 5 (33:56):
I need to ask the room having an actual phone
converse station before you hang out on a date. Good
idea or bad idea?

Speaker 4 (34:04):
I got to really click with someone to get on
a phone call.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
It is so crazy to me. I'm just from a
different dating era.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
Yeah, times like.

Speaker 5 (34:13):
In the middle, right, So facetiming before a date that
was gonna be my next question. Good idea, bad idea?

Speaker 4 (34:18):
I would say, at least to say hi, and.

Speaker 5 (34:19):
By that's better than a phone call.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
I feel like a phoco is so.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Much easier than a face time.

Speaker 7 (34:24):
Everyone.

Speaker 5 (34:25):
Okay, what about circling the parts on your body that
are the most ticklish before a date with a magic
markeror era pointing at them? Good idea or a bad
idea like that one?

Speaker 2 (34:35):
You did have a weird fraternity, let's.

Speaker 5 (34:38):
Have it die hard. But I'm just asking because one
of our listeners said he did every form of communication
he possibly could leading up to his big first date,
and after all of that, something still went wrong. Well,
you're gonna hear how in your brand new second date
update right after this second date updated. Why do women

(35:01):
ghost after showing very high interest early on? Like we're
talking two weeks of NonStop flirty talk and genuine planning
of your futures together and then suddenly one day nope,
actually never mind, she's completely over you and doesn't want
to talk to you anymore.

Speaker 13 (35:20):
Got The ig.

Speaker 5 (35:21):
Alexis is that the reason is that why someone would
do that?

Speaker 3 (35:25):
You found something bad about you?

Speaker 8 (35:26):
I was taking online.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
Research, some incriminating like family information on that.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
I mean, who knows rap she You can't find anything? Yeah,
I mean if it's Alexis, it's just a photo taken
in bad light.

Speaker 5 (35:38):
Yeah, online, Okay, that's one possibility. Is it also possible
that maybe you built up a lofty idea of who
the guy was in your mind and then when you
actually met him and got to know him, reality didn't
even get close to your expectations.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
Well, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (35:55):
Do girls build.

Speaker 5 (35:56):
Up us guys like that?

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Maybe jest, the guy thought she liked him for two weeks.

Speaker 5 (36:01):
That's possible. Well, one of our listeners chatted with a
girl every night for almost two weeks. Then they met
up and things just stopped. So now he's here.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Maybe she was overwhelmed because she was so in love
with you and she isn't processing it.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Oh, you can lie to the listeners.

Speaker 5 (36:19):
Now, let's welcome into the show. Though. Hey Brad, how
you doing? Man?

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Hey guys, dude, buddy, that is an investment. Two weeks
of every day like, actually, phone conversations are texts.

Speaker 9 (36:33):
We did it all. We did phone, we did text,
we did face times, we did everything.

Speaker 7 (36:37):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (36:39):
You before Yeah, so you only had one meet up
with this woman what was her name?

Speaker 9 (36:45):
Her name is Megan, And I know she saw what
I look like on the face time, so she knows
that I look like my photos.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
That sucks.

Speaker 10 (36:51):
I want to say this, but like most of the
time people are dating around, is it possible she was
talking to somebody else.

Speaker 9 (36:58):
I understand when you're first talking to somebody, you could
be dating someone else or talking to someone else. But
we had such long, deep conversations we go on.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Sounds like you guys connected on such a level, right, Yeah, Well.

Speaker 9 (37:10):
Listen to what she told me one night. She goes,
I could see myself growing old with you.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Oh, oh my god, that's almost too much.

Speaker 13 (37:17):
Man.

Speaker 5 (37:17):
Well I've said that to my messeuse before. Is that
not appropriate? I could do this until I die.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
But you liked that because you were on the same
page with her. That didn't freak out.

Speaker 9 (37:30):
Yeah, that was the thing. It didn't freak me out
because I kept feeling like I was falling for her
before we even met up.

Speaker 10 (37:35):
Wow, it's only weird when you're not on the same
page and you'll in two weeks like this is great,
and you're on the same page.

Speaker 5 (37:43):
Then it is great. But you sound like you're one
hundred percent in on her before you even met her.

Speaker 9 (37:48):
Oh my god, I started telling all my friends about her.
I told my sister about her.

Speaker 17 (37:52):
Got you a man or?

Speaker 9 (37:53):
Yeah, like I have like a ninety year old barber
that I told about.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Its adorable everything. Yeah, I just.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
I mean, I bet you were so nervous for your guys'
first meetup right in person.

Speaker 13 (38:08):
You know what.

Speaker 9 (38:09):
I wasn't nervous because we had such a good connection. Okay,
I kind of felt like there's only one way to go.

Speaker 5 (38:15):
Sure. But see that goes back to what I was
saying earlier about how it could be a little bit
dangerous now that you've put up these lofty expectations for
how much you're going to connect when you actually meet
in person.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
But that risk, right, like with great risk comes great reward,
you know, or great letdown in this time, that's the
risk part of that sentence.

Speaker 9 (38:36):
Well, I guess it's just going to depend because I
thought the date itself went really really well.

Speaker 5 (38:39):
Well, let's go through. What did you do for the date?

Speaker 9 (38:43):
We went to out back?

Speaker 5 (38:44):
Okay, staying up in lofty I like it?

Speaker 9 (38:47):
Yeah, the only thing I can think of that maybe
with a stupid thing to say or do. I don't know.
Is as we're walking into the restaurant, there's this old
mattress out behind it next to the dumpster.

Speaker 8 (38:58):
U huh.

Speaker 9 (38:59):
And I looked at it. I said, maybe I should
just bring that home because I need a new one.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Oh.

Speaker 9 (39:04):
Actually she actually laughed, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (39:07):
But do you actually need the mattress or is that Jeff?
He was kidding?

Speaker 2 (39:11):
And then she saw him strapping it to the roof
of the problem.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Okay, so she laughed, he said.

Speaker 6 (39:17):
She laughed.

Speaker 5 (39:18):
Great, Okay.

Speaker 9 (39:19):
I actually led into a conversation about what kind of
dream house we would get if we ever had one.

Speaker 5 (39:26):
All the alley mattresses that one home could handle.

Speaker 9 (39:29):
Yeah, this is not like me, Like I don't rush
into relationships. I just it felt right.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
You know that feeling. It just feels like comfort.

Speaker 5 (39:37):
Like home. You know.

Speaker 9 (39:38):
It felt like we'd known each other for years already. Wow,
like we were doing that thing you know where you're
sitting at the table and you make little excuses to
sort of brush up against the other person.

Speaker 5 (39:49):
I don't think that's really what it's like to be
with somebody for a long time. You kind of are
on each other's nerves by that.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
Don't touch my shoulder.

Speaker 5 (39:57):
Yeah, he skipped right past the honeymoon into twenty years
of marriage.

Speaker 7 (40:01):
Yeah, that's also good, right, Like, well, the chemist felt amazing.

Speaker 5 (40:06):
Okay, if it feels good for you, that's awesome. How
did the night end?

Speaker 9 (40:09):
Well, the kiss In my mind, I pictured it longer,
but we did kiss. Yeah, And I told her I
wanted to see her again, and she said definitely.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
She said definitely.

Speaker 9 (40:20):
Okay, and now she's not answering anything weird.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
How long has it been since the date.

Speaker 9 (40:26):
It's been six days, six.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Which feels like an eternity.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
When you talked every day, multiple times a day for
two weeks.

Speaker 5 (40:33):
Yeah, and you built your dream house together with each
other in your minds.

Speaker 7 (40:37):
I mean basically, I was going to.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Say, and you told your ninety year old barber, I mean,
you can't that.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
He is going to be disappointed.

Speaker 9 (40:44):
I know he's got he's got a lot writing on this.

Speaker 5 (40:47):
All right, Well, we cannot give your barber bad news.
So we're going to come back, get you your second
date update, and hopefully end on a positive note. Coming up.

Speaker 9 (40:55):
Thank you go after this.

Speaker 5 (40:56):
Hold on second date update, No pressure, but true love
is on the line today for our listener Brad, because
he met a girl online. They texted, they called each other,
face timed, even for hours and hours on end, and
got to the point where they were literally planning out

(41:17):
their future dream home together, complete with roadside mattresses. And
it's not just him who feels that way. He told us,
Megan brought up I could see myself growing old with you.
Those were her words. So clearly they were both drinking
from the same that of love juice. But one dinner

(41:37):
date whatever is in there. One dinner date though at
the outback, and everything is changed.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
So I feel like we say that all the time.

Speaker 5 (41:44):
Yeah, nobody's the same after, but especially not Brad. He's
trying to figure out what happened, what changed, because she
is totally ignoring him. Now, Brooke, you're sticking with the
he's too sexy and emotionally mature angle.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Oh Yeah, she's overwhelm it, doesn't know how to handle it.
And right now she's just talking to her therapist about
letting go of her old baggage and thoughts and moving
forward into the future.

Speaker 5 (42:08):
Yes, she wants to be the perfect woman to fit
your perfect man.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
I mean, that's what I'm hoping for anyway.

Speaker 5 (42:13):
Okay, sounds good. Yeah, that's great. Yeah, I'm sure that's
what she's going to say when we call her right now.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
It has nothing to do with a dumpster mattress at all.

Speaker 9 (42:23):
I would hope not. I hope she knows I'm joking.

Speaker 10 (42:25):
Yeah, I've writ a question. You said you had a
quick kiss, Like really quick? Did you eat bloomin onions?

Speaker 5 (42:32):
Onion breath?

Speaker 9 (42:34):
We ate a bunch of different stuff. If her breath
smelled like twenty bloomin onions, it wouldn't have mattered.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
I there, that is so sweet.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
He would kiss her if she had hot breas really cute.

Speaker 5 (42:53):
If Brook thinks it's cute, that's how you know you're doomed.
So let's just call her. Hopefully it's not the breath thing,
but Brooking her husband's eating raw onions like oh honey, Hey, if.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
You do it together, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 5 (43:06):
Okay, let's eject from this as quickly as possible. I'm
down here right now.

Speaker 8 (43:18):
Hello.

Speaker 5 (43:19):
Hey is this Megan?

Speaker 14 (43:22):
Yeah, relax, calm down, Brook.

Speaker 5 (43:26):
This is a radio show that you're on right now.
It's called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Thanks for
being here.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Hi, good morning, so happy.

Speaker 5 (43:35):
Yes, what is this? Yeah? This is a segment that
we do, a dating segment called Second Date Update, where
we try to help out listeners who've gone out with
someone and afterwards they're not getting a call back or
no chance for a second meetup. We try to help
them figure out why.

Speaker 14 (43:52):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (43:55):
I know you're probably expecting some prizes or whatever, but.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
I think this is even cooler than a yeah, it
could be a chance. I don't know, a relationship for
love depends on the prize.

Speaker 9 (44:04):
Well, it's good.

Speaker 5 (44:06):
So this is a guy, a listener of ours that
you went out with named Brad.

Speaker 14 (44:12):
Oh wow, Okay, yeah, I mean wow, like oh wow,
or like, oh, I don't even want to talk about this.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
I mean really, I mean it sounds like you two
are so invested in each other.

Speaker 5 (44:28):
We've heard a lot from Brad about you, and he
said that it's been six days since your date, but
it's kind of felt like a lifetime to him, because
I mean, that's how strong the connection was. We've heard
a lot of people going on normal dates before on
the show, but the way he described your connection and
your kind of journey together, he put a lot of
hope into this and he's felt kind of devastated that

(44:48):
you've stepped back.

Speaker 14 (44:50):
Yeah. I was pretty devastated to him.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Oh okay, that's not good.

Speaker 5 (44:54):
Can we ask, like, what caused that change in feeling
towards him?

Speaker 14 (44:59):
Yeah, I mean we were talking about the future and
everything was good, and then we met up and it
started off right, it was fun, it was sweet, and
then he said something that was just so off pudding.

Speaker 5 (45:13):
Oh oh, he doesn't like pudding.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
Yeh offut jez okay, Oh my god, Like immediately you
had a reaction as soon as he said this.

Speaker 14 (45:23):
I mean, at first I thought it was a joke,
and then I realized he was serious.

Speaker 5 (45:28):
Oh god, it's not about the street mattress thing, is it.

Speaker 4 (45:31):
He wants to design a dream home or on a
stained mattress?

Speaker 14 (45:34):
Yeah. No, it was when we were eating. We had
a lot of stuff to eat, and I said that
I make the best blooming onion in my air fryer. Oh,
and he laughed at me.

Speaker 5 (45:45):
He laughed at you.

Speaker 14 (45:46):
He laughed at me, and he said that air fryers
are a scam.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
What I mean, they are just convection ovens.

Speaker 5 (45:52):
But right, wait, what does that mean?

Speaker 9 (45:56):
Oh?

Speaker 14 (45:56):
He said, it's just a loud toaster.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Oh, that's kind of funny. I mean it's like the
George Forman Grille of today, Like everybody's buying them.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Everybody's got to have him.

Speaker 5 (46:05):
But she said, but she said he wasn't joking, that
he was serious.

Speaker 14 (46:09):
He was serious.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
What he was that passionate about air friers?

Speaker 14 (46:13):
Yeah, well maybe I was passionate about it and he wasn't.
But he said he just didn't believe in them. And
that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Speaker 5 (46:21):
Okay. Wow, So his comment about air friers being a
scam for you that completely shifted how you saw him.

Speaker 14 (46:29):
Yeah, in that moment, I was like, nope, I don't
see my future husband.

Speaker 7 (46:33):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
Oh wow, not the trash mattress we were joking about that.

Speaker 14 (46:39):
He was dead serious about this.

Speaker 5 (46:41):
Okay, that is.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Such a hard take.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
That is weird.

Speaker 5 (46:44):
It seems like that's where she draws the line, like
you can come after whatever else, but don't cross me
in my air frer.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
No I actually met him, oh saying the airfires were.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
A belief system.

Speaker 5 (46:54):
Oh interesting, Yeah, that is weird. You never discussed it
with him and told him how it made you feel.

Speaker 14 (47:00):
I mean, he was so serious, he was just digging in.
I just sat back and crossed him off my list.

Speaker 5 (47:06):
Oh geez, wow. Well, I can still sense a little
bit of pent up frustration that you have towards Brad
even thinking about it, and if you wanted to unload
on him, just saying, now's your chance, because he's on
the other line right now waiting to talk to you.

Speaker 19 (47:20):
Are you serious.

Speaker 14 (47:21):
I don't want to talk about this anymore.

Speaker 5 (47:24):
I'm sure he wants to say something about it this. Yeah,
me too, Brad.

Speaker 13 (47:28):
Are you there?

Speaker 9 (47:29):
Hey, Megan, I had no idea you were so bothered
by those comments.

Speaker 14 (47:35):
Well, I mean you were so serious. I mean, what
are you going to stick fries in the microwaves?

Speaker 9 (47:40):
I mean, you have an oven. You can put things
in the oven.

Speaker 14 (47:43):
You're sounding like a lunatic right now, Brad.

Speaker 5 (47:47):
In an oven, You're great.

Speaker 9 (47:50):
I don't know, I don't know. I don't know what
to say, because, I mean, our connection I thought was
so strong, and I can't imagine that something as simple
as my feelings about an air fryer have changed your
optimism about where a relationship could go.

Speaker 14 (48:04):
Yeah, I mean I use it every single day. My
friends use it every single day. I mean, it's like
the best invention. I mean, this guy like he doesn't
understand how great it is. What's wrong with him?

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Okay, well, maybe that's like an invitation to teach. You
bring him to the air fire side.

Speaker 5 (48:24):
Brad, do you see how like you've clearly touched a
nerve for her. It's not like you've just made a
funny joke about air friers. You've attacked her life.

Speaker 9 (48:33):
I'm just so shocked. Guys, I thought you were in
the hospital because things were going so well.

Speaker 14 (48:39):
You almost put me in the hospital with your comments
about that.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
And that is so dramatic.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
I mean, it doesn't even sound like Brad really cares
about air frars that much, Right, Brad.

Speaker 6 (48:49):
I don't believe in them, but who cares?

Speaker 9 (48:52):
Like, I'm not gonna let it get in the middle
of a potential great relationship.

Speaker 5 (48:55):
Clearly, it's an important touching point for Megan that you
value it, because that's how she eats all of her meals.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
She wants in the air fryer.

Speaker 14 (49:05):
I mean, if you don't believe in air fryers, what's next?
Seasonal candles, fitted sheets, marinating things overnight?

Speaker 5 (49:13):
You do not believe in fitted sheets bread.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
It's her dream home.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
Okay, I think we're putting a little too much emphasis
on one kitchen appliance.

Speaker 9 (49:25):
I mean, go buy an easy bake oven. I don't
care whatever.

Speaker 14 (49:34):
You guys are laughing at me, but it's it's a
deal breaker.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
He said, you can use your air.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
He doesn't care if you use an air fryer.

Speaker 5 (49:41):
I mean, but he also is like, I don't believe
in them. At the same time, he.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Hasn't had her bloomin onion. You know, he may change
his mind.

Speaker 14 (49:49):
You think he's getting invited over to try any of
my foods. That chance.

Speaker 5 (49:55):
You'll never taste her bloomin onion.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
There sounds like a euphemism.

Speaker 5 (50:00):
Well it is in a way. Well, we went from
the most romantic story of all time to air friers
burning down a relationship. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
It's pretty simple.

Speaker 5 (50:12):
Yeah, and quick too, under fifteen minutes. They're so efficient.

Speaker 14 (50:15):
I can't believe I actually imagine myself growing old with you.
You're clearly gonna die young from the way you're eating.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Oh wow, that was dark.

Speaker 9 (50:25):
I mean, I gotta be honest. If this is the
thing that is your deal breaker in a relationship, dying young.
I'm gonna be getting out easy.

Speaker 5 (50:30):
Oh yes, should we keep the disses going for another
few minutes or should we just call it here? Okay,
we're gonna call it Anywayoki Jeffrey in the morning. Man,
I need to be a better host, I think, just
in general, particularly for this second date up.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Don't comment.

Speaker 5 (50:52):
I know it's true because we kind of got sidetracked
on air frar burns and kind of jokes and put downs.
Not I never tried to reconnect those two back to
their original feelings for each other and what they liked
about each other. I was just sitting back and joining
the show, eating popcorn, not being a good host.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
I feel like I tried to create some middle ground,
at least on the air frer front, and there was
no middle ground to reach.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
It wasn't gonna work.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
It's so weird.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
I mean, she just wrote him off in that moment
and would never change her mind.

Speaker 5 (51:23):
Yeah. I actually was kind of shocked that you don't
own a air frier, Brook. I thought that you were
one of the air friers stands.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
I hate kitchen gadgets. It's like a thing for me.

Speaker 5 (51:32):
It looks like, let's just put it over an open
fire in a trash can and call.

Speaker 7 (51:37):
It a day.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
In nineties where everyone had like food dehydrators, you'd realize what.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
It's a dumb mistake.

Speaker 5 (51:45):
I am glad.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
Seriously, how many banana chips can you make?

Speaker 5 (51:48):
But if you want help from our show, I promise
Brooks willing to help you. It might not sound like it.

Speaker 13 (51:55):
But.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
You're the one that was apologizing, not me.

Speaker 5 (51:59):
Yeah, I'm the bad host. Brook is the good one,
and hopefully she can help get you a second date.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
I mean it, Brooks the good one.

Speaker 19 (52:05):
We're all doing.

Speaker 5 (52:06):
Yeah, reach out to us, email us. We'll call that
person who's not calling you.

Speaker 13 (52:10):
Back, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 5 (52:14):
Some people travel the world for culture. Some do it
for art, or if you're like me, you travel the
world to take inappropriate photos next to the Eiffel Tower. Wait,
it's Jeff, what's coming out of my pants there.

Speaker 4 (52:29):
On the ground?

Speaker 5 (52:30):
Like that, Jeff? But this weekend, tens of thousands gathered
for a much deeper purpose to stuff their faces with
things on sticks, the funnel, cakes, fried pickles, and is
that a churro wrapped in bacon or a dog in
a bacon outfit dressed like a churro, doesn't matter either way.

(52:53):
I'm eating that because it's what you're doing at the
food Fair. We've got the savory, the sweet, and the
straight up strange. Play all the audio coming up right
after this, gourmet grilled cheeses, deep fried butter sculptures, and
triple bacon in nautella doughnuts the size of a car
steering wheel. Dad, it's brooken, Jeffrey in the morning. And

(53:17):
this isn't your grandma's picnic. This is the annual Food Fair.
And over the weekend, thousands of people gathered to feast,
to fry and to fist fight each other over that
last giant turkey leg. And who was there smack dab
in the middle of the munchie madness but our own
hose and Alexis Napkin in one hand, microphone in the other,

(53:40):
asking the tastiest question of all, what you doing at
the food Fair?

Speaker 4 (53:44):
What you're doing at the food fair?

Speaker 8 (53:46):
Get my grub on.

Speaker 4 (53:48):
I can see that. I mean what a place to
do that?

Speaker 2 (53:50):
Right?

Speaker 15 (53:51):
Absolutely seeod place to get something good to eat and
stuff that belly a little bit.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
And I love your aura. I just want to say
you have amazing energy.

Speaker 7 (53:58):
You're colorful.

Speaker 10 (53:59):
You have a beautiful yellow shirt, you have light yellow
brown shoes, you have purple hair, and you have a
big smile on your face. What is a happy person
like you eat?

Speaker 3 (54:09):
Interestingly enough, I'm in Culinario, so I eat anything.

Speaker 8 (54:12):
If it falls on the floor, I'll think twice.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
But other than that, it's going down the chute.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
My rule in life it's a five second rule. Something falls.
What is a chef's rule that depends?

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Is it dead food or is it all live food?

Speaker 10 (54:25):
Okay, so if something a live falls on the floor,
what's the rule?

Speaker 1 (54:29):
It kill it eat it?

Speaker 7 (54:30):
Oh, oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
I'm sure she's a chef and just not somebody from
my home states.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
Like a butcher.

Speaker 5 (54:37):
Either way, Sizzler just got a new slogan, kick it,
kill it eat.

Speaker 4 (54:42):
Next time I drop something, I'll be like, wait, is
it alive or is it dead?

Speaker 1 (54:45):
How many in her kitchen?

Speaker 4 (54:47):
I don't know?

Speaker 10 (54:48):
Like octopus is crawling on the counter, chickens flying everywhere.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
Yeah, it's bloody, that's for sure.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
What you're doing at the food fair.

Speaker 8 (54:58):
Just can't to check out the food. Honestly, I'm a
little bust already. So I apologize, But you pregamed for
the food fair. You always got a pre game for
everything everything. I am nothing.

Speaker 15 (55:08):
You know, we do pregame for kid's birthday party. You
have to you have to, okay, especially with family.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
Yeah, you have a girlfriend and a partner.

Speaker 8 (55:16):
Nah, you want to know why I don't have a girlfriend.

Speaker 15 (55:18):
Yeah, so I recently got dubbed so like about a
year ago.

Speaker 8 (55:23):
But we were still talking.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
Okay, now that you're broken up, you could talk, sit
and it doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (55:29):
Was she a bad cook?

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Was she a good cook?

Speaker 8 (55:31):
She was actually actually like Noah, she was the best
girlfriend I had. What I'm not gonna lie to you.
I like to tell the truth.

Speaker 4 (55:39):
Let's compare her to a food. What food would you
compare your ex girlfriend?

Speaker 7 (55:42):
This is gonna be.

Speaker 8 (55:45):
Meat ball. After we broke up, she came way.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
Dude, you just said you weren't gonna talk.

Speaker 8 (55:50):
Sorry, you pulled it out of me.

Speaker 5 (55:53):
Alexis you did the food question because you're at the
food fair? Is that why you asked that?

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Obviously, by always wanted to be more of a corn
dog after that stage.

Speaker 5 (56:03):
It's hard to think of any good answer to that question.
It doesn't sound bad about a nice ice tank.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
It sounds like he's not over her and she wants
nothing to do with him.

Speaker 8 (56:11):
I want.

Speaker 4 (56:14):
We recently broke up a year ago.

Speaker 5 (56:17):
Yeah, there's any good headspace. It's what you're doing at
the food fair where Jose and Alexis were out asking
the swarms of slobbering and hungry folks a simple question.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
What you're doing. What you're doing at the food fair?

Speaker 2 (56:30):
We're drinking a big baby bottle.

Speaker 10 (56:33):
You just lifted it up to me like you're showing everybody,
but there's no video. No one can see you. Right now,
you're taking SIPs of it. Okay, what is it? This
is a ginormous baby bottle. You're holding it with two hands, and.

Speaker 5 (56:46):
What's the size of a baby?

Speaker 2 (56:48):
We bought a backpack for a reason so you could
just stick it in there.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
What is in it?

Speaker 4 (56:52):
It doesn't look like there's formula for a baby in there.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
What is that?

Speaker 5 (56:58):
Tell me?

Speaker 4 (56:58):
The ingredient legend?

Speaker 5 (57:01):
There's also running it.

Speaker 10 (57:03):
What the lady, we're at like a family friendly food festival?

Speaker 4 (57:07):
What are you doing? A long islandized team there?

Speaker 9 (57:10):
You think?

Speaker 8 (57:10):
What do you think?

Speaker 7 (57:10):
This is Vegas?

Speaker 5 (57:11):
No, it's fun already isn't it Okay?

Speaker 4 (57:14):
So you you drank half of that and you have
people here obviously to wheel you out of this place.

Speaker 5 (57:19):
That's the only reason I'm doing this interview. It's impressive
when your laugh makes Jose's laugh sound totally normal.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
Being inconspicuous with your alcohol in a giant baby bottle
that you're drinking now though you don't.

Speaker 5 (57:37):
Drink out of a giant baby bottle.

Speaker 13 (57:39):
Break.

Speaker 6 (57:39):
Wait.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
I'm just saying, if you're gonna sneak alcohol into a
food fair, that may not be the right.

Speaker 7 (57:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Sure, that's a lot.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
People were getting so turned out for the food.

Speaker 8 (57:50):
I know, man, this is.

Speaker 4 (57:53):
What you're doing at the food fair.

Speaker 10 (57:55):
Well, let me tell you something, brother, Brother, I'm here
with her and Alexis.

Speaker 4 (58:02):
Where's Brookie?

Speaker 9 (58:03):
God?

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Can I ask if you've been drinking?

Speaker 6 (58:06):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (58:06):
No, I had a great food that tasted.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
Like Wait, but I smell alcohol.

Speaker 5 (58:12):
Uh? Yes, what I smell is food.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
We are at food fair. Yes, So do you listen
to the show.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
You know we do a lot of dating stuff and whatnot.
Can you name me what would you think would be
the best date food?

Speaker 14 (58:27):
Sushi and a yager bomb?

Speaker 13 (58:29):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (58:30):
Why? Why?

Speaker 7 (58:31):
Why?

Speaker 14 (58:32):
Both those?

Speaker 9 (58:33):
Well?

Speaker 4 (58:33):
They're both affadisiacs.

Speaker 5 (58:35):
There you go, er bombs are yeah, thirty two herbs.

Speaker 4 (58:39):
Wait has this worked for you in the past, Yes, get.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Those at the same restaurant.

Speaker 9 (58:44):
No, I bring my own.

Speaker 4 (58:46):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
Can you imagine showing up to a date and a
guy pulls out a bottle of yaeger Ball sushi bar?

Speaker 1 (58:53):
Why do I think we'll hear him on a second date?

Speaker 9 (58:55):
Update?

Speaker 5 (58:57):
Well, now we know. I mean, we do what you're
doing at the block party, what you're doing at the concert,
nobody's ever wasted at those. But what you're doing at
the food fair, people get freakin' lit.

Speaker 10 (59:08):
I want to go interview like kids eating cotton candy.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
Being an aphrodisiac.

Speaker 7 (59:16):
I know what's.

Speaker 5 (59:16):
Instacart some so we could try it. That was what
you're doing at the food fair. Your phone taps coming.

Speaker 13 (59:21):
Up, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 5 (59:32):
I have an apology to make because I have let
down this show once again. Yeah, I have been saving
cheese questions to ask for National Cheese Day.

Speaker 8 (59:44):
We miss it.

Speaker 5 (59:45):
Turns out that was back on June fourth. Oh, it's
overshot it by a mile, and such a good idea. Seriously,
was and don't anybody try to make me feel better
about it and say, oh, it's okay, we're just a
little early for next year. No, I blew.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Okay, it's like moldy cheese up in this studio right now.

Speaker 5 (01:00:03):
Yeah, and I hope that they dock my pay for this. Oh, Jeff,
I don't deserve a living wage. And I know Today's
trivia challenger. He's a company man. They will agree with me, Brittany,
Are you with me?

Speaker 6 (01:00:18):
I'm still with you.

Speaker 5 (01:00:19):
That's right, thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
We've been trying to tell her employees this forever.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
I think he just sent an email to the owner
of the company and the subject line was I don't
deserve a living wage.

Speaker 5 (01:00:28):
Absolutely.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
Do you think reverse psychology would work on the owner
of a company that way?

Speaker 5 (01:00:32):
I probably not. Okay, Yeah, actually, let's not pay anybody
in the company. This was a great idea. Anyway, Brittany
is a brand new player, never taking you on before.
So we'll find out more about her after she's done
with her around Brooks leaving the studio. You got thirty
seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know when, you could say past. But you have
to beat her out right if you want to win, Brittany,

(01:00:53):
are you ready?

Speaker 9 (01:00:54):
I'm ready?

Speaker 5 (01:00:54):
You got this. Your time starts now. Barack Obama celebrates
a birthday today. He's in his mid six sixties. How
old is he?

Speaker 6 (01:01:03):
Six?

Speaker 5 (01:01:04):
In nineteen ninety seven? What famous cigarette mascot was decommissioned?

Speaker 9 (01:01:09):
Joe Cammell?

Speaker 5 (01:01:10):
What country does bree cheese originate from?

Speaker 9 (01:01:15):
Skip?

Speaker 5 (01:01:16):
Who wrote the book Pride and Prejudice? Which planet is
known for its great red spot?

Speaker 14 (01:01:23):
Saturn?

Speaker 5 (01:01:24):
Who played the original Laura Croft in the tomb Raider movies?

Speaker 6 (01:01:28):
Angelie did Joe Lee?

Speaker 5 (01:01:30):
All right? For Britney, well done there. Brook's going to
come back into the studio, and since she's a new player,
let's learn some information about her. According to my screener,
Britney loves random facts, she likes nature, and she likes drinks.
So I'm just guessing you like drinking Goldschlager out in nature.

Speaker 9 (01:01:52):
Not quite Goldschlager, but I like drinking in nature.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
It feels like you're an old minor panny though when
you drink that stuff.

Speaker 14 (01:02:01):
I'm trying it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:01):
Yeah, Do you have a random fun fact that you'd
like to share with the group?

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
The most hated question. Ever, I don't Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:02:09):
What, okay, you know what. I hope they dock my
pay even more for asking such a stupid, idiotic question.
What a terrible host I am.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
It's just like one of those icebreaker questions that everybody
dreads at like the work conference.

Speaker 5 (01:02:22):
You know, I agree, and I appreciate you giving me
the middle finger right now, Brooke, I deserve that. I
really both of them. I will take them. Yes, Brittany,
I hope you're giving me the middle finger too. All
the listeners are what we get to Brooks turn. Are
you ready? Here we go? Your time starts now. Barack
Obama celebrates a birthday today. He's in his mid sixties.
How old is he? Sixty five in nineteen ninety seven?

(01:02:45):
What famous cigarette mascot was decommissioned?

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Oh the Marlboro Man?

Speaker 5 (01:02:51):
What country does breed cheese originate from?

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Sweden?

Speaker 5 (01:02:56):
Who wrote the book Pride and Prejudice?

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Oh God? Space?

Speaker 5 (01:03:01):
Jane Austin, which planet is known for its great red spot.

Speaker 4 (01:03:05):
Mars who played.

Speaker 5 (01:03:07):
The original Laura Croft in the tomb Raider movies.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
Angelina Julie.

Speaker 5 (01:03:11):
Okay, that's it, the time is up. We're head on
over the scoreboard to see how you both did with
Josela skin that La again, dun Lucky.

Speaker 10 (01:03:21):
Britney. You got to correct today.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
You know it's your first performance. That's all right.

Speaker 4 (01:03:27):
And she passed a few times.

Speaker 5 (01:03:29):
That's not bad at all.

Speaker 4 (01:03:30):
Rock also, I'll take it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
Oh yeh, I'll tell myself even though I've done this
over one one hundred thousand times.

Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
Too bad, Brooke, Britney.

Speaker 5 (01:03:39):
Tie does go to the house on these. So let's
go over the answers for everybody. Barack Obama has a
birthday today. He is sixty four years old.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Sorry, I didn't mean to aid you, Obama.

Speaker 5 (01:03:49):
In nineteen ninety seven, the famous cigarette mascot who was
decommissioned was Joe Cammell with camel cigarettes Harder Brooks.

Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
She knows all of them. She's like, oh, there's seven
in my head.

Speaker 5 (01:03:58):
I mean, they raised me into the country that brie
cheese originates from, which, by the way, was not in
my questions of cheeses that I was hoping to ask happened.
I didn't even think of one. This good brie cheese
comes from France. French cheese. Pride and Prejudice was written
by author Jane Austen. The planet known for its great

(01:04:19):
red spot would be Jupiter. It's that red store that's
happening in the center there. And the original Laura crofton
the tomb Raider movies was played by Angelina Joe Lee.
I just pulled at the end, so Brittany, it was
not enough to beat Brooke, but just for playing, we
are going to give you two tickets to le May's
Car Museum in a prize pack from Rev Up Energy.

Speaker 6 (01:04:40):
Don't it's been fun.

Speaker 5 (01:04:44):
It was fun having You're welcome back anytime. Okay, Brittany,
thank you so much. All Right, we're gonna do Windbrooks
Block the same time tomorrow

Speaker 13 (01:04:51):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.